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Anonymous !!cO9KVBDtkqQ Fri 30 Mar 2012 17:15:00 No.134338687 View View Reply Original Report

>name myself Joshua
>go on servers with highest player count
>whip out my binds
>"Hi there fellas, my name is Joshua."
>"I just got this game 3 days ago."
"lol whatever scrub duel me"
>"Please go easy on me."
>utterly destroy them
>"Thanks for going easy on me."
>mad ensues
>pro players who fall for it get extremely butthurt when they get destroyed
>this goes on for years (since 2003)
>people still fall for it

ITT: awesome you/other people did in vidya

I'm not Joshua, but I was lucky enough to be able to watch his countless vintage trolling.
If you're out there Josh, I love you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 17:19:00 No.134338924 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 17:24:00 No.134339186 Report

Quoted By: >>134339295 >>134339739 >>134354863 >>134375498

Everyone knows one of the biggest problems with WoW was that dungeons were slow, dissective affairs, carefully pulling monsters to kill them one by one, etc.

I solved this problem by biting off more than I/we could chew consistently. If it wasn't a near-death experience, it wasn't fun. Eventually, I would get the rest of my party to agree with me. Good times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 17:24:00 No.134339201 Report

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no stories /v/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 17:26:00 No.134339295 Report

Quoted By: >>134339529

>>134339186
This is pretty much how I rolled in Guild Wars. Would frequently run out and aggro 3-4 groups at a time in elite areas on my elementalist just to get things done faster and give the monks something to do. Had a lot of tanks rage at me for ruining aggro though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 17:28:00 No.134339405 Report

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shit-tier thing to do online.

that leads to stabbings outside of games.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 17:30:00 No.134339527 Report

Quoted By: >>134345158

Remember Burst Limit?

well whenever it was played online the only character anyone would play was Vegeta, he was over powered as fuck

so I would always play as Ginyu. I'd put up a tiny bit of a fight and then when they thought they had won

CHANGE NOW!!I would body swap hit them once and then claim victory

and anal pain was had by all

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 17:30:00 No.134339529 Report

Quoted By: >>134339671

>>134339295
I love the game but guild wars doesn't have aggro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 17:30:00 No.134339554 Report

Quoted By: >>134339814 >>134345107

My name is Joe, I just got this game :DDD

>destroy their shit
>they get mad as hell

Sounds like fun OP, but it's not gonna work because they will know that you are lying based on how good you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 17:32:00 No.134339671 Report

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>>134339529

I suppose those enemies just didn't attack me all those years then
thanks for clearing that up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 17:33:00 No.134339739 Report

Quoted By: >>134352326

>>134339186
Huh... You're actually right about that.

I remember that I would occasionally do that with a few friends I was playing with, and they'd flip their shit at me. But hey, at least it broke up the monotony and it wasn't ever anything we couldn't handle.

Of course, they didn't see it this way. I don't know how they could handle the monotony of playing nonstop. Every 2 or so dungeons, I'd stop and take a 5-20 minute break. Sometimes, I'd find that they ran another dungeon without me during that time. They'd throw the biggest bitchfits at me too for trying to do things here and there to make the game a bit more interesting.

I stopped playing with them after a while.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 17:33:00 No.134339764 Report

Quoted By: >>134341732 >>134351474 >>134364490 >>134368640 >>134391862 >>134392783

I bought MW2 for the PC. After playing through one prestige I came to conclusion that the game was pretty much worthless.
I decided to go all out with cheats and hacks, and hosted a server where people joined, then messed with the rules. Things like gravity, scores, game speed, exploding bullets.
The result was that the game was suddenly fun. I kid you not, giving everyone infinite ammo causes grenade lauchers to become semi automatic. The game took completely different kind of turn when suddenly everyone was running and jumping while firing the launchers. Also, the RPG went crazy. It lagged the server so much that I crashed at least thrice.

Another hilarious side result was the mad of the thousand 14-year olds raging about hacking, reporting etc. Trolling went auto mode.

This is pretty much how shit went down.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rqLUDfl26Y

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 17:34:00 No.134339814 Report

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>>134339554

Of course they knew Josh was lying, but there was a constant stream of new players coming in and different servers he went on, so it really never got old.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 17:34:00 No.134339818 Report

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One of the biggest problems in online games in general: People are too full of themselves and think they are the "Best"

There will always be someone better than you, I learned this when I was 12 and played Warcraft 3 online when it came out

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 17:37:00 No.134340015 Report

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bump for more stories

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 17:42:00 No.134340293 Report

Quoted By: >>134342035 >>134380429

>years ago
>friend and I playing Gears of War 1 over XBL at my house, doing stuff like Warzone
>we're really kicking ass together
>couple of kids on other team get mad at us and challenge us to 2v2
>friend and I: "okay"
>make private game, 2v2, invite those guys
>have to wait 20 minutes because one of them was getting his brother to play instead
>finally start to play
>friend and I are fucking steamrolling them for at least 1 full map rotation, only ever lost a single round due to us fucking around
>afterwards, those kids started sending us friend requests and begging us to be their friends

Strange how they changed their attitude as soon as we proved we could mop the floor with them.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 17:42:00 No.134340329 Report

Quoted By: >>134351653 >>134352576

>Playing Ye Olde Space Cowboy Online/Flysis/ACE
>female char model
>litter my chat with emoticons, emotes, and generally act like a vapid gurrrrlgaymur in town
>troupe of sexually-starved male players constantly following me around and giving me top-tier items and WP armors (dat I-Gear WP armor)
>Roflstomp my way to 80 before getting bored of the ridiculous grind
>mfw I told all those retards I was a dude before logging off with all the shit they gave me and uninstalling.

good times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 17:44:00 No.134340447 Report

Quoted By: >>134340778

In LOTRO, you can make livem usic ingame, via your keyboard. There was a group notorious for jumping out of the bushing and composing a song and lyrics, on the spot, based on whatever you were doing at that moment.

They were awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 17:48:00 No.134340710 Report

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MORE I SAY!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 17:49:00 No.134340778 Report

Quoted By: >>134341867

>>134340447
There had better be a video of this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 17:55:00 No.134341153 Report

Quoted By: >>134341992 >>134352872 >>134368336

A friend of mine was playing TF2 earlier in the week and lacking anything better to do I joined him. I play for a little while and out of nowhere this guy pops into the server on the other team and sends me a trade request.

I refuse because honestly, I'm not interested in trading stuff unless it's just with my regular buddies when we each have something the other wants which is rare because I rarely play.

Anyway, this guy starts asking for my vintage bill's hat. I'm one of those lucky fucks who had a Bill's Hat turn vintage back in the day.

This guy is offering me earbuds for the Bill's Hat. I'm mostly ignoring him because I tend to not read the chat when I'm playing because it's usually just people prick-waving. I tell him I'm not interested and my buddy is apparently taunting him for being so poor he cause he doesn't have a vintage bill's hat.

So I put on my hat and keep playing.

Next thing you know this guy joins our team and he's on his mic ranting about how fucking "rich" he is. He sends me more trade requests and I decline them, all the while laughing back and saying I don't want to get something that's been devalued because a poor person touched it.

Finally he just yells out "LOOK AT MY BACKPACK MAN LOOK AT IT I GOT NINE BILLS YOU AIN'T EVER GONNA HAVE NINE BILLS"

I say back "How many are vintage?"

Then he ragequits.

Fuckin' TF2 I swear to god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 17:55:00 No.134341167 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 17:56:00 No.134341208 Report

Quoted By: >>134341681

Well damn.
I thought we were gonna have a jedi knight general.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 17:57:00 No.134341307 Report

Quoted By: >>134343281 >>134352414 >>134364693 >>134365074 >>134368874 >>134369396

>quit WoW
>start up Rift, decide to play the game casually to see if I will enjoy myself more
>tell people I'm new to MMOs
>people are shocked and disturbed at how good I am at everything
>get more achievement points than guild leader in a couple days
>get bored, spend 5 minutes on an application
>tell my guild that I am leaving the server to join the world #1 raiding guild
>they're like, "What?"
>I join the #1 world raiding guild 5 minutes later and kill Akylios within a week
>no one understands what the fuck just happened
>mfw I was World 1 Shaman DPS, and in a top 10 raiding guild, for 5 years in WoW

I do admit, I miss WoW like the dickens, but the current WoW just.. isn't good. It's not a matter of me having to stick it out and try to resist temptation--it's a matter of the game just being so damn bad that I have zero interest in ever going back. The pandas expansion was the nail in the coffin for me. What a shame. I absolutely wish the fun WoW would come back, but I don't think it ever will, and I don't think any of these new MMOs (including Guild Wars 2) are going to measure up. Rift was fun for the month (yeah, raiding position in the world 1 guild after less than a month of play) I played it for, but only a month.

I'm not gonna lie, I love being humble/lying about my gaming experience. I feel like people have forgotten how to have fun. Sometimes it's something you have to figure out for yourself, but when you do, it's worth it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 18:04:00 No.134341681 Report

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>>134341208

There's never a Jedi Knight general, why start now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 18:05:00 No.134341732 Report

Quoted By: >>134342265

>>134339764
>turn a shitty rehash shooter into a fun more skill based game simply by tweaking console commands

If there was a way to increase movespeed itself it'd be even better

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 18:08:00 No.134341867 Report

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>>134340778

This was years ago, but have a video of a concert in LOTRO:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LxDYNk2gg8

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 18:10:00 No.134341992 Report

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>>134341153
That game man.

I have two self made weapons and retards think they're tradable. The price tag they attach to them is ridiculous, when TF2TP bugged out I put them up as a joke and a guy offered 3 of those 400 dollar octopus hats for one.

I also happen to like sam & max and had my buddy log into my account on a mac so people are always bugging me for my max head and buds and all of them think I traded for them instead of getting them the way that was intended.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 18:10:00 No.134342035 Report

Quoted By: >>134361665

>>134340293
>Gears of War 1 multiplayer

Fuck I miss that. The lobbies were the best format for games like that, and trash talking between rounds was glorious

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 18:14:00 No.134342265 Report

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>>134341732
There is. There is console commands for anything you can ever do with Quake 3 engine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 18:19:00 No.134342568 Report

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You want a fucking story?

>Halo Reach
>Invasion mode with a bunch of randoms
>Playing on Spire
>Defense first
>Other team pushes our shit hard, but we stop them at the Core with some good playing
>Our turn at offense
>Running and gunning, grab the Falcon and am getting Wheelmans like a motherfucker
>Get shot down eventually and start pushing for the Core
>1 MINUTE REMAINING
>Battling like a fucking madman
>10 SECONDS
>pick up the Core with 3 on the clock
>SUDDEN DEATH
OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKWHATDOIDO
>Hanging around at top of Spire with no way off
>Teammate grabs Falcon and flies to top of spire with gunners
>Hovers at edge of platform
SUDDENLY BRAINSTORM
>Jump on top of Falcon with teammate while holding core
>Slowly hover down towards landing zone
>Other team flips their shit and starts barraging us with fire
>Plasma pistols everywhere; pilot swerves to dodge
>Teammates shooting back from top of Falcon; they fall off
>I'm still on top, metres away from target zone
FUCKING JUMP!

Fell an inch outside the zone and died, we lost the game. But fuck me I lost my shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 18:22:00 No.134342713 Report

Quoted By: >>134342918 >>134343851 >>134350949 >>134395417

>Neverwinter Nights
>Online Roleplaying servers
>Know all the darkest weird ass exploits
>Pick server
>Find quest I can exploit, level wizard to 20 and epic levels if available
>Focus on enchantment spells
>Find good armor, dupe it through crafting exploit, ???, profit.
>Get all items I can to boost my intelligence/spell DCs
>OP character in a couple hours on legit server
>Go to low level areas
>Find lowbie female characters
>Cast extended hold monster. Paralyze them.
>Do shit like strip them, grope tits, slap ass, finger them
>Run just as spell ends
>Hide for a while
>Repeat for some time
>Eventually get hated server-wide and make it to most wanted in-game as they try to solve the problem ingame. I always RP properly.
>Know exploit to stay invisible to all methods of detection.
>Eventually get to do my thing to some of the high level female "server stars"
>Eventually banned by butthurt community
>Find other server, repeat

Ah, those were the days. I will never find another game like you, Neverwinter Nights.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 18:25:00 No.134342918 Report

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>>134342713
Thank you for sharing this tale.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 18:26:00 No.134342980 Report

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late one night, i was playing a nice game of search and destroyon MW2

The server i connected to had low gravity on it

It suddenly became a hilarious case of jumping round the map trying to get a snipe off on people's heads

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 18:31:00 No.134343281 Report

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>>134341307

If any of that is true, respect.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 18:41:00 No.134343851 Report

Quoted By: >>134344117 >>134344854 >>134352159

>>134342713
did similar things in ultima online.
>teleport people to random small islands
>summon monsters outside of town to kill everyone
>steal shit from houses
this game was heaven for dicking around

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 18:45:00 No.134344117 Report

Quoted By: >>134360503

>>134343851

Shit, that's what I miss in MMOs. It's hard to dick around in most of them or there are hard limitations and little impact. Sigh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 18:52:00 No.134344606 Report

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Bump for interest. Surely there are more stories

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 18:54:00 No.134344710 Report

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its a shame most mmos have all these boring limitations which prevent you from fucking around like the people described here. A real damn shame.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 18:55:00 No.134344763 Report

Quoted By: >>134365916 >>134395417

>Tribs assend
>Bro is master cycle driver
>Dynamic duo all day every day
>Roadkillan
>Mortaran
>Crashing into walls trying to roadkill the fucking camping sentinelan
>One day
>Everything going pretty much the same as normal
>Suddenly a shrike's on our ass
>Tries to crash into us
>I manage to hit it in time and he pulls away and flies off to repair
>Bro turns around
>"Dude what are you doing it's going to fucking kill us get out of here"
>"I got this"
>Boosts max speed up a hill
>We go flying
>Everything goes fucking slow motion as I see the damaged shrike right in our path, flying away
>We land right on top of it
>Both the bike and the shrike explode into bits

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 18:55:00 No.134344806 Report

Quoted By: >>134395868

>play GTA:IV on xbox live
>join a GTA:RACE game
>dont race, instead get the rocket launcher and lots of smg ammo
>camp at a checkpoint and kill whoever comes past
>spawn kill those said people at the checkpoint
>make way more money than the race winner does

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 18:56:00 No.134344854 Report

Quoted By: >>134345110 >>134345349 >>134369246

>>134343851

>you'll never hear "we want the griefing experience back" from a MMO developer

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 18:58:00 No.134344968 Report

Quoted By: >>134357239

>Join Bad Company 2 server
>Arica Harbor
>Use only the smoke grenade launcher

I used to clear buildings with that thing, it was a one-hit kill up close and had no blowback. You run in and kill one guy, and then yell "NINJA STRIKE" and shoot the ground at your feet and run away.

