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Anonymous !BRyuuguVlw Mon 05 Mar 2012 13:57:00 No.131625595 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>131626586 >>131626657 >>131627828 >>131628092 >>131629507 >>131630565 >>131632369 >>131633325

>"Hey Anon! My mom said I could have a sleepover! We can order pizza and stay up all night playing Super Smash Brothers!"
>He passes out at 8:30
>Stay up for the rest of the night playing vidya alone

He didn't even have Golden Eye 007...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:00:00 No.131625792 Report

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>stay awake for hours

>this is happening right now

two buddies passed out on the floor

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:03:00 No.131625946 Report

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>Every sleepover ever.
Pic related, it's what I usually entertained myself with.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:03:00 No.131625963 Report

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>Not fucking your friend in his sleep
ISHYGDDT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:04:00 No.131626000 Report

Quoted By: >>131626065 >>131626093 >>131626173 >>131626254 >>131626370 >>131627020 >>131627440 >>131627475 >>131629008 >>131629992 >>131633015

>Same thing
>We both go to sleep around the same time, around 4 am
>Wake up at 8
>He's still asleep
>Don't want to move around or turn on the TV or anything because I don't want to wake him up
>Don't want to go to the kitchen to eat breakfast because I thought it would be weird being inside someone elses house while they are asleep, especially when his parents were there

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:05:00 No.131626065 Report

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>>131626000
Oh you're that guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:05:00 No.131626093 Report

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>>131626000
THIS. EVERY TIME!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:05:00 No.131626098 Report

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>having friends

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:06:00 No.131626152 Report

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>he and everyone else falls asleep
>turn the TV on muted and change it to a blank channel with no sound and turn the audio up on full
>place the remote on his hand and set it so it changes to the porn channel automatically in 5 minutes
>go back to bed and pretend to be asleep

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:07:00 No.131626173 Report

Quoted By: >>131627020

>>131626000
>"Help yourself to anything in the fridge, Anon."
>"Thank you, but I'm not hungry."
>Secretly starving

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:08:00 No.131626247 Report

Quoted By: >>131627578 >>131627693

>friend's mom drops him off for sleeping over
>we play n64 for a while
>watch ernest goes to jail
>watch late night tv shit like insomniac, toonami
>get hungry, search the pantry area, return with 3 or 4 boxes of nutrigrain bars (various flavors)
>divide them evenly and start devouring
>finish the bars, gassy as fuck
>suddenly, we both have to shit
>rock, paper, scissors
>take turns shitting like clockwork for the next 4 hours
>never eat nutrigrain bars again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:08:00 No.131626254 Report

Quoted By: >>131627020 >>131627891

>>131626000
And you just lie there awkwardly for HOURS because he doesn't get up until 1 in the afternoon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:08:00 No.131626262 Report

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Started lanning at 14,

2 girls from my class, guild wars, finished at sun up every weekend for two years.

Ended up fucking both over the next two years.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:10:00 No.131626347 Report

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> few nights ago
> staying at a friends place, watching GSL finals
> about 8 of us
> half of them are asleep after an hour

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:10:00 No.131626359 Report

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It was so eerie, being the last one to bed and the first one awake all the time, like what the fuck.

Not to mention the shit where you're hungry and aren't forward enough to ask for food.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:10:00 No.131626370 Report

Quoted By: >>131626451 >>131626491

>>131626000
I once woke up, and a friend was in my computer playing while eating cereal, he didn't even slept in my house the night before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:11:00 No.131626427 Report

Quoted By: >>131626562

Every time my friend comes over he always falls asleep on my fucking bed.

He's 24. I'm 23.

This shit still goes on.

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Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:11:00 No.131626451 Report

Quoted By: >>131626517 >>131626691

>>131626370

>a friend was in my computer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:11:00 No.131626463 Report

Quoted By: >>131626540 >>131626564 >>131633927

>Annoying sibling wants to play with us

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:12:00 No.131626491 Report

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>>131626370

He was inside your computer?

Oh fuck im dying right now send help

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:12:00 No.131626517 Report

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>>131626451
he has worst shit than i do, so i wasn't worried

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:13:00 No.131626540 Report

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>>131626463

>give him an unplugged controller

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:13:00 No.131626545 Report

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>Sleep over with friends
>HEY ANON LETS HAVE AN ALL NIGHTER
>Ok
>The guys with the idea pass out and sleep in until we have to leave

wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:13:00 No.131626562 Report

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>>131626427
He wants to fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:13:00 No.131626564 Report

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>>131626463
>let him play
>gang him while not kill each other
>he gets pissed off and quits the game forcing everyone to quit
>he leaves

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:14:00 No.131626586 Report

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>>131625595
>mfw I'm that guy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:14:00 No.131626635 Report

Quoted By: >>131629301

>filename

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:15:00 No.131626657 Report

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>>131625595
>im just going to rest my eyes
>he passes out
>he ate pretty much all the snacks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:16:00 No.131626691 Report

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>>131626451

Oh god i fucking laughed

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:16:00 No.131626697 Report

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>Hear his parents leave for work in the morning
>Raid their pantry

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:16:00 No.131626712 Report

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casual sleep over
>im 19
we dont call it sleep overs

This friend is in one of those relationships where he no longer has any friends so its all i do with this guy. We go to our "aunts" house. play vidya and eat junk till he crashes in front of the tv. I was never shy about food. She literally shops for us

im here now

he's passed out in front of the tv

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:16:00 No.131626720 Report

Quoted By: >>131628575 >>131629072 >>131629290 >>131631108

>go to friend's house to sleep over
>his house fucking smells weird and you never get used to it
>his room is a quarter the size of mine what the fuck is this
>sleeping bag on the floor, nigga turns the fucking radio on
>"i sleep better when there's noise"
>he falls asleep instantly, i lay awake for hours
>wake up a couple hours after him in the morning, fucking starving
>they already ate breakfast, didn't wake me up
>his mom asks me if i want some breakfast, say nah it's 10:30 too close to lunch
>no soda in the house, can't even fill up on that
>his mom takes me home before lunch so she doesn't have to feed me

NEVER SLEEP OVER THERE AGAIN

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:16:00 No.131626724 Report

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I had that happen once. Stayed up looking at porn on his comp since I didn't have a comp at the time.
I drew a map on his face while he was sleeping, he got up, saw it, and sprayed me with water and soap and shit, and we just fucking destroyed the kitchen, since his parents were out somewhere else.
I rode my bike home while he was sleeping, so he got in trouble for it.
I also forgot to delete the history off of his computer, so he got in trouble for that, too.
Huehuehuehue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:16:00 No.131626725 Report

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>YFW you find out that everyone spat in your open mouth while you slept
Never sleeping around another person for the rest of my fucking life

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:16:00 No.131626742 Report

Quoted By: >>131626880 >>131627079

>Best friend decides he wants to lan
>Invites me and a bunch of other friends
>We're gonna play all sorts of cool games
>Get there
>Play a couple of rounds of Red Alert
>One guy "This is boring, I'm going to play WoW"
>Two other guys switch to playing WoW
>They just play that all night long
>Me and my friend just play other games with eachother

Every damn time. Be it WoW/<New MMO>/Dota/LoL/HoN or whatever

We'll play an hour or two of one game, one of those players will stop and start playing whatever shitty grinding/"competitive" game that they are obsessed with at the moment and the rest will follow

I don't even know why my friend invites them anymore

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:16:00 No.131626751 Report

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>mfw I had insomnia even back then and saw everyone else falling asleep so easily

It felt so alone in a house that wasn't mine, where everyone was sleeping.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:17:00 No.131626783 Report

Quoted By: >>131626819 >>131626841 >>131629423 >>131634436

>"Hey anon let's go outside, we can't play vidya all day"

FUCK YOU YES WE CAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:17:00 No.131626797 Report

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>go to friend's for all nighter
>friend falls asleep
>sit there awkwardly for hours, not sleepy, but cant do anything to not wake him up or incase his parents come check
>wake up at sunrise
>friend still sleeps for hours
>last night all over again

Had that every single time, goddamn why did I even bother with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:18:00 No.131626819 Report

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>>131626783
>go outside
>ralphpootawn.jpg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:18:00 No.131626841 Report

Quoted By: >>131634313

>>131626783

>you were the one who was the most enthusiastic about vidya, when it was just another thing to everyone else

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:19:00 No.131626874 Report

Quoted By: >>131626956

>going to girlfriends house on the other side of the country in a couple of weeks
>going for a whole week
>don't even want to meet her parents
>no vidya
>we don't even do much together except have sex and lie in bed all day watching shitty tv
>we won't be able to do that there
>mfw most boring week of my life is approaching

I would much rather have a shitty sleepover because at least there's vidya. I'm probably going to bring a console, or at least my hard drive with a shitload of roms on and a controller.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:19:00 No.131626880 Report

Quoted By: >>131627214 >>131632351 >>131632596

>>131626742
Protip: If somebody plays an MMO, they are going to want to play it no matter what other people are doing

Never invite MMO players to a lan, unless the lan is specifically for MMOs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:20:00 No.131626956 Report

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>>131626874
>dat first fap when you get back

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:20:00 No.131626964 Report

Quoted By: >>131627032

>they're all asleep
>cant do anything
>cant watch tv, it's too dark to find the remote and it would wake someone up
>cant get food, might wake someone up and then it would be really awkward
>cant go home
>cant sleep

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:21:00 No.131627020 Report

Quoted By: >>131631869

>>131626000
>>131626173
>>131626254

This shit right here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:21:00 No.131627032 Report

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>>131626964
>that feel

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:21:00 No.131627046 Report

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>guy with the all nighter idea passes out
>playing video games and getting board
>roll of duct tape is sitting out in the open

Made the guy a custom pair of duct tape pants one time and taped some of his dishes to the wall on a different night. Good thing there wasn't a ball of twine or things really would have gotten out of hand.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:22:00 No.131627062 Report

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>"We can play video games all night!"
>He hogs the game all night
>Fall asleep out of boredom
>He wakes me up early the next day
>"You should go home now, I've got stuff to do."

Never go there again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:22:00 No.131627079 Report

Quoted By: >>131627172 >>131627193

>>131626742
>people that still play wow
why the fuck do people play wow
wow wasnt good when it was first released.
wow wasnt good after burning crusade
wow wasnt good after wrath of the lich king
wow wasnt good after cataclysm
wow is just a shitty mmo, just like every single mmo.
mmos suck.
fact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:23:00 No.131627121 Report

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>kid asks me if i want to go to his house after school to play vidya
>sure
>go
>ok first anon we have to gather some of these news papers
>takes like 30 fucking minutes
>ok vidya now?
>yea
>go up stairs
>see his dad at computer naked and his girlfriend? kneeling beside him
>uhhh ok anon i think you have to go now
>didnt realize what happened until i was almost home

greg you fat son of a bitch

Sharkmcarts

Sharkmcarts Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:23:00 No.131627141 Report

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We always ended up staying up until 12 pm next day

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:23:00 No.131627172 Report

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>>131627079
No, they don't anymore this is back in 2008

But there'll always be a shitty MMO that they are obsessed with for 6 months before moving on to the next thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:24:00 No.131627193 Report

Quoted By: >>131627290

>>131627079

I played a lot of vidya games and never had more fun than raiding molten core with 39 other people. You're wrong. I will admit that it is shit now but nothing compared to the glory days of wow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:24:00 No.131627214 Report

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>>131626880
fucking this. My friend used to play WoW and he would invite a bunch of people round to his house to get drunk and play vidya vidya as in not WoW then after about half an hour he would leave us all in his living room and go back to warcraft. WHY!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:24:00 No.131627221 Report

Quoted By: >>131627295 >>131627325 >>131629020

>get GTA VC
>playing it
>5 other guys watching
>never take turns

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:25:00 No.131627250 Report

Quoted By: >>131633693

>Friend of old i rarely see nowadays (like 4-5/year) calls me
>He wants to come over and sleep here for a day so we can have a few beers, play vidya and stuff, like always used to do
>AWESOME! I prepare everything so we can just get wasted and have a good time when he's here.
>He gets here several hours late
>then proceeds to blabber on about every single uninteresting detail of his life. For fucking hours. Without a fucking pause.
>Like really uninteresting stuff about his daily routine.
>He also tells me that he spends A LOT of time on his xTH playthrough of the fucking console version of DA2, but every time i want to play something with him he just ignores it and keeps on talking about shit.
>Even when he's out of material he keeps saying useless combinations of words and thinks it's funny. No really. We're both ~30, by the way.
>Eventually he dozes off and begins to snore, HEAVILY.
>I can't sleep because of that and stay up for hours, playing vidya alone or browsing /v/
>The End

EVERY

SINGLE

FUCKING

TIME

I just wanted to have fun with you again, Chris. Why do you keep doing that? ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:25:00 No.131627259 Report

Quoted By: >>131627343

Just wanted to say I love you guys, so easy to relate to all of this stuff

I guess all the /v/irgins always were the "no thanks im not hungry" type of a guy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:25:00 No.131627268 Report

Quoted By: >>131627959

>friend has older sisters
>everyone's asleep while i'm wide awake
>creep into their rooms, take some undies and bras, stash them in sleeping bag and then into a new place when i get home
>home alone one day, bust them out, wear em, fap

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:26:00 No.131627290 Report

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>>131627193

I wasn't really friends with anyone in my guild. I was just in the guild because my cousin (who was heavily into the game) got me in.

So it just felt like an impersonal job-like thing. Loot was cool and so was seeing the bosses, but it was pretty meh since there were no friends around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:26:00 No.131627295 Report

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>>131627221
fuck you and fuck people like you. this is exactly what my friend did when he got it, invited maybe 3 or 4 of us to his house to play then never let us touch it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:26:00 No.131627303 Report

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>Ok you died it's my turn
>"No that one doesn't count"

Wallpaper Guy:Cocaine Pinata

Wallpaper Guy:Cocaine Pinata Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:26:00 No.131627306 Report

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>be 14
>friend comes over
>we play games throughout the day, 2pm to probably 5am
>i tell him i'm going to sleep, tell him he has free reign over the kitchen so long as he cleans up his messes
>tell him he can play on my computer and play vidya if he wants
>i go to sleep on the couch so he won't disturb me, he plays vidya, had breakfast then left
>he left a note saying "i had fun, same time next week?"

he was my best bro until he moved away ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:26:00 No.131627325 Report

Quoted By: >>131627543 >>131628823

>>131627221
>Get GTA VC
>Alright guys we'll go one rampages and switch the controller around when we die
>Controller gets passed around while people do awesome shit
>Theres always that one guy that is super careful and takes everything really slowly so that he never dies

Fuck you Steve

Fuck you right in the ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:26:00 No.131627337 Report

Quoted By: >>131627384 >>131627423

>Not playing the best N64 multiplayer game ever

At least they didn't remake it because I know they would fuck it up and make it awful

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:27:00 No.131627343 Report

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>>131627259
DAMMIT I WAS FUCKING STARVING.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:28:00 No.131627384 Report

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>>131627337

>implying they didn't remake it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:28:00 No.131627393 Report

Quoted By: >>131627743

>going on vacation for week
>let friend borrow expensive ($150 was alot to me the time) headphones
>get back
>he randomly offers me like $70 for them
>umm no
>returns them
>left side cracked off
never again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:28:00 No.131627401 Report

Quoted By: >>131627495 >>131627502 >>131628757

/v/ mansion would be glorious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:28:00 No.131627418 Report

Quoted By: >>131627493

>' Hey anon-sama want to come round and smoke an ounce with me"
>he passes out after 1 bong
>i smoke and steal the rest
>he wakes up and asks where the weed is
>"we smoked it all bro dont you remember"
>"Nah dude i was like super high"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:29:00 No.131627423 Report

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>>131627337

if only

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:29:00 No.131627436 Report

Quoted By: >>131627497

>little brother has friends over for birthday
>hog the console all fucking night
>make his friends cry

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:29:00 No.131627440 Report

Quoted By: >>131627508

>>131626000

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:30:00 No.131627475 Report

Quoted By: >>131627508

>>131626000

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:30:00 No.131627493 Report

Quoted By: >>131627575

>>131627418
>Dirty jew

Your acts of jewishness caused the holocaust

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:30:00 No.131627495 Report

Quoted By: >>131627607

>>131627401
everyone would starve to death

nobody would be able to afford to tip the pizza guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:30:00 No.131627497 Report

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>>131627436
;_; why big brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:30:00 No.131627502 Report

Quoted By: >>131627607

>>131627401

Bad idea, we'd all starve to death.

Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:30:00 No.131627508 Report

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>>131627440
>>131627467
>>131627475
Fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:30:00 No.131627512 Report

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>Have sleep over with friend
>Stay up til god knows when
>My dad gets up for work
>Have to turn off tv and pretend to be asleep
>He leaves
>Get up
>More vidya

Holy shit those were some good times

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:30:00 No.131627518 Report

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>yeah you can sleep over but my friend wants to sleep over too
>the 3 of us playing gamecube until 10:30p
>his dad comes down and tells us its time for bed
>"uh alright i guess.."
>guy hosting the sleepover: "well im gonna go sleep in my mom and dads room dont turn on the tv my dad will get pissed"
>cold as fuck and he didnt even give us any blankets
>his grandma is in the other room watching the x-files
>other dude sleeping on the other couch while i sleep on one
>he gets scared and tells me to not be afraid to latch up
>he wants to cuddle me wtf
>tell him to fuck off and i go to bed
worst sleepover ever

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:31:00 No.131627530 Report

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>Every fortnight 4 of us would sleep over at my friends house
>My friend had 5 computers, a Nintendo 64
>MFW we would stay spend all day and half the night playing Super Smash Bros, Golden eye 007, Perfect Dark, Starcraft, Diablo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:31:00 No.131627536 Report

Quoted By: >>131627581 >>131627620 >>131627634

anyone else feel like they were the only one to care about their vidya?

everyone else just let the discs get scratched, lost manuals, put games in wrong cases

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:31:00 No.131627543 Report

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>>131627325

fucking this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:32:00 No.131627569 Report

Quoted By: >>131630365

Sleepover at my bro's got worse and worse until we just stopped bothering. At first it would be:
>get up early
>head over to his house (i didn't have a console or a tv so no-one ever wanted to come around my house) at like 8AM
>get limewire up and running
>start downloading a movie to watch later
>fire up the PS2
>play timesplitters 2 on co-op and deathmatch for a few hours
>skip lunch or he'd just do like a couple of slices of bread and butter
>he'd go watch TV and I'd play an RPG or Soul Blade on my own for while
>his mom would come home and make us some shitty dinner probably beans on toast or similar
>we'd eat while watching cartoons/sitcoms
>play some co-op halo
>watch the movie (usually a horror or super gory action film)
>fall asleep at 12 at night after his mom kept bugging us
>wake up at 7
>play for the rest of the next day

eventualy it turned into:
>go around at like 2pm
>he's not at home
>hang around outside his flat for and hour or so
>he finally arrives
>i play on xbox while sits on his PC posting on forums
>watch some shitty movie half way until he says he and his mom need to go out for a few hours
>left on my own
>play on my own for a few hours
>he and his mom come home at like 11pm
>he turns off the games and we have to go to sleep
>wake up at 7
>go home

it sucked because he was my only bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:32:00 No.131627575 Report

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>>131627493
i only stole his weed cause he hits his girlfriend and everyone hates him

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:32:00 No.131627578 Report

Quoted By:

>>131626247
Oh my god..

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:32:00 No.131627581 Report

Quoted By:

>>131627536
fuck those people

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:32:00 No.131627602 Report

Quoted By:

>Be in friend's apartment, along with 5 other dudes

>everyone is passed out everywhere, there is literally nowhere to sleep, not even on the floor

>So tired, want to sleep so bad, but cant

That is the worst feel

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:33:00 No.131627607 Report

Quoted By:

>>131627495
>>131627502
I would shop and cook all day erry day. I love doing it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:33:00 No.131627620 Report

Quoted By:

>>131627536
>put games in wrong cases

All of my fucking hate

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:33:00 No.131627628 Report

Quoted By:

friend invites me over for a sleep over, he falls asleep first playing wow. I wake up first but he is sleeping, bored as fuck so I look around his room a bit, look at him, wait... is that morning wood?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:33:00 No.131627634 Report

Quoted By: >>131631767

>>131627536
Lend Soul Reaver disc to friend.
Get it back, I shit you not there was a used tampon in the hole, soul reaver guys face was scratched off to resemble hitler and a piece of lettuce as well.

Seriously that guy just wanted to watch the world burn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:33:00 No.131627642 Report

Quoted By: >>131627680

>exchange student over
>i wake up ~12 noon
>notice he's been lying there awake the whole time
>tell him he can just get up whenever he wants
>he nods
>never does

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:34:00 No.131627664 Report

Quoted By: >>131627906

My friends who had the best systems and games never wanted to play them when I slept over.

I still don't understand it to this day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:34:00 No.131627680 Report

Quoted By: >>131627742

>>131627642
WAKE UP YOU FUCKING CUNT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:35:00 No.131627693 Report

Quoted By:

>>131626247
I know that fucking feel man, I know that feel.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:36:00 No.131627735 Report

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Holy shit anon, are you me? I swear this is every sleepover I had growing up.

