>>131905043People with half a brain will get the pun immediately, the other 99.9% of you will get angry and disgusted.
Richard the Hedgehog is a vile abomination created by Doctor Robotnik to combat Sonic and his gay friends.
Richard came into existence when Robotnik was studying some of Sonic's DNA that he went out of his way to acquire, when he decided to fap. His primordial goo mixed in with Sonic's primordial goo. After a while the concoction mutated into Richard.
His powers include launching white goo at his enemy with extreme force, cock slappin' hoes, and generally being disgusting.
All of his attacks are VULGAR DISPLAY'S OF POWER.