It's also fun to chase enemy/friendly tanks around and keep them blinded by smoke, you get so much whining that way. No matter how "leet" players get, they always get fucked by the smoke grenades.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 19:00:00 No.134345107 Report

Quoted By: >>134356883

>>134339554
>Hey, this is my first time trying this game online
>please be nice to me
>its king of the hill
>wreck everyones shit consecutively, eventually losing after 14 straight wins
>one of the guys check my stats
>"woah, he has less than 3 hours played"

I still suck, they were just even worse.
With over 100 hours put into SC5, I wonder how they still suck so much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 19:00:00 No.134345110 Report

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>>134344854
Well, there's EVE Online who made a few trailers on the basis of scamming, revenge and destruction of years-long empire-building for shits and giggles.

It's kinda sad how most of the community wise'd up concerning grieffing and scamming.

Good pulls are getting hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 19:01:00 No.134345158 Report

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>>134339527
You sir, are my hero.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 19:01:00 No.134345172 Report

Quoted By: >>134346406

>Diablo 2 with bros
>Normal mode
>Name my new character the same as my pimped out motherfucker
>We beat act 1, having a grand old time, myself doing pretty badly because babbysitting the newbies
>I join in with my maxed out character for act 2, but with all the visible armor off
>"I've had enough of being treated like shit. If you think my build sucks, duel me, motherfuckers."
>Slap their shit brutally
>Switch back to my low level character
>They never know what happened and stop being pricks
>I have to do this every playthrough

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 19:04:00 No.134345349 Report

Quoted By: >>134353604 >>134366038

>>134344854
I have some hope for World of Darkness, since it seams to encourage players to do shit like this.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 19:19:00 No.134346406 Report

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>>134345172
dis nigga
i lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 19:42:00 No.134347902 Report

Quoted By: >>134348801 >>134351053

>vanilla wow
>there's this lvl 60 undead warrior who fucking LIVES in red ridge
>trash talks on the server forums constantly
>logs out whenever other 60's come
>always spits on the lowbies he kills
>has a fuckload of trinkets, potions, items, and engineering stuff all built around escaping
>he fucking never gets killed because he always escapes when 60's ride up then logs out
>best horde guild on the server think its fucking hilarious
>brings him along to raids and gears him the fuck out
>he still just sits in red ridge all day every day and logs out when 60's come

the buttanguish was glorious because he seriously never got killed. people could cope with gankers if they eventually got ganked themselves but this guy almost never died.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 19:53:00 No.134348636 Report

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Bump for intense interest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 19:55:00 No.134348801 Report

Quoted By: >>134349512

>>134347902
As a tauren warrior decked out in pvp gear I loved camping red ridge/lakeshire.

That was one of the main leveling zones for alliance 16-24 and you could easily stop them from progressing.

I like to think I was serving the horde, stopping the alliance scum from ever reaching their potential.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 19:57:00 No.134348960 Report

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Did you actually do this, OP? If you did, I like your style.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:05:00 No.134349447 Report

Quoted By: >>134349621 >>134369638

>vanilla wow
>hunter named supernatural or something
>like second batch of servers so it was very early
>rushed 60
>roamed Ashenvale for weeks ganking hordes
>5 years later
>server pop, 85% Alliance 15% Horde

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:05:00 No.134349501 Report

Quoted By: >>134352803 >>134366368

>Play that one semi futuristic MMO with that one robot race (the name escapes me)
>Get some quests done, preparing to venture from the newbie city
>There's only one exit
>A player named Black Knight or somesuch, extremely high leveled withranged weapons sits at the entrance and is slaughtering anyone trying to leave
>Everyone is completely powerless to do aythong to this PKer
>Watch for a few moments as he laughs in chat after every kill.
>Take a set out and address him, kneeling as asking his permission to leave
>He stands aside and lets me pass
>Continues to murder people and telling them no when they try the same thing

More games need this freedom, even if it can be frustrating.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:05:00 No.134349512 Report

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>>134348801
Sounds fun, only times i ganked on wow was when i was helping someone alt. I remember when i met a 60 dorf rogue in stv and i kited him to death with my 36 orc aff warlock, i loved every second, i swear the alliance were full of spastics.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:07:00 No.134349621 Report

Quoted By: >>134349917

>>134349447

>mission accomplished

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:10:00 No.134349847 Report

Quoted By: >>134350234 >>134352710 >>134365051 >>134366527

Team member is being american. Stop him running away to heal with my body, teabag him myself when he is killed. Take all his kills.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:11:00 No.134349917 Report

Quoted By: >>134350305

>>134349621
>leveling
>horde ever visiting ashenvale

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:16:00 No.134350234 Report

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>>134349847
What.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:17:00 No.134350305 Report

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>>134349917
>I didn't play vanilla

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:17:00 No.134350374 Report

Quoted By: >>134366638

Here's something that probably needs some explaining to most people around here. Dystopia is a HL2 multiplayer mod. What's important for my story is the fact it has this implant load out thing that's pretty important element of the game. The number of implants one player can have at a time is pretty limited.

>A lot of people use stealth (near complete invisibility) implant
>Nearly everybody relies on thermal vision for spotting
>Thermal vision makes your eyes glow, therefore making you more visible
>Don't use thermal vision because fuck the police
>Develop ability to spot invisible people by the sound and noticing the subtle rippling effect
>People get mad

It's incredible. Nobody expects to be spotted without thermal vision. I've someone above average skill tell me to not shoot invisible people without thermal vision. Not just once, but several times.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:24:00 No.134350824 Report

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>>134338687
Good man OP, good man.

I do this all the time OP. It's fun. Some of the reactions are priceless.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:25:00 No.134350949 Report

Quoted By: >>134351424 >>134351531

>>134342713
>Do shit like strip them, grope tits, slap ass, finger them

Holy shit you can actually do that in NN?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:27:00 No.134351053 Report

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>>134347902

I had someone like that on my server when I played during WoTLK, he was a ret paladin who said he could kill anyone in a duel and would pay out 1,000g to any winners.

I dueled him as elemental shaman during the grounding totem glitch that absorbed every spell and never left, had him at 1k before he vanished.

"Sorry, Arena popped."

I told him I'd be right here when he's ready to rematch, 5 minutes he runs by me on his mount as fast as possible into Org and logs out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:28:00 No.134351136 Report

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Killzone 3
Stay at their base and kill everyone that comes out.

Killzone 3 doesn't let you create spawn points so as soon as you trap someone in a base a tactician with boost can't run out and create a spawn or throw a spawn somewhere relatvely safe.

Feels bad doing it but if you don't they do it to you.

Killzone 2 had that, but it wasn't as bad, it wasn't the whole match. After it happens in KZ3 everyone on that team leaves.

Truman Capote !!cO9KVBDtkqQ

Truman Capote !!cO9KVBDtkqQ Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:28:00 No.134351169 Report

Quoted By: >>134351332 >>134351437

why is deceiving people awesome

Planck !DAFT/saST.

Planck !DAFT/saST. Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:30:00 No.134351294 Report

Quoted By: >>134352481

Every jedi-game
>Go on Server
>Give myself a random name
>Don't talk to anyone
>Destroy everybody
>Dont walk, just jump

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:31:00 No.134351332 Report

Quoted By: >>134351437

>>134351169
It makes you feel superior

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:32:00 No.134351424 Report

Quoted By:

>>134350949
Pretty sure he just emoted it.

Still fucking hot though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:32:00 No.134351437 Report

Quoted By:

>>134351169
>>134351332
If you ever do lose when you try to deceive someone you can always fall back on "I am new".

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:32:00 No.134351474 Report

Quoted By: >>134352221

>>134339764
>average game of tribes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:33:00 No.134351531 Report

Quoted By: >>134351710

>>134350949
uh, I used to play NWN online all the time. If you were able to do that it would have been improvised with text and whatever animations were present in the game (unless the server was running some mod)

If you are going to get NWN for the reason of fapping, you'd probably be disappointed. Just sayin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:35:00 No.134351615 Report

Quoted By: >>134354358

>play comp tf2
>really good DM with scout
>Every free weekend I pub
>say I'm just trying the game out
>rekt everyone's shit as scout
>loadsa mad

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:35:00 No.134351653 Report

Quoted By:

>>134340329
You taught them a valuable lesson about life.
Losing some shit then would make them think twice before losing it all again later to someone who would NEVER tell them they were actually a dude and thus have them keep believing when the next bitch came around.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:36:00 No.134351710 Report

Quoted By:

>>134351531
What about the a Dance with Rogues module?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:38:00 No.134351901 Report

Quoted By: >>134352074 >>134355257

>vanilla wow
>new server
>3rd to 60
>say im a girl
>troll worldchat all day erryday
>everyone hates me
>best premade on the server/act like a cunt
>people start to leave horde side due to my persistent spam

80% A 20% H

loved that server alliance had gold rewards for ss of myself being ganked

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:39:00 No.134351964 Report

Quoted By:

>start playing TvC
>use Frank all the time
>land a couple weak hits, spam taunt
>repeat for the whole match
Would've been more fun if there was some way for them to express their butthurt to me, and if 90% of matches weren't dc'ers playing Zero.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:41:00 No.134352074 Report

Quoted By: >>134352613

>>134351901
Doing it wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:42:00 No.134352159 Report

Quoted By:

>>134343851
> be warlock at WOW
> burning crusade expansion
> go to nagrand, on top of that flying rocks that are everywhere
> my friend would call people to the group, so we could do that world PVP event that happened in nagrand
> "DON'T WORRY GUYS! WE WILL SUMMON YOU!"
> as soon as they got out of the summoning portal, they would fall to their deaths

Also
> be mage
> niggers ask for teleport after the raid
> TELEPORTS COST LIKE 50 SILVER AND NOBODY EVER PAYS ME!
> Opened up teleport to theramore
> Half the raid would take it
> butthurt everywhere

Also
> be hunter
> miss direct on a guy
> shoots that bombs right before mirmiron on ulduar
> he tries to run away
> kills the raid leader
> I pretend I had nothing to do with it

Wow is an amazing game

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:42:00 No.134352208 Report

Quoted By:

Back in Asheron's Call, my brother and I would gank people and sell their gear back to them, that's about it, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:43:00 No.134352217 Report

Quoted By:

>>134338687
>>134338687
My name is Joshua, I love you too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:43:00 No.134352221 Report

Quoted By:

>>134351474
My thoughts exactly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:44:00 No.134352326 Report

Quoted By:

>>134339739
People who play MMOs religiously don't do it for fun, they do it to get stuff. It's all about showing off your shit basically, and just achieving that. No fun, all work. Brace for Spreadsheets and working overtime.

I'd rather have a group of buddies willing to shit around in an MMO and get into wacky adventures that end up being good bar stories, but I doubt there are any designed like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:45:00 No.134352414 Report

Quoted By:

>>134341307
i know how to have fun.

its just games these days are designed specifically to prevent me from doing so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:46:00 No.134352481 Report

Quoted By:

>>134351294
Only acceptable if you play yoda.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:47:00 No.134352576 Report

Quoted By:

>>134340329
>SCO

Good god I miss that game.
I miss flying deep into enemy territory just to see how long you could before someone caught on.
Hell, I was part of one of the better clans/platoons/whatever on the... uh.. non ANI side. The Covenant, a small 7 man team, our flag was a simple black box with a thin white cross. We were key players in defenses and raids, even if the ANI had the entire backing of the Goons on their side.

Fuck... I miss those days terribly. I used to be a pretty dainty good I-Gear pilot, even if most of the time my internet connection was terrible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:47:00 No.134352613 Report

Quoted By:

>>134352074
i had fun either way

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:49:00 No.134352710 Report

Quoted By:

>>134349847

Please just take anything you want and leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:50:00 No.134352803 Report

Quoted By: >>134352964 >>134353989 >>134354902 >>134356193 >>134360782

>>134349501
Fuck me, that is my dream. Player controlled wars. No shitty NPC's defending.
If someone know a mmo up to date, please inform me. I seriously want to PK players and become hated.
Had fun times playing Tibia.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:51:00 No.134352872 Report

Quoted By: >>134353000 >>134354027

>>134341153
What the fuck is wrong with these people

They're just some fucking cosmetic items for a fucking FPS game

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:51:00 No.134352880 Report

Quoted By:

>Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops Online
>Hacked, overpowered characters
>Circle-strafing shotgun

So much buttmad.

But they deserved to suffer for playing that game's shitty online.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:52:00 No.134352964 Report

Quoted By: >>134353937

>>134352803
Planetside 2 had NPC only wars, if that helps at all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 20:52:00 No.134353000 Report

Quoted By:

>>134352872
>MannConomy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:01:00 No.134353604 Report

Quoted By:

>>134345349
Man, I wish I'd played Ultima back in the day. It always looks so awesome in the screens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:02:00 No.134353760 Report

Quoted By: >>134366952

>Played Tibia many years ago, when PVP was fun and everyone got mad.
>My friends had this guild/clan or something and recommended that I should join their server as a fucking druid, and I would become their runemaker. Druids didn't have shit for spells except one at 120.
>Never level that character, instead level up to 60 easily with my Paladin at the same sever.
>They never knew.
>One day they reject me from the group for not playing Tibia. I really would, but they would force that druid shit on me.
>Decide it is time to unleash hell.
>Sold everything that I didn't need, fuck paying for houses which I was saving up for due to e-peen.
>Stack massive amounts of bolts and healing runes.
>No need for mana except for walking faster.
>For my first friend, I contacted him and told him to meet up to train, after smooth talking for 10 minutes to make him trust my char.
>We walked up to 5 cyclops that were in the mountains through a small path. I promise I would defend but instead I tell him to back away as fast as he could and he did. The cyclops came running. I threw some kind of expensive wand in front of the cyclops and that idiot thought he could grab it. Now he was stuck between me and all those cyclops in a intersection and they kept coming, and he died after taking 10 blows.
>He pleaded with me but I just let my character stand there.
>I picked up his things after killing the cyclops and then visited him in Thais where I apologized to him stating that I was "AFK". I gave him his things and then my other friends said that they would go hunting. I was allowed to come and we were in the pyramids which had many mazes. One by one got lost and I killed them off by quickly locating the others through a spell
Faggots deserved this. I kept killing them for weeks until they all quit and then we played another MMO, which was WOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:03:00 No.134353840 Report

Quoted By:

>WoW
>Chat in /2 all day erry day
>Everybody knows me, bro's with fellow /2 spammers.

Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:04:00 No.134353917 Report

Quoted By:

>MMO

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:05:00 No.134353937 Report

Quoted By:

>>134352964
Roleplaying games, please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:05:00 No.134353989 Report

Quoted By:

>>134352803
I think you'll enjoy Pirates of the Burning sea. Mostly pvp focused, and one of the factions(pirates) is basically designed to be an annoying disgrace to other players.
It also has a 100% player made economy, which means you can do shit like raid a player ship filled with ship making materials, and then take the ship for yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:06:00 No.134354027 Report

Quoted By:

>>134352872
I got called a faggot innumerable times for merely having a Strange Black Box. it's silly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:07:00 No.134354139 Report

Quoted By:

>always start new MMO unguilded with bros
>level up together etc
>still unguilded
>keep waiting
>at max level group with anybody and everybody for everything
>eventually come across players from top guild
>people from best guilds see how we play and that we're unguilded
>join best guild after they invite us

Works everytime; we've been doing this for almost a decade now. And everyone knows you're there because you're a fucking monster at the game, and not because you're old friends with someone already in the guild/dating an officer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:10:00 No.134354314 Report

Quoted By: >>134367076

>the one thing i have always kept doing is pretending I am talking to someone sometimes. I call him phillip and hes my imaginary 6 year old brother.