Fuck you Michael Lewis, you said you had Morrowind.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:36:00 No.131627742 Report

Quoted By:

>>131627680
>MFW I was the guy who didn't give a fuck and started playing vidya/bugged you till you woke up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:36:00 No.131627743 Report

Quoted By: >>131627790

>>131627393

>not realizing he was trying to pay you since he broke them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:36:00 No.131627751 Report

Quoted By: >>131627809 >>131627932 >>131627954

>sleepover with friends
>doing stupid shit all night acting like idiots
>we drink a couple of beers
>order oven baked pizzas
>glorious sleepover playing games all night
>sleepover started at 8pm
>ended at 11am
>get home
>girlfriend wants to go to church
>I want to sleep and eat
>we go
>I leave 10 minutes into mass and fall asleep in car
>she breaks up with me a week later

How about that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:37:00 No.131627789 Report

Quoted By: >>131628052 >>131628351 >>131629949 >>131632313 >>131635050 >>131638307

>friend comes over for the night all those years ago
>my mum is black
>i joke around and tell her to "get her black hands off me"
>friend laughs
>mum laughs
>dad laughs
>everyone fucking laughs
>later on
>mum asks if my friend would like an extra blanket
>friend replies "no thanks nigger"
>awkward silence
>i hide under my blankets
>my mum just closes the door
>my friend just looks at me giggling
>i turn off the light
>"anon your mum is so layed back hahah"
>that feeling when my mum spat in his toast and eggs
and i never saw him again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:37:00 No.131627790 Report

Quoted By:

>>131627743
Yeah, pay him half their value.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:37:00 No.131627795 Report

Quoted By:

>Sleep over
>Everything goes fine and dandy
>We go to sleep
>I just lay there with my eyes open
>Completely paranoid
>There is always some loud buzzing from the air conditioning or something else keeping me awake

FUCK. EVERY TIME. EVERY TIME ITS SOME WEIRD NOISE THAT KEEPS ME AWAKE. HOW DO YOU SLEEP IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:37:00 No.131627809 Report

Quoted By:

>>131627751
>girlfriend who actually takes church seriously

she wasn't worth your time bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:37:00 No.131627828 Report

Quoted By:

>>131625595
>>He passes out at 8:30
>>Stay up for the rest of the night playing vidya alone
>
>He didn't even have Golden Eye 007...

THAT.FUCKING.FEEL.

And the thing is, he drank tons of fucking Coka Cola. HOW?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:37:00 No.131627830 Report

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>Got 2 xboxs
>Got 2 TVs
>Got 2 tents
>Got 2 copies of Halo (and Halo 2 x years later)
>FUCKING GARDEN SYSTEM LINK

and it was fucking magic

mfw when physical violence against sniper autism

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:38:00 No.131627865 Report

Quoted By: >>131629410

>last person awake
>all the beds and couches are taken
>sleep under the table without a pillow or blanket

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:39:00 No.131627891 Report

Quoted By:

>>131626254

goddamn this fucking feel to hell

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:39:00 No.131627901 Report

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These threads are amazing, and why I still come to /v/.

I love you guys.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:39:00 No.131627903 Report

Quoted By: >>131628062

>"Hey Anon, can you get me a soda out of the fridge?"
>"Why can't you get it?"
>"Please Anon? I'm doing really good on this level!"
>"Fine."
>Go downstairs to the kitchen
>Open fridge to grab soda
>Close fridge
>Friend's dad giving me a weird look
>Realize it looks like I'm just rummaging through their food
>Feel shame and embarrassment

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:39:00 No.131627906 Report

Quoted By:

>>131627664
>>131627664
My friend got pokemon stadium the day it came out but he didn't want to play it when I was at his house. Fucking asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:40:00 No.131627932 Report

Quoted By:

>>131627751
The church i occasionally got dragged to had free pancakes so i never complained.

I also got to make a playdough version of a scene from Jonah and the Whale i was 18 at the time which was funny but also grossly offensive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:40:00 No.131627954 Report

Quoted By: >>131628025 >>131628050

>>131627751
Holy shit, you dated a church girl? The fuck is wrong with you.

>have two bros who game
>every night was a lan party night
>crystal chronicles, super smash, pc lan games
>current computer room has 3 beast pc's in it
Sleepovers were lame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:40:00 No.131627959 Report

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>>131627268
>businessasusualonv.ttf

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:40:00 No.131627973 Report

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>cold as shit in his house
>you have no covers or the smallest blanket on earth
>no pillow
>sleeping on floor

Well this shit sucks...why do I keep coming over here again? Oh thats right, because he has more video games than me...shit...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:40:00 No.131627975 Report

Quoted By: >>131628124

>Hey come over my house, I just got an N64 and Goldeneye and Super Smash bros!
>Sure!
>Arrive at his place
>Can we play yet?
>Nah such a nice day let's play outside
>after half an hour, his Mum arrives back home and tells us she's taking us to his grandmothers place right then and there for the weekend
>Okay are we taking the N64?
>No can't do that, she doesn't have a tv
>go to his grandmothers place, some shitty one roomed apartment and there is already some 5 year old random girl there (we were 8) staying as well
>Whole place smelt of cigarette smoke and catfood but there was no cat
>wasn't allowed outside as it was considered 'unsafe' and spent a whole weekend inside without tv, vidya or anything
>forced bedtime at 7:00 and not allowed to be up before adults were which was like 9:00 next morning
>got food poisoning from grandmothers cooking
Fuck you Cameron, and you were one of my better friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:41:00 No.131628015 Report

Quoted By:

>That feel when I was a kid and I went over to a friend's house and he striped down to his tighty whiteys to sleep

still creeps me out to this day

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:41:00 No.131628025 Report

Quoted By: >>131628126

>>131627954
>crystal chronicles
my. fucking. nigga.

Bromosapiens

Bromosapiens Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:42:00 No.131628050 Report

Quoted By: >>131628224 >>131628284

>>131627954
>>131627954
Fucking THIS

No girl who cares a lot about church is going to be easy to date unless you're the same. Every kiss, every time you grab her tit, she's gonna be feeling guilt like she's risking her eternal soul

>Not dating superior Atheist master race safely knowing even if you knock her upi she'll abort it real quick.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:42:00 No.131628052 Report

Quoted By:

>>131627789
My fucking sides.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:42:00 No.131628062 Report

Quoted By:

>>131627903
>"oh anon can you go lug the internet back in"
>friends parents are having dinner with the neighbors
>cord is just disconnected below the table
>awkward silence when the notice me
>duck under table , finish and run
>"anon that was my phone line"
the mission , it continues

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:42:00 No.131628065 Report

Quoted By:

>pretending to be asleep

Such a great feeling, idk why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:42:00 No.131628073 Report

Quoted By: >>131628142

>sleep over at ex's while dating
>go to bed around 3 or 4am
>I'm up around 8 or 9
>try to wake her up
>"Let me sleep, I need to sleep"
>spend the next 2 hour studying

Shit is annoying

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:43:00 No.131628092 Report

Quoted By:

>>131625595
Yeah, fuck those friends. I'm all geared for an all nighter, no school in the morning, maxed out on rootbeer and the mother fuckers pass out earlier then I usually go to bed on a school night. Well fuck'em. I'm doing a 3 heart run on Zelda OoT until morning.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:43:00 No.131628093 Report

Quoted By:

Guilty
Mate and I have a couple a cones at his at around midnight. The minute i get back to his, i collapse on the mattress after we talked about how long we will stay up and play BF3 and smash into choppers.
I am soz Aaron

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:43:00 No.131628120 Report

Quoted By: >>131628254 >>131628313

>Be really tall and strong for my age
>Fall asleep first frequently
>Beat the fuck out of jackasses trying to mess with me

I got sent home once because I knocked a guy in the face for pouring orange pop on my face

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:43:00 No.131628124 Report

Quoted By: >>131628305

>>131627975

But I dont have grandmother in an apartment, im sorry, dont hate me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:43:00 No.131628126 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628025
GBA cords for everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:44:00 No.131628142 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628073
Eh, i need moments like that or i generally dont study enough. Shit sucks but its fairly helpful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:45:00 No.131628224 Report

Quoted By: >>131628304

>>131628050
Christians are alright to date as long as they aren't "oh my god I have to go to church" type christians

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:45:00 No.131628227 Report

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>me and big bro decide to have sleepover IN THE GARDEN
>get hold of some massive ancient old frame tent
>set it up
>have a trial run in it with one of my brother's friend
>slugs keep creeping in under the tent
>bro's friend gets freaked out and makes us go sleep inside
>later
>we get the slug problem fixed and invite everyone over
>get huge extension cord so we could set up a TV inside the tent
>stockpile snacks and drinks
>like 15 other kids come
>playing goldeneye, perfect dark etc etc all through the night
>some kid decides to start getting his ass out
>everyone yells at him and kicks him until he leaves the tent
>it's raining outside
>hear him crying in the rain
>decide to marathon the star wars trilogy
>get to mos eisley before everyone starts falling asleep
>look at watch
>its 4am
>dad starts shouting at us from his bedroom window to go to sleep
>wake up in morning
>feel something heavy and wet on my face
>the tent had collapsed
>turns out the kid we kicked out released all the guide ropes for tent so the slightest wind blew it over
>everyone ends up getting flu from sleeping in the cold and wet for like 8 hours

good times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:46:00 No.131628254 Report

Quoted By: >>131628291

>>131628120
I'm tall and strong as shit I've never had anyone stupid enough to fuck with me when I was sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:46:00 No.131628257 Report

Quoted By: >>131629183

>go for sleep over
>friend has friend you dont know there
>end up being better bro's with unknown guy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:46:00 No.131628260 Report

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>At my best girl friends house
>She asks me to play doctor
>Don't get what she's implying
>Say I want to play Kirby Superstar instead
>Bro-op until the early morning
>mfw then and now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:46:00 No.131628270 Report

Quoted By: >>131628346 >>131628902

>Friend gets yelled at by their parents
>Sit there awkwardly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:47:00 No.131628284 Report

Quoted By: >>131628353 >>131628487 >>131631512

>>131628050
its funny that you say that every time we would fuck she would cry after and when i asked her for a blowjob she didnt talk to me for a couple of days. she was from poland and her entire family was catholic

Bromosapiens

Bromosapiens Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:47:00 No.131628291 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628254
Morons in 4th grade tired and giddy at 2 am? Honestly I'm shocked they didn't do worse to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:47:00 No.131628292 Report

Quoted By:

>sleep over at friends house
>wake up
>we play Vice City on his PS2 for a bit before the school bus picks us up

Good times, he turned out to be a dick head though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:47:00 No.131628304 Report

Quoted By: >>131628420 >>131633347

>>131628224
>as long as they aren't "oh my god I have to go to church" type christians

Isn't that the very definition of Christian? If they aren't then they are only half-assed Christians and might as well stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:47:00 No.131628305 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628124
Neither does he anymore, she died afterwards and I got dragged to the funeral under the false pretence of him getting Conker's bad Fur day (I didn't even know she was dead and was just dressed in a simpsons shirt and shorts while everyone else was button up shirts and pants). When he didn't lie like a prick to drag me to events he didn't want to be at he was a bro though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:47:00 No.131628308 Report

Quoted By:

>6-8 Years ago, hosting lans in my mum's shed by whatever means necessary, including a table tennis table (shit was so wobbly)
>Q3, Enemy Territory, Armagetron, Bontago, HLDM, rocket crowbar, GTA2, IL-2 Sturmovik, zero hour, the specialists and more, best games evah
>People sleeping on crates, pizza boxes, the fucking concrete floor, who gives a fuck we party hard
>One very WoW-launch christmas later shit is ruined, it's now people playing wow while leeching movies/tv
>Fuck that shit, if you come over to my place I'm disconnecting the net - "OH NO I NEED MSN BLAH BLAH BLAH" fuck, fine, but they'll still play wow
>Current day, same friends invite me for lans, show up just to say hi and be sociable for a few hours while they play wow or browse the net. "Why didn't you bring your PC?" Tell them I go to LANS to fucking LAN
>Keep minimal contact because they'd rather invite me to one of their shitfests than go out for a meal or a movie or gogo dancing or whatever the fuck.
>Meanwhile, true lanbro is overseas.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:47:00 No.131628313 Report

Quoted By: >>131628353

>>131628120
>Have good friends
>Don't have to worry about crap like that

Welp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:47:00 No.131628330 Report

Quoted By:

>playing PS2 in living room
>friend goes to the bathroom
>his dad comes in
>"where's Anon?"
>"Bathroom"
>other small talk
>respond with one word answers
>sits down to watch me play
>don't like to play when others I don't know well watch me

Ugh, I was so awkward and nervous back then, but his dad is pretty cool

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:47:00 No.131628335 Report

Quoted By: >>131628397 >>131628659

>had a sleep over last week
>Had a couple of bro's over playing KS

best fucking meet up ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:48:00 No.131628346 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628270

THIS FUCKING FEEL

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:48:00 No.131628351 Report

Quoted By:

>>131627789
That's the funniest shit I've ever heard, wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:48:00 No.131628353 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628284
Dat Catholic guilt
>>131628313
This was in 4th grade, I have bro tier gaming pals now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:48:00 No.131628364 Report

Quoted By:

>just me and friend
>arrive when they're preparing dinner
>sit there awkwardly while his family eats
>almost break sliding glass door because shit at skateboarding
>forgot sleeping bag stuff
>his dad whips out a cot and a blanket
>move away a few months later
I don't even remember what the fuck we did to pass the time. We only had a sleepover because his mom and my mom arranged it during his or my birthday party or some shit. He was one of my best friends too, and that was the only time I went to his house. I was too beta to ask him after the one time that I did and he was sick the day we were going to go to his house, so I never went home with him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:48:00 No.131628367 Report

Quoted By: >>131628435

>Goodnight Anon.
>Lay there, can't get to sleep
>Wish I could sleep in his bed, we could cuddle
then I'd be able to fall asleep.

;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:49:00 No.131628397 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628335
>Had a couple of bros play twilight for male shut ins
oh god

its spreading

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:49:00 No.131628410 Report

Quoted By:

>Go to house
>Can't do anything, have to go to bed earlier than body is used to
>Bed is uncomfortable
>Can't sleep
>Hungry
>When finally able to go home, constantly remind self to not sleep over again

>A month later
>"Hey, anon, want to sleep over?"
>"SURE"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:49:00 No.131628420 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628304
No

Anglicans/Protestants shouldn't even be going to church

The whole reason for the split was that "every man is his own priest" thus eliminating the need for a Priest. Priests were only needed when people couldn't read, when peasants needed someone to tell them waht to do

Plus I'm almost certain that in the bible it says that when you pray you should go into your room alone and lock the door because prayer is a private thing

Thats just my basic understanding of it, but I'm not Christian or whatever

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:49:00 No.131628423 Report

Quoted By:

>go to friends house
>borrow my brother's gayman laptop for $20
>said we're going to LAN
>play one round of an RTS
>end up browsing /v/ the entire night

f..fuck..

This has happened more then once.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:50:00 No.131628435 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628367
Hows it feel to know that if he ever knew what you were thinking he would be creeped the fuck out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:50:00 No.131628447 Report

Quoted By: >>131628929 >>131629061

>go to sleepover
>about 15 guys
>play around in the forest
>go to bowling alley
>packed
>go back to his house
>wrestle for a while
>play vidya
>someone gets dared to get naked
>he does
>he's fully erect
>eventually everyone is naked
>I'm hiding under the blankets
>when will it end
>everyone goes to bed
>leave first thing in the morning

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:50:00 No.131628461 Report

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>have friend in neighborhood who has batshit omega family
>he was omega as fuck too, but I was still friends with him until I realized what a faggot he was
>anyway one day he asks me to spend the night, which was sort of a shock considering he was always over at my place almost everyday, and spending the night every weekend practically
>say sure, even though I knew I'd probably regret it
>hanging out over there
>no food at all in the fucking house
>only diet soda to drink, which was ironic considering how fucking fat they all were
>crazy ass dad comes into his room all angry and shit
>says we broke the sprinkler
>say we weren't even outside
>blows up at us saying one of us HAD to do it
>laugh in his face at how fucking ridiculous he was being
>looks at me says "Son don't give me lip. I will send you home."
>look him straight and the eye and say, "Yeah I bet you will, and I bet my parents will find that extremely interesting considering how much they've let you son stay over at their house, eating their food, and sleeping under their roof."
>he shuts the fuck up and leaves
>tell my friend his dad is a cunt
>he says "I know."
>mfw I spend the rest of the night beating the shit out of him at super smash, then go home no fucks given

What was hilarious is that his dad would fucking hide every time I came over after that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:51:00 No.131628487 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628284
fucking polacks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:51:00 No.131628504 Report

Quoted By: >>131628653

>sleepover friends house
>go to make myself a sandwich and take a soda from the fridge
>friend's dad looks at me, probably a little upset that I'm rummaging through their food supplies like a goddamn porchmonkey
>"sup bro, you fixed that car yet?"
>hfw I was actually listening to his babbling earlier and he feels relevant

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:52:00 No.131628557 Report

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>Sleep over at friend's
>Watch Aliens
>Play video games
>At about 12AM, his mother comes in and tells us to go to sleep
>We agree turn the TV off, sleeping on the couches
>Hear something loud
>And wheezing
>My friend is wheezing loud as fuck, remember he has a breathing problem
>Can't
>Fucking
>Sleep
>His mother comes in to check on us hours later
>I am lying there, wide awake while my friend wheezes
>His mother says "OH DID THE MOVIE SCARE YOU DEAR DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT ON ANOTHER ONE?"
>Don't even get to respond
>Feel awkward and stupid as shit
>She puts in The Road To El Dorado
>FUCK YES ROAD TO EL DORADO
>Everything went better than expected
>Didn't sleep though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:52:00 No.131628563 Report

Quoted By: >>131628676

I once had my buddy stay over a year or so ago. We have a guest room, hes like family. Anyway, I wake up and he's just standing over me, staring at me. im like "What the fuck bro?" and he just stands there and says "Your mom got doughnuts" Well shit we ate all them fucking doughnuts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:52:00 No.131628575 Report

Quoted By:

>>131626720
>mfw this might be me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:54:00 No.131628641 Report

Quoted By:

Fuck you guys, making me remember great times with friends before they turned out to be burnouts

>skate every weekend, no worries

>friends parents work 12 hour shifts
>chill at his house whenever they're gone
>build makeshift forts around the trees in nearby empty sand lot, store fireworks and porn there

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:54:00 No.131628653 Report

Quoted By: >>131629287

>>131628504
>90's
>getting mad at kids going through your food

I always hated parents that did this; my parents were chill as fuck and let me have eight people over at a time and eat whatever the fuck they wanted. Every fucking weekend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:54:00 No.131628659 Report

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>>131628335
>playing
You mean reading right?
You know, read a book.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:54:00 No.131628670 Report

Quoted By: >>131628793

>At friends house
>Watching the first Pokemon movie
>the Pikachu preview comes on
>His mom watching says "is all it can do is say its own fucking name?"

Ruined. Forever.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:54:00 No.131628676 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628563

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:55:00 No.131628698 Report

Quoted By: >>131628856

>live in neighborhood with mostly black kids
>we are all friends
>around the time of xbox hueg
>we all sleep over kids house
>like 6 of us
>everyone but me and kid who's house it was stayed awake all night
>beat serious Sam coop
>can hear AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH in my dreams

We all used to play xbox shit. System link halo 1 or fucking brute force all day erry day. 21 and all my friends are casuals now so feels bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:55:00 No.131628715 Report

Quoted By:

>Go to friend's house
>Stay up trying to get all the masks in Majora's Mask
>Have wicked Smash Bros. matches
>Bro-op in Kirby Super Star
>Conker's Bad Fur Day multiplayer
>Mario Party 2 till dawn
>Pac-Man VS.
>Four Swords Adventures
>Play Phantasy Star Online for GC even though we didn't understand it
>eventually figure out how to get the Tails chao in SA2B

I had really great friends, and every time I went over to their houses it was always really fun.
I miss my childhood.

Except for that day when one of them was getting yelled at while I was playing Pokemon on his Game Boy Color

Also this one guy who wouldn't stop farting in his sleep. Jesus fuck, Arthur, your gas was deadly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:55:00 No.131628726 Report

Quoted By: >>131628780 >>131628783 >>131628838 >>131628892 >>131628898 >>131629162

>it's taco night at friend's house
>FUCK YES
>eat like 8 tacos in 5 minutes because I was fucking starving
>friend's dad turns to me
>"Haven't you had enough, Anon? Why don't you save some for ME and MY FAMILY?"
>actually wanted to cry
>sit in silence while they all eat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:55:00 No.131628729 Report

Quoted By:

Nope, there's interactive options which means it's a game.

Still didn't stop us from enjoying ourselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:56:00 No.131628739 Report

Quoted By: >>131628914

>at friends house
>wrestling around
>his mom comes comes it
>starts wrestling with us
>we pin her down
>my dick ends up between her tits
>she is squirming around trying to get free
>she titfucks me through my pants in the process
>cum in my pants
>run to bathroom

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:56:00 No.131628748 Report

Quoted By: >>131628854

>Be 13, my cousin invited me to a sleepover with her friends
>We play Morrowind and Ninja all day
>3 AM
>Her friends are already asleep
>She says that I can sleep in her room
Wether she wanted to fuck me or not, nothing happened.
But I can tell you that I didn't sleep at all.
I heard her panting 30 minutes later

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:56:00 No.131628757 Report

Quoted By:

>>131627401
Alright guys get this.

