>>134003386In my tribe, hair length is a sign of manliness, like showing off your dick length. Women cut their hair short to show their submissiveness, and it also gets in the way of cooking and such since hairs can fall in food.
I couldn't make it in college and dropped out, and so I cut my hair out of shame and sent it to Locks of Love so it wouldn't get wasted.
If I tried to grow a beard, it'd look like an Asian pencil 'stache and goatee.