"I ALREADY GAVE YOU SOMETHING TO EAT LIKE AN HOUR AGO"
"JUST FILL IT WITH WATER AND TURN ON THE STOVE"
"NO. NO. NO YOU MAY NOT COME UP STAY DOWN THERE"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:10:00 No.134354358 Report

Quoted By: >>134354614

>>134351615
>>134351615

What division?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:10:00 No.134354368 Report

Quoted By: >>134367118

>In college
>guy that lives down the hall is a WoW addict
>he doesn't know that my friend and I play
>discovered he was on the same server as me, and my roommate was on another server at the time
>my roommate joins our server, joins alliance and levels up and joins his guild
>gives me all the information of where this guy is, basically spying on him all the time
>I tell my guild and we have 5 or 6 people constantly ganking him whenever he was on
>he couldnt do shit and and no idea why 5 level 60's were camping his body for hours, raging so hard in guild chat
>he made an alt just so he could have some fun
>we did the same thing to him
>we could hear him screaming down the hall
>he joined another server he got so mad

Oh boy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:11:00 No.134354409 Report

Quoted By: >>134369875

Okay, can someone explain this to me.
Back in the day (OLD MMOs) it was all about the player escaping from the main story and just go out and have fun.
That would mean, killing, stealing or exploring.
But today we got this WoW shit all day long. All players are restricted, no one can do the fuck they want. Penalties. PENALTIES EVERYWHERE.
I miss betraying idiots and running around killing people to build famous guilds and clans.
Today it is like,
>WAKE UP
>STAND NEXT TO NPC
>DO NOTHING
>GRIND GRIND GRIND
>CANT DO NOTHING WITH GEAR EXCEPT BE ABLE TO GRIND HARDER MONSTERS
>PVP IS LIMITED
Well fuck, I though MMOs were about wars, not fucking X hating villain Y and then expansion Z comes out with more X and Y buttrage

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:14:00 No.134354614 Report

Quoted By: >>134355121 >>134368107

>>134354358
Sorry but this is a nice thread, and I don't want the children of /v/ to shit it up. On a side note, harbleu was posting in the current tf2 thread on /vg/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:16:00 No.134354787 Report

Quoted By: >>134355054

>used to play WoW
>randoms with my hunter
>misdirect and feign
>"STOP IT NOOB I WILL VOTEKICK"
>"no"
>refused to roll on any loot so the votekick would take longer
>ralphplsgo.jpg

Fuck that game and fuck that community.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:17:00 No.134354863 Report

Quoted By:

>>134339186
This is also the way I rolled.

Heroic Shadow Laberynth before the first boss? Two necromancers still alive.

Fuck you. Decapitated. Haha, you want some mana? Fuck you. Charge.

Live on the edge. It made heroics so much fun. I even made a bunch of friends that always sent me invites so we could zerg instances like that.

Oh 3.0, how you fucked it all up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:17:00 No.134354897 Report

Quoted By: >>134355989

Does TERA feature full on PVP or is it a GRINDING GAME!?
I need a PVP game now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:18:00 No.134354902 Report

Quoted By: >>134355006

>>134352803
You could try dekaron. It's horribly grindy so I suggest a private server. Small community, and you can kill people basically anywhere that isnt major towns. There's a few people on the server who have reputations for being assholes already, so you could surpass them all.

Then if you want to be king asshole you can do siege and win to get a crown by your name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:19:00 No.134355006 Report

Quoted By: >>134355254 >>134369509

>>134354902
>Nexon
Doesn't look fun. Just TONS OF TONS OF TONS OF TONS OF SPELL EFFECTS ON BODY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:20:00 No.134355054 Report

Quoted By:

>>134354787
There was this one mage that joined our guild while we running Tempest Keep. A bunch of us disliked him so we set up a misdirect rotation and some other clever ways of getting him murdered all night. It took them hours to find out what was happening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:21:00 No.134355121 Report

Quoted By: >>134355396

>>134354614
>>134354614

I just wanted an MGE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:23:00 No.134355254 Report

Quoted By: >>134355342

>>134355006
Nexon only recently got a hold of it.
The main game was owned by gamehi for about 6 years, and was published by acclaim in america. It only got transfered to nexon about 2 months ago, and they havent added anything... yet.

Like I said, go for a private server though, the main game will take you ages to reach a level where you wont get stomped by kids who spend like $5000 on gear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:23:00 No.134355257 Report

Quoted By:

>>134351901
>wow
ha! what a nerd! go get a gf fgt

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:24:00 No.134355342 Report

Quoted By:

>>134355254
Nope. It looks bad. Sorry. I doesn't seem fun at all.

Anonymous

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GTA 4 Story

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:24:00 No.134355371 Report

Quoted By:

>playing GTA 4 online with friend
>its that race mode with no rules
>me and friend are even, till he shoots my shit and kills me
>respawn somewhere, across street is a fire truck
>the fuck am I gonna win with that?
>look at map
>see that hes gotta get on a bridge to win the race
>take firetruck
>park it in front of the bridge
>wait in corner with an I found smg
>he stops, sees fire truck completely blocking him
>"wtf ? Why is there a- "
>shoot him in head through the front window
>move fire trucka bit
>steal his car
>turn on radio,
>busta rhymes - where my money
>he yells "blasphemy" the rest of the game
>I win the race
>his face when
I don't normally get revenge, but when I do, its awesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:25:00 No.134355396 Report

Quoted By:

>>134355121
I don't play comp anymore, and I don't even have tf2 installed. There's some tryhards in the /vg/ tf2 threads I think. If you wanna play against some people from /v/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:26:00 No.134355491 Report

Quoted By:

>Used to play a certain FPS only when drunk.
>Would put girlfriend on headset
>Fake valley girl accent
>"LOL how do you do this?!"
>"I like totally shot you!"
>"OMG that little boy just said I was a faggot!"

Constantly top player as dumb valley girl. She would alternately pretend to be a Southern Baptist Minister, talking about how wimminz only need to make babbies and sammiches and shit. She's pretty funny when she's improv-ing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:30:00 No.134355732 Report

Quoted By:

>fucking around in a random online room for Saints Row 2
>follow this one guy around, killing him in progressively funnier ways
>he and his buddy are in a gunfight
>drop a helicopter on them
>mfw the rage

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:33:00 No.134355989 Report

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>>134354897

It's a pvp game. Open world, player-controlled territory, and all that jazz.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:34:00 No.134356034 Report

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Shortly before Modern Warfare 3 was scheduled to come out and all the CoD kiddies were getting into a frenzy, the Black Ops servers were far more populated than usual. I dusted off my copy of Black Ops on a whim when I went to see a friend. Neither of us were particularly big fans of Call of Duty, but we decided to see if we could still out-play 90% of the children on the servers in the most retarded ways possible, so we both signed into our Xbox accounts and did some split screen. This is basically how it would go down:

>Search and Destroy
>Maximum aim sensitivity
>Flamethrower attachments and explosive crossbows only
>No camping
>Super Pro 360 No-scope Flamethrower kills are preferable.
>If either of us gets hate mail, the other person replies to it via their own account to add further confusion
>The main goal is to either be the last two people left alive on our team (forcing them to spectate us) or to get the final kill. It doesn't hurt to get both.

The number of messages we got was hilarious, and the best thing was that despite our incredibly impractical set-ups we would still win each game. The slow-mo on one of the game-winning kill cams revealed that between the initial hit with my flamethrower and the moment at which the other guy died, I had successfully made three full rotations.

I swear, getting fun out of Call of Duty can be like getting blood from a rock or Episode 3 from a Gaben, but that day was a special exception.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:37:00 No.134356193 Report

Quoted By:

>>134352803
TERA has that. It's more Guild PVP focused with guilds declaring war on other guilds, while PVPs declare themselves outlaws and kill other players.

The only problem is, the moment you go outlaw solo, you will get ganged up on by all of the non outlaws.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:38:00 No.134356276 Report

Quoted By:

>playing Battlefield 3
>Conquest Large on Operation Firestorm
>I just got the game so my Recon rifles are low-tier
>using an SV98 with an 8x
>guy in the hills with a Ballistic Scope hella far away
>get in a little shooting contest with him
>"what the fuck my shots are landing right on him"
>he kills me after around 5 shots
>he's using an M98B
>he says "lol sup"
>I call him bad for thinking he's good for using a superior rifle and more powerful scope
>I spawn in a jet
>zoom across the map, eject
>I crawl prone along the map boundary line for a minute
>see his dot on the radar because you just know that faggot is taking so many shots
>MY BODY IS READY
>SPRINTING INTO THE SUICIDE ZONE
>three seconds until the microchip in my brain explodes
>knife the fuck out of that guy
>lol sup nigger thanks for the tags
>banned for racism
>felt so good

I also think that I was beyond the effective range of my SV98.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:39:00 No.134356369 Report

Quoted By:

>Playing Tribes
>XXXWEED420SNIPAAAHXX
>Gets his shit raped literally every single game I had the misfortune to play with him
>Scott_the_huggy_muffin_bear
>Is very quiet excepting a few mild words
>rapes everyone's shit

Every time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:41:00 No.134356501 Report

Quoted By: >>134362067

>any online game now
>name myself BieberFever
>spam Justin Bieber #1 qt <3
>rape face
>people getting upset
>make fun of their musical taste
>they get buttfurious

People will defend to the death their taste in music.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:41:00 No.134356502 Report

Quoted By: >>134356754

>Everquest II back before it changed everything to try to become a WoW clone
>Rolling in a small, powergaming PvP guild full of bros
>Trolling around Darklight woods, killing low level Freeporters with a guild bro
>We're at it for 2 hours, just shooting the shit over ventrillo while griefing like crazy
>Suddenly all the lowbies and a few guys closer to our level are all in a 4x raid group
>We immediately invis and run from the zone
>A few more of our bros join us, go back in
>6 against 24
>Win
>Continue winning over and over, refuse to leave the zone for hours.
>Eventually we get a message from a GM: "Get out of Darklight Woods now or you're banned. Only warning."
>Relocate to The Commonlands
>Rinse and repeat

MMO's are bastions for trolling. Also:
>Guild is bored as hell
>We all decide to roll Fae illusionists
>Faes are a tiny ass fairy race, also put height slider to as low as it can go
>All look and name ourselves very similarly
>Get the illusion spell that creates a double of yourself
>Also get the spell that shrinks your size by 50%
>Proceed to run around in a raid group composed fully of 1/2 foot tall fairys, all of which have 1/2 foot tall doppelganger pets, casting crowd control, paralysis and debuff spells, while pecking away at their health

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:43:00 No.134356631 Report

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>New to the fighting games genre
>Only been playing arcade mode in SF IV AE
>Just started playing online a week ago
>Already got a perfect round against the #3 T.Hawk as Honda
Even though I lost the match in the end, I can't help but say I'm proud
Too bad I'm bad against fireball characters though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:45:00 No.134356754 Report

Quoted By: >>134356892

>>134356502
Sounds like a shitty GM. Playing the game shouldn't get you a warning or a ban.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:48:00 No.134356883 Report

Quoted By:

Ohh wow, this thread is still up? Ive been playing SC5 since I posted >>134345107

>join beginner lobby
>everyone has mic's
>playing against a swedish nightmare as Asta
>every time I land a hit on him he goes
>"OHH MY GOD, FUCK YOU LUCKER, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE REACH ON THAT ATTACK?!" in a shitty swedish kid accent
>gets a lucky ring out
>I owned you
>crush him 3-1
>next guy is some ameritard who is trying to annoy the shit out of everyone by putting his 3 year old daughter next to the microphone
>NOPE
>Leave lobby
>make own lobby without mics
>everyone is nice, fun for hours

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:48:00 No.134356892 Report

Quoted By:

>>134356754
EQII was full of that shit. There was a period of time where assassins were basically unstoppable in PvP combat unless you were one of maybe 2 classes, or had friends with you. The months ticked on and PvP rebalance happened again and again, but Assassins remained broken as shit.

Then it came out that the reason the guy who was heading up the PvP changes played Assassin himself. Gee, what a shock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:48:00 No.134356953 Report

Quoted By: >>134367550

>Metal Gear Online
>Throw down a magazine
>Idiot blunders into it like a retard (Who the fuck uses stealth in a stealthy game?
>Hold up
>Get him to the ground
>Smack the shit out of him until unconscious
>Throw a magazine nearby
>He gets up and instantly caught by it
>Repeat

Even funnier was when faggots would tell me to GIT GUD when they're using exploits and I'm fucking them up with a knife

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:53:00 No.134357239 Report

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>>134344968
>BF3
>metro 64m conquest
>on US so by default losing
>equip smoke grenades
>smoke EVERYFUCKINGWHERE
>the stairs
>the tunnel
>the escalators
>my face when I was solely responsible for getting our team pushed back to spawn, and I didn't die once

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:54:00 No.134357297 Report

Quoted By: >>134357492 >>134357513 >>134357554 >>134358030

>Playing Runescape
>Camp just outside where the rune ore in the wilderness was
>Dumbass in full gear comes up to mine
>Fuck him up
>Get quite a bit of loot
>He messages me five seconds later, asking for his shit back
>About to say no, but decide against it
>Tell him I'll trade all his stuff back for 500,000 gold
>Meet him near the wilds, give him his shit back for the gold
>Stalk him
>He goes right back to the fucking rune ore
>Kill him again
>Get all his stuff again

Fucking Runescape, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:56:00 No.134357492 Report

Quoted By: >>134357690

>>134357297
I spent countless hours tricking people into going into the wildy. Endlessly entertaining.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:57:00 No.134357513 Report

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>>134357297
You! You're... You're me!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:57:00 No.134357554 Report

Quoted By: >>134357789 >>134385838

>>134357297
Oh god, don't get me started on Runescape
>Telling people that dropping an item and hitting alt-F4 then picking it back up would dupe it
>"Hey guys, Runescape blocks your password automatically, see: XXXXXXX"
>Offering millions for high level equipment, then changing to 1 gold at the last second before they accept.
>The wilderness, period.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:57:00 No.134357560 Report

Quoted By: >>134357845 >>134358062 >>134358257

This thread exemplifies the one quality of online multiplayer that most developers just can't seem to understand- schadenfreude. It adds flavor and competitive pranky nature and entices other players to interact with each other, which is the most important part of a multiplayer game. Nobody likes a multi-single player game(IE dungeon running in WoW and etc where you just go through the motions and nothing ever happens).

