Sup /v/, FWBro here. I have some more time, let's get back into it. If you weren't here for the last 2 threads yesterday, you were a German Barbarian who was captured and forced to fight in the arena by Romans. Your first fight, you were thrown into the arena with a bunch of other naked slaves and forced to fight with wooden weapons against an armored executioner. Managing to take the executioner down, you used the last of your water and your rags to patch up one of the slaves who received a nasty leg wound in the fight, and you all develop a primitive means of communication through universal gestures (You're all slaves from different areas of the world). Later, you are separated from the rest of the slaves to become a gladiator on your own. You take down another Gladiator on your own, first by disarming him and then defeating him in hand-to-hand combat. Throughout this fight and the others before, you were watched by a Roman Noble. You were brought before the Senate after this most recent bout, to discover that this noble was the emperor. You are given the name Antonius Vidius (Or as some of the players liked to call him, Antonius DickmcLargeHuge / Antonius DmcLH) and begin your career as a champion in the Arena. This entire time, you've been experiencing psychological stress, being forced to fight for the very men who burnt your village to the ground and it manifests itself in dreams and other outlets. Eventually, you are placed in the Arena with many of the other slaves, armed with Leather Armor and a Spear, while they are dressed in mere rags and wooden weapons, / dull blades. One of the slaves ends up being the same slave that you had helped with a leg wound from earlier in the quest, and you manage to communicate that you should feign the fight and pretend to knock them all unconscious. (cont.)
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
>>133106553 After the "fight" ends, the emperor signals for you to kill them, but you refuse. 2 guards are sent into the arena to subdue the prisoners and take them to their fate. As they focus on the prisoners, you manage to throw your spear and kill the emperor. As the Praetorian try to resuscitate the emperor and prepare to enter the Arena, you kill both of the guards (one slave dies, one is unconscious, you, Legbro, and one other slave make it) and escape into the tunnels leading to the cells, closing the gate just as the reinforcements make it into the arena to come after you.
You, Legbro, and another slave find a tunnel leading to the Senate building, and escape to the streets of Rome.
This is where we left off from last night, yall ready to pick it up again?
Anonymous
>>133106932 Oh you're back!
I know you were tired last night, but the 10 billion majority to free the slaves rustled my Jimmies.
Lets do this again, give us some options broheim
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
>>133107395 Hell, If you want, we can just rewind to there and start it like that. I honestly just looked at the first 4 votes and they were all to keep going so I started writing. The rest came up after I had already began to write.
Anonymous
>>133107598 You boss, boss.
Sides, it would fuck up the shit you have planned and whatever. Lets do this janks.
Shocked by the lack of 100 posts by now to be honest.
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>>133107727 As in you da boss boss, as in its really up to you and I don't give too much of a fuck.
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Nice, those threads were great I am down for continuing Commence at your leisure, FW Bro
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fuck yeah, lets go
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Fuck off op I just said this was my last refresh and now this. Oh well, continue.
Anonymous
Dude, rewind to the part where we were gonna free the other slaves because you fucked that part up, we all wanted to free them so we could own more efficiantly. And because Dickmclargehuge is a man of compassion and honor
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>>133108061 Antonius "Spear Sniper" DmcLH
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Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
You know what, let's start back in the Cells, everyone wanted to free the slaves so NOW we're going canon. You, legbro, and the other slave make your rounds through the cells, breaking open the locks with Legbro's dull Gladius. All of the slaves who are well enough to stand and fight exit the caged and begin to follow you. By the time you finish, you have freed nearly 80 slaves, all of them angry and ready to fight their captors. This action has given the guards time to regroup and make their way around the Arena, and it is not too long until you hear distant shouting voices and footsteps poundign down the halls. 1. Charge to meet the guards, and try to push them back to an exit (60%) 2. Wait and ambush them (80%)
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>>133108436 2.
WE ARE BARBARIAN.
LAST NIGHT WE DESTROYED THE ODDS, WE SHALL DO SO TONIGHT AS WELL, BUT THIS ISNT THE TIME, so ambush.
2.
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>>133108061 Antonius "XxQuickSpearah420xX DmcLH
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>>133108436 Find an exit, I bet there is a whole legion coming soon, we can't get bogged down in a fight
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>>133108436 1
WE GOTTA GO FAST before more show up.
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>>133108621 nah, they wont waste a legion on mere slaves
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>>133108721 but we killed the empire
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dont leave us in suspense OP
Anonymous
Try and get it right this time, OP. I remember in the last thread you failed spectacularly at following our choices. Anyway, 2.
Anonymous
>>133108891 he is writing them on the fly, give him some time
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
>>133108501 >>133108525 >>133108569 >>133108582 With an 80% chance of success, Dungeon Master rolled a 73/100.Success.
You signal for the rest of the slaves to lay in wait, and they all take their positions in the darkest corners of the cells and hallways. As the first group of 12 guards charges into the main holding cell area, they are confused as to why they cannot find anyone.
"YEEEAAAAARGH!" You let out a fierce war cry, as you tackle one of the guards. Slaves jump out from everywhere and easily overwhelm the guards, choking them out and stealing their weapons.
12/80 slaves armed, ??/?? Guards remaining
1. Push to an exit before the guards waiting outside of the cells send more in (60%)
2. Wait and ambush the next group to come in, try to steal more weapons (80%)
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>>133108436 1!
