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!o3W9bHK2T2 No.119160827 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>on bus, on my way to college
>only like 5 people on it
>a pretty blone girl gets on the bus
>there's loads of empty seats
>she sits next to me and smiles and says hi nicely
>I stare at her confused and say hi back awkardly
>I then say "you know there are lots of open seats, heh"
>her smile goes away
>she says "oh... sorry... I'll move"
>I say "okay?"
>she moves to a different seat slowly
>it's silent the whole way there
>finally get the the college
>she gets off too
>I hear her voice
>"oh you go here too?"
>I say yea
>She says "Cool! Maybe I will see you around or something? Oh! Sorry I never introduced myself, my name is Jamie"
>she smiles
>I say "Yea maybe." "Okay cool, well I'm late for class so bye"
>start walking away
>hear from behind
>"Oh okay... see ya I guess..."
Weird day, wasn't even late for class. Just wanted to go study alone like I ususally do.
Since I have no friends ;_;

I hate my life...