And this is why TORtanic failed as hard as it did.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 21:59:00 No.134357690 Report

Quoted By: >>134358041

>>134357492

I was able to trick a kid that was recharging an amulet of glory to go in and kill the dragon. He was wearing a red mask. This was back in 2005~. He begged me for it for a long time, then I told him he would get a chance to stake it back.

He put up 200k, I destroyed him.

I logged back in two years ago for the first time since 2006, and he sent me a message asking for it ten minutes after I logged in.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:01:00 No.134357789 Report

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>>134357554
>Offering millions for high level equipment, then changing to 1 gold at the last second before they accept.
>offering 1000 gold and a needle

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:02:00 No.134357845 Report

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>>134357560
Well, shit used to happen until the retarded aoe tanking and crowd controll changes of 3.0. Oh, and the dungeon finder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:03:00 No.134357931 Report

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>Decide to try a private WoW server with a RL friend.
>We both roll a level 100 Rogue full of epics and artifacts.
>Teleport to the Alliance island (Kinda like a GM island but everyone from the Alliance would hang out there)
>Keep killing everyone and vanishing.
>Everyone is looking for us, everyone is raging at us.
>Keep doing that shit for some hours.
>See a lonely lvl 1 mob walking around.
>Kill him.
>We get killed immediately.
>It's a GM from the Server.
>Tells us to stop or we get banned.
>Continue killing everyone in sight, get perma-banned from the server.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:04:00 No.134358030 Report

Quoted By: >>134358363

>>134357297
>runescape

Man I remember back when it was open pvp everywhere and there was no wilderness. Absolute divine chaos. I think there were guards that would aggro but they could be killed so easily it was retarded. Funniest shit was when they first put in agility, and there was a training camp out in the wilderness that you had to go to to actually max it out. I was one of the first people to get my agility high and go there. It was funny as hell watching people attempt to follow/kill me through the training course. I actually got a few people killed by the course, and I was fucking naked. One guy died in the course and dropped...I think dragon axe was the best at the time? I picked it up and put on my prayers and obliterated some other guy who followed me as soon as he reached the exit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:04:00 No.134358041 Report

Quoted By: >>134358423

>>134357690
I gotta say, I think that sort of tenacity ought to be rewarded.

You give him it back?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:04:00 No.134358062 Report

Quoted By: >>134358164 >>134358282

>>134357560
TERA is the answer.
>Dat graphics
>Dat open world
>Dat player controlled territories
It is like playing The World from .//HACK

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:06:00 No.134358164 Report

Quoted By: >>134358465

>>134358062

I somewhat agree, but the community isn't that good.
It's filled with meme spouting faggots, shitties and ERPers

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:07:00 No.134358257 Report

Quoted By: >>134358806 >>134359978

>>134357560
>playing TOR
>level 50
>RP-PvP
>standing amongst a group of jedi on Tatooine that're for an imperial quest, so they're friendly to me but aggresive to them
>they hit them with an AoE
>run with the NPCs
>by the time the second person is dead they realize what's going on
>try to run away
>run them down and mercilessly slaughter them
>5 minutes later
>get a tell from a level 1 calling me a faggot

TOR has a lot of trolling capability, you just have to set it up a bit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:07:00 No.134358282 Report

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>>134358062
>implying the real answer isn't GW2

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:09:00 No.134358363 Report

Quoted By:

>>134358030
Funny thing is, that OPEN WORLD PVP code was never removed from Runescape actually.
There was a competition years ago in which players would try to get the newest weapon from player houses with arenas. So this guy finally gets it and starts to kick everyone out the house to prevent other players to get the weapon while he tries to sell it and then he gets teleported out and walks to the nearest town whilst players are following him. Accidentally he clicks at a player and at that moment the player gets attacked and kills him and he continues on his spree collecting hats and rare items because they couldn't fight back. Eventually a GM had to step in and take that item away from him. There should be some videos on youtube.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:09:00 No.134358423 Report

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>>134358041
Lets just say we staked again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:10:00 No.134358465 Report

Quoted By: >>134358542

>>134358164
>ERPers
Oh god, no fuck that.
But this gives you a reason to kill those faggots. /v/ guilds are sometimes the answer if the leader isn't a total dick or a brony.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:10:00 No.134358469 Report

Quoted By: >>134358681 >>134372171

>In guild wars, make a touch ranger
>For those who don't know, its a ranger/necro combo that uses vampiric touch skills to gain health
>Run around being completely invincible
>Entire teams have focused on me and been unable to kill me
>I just chase them around touch-touch-touch-touch
I always pictured him as being a dandy fop, prancing around saying 'touch' every time he used the skill

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:11:00 No.134358542 Report

Quoted By: >>134358684

>>134358465
> /v/ guilds are sometimes the answer if the leader isn't a total dick or a brony.

Or if he has an iron fist and squashes out the RandumXDD meme spouting faggots early.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:13:00 No.134358652 Report

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>playing wow
>TBC
>Isle of Quel'Danas
>roll blood elf mage
>find a sweet spot where I can attack people who are at the questgivers and not get attacked by guards
>people fight back
>they get killed by guards
>someone gets close
>blink and invis
>repeat
>never die
>check out butthurt on forums

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:13:00 No.134358670 Report

Quoted By: >>134358730

>play UT
>name myself God
>playing on a favorite server
>a wild Christian appears
>snipe him over and over
>he tells me to change my name
>lolno
>every time he comes out into the open to try and take the flag, he loses his head, both in-game and figuratively
>eventually he starts trying to play smart, shooting at me with a sniper rifle of his own, bringing shield belts into the mix, and even firing a deemer at me
>fails ever fucking time
>his text is getting incomprehensible
>he ragequits, I have top kills and most flag defends
>mfw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:13:00 No.134358681 Report

Quoted By:

>>134358469
First image that came to mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:13:00 No.134358684 Report

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>>134358542
Good riddance.
I still haven't gotten my beta invite though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:13:00 No.134358715 Report

Quoted By: >>134358861

>City of Heroes
>I learn teleport, my bro learns fly/group fly
>Go to huge, wide open zones
>Bro uses team fly to get me really high in the air
>Offer to teleport people across the zone
>Anybody who accepts is immediately teleported 20,000 feet in the air to fall to their death

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:14:00 No.134358730 Report

Quoted By: >>134358798

>>134358670

Jesus Died Lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVc2ymSfGOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:14:00 No.134358732 Report

Quoted By: >>134359060

>BF:BC2
>Load up on mines and extra mines as engineer
>Charge the Mcom building
>Dropping mines as I move through the house
>Drop last mines on Mcom
>Any explosive in the building sets of a chain reaction of mines which kill anybody in the house and take the mcom to 1/2 health

Dear god that was fun as fun to do. Also

>Carry C4
>Enemies in second floor of building or up a cliff
>Jump and throw c4 with the right timing
>Causes c4 to fly 2 stories high, through windows and onto roofs
>Detonate C4
>Kill fucking everybody

Never got tired of c4

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:15:00 No.134358798 Report

Quoted By:

>>134358730
That guys is a legend. Nice that people remember him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:15:00 No.134358806 Report

Quoted By: >>134359369

>>134358257
You have to go out of your way for it. And griefing can ALWAYS be done, but griefing shouldn't be the only meaningful entertainment you have with a game, that just means it's a terrible game. For example APB is fucking amazing for griefing, but retardedly bad as a game. You just enjoy making people suffer/being a pissant, and there are better games for that, which not only make it easier to do but are much better constructed and entertaining outside of the griefing.

And I think you kind of missed the point of my post, schadenfreude isn't just griefing but generally being able to observe and laugh at others. Furthermore my point was more related to enticing players to actually want to interact with each other, because that's what a fucking multiplayer game is for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:16:00 No.134358861 Report

Quoted By:

>>134358715
Nagrand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:17:00 No.134358954 Report

Quoted By:

>people thinking griefing in an fps is anything like griefing some faggot on hatemoo (formerly hellmoo) and taking all of his precious text items and his head

The tears are much more delicious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:18:00 No.134359047 Report

Quoted By:

There are still no OPEN WORLD PVP MMO out there.
That's the truth of the universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:19:00 No.134359060 Report

Quoted By:

>>134358732
>see wookiees hiding in an attic
>run over to the building, plant C4 all over the floor beneath them
>run out
>detonate
>WHUMP
>kill
>kill
>kill
>kill
>kill

Oh lord, nothing better than dem wookiee clumps.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:22:00 No.134359343 Report

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A couple of friends and I used to fly around in outland to gank people in the air. This was when bodies stayed floating where they died.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:23:00 No.134359369 Report

Quoted By: >>134360320

>>134358806
Believe me bro, I know what schadenfreude is. I was just responding to your claim that TOR seemingly had no trolling capability (or at least that's what I took from it)

Anyways, yeah, had a Bothan in SWG named Schadenfreude. He liked to steal and/or rearrange things from houses after people gave him access to their house. Once, I was given access to someone's house where they had an assload of paintings all neatly placed in his giant house, so one night he logs off, I pop in, and move them all to the same room. I don't think words can encapsulate the amount of rage that caused. Got kicked out of the guild for that. Totally worth it, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:25:00 No.134359541 Report

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I have a story from when I used to play COD 4 on the PC (this was like 3 years ago)

>lose my profile due to hd crash
>have to start all over again
>join a hardcore tdm server, matches would last 1 hour and a half or so
>pipeline
>say in chat at the begging of the match "i'm new, please be kind xD"
>use the starting kit with the mp5, run around the tunnels buttraping everyone
>finish on top of the scoreboard with 103-12
>achieved lvl 13 in one match

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:26:00 No.134359580 Report

Quoted By: >>134359746 >>134359848

>playing gmod with friend
>set up a giant burning cross
>hang a black character model from it
>start marching it around server
>decide to put thrusters on back of black man
>some guy comes up and starts bitching about how it's racist
>turn on thrusters
>a burning black man proceeds to spin 1,000 mph
>nails the guy complaining
>kills him, sending him flying across the map
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:26:00 No.134359606 Report

Quoted By:

Heres a classic

>World of Warcraft (TBC? Not sure)
>get a group of players into Mount Hyjal
>go into the lake beneath The World Tree
>get a warlock to buff with underwater breathing so you dont drown
>make a summoning portal at the bottom
>one dude invites randoms in a major city
>EVERYONE wants to join so they can get to mount hyjal
>the lake is so deep they all drown
>have to ressurect at the spirit healer in the middle of fucking nowhere
>25% durability loss, 10 minutes of ress sickness
>fuck yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:28:00 No.134359746 Report

Quoted By: >>134360556

>>134359580
God damn it, I'm sick as fuck with a nose and throat thing and laughing hurts like a bitch, and I can't stop laughing imagining that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:29:00 No.134359821 Report

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>glorious days of Halo 3
>steamrolling bitches in Team or Social Deathmatch
>win by a huge margin
>"Too Good" the opposite team so the matchmaking system pairs them with higher skilled players.

Best days though
>Make alternate, temporary gamertags
>name them all after obscure Venture Brothers villains
>White Noise, Tiny Joseph, The Intangible Fancy, and Truckulez rollin' deep

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:30:00 No.134359848 Report

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>>134359580
isn't there another gif with the exact same shit except its got text over it? it says something like "come children, its time for your dinner" or something. i always read it in a german voice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:30:00 No.134359859 Report

Quoted By: >>134359992

>Korean MMO II: Electric Boogalo
>Play as a Hunter
>PvP Zone, just minding my business
>XBoxhuge Knight kills everyone for shits and giggles
>I just stand there and watch him as they try to Zergrush him
>He is about to Die
Not on my Watch!
>Kill his Attackers, flee with him
>We become bros, tells me that he was just laughing that I was just standing there

too bad that the game sucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:31:00 No.134359978 Report

Quoted By:

>>134358257
There is cache inside that space where the spaceship is broken in two that always gives you orange and blue items plus 7-10k credits, it respawns every 5 minutes or so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:32:00 No.134359992 Report

Quoted By: >>134360087

>>134359859

Do you got an alternative MMO with PVP?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:33:00 No.134360069 Report

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>playing BF3
>Siene Crossing (I think, the one that only gives you one tank and one jeep , and has bridges)
>somehow the enemy team managed to get their tank and humvee both stuck in the water
>they're trying to drive them out, looks like they're humping
>blocking the stairs to get out of the water
>about half the enemy team is down there 'cause they keep spawning on each other
>hop down with C4
>plant it all over the tank and humvee
>hop back up
>one of them notices what I'm doing
>last message before explosion is "oh god no"
>my face when there were so many killed I couldn't even keep count
>laughing so hard for the rest of the match I only got one more kill

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:33:00 No.134360087 Report

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>>134359992
no, i don't play mmo's anymore and the ones i was playing are dead or shutdown

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:33:00 No.134360108 Report

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>playing on a RP MUD
>50+ players constantly, very nice server
>pretending to be a girl
>everyone loves me because I'm super nice, eventually they help me get to level 30 and get me the best thief weapons on the server (literally 'a katar', lolmuds)
>randomly snap one day and just start murdering people
>continue to just murder everyone, roleplaying the entire time
>spare only one person

>mfw I erp raped her
>"Tell the others what happened to you."
>perm'd probably 20-30 people, sacrificed all good aligned character to god of thieves for bonus stats
>leave the MUD before the gods (basically GMs) come on to punish me
>the game is still up but no one plays it, almost 8 years later
>randomy logged in my old character, still there, still overpowered
>massive bounty on my head

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:34:00 No.134360156 Report

Quoted By:

Go on a Valve server. There should be about 5 to 10 snipers. Equip a bitchin cloak and dagger, get behind them and start spamming
>spy
or some shit.

Gun them down if they throw piss. Watch them ragequit. Sending you a raging message if you are lucky.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:35:00 No.134360209 Report

Quoted By: >>134360345

>play WoW
>meet girl
>convince her to cam for me after knowing her for awhile
>get her to masturbate with a flute
>she's a virgin
>accidently pops her cherry
>tells me her boyfriend is pissed and doesn't believe she's a virgin when they first had sex
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:36:00 No.134360297 Report

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>playing Runescape around 2006
>outside of the south exit of Varrock
>strong dark wizards in a stone circle near there
>friend and I convince level 3-8 players to follow me to the circle
>me and friend laugh as they get killed by the dark wizards
>steal their stuff and dispose of it in the upstairs of a house in south Varrock
>newbies get mad and private message me threatening to report me
>never once get b& for it
>friend and I do this several times

What I'm wondering is if anyone actually fell for this trick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:36:00 No.134360320 Report

Quoted By: >>134360648

>>134359369
Nah, I was just quipping TOR for being shitty and for purposely trying to push away what should be it's best strength, which is player interaction.

Also house griefing was always best in minecraft, mostly because the special brand of autist that plays that shitpile gets extremely pissed off when you even walk NEAR their shit none the less actually do something to it. I was always subtle enough to not get caught, but infuriating enough to get people to bitch about my shit constantly.