Big Brother - /v/ Edition
Fucking fund it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:56:00 No.131628780 Report

Quoted By: >>131629026

>>131628726
Yes it likely hurt your feelings but you sound like that fat fuck who eats it all and then acts confused when people get buttmad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:56:00 No.131628783 Report

Quoted By: >>131629026

>>131628726

Fucking fat kid, have some decency.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:57:00 No.131628793 Report

Quoted By: >>131628859

>>131628670

Oh my fucking god 10/10

I loved it when my parents said shit like this about Pokemon and all those shitty shows we used to watch.

DTW

DTW Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:57:00 No.131628808 Report

Quoted By:

>Go to friends birthday party a few years back his brother starts hassling him they both end up naked or nearly naked chasing eachother around
>fuck this go inside the house and sit, have a cup of tea and chat with his mom

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:57:00 No.131628823 Report

Quoted By:

>>131627325
>Get GTA VC
>invite friend whos name is Steve for night
>Play VC all night
>Take turns after rampages and shit
>mfw I was the guy who was always careful

Well, fuck me. Why didn't anyone tell me I was supposed to go full retard mode? Jesus.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:57:00 No.131628837 Report

Quoted By:

>get invited to friend's house for pizza and vidya gaem
>sweet!
>eat the pizza and drink some grape soda
>whoa...i don't feel so great
>wake up in a tub of ice
>get raped by my friend's dad while the mom harvests my organs

feels bad, man

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:57:00 No.131628838 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628726
You sound like a selfish insensitive greedy piece of shit. You should feel bad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:58:00 No.131628854 Report

Quoted By: >>131629251

>>131628748

Ya blew it.

And she didn't blow you, beta fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:58:00 No.131628856 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628698
you aren't good at greentexting

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:58:00 No.131628859 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628793
I watched the power rangers movie like a month ago. The next morning I apologized to my mother for having to take me to see that shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:58:00 No.131628892 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628726
Dude sounds like a fucking jackass.

I was always too self conscious about eating around friend's families because of a fear of something like that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:58:00 No.131628898 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628726
>eating with friends family

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:58:00 No.131628902 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628270
THIS.
THIS.
THIS.

The absolute fucking worst. Slightly related:

>be 12 years old
>sleep over at my best friend's house
>mom walks in and tells us to go to bed now
>first one up wakes the other person up
>go on the computer
>best friend showing me his runescape account
>we take turns like true bros
>after an hour, his mom wakes up and yells at him for spending so much time on video games
>forces him (and indirectly, me) to go play outside for at least two hours
>Awkwardly sit on the swing set, talking about runescape

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

JESUS CHRIST, ALEC. COULDN'T YOU TELL YOUR MOM TO LOOSEN UP A BIT DURING SLEEPOVERS?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:59:00 No.131628906 Report

Quoted By: >>131631660

>be 21
>live with parents
>they won't let me sleep over my friend's house

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:59:00 No.131628913 Report

Quoted By:

>Glorious early 2000s
>Not enough friends around for system link Halo
>Spend hours completing deathrow co-op
>Crazy amounts of fun from a game that got 5.0

>Still don't understand how kids these day find cawadooty fun

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:59:00 No.131628914 Report

Quoted By: >>131628953

>>131628739
>Playing video games in living room with friend
>His mother, fresh out of the shower, walks through and grabs something to eat
>In the nude
>Bro doesn't notice
>Stare at her
>She looks at me
>Smiles
>She leaves with a glass of orange juice
>It is never mentioned again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:59:00 No.131628929 Report

Quoted By: >>131629132

>>131628447
Cripes, what age was this happening at?

>mfw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:59:00 No.131628946 Report

Quoted By:

>go to friends house
>lights off at 9pm
>start telling stories and shit
>progressively get louder and louder without realizing
>his dad bursts in yelling like a mufugga, scaring the shit out of us
I thought he was going to beat us

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:59:00 No.131628953 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628914
she wants your penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 14:59:00 No.131628957 Report

Quoted By:

>be 10 or 11
>brother's friends come over
>both spend the night
>walking around country club at 10pm
>one brought caffeine pills
>makes a joke about taking them
>"They go by weight, so Friend 2, you'll have to take like 3 of them"
>try to go to sleep at 1am
>nervous as fuck before and after taking them
>up until 4am

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:00:00 No.131628987 Report

Quoted By: >>131629050 >>131629075

>mfw im the guy who fell asleep early and any of you 50 guys could be my friend that is on /v/ but never told me

Fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:00:00 No.131629008 Report

Quoted By:

>>131626000
The magic lives...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:00:00 No.131629020 Report

Quoted By:

>>131627221
Fucking shit. My friend used to lure me to his house to play SimCity 3000, San Andreas or Runescape but never let me even fucking touch it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:00:00 No.131629025 Report

Quoted By:

>Be at friend's house
>Playing Mariokart 64 with him and his brother
>His brother loses hard
>Cries to his mother
>We now have to let him play alone and do something else

Fucking faggot kid, it's all because he had brown eyes and his Arianist family hated him for it so she treated him special.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:00:00 No.131629026 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628780
>>131628783
But... they were mini tacos.
And I was so hungry.

Not fat though.
Still, my jimmies were rustled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:01:00 No.131629050 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628987

same with sleeping in late, I KNOW YOU ARE THERE FRIEND I DON'T WANT TO SAY YOUR NAME

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:01:00 No.131629051 Report

Quoted By:

>not having a bro-couch on the roof of your building

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:01:00 No.131629061 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628447
Sounds like a real fucking party, the greeks would be proud

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:01:00 No.131629072 Report

Quoted By: >>131629173

>>131626720
>>131626720
>go to friend's house to sleep over
>his house fucking smells like baking bread and it's delicious
>his room is the whole attic
>sleep in a bunk bed
>he falls asleep instantly, i fall asleep an hour later after reading some MAD
>wake up a couple hours after him in the morning, fucking starving
>they already ate breakfast, saved me some sausage, eggs, and pancakes
>his mom asks me if i want some breakfast, say sure, she warms it up for me and gets me some OJ.
>drink like 4 sodas
>his mom takes me home at like 8:30 after feeding my spaghetti and garlic bread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:01:00 No.131629075 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628987
>MFW I got recognized by an irl firend via posting a steam profile in a thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:03:00 No.131629132 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628929

12 or so. I wasn't fully aware of my love for penis so I just sat there staring at my feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:03:00 No.131629136 Report

Quoted By:

>Meeting girl which I played games with again
>haven't seen her for months since she has a bf
>her relationship sucks
>decides to do an all-nighter with me
>talks about her shitty bf the first hour
>gets tired after two

Seriously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:03:00 No.131629146 Report

Quoted By: >>131629378 >>131630505

>That one fucking guy who had that one annoying as fuck sibling who would never leave you alone and when you lashed back, told his parents whilst fake crying

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:03:00 No.131629162 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628726
He was making a joke, and you got flustered. He probably felt bad about it too.
My father said shit like that all the time just to make my friends feel awkward, I found it funny.
Should've answered jokingly if you wanted to be his favorite

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:04:00 No.131629173 Report

Quoted By: >>131629223

>>131629072
>my spaghetti and garlic bread.
>my

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:04:00 No.131629183 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628257
Oh man this is me exactly, but with his older brother.

Fuck I haven't talked to the original friend in years, But his brother is absolutely my best friend and has been for almost 10 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:04:00 No.131629210 Report

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I know this is unrelated but
>6 years old (estimation)
>next door neighbor is a crazy sexual girl
>basically drags me into her room and takes off her clothes

Happened again a few years later, some other girl that was in town because of her grandfather got me over with the premise of fondling.
>"Want to watch big?"
>"NO FUCK YOU YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT"
I was too young to get an erection
the next day she was holding hands with someone else

Tell me /v/ had similar experiences as a kid? Past that, kissless virgin.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:05:00 No.131629223 Report

Quoted By:

>>131629173

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:05:00 No.131629231 Report

Quoted By: >>131629509 >>131629619 >>131629659 >>131629889 >>131629928

>go to friend's house for a sleepover
>he's pretty poor but his brother buys him a shitload of games and consoles
>playing n64 in his living room
>his mom's in the kitchen
>his dad comes home
>they start arguing
>friend says we should take the games upstairs
>playing upstairs
>shouting getting louder
>friend stops playing and puts me on single player mode while he goes to other side of room and plays on his gameboy
>things starting to get really loud downstairs
>hear things starting to be smashed
>shouting reaches a crescendo followed by a one final crash
>look at bro
>he's crying
>sit in absolute silence the only sound is the music from the game
>hear front door slam and car pull off of driveway
>silence for like half an hour
>don't know what to do
>scared as fuck
>"uh should i go?"
>"no stay, like play some perfect dark"
>play awkwardly till 10pm and then go to sleep
>sneak out of house at 5am, leave note for bro saying sorry
>don't go to another sleep for the next 2 years

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:05:00 No.131629251 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628854
Her parents were home.
If I would've done something, I bet they would've eaten me alive.
Besides, her father decided to show me his gun collection when he saw me playing Tekken with her.
She was sitting on ly lap and I was having a hard time to not getting a boner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:05:00 No.131629272 Report

Quoted By:

>That friend who wants to watch porn with you in the wee hours of the morning
>Finds it completely okay

And that's how I discovered porn/hentai/doujins. It was some site called DragonballXXX. My innocence was lost that day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:06:00 No.131629287 Report

Quoted By: >>131629437

>>131628653
>that parent who won't feed you the one time you stay over, even though his son has been fed by your parents one hundred fucking times

Fuck my dad would even go out and get donuts for us in the morning. Every. Fucking. Time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:06:00 No.131629290 Report

Quoted By: >>131629401 >>131629441 >>131631108

>>131626720
Oh god, fuck that weird house smell. Every morning I'd wake up over there I'd feel dirty as fuck. He had like five cats and a fucking slobbery as fuck basset hound.

Kid was a massive toolbag anyway.

Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:06:00 No.131629301 Report

Quoted By:

>>131626635
>Using vanilla 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:08:00 No.131629373 Report

Quoted By:

>sleepover
>best friend total fucking bro
>we take turns playing cs 1.6 on my laptop
>we play n64 all night long
>gay older brother comes home
>we all wrestle
>they really get into the wrestling while I go to watch tv
>I come back about an hour later to find them still wrestling and get kind of creeped out, I tell my brother to leave
>friend moves across town
>find friend on facebook years later
>find out he is now publicly homosexual

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:08:00 No.131629378 Report

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>>131629146

fucking this

pic related, its me talking to the little sister

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:08:00 No.131629383 Report

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>my mom finally lets my hang out with my stoner friend
>we leave school in my car
>we go to a wal-mart and shoplift a bunch of shit
>we hotbox my car
>drive to his house, smoke more
>we make nachos
>his shady friends come over
>they pack the next bowl
>tell me to hit it first
>i hit it and start hallucinating
>mfw they laced the second bowl
>no memory of the next couple hours
>i pass out and wake up when it's dark outside
>shady people are gone and my friend is playing morrowind
>my mom called me to come home while i was passed out
>i drive home, still pretty fuzzy
>no memory of the drive
>my mom has cops waiting for me in the living room
>i don't remember what happens next
>i wake up the next morning and go to school
>have never brought it up

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:08:00 No.131629401 Report

Quoted By: >>131631108

>>131629290
>that friend with the disgusting house
>everything is sticky
>go home feeling like you slept in a pile of feces
>immediately shower

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:08:00 No.131629410 Report

Quoted By: >>131629516 >>131629578 >>131629632

>>131627865
>sleepover at friends house
>in a sleeping bag in the front room where his pc is
>somehow wake up under his desk still in the sleeping bag with a foot on my face
>his sister is on the computer
>nobody else in the room
>wheel of the chair is on the sleeping bag so I can't move
>arms are trapped
>she's rubbing her feet on my face
>tells me to suck her toes and lick between them
>laughs at me

I was then her footlicker for about 2 years. She would invite me round to her moms house when she was home alone and have me lick and massage her feet for hours on end, I would have to lick her friends feet sometimes too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:09:00 No.131629423 Report

Quoted By:

>>131626783
I always wanted to play laser tag...but all those fat dumbfucks wanted to sit inside playing Smash Bros.

So much upset ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:09:00 No.131629437 Report

Quoted By: >>131629527

>>131629287
right? My dad was fucking insane on that shit. Stuffs my friends filled with food. they go "I'm good sir" and he goes "I can't have any of that, Here take another burger" On one morning he cooked up a dozen eggs, shit ton of pancakes and like 3 pounds of bacon. My dad is the fucking man when it comes to sleepovers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:09:00 No.131629441 Report

Quoted By:

>>131629290
Anu?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:09:00 No.131629462 Report

Quoted By:

>Friend's mom picks you up
>Both of you incredibly excited to play vidya
>She proceeds to waste your entire day by taking you both on your errands
>Get to house at 8
>"Okay, only an hour of video games and then you have to go to bed."
>...
>Play for an hour and then immediately call my mother to pick me up
>She was already around the corner to see if I wanted to come home early

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:10:00 No.131629507 Report

Quoted By:

>>131625595
You lost me the second you said 'he' OP.

I was ready to fap too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:10:00 No.131629509 Report

Quoted By: >>131629586 >>131629659

>>131629231

Oh god reading that made me so uncomfortable. I was never in that situation but close to it. Whenever the father came home from work you could feel the tension in the air, especially when the mother and father were in the same room.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:10:00 No.131629516 Report

Quoted By:

>>131629410

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:11:00 No.131629526 Report

Quoted By: >>131629727

Jesus Christ, how the fuck did I manage to forget this story?

>me and a few friends lived in the same neighborhood for most of our entire upbringing
>few new kids move in at random times during a year
>we're respected as the elders of the 'hood'
>everyone is really cool except for that fucking kid who acts black way too much (e.g., wearing stupid ass shit, talking, music, etc.,)

>one day, he invites me and the other two 'elders' for a sleep over
>Whatever, ask the other two guys, they say "lolfuckno"
>I decide to go against my gut and do it

>he's one of those kids who yells at their mom (dad died or some shit)
>sit there awkwardly while he did it and his mom yelled back
>thinking this is a fucking bad idea, need to abort
>few hours later, about 10PM
>he hops out the shower, opens the door, buttass naked
>I look away thinking he may have forgotten or didn't know I was here
>tells me to look at him
>peek and turn back around
>ask him "dude, what the fuck are you doing"
>he goes back inside, closes the door
>few hours pass without mentioning it again
>all of a sudden while I am trying to go to sleep
>does it again, this time in the middle of the room
>stood up, got all my shit, walked out in the middle of the night
>got home, parents asked me what the fuck happened and why I am home in the middle of the night
>told them I couldn't sleep for shit

He still lives there but that dude was never invited or anything related to us again. I'm still trying to wrap my fucking head around what the fuck happened.

>mfw all that awkward shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:11:00 No.131629527 Report

Quoted By:

>>131629437
Dad's pretty much make or break sleepovers. It's not really about spending the night, it's really about seeing who has the coolest parents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:12:00 No.131629578 Report

Quoted By: >>131630361 >>131631309

>>131629410

moar

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:12:00 No.131629586 Report

Quoted By:

>>131629509
>Whenever the father came home from work you could feel the tension in the air, especially when the mother and father were in the same room.

This goddamn feeling. You could tell they wanted to argue but the moment they saw you, shit was tightlipped.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:12:00 No.131629601 Report

Quoted By: >>131630370

>go out drinking
>friend sleeps on couch in my room
>wake up next morning
>he is playing vidya

Fuck Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:12:00 No.131629615 Report

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>fat cousin
>falls asleep early
>ALWAYS has to use certain pillows
>leaves me with shitty pillow
>play vidya into the night
>finally get tired
>cousin has 3/4 of bed taken
>lay on my side barely hanging over edge
>sliver of blanked
i must have layed there for 5 hours

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:12:00 No.131629619 Report

Quoted By: >>131629814

>>131629231
Dude it sounds like my friend Loyal. He had a huge ass house, but whenever his dad came home, I'll be damned if he didn't try moving to the opposite side of wherever his dad was. I remember hearing him shouting once; it was scary shit.

Illworkforfood~chan !BRyuuguVlw

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Illworkforfood~chan !BRyuuguVlw Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:13:00 No.131629632 Report

Quoted By: >>131630361

>>131629410
>>131629410

Its motherfucking story time anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:13:00 No.131629659 Report

Quoted By:

>>131629231
>>131629509
>witness what was probably spousal/child abuse at sleepovers
The memories. I thought I blocked them all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:14:00 No.131629692 Report

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>At friend's house
>He falls asleep
>Play through Mass Effect, wake him up at 5:30 a.m. to ruin the ending

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:14:00 No.131629697 Report

Quoted By: >>131629753

Play vidya through morning
thought crosses mind that this won't last forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:14:00 No.131629727 Report

Quoted By: >>131629854

>>131629526
>he's one of those kids who yells at their mom

Those guys. The guys that yell and swear at their parents, I always felt incredibly awkward around them. I mean, I don't like my parents, but I've never yelled at them or anything.

Or the guy who yells at his mom who very clearly is emotionally fragile and on the edge of tears. I had a friend like that once... He went off to college and I became REALLY good friends with his mother. Maybe I'm a sucker, but that shit does not sit right with me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:15:00 No.131629753 Report

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>>131629697
what Sleepovers? my friends sleep over at another friends house every fucking weekend.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:16:00 No.131629814 Report

Quoted By: >>131630193

>>131629619
>that feel when you were the one with the crappy dad that hated everything you did and your friends hated you because of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:16:00 No.131629819 Report

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>learned a long time ago that my mom only acts nice when i have friends over
>always have friends over

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:16:00 No.131629836 Report

Quoted By: >>131629936

>That one friend's house you always chilled out with to the point where it was assumed you'd help do chores when around and were taken on family outtings and vacations.

Fucking hell Stefan, you're my best bro and your family treated me amazingly. I'll never forget

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:17:00 No.131629854 Report

Quoted By: >>131630048

>>131629727
Did you fuck her? Did you set her down on her bed with your arm around her reassuring her about how she did a good job raising her son? Slowly causing mixed feelings between the both you that ends in a hot emotional sex romp that will forever follow you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:17:00 No.131629889 Report

Quoted By: >>131630189

>>131629231
I was that kid.

>having sleep over with friend
>parents decided to drink that night knowing he'd be over
>he gets there, dad is obviously drunk, begins talking about random stupid shit
>go upstairs to continue playing
>the room was directly in front of the stairs
>shouting and arguing gets louder down stairs
>decide to go sit on the stairs and make sure it doesn't get too bad in which cops have to be called, etc.,
>friend asks me if he should leave
>tell him to do what he wants and that I am sorry for this
>he understands and plays for another hour
>parents finally come upstairs and pass out or whatever the fuck
>be depressed for the rest of the night, and apologize again in the morning

Fucking sucked ass. I could deal with it alone but with a friend there? Jesus Christ. To this day, their fucking arguing still taunts me. I still live with my parents and it still goes on. I'm probably going to end up driving into a tree at 100mph one night just because.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:18:00 No.131629928 Report

Quoted By: >>131630002 >>131630256 >>131630341

>>131629231
>At friends house
>Her father comes home
>Starts yelling
>Friend hides under bed and tells me to do it too
>Father comes in room
>Reaches under bed, grabs her leg, and just absolutely beats the shit out of her for a full 2 minutes
>She crawls under bed after it's over and just hugs me while crying
>mfw the entire time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:18:00 No.131629932 Report

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>skip school on a friday
>go over to mates place with whole group
>bring our consoles and lan all day.
>go out for pizza run
>friend who just turned 18 buys 2 cases of beer and a carton of smokes. only drink coffee when not drinking beer.
>dont sleep until sunday night.

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:18:00 No.131629936 Report

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>>131629836
we had a friend like that faggot ass dad of his made us lay cement, clean his fucking gutters and burn a shit ton of wood. Fuck you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:18:00 No.131629949 Report

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>>131627789
>friend replies "no thanks nigger"
Oh God I can just imagine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:19:00 No.131629992 Report

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>>131626000

>Throw a glass of water at him
>WHAT NOW FAGGOT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:19:00 No.131630002 Report

Quoted By: >>131630063 >>131630078 >>131630105 >>131633589

>>131629928

You cowardly fuck.

