You are a malnourished weakling prisoner. All you can remember is being trampled by the endless wave of legionaries invading your barbarian village. Now you are thousands of miles from the homeland, your family is likely raped and murdered since you got captured. You stare blankly through the wrought iron bars surrounded by other condemned bastards. The dull roar of Romans fills the hallway, their voices occasionally changing into a bloodthirsty chant. The guards point towards you but you can’t understand anything they’re saying. The five foreign prisoners who surround you reek of piss and shit. Some of them have blackened skin like you’ve never seen before. Somewhere the crowd explodes with cheering and the guards turn to unlock the cell door. One Roman yells and threatens you with a whip. You don’t know what he says but it’s clear he wants you to move out of the cell. The other prisoners shamefully follow you through a hallway to a gate.
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The sand beneath your bare feet vibrates with the sound of the boisterous crowd. You strain to look through the spaces in the gate seeing what looks to be a stage for executions. One sentry approaches with a handful of weapons while another unlocks shackles one by one. Dull Roman swords and wooden swords are mixed together in the pile. Momentarily you think about grabbing a gladius and attacking the legionaries. By time you try to reach for a weapon, the gate before you opens and the crowd screams in expectation. You are barely able to collect a wooden sword before the guards forcefully jab you into the arena. A person of importance rallies the crowd once more, possibly introducing you and your fellow slaves. Next the opposite gate opens and an armored warrior holding a Syrian crescent axe enters the arena. He raises his hands in assured victory, embraced by the crowd while you take a rotten vegetable to the face. Now you finally understand this is a deathmatch, six naked slaves against one executioner… Choose one of 7 options. (Chance of success) 1. Commence a raging battle shout and charge the armored warrior, aiming for an unlikely death-blow. (10%) 2. Charge the armored warrior, aiming to incapacitate him with your wooden sword. (25%) 3. Try to disarm the opponent somehow. This is unlikely but could be your only chance of survival. (11%) 4. Wait for another slave to attack first. (100%) 5. Try to make eye contact with another slave and attack the armored warrior at the same time. (50%) 6. Briefly attack a fellow slave and take his dull gladius. (90%) 7. Drop your wooden sword and fistfight the armored warrior. (20%) 8. Surrender your wooden sword and await your execution - cursing the Romans with your last breath. (100%)
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>>132978424 >fist fight better then wooden sword >LOL Anonymous
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You wait for the eagerest of the prisoners to attack, another barbarian like yourself of unknown origin. He was lucky enough to pick up a dull gladius. He makes a lumbering overhand strike which actually grazes the axe-wielding gladiatior. The enemy reacts by dropping his axe on the brave prisoner's foot. The slaves foot is completly severed from his body and he falls to the sand groaning in agony. The executioner laughs and begins to raise the axe for a fatal blow. Two more salves sieze the opportunity to attack with wooden and metal weapons. The executioner is forced to take a step back and defend himself. Choose one of 7 options. (Chance of success) 1. Commence a raging battle shout and charge the armored warrior, aiming for an unlikely death-blow. (35%) 2. Charge the armored warrior, aiming to incapacitate him with your wooden sword. (40%) 3. Try to disarm the opponent somehow. This is unlikely but could be your only chance of survival. (22%) 4. Try to assist the wounded prisoner by dragging him to safety. Then take his weapon. (80%) 5. Scramble for the the downed prisoner's weapon, and begin slashing the armored opponent with the other slaves. (95%) 6. Drop your wooden sword and try a high-reward takedown maneuver. (50%)
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4 We must help a potential friend.
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>>132979669 6.
No risks, no rewards.
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WE NEED A FUCKING GLADIATOR GAME
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>>132979994 Shadow of Rome
Fucking great game.
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>>132979930 >implying helping someone who might help you later on isn't a risk Anonymous !CYOAoBoYH6
At 80% Chance of success gamemaster rolled a 22/100. You waste no time in running to the fallen fighter. A raging battle is taking place right next to you. You grab the arms of the bleeding warrior and drag him with all your strength. A grievous axe blow lands in the sand, just barely missing your ally's head. You place him in the safer position, behind you and the other slaves. There is a look of disbelief in his weary eyes as you pick up his dull sword and target the enemy. You turn just in time to see the executioner bury his sharpened axe in the chest of a naked dark-skin. The gladiator has taken some scratches to the chest and arms, he doesn't bother retrieving his axe and proceeds to stomp the remaining combatant. The other two fully healthy slaves are shocked, but trying to cover the wounded guy behind you at least. Choose one of 6 options. (Chance of success) 1. Attack the armored enemy using piercing thrusts. Aim for the chest and belly which has less armor. (50%) 2. Hit the enemy in any way possible, grazing blows are effective if they land in the facial area. (67%) 3. Run for the sharpened Syrian crescent axe, pull it out of the dead body hopefully before the gladiator notices... (64%) 4. Help the next prisoner who's currently being stomped. Attack the gladiator before he reaches for his backup weapon. (80%) 5. Rally the two pussy slaves to join the fight while you make a balanced attack. (100%) 6. Drop your metal sword and try a high-reward takedown maneuver. (33%)
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4 Might want to switch the good ones around so we don't pick 4 everytime.
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2 I'M GOING IN FOR THE KILL
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They're all good ones.
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>>132981053 6
>inb4 full nelson and another slave takes the shot Anonymous
>>132981053 5
That way it's a 3 to 1 fight and you yourself have a sword, even though it's a little dull.
Anonymous
grab fistfull of sand, throw in nigger gladiators face, then proceed to stab his face.
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>>132981782 >3 ON 1 is what I meant to say
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>>132981053 why can't you convince the pussy slaves to attack and then save the downed guy?
anyway, 4. he's taken an axe, so he'll probably die anyway, but it's worth a try.
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>>132981053 5, pick 5. We can DO THIS!
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You take steps towards the fight and one of the healthy slaves finds courage to follow with his wooden sword raised. The gladiator kneels on the chest of the kicked slave and reaches for his dagger. You feel a burst of speed, the crowd gasps in horror as your dropkick the fully armored enemy into the sand. The disoriented slave thrashes like he's still being beaten up but finally comes to his senses. You quickly get up while the gladiator fumbles with his awkwardly weighted armor. Multiple overhead strikes are landing with increasing devastation but the gladiator seems unphased. He rolls over to grab his crescent axe and parries your best attack yet. Finally you realize the rest of the slaves are closing in on the executioner with you. Choose one of 6 options. (Chance of success) 1. While the gladiator gets up, stab him in the thigh to keep him down. (71%) 2. Hit the enemy in any way possible, grazing blows are effective if they land in the facial area. (75%) 3. Pull the dagger out of the enemy's sheath since your in such close quarters. Stab him quickly. Then quickly again and again. (66%) 4. Don't even worry about personal safety. Sever the trained warriors head if possible. (26%) 5. Wait for the other slaves to pick up the slack. (100%) 6. Drop your metal sword and grab onto the gladiator's axe, ripping it from his grasp. (42%)
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>>132982765 3 is best. Stab that fucker!
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>>132982765 Hm... interesting toss up between 1, 2 and 5.
Succeeding at 1 could win the fight but there's still quite a bit of risk involved.
Succeeding at 2 could soften him up, and the odds are slightly better than 1.
5 means you have the three person advantage again but the gladiator will probably recover in that time.
I go with 5.
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>>132982765 3 son. Kill that fucker with his own weapon is like being told your dick is small.
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>>132982765 >>132982765 1. is pretty safe and has good impact.
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Grab his axe and mothafucka better not try and stop me, cuz they will see that I can't be stopped cuz imma cock my glock and pop till they all drop Dre.png
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>>132984728 >glock So you have experience handling explosives?
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>>132984794 Who let you out of /k/
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OP is writing, let's have faith
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Let's go Sup Consul on this gladiators ass
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEXV2-BqaBk&feature=player_detailpage#t=6s Gladius is an Tactical RPG made in 2003 set in the days of the Gladiator. You play can play as Ursula or his brother and go from place to place competing in tournaments with fellow gladiators, animals, and mythical beasts. All of which can be recruited to your team eventually. Gameplay is turned based, similar to Fire Emblem or shining force, but combat has timing minigames like Paper Mario or Lost Odyssey. The game, although turn based is quite fast paced with no fight lasting longer than 5 minutes.
I really enjoyed this game and if you haven't played it I suggest you do.
