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If the main protagonist of the Half Life series was a transvestite, he'd be Gordon She-man
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If Master Chief was made of fanny farts he'd be made of Master Queef
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If Master Chief was made of Bobby Kotick he'd be Master Thief
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What, you think just because someone's made of coral, they have to have a silly aquatic pun for a name? That's fucking racist, buddy.
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If Master Chief was made of PENIS he'd be Master Bate
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>>133043303 >made of >mfw i wrote that post Anonymous
If Master Chief was a cow he'd be Master Beef
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If Master Chief wore underwear he'd be Master Briefs
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If Namco Bandai made a sequel to Tails' Adventure, it would be Tales of Tails
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If Master Chief was a cow he'd be Master Beef
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If Doomguy were in an adventure game he'd be Loomguy
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If Master Chief was in WoW, he'd be Master VanCleef
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If Master Chief was made of meat he'd be Master Beef
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Why is le Gannon aefraid of internet? Because of all le LINKS! xDDD
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If the main protagonist of the Half Life series had the power of grayskull, he'd be HEYEYEY EYEAH
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If Master Chief were made of Aluminum he'd be significantly less effective
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If Gordon freeman was on reddit, he'd be Gordon took-an-arrow-to-the-kneeman
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tst tst if masta cheif was a dog he'd be masta woof or sumtin tst
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>>133043476 Too late, already done.
Get with the times.
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If Dante was being impersonated he'd be Donte .
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If Master Chief was part of a tree, he'd be the Master Leaf
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>>133043428 if serious sam was a pig he'd be
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If Master Chief was made of meat he'd be Master Beef
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If Master Chief was a tree he'd be Master Leaf
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If Halo was made of sugar he's be Caster chief
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If Max Payne was rated U he'd be Max Tame
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If Master Chief was a dentist he'd be Master Teeth
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If Master Chief was a sculptor, he'd be Plaster Chief
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If Half Life 2 was about plants, you'd play as Gordon Treeman
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If you had to slaughter hundreds of innocent civilians in a Russian airport all while running at top speed and with a time limit it would be called No Stalin.
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If Master Chief was a troll he'd be Master Grief
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If Master Chief was a mage, he'd be Caster Chief
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If Master Chief lost a loved one he'd be Master Grief
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If Master Chief was a robber, he'd be Master Thief .
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If Master Chief was a girl, she'd be Master Chef
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If Bobby Kotick made a game about homosexual men in the military, it'd be called Call of fruity
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If Halo would go faster he'd be Faster Chief
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If Master Chief was watching porn he'd be Master Stiff
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If the Chosen Undead was yeast in the icebox he'd be the Frozen Bread
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if master chief was a religious nut he'd be pastor chief
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If Master Chief held a bowel movement for a week and shit himself on a mission he'd be Master Relief
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If Master Chief would had become a vassal for a king he'd be Master Fief
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If Master Chief believed in god he'd be Pastor Chief
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If Master Chief was Sanis he'd be Faster Chief
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If megaman was a petty criminal, he'd be muggerman
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If Master Chief was a hiker he'd be Master Cliff
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>>133043627 >>133043587 These made me cry with laughter due to my excessive scotch consumption. Enjoy my praise.
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if master chief was a jew he'd be master chiep
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If Master Chief was good at chess he'd be Grandmaster Chief
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If Master Chief carried a midget on his back he'd be Blaster Chief
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If Master Chief was a prostitute, he'd be Master Cheap
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If Serious Sam were a farm animal, he'd be Serious Lamb
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Bethesda titled the Hebrew version of their post apocalyptic RPG Fallout Jew Vegas
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If Master Chief appeared in the Persona series he'd be Master Chie I haven't even played any Persona games.