You should have stopped him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:20:00 No.131630047 Report

Quoted By: >>131630564

i always used to hang out over my one bud's house on friday/the entire weekend. when Ghost Recon came out for xbox, we wanted to play that shit multiplayer but everyone knows split screen sucks ass. we hooked one xbox upstairs, one downstairs, and busted out some mother fucking walkie talkies to communicate with. cue hours and hours of TACTICOOL ACTION. i miss high school haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:20:00 No.131630048 Report

Quoted By:

>>131629854

Nope. I prefer our relationship as is. She's dealt with enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:20:00 No.131630058 Report

Quoted By:

>time for bed
>lights out
>everything quiet
>"Wanna play Truth or Dare?"
>ends in sex every time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:21:00 No.131630063 Report

Quoted By:

>>131630002
>she

I imagine anon is a girl as well. Most likely she would have just gotten beaten too. That being said, anon, I seriously hope you told somebody.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:21:00 No.131630078 Report

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>>131630002
>implying that this was a true story

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:21:00 No.131630082 Report

Quoted By: >>131630697 >>131630772

>want to spend the night at a friend's house or have friend spend the night
>bring friend with you when asking
>parents can't say no

You know you did this once or twice

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:21:00 No.131630105 Report

Quoted By: >>131630124 >>131630163 >>131630225

>>131630002

Stop a grown man while I'm clearly a child? What am I going to do, constantly ram my face into his fists until he gets tired?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:22:00 No.131630124 Report

Quoted By: >>131630203 >>131630208 >>131630231

>>131630105

Stab him with a knife, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:23:00 No.131630163 Report

Quoted By: >>131630225 >>131630237 >>131630285

>>131630105
>he assaults you
>go home tell parents
>they call cops
>guys gets arrested
problem solved

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:23:00 No.131630189 Report

Quoted By: >>131630408

>>131629889

Are you scared to confront them about it? Fucking man up and do something about it, death isn't the answer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:23:00 No.131630193 Report

Quoted By:

>>131629814
My dad was the dad who hated everything. He was the reason why despite occasionally sleeping over at other friends' houses, I never had a single sleepover with friends at my house. Even as a kid I just knew it wasn't even worth bringing up with that guy around, sitting, glowering, muttering about shit and making me feel weird for having fun.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:23:00 No.131630198 Report

Quoted By: >>131631138

>Anon is so nice. Why can't you be more like him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:23:00 No.131630203 Report

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>>131630124
While the child did not enjoy the beatings, I doubt she would have appreciate you stabbing her father. causing him to have to go to the hospital which he probably had no health insurance for and then causing all sorts of issues.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:24:00 No.131630208 Report

Quoted By:

>>131630124
Where is he going to get the knife? From under the bed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:24:00 No.131630220 Report

Quoted By: >>131630432 >>131630559 >>131630685

>be 12
>at a sleepover
>everyone is asleep
>i was a weird kid back then and got confused real easy
>i fall asleep for like an hour then wake back up
>don't know where the fuck i am
>think i'm at my house
>go to what i think is my parent's room
>walk in on friends parents having sex
>"mommy? where am i?"
>his mom puts her head around his dads shoulder
>"it's okay, honey, go back to bed"
>"okay"
>wander back to bed
>joke about seeing friends parents 'wrestling' the next morning with buddies.

I only found out that they were humping until years later when my friend told me. blew my mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:24:00 No.131630225 Report

Quoted By:

>>131630105
>constantly ram my face into his fists until he gets tired
Fuck I laughed.

>>131630163
>makes bail same night
>goes home
>beats his daughter to death on accident because of what you did

I'm telling you from experience. Abusive parents need to be left the fuck alone, seriously. Your goodwill is going to kill the other guy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:24:00 No.131630231 Report

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>>131630124
>a child
>stabbing an adult with a knife
>a relatively innocent child actually having the speed and ability to fatally harm an adult with a knife
>said child is under the bed while he is in front of the bed several rooms away from the kitchen
>implying that would have solved the problem anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:24:00 No.131630237 Report

Quoted By:

>>131630163
>friend hates you for getting her dad arrested

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:24:00 No.131630245 Report

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>spend night at friends house
>he goes to have a shower
>warns me ahead that he has long showers so feel free to play single player vidya or whatever
>we were playing Halo co-op
>decide not to do something else(being courteous)
>talking to his mom and sister while he's in the shower
>end up talking them for about an hour

Friend ended up finishing the level since he thought I was pissing or something then became immersed in halos. He didn't notice, I still talk to his sister sometimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:25:00 No.131630256 Report

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>>131629928
Sweet christ, I entirely know this feeling. It only happened once as far as I saw and her father got sent off for it, but still that shit was scary. At least I got to comfort her after it and she always wanted to cuddle any time I came over after.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:25:00 No.131630285 Report

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>>131630163

I don't think any child is that clever. In hindsight, sure, taking one for the team, but back then... I was goddamn terrified.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:26:00 No.131630323 Report

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>Sometime in early 2000 when the internet was still a many-tentacled, unreachable beast
>Sleep over at cousin's house.
>This thread happens. He's asleep by 11pm, as is everybody else int he household
>Creep over to computer
>NEWGROUNDS MUTHAFUCKA
>Play Simgirl for the rest of the night, actually developing an emotional connection to her.
>Morning comes, game is finished
>Sun creeps through the window
>Realized I've been immersed in this shitty flash world for hours
>Have never played another game that's sucked me in like that.

Goddamn that internet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:26:00 No.131630341 Report

Quoted By: >>131631139

>>131629928
The end of these threads usually turn into everyone sharing stories like these.
Seriously.

>"sword fighting" with sticks with my friend
>her dad comes over
>grabs the stick from her and proceeds to fucking beat her with it until it breaks
>he turns to me
>"Don't play with sticks, someone could get hurt."
>Holy. Fuck.

I wanted to forget...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:26:00 No.131630343 Report

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>Be like 7
>Playing with my cousin
>I remember her saying "Let's play mom and dad"
>We actually kiss and I suck on her nipples
To this day I still see her each Christmas and I have no idea if she remembers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:27:00 No.131630361 Report

Quoted By: >>131630859

>>131629578
>>131629632

It's kinda weird really because at first it made me realise that I had a foot fetish but I sucked her toes so many times that I don't really like feet anymore. She also ade me do things for her around the house too, one time she had some friends round and they was drinking and I was butler who would get them drinks from the kitchen.
They eventually got drunk and made me undress, I knew I shouldn't have but there was something about her that made me want to do whatever she said. I'm stood in the middle of the room with a raging boner and 4 girls laughing at me, her fat friend who I hated she always wanted to "borrow" me then tied my hands behind my back with a bedsheet or something and made me lick her shoes clean.

I put a stop to it a couple of years ago when my friends siser started talking about chastity devices. She has pictures and videos of me and said she'll blackmail me if I don't serve her, she's not called or anything though so maybe she doesn't care or has found someone else

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:27:00 No.131630363 Report

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oh fuck this happened so many times. i was the only one to ever manage to stay awake and it pissed me off so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:27:00 No.131630365 Report

Quoted By: >>131630590

>>131627569
Sleepovers then
>Whole crew arrives at 14:00
>Go to store, buy snacks and soda and go to the rental store for a movie.
>Super Smash Bros, Mario Kart 64, Goldeneye
>Random fast food dinner
>Random single player game in which we try to do stuff we shouldn't be doing, Super Smash Bros, Mario Kart 64, Goldeneye
>MOVIE TIME!
>Everyone goes semi-tired
>Maybe a few rounds of Smash Bros
>Sleep at 1:00
>Next morning around 9:00 we continue untill we have to leave

Sleepovers now
>Eat "dinner" at train station
>Buy beer on the way over
>Arrive at 20:00
>"Hang up, I forgot to get X"
>Buy stuff we forgot
>Back at 20:30
>He puts on some music
>Just talking about life, his girlfriend, my love interest etc
>Other people arrive at 22:30
>Suddenly; beer and cigarettes everywhere
>LETS PLAY MARIO KART!
>Play Mario Kart, don't care about winning because we are having fun
>SUUUUUUUUPER SMAAAAAASH BROOOOTHERS!
>Play SMBB, dicking around with Kirby and Ness
>Random cheap horror flick
>3am, they leave
>Talk some more and finally go to bed
>Zzz... Zzz...
>DOORBELL! It's one of the guys from last night who wants to help us clean up the place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:27:00 No.131630370 Report

Quoted By: >>131631268

>>131629601
>go drinking
>crash at friend's house
>wake up early next morning
>it's beautiful outside
>walk home
>still kinda drunk
>feel like i'm in a musical
>talking to everyone i see
>best morning ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:27:00 No.131630371 Report

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>have newfie parents
>yelling is normal for them
>never have friends over because they are scared

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:27:00 No.131630372 Report

Quoted By: >>131631134

>that one friend who dryhumped you in his sleep
>that feel when afraid to move to not end up in even more awkward situation
>that feel when you just waited and hoped he would stop

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:27:00 No.131630385 Report

Quoted By:

Every sleepover ever
>Play CTR or GTA till 12ish
>Everyone falls asleep except me and a bro
>Play pokemon till the morning

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:27:00 No.131630408 Report

Quoted By: >>131630619

>>131630189
My brothers and I have confronted them probably once every year or so. They say they'll change but they never do and I've accepted that fact. I snapped at my father a few nights ago because of his fucking drunken tyrannical wave of bullshit again.

I love my parents to death but god damn. I want to move out and begin my life but, I am in fear of what might happen when they're left alone. I've stopped numerous occasions where they were going to kill one another (or themselves) had I not been there.

I hate to bring my personal /qq/ shit onto /v/ but, I don't know, you asked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:28:00 No.131630417 Report

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>Be 7
>friend comes over
>SNES
>Street Fighter II Turbo
> yelling and hooping (I've always liked fighting games)
> Mom switches between watching and doing house work
> Dad comes home from work
> Can I play, Anon?
> Styles on me and bro countless times with Vega
> try every character
> still can't win
> He laughs and orders pizza
> Later, still playing snes with the lights off and the tv on mute hear my mom moaning in the other room
> Next morning
> Dad cooks breakfast and takes me and bro to the arcade
> Beats teenagers on the SFII Turbo machine
> Takes bro home
> Has serious, "I love you, son" conversation on the way home.
> we play zelda till bed time

I miss him so much...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:28:00 No.131630432 Report

Quoted By:

>>131630220
i don't even-

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:30:00 No.131630505 Report

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>>131629146
I was over at my bud's house once when he's like 'HEY GUESS WHAT? OTHER GUY IS COMING TO COME PICK US UP AND WERE SPENDING THE NIGHT THERE!' I didnt fucking know Other Guy and i didnt want to go but I couldnt exactly bail so i had to deal with it.

Get there, we're all playing some halo or some shit, and Other Guys little brother (by 2 or so years) is an obnoxious faggot. apparently hes dropped out of school already or is in some school for disciplinary problems, kids a real psycho faggot.

so his little brothers being a big shithead until he finally kicks me as he walks passed or something, so I stand up and slam the little faggot's head into a bedpost and goddamn near break it. think to myself 'oh fuck i dont even know this family.' kids brother and parents crack the fuck up while the kid starts goddamn near crying and walks away swearing revenge against me.

get fucked you little retard not even your parents gave a shit when a stranger whopped your ass in your own house.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:30:00 No.131630507 Report

Quoted By:

So this thread went from "fuck yes" to "fuck this thread I'm outta here" in about 2 seconds flat.

Goodnight, people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:30:00 No.131630513 Report

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>Playing Goldeneye
>Want to blow up the toilets on the facility map
>No one else is keen.

I had an obssesion that no one wanted to take care of. ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:31:00 No.131630559 Report

Quoted By:

>>131630220
>weird kid back then and got confused real easy
>only found out until years later

I've some news...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:31:00 No.131630564 Report

Quoted By:

>>131630047

>Split screen sucks ass

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:31:00 No.131630565 Report

Quoted By: >>131630636

>>131625595
My friends weren't pussies like this. Four in the morning is the earliest we'd go to bed. Video games, anime, and Jackie Chan movies all night. I miss those days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:31:00 No.131630590 Report

Quoted By: >>131631929

>>131630365
>writing in military time on /v/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:31:00 No.131630595 Report

Quoted By: >>131630731 >>131630810 >>131630820

>Go to friend's house for sleepover
>it stinks of sweaty plastic and cigarettes
>His parents aren't home and he says "wanna see something cool!"
>takes a book from the shelf
>it's fake, with a gangbang porn video inside
>the video features some normal people, a midget chick and a transsexual trying to jerk off his flaccid penis while the others fuck.
>I wasn't old enough to be interested in that so I was pretty creeped out, especially the tranny cock which made no sense to me.
>his parents come home
>mom is fat and hideous with 10 tons of makeup and leopard print leggings (early 90s)
>dad is a skinny pedophile rapist looking guy with a pedro moustache
>watch Patlabor anime in friends room, have a good time
>go to sleep
>awakened by the sound of parents fucking. Very loud disgusting slapping and grunting. Goes on forever. Can't sleep.
>the next morning my friend shows me shitty porn pictures he drew. Lots of rape and some weird alien dog woman with a scorpion tail. wants me to draw girls getting raped.
>I make up some bullshit excuse and get the fuck out

I never went to his house again, jesus christ!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:32:00 No.131630618 Report

Quoted By:

>bunch of us sleeping over at this one kids house
>he's not entirely all there
>goes missing in the middle of the night
>still missing in the morning
>his parents get worried
>all our faces when he was in the kennel in the backyard sleeping with the dog

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:32:00 No.131630619 Report

Quoted By: >>131630693

>>131630408

Maybe you should convince them to break up peacefully. You need to stop dat shit yo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:32:00 No.131630636 Report

Quoted By:

>>131630565
>jackie chan movies
>mortal kombat 1/2
>fuckyea.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:32:00 No.131630638 Report

Quoted By: >>131630676

>watch horror movie before sleeping
>wind up combining sleeping bags and sleeping back to back so we can keep watch both sides

Dammit Colin, I fucking miss hanging out and getting freaked out in the middle of the night with you bro. We should have never let that Thomas faggot ruin our friendship.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:33:00 No.131630665 Report

Quoted By: >>131630770

>Used to have sleepovers all the time
>Just now realize I don't remember anything about any of them

I know that they happened, but what happened at them is a giant blank. That seems a little weird to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:33:00 No.131630676 Report

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>>131630638
I agree. ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:33:00 No.131630685 Report

Quoted By:

>>131630220

pffthahahaaha.. Oh wow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:33:00 No.131630693 Report

Quoted By: >>131630860

>>131630619
>break up
They're one of those couples that love each others misery. It's pathetic to think about really. I'm really considering moving out and never having any contact with this family again but that's almost as bad as being dead myself.

Oh well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:33:00 No.131630697 Report

Quoted By: >>131630772

>>131630082

Every fucking time

>That silence after friend asks. They're trapped and they can't say no

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:34:00 No.131630714 Report

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I managed to beat Lego Island in one sitting because this happened.

On another such occasion what started as "Let me show you how to into JRPGs" (Seriously this guy couldn't figure out how to beat the first boss in FF7" turned into me getting through most of first disc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:34:00 No.131630731 Report

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>>131630595

>white people

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:34:00 No.131630746 Report

Quoted By: >>131630812

>that one friend who insisted on playing single player games

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:35:00 No.131630770 Report

Quoted By: >>131635508

>>131630665
You may have blocked them out for some reason. I can't remember practically anything from grades 7-10. Like at all. And if I try it's like trying to think back on something that happened ages and ages ago.

skillface !NIGGER4AwE

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skillface !NIGGER4AwE Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:35:00 No.131630772 Report

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>>131630082
>>131630697
My parents said no regardless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:36:00 No.131630810 Report

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>>131630595
>grunting

this boner man

I gotta fap to this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:36:00 No.131630812 Report

Quoted By: >>131630909

>>131630746
>that one friend who just wanted to watch you play video games

I didn't bring you here so I could play. I brought you here so WE COULD PLAY, YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:36:00 No.131630820 Report

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>>131630595

>the next morning my friend shows me shitty porn pictures he drew. Lots of rape and some weird alien dog woman with a scorpion tail. wants me to draw girls getting raped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:36:00 No.131630859 Report

Quoted By: >>131631276

>>131630361

Stopped before chastity? Oh man you're killing my boner. Did you ever get to do anything sexual?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:36:00 No.131630860 Report

Quoted By: >>131631065

>>131630693

Well if that's your only confident decision, you should do it. I've been on the brink of suicide, and leaving things behind is the best thing to do.

Seriousfag conversation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:37:00 No.131630882 Report

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>Wotlk was released
>LAN at friends house
>Non-stop leveling
>Friend has to shit
>We notice friend has been inside for over 1hour
>Turns out he clogged the toilet and flushed again overflowing the bathroom and he was too embarrased to ask for help

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:37:00 No.131630890 Report

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>at paki friends house
>parents always watching some paki movies
>always watching paki movies like cant just watch one mainstream movie
>has to be paki
>trying to watch friend play computer
>all i cant hear is EEEEEEEEEEYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAA AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNNNN

fuck man

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:37:00 No.131630897 Report

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>Hanging out with friend's parents
>Wash your dish out when you're done
>Clean up after you're finish
>Say please and thank you
>Help carry in groceries
>"We should trade [friend] in for anon!"
>Friend gets annoyed with me

I wasn't aware common courtesy was a dead art at the time nor how obnoxious I seemed. I was just doing what I was taught. Damn, get off my case, bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:37:00 No.131630902 Report

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>be 10
>go to friends house for sleepover
>really large house, many acres
>play runescape and fucking grind that shit
>9pm comes along, bedtime.
>both fall asleep, set alarm for 2am
>wake up at 2am
>go out his window and sneak across the roof to get to his computer room (going the normal way would have us go past his parent's room)
>climb in
>get to the level 180 lizard in the fight caves and die
>accomplished gladiator

He ended up being sent to boarding school. On the rare occasion that I did go to his house to chill, it never held a candle to the old times. There was no more nostalgia rs, his ps2 was ruined, leaving us with literally fuck all to do.
>batman

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:37:00 No.131630907 Report

Quoted By: >>131631015

>on facebook some time ago before I stopped using it
>glance at the "people you may know" thing
>it's one of the bros I used to do this kind of thing with before I changed schools and sort of drifted away

Feels awkward as hell, you don't fucking realize when you're a kid that keeping in contact is important or else you'll be left with nothing when it's over.

I have still made no attempt to rectify the situation. I don't have social anxiety or anything like that, but that sort of thing is just off limits for me, it's just too weird and feels bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:38:00 No.131630909 Report

Quoted By: >>131631006

>>131630812
I had a friend like that. He genuinely liked watching me play though. He'd even buy games just so he could sit there and watch me play them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:38:00 No.131630931 Report

Quoted By: >>131631039 >>131631169 >>131631360 >>131632289

>Get picked up by friends mother for sleepover with friend and his little sister in the car
>"Hey let's go through McDonalds on the way home!"
>FUCK YES
>Sister of friends says "NO! I WANT KFC"
>Car is pulled over on side of road
>Mother of friend pulls over, gets out of the car to friends sister's side and grabs her head and starts shaking it really, really violently while yelling "YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING LUCKY YOU ARE GETTING ANYTHING TO EAT, LET ALONE FAST FOOD YOU LITTLE SHIT"
>Slaps her when she's stopped shaking her at least half a dozen times while yelling "STOP BEING A BABY, YOU ARE SEVEN YEARS OLD. YOU AREN'T HAVING KFC TONIGHT"
>Friend starts yelling at mother to calm down some blabbering about the lighter in the car
>Mother comes to senses, realise what she is doing in front of me, and just stops and gets back in like nothing happened
>ends up refusing to buy anything for her at all, me and my friend get happy meals
>On way back home, mother tells me calmly, "oh yes did my son show you the mark on his leg from the lighter in the car? Silly boy sat on it when he was 5 and wouldn't get off it because he was sulking too much
>Friend is depressed whole way home
>When we get home we both sneak into his sisters room and give her his fries and my toy

This actually never happened again. His mother was the nicest lady I knew and this was the only time any sort of abuse was apparent. And I didn't even pick it up being 9 or so at the time until a few years later when I saw him in town.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:38:00 No.131630956 Report

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Oh god, this thread reminds me of playing this awesome piece of software with my buddies back then.
4 players on one keyboard sucked tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:39:00 No.131631006 Report

Quoted By:

>>131630909
I wonder whatever happened to those friends. The kind that weren't really very good at games, so you'd do all the cool shit and they'd end up just wanting to watch you and would fall asleep watching you play vidya into the early morning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:39:00 No.131631015 Report

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>>131630907

Are you me?

Fuck facebook for forcing old memories back up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:40:00 No.131631035 Report

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>recently started puberty
>ask friend if he wants to compare dicks
>parents in the living room "Time to take your friend home!"
>friend's like "Okay, let's do it quick before I leave."
>Parents: "NOW!"
>only years later realize they probably heard everything
>wonder if they remember

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:40:00 No.131631039 Report

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>>131630931
That would be so fucking awkward.
You'd be too damn scared to talk to the mother..
>"hey anon would you like some chips?"
>"uh n-no t-thanks miss.."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:40:00 No.131631047 Report

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>go to your best childhood friend's house again because he is so fucking awesome.

>tells you that his sister and his fiancé is going to pick him up and invites you as long as its cool with mom.
>sister looks like a slut
>fiancé looks like a douchebag
>get there
>find out they have a kid about 3yoa. House is a dump and smell like cat piss. Kid is fucking annoying and hits you occasionally with toys
>you and your bro stay up all night playing cbfd after everyone goes to sleep.
>pretty decent sleepover.
>wake up with snes that your dad brought you when you were a kid is gone. No one knows where it went.
> when you go home, his sister and fiancé ask to have money from your mom for sleepover expenses.

Never see them again. Pissed me off but miss my bro though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:40:00 No.131631065 Report

Quoted By: >>131631284 >>131631606

>>131630860
They're amazing when they're sober. They just can't keep the fucking bottle down. Seriously. I'm currently a drug addict myself right now because it's the only way I can cope with their shit almost every other night. I'm almost in a constant deep depression and suicidal motion. Coming home from class every late evening as I blast music out of the car, driving 80-90mph in a 30mph two-lane road just to feel some type of excitement and realization that I am still alive.