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9.strip naked and kite I must entertain
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>>132985924 WATCH ME DANCE, WATCH ME DANCE!
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At 66% chance of success gamemaster rolled a 26/100 The trained gladiator is below you suffering. The first thing you can think of is grabbing the clearly visible dagger and stabbing the armored enemy with his own weapon. It all happens so fast, you don’t know for sure but it looks like one slave just landed a brutal blow with a wooden sword. Good for him. The twisted dagger comes free, it is made of sharpened antler which must hold some personal value to it’s owner. You are about to end this when the gladiator goes berserk. In a fit of rage after being busted in the head by another dark-skin and jacked for his lucky dagger… the killer instantly props himself up with his axe. But not before you stab him roughly, the audible scrape of antler on his rib-bones is gruesome. You have landed the best damage yet. Then you sneakily fade away, looking for the precise moment to strike again. The crowd cheers the wounded gladiator on, urging him to survive in spite of the stab wound you’ve caused. Another slave was caught within the killer’s frantic rage. He swings his axe violently, completely decapitating one of the completely untrained timid fighters. Blood splashes against everyone in the brawl, feeding the executioner’s lust for victory. He proceeds to cleave the next wooden sword raised in defense and another wielder collapses, instantly dead. The other slaves begin to panic, one drops his weapons and turns to flee, but upon seeing the locked gates and jeering fans everywhere he falls to his knees.
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Now you are directly behind the furious opponent, stepping silently towards him through the sticky bloody sand. Time stands still, Romans are frozen in shock trying to warn their hero of his impeding fate. You grip the greasy, scratched face of the enemy and expose his neck for the audience to view. The antler dagger is gripped so tightly in your hand that bindings have ripped. The horn pierces your victim’s throat, blood spays everywhere with the force of a thousand suns. The heartbeat of the gladiator swaying the embedded dagger with each pulse as lifeblood flows onto the sand. He drops his axe, as if he has come to accept his final moments. Soon enough he collapses face in the sand and you follow him down, making sure the deed is done. Roman royalty looks down from their perch, amused at the bloody spectacle while the crowd's disbelief slowly changes into wild cheering. Victory is yours.
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Gladius is a turn-based tactical strategy game. That is, your gladiators and your enemies each take turns moving and attacking in a grid-based arena. Gladius is very deep and can be complex if one does not take the time to learn how to really play it. I had this game for a month before I really discovered how great a game this is. I would reccomend the strategy guide as well, to help you spend your gladiator's earned Skill Points more effectively.
There is so much customization and character development - it is great! The gold you earn from battles is spent on better Weapons, Shields, Armor, Helmets, and Accessories. The graphics are very good, and the "paper doll" representation of your character looks great as you try on all the different equipment. Just like in Japanese RPG's, your character stats change colors, red or green, to indicate if the equipment will help or hinder your chance of success in the arena. You can also customize the color of your character's hair, skin color, armor, and clothes. They also have four different styles of outfits you can choose from for each character - you can make all your gladiators the same color (i.e. team colors) or just make them all individually completely different. It's really cool.
As you earn more Experience, your Level or stats goes up - Hit Points(HP), Defense(DEF), Power(PWR), Damage(DAM), Accuracy(ACC), Initiative(INI), Constitution(CON), and Move Rate(MOV). As these abilities go up, the better your gladiator will perform in the arena. Different equipment will also change these a bit. For instance, a certain sword might increase your DAM by 2, but reduce your DEF by 1 which might be good for your offensive-heavy Samnite, whereas your Archer might prefer a weapon that increases ACC but decreases MOV, or whatever. That's just two examples, but the customization is limitless.
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>>132987562 fuck, we badass now
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Your gladiators are divided into 5 classes - Light, Medium, Heavy, Support, and Arcane . Combat works on a paper-scissors-rock style. Light beats Heavy, Heavy beats Medium, Medium beats Light. Support and Arcane classes are best used from a distance (arrows and lightning bolts, obviously.) As you go up in Level, you also earn Skill Points. These are used to customize your fighters even more! Each character has dozens of different Skills to potentially learn, but you will never earn enough Skill Points to learn them all, so you must select few that complement the gladiator to your liking the most. Once again, I recommend the Gladius strategy guide to help you choose the best Skills for each Class - there are so many branches to develop your character, it can get daunting and hard-earned Skill Points unwisely spent. The Swing Meter is what keeps the combat from getting boring and static. Just like in golfing games, it's a meter at the bottom of the screen. You have a normal hit(yellow), critical hit(red), and miss zone(blue). It's not too terribly difficult to score critical hits on a semi-regular basis, but it makes you pay attention and be involved in how your fighters do in battle. Enemy A.I. is actually OK. During the fights where the object is something other than all-out combat, (i.e. Points Battle, Barrel Break, Defend the Statue, or King of the Hill) the computer will do some dumb things, but during true battle the computer will stomp you if you don't employ the right tactics and appropriate gladiators (luckily, you can preview who your opponents will be beforehand, so that you may assemble your team with the best advantage.) You are the leader of a gladitorial School, so you are able to recruit a large variety of fighters to choose from.
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>>132987562 >Roman royalty looks down from their perch, amused at the bloody spectacle while the crowd's disbelief slowly changes into wild cheering. >tfw Anonymous
This game is HUGE. It will take a long time to go all the way through it. You must travel with your School through 4 different lands and compete in numerous Leagues and Tournaments, with the ultimate goal of being able to take on the best Schools in the High Tournament in Caltha. Each land you travel through (Nordagh, Imperia, Windward Steppes, and Southern Expanse) all have an average of 3 to 7 towns. In each town, there are numerous Leagues and Tournaments to compete in.
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>>132987562 throw your hands in the motherfucking air and BASK IN YOUR GLORY
inb4 you're turned into a gladiator and forced to kill fellow slaves Anonymous
>>132987497 >>132987562 >Berserker ignoring the person who pissed him off the most Didn't think that through OP.
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>>132987939 >>132987782 do you know any similar games?
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>>132988242 >berserker paying any attention to anything when a berserker flips everyone backs the fuck up, they could barely tell friend from foe, let alone differentiate between their enemies
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>>132988429 I don't know any other games like this no, there should be because it's really fun.
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is that all? This was a triumph
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>>132988483 If this guy's rampaging everywhere and anywhere near him is a kill zone, sneaking up on him in an open field is highly unlikely.
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>>132988242 I don't think you fully understand what "beserk" means.
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I'm taking over for OP, since he obviously bailed. Expect more realistic combat from now on. As you bask in your glory, many Praetorian Guards enter the arena and corral you along with the other surviving prisoners to the center, where you are all held as one rather ornately-dressed Roman converses with his entourage. You see him occasionally smirking and making gestures toward you. At one point, you see him try to reenact the disarm-stab maneuver you pulled off earlier. He is obviously impressed. After some time, you and the other prisoners are herded back to your cell, handed rags to wear, and are fed fresh meat and given bowls of water, commodities that you have not met in a while. The meat is juicy, and the water feels soothing to your lips; refreshing after the brutal fight. You try to communicate with the other prisoners, and manage to work out basic gestures and grunts to symbolize various messages, such as "yes," "no," "Come here," "Look over there" and other basic messages. A few hours pass as the evening comes to a close. You all prepare to sleep, but you notice that a fellow prisoner is nursing a rather large scrape down the outside of his thigh. It isn't bleeding much, but the wound is beginning to swell and he grimaces every time it is touched. 1. Try and clean the wound with the rest of your water and wrap it. 2. Wrap the wound, but save the water, you'll need to keep your thirst quenched. 3. Go to sleep. He's a man, he'll get over it.
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>>132990543 be a moralfag and go all spartacus on him
use the water
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>>132990543 2, I've met my hero quota for the day.
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>>132990543 Clean the wound so he will be a future ally for you.
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>>132990543 1, but try not to use all your water
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>>132990543 For fights and shit do percentages like OP did.
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Wut... my fight scenes were flawlessly scripted It's easy to flank somebody in a 1 vs 4 fight.
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>>132991802 yeah but you also completely stopped posting
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>>132991802 We want you to put in the dedication Akira does for Katawa Yandere.
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Yeah well I can continue these threads daily if they don't get deleted. You're the only receptive board so far. Keep going though Featherweight, whatever you say is canon xD
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>>132992376 >xD And we were just starting to like you.
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>>132992376 Cool, thanks :) writing up the next part now.
