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!RiVEN4j6Fw No.124923771 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Ladyboys and Gentlemen of /v/, I give you the heart-wrenching tale of Anon's experience with SW:TOR.

Tissues at the ready, manly tears.

Bioware, RIP.

>Go to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0Z9LS5QgNY
>Press play
>Replace lyrics with the following


Every night in my dreams,
I saw you, I felt youuuu,
couldnt wait for my sub to go onnnn,

Farrrr beyond the free month,
And in patch 1.1
I thought that my sub would go onnnn,

Toooooo farrr,
You took it too far,
No longer will my sub, go onnnn,
Once moooore
You fucked with Star Wars
But the drones will still love you
Their subs wiiiilllll go onnnn aaaand onnn

Forum posts at one time
Get replied - "end ooof riiine",
and the bannu will last till were gooone,

Loved KOTOR 1 and 2
Good games, I hold too,
Two vidya, I'll always replay

Toooooo farrr,
You took it too far,
No longer will my sub, go onnnn,
Once moooore
You fucked with Star Wars
But the drones will still love you
Their subs wiiiilllll go onnnn aaaand onnn

Nooo cheeeeers, there's no high textures heeeeere,
No looonger will my sub go onnnn,
Nooo way, until you gooo free to playyy,
You've been uninstalled
and my sub wont go onnn aaaand onnnnn