My favorite trick was for the idiots that used floor panels that opened their doors because they were too braindead to open the doors themselves. While they were out of their house I'd dig straight down one block inside of their door, at least far enough to kill them from fall damage. Without fail they'd ALWAYS fall for it, many even multiple times. I had a bunch of different variations as well, my favorite was one that would time an 8 box ring of tnt at the bottom of a pit connected to their door panel, and making the pit only like 5-6 blocks deep, so they'd fall, and have just enough time to realize they were next to tnt that was detonating, and under the tnt ring I would have a layer of lava to melt all their items.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:37:00 No.134360345 Report

Quoted By: >>134360451 >>134360557

>>134360209
>tells me her boyfriend is pissed and doesn't believe she's a virgin when they first had sex

How retarded and outdated do you have to be if you really believe that "girls always bleed during their first time" story?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:38:00 No.134360451 Report

Quoted By: >>134360648

>>134360345
Sounds like some girls were lyin' about being virgins to ya boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:39:00 No.134360503 Report

Quoted By: >>134360705

>>134344117
Play EVE. Permakill someone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:40:00 No.134360556 Report

Quoted By:

>>134359746
I am glad you found my story amusing!

Get well soon, being sick sucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:40:00 No.134360557 Report

Quoted By: >>134360648

>>134360345
>he doesn't know what a hymen is!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:40:00 No.134360574 Report

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>Logging into an usuals trade server in TF2
>Playing with my friend, 1on1 Sniper battle
>12-year-old joins
>Wants to trade
>I tell him, that I have some crates
>He wants to trade me
>I told him no, because he sounds like a 12-year-old guy
>friends starts laughing out loudly
>I'm disconnectig
>kid rages

MISSHUN COMPLETE

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:40:00 No.134360579 Report

Quoted By: >>134360858 >>134360890 >>134361046

>Play Runescape
>Throw on some swanky clothes
>Go on one of the RP servers
>Tell people that i'm having an exotic drop party in the jungle and that they should bring their finest items to show off
>Bring them to the jungle
>Tribesmen come out and poison the fuck out of all of them
>They all die
>Leave with over 7m worth of items
>mfw the messages I got in the next 10 minutes
Oh lordy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:41:00 No.134360648 Report

Quoted By: >>134360750

>>134360320
>wandering around on an extremely low resource server
>find a house out in the fucking open
>stuff is just lying around in the chests
>take a stack of wheat and some stacks of wood
>go to his garden and plant some wheat and trees, more than twice the amount I took
>he returns while Im planting seeds in his garden
>he flips the fuck out and kills me
>burn his house down

>>134360451
Nah, I have never fucked a virgin. At least not that I know of.

>>134360557
>He doesnt know a hymen can break without having had sex!
>maybe the fucking story I replied to would be an obvious enough example!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:42:00 No.134360705 Report

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>>134360503
After 1 year of playing the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:42:00 No.134360750 Report

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>>134360648
Nigga, I punch hymens for a livin' and they always bleed the first time if virgin.

Takes three or four punches to bleed without virgin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:43:00 No.134360782 Report

Quoted By: >>134360968 >>134361351 >>134361353

>>134352803
I think EVE online is something like this, and World of Darkness will be something similar, but yeah, EVE is a space simulator thing, not very "fun based"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:43:00 No.134360858 Report

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>>134360579
The amount of stupid in that game is shocking sometimes. I've pulled off the most obvious bullshit trap crap in that game, like trapped chests in banks and stuff. How dumb do you have to be to think popping that chest is a good idea?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:44:00 No.134360890 Report

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>>134360579
>>Tribesmen come out and poison the fuck out of all of them

Oh god, my sides. Well played, sir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:45:00 No.134360968 Report

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>>134360782
>not fun
Clearly you were not a part of goonswarm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRlrFudaEs8

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:45:00 No.134361031 Report

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>play sci-fi RP MUD
>smuggler/bounty hunter multi-class
>hijack essentially a star destroyer
>fly capital ship into the faction's space undetected
>get in their base
>kidnap their leader
>take him on my stolen overpowered unstoppable ship, listening on their faction channel as they all freak out that their godking is missing
>fly star destroyer into uncharted space, set course for a black hole
>blackmail him into making me new godqueen
>fly back to main base, integrate into the leadership, no one questions me
>move in on my new godking husbando
>he tries to ERP with me
>say no
>he tries to rape my character
>break bindings (bounty hunter only skill aww ye)
>stab him dead, take over faction, become essentially emperor palaptine with tits and no spacemagic
>character dies heroically on the front lines of battle, ushering in a new age of tyranny for previous said faction, who is now avenging two fallen leaders who both fell to the 'rebel scum'.
>they still talk about me on this game to this day

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:46:00 No.134361046 Report

Quoted By: >>134361730

>>134360579
I miss the days when games actually allowed this. You're stupid and got tricked into something? Good, you deserved it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:47:00 No.134361184 Report

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>gmod rp server with 5 friends
>we hog thief, hacker and rebel spots
>one of my friends is a regular on the server and got a lot of cash
>buy loads of guns and moneyprinters
>starts breaking into the same guys gun shop every 15:th minute and steal all his stuff
>tries to report us to the admin for DM
>admin ignores him tells him thats okay according to the rules
>we do this for 5 times before he leaves
>we pick a new target
>its the admin
>kicks us all after the first break in
oh well

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:49:00 No.134361316 Report

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>get a netbook
>trying to find some online games to play with a friend
>"hey let's play urban terror, haven't played that in a while"
>download, install, boot it up
>game plays just fine
>suddenly, people start shooting
>5-10 fps
>"what the fuck man, i can't play this shit"
>try to play this shit for about 10 minutes
>friend gives up and leaves
>goof around for the rest of the round
>jumping around like a dumbass, getting killed every 10 seconds
>jump around a corner and shoot randomly
>guy just happens to have been sneaking around said corner
>headshot
>laugh, spin the mouse randomly and click
>somehow get another headshot on a guy coming out of a corner behind me
>guy on opposite team saw the whole thing, just stands there
>says holy shit
>walk up to him
>start jumping around each other face-to-face
>get killed by everyone else
>we always find each other after we die and continue our merry jump dance

Most fun I've ever had in an online game

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:49:00 No.134361351 Report

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>>134360782
Eve is an interactive screensaver, and it's more just hurr durr politics and resource gathering.

Now WoD. That's getting an actual combat system and is supposed to not be something that takes 20 million years to get on a level playing field. And it's all going to be player controlled, even the princes will be players. Not to mention they're using masquerade lore, so if they do it right, it's gonna be damn sexy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:50:00 No.134361353 Report

Quoted By: >>134361473

>>134360782
Source on WoD having PVP, please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:50:00 No.134361367 Report

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>playing bad company 2 on the pc
>being jesus on ice with the tracerdart\rpg combo
>play on a 1000 ticket server top of the score board
>every time i killed someone i would immediatly type "nope"
>banned forever
>reason:" nope"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:51:00 No.134361473 Report

Quoted By: >>134361560

>>134361353
Pretty sure I read somewhere that you can permadie in WoD if you get a blood hunt on you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:52:00 No.134361560 Report

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>>134361473
Okay, that triggered my memory. I remember that too.

Rick Grimes !!RRyH+JhqIMa

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Rick Grimes !!RRyH+JhqIMa Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:53:00 No.134361579 Report

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>Me and a console casual friend of mine playing Dead Frontier
>Dicking around in Arena
>Doing pretty well, we're both decked out with high powered pistols and shotguns
>Some guy named XslayerX comes in, slaps everyone's shit
>He keeps posting shit like "Ia m the god of the wasteland, the black death, fear me" and shit
>He's being serious
>Me and my friend are Skyping and devise a plan
>He runs out into the open with slayer, completely naked, no weapon
>Since he's naked he's way faster than slayer
>Slayer finally gets him with a bodyshot, bro is on the verge of death
>I pop outta nowhere as slayer types up something like "Take your last breath"
>3 consecutive meatshots with a mid-tier shotgun
>Switch to my revolver
>Empty all 6 .357s into him
>He dies
>Our faces when he screamed shit about how we had made a bad choice and the wasteland would punish us, we were hackers, etc

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:53:00 No.134361595 Report

Quoted By: >>134364138

>Runescape
>Me and bro out for blood
>Noob blood
>Go to monks of Zamorak church
>When noobs walk by tell them to take the Wine of Zamorak
>5/10 would do it instantly
>Others took some persuading
>"Oh you can get away with it bro, the monks are noobs"
>When dumb noobfag took the wine the monks attack
>Noob tries to escape through the door
>Me and bro spam clicking the door to shut
>Noob can't open the door yet still clicking frantically
>Starts swearing and begging for life
>"fucking you noobs let me out I'm gonna die!" "please let me out!"
>Me and bro taunting the noob and his desperation
>"lol bro why don't you just open the door and run?"
>Monks still swarming and eventually slay the noob
>MFW he was finally dead and we take his stuff.

>We did this for weeks before it got old lol.
>So many dead noobs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:54:00 No.134361665 Report

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>>134342035

By far the best online experience I've ever had. When I first started, I only used the chainsaw. Whole lotta mad came out of those lobbies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:54:00 No.134361730 Report

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>>134361046
>WARNING
>WARNING
>ENTERING DANGEROUS ZONE, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO PROCEED?

>15 gravestones
>free telepors to the whole map

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:56:00 No.134361862 Report

Quoted By: >>134385095 >>134388705

"May I pass, Dockmaster Angwe?"
"No"

http://liquidcode.org/~lostman/wow/dkeserver.se/stuff/angwe/

All hail the greatest ganker who ever lived. I don't know where he went when the trolling dried up, but I can only hope he found another source of butthurt abundant enough to satisfy him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:58:00 No.134361996 Report

Quoted By: >>134362241

I miss UO.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 22:59:00 No.134362067 Report

Quoted By:

>>134356501
I know you.

I don't know how, But even then I knew you were just too good to not be a fake.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:01:00 No.134362241 Report

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>>134361996

>that feel when Richard Garriott will never work on an Ultima game again
>that feel when UO is not Ultima
>that feel when ninjas, robots, elves
>that feel when trammel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:07:00 No.134362741 Report

Quoted By: >>134363394

>playing halo 3
>other 4 team mates are in a group
>they quit as soon as the match starts so they can delevel (hate that shit)
>other team sends me messages, telling me to quit
>ignore that
>hide all over the level, killing anyone that comes near
>match lasts full time count
>i win, 15 kills to 1

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:10:00 No.134362985 Report

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>Monster Hunter Tri
>finish making gear sets for favorite weapons
>nothing to do in game
>make gun which shoots lots and lots of tiny pellets which interrupt most other players' attacks and use of items
>enter random rooms
>prevent people from attacking monsters
>heal monster
>prevent people from skinning monsters
>do shit damage
>still convince people I'll stop next time, because my character is a girl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:13:00 No.134363241 Report

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>Used to be godly at Toribash
>Playing a twinswords server, dicking around not really trying to kill anyone
>During each fight I use my swords to launch myself like a mile into the air and start squawking like a bird
>People start getting rustled
>Some guy challenges me and tells me to leave if I can't beat him
>Fight starts and I curl my guy into the fetal position
>He gets ready to kill me, drawing it out and preparing a lunge
>He lunges with both swords at me
>An instant before he hits me I launch myself into the sky by springing up from my fetal position
>He completely misses me, and just as I pass by him I kick him in the head, decapitating him
>My face during

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:14:00 No.134363394 Report

Quoted By:

>>134362741

I had a similar experience except instead of hiding my friend and I jumped off the map when we spawned throughout the match

We were not giving them the satisfaction of killing us so we an hero'd all game

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:15:00 No.134363471 Report

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> Playing HoN with a group of buddies.
> Everyone has to "Ready" up in order to start matchmaking.
> Say "Hey guys, ready up."
> Everyone readies
> Quickly change a setting on and off so it makes them all no longer ready.
> Say "What the fuck, guys. Ready up!"
> Everyones starting to get confused.
> Repeat the process a few more times, each time acting more and more frustrated.
> Everyone starts getting frustrated because I'm yelling at them to hit the ready button and stop fucking around.
> This goes on for a good 2 or 3 minutes before I start the game for real.
I still havent told them what I did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:17:00 No.134363642 Report

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>tribes ascend
>make new account
>enter game
>add account as friend on main account
>join friend
>close other game window
>enjoy people on Llama Island whining about a high rank player being there
It is some fun shit, boy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:19:00 No.134363785 Report

Quoted By: >>134364780

>private WOW: BC server
>i was a lvl 70 blood elf rogue, fully equiped with t6 gear and dual warglaives enchanted with mongoose
>be on a desert plain area, can't remember the name
>find a lvl 59 orc rogue getting ganked by this lvl 70 ret draenei pally, equiped with t6
>go for it, stunlock the pally and kill him
>as the orc resurrects I stealth and as I'm leaving, a buddy from the pally comes and resses him
>they kill the orc
>I kill them, almost dying myself
>the orc comes back to life, I teach him how to stunlock and we stalth-camp their bodies
>kill them 4 more times, then I give some gold to the orc and we part ways
>I kill the ret pally one more time because

Those were the good times. Too bad I suck at griefing and don't know any game that you can do so from early on.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:19:00 No.134363790 Report

Quoted By: >>134364225

The closest I've done is being "that guy". The one who is prancing around in god tier armor but is the nicest motherfucker, and helps out the little newbie guys.
'Course, that's only because that happened to me. It's a wondrous cycle

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:21:00 No.134363965 Report

Quoted By:

I only duel hard when I know the other person is giving it their all as well.
Otherwise I usually just let the other person win and act like I won.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:23:00 No.134364094 Report

Quoted By:

BOPs on the Xbox was fun as shit. Obviously not for the game play, but the reactions of the kids when me and my bro would dominate them.

Countless faggots calling me bad after getting 15 kills with the MPL-rapid fire in SnD. I miss those days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:23:00 No.134364112 Report

Quoted By:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GyES18FohE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:23:00 No.134364138 Report

Quoted By:

>>134361595
> Runescape
>Get a cannon
>Find out you can take other people's cannons as long as there's one for them to take nearby
Cannons were pretty expensive
>Outside Falador Bank some guy is showing off his cannon
>Set up mine in the upstairs in the little house across the road
>Take his
Oh God, you should have seen the panic in this guy. It was delicious...
Don't know how many times I've done this and just log out when they're begging for it back.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:24:00 No.134364160 Report

Quoted By: >>134364286 >>134364626 >>134391192

>friend is a GM on a high pop wow private server (BC)
>he is quitting the game, lets me use his account
>i ban the other GMs, and teleport all online players to GM island
>delete their hearthstones and gear
>set them to level 1
>leave them there and spawn a dozen raid bosses in all major cities

good times

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:25:00 No.134364225 Report

Quoted By:

>>134363790
Same here man.
>not the best geared in WoW, but certainly not bad by any means
>give people random companions all the time, trade random people and give them some gold that are low level, always nice to people even to the ten year olds
Sounds beta but I don't care, I just hope that the universe repays me in a good way on there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:25:00 No.134364286 Report

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>>134364160
>Be master of a med population Runescape private server
>Teleport everyone to Lumbridge
>Spawn 15 Jads right outside
>All the delicious tears

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:28:00 No.134364490 Report

Quoted By: >>134374454

>>134339764

Jesus have I got an awesome/similar story.