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>>132992376 >>132992710 >emoticons on /v/ I'd be rustled if i didn't love text adventures so much. Keep it up.
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You use the rest of your remaining water to clean the wound, and wrap it with a spare rag. The other prisoner offers a thankful gesture and rolls over to sleep. You decide it would be a good idea to do the same, and you find a corner to yourself, lay down, and fall into a light slumber. You are awoken in the middle of the night by the sound of the cell door opening. Your eyes snap open, instantly awake, but you remain still, emanating an illusion of continued sleep. Two guards enter the room, and silently make their way around, searching amongst the remaining prisoners. 1. Lay awake and watch what they're doing (100%) 2. Dash for the door and attempt an escape (16%)
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1, wouldn't wanto to fuck up now.
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1. Our time shall come eventually.
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>>132991290 Fucking faggot.
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
You lay still, and observe the two guards They seem to be looking for a specific prisoner, closely inspecting the sleeping faces of each man. They begin at the opposite end of the cell, and make their way toward your end slowly, reviewing each prisoner carefully. 1. Wait and continue to watch (100%) 2. Try to sneak out of the door unnoticed (10%) 3. Wait until one comes close enough to you, and attempt to ambush/steal his weapon (40%)
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>>132994062 1.
Be a professional.
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1. Wait and observe, they probably want to give you proper armor and shit or maybe conscript you. This is out chance to become functioning members of society.
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1. I believe them to be looking for me as evidenced by the nobility's approval of my gladiatorial skills. Perhaps I am to be recruited into the army or some other honor.
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
You continue to lay still as the guards ever-so-slowly make their way to you. As the first one nears, you narrow your eyelids to a bare slit, as to appear closed. You can smell the guard's putrid breath as he quickly glances at your face, and waves the other one over, whispering "Est hic." You have no idea what it means, but the other guard walks over, and they attempt to shake you awake. You pretend to yawn and stretch, and they each grab an arm and drag you out of the cell, down a hallway. As the guards speak to each other in more latin, you take note of where you are being dragged. 1. Try to break free and make a break for it (60%) 2. See where you are being taken to. (100%)
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>>132995051 2 who do we think we are?
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2 I can easily fuck them up later if they prove to be a threat to me. I am Spartacus.
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>>132995051 2. We are being taken to someone who thinks we are useful, not to our death
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>>132995051 "Is this"
Why, that's not even-
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>>132995231 One guard asked if you were you, the other confirmed that you were, they shook you awake.
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
>>132995231 Google translated "This is him." mah bad.
You are placed in a separate cell, much cleaner and accompanied by a bale of hay in the middle of the floor. One of the guards mutters "Somnum. Vobis pugnabit cras." and shuts the door. You lay down and fall asleep once more.
The next day, you are shaken awake by a guard, and offered a loaf of bread and a bowl of water. You accept them, and chow down. By mid-day, two more guards appear at your cell, open the door, and grab you again. You are dragged to a gate leading to the Arena again, and are offered Leather greaves, pauldrons, vambraces, and chestguard, as well as a dull Gladius and a wooden shield. You don your armor, bear your weapon and shield, and enter the Arena.
(cont)
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>>132995772 >shield does that mean you are dueling somebody?
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>>132995772 continuedAs you walk into the Arena, a booing crowd greets you, obviously still dissatisfied with the outcome of yesterday's fight for survival. As you gape at the vast audience, you spot the same noble, watching you intently.
Another gladiator emerges from a gate on the opposite side of the Arena, about the same size as you. A thick scar stretches down the side of his head, leading to a missing ear. He thumps his chest and lets out a roar, to which the crowd responds with a vibrant cheer.
The gladiator wastes no time in beginning the fight, charging at you, sword raised in the air.
1. Lift your shield and try to block the hit (90%)
2. Wait for the charge and try to counter with a strike of your own (49%)
3. Try to jump out of the way, leaving him open to another strike (30%)
4. Charge forward at him, using your shield as a battering ram (80%)
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>>132996551 80%, lets go for a cc and roll into an insta kill, the crowd can go fuck itself
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>>132996551 The size of the crowd has adrenaline surging in our veins
I say we charge with the shield, but what is the enemy wielding? how is he armored?
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>>132996662 Same gear and armor as you.
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>>132996551 1, if you don't extend the fight you will be hated more by the crowd, make it a good fight then actually attempt to win.
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>>132996687 >>132996662 Sorry about the confusion, I'll be more detailed next time.
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1 I must amuse my potential patron and the crowd. Enough positive buzz and I may even gain an audience with the man.
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this is my fetish
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4, the crowd will think that is more exciting than blocking anyway
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>>132997382 Stab, time to play to the crowd
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With an 80%chance of success, Dungeon Master rolled a 71/100 (close, you lucky bastards.) You unleash a fierce war cry of your own and sprint forward, all of the frustration behind being captured and the loss of your family and livelihood boiling your blood and fueling your charge. This catches your adversary by surprise, blocking his strike and subsequently knocking the wind out of him. He drops his Gladius, but retains a firm grip on his own shield, which he prepares to block with. Now is your chance to counter! Adrenaline is pumping through your veins, and you lunge forward: 1. stab, compounding your forward momentum with the strike(70%) 2. Swipe quickly, potentially swinging your arm around the shield(60%) 3. Tackle the unarmed contender, and try to gain a better position for a killing blow. (80%)
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>>132997479 sorry, had to delete the first one because I messed up the chances. Your decision still counts.
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Ceremonial Sword Wooden Sword, Indian Sword, Bronze Blade , Egyptian Sickle-sword (Khopesh) Persian Sword Persian Sword (Scimitar) Greek Sword, Greek Sword (Falcata) Gaul Sword, Gaul Greatsword, Thracian Sword (Sica) Persian Spear, Hittite Axe Ceremonial Axe, Bronze Hand-axe Syrian Battle-axe (Crescent), Egyptian Axe, Egyptian Battle-axe (Crescent), Greek Battle-axe (Labrys) Hittite Spear, Roman Spear (Pilum) , Roman Spear (Javelin), Roman Short Spear (Hasta), Ceremonial Spear, Trident, Bronze Leaf Spear
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>>132997498 3
None of them are really appealing (I'd rather put on a spectacle) but, since 3 offers the best chance for success, I'm going with it.
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>>132997498 1
Does moderate damage and is fairly likely to succeed.
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>>132997498 >>132997498 Tackle him, he has no weapon
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>>132997498 3 Might as well make a good finisher.
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>>132992376 >You're the only receptive board so far. Surely /tg/ would love this shit. everytime I go there half the threads are games similar to this. Just integrate the rolling system and its good to go
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>>132997498 3
most likely to happen and plays to the crowd
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>>132997993 Depends on the content. I think /a/ had a Katawa Yandere writefag that was received well. Last I checked on that Emi went on a murdering rampage and killed Hanako and Hisao out of jealousy to bad end the poor folks at /a/.
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>>132998204 was it archived?
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With a 70%chance of success, Dungeon Master rolled 45/100. Success You shove your blade forward with anger. The gladius busts completely through the wooden shield. The extremely dull blade, however, glances off of the leather armor that your adversary wears on his chest, saving him from a severe wound. He swings the remains of his shield at you, catching you on the shoulder as you jump back. You have a sword and shield, and your opponent has only his hands and his armor. 1. Try to stab him again, with a more concentrated strike. (30% Pierce armor, then roll 70% mortal wound) 2. Slash at the unprotected areas of his body (Arms, neck, face, thighs) (60% chance to hit, then roll 20% chance for bleeding strike.) 3. Throw your weapon and shield aside, challenging to hand-to-hand combat. (100%, oshitwhatareyoudoing.jpg)
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>>132997498 >He dropped his weapon Oh yeah we're tackling this guy.
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>>132998465 3
MAN TO MAN
and hey, maybe if we fuck up, he/the crowd will give us another chance for sparing his life/making the fight more interesting
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OSHIT! I only went on first reply... From now on I'll wait a bit and it'll be majority. SRY GUISE
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>>132998465 god I want to say 3, but sense dictates I slash the fucker
2
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>>132998465 >>132998465 3, I dare you faggots to vote anything else.
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>>132998564 no problem, this turned out interesting
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>>132998465 3 -- give him a chance. if mercy is an option at the end of this fight, we gain an ally
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7 They are Pussehs I am Badass
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>>132998465 TIME TO DIE LIKE A MAN
3
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>>132998465 3
we are going to do this with a manly fucking brawl
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who is to say the opponent is honorable? he will just pick up your sword and run you through true mercy would be to kill him quickly 1
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THREE YOU FILTHY PIGFUCKERS
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>>132998254 It's pretty lengthy. There was a pastebin with them all but apparently it went down.
