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!!nN1SL3OEumh No.132118474 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Five guys armed with fully automatic weapons and body armor are about to break into your house and kill you. Your bodyguard is the last vidya character you played as. How fucked are you?

Pic related, it's my guard, I think I'll be fine.