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If Master Chief was religious he'd be Master Belief
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If super mario brothers was made by bioware it'd be super mario lovers[/spoilers]
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If master chief was in a good game eh'd be Gordon Freeman
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If Serious Sam could be spread on toast, he'd be Serious Jam
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If Serious Sam were a a con-artist, he'd be Serious Sham
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if master chief played minecraft he'd be master [spleef]
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If Master Chief was in Shadow Moses he'd be Master Sneak
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If Serious Sam lived in the sea he'd be Serious Clam
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If Master Chief had a theme he'd be Master Motif
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If Serious Sam were a college student, he'd be Serious Cram
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If Master Chief visited /v/ he'd post vidya
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If Master Chief was a rapper, he'd be Master C
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If serious sam was a baby he'd ride in a serious pram
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>>133044142 >[spleef] >xzibit image HAHA GET OUT
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If Serious Sam ate some bad, spoiled food he'd be Serious Runs
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If Solid Snake was a rapper he'd be Solid Drake
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if serious sam was from japan, he'd be serious-san :3
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If serious sam was studying for a test he'd have to serious cram
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>this whole fucking thread
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If master chief was a cook he'd be master chef
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If Shepard was a raging homosexual he'd be called Shepard
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If Nathan Drake were a PS3 game, he'd be Nathan Fake
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If Solid Snake wasn't feeling very good, he'd be Solid Ache
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If the Persona 4 developers asked /v/ for advice on how to make their game, it'd be Fursona 4
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If Serious Sam was out on the beach for too long, he would have gotten a Serious Tan .
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>>133044248 If Serious Sam wielded a sword, he'd be
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>>133044406 Better take some
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>>133043197 If Master Cheif was made out of what he's already made out of he'd be gay.
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If Halo was only 2 hours long, Master Chief's name would be Master thatgamewaskindof Brief
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If Mario were a doctor he'd be Dr. Mario
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If THQ released an RPG about Russian pigs it'd be called [P.O.R.K.E.R.[/spoiler]
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If rapelay was about anthropology, it would be called apelay
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if solid snake quit while he was ahead at metal gear solid 3: snake eater, he could have taken a solid break
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If GLaDOS was Russian, she'd be VLaDOS
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If Solid Snake had to prepare a nice meal, it'd probably be Solid Steak
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If Chernobyl was a home for the elderly the game would be W.A.L.K.E.R
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If Solid Snake was naked he'd be Solid Snakes
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If serious sam was an old lady he'd be serious ma'am
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If Solid Snake got a job as a gardener he'd be Solid Rake
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If Commander Shepard was a culinary chef, he'd be Commander Peppard
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If Master Chief learned how to use photoshop he'd be Raster Chief
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If Duke Nukem played football he'd be Duke Jukem
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I'LL USE MY TRUST FRYING PAN... AS A DRYING PAN!
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If Serious Sam went crazy, he'd be Delerious Sam
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If master chief was the OP he'd be a faggot
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If Simon Belmont took an elementary English class he'd be Simon Spellmont
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>>133043197 If Master Chief smoked weed, he'd be
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If Master Chief was Jamaican he'd be Rasta Chief[/spoiler[
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>This thread >Mfw This pleases my sides.
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If Serious Sam got a hold of my e-mail contacts list, he'd send us some Serious Spam .
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>>133044841 >mfw that was my friend's Xbox Live name. Anonymous
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If George Costanza was a treasure hunter he'd be George Bonanza
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If Shaq Fu took place in a beaten-up house, it would be Shack Fu
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If Jackie Chan were a tripfag he'd be Jackie Ban
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If Crash Bandicoot was a stoner, he'd be Hash Bandicoot
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If Master Chief was a PS3 game he'd be
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If Crash Bandicoot wielded a sword, he'd be Slash Bandicoot
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>>133044196 This is amazing
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if JC Denton was from Compton, he would be OG Denton
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If Gordon Freeman had to rent a room he'd be Boardin' Freeman
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If Master Chief was made of Skyrim he'd be the cake is a arrow to the knee xD thegame
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If Crash Bandicoot was a bad game, he would be Trash Bandicoot.
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If Finn was a boss in Dark Souls, he'd be Lord Gwyn .
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If CJ owned a settlement, he'd be Jarl Johnson
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If Toon Link was a therapist, he'd be Toon Shrink
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If Gordon Freeman got more stuff than he could handle, he'd be Hoardin' Freeman
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>>133045283 Oh shit nigga, OG, a glock!
A glock!
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If JC Denton was a dentist he'd be JC Dentin
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If Doom was a racing game, it would be Zoom
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If Luigi saved more money, he'd be Jewigi
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If Bonewheel Skeletons posted on /v/, they'd be Bonefeel Skeletons
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If puns were poisonous we'd all be in a mass grave.