Unfortunately I'm too lazy to find you the beginning. Have fun sifting through everything to find part one, but here's a decent place to start.
http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/62342483/ Anyways
>>132998465 1. He's got no damn shield. This should be easy to clean up.
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>>132998873 thanks a bunch, I need to read about psycho Emi
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
>>132998667 >>132998674 >>132998662 >>132998640 >>132998639 >>132998612 >>132998552 Let's do this.
He takes a step back, anticipating another lunging strike, but you throw your shield and Gladius aside, nodding and raising your fists. The crowd goes wild, and from the corner of your eye, you see the noble smirking.
1. Swing at the man (30%)
2. Enter a standing clinch and work your way from there (50%)
3. Dash at him and go for a takedown (60%)
4. Wait for him to make the first move and try to counter it (50%)
Anonymous
>>132998873 Err, by "decent place to start" I meant that it'd be a decent place to start your search for the first part, not to jump into.
I'll stop posting nonsense now.
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>>132999049 HNNNNNNNG
MANO E MANO
MAN TO MAN
FUCK YES
THREE
Anonymous
>>132999049 Wait for him to start
>>132999098 yeah I got that, no problems
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>132999049 4.
I've opted for the spectacle now I guess I'll just play along. By Mars, what have I gotten myself into.
Anonymous
Fuck man, THE OP IS HOW OBLIVION SHOULD HAVE BEGUN There was even an arena and shit And instead you got a fucking tutorial in the GOD DAMN SEWERS How fucking original fuck
Anonymous
>>132999049 3
WE GONNA DO THIS
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4>i also like to live dangerouslt
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3 Go big or go home
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>>132999049 4
Live and die by the crowd.
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
>>132999152 >>132999189 >>132999202 >>132999254 With a 50% chance of success, Dungeon Master rolled 64/100. Failure.
You both circle each-other, locking eyes. Your adversary runs at you, raising his fist. You move to block the incoming strike, but it was a feint. He tackles you quickly, slamming you on the ground. You wrap your legs around his torso, with your arms free. (He's in your Guard, for you MMA/ Jiujitsu Fags.)
1. Push him away with your legs and try to get back up (80%)
2. throw punches from your current position (30%)
3. Try and gain a better position (30%, moves to 50% if Anon can correctly describe in text, how to move out from Guard on the bottom.)
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>>132999907 1.
Play it safe for now.
Anonymous
>>132999907 3
Thrust upward with your hips to unbalance him, then twist your body to flip him under you in one smooth motion.
Anonymous
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>>132999907 1, grappling is boring to watch
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>>132999907 1 mother fuckers
Anonymous
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I am enjoying this FW Bro, good work
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>>132999907 1
that said, we didn't have a single possibility which would've worked, so whatever, i regret nothing
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
>>133000084 is wrong. That's how to START escaping from a Mount, when you're on bottom. You've got him in your guard, there are many ways, but there's one called the Scissor sweep, where you grab the tricep and head of your opponent, post the opposite knee into your opponent's solarplexis and lift with your hips, and then sweep with the other leg, making your legs move in a scissor motion.Anyways, 1 is majority. With an 80% chance of success, Dungeon Master rolled 22/100. Success.
You quickly unwrap your legs and kick him away, scrambling to your feet. You are both standing up now, ready to fight again.
1. Swing at the man (30%)
2. Enter a standing clinch and work your way from there (50%)
3. Dash at him and go for a takedown (60%)
4. Wait for him to make the first move and try to counter it (You are now aware of his feints, and the chance increases.) (70%)
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>133000680 3.
Fuck waiting again. Initiate this time.
lapua !4GNDTEtfiY
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>>133000680 4 again
let's do this, if we end up down again i say we go for the takedown, but we still have a chance to make this fun
Anonymous
3 rip off your pants while your charging, the memories of your lost remind you that you havent given anyone a good dicking in a long time
Anonymous
>>133000680 3. Take that fucker down.
I've been thinking to myself all month about how great a gladiator game would be, and now this thread comes along. Fuck year.
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>>133000743 >>133000740 4, we know his tricks
3 would put us back into a clinch
Anonymous
>>133000680 3, let's finish this guy off quickly before we get any injuries
Anonymous
>>133000743 >>133000740 >>133000778 >>133000858 >>133000880 >>133000925 are you guys samefagging? seriously, the number of unanimious decisions is crazy
(also 4, 3 is for fags)
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4 Let him continue throwing himself at me. He will slip up, eventually and I shall crack his skull and nourish the dirt of the collosseum with his blood.
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
>>133000740 >>133000743 >>133000778 With a 60% chance of success, Dungeon Master rolled 32/100. Success.
As soon as you both regain your footing, You dash forward, grab your opponent by both of his legs, lift him up, and slam him in a Double-leg takedown. You are laying on top of him now, chest-to-chest, with you rotated sideways on him. (Side Control)
1. Posture up and start raining blows on his bitch ass. (90%)
2. Grab a limb and start cranking (Ankle-lock or Kimura, player choice)
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
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>>133001217 LIMB CRANK IS 60% SUCCESS
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>>133001217 1
At this point the crowd loves us too much to just let us die. Rain blows on him, looks cooler and extends the fight.
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>>133001217 start raining elbows to his temple
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http://members.adultdoorway.com/login jacksilver:chicken
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>133001101 I replied once for just this option, for the entire thread I've just been lurking as usual, but this is some good shit.
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>>133001101 1, breaking his arm wouldn't look as good and we have basicly won anyway.
Anonymous
>>133001217 you're an untrained slave
stop pulling off SICK MAD MARTIAL ART HOLDS
i don't even know what an ankle lock or kimura is, but we don't want to kill or cripple this dude if possible
1)
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>>133001217 1.
Kimura sounds painful.
Anonymous
>>133001217 1
Soften him up for the eventual limb crankage. This'll teach you to fucking feint at me, cocksucker.
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>>133001328 >implying we were never in fights during our barbarian childhood bitch please, it's how we gained social standing in our village
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>>133001314 remember you need to please the crowd man don't be a pussy!
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>133001217 1. Breaking one of his limbs will likely get him killed by the romans in charge of the arena, and he seems like a bro for not running for the dull gladius by now.
Anonymous
>>133001390 he's wearing the same armour and stuff as you. theres a fair chance he's in the exact same position as you, forced to fight for his life.
why would you break his limbs? if you can beat him without crippling him, it'll look more impressive as well as not being a massive dick move. you need all the allies you can get.
Anonymous
>>133001567 I think the point is to kill your enemy.
Anonymous
>>133001567 >Allies My only potential ally seems to be that Roman noble. What the hell is the use of a weak slave to me?
I...I have to hurt him. My life is tied to the pleasure of the crowd. The crowd wants spectacle. They want blood. The streets shall ring with cries of my exploits.
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
With a 90% chance of success, Dungeon Master rolled a 41/100. Success. You take the opportunity to climb on top of him (Mount) and you start to rain blows relentlessly. Your opponent Holds his arms up to his face in an attempt to shell up and sway out of the way, but he cannot avoid your hail of fists and elbows. Eventually, he stops moving, unconscious, blood pouring out of his nose, and a fresh cut on top of the previous scar. 1. Continue to pummel the man to death 2. Get up
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1 Dont forget where we are
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>>133001876 2.
Get up and look to the noble. He's the one who's approval we need at the moment.
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>>133001876 Get up, we must retain SOME honour
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
>>133001541 Funny thing is, I was going to have him pick up the gladius as one of the failure events. lol
Anonymous
>>133001761 the point is to defeat your enemy in a way which is exciting to the crowd
nobody wants to see a slave beating on a cripple until he dies
>>133001778 the roman noble will never help you. you're a slave, why would he?
>>133001876 2.
get up, make it clear you're done, lift your arms and celebrate.
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>>133001876 Get up
you need the approval of the crowd before you can kill in the arena
if they don't get to vote they will be pissed
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1 this fights gone on long enough
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>>133001876 1.
The slave will more likely than not be executed for his defeat anyway. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
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>>133001876 2, await crowd / noble reaction
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>>133001876 2 get up. you just knocked him unconcsious, theres no way he can win this. if he tries anything we can put him down but there's no need to kill him.