WE GOTTA STEP IT UP
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>>133109039 o he, is? i figured he would already have it all out and ready for both choices,
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
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>>133109032 That was one time, and I'm making up for it now.
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>>133109071 push to an exit, they won't fall for it twice
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1. They won't fall for it twice
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>>133109071 1
Like I said WE GOTTA GO FAST
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>>133109071 1 they will start to put more men at us
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Oh shit son, I like you Feather.
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>>133109071 You are back, FWBro. The only trip fag I actually like.
2.
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1, and have Antonious "spear aniper" Dickmclargehuge give his weapon to another slave, its not like hes gonna need it to take on some punk ass gaurds
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2 we need more weapons.
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>>133109071 2. Get more weapons, so DickmcLargeHuge can throw things at people.
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
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>>133109071 1
We gotta get out of this place, if it's the last thing we ever do!
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>>133109461 Awaiting your glorious roll, FWBro.
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
>>133109461 You realize that they will not fall for the same tricks again, and decide to push out now.
With a 60% chance of success, Dungeon Master rolled an 85/100. Failure.
You and legbro lead the charge dashing out into the halls only to find them filled with guards, spears at the ready. The resulting battle is FIERCE. Unfortunately, the unarmed slaves stand no chance at fighting such a large number of armed opponents and are slaughtered. Luckily, they proved as a valuable distraction, and you, legbro, and 4 other Armed Slaves make it to the other side of the hall in the midst of the mayhem.
One of the guards turns around in time to spot Legbro slipping around the corner, and leads the charge.
1. Continue running, and pick up the pace (70% chance to get away)
2. Split up (80% that the guards won't follow you, specifically)
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bumpin this shit
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>>133109851 Daw balls.
1. ABANDON NO MAAAN
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1 gotta save the bros
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>>133109851 hmm, if we pick up the pace we will likely leave Legbro behind
but if we split up does that mean Legbro stays with us and the other slaves go another way?
I hope so, so I say split up
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>>133109851 1 Oh God what have we done ;_;
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>>133109851 1 dont abandome legbro!
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>>133109851 OUR BARBARIAN KIN, NO!
I want to choose 2, but have Legbro stay with me...
I guess 1, then.
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1, SPLIT UP = AS GOOD AS DEAD. WE FIGHT TOGETHER, WE DIE TOGETHER.
Anonymous
We had 80 slaves and lost most of them this is worst then when he just skipped it i fkin hate you guys. also 1
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Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
With a 70% chance of success, Dungeon Master rolled a 100/100. Failure. You pick up the pace. As much help as you gave Legbro with his wound, it still encumbers him, and he begins to fall behind. You do your best to encourage him, but he continues to fall back. Two guards manage to catch up and tackle Legbro. He screams and struggles as they subdue him. 1. Go back and help Legbro (60%) 2. Continue to escape (100%)
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>>133110554 HAAAAAX
go back for him
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>>133110437 BETTER OT HAVE LOVED AND LOST THAN TO HAVE EVER LOVED AT ALL NIGGER
And FUCK we are having terrible luck tonight.
We did spear an emperor though, so it can't all be peaches.
>>133110554 1 all the way, hes fucking legbro man we cant leave him behind.
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>>133110554 1
I WONT LEAVE YOU LEGBRO..
DICKMACLARGEHUGE WILL SAVE YOU
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>>133110554 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 whip out your dick and do some MMA shit he did in the first arena
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>>133110554 GODDAMMIT
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
WE WILL FUCKING SAVE HIM
Anonymous
>>133110554 Legbro fucked up leave him.
2.
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>>133110554 1!
stop with the high roles man!
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>>133109851 Never split up, stick together and leg it outta there.
Option 1
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>>133109851 1 because im not a pussy
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>>133110730 what are you, a Roman?
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1, discard your weapon and engage them in glorious unarmed combat. this is Dickmclargehuge, the martial arts barbarian after all
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2. It's not worth risking your life.
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>>133110554 1. WE HELPED HIS LEG, WE DIE AS BROS.
The whole reason we are in this mess is because you faggots decided to spear the fucking Emperor. They will crucify us for this, along side Legbro.
Anonymous
>>133110828 Say that to my Hastati fucker and not online and see what happens
Anonymous
>>133111069 hang on, let me just go get Hannibal
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>>133110554 we have fucking 100%
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Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
With a 60% chance of success, Dungeon Master rolled a 11/100. Success. Your heart skips a beat as you think about what they would do to Legbro. You skid to a hault, turn around, and rush back to him as the other slaves continue running down the long tunnel. The first guard sees you coming, and lets go of Legbro to reach for his weapon, but is too slow to avoid you as you deliver a massive soccer kick to his face, knocking him out instantly. Legbro breaks free of the other guard's grip and stabs him. You help Legbro up, and you both begin to run to catch up with the other slaves again. As you all continue to make your way through the hallways, you find yourself coming to the Forum, the same room that you met the Senate in earlier. Strangely enough, noone is here this time. No senators, no guards... The entire building is empty. You hear more voices and dogs barking behind you. 1. Try to escape to the streets of Rome (90%) 2. ambush the guards behind you and steal their uniforms (30%, high reward)
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>>133111261 1, we're pushing our luck already
Anonymous
>>133111160 Hannibal got pwned
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>>133111261 1.
