>>128910421>Walk in.>There is a good looking guy with his stuff unpacked and the TV is on."H-Hey, what do you think of this place?"
>He responds"Shut up! IF I speak an opinion I could be banned!"
>wat.>"Huh?">He responds angrily"DID YOU NOT READ THE RULES? JESUS CHRIST!"
>Ignore his temper and proceed to unpack.>Put Halo 3 on the desk, and my DS in the drawer.>Hear loud footsteps coming closer.>Look up, Halo 3 is gone."WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THIS CASUAL KIDDIE FPS TRASH!"
>Respond"OK dude chill, I like the game, you don't, you don't need to yell at me."
>He takes my game after farting on my face.>My roommate is gone>People are running down the hall"Hey what is everyone doing?"
>Responds"We are having a video game hate discussion!"
>I say"Well what is th-"
>He runs off before I can respond.>I now just realize and ask myself"Why is there spaghetti on the floor?"
>Whatever I tell myself as I proceed to the discussion room.>There are hundreds of people, all the same, no girls, all hairy, greasy, cavemen."I knew this was a mistake coming here."
>Try to walk out, immediately fucking blacked out.>Wake up in pools of spaghetti and shit>I see nothing, only some dim lights"So... You are awake?"
>I am too scared to respond"We had an anonymous tip that you want to leave, and that you ENJOY a video game!"
>I still cannot respond.>He says no more, walks away.>Hear a faint "Go.">I am scared for my life.>Footsteps.>More footsteps.>They grow louder and louder as I sit in agony waiting for my unjustified punishment by these bear men.>They are in this room, I can smell their scent.>Get pulled out of the spaghetti pool, and proceed to be held down as they pull of my clothes.>They put on silky pants and a bra.>Get thrown down a set of stairs following another blackout.>Wake up to being raped by hundreds of fat men each day.>Damned to a life of rape.Such is life.