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FAG QUEST

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FAG QUEST 2

[NEW THREAD]

Last time on FAG QUEST...

You burst forth and go xenomorph on all the motherfuckers, bursting out of yourself with MARTY and the TREASURE in hand.

You are covered in BLOOD and ORANGE SOAPSTONE RESIDUE.

You have LEVELED UP to FAG LEVEL 4.

You now have the ability to TELEPORT to nearby TOWNS.

You do not have the KEY to the TREASURE.

The VERY SCARY DRAGON may or may not have been slain during the process of going xenomorph on all the motherfuckers.

What do you do?