Risk too high, we could both get killed.
Anonymous
we're probably gonna die anyways, might as well die with dignity 1
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>>133111261 1. I wouldn't trust a 30% roll again.
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>>133111261 1, high reward my ass look at dat little chance
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>>133111261 2
We will bend fate to our will.
Anonymous
I like to imagine Antonius refers to Legbro as Legbro let's try our luck, ambush
Anonymous
>>133111261 1.
DON'T FUCK UP AGAIN, /v/.
WE CAN'T SPEAK LATIN.
WE CAN'T SPEAK LATIN.
WE CAN'T SPEAK LATIN.
WE CAN'T SPEAK LATIN.
WE CAN'T SPEAK LATIN.
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>>133111261 1
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE
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>>133111261 1. The whole stealing unifoms thing only worked in starwars. Everyone will notice our nordic masterrace face right away
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>>133111334 not after royally slapping romes shit
Anonymous
2 is our only chance in the streets we'll get fucked
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>2012 >not calling any roman charachers Biggus Dicus ISHYDDT
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>>133111261 2
A COUPLE OF GUARDS AINT NO MATCH FOR US!
WE GOT THIS, GUYS. I MEAN, COME ON, WE SPEARED THE EMPEROR.
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>>133111407 And I like to imagine Legbro calls out to Antonius as DickMcLargeHuge.
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>>133111498 >>133111487 >>133111387 you fucking idiots,
>>133111426 is right. We are Germanic, and I'm pretty fucking sure legbro doesn't speak Latin.
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>>133111261 Option 2
High reward or no reward.
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oh shit, you're back dude who kept picking at flaws here, GLAD I DIDNT MISS MUCH
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1111111 11 11 1 WE DONT SPEAK LATIN BAD DISGUISE IS BAD
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>>133111589 but, but... REWARD!
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>>133111261 Niggas you think some uniforms are going to distract from the fact we don't speak latin?
1
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>>133111589 forgot my choice, 1.
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>>133111589 >implying bluff isn't one of our highest skills Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
With a 90% chance of success, Dungeon Master rolls 24/100. Success. The 6 of you (you, legbro, 4 armed slaves) dash out of the Forum and into the streets of Rome. You quickly make your way into the crowd, and the pursuing guards lose sight of you. The Dogs of War that they deployed to hunt you down lose your scents in the ocean of other smells that occupy the streets of Rome, and your escape is a success. As you all continue to walk through the streets, people are giving you concerned looks. You are all attracting a lot of attention. The citizens are certain that a group of barbarians carrying weapons can't be good. 1. Ditch the weapons and armor in an attempt to blend in better(100%) 2. Keep going, and try to leave the city before you are spotted again (50%)
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1, dammit, we're fucked enough as is
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>>133111754 2, we badass now
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>>133111754 2. FUCK losing our weapons and armor, at least if spotted we can fight our way out.
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>>133111754 2
(also, i went to bed before the ending of the last one, the archive showed you ended it and then retconned, what was the original ending)
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>>133111754 2, get the fuck outta Dodge
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>>133111754 1.
We bide our time, and eventually we will return to the arena alongside Legbro to become true Gladiators.
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>>133111754 Can we ditch the armor but no the weps? at least keep our dagger? we need at least something to defend ourselves,
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>>133111754 ah fuck i wonder what the reward would have been
1 - ditch the weapons
Anonymous
>>133111754 1. Dickmclargehuge knows martial arts anyway.
Anonymous
>>133111754 1, we have already confirmed that Dickmclargehuge doesnt need them anyways
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>>133111969 >>133111976 ANTONIUS MOTHERFUCKING VIDIUS
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>>133111754 1
We can always get new weapons and armor. There have to be sympathizers in the city who can help us out.
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You're fucked as is, so you should really just try to burn down Rome to get full vengeance. For now though, I guess 2, at least until you can start a fire.
Anonymous
>>133112017 Antonius DmcLH Vidus?
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>>133111754 1. These weapons won't serve us much out in the wilds.
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>>133112067 Antonius DmcLH Vidus, Professional Spear Chucker
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1 its 100% and Dickmclargehuge is a master of unarmed combat and can throw random objects with great accuracy anyways.
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>>133112059 THIS.
WE SHOULD LEAD A REVOLUTION, WE WILL INSTIGATE THE BURNING OF ROME.
THESE SCUM WILL ALL PERISH FOR TAKING US AWAY FROM OUR HOMELAND, FROM OUR FAMILIES!
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1. we're a damn unarmed brawler anyways and we dont even have a spear anymore.
Antonius !vidiusYELw
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>>133112296 Pffft no tripfags gonna stop the DickMcLargeHuge machine.
It seems thou art rustled
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
>>133112253 Nice Trip!
it looks like 1 wins. Anyone care to disagree? Just making sure so it doesn't end up like last night.
Antonius !vidiusYELw
>>133112421 we'll see, depends what Featherweight thinks
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>>133112421 No, my friend. Your jimmies are misplaced.
It is Antonius Vidius. Nothing more.
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>>133112545 Well, if you go to where you cut off the voting it was 2.
I did vote for 1, however. Proceed as you see fit!
