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!t1.kaRtHUs No.119221315 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
HELLO HELLO HELLO BITCHES, TONIGHT, ON A VERY SPECIAL /v/ WE WILL BE PLAYING THROUGH THE SMASH HIT GALGE HATOFUL BOYFRIEND. COME WITH ME, ATOMIC, YOUR EXCELLENT HOST AS WE PITCH WOO TO A FLOCK OF COOING SUITORS.
TAKING A PAGE OUT OF THE STARRY SKY IN SPRING/TOKIMEKI THREADS OF LEGEND CAPSLOCK IS NOT ONLY CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL BUT ALSO ENCOURAGED.
LET'S LET THIS SHIT COMMENCE.