Anonymous
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2. stand up and let him live
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>>133001876 2. The noble is a possible ally at this point, and to would be best to let him decide.
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>>133001967 >the roman noble will never help you. you're a slave, why would he? He may gain great prestige by being the patron of Rome's most famous and skilled gladiator.
2.
Get up and ask permission of my betters - the crowd, the noble, mighty Caesar.
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
You stand up, and raise your fists in victory. The crowd begins to chant "Occidere! Occidere! Occidere!" You stand tall and look the noble in the eye. He raises his hand, with the thumb pointed down, signaling you to kill the man. 1. Pick up the gladius and thrust it into the man's throat 2. Curb stomp the man 3. Help him up (Displeasing to the crowd and the Noble)
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>133002203 actually, thumbs down meant they lived
but anyway, end it quickly
use the gladius
Anonymous
>>133002203 1.
Noble wants it.
Crowd wants it.
Etc.
Anonymous
>>133002203 1. Them people love blood, and it's quick and painless.
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>>133002203 god dammit.
3
if 3 doesnt get win, then 1, I guess. Try and finish it quickly.
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>>133002203 CURB STOMP MOTHERFUCKERR
Anonymous
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>>133002203 2
They want him dead. They want spectacle. What better way to enact their will than in the most gruesome and dramatic way possible?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>133002203 2
Curb stomp his face in.
Don't leave, theres a small chance he could get back up.
Anonymous
>>133002203 1
FUCK THAT GUY
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>133002203 1
"It was kawaii while it lasted~"
Anonymous
>>133002362 he's unconscious
no matter what you see in your movies, people don't get back into a fight after being knocked out.
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4. Pull him and and force the gladius down the base of the neck and down the spine. Instant and clean death. A warriors end.
Anonymous
>>133002272 I don't know doc.
The thumbs up- thumbs down thing was never clear to me. Pic related.
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HONORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCKING THREE
Anonymous
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>>132999240 sword of mana started like that, except you had to fight a big monster
Anonymous
>>133002501 thumbs down meant spare him, a closed fist with the thumb inside it meant death, iirc.
Anonymous
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>>133002584 that is also what I remember hearing/being taught
it doesn't matter in any case, we have to murder this man ;_;
Anonymous
>>133002435 Boxers slip in and out of consciousness all the time during fights.
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>>133002817 really?
huh.
well in any case this dudes not a boxer, he's just been floored and then had the shit punched out of him.
Anonymous
>>133002817 no they don't, the refs cannot let the fight continue if the guy is knocked out or even close to it
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
You nod at the noble, and slowly walk to the man's own Gladius, pick it up, and walk toward the man. You thrust the blade into his throat, and twist the blade for good measure. Standing again, the crowd releases thunderous applause, and you gain an approving look from the Noble. An exhilirating feeling flows through you; You have killed before, but never for sport! And the crowd... You feel empowered by their voice, as though you were the arm and blade of their will. You feel POWERFUL. Several Praetorian Guards emerge, and guide you back to another cell, spears at the ready. A nice change from being dragged everywhere. You are stripped of your armor, and are given a tunic to wear. You are rewarded for your victory with fresh meat, bread, and plenty of water. (cont.)
Anonymous
>>133002930 they continue to fight by muscle memory or some shit
i heard about it before
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>>133002986 feels good man
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>133003026 oh yeah, I have heard of that too
but really, it doesn't happen anymore, they are much more tightly regulated
but the old bare knuckle boxing from the early part of the century, the ones that went for 30+ rounds, yeah I could see it happening there
Anonymous
>>133002986 no
don't get into this mindset
the romans razed your village to the ground and probably slaughtered your family and friends, don't become their willing puppet. we want to survive then get the fuck out of this.
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>>133003212 agreed
WE SPARTACUS NOW
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>>133003196 actually, i think boxing was worse for you post-gloves
when people started using gloves, they punched people in the head much more because a) it was padded so they assumed it wouldn't do as much damage and b) it hurt a lot less, so more people got brain damage and shit
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mfw when i was reading this thread while just happening to be listening to the Gladiator film soundtrack.
Anonymous
>>133003212 It's easier to escape when people don't expect you to. The fighting experience will also help.
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>>133003450 exactly. we fight when we need to, but we don't start enjoying killing other slaves.
keep reminding yourself of what the romans have done to you, and that your opponents (at least at this stage) are likely in the same position as you.
once we're up agains glory hunters and professional gladiators we can lose the mercy; these people kill for sport and entertainment.
Anonymous
>>133003450 And a bit of glory aint too shabby either.
Where is GM?! Should someone else take over?
Anonymous
>>133003640 give him time, he's probably still writing/planning
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>>133003692 Im willing to take over if he disappears too, so don't worry.
Anonymous
I can really envisage this as a recurring thread, we could turn this into a long term story rivaling the tale of Spartacus shit like this is the best of /v/
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
>>133002986 This new cell is cleaner than the others, and a torch is placed outside the door, allowing for extra light. You enjoy your food and water, and settle down for a midday nap, tired from the earlier brawl.
Your sleep is weak, and light, haunted by dreams of your previous life. You hear your wife and children's cries as they are dragged away from you as your village burned. Killed or worse, at the hands of Romans. You hold a concealed rage for your captors, and dream of slaughtering them all.
You suddenly wake up, in a cold sweat. How can you abandon your old life so quickly? Why are you playing along with the murderers of your family? Can you honestly join those who destroyed your old way of life? How do you know that others aren't in the same position as you, forced to fight for their lives in the name of entertainment? Your earlier actions and the feelings that followed leave you confused.
A few hours later, two Praetorian Guards enter your cell, and motion you to get up and walk. You are guided by one, while the other holds a spear to your back.
Eventually, you enter a large room, illuminated by large holes in the wall, as well as torches abound. Many nobles sit on either side of the room, in chairs, but at the end of the room, sitting ni a distinct chair is THE noble, who attended the earlier fights. They all begin speaking loudly in Latin, pointing to you and chattering away.
(cont.)
Anonymous !CYOAoBoYH6
>>133003887 Just as long as you don't get us slain
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>>133004027 hell no, you started this guy
we will ensure his victory
thanks by the way
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>>133004001 Hey, GM, you're a good man and a good writer, keep up the good work.
This shit has been very cash so far.
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>>133004001 >they want to fuck Anonymous
>>133003887 Fuck Spartacus this guy is Russell crowe
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>133004001 about that
praetorian guards were basically elite bodyguards
if you're been dragged to the emperor that kind of makes sense (they'd probably send normal guards/soldiers and wait behind with the emperor), but i don't think they'd be in charge of making you fight or 'upgrading' you to a better cell
Anonymous
>>133004196 Liked the movie, but Spartacus will always be better
and not because of the homo
well, maybe a little
Anonymous
>>133004273 Know you mean well, but try not to nitpick, just be happy hes doing this at all
catpcha: was reditior wtf
Anonymous
>>133004296 Definitely homo.
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
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>>133004273 Yeah, I'll try and make it more accurate to their role, thanks
Anonymous
>>133004436 man, that guy was more of a bro than our character
btw GM, can we get assigned a name or something?
but seriously, that black guy.... damn
Anonymous
>>133004412 it's constructive criticism, it's not like i'm just sitting here going UR A FAG UR WRITINGS TERRIBL
i'm assuming that the dude is interesting in writing/DMing stories, it's not going to hurt if you point out flaws
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A quest thread on /v/? Holy shit.
Anonymous
>>133004296 >>133004436 >>133004554 > /v/ - Homosexuality wish i had that body, though Anonymous
>>133004554 >>133004196 Maximus was very bro as well. Our man here is something of a dick-ass gladiator.
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>>133004634 True enough bro.
Sorry I was unbro bro.
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>>133004710 actually I meant "that black guy" as in he is a fucking bro who would rather die trying to kill the romans than murder another slave
Anonymous
>>132985639 get a kickstarter fundraiser on this shit NOW!
Anonymous
>>133004743 I dunno, man.
First he saved another gladiator putting his own life at risk.
Then he gave a chance to the other fighter by throwing away his sword and shield.
In the end, when he succeeded in the fist fight, he killed him
Seems like a bro with honor
Anonymous
>>133004978 And he used his water to clean the other guy's wound.
He's maximus tier-
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>>133004978 We need to start discarding weapons and either dual wield shields.. OR...
