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Quoted By: >>125102066
ITT:We make green text stories for games that don't exist
or it can be a game idea general
anyway, a greentext
>driving around in the desert with my bro to find baby sandworms to so I can finally get my worm-tooth machete
>see a group of South Emari Jungle players
>try to avoid them
>they shoot my tires
>they run over
>the ground starts shaking
>boom full grown motherfucking sandworm pops out
>eats them
>get out a spare
>put it back on
>get back on the road
>never return to the cergress desert or that part of the planet again
>warp anomaly opens up
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>sucks my buggy in
>I am now on panthrosor, a completely poisonous world filled man eating plants
>my guild's interstellar pick up ship is still under repair from it's last flight
>have to drive to the nearest transport station which is full of jew operators who make you pay 1000 credits for every time the ship has to go into warp
or it can be a game idea general
anyway, a greentext
>driving around in the desert with my bro to find baby sandworms to so I can finally get my worm-tooth machete
>see a group of South Emari Jungle players
>try to avoid them
>they shoot my tires
>they run over
>the ground starts shaking
>boom full grown motherfucking sandworm pops out
>eats them
>get out a spare
>put it back on
>get back on the road
>never return to the cergress desert or that part of the planet again
>warp anomaly opens up
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>sucks my buggy in
>I am now on panthrosor, a completely poisonous world filled man eating plants
>my guild's interstellar pick up ship is still under repair from it's last flight
>have to drive to the nearest transport station which is full of jew operators who make you pay 1000 credits for every time the ship has to go into warp