You'd think this is as if this is coming from someone who was beaten everyday by their dad but I wasn't. I just had to listen to the threats, the constant drama, the yelling and arguing over minuscule shit.

How can I truly begin my life when it feels as if it's already over?

/v/ - Therapy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:41:00 No.131631086 Report

Quoted By: >>131631184 >>131631215 >>131631379 >>131631803

>at a sleepover
>15 years old
>just discovered masturbation
>bro has a hot, much older sister (like 28 at the time)
>terrified of girls, epsecially attractive ones
>she'd torment me by constantly teasing me, getting me to stammer, flirting, touching me just to see me flinch
>getting more and more turned on
>go to bathroom
>start whacking off
>edging like a motherfucker
>SHE UNLOCKS THE DOOR FROM THE OUTSIDE (used a coin) OPENS THE DOOR AND STARTS TAKING PICTURES OF ME
>she laughing like a maniac while i'm screaming for her to go
>for some reason i start ejaculating
>this only fuels her madness and she starts like slapping me across the head and the dick
>she gets a tissue, wipes up my cum from the floor and sticks it on my chest still laughing, takes a picture
>"if you tell anyone, i'll spread these pictures around so everyone knows what a pussy you are"
>go back to friend's room, visibly shaken
>he just sat there playing goldeneye
>doesn't ask me anything
>doesn't notice a thing
>the rest of the sleepover proceeds as usual
>22 now
>still see his sister
>she still tries to torment me and says she's still got the pictures
>no-one else knows what happened

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:41:00 No.131631097 Report

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>bunch of us bros go to a festival together all underage
>2 to each tent plus 1 extra for one of the bros mum
>we were promised a free breakfast at the mums pub
>me and the guy I was sharing a tent with woke up to find that the 2 other guys and their mum have already put away their tents in the car and are ready to go
>they don't wait for us to finish and just drive off
>we are left stranded in this field, so because I didn't have a phone my bro calls up his mum and we drive back to his
>have one of the best fucking breakfast in my life and then play vidya for hours

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:41:00 No.131631102 Report

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>Known friend since 2004
>Go to his house all the time
>Constantly play vidya all night
>His family always showed hospitality
>Had hot sister who was a model

>2010
>Still play vidya all the with same bro
>Play New Super Mario Brothers for the Wii until 5 AM
>Go to IHOP his treat

>Go to net cafe for 4 hours
>He asks me to go to Six Flags with him and even pays for everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:41:00 No.131631108 Report

Quoted By:

>>131629290
>>131626720
>>131629401
>hanging with friend
>friend sees his other friend
>hang out with him a little
>he goes to get something from his room
>says we can come in
>single dad with two sons
>carpet and tile is covered with a mix of cereal and cat or dog food
>smells like shit
>laugh about while we wait for him

Holy hell, that shit was funny

We later stole some porn mags his friend stole from his dad

Cham !a9.MfebhPU

Cham !a9.MfebhPU Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:42:00 No.131631112 Report

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>age 8
>be at friends house
>he and his brother are pretty good bros
>sleepover
>I've had a sore throat and got pretty tired.
>I fall asleep, slumped over on the couch
>the pose me with one of their dad's budweisers in my hand and one of their mom's cigarettes in the edge of my mouth and take pictures
>put it on their fridge

looking back, that was hilarious.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:42:00 No.131631134 Report

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>>131630372

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:42:00 No.131631138 Report

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>>131630198
Oh man this. You'd do something as small as put your dishes on the bench or some shit.

Some kids really seemed to take their parents for granted man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:42:00 No.131631139 Report

Quoted By: >>131631350

>>131630341
>A father beating his daughter with a stick
Do you know ehere she lives nowadays?
If you do, you should go to her and just hug her.
Trust me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:42:00 No.131631143 Report

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>we continued doing all of the above into our late teens since about the age 7 (add in watching kerrang and scuzz and discussing how much better these channels are early morning)

>then modern warfare came out

Years and years of fun died in a instant as everything I once loved turned fat and autistic over night....

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:43:00 No.131631169 Report

Quoted By: >>131632234

>>131630931
Dude, was her name Malissa? I swear almost identical situation happened to me:

>in backseat with friend, and little sister
>sister hand be some picture book and asks me if I can read it
>before I can even react mom grabs the book
>rips it in half while shouting, "I ALREADY SAID NO ONE IS GOING TO READ YOU THIS FUCKING BOOK."
>she throws the remains of the book out the window while driving
>mfw sitting there

She was a major cunt though. Still is. Left her husband for a richer guy too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:43:00 No.131631184 Report

Quoted By: >>131631310

>>131631086

>05
>playing goldeneye

Wow, think you'd be onto halo by then.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:44:00 No.131631215 Report

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>>131631086

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:44:00 No.131631218 Report

Quoted By: >>131631376

>Be 20
>Organize a game night (Like a sleep over but stay awake playing video games)
>Friends end up staying over a week period
>Cash out whenever you're tired
>I'm cooking bacon and burgers at 3am
>always a few people awake
>Never ending bro-op for a week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:44:00 No.131631223 Report

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>Child abuse general
Oh god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:45:00 No.131631268 Report

Quoted By:

>>131630370
i actually sang a song all the way down the main street in town after a long night out.

i'd been on a fallout new vegas bender for a while, went ot with a bunch of friends and met this new chick. we danced, got hot and heavy, sweet lovemaking back at her hotelroom (she was only in the city for her sisters bday.)

song was "Aint that a kick in the head" because i felt so good and never thought i'd be able to get with a girl again after my last relationship fell apart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:45:00 No.131631276 Report

Quoted By: >>131631828

>>131630859
I do kinda wish I carried on just to see what it was like but I think if I let her put me in chastity there would be no way out. Nothing sexual with her, she touched herself sometimes though but she never let me watch, I had to keep my eyes down. Her fat friend however used to borrow me and tie me to her bed and sit on my face. Wouldn't let me go until I made her cum, which usually took a long time. I used to hate being her slave, she was such a bitch. I had to obey her though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:45:00 No.131631284 Report

Quoted By: >>131631631

>>131631065

Not sure, but if your life is a fucking mess you need to sort it out before something extremely bad happens. Death, for example.

It's your move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:46:00 No.131631309 Report

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>>131629578
>moar
>>>/b/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:46:00 No.131631310 Report

Quoted By: >>131631423

>>131631184
all we did was play goldeneye and donkey kong. you can't beat the classics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:46:00 No.131631350 Report

Quoted By: >>131631515

>>131631139
Last I heard, the entire family left the father and he was a broken man. She told me that she sees him occasionally, but the relationship is beyond repair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:47:00 No.131631360 Report

Quoted By: >>131632234

>>131630931
Dude, the Mother most likely held the lighter on your bro.

Fucked up shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:47:00 No.131631375 Report

Quoted By: >>131631479 >>131631489 >>131631526 >>131631593 >>131631637 >>131631781 >>131631797 >>131636593

>appx 12 years old
>Friend's sleepover. Great night of video games and pizza that shall be remembered throughout the ages
>Finally turn lights off and go to bed
>One guy farts
>"hee hee ha hee ha."
>Another guy farts
>"Hoo ha ha hee hee!"
>Now people are physically trying to fart
>Everyone is howling with laughter with every fart that is made. The war is on!
>Finally run out but now everyone has the giggles.
>Uncontrollable laughter. Everyone is trying to stop.
>Finally quiet.
>Someone makes one giggle
>Entire room bursts into laughter again. This cycle continues for a good half hour before we fall asleep from exhaustion.
If this never happened to you then your childhood is incomplete.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:47:00 No.131631376 Report

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>>131631218
>Bacon and burgers at 3am
Oh fuck, I remember one Christmas a friend sorted out a get together like this. It was like 5am and we'd all been up playing vidya (So much fucking Budokai and AoE2 holy shit). I thought I was at my limit. Then his parents got up and started cooking us burgers and shit.

And half an hour later we were messing around with Eye Toy games. There must have been cocaine or something in those burgers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:47:00 No.131631379 Report

Quoted By: >>131631557 >>131631906 >>131632120

>>131631086
Goddamn, why did everyone else get to come across these erotically abusive sisters except me, this shit sounds hot as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:47:00 No.131631397 Report

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>First day of summer vacation
>best friend comes over
>we play Final Fantasy 7 for hours, taking turns
>We did the entirety of the great glacier (a great feat at the time), AND get Alexander
>Play RE2 with my brother
>Gauntlet Legends
>Make shitty home made pizza and popcorn, muh fuggin popsecret bitches
>End up staying up way late, like 3 AM (ludicrous at the time)
>Wake up at 8
>Mom made waffles
>Fuck yes
>Hang out the rest of the day
>Spend the next night at his house
>bring memory cards
>Continue
>This repeats for nearly a week

He was a true friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:48:00 No.131631405 Report

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>>131626564

>Anon! Let him win, he's you're little brother.

>But I don't want him to let me wiiiiiiiin!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:48:00 No.131631409 Report

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>go to friends house
>play some NES
>make up a game that when someone dies in the game, you have to be the doctor
>take pants off each other
>touch each others dicks
>combine foreskins
>do that with other friends
>be gay as fuck, sucking each others dicks
>one day my mother asked me: who's dick is the biggest?
>After she found out about what I was doing she started to show me random magazines with naked girls.
>one day she shows me her pussy
>asks to put a finger inside her pussy
>freak the fuck out
>put a pencil inside
>after that, everytime my mother was asleep I touched her butt softly, put my palm on her groin.
>trying to be unnoticed

My greentexting sucks, but.. oh wow. Now that I remember my childhood there was a lot of fucked up shit.

I wonder how would my mother feel if I brought this topic up ? I wonder if she did that just to be sure I am not a homosexual.

And when I was a kid she bought a vibrator, told me it's a massage stick. While I was playing Vidya, she was behind "massaging" and moaning.

I only realized what she was doing later on. My mother sure is one fucked up person, just like me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:48:00 No.131631423 Report

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>>131631310
>trying on nostalgia googles without mentioning conkers bad fur day

I'm calling bullshit

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:49:00 No.131631465 Report

Quoted By: >>131631605

>Bro invites me over to play video games
>Play for 30 minutes before his mom shows up
>"It's study time."
>Not even in the same classes so I assume I'm exempt
>"Nope. You too, anon."
>3 fucking hours of studying with her sitting nearby, watching like a hawk
>stare at bro
>he refuses to look back at me
>pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:49:00 No.131631479 Report

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>>131631375

Not with farting but

>that one friend that would laugh for ages
>causing everyone else to laugh
>was usually chubby too

His laughter was contagious..

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:49:00 No.131631489 Report

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>>131631375
Fuck yeah!
I remember a time like this once, my friends hamster bit him, his reaction was so hilarious we just couldn't stop laughing while he sat there scowling at us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:49:00 No.131631494 Report

Quoted By: >>131631645

Is it just part of the human experience to witness some sort of abuse at sleepovers or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:50:00 No.131631512 Report

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>>131628284

Did you ever straight up pretend to be Satan while fucking? Or at least some sort of lower-ranking tempter of the innocent? Shit would be both baller and amusing as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:50:00 No.131631513 Report

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>sleep over at friends house
>he falls asleep really early
>friend sleeps over at my house
>i fall asleep really early

well, fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:50:00 No.131631515 Report

Quoted By:

>>131631350
What are you waiting for?
Just go already!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:50:00 No.131631526 Report

Quoted By:

>>131631375
How could I have forgotten.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:51:00 No.131631557 Report

Quoted By: >>131631792

>>131631379

I have some really bad memories of those kinds of encounters. She literally broke me down and molded me into her personal toy. Extremely unpleasant. Luckily, years of therapy have allowed me to shut it out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:51:00 No.131631593 Report

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>>131631375
I'm tearing up reading this. FUCK why do I miss my childhood so much.

>whyaremyoldfriendsfaggotsnow.jpg

Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:51:00 No.131631597 Report

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>have amazing best friend in high school
>we both had a lot in common
>I start to get him into PC gaming
>he gets a new computer and invites me over to his house to spend the night
>I didn't realize that his house is like a fucking mansion and his parents were rich as fuck
>his room upstairs is miles away from his parent's room
>so far that we could be literally laughing and playing video games loudly and they wouldn't be able to hear any of it
>I ask him what he would think about trying weed because I was starting to get interested in it and have tried it a few times but haven't gotten high from it yet
>he thinks it would be fun
>I spend the night at his house a week later and bring about a gram of weed, a shitty pipe, a lighter, some eye drops, and some deodorant spray
>We wait until his parents go to sleep and an hour later we set things up and we smoke for the first time together
>He and I get high for the very first time
>In the middle of our smoking session it both hits us that we were getting high
>We laugh and have an amazing sleep over
>We both sleep amazingly and our showers are amazing because the high is still slightly there
>I would spend the night at his house every weekend for the remaining year
>move to another state when sophomore year is over

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:51:00 No.131631605 Report

Quoted By: >>131631656

>>131631465

Not just going home.

Betaaaaaaaa

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:51:00 No.131631606 Report

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>>131631065

Just remember that you aren't the only one going through your situation. People are there for you bro, go to counseling or something, sort your fucking life out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:52:00 No.131631631 Report

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>>131631284
Yeah. I do. It's sad to think that therapy is about 100 bucks a fucking hour. Even then, I'd doubt it would help. Whatever. Thanks for replying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:52:00 No.131631637 Report

Quoted By: >>131631672

>>131631375
>mfw i knew a guy who could like suck air through his anus and fart it back out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:52:00 No.131631645 Report

Quoted By: >>131631738

>>131631494
Did anyone ever see the opposite?
I had a cousin who was a spoiled little shit. Even though he was kinda cool to hang out with sometimes, I remember we actually beat him up a little once.

We'd visit his place and he was such a fucking terror to his mother. She'd say something pretty tame like,"Oh you brought your friends around, it'd be nice for them if your room wasn't so messy." and he'd just explode, calling her a fucking slut and all this other shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:52:00 No.131631656 Report

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>>131631605

So very beta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:52:00 No.131631660 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628906
>>131628906
You sound like one of my friends. He still asks his dad for permission to go hang out with us and when he does he sets up a time he needs to get back. Even though he has his own car which was given to him by his dad.

He is 21 as well by the way

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:53:00 No.131631672 Report

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>>131631637
WAS HIS NAME TAD

skillface !NIGGER4AwE

skillface !NIGGER4AwE Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:53:00 No.131631681 Report

Quoted By: >>131631847

Fucking hell you lot have some fucked friends etc.

That or 90% of these stories are total bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:54:00 No.131631736 Report

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>Sleeping at friends
>One fat-ish friend who says he can't eat pepperoni
>order pepperoni pizza
>he eats fucking 6 slices
> DIARRHOEA EXPLOSIONS ALL NIGHT LONG

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:54:00 No.131631738 Report

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>>131631645

I've been in a few of those moments and tend to reach a euphoric "why am I friends with this person" moments. Then I realize I'm a kid and shut up and deal with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:54:00 No.131631757 Report

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>14
>Go to older friends house (16)
>We play video games all night and hang out.
>At about twelve o' clock he starts jimmying his aerial.
>Fuzzy porn!
>We both fap, I'm on the floor and he's on the bed so we can't see each others junk.
>BUT IT HAPPENED.
>Afterwards he's racked with guilt as he said I was like a little brother to him and he shouldn't have shown me stuff and then tried to convert me to Christianity out of the blue.
>"I'm sorry man. But I'll make it up to you I swear. I think you should meet God."
>I was like "Eerrrrrrrrrrrrrr I don't think I'm ready for that yet"

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:55:00 No.131631767 Report

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>>131627634

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:55:00 No.131631780 Report

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> Know a bro that goes on /v/
> Used to host sleepovers all the time
> Now when he comes over it's lost much of the luster it used to have
> Read these stories
> Oh fuck... It's him... He hates being at my house now but he's too polite!!!
> Hmm, I guess that is off a bit, I'm safe

I hate these threads...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:55:00 No.131631781 Report

Quoted By: >>131631881 >>131631908 >>131631942 >>131632037 >>131632252 >>131632356 >>131633443

>>131631375
Oh shit that happened all the time

>big bro and i arrange a sleepover
>bunch of guys
>have chili for dinner for the express of maximum fartage later on
>three hours later
>the fun begins
>"oh you fucker you farted in my face. i'm gonna fart in your face"
>"haha not if i fart in yours first"
>this goes on for hours
>mom checks in on us
>we all freeze
>i have my ass pressed right up in someone's face meanwhile my brother is sitting on some kids face farting while he hold down his arms so he cant get away
>she looks disgusted
>"jesus christ it smells like shit in here"
>she goes away
>the fun carries on
>all of a sudden
>dad bursts in
>grabs me and my brother
>hold us both down
>fart right on our fucking heads and it stinks like cheese wrapped in burnt leather
>this one kid runs up to my dad as he's doing this, pulls down his pants and wet farts right on my dad's chest
>everyone apart from my dad nearly dies of laughter

the tradition continues to this day, whenever we go camping we eat nothing but chili and spend the entire night farting on each other.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:55:00 No.131631792 Report

Quoted By: >>131632014 >>131632067

>>131631557

Some people enjoy this, I would love to be dependant on something, I've tried quite a plethora of illicit drugs but they could never completely hold me.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:55:00 No.131631797 Report

Quoted By:

>>131631375
Oh fuck, I remember doing this. Goddamn, such good memories man. I miss being a kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:55:00 No.131631803 Report

Quoted By:

>>131631086
>>131631086
>>131631086
>>131631086
>>131631086

WHY CAN'T I BE SEXUALLY ABUSED BY A HOT GIRL HOLY SHIT GIVE ME HER NUMBER OR SOME SHIT I NEED THIS SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:56:00 No.131631828 Report

Quoted By: >>131632072

>>131631276

How old were you when this was happening? How old was she?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:56:00 No.131631847 Report

Quoted By:

>>131631681
That or the fact you never gotten close to yours. Seriously. Everyone one of my friends had some shit going on at home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:56:00 No.131631869 Report

Quoted By:

>>131627020
>not agreeing beforehand with him that the first one up will wake up the other

Complete bro. Shame we lost touch and he's now a junkie and I have no friends to speak of

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:57:00 No.131631881 Report

Quoted By: >>131632037

>>131631781

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:57:00 No.131631906 Report

Quoted By:

>>131631379
>Go over to friend's place
>He ducks out to go grab some food or something
>Leaves me at his place playing some Vice City
>His younger sister comes in and jumps onto my back
>Starts pulling out my hairs and laughing at my discomfort
>Ask her if she could stop that shit
>She stops and just lies there against my back
>?!
>"What are you doing?"
>No answer
>Sit there awkwardly as she grinds up against my spine

I also remember once I was around there playing Yugioh cards and she wanted to play. Then the whole time she just sits there with her legs spread as wide as possible looking right at me. Even my friend was wondering what she was doing and told her to close her legs.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:57:00 No.131631908 Report

Quoted By:

>>131631781
>it stinks like cheese wrapped in burnt leather

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:57:00 No.131631919 Report

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>that feel when your friend is found dead in a river suffering from hypothermia

>that feel when that was yesterday

>that feel when maybe if you'd have stayed at the fucking resort instead of going home to do work and fuck your girlfriend fate may have made it so you stop him from doing whatever the fuck he did

I don't even fucking know

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:57:00 No.131631929 Report

Quoted By: >>131631964 >>131632080

>>131630590
>Not using the glorious 24h clock

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:58:00 No.131631942 Report

Quoted By:

>>131631781

Ow god my edges

stealing idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:58:00 No.131631953 Report

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>go to friends house
>wait for everyone to fall asleep
>molest his little sister

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:58:00 No.131631964 Report

Quoted By:

>>131631929
mah nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:59:00 No.131632004 Report

Quoted By: >>131632021

OP here, this thread was hilarious. Thanks guys, I'm off to class.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:59:00 No.131632014 Report

Quoted By:

>>131631792

I guess. Even with the plethora of fetishes I have, "mind break" is way too close to home for me without me just going into a mental regression.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 15:59:00 No.131632021 Report

Quoted By: >>131632105

>>131632004
WHO HAS CLASS AT 3:00 AM?

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:00:00 No.131632030 Report

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>this thread

this is the good kind of off-topic

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:00:00 No.131632037 Report

Quoted By:

>>131631781
then
>>131631881
OH FUCK I CAN'T FUCKIN BREATHE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:00:00 No.131632067 Report

Quoted By:

>>131631792
Tried meth?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:00:00 No.131632072 Report

Quoted By: >>131632691

>>131631828
It started when I was 17 I think and ended when I was 19. She's about a year younger than me. Her fat bitch friend is like 5 years older than me though. All her friends were of different ages really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:00:00 No.131632080 Report

Quoted By:

>>131631929
hah fun fact, i actually learnt how to read 24hr clocks by going to sleepovers at my bros. funny thing was i'd arrange for my parents come pick me up at a certain time, theyd come and wait in the car park for me to come out, i'd have no idea what time it was because i couldn't understand 24hr clocks so they'd always get super pissed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:01:00 No.131632105 Report

Quoted By: >>131632141 >>131632156

>>131632021
It's 6am over here. I've got class at 7.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:01:00 No.131632120 Report

Quoted By: >>131632307

>>131631379
I know! If only i could find an erotically abusive older brother I almost never went to sleepovers though. Never had them either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:01:00 No.131632134 Report

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>friend spends two weeks at house
>PS2 and Wii setup
>beat Jak & Daxter in 3 eight hour sessions
>start Jak 2
>don't finish it
>play Excite Truck
>again, 3 eight hour sessions, from 10pm to 6am or so

God damn, totally could have fucked her, but she had a bf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:01:00 No.131632141 Report

Quoted By:

>>131632105
morning classes suck, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:01:00 No.131632156 Report

Quoted By: >>131632206

>>131632105
>class at 7
You mean school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:02:00 No.131632194 Report

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>playing video games alone

Nah, we both played together all night or until we both became tired and instantly fell asleep.