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>>133112545 the votes have spoken
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>>133112575 we were calling him Dickmclargehuge at least 4 scenarios before the noble gave him that name, Antonious is his slave name, nothing more
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>>133112545 1 wins
who cares if you misinterpret the vote, I'd rather have more choices than 100% correct ones
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>>133112545 it's 2 from the cutoff, but if you've started writing it, whatever
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>>133112545 >>133112552 Almighty GM
The people of /v/ have dubbed the man Antonius DmcLH Vidus, yet the rustled stand between us and great justice.
I implore you to take the right side on this matter.
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>>133112545 6 for 2
5 for 1
Above your cutoff post that is.
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>>133112747 That's his slave name. Why would he go by that?
Antonius !vidiusYELw
>>133112703 one retard was calling him dickmclargehuge, if i recall correctly he suggested that he throw down his weapons and rape the enemy gladiator, and beat the emperor to death with his dick
>>133112545 GM, cmon. I'm the guy who pointed out ant using MMA moves was dumb and mentioned the praetorian guard being emperor only. I'm the dude who added vidius to the name. I've BEEN HERE FROM THE START MAN.
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>>133112703 yeah, I believe he was named that when he became a badass and showed off his sweet grapling skills in the first 1 on 1 fight
Anonymous
>>133112927 hey man, I was the one who said he needed a name in the first place
We got one and I agree the hole dicklargehuge thing is kinda shitty
that fag kept shitposting in the other threads
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>>133112927 why would we wan't a roman name we hate romans. We are german.
If anything change it to Dickvonlargehuganberger
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
OK, 2 it is. I accidentally deleted the cutoff, my bad guys. With a 50% chance of success, Dungeon Master rolled a 41/100. Success. You all manage to make it out of Rome quickly, without raising too much of an alarm. You find yourself in a large field, plowed and ready to be planted. Someone is working the land, could they give you shelter for the night? 1. Try and find the farmer/worker of the land and ask for his help 2. Get farther away from the city before you settle down for the night
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>>133113054 >>133112927 Pretty sure it was more than one guy, some of the posts were shitposting but more of them not.
Up to the GM, and really, who the fuck cares.
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Antonious "xXSpearSnipezZzZzzChronicxtokes420Xx" DmcLH
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>>133113141 get farther away, these people may not be friendly
we need to raise an army, we have no home to go to
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>>133113141 Percentages my man?
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>>133113141 2. Any farm right outside rome won't have sympathizers
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>>133113141 Fuck the farm, keep going
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2 if it involves cuddling with legbro
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>>133113141 2.
We have to sleep in the woods.
>>133113232 Only for combat related choices.
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>>133113232 If percentages aren't listed, they either lead to another set of subchoices, or they are 100%.
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Antonius !vidiusYELw
>>133113141 need some percentages
but i'd vote keep on going, the farmer probably isnt going to be friendly on the off chance you can actually communicate
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2 we gotta get a move on there will be people searching for us
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how about everyone calls him whatever they want and you faggots quit bitchingand im pretty dure he wouldnt want to be refered to by the name given to him by the people who killed his friends and family, destroyed his home and forced him to kill people
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>>133113141 2because I want to fuck legbro softly with my dicklargehuge
Antonius !vidiusYELw
>>133113414 but he'd love being called "dickmclargehuge" Anonymous
>>133113141 Well, as far as I know we can't speak Latin very well, let alone to each other. Let's bed down in the woods for now.
Also, could we maybe get more than two choices routinely? It would be nice to have three minimum, but don't pressure yourself too much about it.
Anonymous
how about we call him watever the fuck we want and drop it
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>>133113478 C'mon play nice
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1, we take advantage of any hospitality the farmer can offer. Even if he doesn't want to give us help we can just take it. Running into the forest is a bad idea, we don't know if we'll find food or shelter. We know the farm has both. Even if we somehow do receive help from the farmer we should be on our guard against betrayal.
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
>>133113351 If percentages aren't listed then they either lead to another set of subchoices or they are 100%.
You all decide to move further away from the city before you settle down for the night. The guards could begin to search out of the city for you, and local farmhouses would be the first place they would go.
You head north, and find yourself at a river. On the opposite side begins a thick forest. It seems you could set up camp here without too much worry for the guards finding you.
1. Set up camp in the edge of the woods
2. Continue walking
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>>133113141 Deux, monsieur.
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>>133113650 KEEP GOING, NEVER CAMP NEAR A RIVER, YOU CAN'T HEAR THEM COMING
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>>133113650 1
As long as we don't light a fire we should be safe. Plus we'll need water.
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
>>133113524 Gotcha. More choices (and they will actually make sense)
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>>133113650 2. Judging how we just speared the fucking EMPEROR its they're gonna be after our ass.
Lets keep moving!
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>>133113650 2
CROSS THAT RIVER ROMANS CAN'T SWIM
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>>133113650 Oh, well can we drink before walking on?
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
3 to 3... Next vote decides it.
Antonius !vidiusYELw
>>133113650 keep moving, we're harder to find at night, gotta make the most of the darkness
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>>133113650 1
We need to be near fresh water, plus legbros injuries will need to be treated. It doesn't make sense to go any further.
Antonius !vidiusYELw
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>>133113918 Jesus guys, lets give it a rest.
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fuck I have to go to bed but i dont want to miss anything
Anonymous
>>133114084 Sleep is for pussies, and Romans.