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If Master Chief was a girl, she would be Novice Chief
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To camouflage himself indoors, there are times when Luigi becomes Wall Luigi
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If OP continued his ways, he'd be a straight man
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If Serious Sam was a bird, he'd be Pidgeon Sam
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When Zero cooks, he likes to call himself Chef Zero
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If Fawful made an action puzzle game, it would be called Chortle
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Pikachu were in the shower, he'd [ride on you] if rhydon were in the showe [hed peek at u[]
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>>133046759 If spoilers worked that way [they don't[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]lol]]]]]
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>>133046759 If Pichu missed you, he'd
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If Adam Jensen was a woman he ould be Madam Jensen
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if master chief was an animal he would be master sheep
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If Adam Jensen were a puppet he'd be controlled by Adam Henson
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>>133043587 >late to thread >I GOT AN IDEA! >ctrl-f "serious ham" ;_;
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If Serious Sam wants to play HD games, then he needs Serious RAM
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If Adam Jensen was in the navy he would be Adam Ensign
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If Captain Price was an asian he'd be called Captain Rice If Captain Price was a gambler he'd be called Captain Dice If Captain Price didn't shout so much he'd be called Captain Nice.
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If Adam Jensen was always stressed out he would be Adam Tension
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>>133047578 If John MacTavish was catholic, his nickname would be
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If Mass Effect had a problem it would be called [spoiler Mass Defect[/spoiler]
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If Master Chief cameo'd in Street Fighter, he'd be M. Chief
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If Serious Sam 4 had DRM and was an EA Origin exclusive, it would be a Serious Scam
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If Parappa the Rapper became a hitman he'd be Parappa the Cappa
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If Lammy became a whore on the internet she would be Mm Cammer Lammy
>>133048131 >>133048267 If newfags didn't know how to spoiler tag they would be
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>>133048616 If someone didn't know how to quote the right message, they'd be
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>>133048131 What do u mean "if"?
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>>133048768 haha, it's funny because mass effect is a bad game le lol xDDD
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If big daddy played golf he'd be big caddy
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If Serge ran errands and collected random items, he'd be in Chrono Crossing
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If Parappa the Rapper were a cartographer, he'd be Parappa the Mapper
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this is going to be a good archive.
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If Gabe Newell was skinny, he'd be you stole this from /sp/
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When Tatanga danced with daisy, he called himself Tatango.
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If Samus Aran wasn't real, she'd be Shamus Aran.
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Archive this shit
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If Soap MacTavish was a stoner he'd be Toke MacTavish
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1 more request until archive
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If Diddy Kong were a rapper, he'd be K. Diddy
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If Serious Sam were a wizard he'd be Serious Black
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>>133056148 I really, really like that one.
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If mega man wwas post op hed be megatran
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If Link were a girl she'd be pink.
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If Ganondorf were short, he'd be Ganondwarf
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if solid snake was a bread he'd be solid bake
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>>133043801 If Bobby Kotick made a game about homosexual men in the military, it'd be sued for copyright infringement by Bioware/EA
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If Spehss Mahreens listened to dubstep they'd be Emperor's Children. Nah, just kidding. They'd be Bass Mahreens.
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If Capcom made a game starring Segata Sanshiro, he'd be Sega Man
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if ratchet was a lumberjack he'd me called hatchet
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If Rayman sold deodorant he'd be Sprayman
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If JC Denton were on deviantart, he'd be OC Denton
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If Snake only made careful bets, they'd be Solid Stakes
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If Master Chief was made of cannabis he'd be Master Kief
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If Braid had no plot twists, it would be Straight
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If Master Chief was black he'd be a nigger
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If Master Chief plays HoN he'd be Master Grief
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When the boss of Green Greens gets torched, he becomes Crispy Woods
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If Master Chief got dubs he'd be MasterBate .
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If Gamestop sold games, it would be called Gameshop
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If Wario starred in a cooking game, it would be Wario Land: Bake It!
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If Ashton Kutcher worked at a deli he'd be Ashton Butcher
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If Ash pulled pranks all the time, he'd be Ashton Ketchum
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>>133067448 Unfunny tripfag telling bad jokes?
Nothing new here.
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If Bruce Wayne was a cop he'd be The Patman
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If Kirby swallowed a flat concrete slab, he'd become Curby