The shit that bothered me, though, was that all of my friends slept for like years, so whenever I was at their place, I had like 4 hours just laying in the guest bed while playing by myself on my gameboy color or whatever.

Not that it mattered, in retrospect, but it was annoying as fuck when I had nothing to do since I couldn't just walk out into the living room by myself without him.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:03:00 No.131632206 Report

Quoted By: >>131632250 >>131632296

>>131632156
No, I mean class.
As in college.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:03:00 No.131632217 Report

Quoted By: >>131632335

>hang out with cousin all the time
>he passes out at 3 am
>have tv with only four channels
>spend most of our sleepovers watching really creepy french films or old as fuck films
>watch some movie about a girl who gets raped repeatedly by her uncle, draws it all in a book, sends the book to her dad and then kills herself
>her dad goes beserk and murders his brother
>watch another film
>it's Brewster's Millions
>my face when that entire film

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:03:00 No.131632219 Report

Quoted By: >>131632328 >>131633273 >>131633530

>sleepover at friends house
>''dude lets play mario world!''
>''alright its in my room lets go upstairs''
>his older sister is already there playing it
>''can we play?''
>''sure, after i lose a life''
>she is a fucking master at it and if she falls down she pauses and exits the stage before she dies
>no other consoles to play
>longest ~2 hours of my life

ended up awkwardly losing my virginity to her the next sleepover

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:03:00 No.131632234 Report

Quoted By:

>>131631169
Yeah it was fucked up, considering it was on his thigh and on the front unless he was lying facedown on the seat I call bullshit. It was a kinda faded thing and it was only then it was mentioned as being from a lighter.
>>131631360
Nah, I can't even remember her name to be honest, it was like Ashleigh or something. No idea what happened to her but probably nothing great, the friend of mine basically became a huge social outcast, fucked up his schooling and dropped out and last I heard spends all day hanging with a guy that rumour has it molested his 5 year old cousin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:03:00 No.131632250 Report

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>>131632206
>college
>implying anyone on /v/ is over 15 years old

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:04:00 No.131632252 Report

Quoted By:

>>131631781

>fart right on our fucking heads and it stinks like cheese wrapped in burnt leather
>this one kid runs up to my dad as he's doing this, pulls down his pants and wet farts right on my dad's chest

I fucking laughed so hard I almost shat my pants, holy fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:04:00 No.131632267 Report

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>Tonight
>"Hey bro, come over for an m night"
>Go over
>Buddie's got an eighth of kush busted up on his desk next to two grams of m, a cuban and a sheet of cid
>Get blazed and play dwarf fortress on his 55" hdtv
>Sun just came up, about to go home

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:04:00 No.131632289 Report

Quoted By: >>131632401 >>131632685

>>131630931

Dude, are you from Georgia? Was the girl's name Karlee? Was your bro's name, Zack?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:04:00 No.131632290 Report

Quoted By: >>131632396 >>131632487 >>131633615 >>131633623 >>131633778

>6am
>be on /v/
>reminisce and relate to each others childhood sleepover stories
>im 26
>parents will get up for work soon
>when i hear them wake ill turn off monitor and lights and tv and jump into bed and pretend to sleep
>what the fuck am i doing with my life
>why am i enjoying every second of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:04:00 No.131632295 Report

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I can't believe we once played Digimon Rumble Arena, Wargreymon vs Blackwargreymon for like 12 fucking hours straight.

The days where you could spend an entire weekend just playing a demo of THPS2 or Evil Zone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:04:00 No.131632296 Report

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>>131632206
What the fuck are you doing picking classes at 7AM then.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:04:00 No.131632307 Report

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>>131632120
I feel you there.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:05:00 No.131632313 Report

Quoted By:

>>131627789

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:05:00 No.131632316 Report

Quoted By:

>never have sleepovers as a kid
>only one I went to ended with me leaving early because I couldn't fall asleep
>have all night gaming sessions now

Fuck all that kiddy shit, nothing says sleepover like marathoning GTA and five hour sessions of Timesplitters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:05:00 No.131632328 Report

Quoted By:

>>131632219
Sounds like story time to me boyo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:05:00 No.131632335 Report

Quoted By: >>131632521

>>131632217
>wat

What fucking movie was that you were describing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:05:00 No.131632351 Report

Quoted By: >>131632596

>>131626880
Same goes for LoL players. Couple weeks back had three friends over for the night. Two of them switched to playing LoL halfway through and then got in a skype chat with their other LoL playing buddies and ignored us for the rest of the night while yelling through their mics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:06:00 No.131632356 Report

Quoted By:

>>131631781
>>131631781
>>131631781

what
the
fucking
fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:06:00 No.131632369 Report

Quoted By:

>>131625595
I like him. He knows how to avoid casuals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:06:00 No.131632371 Report

Quoted By:

The kid that used to live near me was surprisingly good at keeping up with my abnormal ability to stay awake. Sometimes he lasted a full 24 hours, and we just LAN'd Diablo II, vanilla or modded. Then he went to sleep and woke up and I was still awake playing something else waiting for him to wake back up...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:06:00 No.131632376 Report

Quoted By: >>131632551

>sleep over at friends house
>myself and 2 friends
>we sleep in friend's bro's room because it's bigger and he's out of town
>he has posters of porn stars everywhere on his walls
>14 years old and ohgodwhatisthishavenoftits
>in sleeping bag on double bed, friend is next to me and other friend is on the floor, they're playing roadrash.
>This is not the time boner
>keep glancing at posters on the walls
>just this once.
>stealthfap
>they never knew...

>wakeup next morning and stay in bed for 2 hours because don't want to disturb friends and get cramps from really needing a piss and being hungry as fuck.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:06:00 No.131632396 Report

Quoted By:

>>131632290
>parents will get up for work soon
>when i hear them wake ill turn off monitor and lights and tv and jump into bed and pretend to sleep

I know this feel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:06:00 No.131632401 Report

Quoted By: >>131632579

>>131632289
>born and raised in GA
>see this post
>heart drops
>read the entirety of it

Phew. Fuck that was close.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:06:00 No.131632405 Report

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>sleep over at friends house
>I sleep on floor, he on couch next to me
>wake up in the middle of the night with a centipede inches from my face
>Freak out
>end up sleeping on the couch with friend (head to toe)

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:08:00 No.131632487 Report

Quoted By:

>>131632290
>be 19
>Mom wakes up at 5AM for work
>realize this is my time for typically going to sleep
>don't because of this thread
>mfw doctor's appointment in 5 hours

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:08:00 No.131632521 Report

Quoted By: >>131632879

>>131632335

I don't remember. It was french, and I was at my cottage and the sun was rising when that shit was on. I must have been 13 or 14. Fucking creepy shit.

Not the worst shit I watched late at night hoping for porn though. Watched that movie about the 7 deadly sins? Really fucked me up seeing that fat guy who ate himself to death.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:08:00 No.131632523 Report

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>basement LAN party
>host wants to go to sleep at 00:00
>can't sleep with our computers on

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:09:00 No.131632551 Report

Quoted By:

>>131632376
>on holiday with bro
>have to share bed with him
>watching some late night program called "sun, sea and sex"
>tits and ass everywhere
>one part of it is about some girl getting a Brazilian wax done
>allmyboners
>bro has his back to me
>can feel bed shaking
>i know he's whacking it
>decide to do it too
>both finish at roughly same time
>that awkward feel afterward will haunt me forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:09:00 No.131632559 Report

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>be 20 years old
>go to visit friend who lives across the bay from me
>playing vidya, not even together, he has a giga-PC and every console, we'd just watch each other play our respective games and make chiding remarks or jokes about the game at each other while playing
>that feel when getting all emotional over Calling to the Night, talking about how we need to stop being pseudo-NEETs and get our shit together, then just staring at Snake's ass
>watching Gaki no Tsukai Batsu Games together with bros
>watching animu and cartoons
>watching Drive which I don't like, sorry bro
>end up staying all week in his garage, just chillin' while his mom cooks delicious Mexican food for us every day
>planning Pathfinder characters every night

This one's for you, broski.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:09:00 No.131632573 Report

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>playing duke nukem demo (fucking cousin had all demo discs and like 2 games)
>get to strip club
>shake it baby
>laugh at it
>get to that other area
>show me yours and i'll show you mine
>dad walks in at that exat same moment
>wtf areyou two playing
>opens playstation and takes game out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:09:00 No.131632574 Report

Quoted By: >>131632749

Archive this thread for future generations to laugh their asses off: http://www.chanarchive.org/requests

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:09:00 No.131632579 Report

Quoted By: >>131632708

>>131632401

Ah, close one. Yeah, I knew a girl from Carrollton who used to get her ass kicked by her brothers and mom, the other possibility is if his name is Adam.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:10:00 No.131632596 Report

Quoted By: >>131632687

>>131632351
>>131626880
>Projecting

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:11:00 No.131632685 Report

Quoted By:

>>131632289
Nah, I'm in Australia man. And the bro's name was Daniel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:11:00 No.131632687 Report

Quoted By:

>>131632596

It's true from what I've seen, I used to play LoL casually and most people are like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:11:00 No.131632691 Report

Quoted By:

>>131632072

You should go back to her and fuck her. Just.. Straight up barge in on her and dominate her, mix things up a bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:11:00 No.131632704 Report

Quoted By: >>131632757 >>131632807

>you and bro playing vidya
>big brother/mum comes in to check
>it's your turn with the game
>"give your friend a shit, anon"
>I ALREADY HAVE, FUCK OFF

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:11:00 No.131632708 Report

Quoted By:

>>131632579
Never knew the abusive ones, except for that kid who'd yell at his mom.

Fucking people in Marietta are fucked in the head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:12:00 No.131632732 Report

Quoted By: >>131632812

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.

I changed schools pretty frequently. One of the ones I ended up in there was this mousy looking girl who got picked on all the fucking time. I was the quiet kid in the class but everyone generally thought I was okay. I was seriously the only one in class who wouldn't mistreat this girl. The teacher didn't really seem to step in much either.

The only reason this is vidya related is because I ended up lending her my stepdad's burned copy of HoMM3. I always felt sorry for her but because I was a retarded fucking kid I thought it would be bad if I was associated with her. People started throwing rumours around that her uncle had raped her. Also she never returned my HoMM3, despite me asking so many times.

A few years later, I was in high school now and was visiting my grandmother who was a social worker, and holy shit who is at her place but this same girl. She's on suicide watch and has this lady following her around everywhere. I didn't even know how to react. She kept bringing up all this shit from back in the days I couldn't remember, and then I went back home.

I have no idea what happened to her. I can't play HoMM3 without suddenly remembering her and feeling like utter dogshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:12:00 No.131632748 Report

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>friend goes downstairs
>"hey anon put the playstation on"
>he is downstairs i put on the playstation
>come on with the volume as loud as 1000 battle drums
>his mum comes in
>"god damit anon you dont need it THAT loud"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:12:00 No.131632749 Report

Quoted By:

>>131632574
>>131632574
>>131632574
>>131632574
do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:12:00 No.131632757 Report

Quoted By:

>>131632704
>"give your friend a shit, anon"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:12:00 No.131632760 Report

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>middle school
>one of my best friends lives just down the street from me
>we always go biking around the neighbourhood and shit
>always have sleepovers playing xbox and watching comedy movies
>his parents are going to vegas and say they can't bring him
>my mom offers to let him stay at our place with me for a week
>a fucking week
>I have no say in this, my mom agrees to it before she even tells me about it
>the week comes up
>first night is fine, he gets really annoying quickly though and we get into some argument at like 3 AM
>go to sleep pissed at him
>next morning
>monday morning
>he says he feels sick
>he stays home from school
>in my room all day while im at school
>for the entire week
>while my mom makes him soup and shit and tries to make him feel better
>the next school day after he finally goes home, he's at school and feeling fine
>never talk to him again

Fuck you, Erik.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:13:00 No.131632782 Report

Quoted By: >>131633070

Let me tell you about sleepovers, /v/. Our group of bros somehow befriended this one guy and slept over at his house every single friday for the entirety of freshman year.

>filipino immigrant kid
>family is full of psuedo-gangsters and school drop-outs
>house is extremely dirty
>family members always screaming at each other
>rats could be seen scuttling around the house on occasion
>all doors in the house always unlocked, so we often barged in at 2 am
>hilarious accent
>lied about almost everything, but did so terribly
>mom always yelled at him for not treating us nicely despite the fact that we laughed at his antics to the point where he got offended multiple times a night
>soul calibur and other games every sleepover
>night adventures every sleepover
>tons of food and coca cola every sleepover

I miss those times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:13:00 No.131632807 Report

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>>131632704
>I ALREADY HAVE, FUCK OFF
Check your fucking decibel level before you get laid the fuck out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:13:00 No.131632812 Report

Quoted By: >>131633214

>>131632732

HoMM3 probably at least helped her through that time bro, don't feel bad.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:13:00 No.131632828 Report

Quoted By: >>131633064 >>131636528

Holy shit, all your lives suck so hard.

>All throughout my life have friends over and go over to their homes and play/go outside all day, then eat (now cooked myself) home cooked meals, then vidya the night away usually w/ various consoles, good laughs, tons of friends, ultimate mischief once parents fell asleep and never getting caught doing stupid or embarrassing shit.

Texaschildhoodsummernights.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:14:00 No.131632854 Report

Quoted By: >>131633604

holy shit i love this thread.

I feel bad for you anons I had the best sleep over bros.

>be 4th/5th grade
>make new friend
>invites me to his house to sleep over
>stay up most of the night playing goldeneye and other vidya with his brother
>This goes on almost every weekend for a couple years straight

so many good memories
still friends with him to this day
feelsgoodman

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:14:00 No.131632879 Report

Quoted By:

>>131632521

The movies called Se7en faggot. It's a great fucking movie too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:17:00 No.131633015 Report

Quoted By:

>>131626000
>be massive bros with dude ive known for 5+ years
>both of his parents are bros
>never have to deal with this
>always get food without feeling awkward
>his sister stays at his house every year for a month because she lives in another state
>shes a solid 8
>we fuck at his house every time she comes over

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:17:00 No.131633026 Report

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>go to a friend's home
>play vidya, watch movies, talk for some time
>his sister gets home
>she has a quarrel with their dad
>they start shouting at each other
>sounds of rattle and falling furniture
>friend's sister starts crying and runs away from house
>I'm just sitting in his room and can't fucking move

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:17:00 No.131633037 Report

Quoted By:

>that feel when your various sleepover stories have led to half the hilarious content in the thread

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:17:00 No.131633047 Report

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>Sleepover at friends place
>We start going through each others music
>He opens a track, skips through it in 5 seconds, closes it
>Repeats with every track
>Bitches about my music being shit
>My face

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:18:00 No.131633064 Report

Quoted By:

>>131632828
>stay up all night with bigger brother and some neighbors when I was like 13yoa.
>It's about seven AM and I am enjoying the company even though these are grown ass men and women
>finally, we all go back into hour homes and go to sleep
>the garage door was open and there was a couch in there because why the fuck not
>fell asleep on it
>woke up at 9AM, sweating my fucking ass off, everything about me was wet and hot
>check the temperature
>107 degrees

Yeah, fuck Texas.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:18:00 No.131633070 Report

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>>131632782
>filipino immigrant kid
>slept over at his house every single friday for the entirety of freshman year.
>rest of greentext

how can you put with them?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:18:00 No.131633093 Report

Quoted By:

>used to hang out with best friends when younger all the time and have sleepovers and have so much fun
>go to new school and start losing touch
>not much older now but sad as fuck because i miss those times so much

I miss you guys so much. I'm scared to call or message you guys though. I just fucking miss us playing together all the time.

Fuck me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:19:00 No.131633162 Report

Quoted By: >>131633221

I will never know that feel of having sleepover at friends' houses.

Forever alone here

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:20:00 No.131633214 Report

Quoted By: >>131633367

>>131632812
I remember the way it came up too. We were doing some class activity that involved mythology or animals or some shit. We were trying to think of some and she says, "A Roc". All the kids nearby started mocking her because they naturally thought she meant a rock, started calling her "dumb as a rock etc." I even laughed but then said, "Nah it's like a giant bird thing." Then in this really quiet voice she says, "Yeah like in heroes 2." Everyone else was already ignoring her by this point but I was pretty shocked. I mentioned I had HoMM3, she asked if she could borrow it and I brought it around the next day and quickly resumed trying to ignore her.

I really couldn't do anything right back then.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:20:00 No.131633215 Report

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>friend sleeping over at my house
>he admires a toy of mine
>after he leaves notice the toy is missing
>"that thieving fuck!"
>tell dad
>dad goes over to his house to politely ask for it back
>get it back
>friend never invited over again

Why did you have to ruin our blossoming friendship over a Mickey Mouse toy, Gregory?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:21:00 No.131633221 Report

Quoted By: >>131635721

>>131633162
You never had sleepovers?
Even the most autistic virgins on /v/ had sleepovers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:21:00 No.131633237 Report

Quoted By:

>his parents only buy him licensed games

GOD DAMNIT NO I DONT WANNA PLAY SHREK ANYMORE KEVIN!!!!!

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:21:00 No.131633271 Report

Quoted By: >>131633518

>friend calls
>"hey anon, bring over that new game you got and sleep over, we'll play all night"
>ok
>head over his house
>parents force us to do other shit all day and night
>just want to play my new game, shoulda just stayed home
>play about 10 min of it before forced bed
>next morning accidentally leave game
>dont go back there for weeks...months.
>faggot couldnt even bring it to school cause he kept forgetting
>eventually say fuck it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:22:00 No.131633273 Report

Quoted By:

>>131632219
>>131632219

whyboner.jpg

GO ON ALREADY
GO on...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:22:00 No.131633297 Report

Quoted By:

>at friends house
>play vidya for a bit
>puts on a movie that he rented
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
>fuck yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:23:00 No.131633325 Report

Quoted By:

>>131625595
>Have friend over
>If we don't do whatever he wants to do (omg duuude i have alcohol) he passes out at midnight
>Let him pass out and subtly torture him in his sleep
>Go to sleep myself and he tries to wake me up at 8:00 by blaring the song Tik Tok
>We do this same routine every time he comes over
>Learn to disable any method by which he can play the song Tik Tok but make it look like an accident
>Find ever more elaborate ways to fuck with his mind while he was asleep

Good times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:23:00 No.131633347 Report

Quoted By:

>>131628304
>Isn't that the very definition of Christian?
What is protestant

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:23:00 No.131633367 Report

Quoted By: >>131633681

>>131633214

If you can still get in contact with her, try it say you're sorry about being a kid and ignoring her. Tell her you just want to get rid of the guilt, even if it is just a selfish thing, don't hesitate to tell her that. If she wants to fuck you, honestly it isn't worth it man.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:25:00 No.131633443 Report

Quoted By:

>>131631781

Haha, oh god, nothing beats those dumb as all fuck dads who just want to be one of the bros and end up just farting in a room full of children at the end of the night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:25:00 No.131633476 Report

Quoted By: >>131633685 >>131633767 >>131634180 >>131636127

>Be 19, leave for college
>Leave 360 with little brother who just turned 17
>Come back the following summer
>Brother sold 360 for $100, said he was saving up for a PS3
>Get in huge argument and tell him that I'm going to beat his ass
>Brother has been roiding hard for about a year and is ripped as fuck, but I think I can still take him
>He almost immediately puts me in a headlock and I can feel my head being crushed between slabs of chest muscle and gigantic biceps
>He says "You're getting teabagged for real"
>Keeps a grip on my head with his left arm, unbuttons his pants with his right, lifts up his shirt
>Rippling abs and veins everywhere, see his giant dick pressing against his underwear
>Oh god he has an erection
>He pulls his underwear down and says "if you do anything that hurts, you're gonna hurt ten times worse"
>He shoves my head against his meaty thigh and pulls my face against his balls
>Holy shit his dick is huge, extends way farther than my head, probably 9-10"
>He pushes his dick down against my cheek, sliding it toward my lips
>His dick is dribbling already
>He smears the clear dribble across my face
>"Lick it. No, i'm serious. Put your lips on it too"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:26:00 No.131633518 Report

Quoted By:

>>131633271
>Go over to friends place
>"Now Anon'sfriend you know you're only allowed 1 hour of computer games per day!"

