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>Rumors say it's strong enough to handle Unreal Engine 4
>Nintendo Network offering a legit online experience; no more friend-codes
>Any game up to the Wii will be offered through the NN
>Backwards compatible with all Wii games and accessories
>New controller offers great possibilities: Fatal Frame or Pokemon snap with augmented reality. No more screen-lookers. RTS and city building/tycoon would work great on it. Flawless (3)DS emulation, etc.
>Third parties have said nothing but good things about the Wii-U. AssCreed 3, Darksiders II and Aliens confirmed for launch titles
>See pic for proof Nintendo are fucking miracle workers. Now imagine F-Zero, Zelda, Mario, Super Smah Bros., Metroid, etc. on a console capable of 1080p @ 60fps

Why aren't you getting a Wii-U, /v/? Literally its only flaws is the controller size (Should be about the size of a Vita, in my opinion) and button placement- both of which can be easily fixed.