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>>133114084 same here, bro gotta push thru the night
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hey guys why can't we put this in /vg/ for more posts and shit
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>>133114156 >>133114084 >>133114127 We can do this dudes.
WE CAN DO THIS
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>>133114159 Because it's not a video game
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>>133114159 Because /vg/ doesn't tolerate non-vidya.
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>>133114159 Its not a general thread fag.
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>>133114159 It's not a general
It isn't video games
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any brits in? 4.11 am, lecture tomorrow morning, assignment in tomorrow night what the fuck am I doing with my life?
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>>133113650 2. Keep going for at least a bit longer since WE JUST KILLED THE EMPORER.
Let's get deep in the thick of the woods, where it's quiet.
>>133113751 Thanks, these threads are cool as shit man.
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We've already passed up an opportunity at a local farm, we should have taken supplies there. At least stolen some food. Now we're passing by a freshwater river, we need to stop here and rest. Pushing ourselves any further is just going to exhaust us and we won't be able to fight. Remember we are all wearing armor and carrying weapons. Plus legbro's injury.
Anonymous
>another Dickmclargehuge thread >him and Legbro escaped sucessfully mfw
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
You all take a drink of water from the river, Legbro washes out his wound, and you all decide to continue on. The forest is full of delicious-tasting berries, and the 6 of you sate your hunger for now. You will need to find more food as you continue, however. You were wise to have kept your weapons; they may be used as hunting tools later. As you make your way through the forest, night falls. It is hard to see where you are going, as you have no source of light to guide you.. 1. Set up camp (80% chance that you will not be found by the romans, 10% chance to lose a partner) 2. Continue walking through the night (60% chance to lose a partner) 3. Go back to the river and set up camp there (50% chance for the romans to find you, 0% chance to lose a partner)
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>>133113751 im all for more choices but i think I'd rather have this thread be more ridiculous emperor-spearing than "1. keep walking 2. stop"
i love this thread btw
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>>133114470 1
also cool addition of the 3 choices
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>>133114470 1, Legbro needs to rest
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1. Inb4 faggots pick 3 because of 10% chance of losing legbro
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>>133114470 One.
Fuck yes delicious berries
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>>133114470 1 seems like a safe bet.
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>>133114470 1. Probably the best risk / reward we have right now.
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>>133114470 1 - pitch a tent
and maybe massage Legbro's leg? Anonymous
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>>133114435 wtf is that gif from?
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Now that we've taken fresh water and cleaned up the wound it doesn't make sense to camp near the river, that's the first place the Romans will check for escaped slaves. We're safer out here in the forest, besides isn't the emperor-slayer a Germanic tribesman? Surely he would know many techniques for forest survival. Set up camp. Also the perfect spot to set up an ambush, we would have the advantage if the Romans attacked. We should post guards and have them rest in shifts just in case. Boss man takes first shift.
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>>133114470 1. The forest is rich with wildlife and full of ambush spots. We need to rest anyway.
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>>133115034 Shits so cash am I right?
Op is a boss.
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i think gladiator is a pretty cool guy, eh kicks romans in the face and doesnt afraid of anything!
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You all decide to set up camp where you are. No sense is turning back now. ROMAN GUARD EVASION: With an 80% chance of success, Dungeon Master rolled a 61/100. Success. LOSS OF PARTNER: With a 10% chance to lose a partner, Dungeon master rolled a 79/100. You do not lose a partner. You all sleep through the night, and are awakened by birds chirping in a bright dawn. You are the first to awaken, and you quickly make a head count. Everyone is here. You shake awake the other slaves, and decide what to do next: Hunger: Hungry Thirst: Normal 1. Hunt for food (Weapons provide increased chance: 80% success) 2. Look around for another source of water (50%) 3. Continue North, try to get out of the forest
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anyway, after this we need to start a damn revolution and burn Rome to the ground!
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>>133115163 All in good time, my friend. All in good time.
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1 We need to rest and take stock of what items we have at our disposal. We've been marching all day. No campfire for now, it will just let them spot us easier.
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>>133115118 1
we know a good source of water if need be, we might stumble upon some hunting.
do you hunt alone or in pairs or what? whats the chance of losing someone?
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>>133115118 How long will the hunt be?
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>>133115118 1
But we'd better start getting the fuck out of here.
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>>133115118 1. Lets hunt, take inventory, and set some goals.
We obviously want to go back to rome, but where will we get our army? How will we fund them and arm them?
We have some thinking to do, but lets do it on a full stomach.
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>>133115230 Hunt alone, no chance to get lost during the day.
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>>133115118 1. Don't need water quite yet, and you can't do much on an empty stomach.
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>>133115118 oh shit nigger hunger and thirst?
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We're not familiar with the terrain, but we're in a forest now so there is sure to be plenty of game to hunt. We won't get far without food so we should take advantage of that. 1.
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>>133115270 need to find smaller settlements and start freeing slaves and gladiators
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>leave early last night >see this thread >DmcLH speared the fucking emporor
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>>133115273 i was more wandering if someone might walk into a bear or a roman patrol, but ok
what equipment have we got? you were armoured, whats legbro weapons? how many weapons/what weapons between you.
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>>133115348 Hell yes bro.
When I saw that roll I actually stood up from my cpu and said DAAAAMN in a black man voice, then sat back down.
Luckily it was like 3am so no one heard what would have otherwise been really embarrassing.
