>>127960871I used to keep eggs in my pockets.
I couldn't afford lunch at school, so my mom would give me two hardboiled eggs. I would keep them in my coat pockets, and yes, they do keep your hands warm. I was embarrassed (I was a kid, after all), so I ended up eating them on the walk to school and usually going hungry at lunch.
But one day, I didn't eat them. They fell out of my coat pockets during class. Our substitute teacher was this korean lady, and she calls me 'Egg Boy'.
Everybody called me Egg Boy. For 8 more years, this was my name. It was terrible. After that, they wouldn't even pick me for team sports in gym; I was pretty fast, but I was that much of a joke. Even if I started a fight over it, people would still call out 'Egg Boy' during the fight, in a mocking tone. When I think about it, that day was probably the first step towards being very shy and self-depreciative youth, and now that I'm 23, I go on 4chan for hours and hours every day.
So, anyway, yeah. Eggs keep your hands warm in the winter, if you were wondering.