Halo? More like Gaylo

Call of Duty? More like Cock of Doody

Battlefield? More like Battlefart

Gears of War? More like Gays of Whore

Team Fortress 2? More like Hat Fuckfest 2

Quake? More like Queef

Bulletstorm? More like Bullshitstorm

Duke Nukem? More like Fuck Suckem

Doom? More like MOOOOM

Unreal? More like Un... uh... Unreally Fucking Gay... wait a minute...