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>>133115390 >Italian bears. Antonius !VidiusAxBA
>>133115493 >cpu you stood up from your central processing unit?
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>>133115542 Why you gotta be hatin' so much tonight man, we're all friends here.
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this is turning out an awful lot like Spartacus
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>>133115609 i'm just messin'
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>>133115609 be quiet, Mug Marine
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>>133115619 But we shall write a new ending, and the blood of Romans shall be our ink!
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>>133115657 <3
>>133115669 I can go all night bro.
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>>133115348 >>133115493 Dickmclargehuge is the baddest motherfucker in the ancient world, this shouldnt be a surprise to either of you
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>>133115493 >>133115348 i saw that shit too. i was giddy as fuck, that shit was amazing. anyhow, we should keep moving and get food where we can get it.
id say hunt, but you dont want to risk geting caught by romans either. keep moving until you get to a safer area, then hunt. grab any berries you can while on the move though.
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>>133115619 I AM Antonius DickmcLargeHuge
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With an 80% chance of success, Dungeon Master rolled a 79/100. Success. You all decide to spend the morning hunting, and manage to gather a lot of small game. You all total almost 6 pounds of meat! This will help you for a while. You all split up 1 pound between yourselves and eat it raw. Time: Midday Inventory: 6 lbs of meat, 4 gladius, 6 daggers, 2 spears, one set of leather armor Hunger: full Thirst: Thirsty 1. Head north, farther away from Rome (Go to settlements and try to mass an army outside of the city) (Begin to learn Latin) 2. Head south, back to Rome (Form an underground ring of criminals, try to subvert the city) (Begin to learn Latin) 3. Hunt more (Less game in teh Area now, 60%) 4. Try to find another water source near camp (50%)
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>>133115884 2
We AssCreed now.
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>>133115884 oooh, let's be sneaky barbs
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>>133115884 1.
We are much to noble for the thieves guild
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>>133115791 >>133115818 CHECK MY TRIP
>>133115884 hoooly shit that was a close one.
those are pretty damned big choices. are they going to skip forward a few years/can we assume they'll work?
4
establish a base of operations before we go crazy
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>>133115884 2
can we stop by the river on the way back?
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>>133115884 Anyone who picks 1 hasn't read any Roman history. Rebel armies never work.
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>>133115884 I'm split.
More roman sympathizers in the villages, so we could probably gather criminals more easily.
Gahh. how bout
2 Why the fuck not. Anonymous
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>>133115884 >79/80 Whew, that was close.
1.
I would pick 2, but it's still way too soon to dare going back.
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>>133115884 I'll say 4. 50% chance at water is better than no chance, you can't do anything. If 2, you are more likely to get stopped by Roman guards.
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>>133115884 1, and make sure Dickmclargehuge gets the spears and all the daggers. pretty much anything he can throw
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>>133115884 For now, lets find water. 4.
Heading back to Rome is a good idea, but we should wait for night before we try to slip back in. It'll be easier assuming they don't close the gates at night.
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>>133116093 >>133116074 >>133116057 >>133116054 >>133116053 >>133116014 >>133116000 >barely escape from the city with your lives, lose 74 comrades in the escape >as soon as you reach safety, turn around and march the fuck back in. why
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>>133115884 1. Lets siege Rome
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>>133116253 kids got a point
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>>133116253 The city is probably in chaos because, you know, the emporer fucking died.
The quicker you are, the better.
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>>133116253 Fuck, didn't see the second part of the option, saying that we would run back TOWARDS ROME.
Balls. Hopefully (cause the no percent chance denotes a set of subchoices) we can set up a base before we go full retard
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>>133116253 Because nobody can fight the Roman legions and win.
The emperor is dead, and the city will be in chaos. This is the perfect thing for us to take advantage of.
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>>133116253 Because they'll never expect us!
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>>133116198 >45 B.C. >throwing your weapons I seriously hope you guys dont do this
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Err why would we go back to Rome? We already killed the emperor...
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>>133108396 >testudo >good for anything besides protecting against projectiles Anonymous
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>>133116412 Worked against the emperor mate.
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>>133116269 I see voting is closed for this one, but I just want to say that so far both you and the original OP from thread #1 are total bros.
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>>133116412 Welp, we have already established that DmcLH is excellent at throwing shit at people and owns at unarmed combat.
>Beating the shit out of a gladiator with his martial arts skills >Kicking the Roman who was trying to get legbro in the face >throwing a dagger at the gaurd >Spear sniping the fucking emperor Anonymous
OP's a terrible DM. Where's the love interest?
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For every one of our 74 comrades, we shall burn down a barracks or assassinate a senator.
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>>133116694 Legbro all the way man Anonymous
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RHEI DICH EIN AKKORD GEH'N SIE MIT MIR FAHRT MIT DIE GANZEN PACK WIE LASSE ICH DIE STADT IN DER NACHT IN DER NACHT IN DER NACHT IN DER NACHT IN DER NACHT IN DER NACHT IN DER NACHT IN DER NACHT IN DER NACHT AUF DER JAGD.
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gah dammit i leave for 5 minutes and everyone marches straight back in to Rome, where we just killed the fucking emperor? you guys are retarded. but if this works it's gonna be way cooler than a rebellion. Let's see how this plays out.