BE KNOWN AS DICKMCLARGEHUGE, MARTIAL ARTS MASTER
Anonymous
>>133004862 NO
kickstarter is not for "i hav a great idea guys i cant code or write or model or do art or do sounds or anything constructive but i have a GREAT IDEA".
kickstarter is for "i have this game design and the talent to create it but i need funding"
Anonymous
>>133004978 but he killed an unconsious man who was probably in the same situation as himself because some faggot told him to
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
As the Nobles talk and argue, you figure that the Noble who has been watching you fight is the apparent Leader. After a while, the nobles quiet down, and the leader beckons you to come to him. You walk, stopping a few meters away from his chair. One Praetorian tightens his grip around his spear as you approach. The leader motions another Praetorian over, and says something to him in Latin. He then walks over to you and speaks to you, surprisingly, in your native language (You are a GERMAN barbarian, just like the majority of the Praetorian Guard were, but I'm keeping it in English): "You are a good fighter. The crowd was amazed today. You have an opportunity to earn glory in the Colosseum. Become a Gladiator and fight, and you will earn honor and victory." 1. "I accept." 2. "I refuse."
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>>133005113 yeah, I think he was just kidding
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>>133005136 Duh, it was a me or you situation. He had to.
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>>133005160 Accept, but with shifty eyes
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>>133005160 1 motherfucker.
Anonymous
>>133005160 can you ask him what happens if you refuse?
I'd say no but not if it means I'm executed or sold as a slave.
Anonymous
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2, I can take these motherfuckers, I am Spartacus.
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>>133005160 refuse that shit you ain't no bitch nigga
Anonymous
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Didn't come this far to die now. Accept.
Anonymous
>>133005160 2. And yell IM DICKDICKMCLARGEHUGE, roar, take off your pants and run out of the room, fighting anyone who gets in your way.
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>>133005160 Accept, it's not like we have a fucking choice, we're slaves.
If you vote no, you'll end up bad.
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>>133005284 alternatively, just say no but have the guard explain what'll happen and give you another chance.
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>>133005072 I would go with this statement, but he killed the unconscious guy because he was told to. Very un-Maximus tier thing to do.
Anonymous
>>133005136 The other man would've probably been executed after this.
By killing him we allowed him to die with honor.
>>133005160 Accept.
Anonymous
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>>133005160 1.
We must create a glorious name for ourselves.
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>>133005160 Actually, just accept it.
1.
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>>133005160 1.
You want to defeat Rome? You're going to need more than just a strong body. Use your brain, bide your time.
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YOU'RE A SLAVE YOU HAVE NO CHOICE ACCEPT
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2 fuck 'em these fuckers probably had your family killed and your village destroyed on a fucking whim, to them it was probably a few words of no consequence YOU ARE NOT THEIR PUPPET
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>>133005370 gladiators were usually considered an asset to wealth, they usually did not just execute them for losing a fight
they would often fight another day if they performed well enough, rather than fighting beasts or burning with Christians
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
>>133005160 "I want to live my own life. What if I were to refuse?" (Sorry bros, should have added this in.)
The guard shrugs, looks to the Leader, exchanges whispers, and comes back to you: "You will be executed."
1. Accept
2. Refuse
Anonymous
2, these are the people who destroyed your home and killed your family/ friends
Anonymous
>>133005546 Well now it has to be 1.
Anonymous
Anonymous
accept, fight my way to freedom
Anonymous
>>133005546 MEN CHOOSE
SLAVES OBEY
and im a fucking slave, so 1.
fuck.
Anonymous
>>133005546 Shit that sounds scary. 1.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>133005546 Fucking knew it.
Accept, you fools. If you die now, you'll never get revenge.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>133005546 oh man
this just wants to make me refuse harder
2
what happens if we die?
Anonymous
>>133005546 YOU MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!!
2, kill those faggots.
Anonymous
2, take off your pants and jump out the nearest window, fistfighting anyone who attempts to stop you
Anonymous
>>133005654 Dickmclargehuge must KILL though, you can't kill if you got killed.
1. but fight everyone with your fists and massive dick.
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>>133005546 What kind of execution?
Are in the position to pull a Maxiumus?
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>>133005654 by taking your life, he takes your freedom
fucking Wallace you dumb cunt
Anonymous
>>133005630 We're dead, genius.
Anonymous
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2, kill as many as possible while trying to escape
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>133005727 as in, what happens to the story? does the writer just leave the thread? start a new story? rewind to the last decision?
>>133005546 [QUICKSAVE]
2, MOTHERFUCKER
if death
[QUICKLOAD]
1
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this thread has gone out of control. it's even better than i hoped.
Anonymous
2, kill the gaurds and rape the noble
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>>133005848 story ends, GM gets bored and doesn't start another because WE CHOSE TO DIE
accept
Anonymous
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>>133005848 Death tends to be permanent.
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>>133005981 Grorious concatenation
Anonymous
3. Start to panic and sweat shakily say "B-B-B-Bust it" a dark-skin emerges from the doorway with a boombox playing whoop there it is and you begin to breakdance
Anonymous !CYOAoBoYH6
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I agree we should name our hero, Dickmlar sounds good to me
Anonymous
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
You reluctantly accept, secrety holding resentment toward the Leader. The noble smiles, and says, "Tuum nomen est Antonius. Hunc vindicem fore." "He says that your new name is Antonius, and that you will become a champion." The guard translates for you. You are escorted out of the room, and back to your cell, simmering over your new forced carreer. This Leader... You brood in your cell. You miss your family, you miss everything about your old life, and you feel a deep rage boiling up inside of you. You have to exact vengeance for your family. You have no idea how you're going to do it, so for now, you will bide your time, earning the favor and trust of your captors. You lay down on your bale of hay and sleep, dreaming of your family being cut down by soldiers, all wearing the face of the noble... (cont.)
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We need more threads like this on /v/. With a good DM, these are a lot of fun. Thanks to the two (or was it three?) DMs we've had, by the way, your work is greatly appreciated.
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>>133006391 Dramatically turn around, and state that you will be known only as DickmcLargeHuge, conqueror of worlds.
Anonymous
>>133006391 featherweight, you seem like a pretty cool tripfag
you should do this more often.
do you write outside of /v/?
Anonymous
>>133006391 I say we kill this bastard at the first realistic chance.
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>>133006582 fuck yeah, then we free the slaves and march to the sea
Anonymous
>>133006391 Antonius Vidius
>>133006582 no
we rise through the ranks until we're trusted
then we destroy them all. if we're going for this, we're going all the way. no point stabbing him then getting cut down.
i'd say try and join the praetorian guard, but that'd probably take years and romans probably only recruited nobles or something, they'd never let in a barbarian.
Anonymous
>>133006743 If we're good enough, and if we seem loyal enough.
But, in the process of "seeming loyal enough" we might lose everything that we're fighting for.
I agree, though in thinking that its gonna take some time before we get out of here.
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Get on my level servus.
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
>>133006492 Nope, but all of my teachers I've had before say that I have excellent writing skills, in essays and such. They all said that I'm eloquent and that I can translate ideas down to paper with ease.
anyway, BACK TO THE STORY::
You rise in the morning, greeted by two Roman soldiers, motioning you to follow them. You are guided to the gate leading to the Arena again, and are presented with a choice:
Weapons:
1. Trident and Net
2. Gladius and shield
3. Spear
Armor:
a. Leather (Flexible, ease of mobility, moderate protection)
b. Metal (Weighty, less flexibility, better protection)
Anonymous
>>133006862 no really
i'm pretty sure they'd never let a barbarian in
we don't speak latin, and they have no respect at all for them. they invented the word barbarian, because they thought any other language sounded like idiots just going "barbarbarbarbar" to each other.
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>>133006927 Leather and Spear
we were a barbarian, we mainly used spears and these puny roman swords are deflected with ease
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Leather armour, trident and net. Lets be cruel swift motherfuckers.
Anonymous
>>133006927 1.a We've already fought and won with this. We have experience, no need to start over fresh
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
>>133006743 Actually, most of the Praetorian Guard were comprised of German Barbarians, because they were such excellent warriors.
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>>133006927 Trident and net with leather armor
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>>133006927 3a
After all your bitching /v/ you'd better choose spear.
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>>133006927 3a.
Any other choice is for CASUALS.
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>>133006927 3.Spear
and
2.Metal armor
Anything else is hardcore derping around
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>>133006953 they never let a first generation barbarian in, but their descendants were fine as long as they were indoctrinated with roman values
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>>133007024 We've fought with a trident and net?