>Don't give a shit about cowwaduty
>AfterIWnet hacks MW2 multiplayer enabling p2p play for pirated version on PC
>Buddies and I download a bunch of trainers and multihacks
>Troll the fuck out of cowwaduty kids
>Infinite ammo aimbotting 360 nocope xray cumshots
>Constant AC130 bombardment
>Ass pain everywhere
>Too many of us to votekick
>We DDoS people we don't like till disconnect
>Filthy pirates berating us for cheating
>whycantiholdallthisirony.jpg
>Get reported to their forums
>Get banned from their network by IP+Hardware ID
>Reset IP, spoof hardware ID lolololXD
>End up playing in game with AfterIWnet mods
>"Sup faggots?"
>Spewing obscenities at us over the mic
>Network ban us while we're in game
>"Lol no"
>He finally ragequits
>He SHUTS DOWN THE ENTIRE NETWORK
>Cries about cheaters on the forums, promises cheat detection software
>Servers offline for a week
>Here we go again!
>Turns them off again.

They eventually got a C&D order from Activision.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:28:00 No.134364515 Report

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>tf2
>set my name to "Rocky"
>speedhack around with the KGB (boxing gloves)
>get crits all day long
>1 shot 7 out of the 9 classes
>micspam the rocky music + other good stuff
>most of the time, everybody loves me
>mfw

FEELS GOOD MAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:29:00 No.134364626 Report

Quoted By:

>>134364160

You're a monster.

I approve.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:30:00 No.134364693 Report

Quoted By:

>>134341307
>"stepdad" made the number 1 rift guild

Guessing it was maximation, if not then nevermind

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:32:00 No.134364780 Report

Quoted By: >>134365495

>>134363785

That was a pretty bro move. I hate gankers. I don't mind if it's some fuck who's close to my level, that's usually a fun encounter. But fuck those faggots who come around and just kill you a few hits.
Also you were probably in Tanaris or Silithus, the only two desert like places in WoW.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:33:00 No.134364884 Report

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>use wallhacks in CAL matches when CS 1.6 was huge
>never get caught
>become well known and respected CS player
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:33:00 No.134364926 Report

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>Playing bf 1942 with bros
>Battle of Britain
>Be axis
>Each grab a jeep
>Wait for teammates to take off in plane
>Drive and stop jeep in front of them as they are taking off

I only played that game once and that's all we did

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:35:00 No.134365051 Report

Quoted By: >>134368726

>>134349847
>ctrl+F
>"space station 13"
>0 results

Seriously?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:35:00 No.134365074 Report

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>>134341307

I know the feeling all to well, friend. Sometimes I'll be like, "I kind of want to play WoW", but then I remember what it's become, and the removed nearly EVERY reason I even liked it. And then Private servers just don't measure up, none of the x1 have a community exceeding 1000 people, so getting a group together is nigh impossible.
Shaman was my favorite class, by the way. Enhancement all day erry day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:36:00 No.134365106 Report

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>Playing Warhawk (Yes, the PS3 launch game.)
>I whore the tank all day erry day.
>My friend likes to snipe and camp in AA turrets (we're cool like that)
>Always wrecking the enemy team with just the two of us.
>Suddenly, a wild idea appears.
>"Hey dude, get in the tank and drive into the enemy base."
>Buddy climbs in the top.
>Aims laser designator at the top of the tank.
>Close the hatch before the airstike hits.
>Team damage is off and he's inside my tank so we don't get hurt.
>six kills in one shot
>Proceed to wreck the remaining people with tank and a dude with a rocket launcher on top.

It's a shame that Starhawk is the way it is. I just don't like the hawks at all compared to Warhawk.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:37:00 No.134365208 Report

Quoted By: >>134365384 >>134366630 >>134375243 >>134376960

>raiding with guild in WoW
>stereotypical attention whore girl in raid
>keep putting down trains
>she rages in ventrilo, says she'll leave if one more person puts a train down
>patiently wait for train to come of cooldown
>place it right next to her
>she rages, leaves raid, but stays in vent
>gm kicks her from guild
>she rages
>gm kicks her from vent
>everyone lols except for dude who got her in to the guild

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:38:00 No.134365284 Report

Quoted By: >>134365562 >>134365815

This thread has inspired me. I do nothing all day.
I have now found my purpose. I am going to grief and ruin peoples' day in-game. I will probably record all of it.
I need to compile a list now.
Games that are gold mines for this.
CS Source
TF2
L4D2
GMOD
I need more

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:39:00 No.134365384 Report

Quoted By:

>>134365208
Nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:41:00 No.134365495 Report

Quoted By:

>>134364780

It was Silithus. Thanks for reminding me. I knew it was something with an S.

I have never been "that guy", but I've tried a couple of times.

Sometimes I'd go to Stranglethorn Valley and protect the horde there until a group of allies came and raped my shit.

It wasn't that bad of a game, but holy shit did it ruin my social life and grades.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:42:00 No.134365562 Report

Quoted By: >>134365724 >>134365821

>>134365284
I can help you with that.
> CSS
Flashbang the shit out of your team, pop smokes that fuck your team over.
> GMOD
Attach a bunch of random props together using hydraulics and set them to max force and distance. Unfreeze everything, trigger hydraulics and watch the rage unfold. For maximum trolling use an advanced duplicator to copy the object and spam it all over the place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:44:00 No.134365724 Report

Quoted By: >>134370105

>>134365562
Thank you, I would be glad if there was more of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:45:00 No.134365815 Report

Quoted By:

>>134365284

www.youtube.com/z0mby
www.youtube.com/jirxin

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:45:00 No.134365821 Report

Quoted By: >>134366001

>>134365562

what is this, babby's first gmod troll?

here's what you do:

- attach turrets to city-scanners, set damage and fire rate to maximum
- make them invisible with color tool
- set them near spawn
- they blind/insta kill anyone within 50 feet of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:46:00 No.134365901 Report

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I used to do vigilante work in ffxi back in 2006-2007 when they finally released a patch to stop me and my kind.

For anyone curious, it was a small linkshell filled with the few high level beastmasters on the server that could charm monsters in almost any zone and then uncharm them on top of people. We'd find people who were assholes or something and just follow them around dumping high level monsters on them where ever they went. You don't fuck with japanese people though since the GMs would respond in 10 minutes and ban you, but all the americans could report for you hours and never get a response. Good times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:46:00 No.134365916 Report

Quoted By:

>>134344763
VGS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:47:00 No.134366001 Report

Quoted By:

>>134365821
Theres plenty of ways to troll a gmod server. I find propkilling much more fun than turrets because more often than not shit glitches out and interferes with peoples stupid creations.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:48:00 No.134366038 Report

Quoted By:

>>134345349

Corp Por

XD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:48:00 No.134366085 Report

Quoted By: >>134366793

I always saw this shit happening, it never happened to me.

>SWG
>Be a Novice Beast Tamer
>Wandering around outside of Theed just grinding some skills
>Go back to get my stamina refilled at the tavern
>Argument breaks out between a bounty hunter and a commando
>No idea what they were talking about
>Suddenly blaster fire, flamethrowers and explosions everywhere
>Apparently one of the Commando just outed himself as an overt Rebel
>Bounty Hunter was covert Imperial
>Everyone rushes to one side of the bar to watch this go down
>They're burning everything they have to stay alive
>Bounty Hunter goes down
>Commando slays him
>Imperial presence in Theed rushes in and downs the Commando
>"Get back to enjoying yourself citizens. All is well."
>Our faces

Why SOE? Why? That game was incredible then you fucked it up for everyone..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:48:00 No.134366086 Report

Quoted By:

I would dual client Ragnarok Online and use my Clown and Gypsy to use that pink bubble Moonlit Watermill song and push the vendors around in Prontera and other cities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:51:00 No.134366368 Report

Quoted By:

>>134349501

I can't find the image now, but myself and others do similar shit in Dark Souls, dress up in sets of boss armor or the same armor as powerful enemies and make a line of items before a boss door maybe send a message like "cross this line and see my steel" or something cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:52:00 No.134366385 Report

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>playing Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory
>gain admin status on Shrub bot server
>whenever someone breaks the rules, use console commands to launch them in the air and make the explode
>they have no idea what is happening
>also spawn grenades on my corpse when I die
>buttmad reaches critical levels

Fuck I miss that game.

!lol
!launch

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:52:00 No.134366430 Report

Quoted By:

>this thread
I love shit like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:53:00 No.134366527 Report

Quoted By:

>>134349847

>very drunk off vodka
>american is high ping, bounces around map
>block his path with strong muscle
>place my large balls on his nose
>very drunk off vodka

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:54:00 No.134366630 Report

Quoted By: >>134367004

>>134365208

>BC progression raiding, Vashj
>attention whore in guild who is shit at the game
>"lol guyz if we kill her this attempt I show titz :P"
>Vashj dies the next attempt
>demand that she deliver
>she delivers
>gross saggy tits
>she never got special treatment ever again

So many legendary moments on Area 52

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:54:00 No.134366638 Report

Quoted By: >>134366957

>>134350374

jokes on you because only you and your 5 friends play that shitty mod

>mfw I know a girl with hundreds of steam friends because she was the only girl who ever played dys probably ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:56:00 No.134366793 Report

Quoted By: >>134367572

>>134366085
Shit man, I miss all the cantina antics. I'll share one.

>Pre-CU (so no arbitrary "levels")
>Entertainer/Teras Kasi Master
>Doing work in the cantina for tips
>Socializing, enjoying ourselves
>Some assclown in bone armor comes in talking shit for no particular reason
>Tell him to calm down or kindly leave
>Directs shit-talking at me
>Tell him I'll duel him to shut him up
>I happened to only be wearing my Musician title, or something similarly nonthreatening
>Step outside the cantina to fight
>Slap his shit and DB him with my bare hands
>Never see him again

Encounters like that are what I miss in modern MMOs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:58:00 No.134366952 Report

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>>134353760
with friends like these...

seriously, you're an asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:58:00 No.134366957 Report

Quoted By: >>134369017

>>134366638
Which chick, ashleysomething or la zombie? They are the only girls that I remember playing dystopia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:58:00 No.134367004 Report

Quoted By: >>134367179

>>134366630

shit dude, i'm the train guy... and that happened on area 52 as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:59:00 No.134367076 Report

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>>134354314

do you play RE: ORC? pretty sure I heard you tell phil to go back downstairs the other day

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2012 23:59:00 No.134367118 Report

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>>134354368

you're an asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:00:00 No.134367179 Report

Quoted By: >>134367476

>>134367004

When did you play? This happened in BC when I was in the guild Gnomish Tea Party.

Were you around for when Vicarious had their infamous Roguebow incident which made the server UNUSABLE for at least a month?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:01:00 No.134367259 Report

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>Jedi Outcast
>Pretend to be a 10 year old German kid
>Tell people not to swear in broken English
>Everyone starts cussing like sailors
>Change their names to things like "everybody say fuck"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:01:00 No.134367291 Report

Quoted By: >>134367537

I wish there was an actual MMO that was built all around factions, PVP and people picking up aliases like that. Just imagine being part of a royal guard, protecting newbies. Or a lone swordsman, traveling the world taking on anything and anyone just to test your strength.

The best thing in an MMO is when lots of crazy events happen regularly. Imagine a player finding a hidden ruin or something and getting possessed by an ancient demon, then wreaking havoc in a populated area, while everyone tries to stop him.

Instead you click on the same monsters for hours and watch numbers fly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:01:00 No.134367320 Report

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http://youtu.be/bI9yfBzaUJQ
My sides

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:03:00 No.134367429 Report

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>play Ragnarok online
>create newbie swordsman that steals kills and acts like a dickwad spaz in general
>people are still nice to me wherever I go; offers gears, training, and skill advice
>soul is purified
what the fuck did I just play

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:03:00 No.134367476 Report

Quoted By: >>134367843

>>134367179

transferred to A52 at the start of wrath, but someone in my old guild was in vicarious when that shitstorm went down

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:04:00 No.134367537 Report

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>>134367291
You are not the only one, read the thread and you'll see.
This is the sad truth though. There will never be a MMO focused on OPEN WORLD PVP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:04:00 No.134367550 Report

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>>134356953

you still play that? couple buddies of mine are gonna hop on when they bust out the DLC fo free for the final month.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:04:00 No.134367572 Report

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>>134366793

This fucking game, man. More shit happened in the cantinas than anything.

>Create an entertainer for shits and giggles
>Run into a tavern and are instantly pegged with a group invite
>"Come on, man! Join the fun!"
>"I only know the beginning song.."
>"That's fine, we'll help you out."
>Join the band
>We play for hours
>Give me a low down of who to avoid
>Tells me all the newest information from the Rebel Vs. Imperial battles around Dantooine
>Get credit tips from band members who say they don't need as much as I do.
>Time passes by so fast
>Suddenly band leader stops playing
>Everyone's confused
>"Sorry guys. Got a message from one of my contacts."
>"What?"
>"A Jedi has been spotted."
>"Well that's pretty cool."
>"Isn't it?
>Suddenly his armor starts changing into some badass shit I had never seen before
>Master Musician shifts into Master Bounty Hunter
>Runs out of the bar
>My face

I was scared a little. Not gonna lie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:04:00 No.134367580 Report

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"Holeee shit guyz I am so fuckin drunk right now. Just downed 6 shots of 151 LETS PARTAAAY"
>They think I'm gonna be an easy target
>Perfect accuracy as I headshot them
"Maaaan u guyz r kinda lame"

I was completely sober.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:07:00 No.134367843 Report

Quoted By: >>134368048

>>134367476
I guess I'll regale /v/ with the story then

>BC progression raiding, Sunwell
>Guild ahead of us has already cleared it twice
>They already got a legendary bow to drop
>Another bow drops
>Both hunters without it had only been in the guild for a month or so
>They give it to the co-GM instead, a Rogue named Analogkid
>Shitstorm on server, server forums, raid forums
>Threads everywhere
>People making level 1 alts named "Roguebow" and mass suiciding in front of the AH in Orgrimmar
>Server pop is full 24/7 for at least a month
>Trade chat unusable

Holy fuck that was a disaster

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:08:00 No.134367965 Report

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>bf3
>capsian border
>decide to troll planes
>grab tank and block planes when they spawn
>some of my teammates are there fucking around
>a plane spawns
>move right in front of it
>pilot hesitates to take off
>he finally decides fuck it
>as he takes off he smashes in my tank and pushes it side ways
>my tank is literally upside down
>plane took off with no problem
>im yelling help
>teammates saw whole thing and are laughing at how a plane managed to flip a tank upside down

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:09:00 No.134368048 Report

Quoted By: >>134368491

>>134367843
This shit was in a Swedish WoW Fan Magazine

!Ia0OCbQyGo

!Ia0OCbQyGo Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:10:00 No.134368107 Report

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>>134354614
>harbleu
that guy's a faggot and nobody likes him

lololo

lololo Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:11:00 No.134368232 Report

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>BF:BC2 on XBOX in HC.
>Me and 3 of my bros playing.
>the one guy in our squad who doesn't know us calls us shitheads not once but twice, amongst other insults, because we are doing our own thing.
>me and my one bro are medic.
>immediately start mowing him down near one of the flags we own and take turns resurrecting him.
>laughing so hard for 15 minutes we don't even realize we get kicked from the server.
>my cheeks hurt for the entire night from this guy's rage.