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>>133116694 >Dickmclargehuge is falling in love with Legbro Anonymous
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let's convert everyone to Christianity
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>>133116779 You won't beat the Roman Army straight up, amassing a rebellion wouldn't do shit.
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>>133116829 hepler deffinitely had a hand in this
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Why are people bitching about going back to Rome? This isnt a fucking survival simulator, we need a good exciting story.
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>going back to Rome
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>>133116635 Mother-Fucking Big-Head! YEAH!!
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>>133116779 >if it works it won't, though, unless featherweight pulls some crazy stunts. we're 6 slaves, dehydrated, unable to effectively communicate with each other OR romans, one of us is injured, and we're marching into the capital city of one of the mightiest empires on earth. after murdering the emperor.
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>>133116928 I don't think we're marching on it though, besides, the lack of percentage means another set of sub options, so lets just see what GM does. We might stop halfway towards for whatever reason.
Also, aren't we going back towards the river on our way back?
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>>133116909 'cause it started out relatively realistic
old Ant had trouble taking out a single armoured foe even when he was being distracted by other slaves
then we made a crazy roll and killed the emperor of rome with a spear and shit just went crazy
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>>133116909 Because it's retarded.
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>>133116928 You gotta imagine how that conversation went considering these guys can't even speak the same language.
Hey guys, you know that place we nearly DIED getting away from?
yep, we're going back.
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
2 wins with 6 votes. You spend a few weeks in the forest, hunting game, eating berries, and drinking from the River, before heading back to Rome. Legbro's wound has completely healed by now, and he proves to be an excellent hunter. After you think the gurads will have stopped searching for you, you begin to head back to Rome. Before you enter the city, however, you have to do something about your appearance. You won't be able to waltz in the gate, with your weapons at the ready. 1. Set up a base of operations outside of Rome and leave your weapons there, OPTIONAL: concealing daggers on your person (30%) (all 1-votes are counted together, keep/leave daggers are a subchoice) 2. Try and sneak into Rome through the sewers (Yes, ancient Rome had primitive sewer systems) (100%) 3. kill a farmer on the outskirts and take his home
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>>133116928 We also assassinated the emperor of Rome in broad daylight in front of thousands of people and escaped. Absolute believability shouldn't be an issue.
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>>133117107 Does the farmer have a family?
Is he popular? Will people come to see him?
Too many risks, lets do 2.
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>>133117107 3
BnE sounds like fun.
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3. Let's fuck shit up.
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>>133117107 hnnghh
3 is easily the best option, but I don't want to slaughter a farmer for no good reason. He's roman, but he hasn't hurt us.
2, I guess. We can't go in public, we'll be seen and we can't talk latin.
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>>133117107 1.
30% is too low of a chance, leave them at camp.
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>>133117107 2. Lets do this
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>>133117107 2, we have no need for organization yet, and i don't want to murder innocents to hide.
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1, leave the daggers
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>>133117107 2. We can't be going in and out of the city too much. Our base of operations needs to be inside.
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>>133117107 3
we need to hone our silent killing skills
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2. 3 is too risky
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2 DmcLH isnt gonna murder an innocent
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>>133117107 3, the Empire must be purged in its entirety. We shall start here.
>>133117256 >standing by while people are slaughtered every day >not hurting you 0/10
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3. where the fuck do you think we would set up a base of operations if not in a house?
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>>133117107 haha farmer choice is back, I love you OP.
I think that would be our best choice, using the farmers house as a base. But killing him when we don't need to makes me feel bad.
For now, lets just sneak in via the sewers. We can easily find a disguise inside the city.
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>>133117107 3. We already know some latin.
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damn, so now we are sneaking into Rome with no money, no latin and no plan
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>>133117345 >farmer >concentrating on things other than staying alive >being able to completely reshape roman culture to get rid of gladiator fights even if he felt terrible about what happened to us (which he probably doesnt because we are the 'enemy' of rome and he probably doesnt even know, i doubt they publically announce their slaughtering of towns and kidnapping of slaves) he couldn't do anything about it
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>>133117432 We'll just make shit up as we go along, its not like our life expectancies have got any shorter from being in the arena.
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>Antonius and co. as of this moment Antonius is killed and the story takes over from Legbro's perspective
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>>133117345 By that logic me and you can be held responsible for countless deaths and injustices
you are fucking retarded
jump off a bridge
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3. We'll be murdering innocents soon enough anyways.
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>>133117621 But you can be, Infidel.
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Bro, we need to flesh out the companions a bit. Do any of them speak a language related to yours? Any proved to speak Latin? Average age of the group?
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>>133117671 Not DickmcLargeHuge man, hes not that kind of guy.
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>>133117773 >>133117582 We're Team Vidia, and we're gonna show those Romans what's what! Who the Tartarus do you think we are?!
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You all decide to keep your weapons with you and sneak into the sewers. You find an outlet outside of the city wall, and climb in. The tunnels are fairly large, and comfortable, aside from the smell. You notice that there are areas to climb in and out of the tunnels all over the city. The sewers themselves could prove to be a fitting base of operations. After some navigation, you find a rather large chamber, underneath a plaza in the city. This will be your base. What do we do now? 1. Walk around the city, and try to find potential sympathizers (10%, learning Latin better will increase chances) 2. Find another base of operations 3. Try to learn Latin (Walking around the streets, observing people communicate) (months will pass)
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>>133117818 Yeah hero's don't kill farmers for no reason, besides shit like that always comes back and haunts you at the worst time. Like the farmers great nephew twice removed will come for vengeance when you accidentally bump into a cart carrying melons or something.