HOW DID THEY SURVIVE HOLY SHIT

Also another friend
>They have a Playstation but no memory card
>He says he's never beaten Spyro because he can't save the game
>FUCK THAT SHIT BROTHER WE ARE FINISHING THIS GAME TODAY
>Get all the way up to halfway through the final world
>He's getting all excited
>His mother comes in
>YOU TWO HAVE BEEN ON THIS ALL DAY, YOU NEED TO GET SOME FRESH AIR
>He pleads with his mother to let us keep going
>NO, THIS IS GOING OFF RIGHT NOW
>He asks if we can just leave it on and turn off the TV so we can finish later
>NO THATS ENOUGH FOR THE DAY
>She walks up and hits the power button
>He goes to his room and cries
>I tell him its okay and we can go ride bikes at the school grounds and try again next week or something
>He just keeps crying on his bed

Felt so bad man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:26:00 No.131633530 Report

Quoted By:

>>131632219

Lucky fucking bastard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:27:00 No.131633576 Report

Quoted By:

>sleepover at friend's house on Saturday night
>Sunday morning his parents take you to church with them

But I never believed in God and it was always mind-numbingly boring. Friend was obviously embarrassed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:27:00 No.131633589 Report

Quoted By:

>>131630002

Ya brah, those two little children scared outta their minds vs. the dad.

Do you think when you talk? Or is it like one big roller coaster of I'm a fucking retard all day long?

Seriously this was the /v/ Stupid Comment of the Month, it won't be topped for awhile, grats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:27:00 No.131633591 Report

Quoted By:

>Be at friends.
>His dad comes in and start yelling and shoving him and tells me to leave because he didn't clean up his room.
>Call 911 out of beta desperation.
>His mom comes and we eventually sort it out and end up staying at her place.
>Awkwardly never have anything to say about the situation other than "shit happens, can't be helped sometimes".

I still hang out, his dad apologized but it's always been strange because of other encounters such as this.
(Also apparently I'm one of the better guests according to him)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:27:00 No.131633602 Report

Quoted By:

>Sleepover
>Friend: Hey guys, first person to fall asleep will have their face drawn on.
>Everyone falls asleep except me
>Stay up all night

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:28:00 No.131633604 Report

Quoted By: >>131633754

>>131632854
another story

>be 2004
>13th birthday
>get a DS
>invite my 2 bros over who also have DSs
>played a few rounds of advance wars
>got bored
>began picto chatting
>drawing dicks and various other immature shit
>uncontrollable laughter the whole night

some of the best times of my life...

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:28:00 No.131633615 Report

Quoted By:

>>131632290

>mfw I'm 25 and do the same

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:28:00 No.131633623 Report

Quoted By:

>>131632290
I fucking lost it at this post man,I'm not 26 but I used to do this back after I graduated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:28:00 No.131633656 Report

Quoted By: >>131634031 >>131634138 >>131634183

>parents have "party"
>frineds bring kids
>all but one kid are cool
>the one kid is wimpy and frail as fuck
>playing dark hide and seek who ever is is faces the wall by the light switch and counts to whatever then flicks off the light
>one kid leg sweeps the wimp
>starts crying and runs up stairs to his dad
>dad runs down stairs screaming
>WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
>everyone says he fell

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:28:00 No.131633661 Report

Quoted By: >>131634076

>Dreamcast comes out
>Friend gets one right away
>Go to Blockbuster and rent NFL2K
>Throw hail marys to Randy Moss
>Drink beer with his older brother
>Watch Deep Blue Sea
>Play Goldeneye
>Spill beer on my Terrell Davis jersey

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:29:00 No.131633681 Report

Quoted By: >>131633920

>>131633367
I can't man. It's likely that the stuff about her uncle may have been true. All I know is her first name and the year I was in the same class as her. I don't even know if she's still alive, considering. I've tried once before to track her down but it's like she just disappeared. I thought that in this day and age she might have a Facebook or something if she was still around but no dice.

I could try my grandmother's files again some time but I dunno if that stuff will still be around since she's retired now and she lives in a town 5 hours drive away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:29:00 No.131633685 Report

Quoted By:

>>131633476
Yeesh, at least make it semi believable

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:29:00 No.131633693 Report

Quoted By:

>>131627250

because i thought you enjoyed listening to me. ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:30:00 No.131633754 Report

Quoted By:

>>131633604

Oh shit, that reminds me, I was 15 then but sitting in class having 16 people(myself included) drawing dicks and tits.

There was 2 other rooms up I assume they were doing the same.

Best math lesson ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:30:00 No.131633767 Report

Quoted By:

>>131633476
Oh my fucking god what the fuck, dude?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:30:00 No.131633778 Report

Quoted By: >>131633916

>>131632290
you fuckign casual
me and my bro woild ninja back downstairs after parents went to sleep
>every step felt like an earthquake
>eventually learn where the stairs squeek
>aviod them like a boss
>play vidya for couple hours
>ninja back

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:31:00 No.131633816 Report

Quoted By: >>131633976 >>131634104

>About to fall asleep
>Faggot friend tells me stay up
>He falls asleep 15 minutes later
>I can't sleep now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:32:00 No.131633861 Report

Quoted By: >>131634049

>That feel when waking up in the morning and all bros chilling out in the living room watching TV
>Friends older sister comes in wearing just pajama top and pants and just sits there with us
>Awkward silence trying to look busy
>Everyone gets phones out and pretends to text

Fuck it was weird. Everyone was trying to look everywhere but at her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:33:00 No.131633916 Report

Quoted By:

>>131633778
>Hear their parents getting up
>OH SHIT NINJA MODE ACTIVATE
>Hit the lights
>Turn off TV
>Slide playstation back into cabinet
>Hide behind the couch
>Their dad walks in and has a drink of water from the kitchen
>Goes back to bed
>...
>TV back on, back to vidya

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:33:00 No.131633920 Report

Quoted By: >>131634290

>>131633681
Dude. You can go back to you old school and ask for her last name or some shit. I'm sure they'd know or ask if they have an old year book. Prove you were there and tell them the situation.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:33:00 No.131633927 Report

Quoted By: >>131634009

>>131626463

>your friend is that super nice guy who insists on letting him play with you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:34:00 No.131633972 Report

Quoted By:

>parents go out
>its fucking on
>grab what ever "ammo" we could find
>jenga blocks giant legos cluster bombs action figures hot wheels cars were all game
>slide out couchs so they were adjacent
>those were out bases
>wail shit at each other for hours

holy fuck i dont know how one of us didnt get fucked up

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:34:00 No.131633976 Report

Quoted By: >>131634104

>>131633816
>Teenage years
>Friend gets a DVD player
>We watch a movie
>Wake up after falling asleep
>FUCKING LOOPING MENU MUSIC
>CAN NEVER FIND THE REMOTE
>HAVE TO GO OVER TO THE T.V. AND SHUT IT OFF
>STILL CAN'T GO BACK TO SLEEP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:34:00 No.131633985 Report

Quoted By: >>131634286

>be 16
>me, big bro and friend having a sleepover at friend's house
>bro and friend playing tekken 3 together
>get pushed out and feeling pretty bummed
>go watch TV in other room
>friend's mom comes home
>hot as fuck. looks old but you can tell she was a fucking stunner back in her heyday and she's still got some of it.
>sees me on my own
>sits down next to me
>we chat for a while, watch some shitty sitcoms
>she goes into the kitchen
>suddenly notice it's dark outside
>look at watch
>11 fucking PM
>she comes in with a glass of wine and sits back beside me
>puts her arm along the back of the sofa and kind of leans against me
>'uh, what are you doing mrs. anders?'
>'just getting comfortable, don't you like it?'
>'uh i guess'
>carry on watching tv
>look at her
>she's let her hair down and unbuttoned most of her blouse
>stare at cleavage
>feel a rise in my pants
>look away quickly
>for some reason we're watching spongebob squarepants
>for some reason i decide to put my hand on her leg
>she fucking freaks out like full on freaking out
>'oh anon, i'm really sorry, i didn't mean to give you the wrong idea, i was just cuddling up. i didn't mean anything else by it.'
>i have no idea what's going on
>'you're a really nice kid, anon, but for us to do anything would be wrong. and illegal. i think it's best if you just went home.'
>walk home in a state of utter confusal
>forgot that my brother was still there playing the vidya during all of this
>parents ask me why im home and where my brother is
>'oh, i just got bored, he's going to stay the night'
>go to my room
>masturbate
>have most mind blowing orgasm ever
>still get extremely anxious and/or confused whenever someone flirts with me to this day

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:35:00 No.131634009 Report

Quoted By:

>>131633927
>Annoying sibling acts cool around your friend and you but never just around you

God dammit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:35:00 No.131634027 Report

Quoted By:

>visit a bro in another city
>his girlfriend is at his place as well
>think it's going to be awkward
>she actually starts playing with us and having fun
>stay over the weekend
>best weekend ever

Lucky cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:35:00 No.131634031 Report

Quoted By:

>>131633656
>call kid names
>he ignores it
>physically beat him until he cries
>call him a pussy
God damn kids are jerks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:35:00 No.131634049 Report

Quoted By: >>131634202

>>131633861

>that happened
>host doesn't really care it's his sister
>say 'sup'
>"not much just making my brother's friends awkward"

Then she walked out, everyone said I wanted to fuck her for the rest of the morning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:36:00 No.131634076 Report

Quoted By: >>131634273

>>131633661
>Dreamcast
My_nigga.jpg

I remember when I got my first Dreamcast.
>Christmas Eve (Yes, my family opens presents on the 24th)
>Older brother opens his present.
>Dreamcast
>I open my present
>Another Dreamcast.

I still have both of them, and a collection of games. Fuck, I might just hook up one of the Dreamcasts for nostalgia purposes.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:36:00 No.131634104 Report

Quoted By:

>>131633976
>>131633816

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:37:00 No.131634123 Report

Quoted By:

>Go to friends house to spend the night
>Find out his parents left for the weekend and left him a babysitter though hes 17
>Shes in her late twenties, have a massive boner for her
>Stay at his house the entire weekend over a three day period
>Go with him and his babysitter to see avatar in 3d
>Later we go back to play video games at his house
>His room is terribly messy and we have to play games on the floor
>We keep the door closed because its loud as fuck
>His babysitter decides to humor my obvious interest
>She opens the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody do the vidyasaur

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:37:00 No.131634138 Report

Quoted By: >>131634248

>>131633656
>hide and seek

fucking awesome game. we had so many variations. best one was easily: hide and seek, at night, no lights, hiding in garden allowed, moving hiding places is allowed. FINAL DESTINATION LET'S ROCK.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:38:00 No.131634180 Report

Quoted By:

>>131633476
Roid RAPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:38:00 No.131634183 Report

Quoted By:

>>131633656
>Leg sweep wimp
Why didn't you stop this? Why do people always pick on the wimpy kid? Is it because he doesn't want to fight people?

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:38:00 No.131634202 Report

Quoted By:

>>131634049
>My face when my bro's friend did this shit
>My face when we actually banged when we turned 16

I really liked that girl man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:39:00 No.131634248 Report

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>>131634138

>mfw my friends and I did this drunk in the woods

Horrible idea, we could barely fucking walk properly and none of us were injured.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:40:00 No.131634273 Report

Quoted By:

>>131634076
>mom comes home
>says there is a dream cast at a yard sale with 4 controllers and 4 memory cards and bunch of games for $60 and asks me if i want it
>say yes and give her the money for it
>she goes and gets it
>brings it home
>hook it up
>YEA YEA YEA YEA YEA
>friend rings door bell
>he comes it
>as we were walking to game area he says that someone was selling a dreamcast at a yard sale and he was going to get it but someone else got it first
>get to game area
>sees paused crazy taxi
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:40:00 No.131634286 Report

Quoted By:

>>131633985
holy fuck
>scarredforlife.png

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:40:00 No.131634290 Report

Quoted By:

>>131633920
Could try. We don't really have yearbooks in primary school, I dunno if they do that in American grade schools. But it should be possible to at least get a last name which would help.

I remember using a site over here as well a number of years back, which you use to meet up with old school friends, but she wasn't on there either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:41:00 No.131634313 Report

Quoted By:

>>131626841
This. But now that im at Uni, people just leave me alone so all is good now.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:41:00 No.131634349 Report

Quoted By: >>131634440 >>131634580 >>131634615 >>131634708

Not a sleepover story but its got to do with asshole friends.
>Have original hueg gameboy.
>my brother has one to
>he gets a gameboy pocket
>he decides to take his old gameboy to school
>comes home
>cant find it in his bag
>turns out it got stolen
>i decide to play some gameboy later
>cant find my gameboy
>turns out he took my gameboy and it got stolen
>mfw my parents made him give me his gameboy pocket

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:43:00 No.131634436 Report

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>>131626783
>start playing an online game with a friend
>playing for a couple of hours
>get really into it, feel like doing a marathon
>"let's take a break and do something else for a while, we'll continue later"
>due to a series of events you don't see him online for the next two days

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:44:00 No.131634440 Report

Quoted By: >>131634615

>>131634349
my brothers pokemon silver fucking disappeared one time never found out what happened to it

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:44:00 No.131634453 Report

Quoted By: >>131634515

>Have a bro for a cousin we are the same age
>Always go over to his house
>His older brother always scared us
>Played vidya all day long
>Went outside on occasion
>Practically live there the Summer after my parents got divorced
>My face when creepy shit like discs getting spewed out of his PC
>My face when we swore we heard gun shots
>My face when that one couch that folded into a bed that had a crack we could fit in and we would hide in it when my aunt and uncle came to check on us.

I miss my childhood

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:45:00 No.131634509 Report

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>hippy friend spent the night at my house
>he used to lurk
>this is back when we were in out /b/ phases
>spent all night blocking off rooms in habbo and being called niggers
>in the event that he wanted to play vidya, he would refuse to play anything that wasn't on the wii
>fall asleep
>apparently he fell asleep right next to me
>he wrapped his arms around me in my sleep
>my parents faces when they walked down in the morning

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:45:00 No.131634515 Report

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>>131634453
>being able to hide in shit
i fucking miss being small

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:45:00 No.131634518 Report

Quoted By: >>131634567 >>131634749 >>131634879

>Be a girl (inb4 hur durr gam3r gurrl)
>All sleepovers growing up always consist of doing eachother's hair and talking about cute boys
>No vidya
>Would watch my friends' brothers play video games while my friends painted their nails

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:46:00 No.131634528 Report

Quoted By: >>131634640 >>131634995

>at friends place with three others
>grab all kinds of basketballs/ medicine balls
>go into hallway
>close both doors
>turn lights off
>bash the living shit out of each other, throwing medicine balls and trying to kick each other in the face.
good times

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:47:00 No.131634567 Report

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>>131634518
wowitsfuckingnothing.jpg

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:47:00 No.131634580 Report

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>>131634349

Not that related but

>borrow pokemon yellow from a neighbour
>he didn't mind us using his save file
>didn't save before moltres
>didn't catch it
>finished victory road
>saved
>realized what I had done
>hid the cartridge
>ended up having to find it and return it
>wonder if he ever found out what I did

I mean that kid turned into a dick, fairly sure he's practically homeless now, but still.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:47:00 No.131634615 Report

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>>131634349
>>131634440
My cousin took my gameboy and pokemon crystal once. My aunt came around to return it the next day and all was good.

Then about a week later she came around and said she'd found my Pokemon Crystal game which I had lost the other week and handed me a cartridge.

Went back to my room confused and sure enough, my Crystal was still in my gameboy.

No idea where that second crystal came from. They probably stole it from a friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:48:00 No.131634640 Report

Quoted By: >>131635130

>>131634528
>cousing visits
>go to playground when it got dark
>have rock right
>literally chucking hand fulls of rocks at each other as hard as we could
>on swings
>swing until as high as possible
>loosen shoe and let it fucking fly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:49:00 No.131634708 Report

Quoted By: >>131634772

>>131634349
>Friend comes to my house claiming that I stole his gameboy.
>I never touched it, but he believes that I stole it
>Screams in my face that there will be serious consequences if I don't give it back

It was in his backyard the whole time. His older sister ran it over with a lawn mower, and it lied in the rain for weeks. He never apologized.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:50:00 No.131634749 Report

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>>131634518
>Not playing vidya with the brother
>Not giving the brother his first sexual experience

What a shit guest you are.

>My face when my friends sister was actually my first girlfriend
>My face when we are married now.

Piracy !!VZNx34SOr5M

Piracy !!VZNx34SOr5M Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:50:00 No.131634771 Report

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>Friend who lives in my street use to sleep over now an then
>Arm ourselves to the teeth with sweet and coke and various other shit
>Stay up all night on his PS1 he use to being around playing CTR

Good times

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:50:00 No.131634772 Report

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>>131634708
>Screams in my face that there will be serious consequences

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:53:00 No.131634879 Report

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>>131634518
You contributed nothing

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:55:00 No.131634995 Report

Quoted By: >>131635246 >>131635535

>>131634528
>Having pillowfight
>Nobody wants to admit defeat
>Pillow swings get harder and harder
>One of your friends smacks you dead in the face incredibly hard
>Mirth gives way to rage
>Wind pillow up and give back as hard as you got
>Pillows are slowly crushing up into little morning stars at the end of an otherwise loose pillowcase
>Unleashing furious barrages of pillow swings directly at their head
>Shielding your face when he tries to pound you into submission and also making good use of this time to wipe tears from your eyes
>His energy runs low and you give him one good slap upside the face with your pillow
>He sits down hard on his mattress and starts sniffling
>Wonder if you've gone too far
>He suddenly lashes out and catches you in the eye with the corner of his pillow case
>Fall over onto his dresser
>Parents come in and ask if you're okay
>"Sorry, I ...tripped over"
>Both spend the next 30 minutes or so sulking in distant corners

It makes me laugh so hard thinking back on it now. This is probably some kind of rite into friendship. You can't be real friends unless you've slapped each other red in the face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:57:00 No.131635050 Report

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>>131627789

Oh god.. that is so fucking awkward.

I dont even know you and I felt awkward for you.

Most likely a made up story though

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:58:00 No.131635130 Report

Quoted By: >>131635351 >>131635467

>>131634640
>loosen shoe and let it fucking fly
Me and my friends played kick shoe all the fucking time.

Still the best sleep over ive ever had is
>At cousins house
>her older brother is a CS1.6 god in my eyes.
>watch him play for hours
>its his younger sisters birthday and she has 2 friends over
>they get out water guns
>we have a water fight inside the house
>first time ive ever done it inside the house
>having the fucking time of my life
>they are sneaking up stairs
>im crouched down in a vantage point
>i get bored and stand up to talk to my male cousin
>i turn around to see them taking aim
>i move out of the way and all their shots hit the computer
>hits the side of the case and nothing bad happens
>too young to realise the pc is fine
>start getting really scared
>He stands up and screams THATS IT
>goes to his room
>gets on his floor
>reaches under his bed
>grunts
>pulls out the largest fucking super soaker i have ever seen
>fills it with water
>pumps it up like crazy
>we go back to his room
>we hide the guns in easy to reach places
>we call the girls back up to apologize for hitting his pc
>i stand in the doorway behind them
>we both pull out our guns
>proceed to shoot them for a few minutes
>my cousins first shot hits his sister in the eye
>after we got our revenge we all dry off with towels
>she has a black eye
Seriously. That fucking gun still works 10 years later and still kicks so much ass, and i fucking love my male cousin. More of a bro then anyone of my friends

1/2

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 16:59:00 No.131635187 Report

Quoted By: >>131635226 >>131635329

>sleepover
>10PM
>time for some muh fuggin hide and seek in the dark yo'
>find awesome hiding spot on top of wardrobe
>seeker comes into room
>for some reason i start giggling
>seeker hears, starts groping around for me
>can't stop giggling
>homes in on wardrobe
>starts pulling out clothes
>giggling turns into full blown laughter
>starts grabbing up top of wardrobe trying to get me
>i shimmy right to the back against the wall so he cant get me
>he grabs front of wardrobe and tries pulling himself up
>wardrobe topples forwards on top of him and i fall on top of wardrobe as well
>his legs is broken somehow
>wardrobe is totalled also
>we all get banned from paying hide and seek indoors from that point forward.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:00:00 No.131635226 Report

Quoted By: >>131635263

>>131635187
part 2:

later on that year:
>sleeping over at other friend's house
>everyone in their PJs
>his sister is having a sleepover also
>decide to play hide and seek in the dark
>girls decide that they have to play also
>reluctantly let them play too
>wardrobes are always the best places so i hide on top of one again
>friend's sister spots me
>asks me to pull her up with me
>manage to get her up
>not much room have to enter a spooning position
>like this for 15mins
>hear other people getting caught throughout the house
>suddenly i realize my dick is pressed up against her butt cheeks
>start praying that i dont get a boner
>i get a boner
>'anon is that your...?'
>'....yes.'
>sit in silence
>we know we've pretty much won by now and any moment everyone's going to come in, find us a tell us we won so we don't move
>dick isn't going down, hard as a rock
>her butt feels so nice
>she starts giggling
>as she giggles her body shakes
>oh god please don't do this
>start giggling also
>this only worsens the problem
>'why haven't they found us yet?'

cont.

