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!!gUifq0Wscto No.126756305 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I'm Videogames Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and the last word out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that?

>Sir, yes sir.

Bullshit I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair!

>SIR YESS SIR