One of the most entertaining things I didn't know was possible till we decided to be assholes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:11:00 No.134368246 Report

Quoted By: >>134368528

>join valve servers with 3 people
>2 of them are bugging me and the other guy to get off
>they are making a movie
>refuse to leave
>they both go on the same team to try and make me ragequit
>dominate them both as soldier
>they both leave

every fucking time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:12:00 No.134368336 Report

Quoted By: >>134368546 >>134371356

>>134341153
Fucking that.

I finally sold my Vintage Bills (I happened to trade for one that had gone vintage from a buddy who was quitting TF2) just to get rid of the hassle, the second someone realizes you have it, it's a never ending stream of trade invites.. I have a Max Head and it's the same shit, it annoying as fuck.. I wanted the hats so bad but once I got them I don't want them anywhere near me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:14:00 No.134368491 Report

Quoted By: >>134368912

>>134368048

I have never seen such a god damn catastrophe since the ZG AIDS outbreak, except maybe when we unlocked the Sunwell badge vendor on the Isle.

>Vendor at 99%
>People mass crowding the vendor (who is also the questgiver)
>People can't turn in quests
>Latency through the roof as most of the fucking server is at one location and it's PvE
>People start spamming AoE spells
>FPS goes down to 1 (from 80)
>GM's show up
>Start mass teleporting people to Orgrimmar and Ironforge
>Spriest in my guild unlocks it with his last daily of the day
>All hell breaks loose as people swarm the vendor, trying to buy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:14:00 No.134368528 Report

Quoted By: >>134369252

>>134368246
>every fucking time
Do you find people making movies that often?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:14:00 No.134368542 Report

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>CS:S jail server
>Two admins on the warden team
>Wardens getting away with almost anything
>Finally spawn in a cell with an exit, immediately rush out
>Knife guard in the back who shows up to check exit
>Take his M4A1, put silencer on.
>Guards are moving in on where their buddy died
>Head back to cells, they have to open doors now, every one is instructed to crouch to a certain wall.
>Crouch there facing guards, no one notices I have a primary wep yet or my name.
>Pick off guards from the wall with other prisoners, they don't know where I am.
>They keep jumping around like retards shooting blindly in to cell walls.
>Prisoners were scattering after the first few kills
>Head shot all 6 CS.

>You have been banned reason: Aimbot

Whelp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:14:00 No.134368546 Report

Quoted By:

>>134368336
wait till you get an unusual THEN you will know never ending horror.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:15:00 No.134368610 Report

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http://sfw.chanarchive.org/requests
http://sfw.chanarchive.org/requests
http://sfw.chanarchive.org/requests
http://sfw.chanarchive.org/requests
http://sfw.chanarchive.org/requests
http://sfw.chanarchive.org/requests

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:15:00 No.134368640 Report

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>>134339764
>ught MW2 for the PC. After playing through one prestige I came to conclusion that the game was pretty much worthless.
>I decided to go all out with cheats and hacks, and hosted a server
>mw2
>servers

lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:16:00 No.134368678 Report

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>Kid Icarus Uprising multiplayer
>rush to high intensities in solo, barely hang on
>grind tons of good effects
>make claws with +4 speed, +4 petrify, +4 autododge, +2 melee combo, 5 star melee
>use lightweight power
>run around at sanic speeds, destroying everyone with huge melee output
>1800+ points per game
>entire enemy team quit every time
>my team stick with me all the way for about 30 straight wins

Fuck. Yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:16:00 No.134368726 Report

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>>134365051
Lemme fix that for you

>/tg/ station, trying out geneticist
>reading up how to do the job, still not too great
>Only manage to isolate blindness before the round's fiascos cause the shuttle to arrive
>Make an SE (Basically a shot with genetic code in it, gives superpowers or defects if the code is right, for those who don't play) with blindness on it, label it "GODMODE INITIATED"
>Drop it in escape
>laugh my ass off as I listen to one person asking someone to drag him on the shuttle because he no longer can see

"Why the fuck did you inject yourself with a random syringe you found on the floor?!"

"IT SAID GODMODE ON IT!"

Busted a nut for the rest of the round.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:18:00 No.134368874 Report

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>>134341307

must be awesome to be unemployed and being able to play mmos all day

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:18:00 No.134368912 Report

Quoted By: >>134369103

>>134368491

>the ZG AIDS outbreak
Never have I laughed so hard at an event in an MMO

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:19:00 No.134369017 Report

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>>134366957

hahahaha ashley. met her last summer on a trip to colorado.

>mfw her profile page is "hey u still play dys?" from dozens of neckbeards

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:20:00 No.134369103 Report

Quoted By: >>134369259

>>134368912

>GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>ONE OF US
>ONE OF US
>ONE OF US

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:21:00 No.134369214 Report

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>Old days of Mabinogi, Nexon MMO
>New update. By completing a really hard quest, players earn the power to transform into Paladins, once every 30 or so minutes.
>Paladins are extremely powerful.
>Due to some strange bugs, they can freely attack any player, anywhere.
>The players cant even target them.

Man that was wild. A paladin transforming in a town would cause a mass panic, and everyone would either run away or log off. Sometimes, more righteous paladins would also transform and fight each others, either for justice or the right to kill innocents.

I miss that bug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:21:00 No.134369246 Report

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>>134344854
go play project 1999 eq pvp. You'll be griefed off the server before you can get any significant grinding in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:22:00 No.134369252 Report

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>>134368528
>look up valve servers
>join the ones with 2 people in them
9/10 times you will find idiots trying to make a movie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:22:00 No.134369259 Report

Quoted By: >>134369358

>>134369103

My favorite part was the whole "incubation" thing. Holy fuck, man. They forced Blizzard to completely restart the servers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:23:00 No.134369358 Report

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>>134369259

My personal favourite was getting the Kazzack Mana Bomb and obliterating the Auction House.

So much buttmad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:23:00 No.134369396 Report

Quoted By: >>134393393

>>134341307

Reminds me of that fat smelly ugly loser in that south park episode who had no life and ganked lowbies all day, must have been the real life version of him. Seriously, do only mmos attract these kind of losers? Even the average 4chan guy is more socially adjusted and successful in life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:24:00 No.134369509 Report

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>>134355006
>Minecraft
>tunnel under cities, set TNT + redstone
>blow up an entire server at once

Good laugh every time.

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:25:00 No.134369579 Report

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>Combat Arms
>I roll light armor/mac-10 modded with extra ROF extended clips
>gotta go fast
>dash in spray their faces
>"omg hax""hacker""nice hax man"
>1v5 a death room DM for shits & giggles
>lol as they cry hax

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:25:00 No.134369598 Report

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>run soldat server
>also know a little about soldat mapping
>edit the default maps to make tunnels on the outside of the map
>green team can spawn in these tunnels
>run team deathmatch with only red and blue teams joinable
>use admin powers to join my friends and myself to green team
>get sniper rifles
>shoot at them from the tunnels
>see how long your team can last before people realize wtf is going on

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:25:00 No.134369636 Report

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I was on a WoW server with a human warrior named Horrigan. This guy had a guild called the enclave, it only allowed humans in it and was a pvp central guid. Here's a video of him pvping.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va6abDivI-I&feature=plcp&context=C493d9caVDvjVQa1PpcFPlMqITzZ
V49sLRqqQhOKRPflL95-1oWck%3D
He was extremely skilled in pvp, his entire strategy when he raided cities with his guild was that he had all of them get a macro to /target horrigan, /target horrigan's target, and then they would take out healers one by one, and then he'd give the order to "mulch" at which point 5 arms warriors would bladestorm all through the enemy raid cutting them to pieces, he destroyed 2 raids one time with a group of 40 in the middle of Orgrimmar like this one time. People called him a racist and he humored them, his videos are full of white activist music, his website has swastikas and nazis executing people on it, and he would typically post pictures of ugly as fuck people he found who are in rival guilds on his forums in a series called "Ugly people of warsong"

This guy was fucking abhorred by everyone in the server except for those who served under him in his PVP guild. People were willing to pay 500 gold for screen captures which proved that they had killed Horrigan, and few ever took advantage of this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:25:00 No.134369638 Report

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>>134349447
One more vote for archive.
http://sfw.chanarchive.org/request_votes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:28:00 No.134369875 Report

Quoted By: >>134370045 >>134370136

>>134354409

so you're basically afraid of fighting on pvp servers?

lol pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:30:00 No.134370045 Report

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>>134369875
>Implying that is WORLD PVP
Made me post. 1/10
Keep sucking that Blizzard cock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:30:00 No.134370105 Report

Quoted By: >>134370570

>>134365724
Play "If you wanna be happy" by Jimmy Soul whenever you grief in CS, it's almost a requirement.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:31:00 No.134370136 Report

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>>134369875
Are you retarded or something.
That guy wants to PVP, not be restriced to small PVP areas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:31:00 No.134370186 Report

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>read wiki on this ZG AIDs event
>The conditions and reactions of the event attracted the attention of epidemiologists for its implications of how human populations could react to a real-world epidemic. Anti-terrorism officials also took notice of the event noting the implications of some players planning and perpetuating the epidemic.
>my sides are moving on their own

When 'experts' start taking social experiments from an online game community, you know were fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:32:00 No.134370257 Report

Quoted By: >>134370361

Jesus, this thread is still alive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:33:00 No.134370361 Report

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>>134370257
ur a faget

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:35:00 No.134370530 Report

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>play minecraft creative from the browser because my friends can't afford the "full" game
>we make a great ass looking brothel and make friends with the admins and shit
>another friend joins, starts griefing everyone's shit
>so much buttmad, but they can't identify him as the griefer
>he starts making a giant swastika, and an admin gives him the chance of deleting it or he'll ban him
>he deletes the swastika
>we tell him via Skype to come to our brothel
>we dig a 35 deep hole and make a 20x20 room, where we build a giant swastika
>it's under the protected area of our brothel
>some noob starts an underground base and attempts to break into our swastika room, but fails due to protection
>we tell the admin someone's trying to grief our territory
>he teleports to me and finds the swastika
>I tell him that the other guy was the one who made this, via a hack or some shit like that
>he bans him for a week

We later made a giant nazi flag next to a gay's people flag and got banned

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:35:00 No.134370570 Report

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>>134370105
It's funny how that became the CSS theme song, just cause of that age old cartoon.

I'm gonna keep the tradition up in CSGO.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:36:00 No.134370623 Report

Quoted By: >>134370776

>be moderator for a flash MMO (Not a private server, real deal)
>Freak people out by telling them the exact amount of gold they have
>Be on account that isn't labeled as a mod
>Someone says or does something that normally I'd ban for
>"You know that's a bannable offense, right?
>"I've been reported before, nothing ever happens

Except for this time, shitstain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:37:00 No.134370776 Report

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>>134370623
You sound like a total dick, Scott.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:39:00 No.134370931 Report

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Battlefield 1942
El Alamein, axis side
Friendly damage off
Flying jeep mod

Watch the map until you see a friendly plane start to take off from our hanger, position yourself accordingly, and hold down the right mouse button to instantly go 300mph in your jeep and ram the plane as it tries to take off. I would do this for hours just to taste the butthurt of my teammates as their planes spun out of control into the sides of mountains. They couldn't die from the impact of my jeep, but if the plane hit the ground they would die, if they jumped out they would be hit by a part of the plane itself a die, and if they happened to survive they would be on the other side of the map in bumfuck middle of nowhere.

pic related, that feel when you get a perfect hit directly on the nose of a plane from the side just as it starts to pick up speed and the plane does a 720 degree spin mid air.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:43:00 No.134371307 Report

Quoted By: >>134371886

A bro and I used to set up "Trap Games" in DoW:DC. We'd advertise it as "3v1 COMPSTOP ALL WELCOME", with some unsuspecting faggot filling in the third slot. We'd set the 4th slot to a computer and choose some small map like into the breach. After that we would build up these huge armies and tell the noob "Don't attack! We're gonna make a massive force" or some shit like that. Of course, only doom awaited them, as we'd unally and raze his base, taunting him for the entire time. There was much anger that resulted from this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:43:00 No.134371356 Report

Quoted By: >>134375451

>>134368336
I have a bunch of shit in TF2 but I haven't played it in years. Gastlierest Gibus, Ellis' Cap, Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf + Vintage Fosters Facade (killing floor shit), Genuine Original (quake rocket launcher), and a whole bunch of vintage standard items. Any of that worth much?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:45:00 No.134371497 Report

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Any of you hardcore pvpers/griefers wanna roll on the p1999 eq pvp server?

It's got like 1-200 people on at peak times, which is really more than enough for pvp.

Really need a group though to grind/lvl together, especially if you're going meelee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:50:00 No.134371886 Report

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>>134371307
I used to join games like this just to kill people like you in SC1. It was one of the most fun things to do; quite a lot of anal anguish resulted. Of course, 9/10 of the games were actual compstomps which were boring, so I just did what you did solo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 00:53:00 No.134372171 Report

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>>134358469

>invincible

I remember shitting on them as a Warrior when I took Wild Blow or Warrior's cunning (cooldown longer than HL2:EP3s development) All you had to do was interrupt the touch and they'd start panicking. Other classes I played had problems with them but they were far from invincible.

Now Dervishes... They're fucking invincible and a piece of shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:01:00 No.134372974 Report

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>Playing Tiba.
>Bored as shit sitting in the depot.
>Keep noticing how people was dropping their shit onto the depot box while checking their inventory.
>Decide to test something.
>Go buy a empty parcel, lay it on the ground.
>They rush to pick it up and drop it on their depot box.
HA HA FAG! I GOT YOUR PARCEL! LETS SEE WHATS IN IT!
>My plan begins.
>Tell them I already took it out.
>They ask to see it, lay a steel plate on my depot box.
>Put it in inventory, pull out another parcel, place it on box.
>They begin stacking items on their depot box to show off to me.
>Ask them if they wouldnt mind helping me guard while I moved my parcel to the mail box, I was a noob at mailing.
>Move the box on the floor, guy runs up to grab it.
>Mouse click and pull him out of the way (you could push people in Tiba) followed by (I think ctrl) up to move diagonal moving into his slot.
>The rage he ensues upon me is legend.
STEP OUTSIDE THE DEPOT! I'M KILLING YOUR SHIT BACK TO ROOK!
>Decide to make him madder, go outside of depot, run just enough to edge of land and toss his best armor onto the small unreachable island outside of depot.
>Drop dead.
>My face while dancing in the church area and he was unable to kill me, then going on to do this for months to idiots until account ban.