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Piracy !!VZNx34SOr5M Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:00:00 No.131635246 Report

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>>131634995
You've just reminded me

>Friend and I use to get to strawberry liquorice laces
>Start fighting with them shirtless
>They REALLY fucking hurt when you get hit with them
>Finally stop
>Our backs are red raw
>Look like we've been whipped like jesus
>Mum and dad see them
>Think that we are doing some kind of weird sexual shit
>Never buy me those laces again

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:01:00 No.131635263 Report

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>>131635226
final:

>'i dunno, let's stay here till we've won.'
>she starts pushing her butt against me
>'uuh what are you doing?'
>'does it feel good'
>'i guess'
>she carries on
>'umm i feel kinda funny'
>'should i stop'
>'i feel really funny'
>i cum
>she stops
>silence
>'did you pee on me?'
>'no, i don't think so...'
>we both get down
>'UGH, anon, you DID pee on me!'
>'i didn't mean to, and i don't think it's pee'
>'whatever it's horrible'
>we go downstairs to see why no-one found us
>everyone is playing the vidya
>no-one even noticed we'd gone, they just stopped playing hide and seek and decide to pay videogames instead
>tell her brother what happened later on
>he couldn't explain what happened either
>only found out until a year later during sex ed at which point we just looked at each other during class and burst out laughing
>it became a standing joke after that, that i humped his sister and thought i peed on her

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:02:00 No.131635329 Report

Quoted By: >>131635654

>>131635187
Oh shit son. It's incredible how I'm the only one in my family who hasn't broken a bone

>Racing scooters and bikes down the hill of our cul-de-sac
>Friend and I are boosting down the road
>His sister is scared about cars coming up the road and is going down the footpath
>A car pulls out of their driveway
>She slams full force into the side of it on her scooter and does a flip over their bonnet
>Broke her wrist

So glad it wasn't any worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:02:00 No.131635351 Report

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>>131635130
>want water guns
>mom buys us them
>we squirt people
>mom takes them away 10 minutes later

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:04:00 No.131635467 Report

Quoted By: >>131635661 >>131635706

>>131635130
>later that night
>over hear the girls in my female cousins room talking about me and one of them thinks im cute
>male cousin hears it
>we all go down stairs to watch a movie
>he aranges seating order
>he gets the lazy boy
>my cousin and her friend sit in one couch
>i sit with my other cousins friend who thought i was cute
>watching a scary movie
>feel her hand touch my leg
>suddenly somthing happens on screen while im to frozen with nerves to see it
>her hand flies back and hits me in the dick
>she says sorry and puts her hand on my dick.
>she realises her hand is on my dick
>instantly stands up and moves to the other couch.
>im sitting there frozen solid with the largest boner ive ever had
>takes me a good 10 minutes to snap out of it
>look around
>the movie is over
>they are all yawning and getting ready for sleep
>me and my cousin go back up stairs
>we start playing cs against bots because im still shit at it.
>tell him what happened
>he turns around and says congratulations on your first handjob and gives me a highfive.
>i play cs better then i ever have.
>in bed at 3am
>lying there wide awake
>remember what happened
>dick becomes hard
>discover masturbation

next day
>eating brunch
>make eye contact with her
>we both blush and look away
>never even knew her name or ever talked to her again.
>my face the whole month after that.
Still. I thank my cousin for my skill in CS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:04:00 No.131635474 Report

Quoted By: >>131635656 >>131635752

>>131635310
It's funny how silent it always gets. Nobody wants to admit it's going too far. Nobody wants to offend the other by asking if they're okay. You just wail on each other in near total silence until something gets out of hand or you both run out of energy.

>Arms clash because the pillows are so loose now
>Things almost come to fisticuffs

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:05:00 No.131635508 Report

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>>131630770
>That feel when you've blocked most of from when you first entered school, all through primary years 1-7 and most of 8 and 9
>The few memories you can't block make you realise why you can't remember anything and glad you can't

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:05:00 No.131635524 Report

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>having sleepover
>if stay for longer than one day, eventually start getting annoyed at each other
>end up having a fight, hit each other, sulk. repeat a few times.
>hours later its all good.
also:
>at friends house with two others
>me and one guy get pissed at each other
>eventually have a full blown fight
>he throws a pen at my face, hits me JUST beside eye, leaves small scar
>grab him, throw into wall
>break his gold necklace
>he sulks, "im calling my mum"
>2 hours later best buds

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:06:00 No.131635535 Report

Quoted By: >>131635624

>>131634995

Can relate.

Me and many of the friends I've had beat the shit out of each other at least once due to inner rage or some shit.

Most of us become best friends.

Also deleted my last post because I said at least twice and can't stand to not correct myself.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:06:00 No.131635563 Report

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Fuck you guys, this has been great

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:07:00 No.131635572 Report

Quoted By: >>131635624 >>131635740 >>131635752

>>131635459
2nded
>me and fried got into scuffle and i ended up leaving room
>friend starts watching movie
>interested
>peek in at movie
>you coming in anon?
>i guess
>bros for life after

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:07:00 No.131635624 Report

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>>131635572
was meant for
>>131635535

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:08:00 No.131635654 Report

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>>131635329
haha reminds me:

>hanging out with buddy
>riding bike down this steep road with like a grassy bit at the bottom
>concrete bollards separate green from road
>wet road (you know where this is going)
>friend comes speeding down road
>doing 30mph easily
>slams brakes on near bottom of hill
>bike goes crazy and throws him off
>slides onto green and goes head first into a bollard
>huge fucking gash on his head
>out cold
>ambulance comes
>severe concussion
>has to have head glued back together
>week in hospital
>laugh about it afterwards

That is the most fucked up i have ever seen a person.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:08:00 No.131635656 Report

Quoted By: >>131635886

>>131635474

The worst part is that when I couldn't stand losing when wrestling with a friend or pillowfighting. I had to keep myself going or else I'd feel like a loser and embarrassed.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:08:00 No.131635661 Report

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>>131635467
also at this stage i was 13 and she was 12

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:09:00 No.131635706 Report

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>>131635467
>Learn to masturbate
>Get good at CS

Sounds about right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:09:00 No.131635721 Report

Quoted By: >>131636229 >>131636460 >>131636669

>>131633221

Well actually I did have sleep overs a few times.. they were always with these assholes that pretended to be my friends just so they could give me shit all night.. you know that kid that people bring over so everyone else gives him shit, being the butt of jokes? Yeah.. that was me those few times I had sleepovers. And I couldn't do anything but awkwardly laugh with them as they insult me and make jokes about me.

No wonder I didn't remember any sleepovers until now. I blocked that shit out.

Fuck those guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:10:00 No.131635740 Report

Quoted By: >>131636026 >>131636107

>>131635572
>horsing around with friend
>piss him off for some reason
>punches me in the chest
>winded like a motherfucker
>he thinks he's killed me or some shit and starts crying and screaming for help
>get breath back and laugh at him for hours afterwards

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:10:00 No.131635752 Report

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>>131635474
>>131635572

Deleted my post twice before because I'm a fucking OCD retard. Sorry.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:10:00 No.131635776 Report

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Oh man the shit you used to do as kids.

Once when we were sleeping over we discovered that said friend wore pajamas to bed. Which, for some reason, bro 2 and I found hilarious. When he was asleep we pulled all his clothes out of his drawers and put them in the freezer.

He was fucking livid the next day, but was able to laugh about it once he had some proper warm clothes to change into.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:12:00 No.131635886 Report

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>>131635656
We all did man. Especially at that age, you know it would come back up later.

>"Hey remember that time I kicked your ass?"

NO.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:13:00 No.131635921 Report

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Just realized I've been in this thread for 3 hours and it's 4:11am.

/v/ros for life guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:13:00 No.131635953 Report

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>friend gets yelled at by his mother
>laugh like hell because i think theyre just joking around
>WHATS SO FUNNY
that was awkward as shit but i guarantee they wouldve fooled you too

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:14:00 No.131636026 Report

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>>131635740
>Stay the night at cousins house
>Same age
>He pisses me off big time
>He goes into that gay defensive on your back position
>Starts kicking me in the face
>I start Just wailing on his face with my fists while taking full power kicks
>End up knocking him out
>We were only 12
>Bro's for life

He never has tried to fight me again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:16:00 No.131636107 Report

Quoted By: >>131636197 >>131636564

>>131635740
>Get too rough
>Throw your friend into the bunk beds or some shit
>He starts crying
>Strikes the fear of parents into you
>I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, HEY WANT TO PLAY SOME POKEMON ON MY GAMEBOY? HAHA!

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:16:00 No.131636127 Report

Quoted By: >>131636253

>>131633476

>You're getting teabagged for real

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:18:00 No.131636197 Report

Quoted By:

>>131636107
>friend always punches me in the arm and puts me in headlocks
>walking somewhere
>attempts headlock
>reverse him and leg sweep him
>never laid a hand on me ever again
>bros for life

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:18:00 No.131636216 Report

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>sleepover at friends house
>he is fully encased in sack for some reason
>not a sleeping bag
>a sack
>kick what I think are his feet
>it was his head
>blood nose
>apologise
>it's all cool

I'm sorry Rhys (fuck, I know that isn't how you spell it, but in my defense you're name is spelled oddly). And also, sorry for telling you not to qoute Futurama immediately after the line, that was totally hypocritical of me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:18:00 No.131636229 Report

Quoted By: >>131636410 >>131636912

>>131635721
You're joking right?
I don't think we ever had an acquaintance like that. There might have been the kid you didn't really like but tolerated because you felt bad for him, but there was never someone you invited around just to shit on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:18:00 No.131636253 Report

Quoted By:

>>131636127

Stop getting a boner faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:19:00 No.131636263 Report

Quoted By: >>131637409

>regular LAN parties at rich friend's gigantic house
>every single time we're there, someone from his family comes in and makes us do something ridiculous
>the first time, we had to help his brother put together a wardrobe
>the second time, we have to rake the garden
>the third time, I shit you not, we have to sing in his mother's choir because they don't have any men.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:21:00 No.131636382 Report

Quoted By: >>131636493 >>131636569

>sleeping over at a friend's house
>have to take a piss
>open bathroom door
>see and smell his dad taking a shit
why couldn't he lock the fucking door

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:21:00 No.131636410 Report

Quoted By: >>131636625

>>131636229
>My face when I was that kid
>My face when I was actually a dick
>My face when I fixed it by being nice, standing up for them, proving my might.
>My face when by the end I became the "leader" of the group.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:22:00 No.131636460 Report

Quoted By:

>>131635721
i didnt think you were a real person, butters

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:23:00 No.131636476 Report

Quoted By:

>Be 21
>Get invited to a LAN by a friend at his other friend's place
>Good times had etc
>Just me and my bro awake at 6 in the morning or something
>Start reminiscing about old parties and sleepovers
>I say, "Hey remember that kid that would always just hang around and wasn't really your friend but you felt bad for them?"
>He starts gesturing wildly at the bedroom door where his other friend is sleeping
>The guy whose house we're all currently sitting in
>Cannot contain laughter

High school never ends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:23:00 No.131636493 Report

Quoted By: >>131636581

>>131636382
Why could you not fucking knock you scum? My house does not even have a fucking lock on the bathroom door.

Knocking when the door is closed is a fucking common courtesy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:24:00 No.131636528 Report

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>>131632828

Texas Brofist. Couldn't stop those 90 degree Texas nights.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:25:00 No.131636564 Report

Quoted By: >>131636641

>>131636107
>13
>hanging out with friends
>shooting each other with airsoft
>have mp5 thing
>empty it out on a friend
>think it wouldbe cool to scare this little kid who's hanging around us
>put gun against his forehead and pull trigger
>there's always one bb left
>leave nasty red welt on his forehead
>he cries and runs home
>his dad comes out
>takes all the guns off us and says he's gonna tell our parents
>shit ourselves, start crying, begging him not to
>says we should come back in a few hour and he'll give them to us
>come back later
>gives us them back
>no bbs left in the mags
>he asks us where he can get one
>tell him
>next week he joins in with his own gun and owns our asses

dude was a bro, so was his kid who was pretty cool despite me shooting him in the head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:25:00 No.131636569 Report

Quoted By: >>131636890

>>131636382
>My mother always walking around in a fucking towel and not closing the door when she's in the bathroom

Shit was embarrassing as fuck

I'm sure most of my friends just felt awkward, but considering how young my mother is (She was 19 when I was born) I'm sure some of them were glad for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:25:00 No.131636581 Report

Quoted By: >>131636689

>>131636493
maybe where you live. here in country-that-has-locks, you lock the door

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:25:00 No.131636593 Report

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>>131631375

Oh god this happened to me multiple times at camp/outdoorschool.

Goddamn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:26:00 No.131636625 Report

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>>131636410
Actually the friend we had like that was in the cadets and ended up being a real fucking bro later in life. He's probably the most successful of any of us. Was already working a salary trade when we were trying to pull our shit together in college.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:26:00 No.131636641 Report

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>>131636564
>that fucking dad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:27:00 No.131636663 Report

Quoted By: >>131636759 >>131637082 >>131637305

>be at family friends house
>be inbetween 6-7
>we are so close with the youngest brother and sister that we take turns on Fridays and Saturdays. sleeping over each others houses
>watch my brother and other guy play ledgend of dragoon all night.
>they grind up to dragoon level 3 with rose and dart before they even get lavits' dragoon stone.
>at their house one night the younger sister who was about 13 sleeps in a shirt and panties
>everyone is asleep but me
>her panties have gone to the side revealing her vagina
>never seen one before
>start poking it
>eventually get bored and go to sleep.

>different night
>sleeping in one of the older sisters rooms in the same bed
>we are both awake and im jumping on the bed
>shes sitting on top of the bed and says "i think its time to go to sleep"
>we are in bed under covers
>i give her a hug goodnight
>she pulls me in close and kisses my forehead
>my face is right at her tits
>lay like that for a few minutes
>shes asleep
>one of her nipples is poking out
>begin to touch it
>she wasnt actually asleep
>she tells me that you shouldnt touch people there unless they tell you that its okay
>ask her if i can
>she says only for a little bit more
>she lies on her back and i play with her boobs
>see her put her hands below the blanket
>she starts moving them back and forwards
>starts moaning
>i ask her what shes doing
>she lifts up the blanket and lets me watch her masturbate
>she finishes after a few minutes then we go to sleep
>have no idea what i saw
>the next morning she tells me not to tell anyone what happened
>remember it years later.
>masturbate furiously to the thought

I love having a photographic memory

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:27:00 No.131636669 Report

Quoted By: >>131636912

>>131635721
>>131635721

I think I know you, but I won't say any names.

Also you're a faget.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:27:00 No.131636689 Report

Quoted By: >>131636791 >>131637053

>>131636581
EXPLAIN TO ME

WHY WOULD THE FUCKING DOOR BE CLOSED IF NO ONE WAS IN THERE?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:28:00 No.131636721 Report

Quoted By: >>131636759 >>131636830 >>131636841

>like 13
>looking a porn flash games on newgrounds at like 2am

Please tell me I wasn't the only one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:28:00 No.131636759 Report

Quoted By: >>131636915

>>131636663
god damnit bonner
>>131636721
no you are not

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:29:00 No.131636791 Report

Quoted By: >>131636870

>>131636689
because normal people close the bathroom door so people who enter the house dont immediately face the toilet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:30:00 No.131636830 Report

Quoted By: >>131636915

>>131636721
>Not the buzzy pay-per view channels.
>My face when moans
>My face when the occasional discolored boob

I did do the newground game thing too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:30:00 No.131636841 Report

Quoted By: >>131636915

>>131636721
all the fucking time. i was so fucking young that it scarred me though. Doubt i would like /h/ if that have never happened.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:31:00 No.131636870 Report

Quoted By:

>>131636791
>His bathroom is right in front of his front door.

Just admit it, you are a fucking retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:31:00 No.131636890 Report

Quoted By:

>>131636569
>poor friend
>has no games or consoles
>awesome mom however
>everytime we want a sleepover we go to his house
>epic snacks
>mom acts more like one of the guys rather than a mom
>awesomely good at vidya
>stays up late with us
>let us watch horror movies
>and best of all
>she'd walk around naked after having a shower

There is no way she didn't do it on purpose, but goddam. she was everyone in my group of friend's first fap easily. that poor kid had so many awesome times thanks to his mom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:31:00 No.131636912 Report

Quoted By: >>131637293

>>131636229

Well there was with me.. those guys just invited me to sleepovers so they can shit on me.
Fuck them.

>>131636669

Chances are you dont know me.. Those guys arent the kind of guys that would come to places like 4chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:31:00 No.131636915 Report

Quoted By:

>>131636841
>>131636830
>>131636759

For clarification, I did this with an older friend.

I thank him for my fetishes now, although he's kinda brony now..

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:32:00 No.131636974 Report

Quoted By: >>131637026 >>131637158

>Retarded (literally) friend lives down road
>He has a retarded sister
>Bros since birth
>His sister had a tendency to run around naked (up to like age 13)
>One day was dicking in old abandoned house (best childhood toy ever)
>she shits on the ground
>lol'd
>She then wipes it on wall and licks it
>dont go back to that house for a few months
>Play start to GTA 3 over and over because no memory card

Many great memories but that one haunts me the most....there was also a old immigrate house across the road we used to dick in

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:33:00 No.131637003 Report

Quoted By:

>friend comes over
>playing golden eye
>dad is on computer
>glance at screen
>he is watching porn
>why are you watching that?
>because i enjoy it
>disregard it and go back to goldeneye

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:33:00 No.131637026 Report

Quoted By:

>>131636974
oh god, my port and starboards!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:34:00 No.131637053 Report

Quoted By: >>131637154

>>131636689
Quite a few people do this actually.

I find it quite irritating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:35:00 No.131637074 Report

Quoted By: >>131637196 >>131637345 >>131637369

>605 posts

new thread tiem? i don't want the laughter to stop

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:35:00 No.131637082 Report

Quoted By:

>>131636663
Also i remembered when i walked into the bathroom without knocking and his mom was in the bath naked.
she was pretty damn sexy from what i remember. If i was as old as i am now i would have tried to fuck that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:36:00 No.131637154 Report

Quoted By: >>131637753

>>131637053
Even then I knock and if no one answers then I enter slowly. Some people just have no manners.

Hell I knock on every door I am about to enter besides my own.

>That person in your family that would knock briefly then just bust in without an answer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:36:00 No.131637158 Report

Quoted By:

>>131636974
Friend of mine had a sister with downs.
I mostly tried to ignore her. The only notable thing that happened was when a dog barked at her and made her flip her shit and I spent a good hour or so with my friend trying to calm her down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:37:00 No.131637196 Report

Quoted By: >>131637345

>>131637074

The threads always lose the magic bro..

Leave it for a week or so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:38:00 No.131637267 Report

Quoted By:

>lock door before jacking off
>little bro decides to tackle door open
>do the close porn and hide dick maneuver
>didnt have time to close video
>brother says ewww what are you looking at
>say damn viruses again
>oh
>leaves as quick as he came in

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:39:00 No.131637293 Report

Quoted By:

>>131636912

That's what every one thinks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:39:00 No.131637305 Report

Quoted By:

>>131636663
God damn, why can't I have one of those stories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:40:00 No.131637345 Report

Quoted By: >>131637523

>>131637196
>>131637074
next sunday at 4:00 am someone start a thread with same OP pic or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:40:00 No.131637369 Report

Quoted By:

>>131637074

>>131637351

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:41:00 No.131637409 Report

Quoted By:

>>131636263
His family is rich as fuck because they get shit done

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:41:00 No.131637410 Report

Quoted By: >>131637485

>Almost 2 am
>Have to get up at 6

Fuuuuuck /v/, why you always gotta be so interesting at the most irritating times.

Night bros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:42:00 No.131637485 Report

Quoted By:

>>131637410
>7:41 am
>work nights
got another couple of hours yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:42:00 No.131637523 Report

Quoted By: >>131637553

>>131637345
what timezone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:43:00 No.131637538 Report

Quoted By:

>5 years old
>at best friends house
>he goes to the toilet, hear him say "aw crap now i gotta go pee in the garden"
>me being 5 completely disregard the fact that he could go in the toilet
>open toilet door, his mum's sitting on it.
>go sit back down, awkward as fuck.
>continue playing battleships redfaced the entire time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:43:00 No.131637553 Report

Quoted By:

>>131637523
4chan time i guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:47:00 No.131637753 Report

Quoted By: >>131637874

>>131637154
>That person in your family that would knock briefly then just bust in without an answer

that irritates the FUCK out of me. Thats why I used to lock my door at my parents house.

Whats the point of knocking if you're going to enter anyways in 2 seconds?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:49:00 No.131637874 Report

Quoted By:

>>131637753
>Dad would always buy me porn mags
>Would apologise if he ever walked in on me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:54:00 No.131638131 Report

Quoted By: >>131638387

God dammit guys. Now I gotta go find some erotica where an innocent boy raped by his best friend's sister and mother.

The things you make me do, /v/...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:57:00 No.131638307 Report

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>>131627789
So you establish it is ok to joke about you being niggers and if he does it it's not ok because Nigger is your word. fuck you.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 17:58:00 No.131638387 Report

Quoted By: >>131638472

>>131638131
>Not finding an innocent story about how a boy falls in love with his friends sister.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 18:00:00 No.131638472 Report

Quoted By: >>131638537

>>131638387
great, another thing i have to find...

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 18:01:00 No.131638537 Report

Quoted By: >>131638601

>>131638472
Tell me if you have any luck, this is something I wish would have happened to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 18:02:00 No.131638601 Report

Quoted By: >>131638815

>>131638537
can't do it right now, i'm at work.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 18:06:00 No.131638815 Report

Quoted By: >>131639110

>>131638601
>Not finding your porn at work

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 18:12:00 No.131639110 Report

Quoted By:

>>131638815
I save it if I come across something worth saving. But I can't actually go out and find something specific.

Jesus christ, I have literally not done a single bit of work these past 4 days i've been here....

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2012 18:17:00 No.131639331 Report

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New thread? This is mighty entertaining.

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