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!IpAUk9oE7c No.125080118 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
ITT:We make green text stories for games that don't exist
or it can be a game idea general
anyway, a greentext
>driving around in the desert with my bro to find baby sandworms to so I can finally get my worm-tooth machete
>see a group of South Emari Jungle players
>try to avoid them
>they shoot my tires
>they run over
>the ground starts shaking
>boom full grown motherfucking sandworm pops out
>eats them
>get out a spare
>put it back on
>get back on the road
>never return to the cergress desert or that part of the planet again
>warp anomaly opens up
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>sucks my buggy in
>I am now on panthrosor, a completely poisonous world filled man eating plants
>my guild's interstellar pick up ship is still under repair from it's last flight
>have to drive to the nearest transport station which is full of jew operators who make you pay 1000 credits for every time the ship has to go into warp