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>>133117952 3
Months passing will obviously reduce the chaos from the emporers death but there's not much else we can do.
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>>133117952 3 seems logical
we should name our hideout
The Ragged Flagon Anonymous
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>>133117952 Hmm, sewers offer good access and all, but I think a better base of operations would attract people to actually live with us.
Hey, want to rebel against a government and live in sewers?!?!
2 all the way.
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3, do some petty thievery to get some dosh
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>>133117952 3
gotta say this has taken kind of a weird direction, started out a desperate struggle to stay alive as a slave, now it's assassins creed brotherhood
whatever
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>>133117952 3
Now with a common language, try and learn a bit more about Legbro.
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>>133117952 3 best option right now, to first defeat our enemy we must understand them.
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>>133117952 We need to learn Latin
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>>133118107 The DM will liven it up at one point.
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>>133118107 When you're responsible for the death of the most important man in the world, things tend to go out of whack pretty damn fast.
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3 Probably should work on some disguises though
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>>133117952 3.
>What is the state of affairs in the empire >Who are our companions Except for legbro (could he have a real name please) > How does Antonius feel about what he as done so far? Anonymous
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>>133118414 and by who are our companions could what are their personalities? names?
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>>133118414 what do you mean "real name"
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>>133117952 4.
Rape and kill legbro, cut off his skin and wear it like a costume
The revolution starts here
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>>133117952 3
If we can't learn the language, we won't be able to amass followers..
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>>133118510 >>133118510 Like something the other characters would call him i doubt they would say leg bro in the story but thats just me we would still refer to him by that name though
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Months pass, and you all slowly learn the Latin language. Surviving by stealing food, water, wine and money, you all become excellent theives. Learning this common language has greatly improved the relationship between you all, and you learn a little bit about your fellow slaves: Legbro and the 4 other slaves were all from Prussia, but not the same village. Legbro, who is beginning to show signs of age, had a family similar to yours. In fact, you and Legbro are beginning to notice that you all have a lot in common. The other 4 slaves all seem to be in their teen years. 1. Find a better base of operations(100%) 2. Look for sympathizers to join your cause (30%) 3. Kill a guard and steal his weapons, armor, and clothes(60%) At the moment, everyone in your group has weapons, but no armor and no (good) clothes.
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>>133118562 >congrats, this thread has been requested 5 times and will now be archived: http://chanarchive.org/4chan/v/ I can rest easy now. Good night.
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They need to learn Latin, Dickmclargehuge needs to be able to effectively communicate with Legbro, the others and citezens
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>>133118590 2
OP, is there a date the next time ur doing this? im out
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>>133118590 1, our glorious group of heroes can only live in sewers for so long.
We deserve better dammit.
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>>133118590 1, preferably an actual house.
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>>133118590 3 kill the guard, im tired of this 100% pussy shit
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>>133118590 1. The high ground is invaluable.
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>>133118590 1 I don't wanna live ina fucking sewer
also when are we gonna be able to take the relationship with legbro to the next level (im serious op, add an option to make a move on him)
Featherweight Bro !!aJkYJDqpohf
OK, I actually need to get some sleep now, so I'm going to continue this tomorrow. 9:00 PM, 4Chan time (EST) See yall tomorrow!
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>>133118590 1
as much as i love the idea of an underground sewerbase, i guess a better one is good too
although that depends on better
don't move into a house or some shit, a sewer works really well.
it's hidden, it's hard to navigate unless you know it already, and it's a series of tunnels spanning most of the city.
killing a guard will just get you in trouble.
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>>133118772 MOTHER FUCKER, YOU TWO MIGHT BE RELATED
FUCK YOUR WAIFU BULLSHIT
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>>133118590 1
Would doing 2 be killing only one guard? Because that would be useless.
>>133118632 Read the last thing, they learned latin
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>>133118590 >>133118590 1. also instead of killing a guard why not just rob a clothing store for better clothes maybe start a fencing operation where you start selling goods you stole
and again
>how does Antonius feel >Companion names Anonymous
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>>133118791 FUU Now I need to do my work.
Night OP you're the fucking man.
Mugmarine out.
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>>133118791 awesome shit bro. looking forward to our glorious revolution.
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>>133118791 thanks FW Bro
see you tomorrow
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>>133118590 3 I want some actions. Victory or death!!
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>>133118791 Was fun.
Now because of you I have to find other CYOAs to follow.
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>>133118791 Long live Featherwieght! Long live Dickmclargehuge!
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1. Living in sewers for another month is probably asking a bit too much and I can't ignore that 100%. Lets go ahead and find another base, we can steal a guards uniform later.
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>>133118823 I'm taking all of these ideas and I'm actually going to start planning this shit out instead of writing it on the fly, hopefully to prevent more bullshit from creeping into this quest.
Goodnight guys, be ready tomorrow!
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Thanks OP, nighty night
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>>133118791 You're awesome Featherweight Bro!
>Pic is how i feel about this thread Anonymous
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Requesting a drawfag to draw Antonius hurling his spear dramatically into the foreground in the style of a TTGL eyecatch. Needs the sun glaring off of the spearhead.