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!UpPOvBQNmg No.128957080 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>go to gamestop to buy MvC3
>figure this is a good time to troll the heck out of the casher
>pay with my brevik card
>"woah dude that's so fucked up, he killed all those children"
>tell him the average age was 21
>get kicked out, doesn't let me buy the game

FUCKING GAMESTOP