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There you are, sitting in your chair, when suddenly you door swings open. In walks Poison, quietly shutting the door behind her. She seductively approaches you, her eyes filled with lust and desire. When she finally reaches you, she leans in and presses her lips to your's. She begins making out with you, her tongue swirling around inside your mouth.

As she does this, her hand gravitates towards your crotch. She skillfully slips it inside your pants and begins to jerk you off. After several very enjoyable minutes, she removes her hand from your pants and her tongue from your mouth. She takes a step back.


And pulls out her penis.

Wat do?

Also, how was Street Fighter x Tekken?