Anonymous !CYOAoBoYH6
I think me and FW bro could make a game twice as good as kotor and ME3 combined using half the budget. No joke
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3b Picking leather armor is a bad move guys. Calling it now
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If we go for fast rolls we don't need shields. However, fat rolls needs a shield so 3a or 2b
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>>133006927 Hmmm...
1a, mostly cause I'm interested in how the net would come into play.
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>>133006927 gladius and shield, leather armour. it's a classic, it lets you defend yourself, and we've worked with it before and shown ourselves at least a little proficient with it. we don't need heavy armour because we have a shield and we can move fast.
trident and net involves capturing and killing a defenseless enemy, no honour in that. spear has range but leaves us defenseless.
some indication of how well we can use them/the bonuses we get for the weapons would be nice. like, if we were a farmer we might have handled a pitchfork and be able to use a trident.
Anonymous
>>133007114 you guys should collaborate and make this into a thing
seriously
maybe it could go on /vg/ for longer threads with less chance of derailment
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>>133006927 Gladius and leather
I don't know much about barbarian tribes, but in all liklihood, we're unskilled as fuck with the net, and the spear is far less versatile than a sword and board.
Anonymous
>>133006927 Dickmclarge needs no weapons and prefers to fight naked. Using armor would be dishonorable.
Anonymous
>>133007114 Eh, perhaps a good Visual Novel.
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>>133006927 sword and board, leather armor
how're you judging this, btw? like, most common armor and most common weapon seperately, or whichever combination appears most?
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>>133007219 going on /vg/ would also mean less of these faggots
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>>133007338 Probably going to be done separately. Leather armor seems to be really popular for some reason. Better pray that they have no pila or bows in this next fight though.
Anonymous
>>133007449 If they get a bow, we're pretty much fucked.
I doubt they would though, a bow in a gladiator fight would lead to a short, un-interesting fight, whereas swordfighting is dramatic and the audience would love it
Anonymous
>>133007449 Ranged weapons aren't a spectacle. It's very unlikely when the match isn't about mass executing slaves.
Anonymous
>>133007564 yeah, battle recreations were the only time I think they would have ranged weapons in the arena
Anonymous
In lieu of this theme, what's a good series/movie based on Roman times and shit? Been playing R:TW lately and this stuff interests the hell out of me. I desire more.
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Give him a caestus or whatever the fuck those spiked gloves were called this dude is a martial artist
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>>133007449 seperately is a bad idea, because most people are relying on the weapon choice in conjunction with armor
i.e. if you have a shield you don't need heavy armour but you don't want to be with a spear and leather
>>133007206 is there any sort of online client for tabletop RPGs? all it really needs is a chat system and a dice rolling system, we could put that to use.
captcha: implying teryflo
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>>133007034 Nope, Caligula and Caesar had German mercenaries as bodyguards because they had no political loyalties and because they would be fucked if their employer died. roman's after all didn't look favorably upon foreigners and always used them as scapegoats. Praetorians on the other hand were Latins and Italian natives, which is why they were able to get away with murdering emperors. that shit wouldn't fly with Roman citizens if the murderers were foreigners.
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>>133007657 Rome
I, Claudius
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>>133007686 yeah, /tg/ has both
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Sword and Shield with leather. The shield will make up for the lost damage protection from the more mobile armor.
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
>>133007114 Agreed. I can code in Java, Perl, C++ and Python, and I'm a hell of a great Artist as well.
>>133007338 Most common choice, separately.
ANYWAYS::
You choose the Spear, a weapon you are very familiar with (You're a barbarian, remember? Spears dominated the ancient battlefield, learn history lol), and the Leather Armor. You feel natural and ready to take on any challenge.
You stride into the Arena, and pause with your jaw open. Four slaves face you, equipped with wooden swords, and dull metal weapons...
One of them has a rather well-healed wound on his leg, wrapped with a rag. You wait, unsure of what to do. The crowd cheers insanely and rallies for the fight to begin. You take a step back, deciding your next move:
1. Use previous gestures to try and communicate with the slaves 2. Stay calm and wait for them to advance. 3. Charge in with your spear raised, balls to the wall or no balls at all. Anonymous
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>>133007657 Arguably the best gladiator movie is the aptly named Gladiator(2000?) with Russel Crowe. Some people prefer Spartacus (1960), but those 2 are generally considered the best.
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>>133007893 >One of them has a rather well-healed wound on his leg, wrapped with a rag. Self preservation first kids. Balls to the walls.
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>>133007686 gametable does
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>>133007893 I FUCKING KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
2. Hold and wait for them to advance.
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>>133007893 We started off the last fight right with an all out offensive. Lets do it again.
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>>133007893 One of them has a rather well-healed wound on his leg, wrapped with a rag.
THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS.
2
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>>133007893 communicate
god damn I knew that water was a good investment
try to tell them to attack you without actually hurting, while we plan the next move
Anonymous
>>133007893 OH SHIT NIGGER
OH SHIT
1 THESE ARE MY BROS
Anonymous
>>133007893 Wait. Shit.
Are we the bad guy now?
1.
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>>133007206 /vg/ would probably sagebomb it. They do that for anything that's not one of their circlejerks.
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>>133008027 You think they are fighting you by choice?
They're just making you kill off the other ones, cause you fucking killed their executioner.
These are your bros but pick 2 cause you don't want to be obvious
Anonymous
THIS THREAD 1, I dont care how badly it can end.
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>>133007893 1
We can't kill a battle brother so lightly.
He will join us.
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>>133007893 Considering how little defense a spear offers, it would be better to go on offense, and charge them niggs.
Also, fuck captcha. Third fucking time.
Anonymous
>>133008098 I dunno man, I visit /vg/ quite often and new threads are not usually told to fuck off, unless it is something that will not last very long or is obviously non vidya
I think they would like this, I mean they have a KS general AND a visual novel general
they are pretty tolerant of good quality threads
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1, you helped that motherfucker with the wound, he'll be a bro
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1. Looks like we're gonna have to speed things up. The rebellion starts HERE.
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>>133008098 I dunno man, I visit /vg/ quite often and new threads are not usually told to fuck off, unless it is something that will not last very long or is obviously non vidya
I think they would like this, I mean they have a KS general AND a visual novel general
they are pretty tolerant of good quality threads
>>133008151 if you don't like it, simply hide it
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>>132988014 >>132988014 >>132988014 >>132988014 >>132988014 MOTHERFUCKING CALLED IT 4 HOURS AGO
jesus christ i've been here 4 fucking hours?
what the FUCK
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3, you don't wait for them to circle you in a 1v4
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>>133007229 Imagine this
you start out choosing your characters race, attributes and flaws. then you get beat up by the legionaries in an epic battle - any of 10 opening scenes where you were defeated. There are also 10 other optional scenes like a stealth mission in which you get caught stealing. Or murdering your loudmouth Roman neighbor with witnesses everywhere. Also practicing Christianity could be a beginning sequence. Holy Martyr gladiator iknorite
then you go through some training shit whatever, familiarize with the weapons.
now here's what i'm thinking, online competitive duels, joinable ludus with different rewards, permanent character growth starting from creation, permanent character death with optional choices to attack the NPC Romans at any time. Of course tournament style ranking system with games including everything from 1v1 to re-inactments with chariots.
rough idea, just made it up
fund it?/allmydenarius.jpg
Anonymous
>>133008179 Spears offer phenomenal defense. That's what they do best. Keep people with short reaching weapons at a distance. That's why a swordsman will NOT win against a spearman under most circumstances.
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1, what is Dickmclarge without his honor?
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>>133008339 >4 hours fuck, I have been here since the beginning
this is great
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>>133007114 you could do a multiplayer text based adventure in which people are given time to vote on a decision (2-3 minutes) and then the next choice happens
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>>133008409 not so great against 4 opponents, though
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>>133008387 >denarii Nah fuck dat, have all my god damn aurei
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>>133008409 This, you can ward them off with jabs from your spear and also use it to parry their attacks.
Nobody used swords as a primary weapon of war.
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
>>133008154 >>133008173 >>133008151 >>133008104 >>133008039 >>133008043 >>133008063 >>133008078 >>133008241 >>133008249 >>133008256 >>133008272 >>133008272 >>133008272 You realize the opportunity that could arise here, and make the signal for "stop" as frantically as you can. the wounded slave and two others recognize the sign and stay, but the fourth screams and charges at you, wooden sword in hand.
