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Alright guys, I did this today. It's a rewrite of Weird Al's song "You don't love me anymore" but about someone we all love. I was wondering what you'd think of it. I was also thinking that if you guys like it, someone with a decent voice could record it. It could be fun!

Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWD5gdpt4Dw&ob=av2e

Lyrics:

We've been gaming for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong
Seems you don't want us to buy
The latest game with that Half-Life guy

I guess we lost a little bit of the old Steam
When you set up shop in the Fortress of Team
We used to say that you're fat
Now you're clogging the game with those fucking hats

Ohhh

Why did you disconnect me from Steam all day?
That kinda thing just ain't well
Still we keep thinking
We love you, Gabe Newell

~Music~

We knew that you were having problems when
Valve decided to release L4D again
You guys are working so hard
Oh Gaben I'm begging, wont you put down that lard?

You know we, still love you when you keep us at bay
When you delay games just a little each day
We still remember the way Eli died
Not a dry eye in sight as we all cried

Oh if you dont mind us asking
Where Episode 3 is
Maybe does it ring a bell?
Oh, we cant hate you
We love you, Gabe Newell

~Music~

We promised to have fun with the barbecue grill
Now it all fell through, but remember the thrill
You set our hearts on fire
You are the one we all want and desire

Oh ya, ban us and VAC says that we're cheating
Your sales takes our money while you are eating
You never release on time
Yet you leave us with but a smile and a lousy dime


Oh you know this really isn't easy to say
For us trapped down here in this hell
From the depths of /v/'s heart
We love you, Gabe Newell

Oh oh oh

From the depths of /v/'s heart
We love you, Gabe Newell