1. Try and block /dodge the strike without hurting the slave (75%)
2. Kill the slave (100%)
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2. That bitch ain't gonna learn.
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>>133008503 1. If he still attacks we can kill him.
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>>133008414 DickMcLargeHUGE to you sir, and 1, cause we will NOT kill our glorious battle brothers.
The xenos filth want us to slay them, but stay true to the emperor. [spoilers]Not the false Roman emperor, all who follow him are heretics who must be purged[spoilers]
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>>133008503 block, dodge
the others might take it badly if you kill him
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>>133008503 FUCK EM
FUCK EM ALL
END THE SLAVE
2
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>>133008503 2, it's our opportunity to make this easier.
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>>133008503 1.
We have a spear. We can keep this guy at a distance for as long as we want.
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>>133008503 1, use your MMA skills to subdue him
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>>133008571 Please don't ruin a good thread with 40k crap.
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>>133008503 Kill him, the crowd and nobles will be less suspicious.
He attacked us first too
DragonMaster !rQBDVxUlk6
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>>133008503 1, gonna need all the help we can get
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>>133008503 1. Try to disarm him if possible.
Anonymous
>>133008571 You have much to learn, brother.
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>>133008503 2.
he ded
nursedm against
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>>133008571 >>133008701 stop
stop
this is a good thread, fucking stop
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Throw down weapons and engage him in glorious unarmed combat
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>all this resentment of the romans and talk of killing them we were fucking lucky that such a superior civilisation spared our pathetic barbaric life. When Marcus Licinius Crassus defeated Spartacus' mob, he crucified the survivors, erecting a line of crucifixes stretching from Rome to Capua. all steps should be taken that lead to integration within Roman society and becoming a better person because of it
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>>133008782 just ignore it bro
hide the posts if you need to
just don't respond
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>>133008701 Forgive me brother.
I..
I have failed.
1, though, because we will not hurt our glorious battle brothers.
[Spoilers] Fuck me, I looked like a nubfag [spoilers]
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>>133008874 STOP IT
[spo
iler]like this[/spo
iler]
also, i like 40k, but don't shit up the thread, try and keep it on topic
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2. He did not respect your authoritahh.
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1. the others will get pissed if you kill him, and Dickmclargehuge is a man of dignity.
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>>133009070 the name is Antonius DmcLH
get it right
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
With a 75% chance of success, Dungeon Master rolled 5/100. Success. You point your spear at the slave, keeping him at bay. The slave prances around for a bit, and then knocks the spear and continuing his charge. You kick forward, knocking the wind out of him, and making him drop his sword, and keep your spear raised in the air as to show the other slaves that you will not kill him. At this point, the nobles still think you are just toying with them. 1. Try and convince the slaves to rebel against the Romans now 2. Incapacitate, but don't kill, the slaves 3. Fuck it all, kill them.
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Just what the fuck do you think will happen when everyone in the arena is standing around with their dicks in their hands not fighting? We have no choice. Fight honorably, while defeating without killing, and maybe they'll be spared. Only other choice is death. 2.
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>>133009123 Percentage chances will come at the action in the battle. This is just planning how to go about the thing in general.
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>>133009123 REBEL
let's make this shit interesting
no but really, 2
i don't want to die
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>>133009123 Gotta go for 2
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>>133009123 1.
>mfw this is gonna end with a 5% chance of victory, and we roll a 1 Anonymous
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>>133009123 2
it is not yet time Anonymous
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3. Kill them all, Antonius. captcha: morality, Aregreet
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>>133009118 >Antonius Vidius Dickmlar Anonymous
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>>133009123 2 seems like the best option here
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>>133009123 2
My brothers, I must hurt you now. But do not worry. I will not end you.
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>>133009123 2
make sure they know you're not going to kill them, but tell them to put up a fight
if they fight well, they might win their lives.
also
http://chanarchive.org/request_votes archive thread? I need to go to bed but I want to see how this plays out.
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>>133009123 option 3, kill them all
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>>133009123 2.
Let out our battlecry
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-qy33d1NeQ And pretend to fight ferociously, but leave them alive.
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>>133009123 2.
Make an amusement out of them.
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>>133009123 2.
This was a cheap and horrible move by the Noble, who we WILL fuck up later, because hes probably going to kill the slaves anyway, but FUCK him Antonius DmcLH will NOT stoop to such levels.
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>>133008409 Sword and shield > spear and shield.
Spears were phenomenal when:
1) massed
2) disciplined
But disciplined swordsmen protected by a sturdy shield who can close the distance will fuck their shit up 7 ways to sunday.
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>>133009123 2, there needs to be way more people to properly rebel against the romans, try to get them to play along if possible to avoid unnecesary injury
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>>133009123 3. Fuck it all, kill them.
3. Fuck it all, kill them.
3. Fuck it all, kill them.
3. Fuck it all, kill them.
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2. Be gentle ;_;
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>>133009319 cheers
4/5 votes
one more, anyone?
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>>133009123 1.
It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Come on /v/, ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH! Anonymous
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2. If the emperor wants them dead, he'll say so afterwards.
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Cerialis hic cum Placida bene futuit denario
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>>133009358 5/5
thanks y'all
good night, let's do this again sometime
(and post details of when you plan to so i can see it in the archive and join you again)
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>>133009309 Spear > Sword and shield > spear and shield.
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>>133009123 1, this may be our only chance
>Caesar dessfro It seems the afro came into fashion thanks to the efforts of sup consul. We're going to change that.
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>>133009123 3 is the only feasable option. The Romans have security in the expectation that we will rebel. it would be suicide
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You place one foot on the slave in front of you, as to keep him down, and repeat the signals "fight" and "sleep", "Fight" and "Sleep" over and over again. The leg-scarred slave perks up, nods his head, and mutters something to the other two slaves. They nod, and look you in the eye. You bash the downed Slave on the head with the butt of your spear, knocking him unconscious, and beckon for the slaves to come at you, bro. You feign the entire fight, and put on a great show for the crowd. You look up at the noble, and see a FIST CLENCHED WITH THE THUMB INSIDE (historically correct, signaling for kill, sorry for the wrong gesture earlier) signaling for you to kill them all. 1. Execute them 2. Don't kill them
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>>133009706 don't kill them
they trusted you
take the punishment
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>>133009706 N-no...We can't kill Wounded Bro...
2
I don't give any fucks
we're going down together
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>>133009706 2.
Throw the spear at the noble.
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>>133009706 Spare their lives antonius!
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>>133009706 I'd rather fucking die.
2.
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>>133009706 2. Pic related, its what you tell the nobles later.
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>>133009706 refuse this time
we entertained them enough
let some kind of confrontation occur
try not to emulate Gladiator with the crowd on your side thing
ah fuck it, do want you want bro, it's your story
it will probably work
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>>133009706 Don't kill them, to kill them now would be pitiful
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>>133009706 1 kill the fucker
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> implying we're going to kill them > implying we're not just going to chuck our spear exactly like we would a javelin at the emperor's fat fucking face
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2, Antonius Vidius Dickmlar as badass as he may be, cant get out alone
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SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD IT KEEPS SAYING FLOOD DETECTED
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bump limit hit, post response in new thread please GM
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>>133009854 > implying we're not just going to chuck our spear exactly like we would a javelin at the emperor's fat fucking face I was trying to think of a way to say this but couldn't. Thank you.
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depends on what exactly happens if #2 fails. I assume I'd wait to attack at the same time as someone else. 6 on 1 seems to be in our favor. even if he can kill 5 guys at one time, we can kill him.
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WE DON'T HAVE THE SLAVES AS BACKUP, THEY ARE ALL KNOCKED OUT
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>>132979669 why are my allies and i just standing around during all this
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>>133010149 only 1 is actually unconsious dicktits
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2, and whip out your dick in defiance
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>>133009706 2
RESIST!!!
Spare them!
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>>133010247 it wasn't specified whether they were or weren't
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>>133010274 Deleted this thread, go here
>>133010160 Anonymous
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>>133010424 >>133010274 ohshitniggerwhatthehellareyoudoing.exe
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oh god, where's the real thread? fucking deleting everything
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>>133010512 cross thread linking is broken
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>>133010716 oh cool, thanks for the info
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thread can not be allowed to die BUMP
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>>133010794 past bump limit
archive this shit
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