Carl Sagan !!d6qsUjQ6oLj

Carl Sagan !!d6qsUjQ6oLj Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:02:00 No.134373070 Report

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>decide to start WoW again back in WoTLK days
>make an undead rogue with bro
>levelan
>exploran
>good timesan
>pop 80, immediately head over to Redridge
>hang out fishing all day erry day waiting for low level alliance to come by
>kill and cannibalize bodies
>watch from stealthed vantage point as dozens of high-level alliance would show up and start patrolling the area

This shit never got old, surprisingly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:04:00 No.134373205 Report

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This thread is... amazing. I feel closer to /v/ than ever before.

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:05:00 No.134373346 Report

Quoted By: >>134392301

>playing terraria after the 1.1 update
>/v/ server
>use terraria invedit to give myself full final game gear with max stats and infinite items
>go to spawn
>use the ice rod so i can go up
>nobody can see me
>spam dynamite and boss spawn items
>since i have infinite hp due a hack, i spam meteorite blocks/spikes without dying
>map is now full of lava, meteorite blocks, spikes, 3 end game bosses and the king slime, dynamite etc.
>chat is full of shit like ''playingwithv.jpg'', ''fuck you autistic kid'', ''everyterrariaserverever.jpg''
>mfw never banned

i miss this game

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:07:00 No.134373505 Report

Quoted By:

OP here, this thread really went places.

Good job bros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:09:00 No.134373681 Report

Quoted By: >>134373795

I wonder if there are games in the forseeable future that will allow stories like these.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:09:00 No.134373732 Report

Quoted By: >>134373823 >>134373991 >>134374523

>Play Runescape
>Tell somebody that there's a great treasure in the wilderness
>They follow me to the ends of the wilderness
>Take them to the elemental monster
>He loses his armor and items and dies
>He pm's me about how hard he had to work to get his armor
I felt so bad that I actually gave him 500k

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:10:00 No.134373795 Report

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>>134373681
Nope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:10:00 No.134373813 Report

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starcraft 2 is a better game, but warcraft 3 was a paradise for trolling people with all the weird abilities in the game.

> using lines of spirit walkers (turn into ghosts that can't be attacked by most units but can't fight back) to block off entire armies from fighting each-other
> using waves of mechanical critters as meat shields for the rest of your team
> using teleport staff on your alies heroes and workers to make them stop moving and get killed
> Hiding in far off corners of the map you aren't supposed to be in and towering up (http://www.battlereports.com/users/Stacker/highperch/highperch.html) is a good example
> building line art, elaborate arenas, and gigantic walls with dozens of farms
> making tons of dragonhawks and using their cloud spell to lag everyone's shitty BR computer
> taking on 7 people with a single hero, and coming on top
> making the chuds obsessed with 4v4 random team rankings stay for hours because you and your buddy on the other team wiped everyone else out and are just fucking around now, while they sit there and curse at you/hope you win so they don't get the loss on their record

Fuck I miss that game

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:10:00 No.134373823 Report

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>>134373732

>Not adding him to your ignore list.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:11:00 No.134373870 Report

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I constantly get banned from TF2 servers by butthurt admins who accuse me of hacking when I dominate their team.

The funniest part is I know way better players.

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:13:00 No.134373989 Report

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>Play 1.09 Diablo 2
>Before Synergy killed the game
>Trapassn
>Offer a Windforce if anyone can beat me when I'm naked
>They walk out of town
>Instant death

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:13:00 No.134373991 Report

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>>134373732
>play runescape
>somebody tells me to follow them into the area where other people can kill you but i didn't know that yet
>ok
>follow him
>he tries to kill me
>run away while sweating and farting and almost having a heart attack
>die to monsters
>never play runescape again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:14:00 No.134374160 Report

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If I feel like making babies bad I go on 2fort maps and body shot snipers/scouts. They get so fucking mad it's hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:18:00 No.134374454 Report

Quoted By:

>>134364490
There's a fairly big difference between griefing and cheating. Faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:19:00 No.134374523 Report

Quoted By:

>>134373732
>play runescape
>be like 12 or something, hell if I can remember
>meet dude
>run a quest or something with him
>we're in the sewers beneath town
>he keeps pestering me to let him try my sword out
>I tell him it's a flat upgrade, what's to test?
>He keeps on about it
>eventually give in
>he runs away and blocks me
>never see the sword again

On that day, I learned something about people on the internet.

GTA Fag !Pp0MKRyHuw

GTA Fag !Pp0MKRyHuw Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:20:00 No.134374657 Report

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Alright, I've got a story to tell all you faggots.

>playing GTA IV on XBox
>it's Ballad of Gay Tony
>in Free Mode on some server
>me and a couple others in there
>flying around the Annihilator (the big one)
>some random guy and his buddy join
>suddenly, Buzzard (Littlebird) on my ass
>it'sfuckingonnow.jpg
>start going into a complete dogfight
>due to him having the agile chopper, I'm on the run most of the time
>couple times he misjudges a turn, giving me a few seconds to fire off some shots
>arrive over one of the harbors
>his buddy is in a non-combat chopper trying to ram me out of the sky
>manage to dodge his attempts because he's a piss awful pilot
>me and the Buzzard are now heading to each other
>he fires a few missiles, while I fire some gun rounds
>his missiles pass INCHES underneath the chopper
>we collide head on, but somehow both of us survive, taking barely any damage
>he starts to flee to the middle island, into the jungle of skyscrapers
>it's my turn to hunt
>chasing close behind him on each sharp turn past a building
>giving a few shots off, missing though
>at this point, my heart is racing, and my hands are getting sweaty
>start flying straight down Time Square
>he's going full speed forward, me right behind him
>end building comes into view
>he's not slowing down
>everything goes slo-mo it seems
>I level up, slow down, and prepare
>after a few seconds, he collides with the building
>hold X, watching his chopper explode in a hellfire of metal and smoke
>still moving forward towards the building
>pull up hard
>barely make it up, my skis scraping against the building's side
>fly up high, triumphant as the sun shines brightly over Liberty City
>moments later, him and his friend leave

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:22:00 No.134374845 Report

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>Playing Starcraft with bros when it came out
>About 14 years old
>We are casual as fuck - awful at micro/macro and build orders
>Get a maphack
>Start walling my friends in with loads of Photon cannons before they scout

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:26:00 No.134375243 Report

Quoted By: >>134375428 >>134375589

>>134365208
I don't know what it is about women and trains, but I was in a guild comprised of a father, daughter, and two sons and the daughter was raid leading that night. There was train dropping going on and she just flipped her shit and started screaming in the mic and kicking fucking everyone.

Like 4 people left the guild that night and 3 got kicked.

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:28:00 No.134375390 Report

Quoted By: >>134376018

Diablo II story time:

>try to find private matches by guessing name like

nick1////1
joe1///1
lol1////1
a1//1

you get the picture, people weren't to bright when it came to making passwords for private games

>eventually find random friends transferring items in rogue encamp
>windforces and sojs on the ground everywhere
>relieve them of their items

Ankh !7zQjhDoAtc

Ankh !7zQjhDoAtc Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:29:00 No.134375426 Report

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>play on a 24/ doublecross server
>Spy with Cloak and Dagger, The Big Kill, the powdered wig and a Camera Beard painted brown
>Some British regular lives in the intel room, hitting his gun for hours
>for several weeks, any time I joined the server, I'd go in, shoot his dispenser down, shoot him until he fled, sap his gun, and spam chat with 'I'm squatting here, guvnor."

He never quit getting mad, even after hundreds of times. If the server hadn't closed, I'd still be doing it today.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:29:00 No.134375428 Report

Quoted By: >>134375653 >>134375712

>>134375243
I never played WoW, What's "trains"?

Billy Corgan !dfsYwGXxnw

Billy Corgan !dfsYwGXxnw Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:29:00 No.134375451 Report

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>>134371356
Not really.

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:29:00 No.134375498 Report

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>>134339186
God damn it leeroy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:30:00 No.134375589 Report

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>>134375243
>you will never have a cute little ork loli ;_;

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:31:00 No.134375653 Report

Quoted By: >>134375727 >>134375979

>>134375428
It's a droppable toy that makes everyone around it to a moderate distance to do the train emote which means everyone makes choo choo/woo woo noises.

I don't know why so many people overreact. I mean, sure, when you need to concentrate it prob shouldn't be dropped but you can turn sound and/or emote sounds off..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:32:00 No.134375712 Report

Quoted By: >>134375795 >>134375979

>>134375428

there's a novelty item you can place on the ground anywhere in wow

when you do, all players in the area start making "choo choo" and train sounds

if there's many people around, it sounds god awful. great for trolling in cities and raids

apparently women really hate it, whereas men just click options -> disable sound for a minute or so

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:32:00 No.134375727 Report

Quoted By: >>134375930

>>134375653
thanks for the info. +1

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:32:00 No.134375795 Report

Quoted By: >>134375930

>>134375712
you too, +1

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:34:00 No.134375930 Report

Quoted By: >>134376086

>>134375727
>>134375795
+1 what? I

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:35:00 No.134375979 Report

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>>134375712
>>134375653

That's fucking hilarious, why would anyone hate that.

We need an item like that in eve online.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:35:00 No.134376018 Report

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>>134375390
I jackpotted in D2 a lot one time.

One time I tricked a fat kid at school that I was giving my account away and asked him what he wanted me to change the PW to. Turns out that PW worked for his account.

Another time some dipshit miswhispered account/password. I hopped on lightning fast. Account was stacked fukk of SoJ, bugged string of ears, valor rings, bugged valors, and a few perfect WF/Shaftstops/Skulders/Vamp/etc.

Pretty much all the premium items either hacked/bugged or perfect.

Top tier geared my four duelists, and two MF'ers with enough to give to two friends.

Both instances brought hilarious rage whispers. One said they'd call the cops loolo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:36:00 No.134376068 Report

Quoted By: >>134376120

Hoboy do I have something.
>Minecraft
>join one server with 2 friends that had territorial mod on
>players could create clans
>for each member of the clan you had points that you could spent on claiming territory for the clan
>don't actually know any of that shit, create a clan with friends, start building a house and go on our merry way
>log in the next morning
>decide to mine shit
>have the real-time updated server map on my second monitor
>deep underground, see a stranger approach our house on the map
>"You have lost territory to CBS"
>engaging panic mode, please stay tuned
>rush to the top of the cave
>our house is in flames
>the coffers are empty
>onlythedeadhaveseentheendofwar.mpeg
>turns out one of my friendly left auto-claim on as he cluelessly wandered about the previous day and we couldn't hold that much territory
>loudly proclaim an all-out war on the enemy clan
>swear to not give up until their fortress is in flames
>flames that I will light up
Cont'd

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:36:00 No.134376086 Report

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>>134375930
ENCHANTMENTS, ENCHANTMENTS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:36:00 No.134376120 Report

Quoted By: >>134376665 >>134376865

>>134376068

>mumble to their huge, 12-leveled and secured fortress with it's own interrailway system
>try to harass them, they usually chase me down and slap my shit
>friends log on, explain the situation
>get about 8 people on, try to harass them, but to no avail as they had better equipment and well-secured fortress
>start our own fortress
>me and another friend stay overnight to farm TNT blocks to disrupt their defenses momentarily while we create our own fortress
>when we create holes in walls, we rush into their fortress and swordfight them
>enemy clan counterattacks us several times, including lava attacks
>wake up one day and see that they've built the motherfucking wall of china around their fortress
>getting the materials alone probably took at least 4 hours
>continue doing this shit by getting 1 or 2 TNT every (in-game) night
>war wages on for days, their clan leader (who burned down our original measly house) is begging for my mercy
>i remind him how i swore to destroy them as i declared the war
Cont'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:37:00 No.134376213 Report

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A few years back, I would run around on runescape and go to the areas people would often go when they want to cyber and then tell them they're a bunch of pathetic virgins and whatnot. Mad 12 year olds erreywhere.

I would also find guys who wanted to cyber and then bait them into going somewhere alone with me so I could tell them pretty much the same thing.

I was bored.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:42:00 No.134376562 Report

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>Ace of Spades hallway map
>Camp in hallway near enemy spawn
>would literally just run right in every time and just hope they didn't get shot.
>they did.
>been accusing of aimbotting several times because these dumbass greens are literally too stupid to attack from the side.
>150 kills a session
>new shitty mouse
>20 kills per session

feelsbadman.jpg
>

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:43:00 No.134376665 Report

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>>134376120
>>134376120

Proceed

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:45:00 No.134376865 Report

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>>134376120
>Minecraft gets an update
>stumble across a bug while surfing the waves of the internet
>you can duplicate any block, including diamonds
>...and TNT
>itbeginsnow.php
>make stacks upon stacks of TNT in my fortress' secret underground factory
>using pistons, start to seriously cripple enemy fortress
>breach all perimeters, ready for final attacks
>half of our own clan wants to do things differently
>civil wars errupts
>original leader (I included) side wins, but our fortress is destroyed in the process
>now or never
>rally whatever soldiers me and other leaders can get, raid and abandon the fortress and head out for the enemy fortress
>set up an underground duplication factory right outside their fortress
>we were using wallhacks by this point, so we knew what they were doing
>utterly destroy everything, start camping them and start claiming their territory
>spawn is far away (we destroyed their beds), so they can't get back fast enough
>delicious tears
>i remind them of my promise
>server gets restarted with a new map because of the exploit

>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:46:00 No.134376960 Report

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>>134365208
>be priest in WotLK
>collect placeable items
>put down lightwell, train and other toys, mounted companion with a huge banner, fish feasts, quest totem, forsaken banner, AoE spells, campfire, brewfest keg, ale mugs, smoke flairs, fireworks, bread and wine from dala vendors, brazier of dancing flames, inner focus which when left on your character makes a constant noise etc.

for some reason it really pisses people off, it isn't even griefing, at worst it's an eyesore

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:50:00 No.134377298 Report

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bumpan

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 01:55:00 No.134377842 Report

Quoted By: >>134379345

>playing minecraft survival multiplayer on a /v/ server around the time it came out
>no mods/server protection
>the guys on the server are building around one single area, very organized, pretty, etc.
>they have a mine that goes to the bottom of the map but it's not that great
>start expanding it
>dig from the bottom up, making a huge 20x20x20 or something cavern
>keep digging up
>it's getting huge
>some people notice, congratulate me on my work
>ask me how big I'm going to make it
>respond cryptically/not at all
>late at night, server population is a bit low
>keep digging up
>eventually reach the surface
>excavate the chasm

>I dug a huge goddamn fucking bigass hole right in the middle of their town like a sinkhole
>people went crazy

it was pretty amazing

also, same server, some guys built a giant tree fort. like absolutely huge. then someone burned it down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 02:12:00 No.134379345 Report

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>>134377842
DUDE.
I am 9600baudsmonster.
Hope you enjoyed my shared account :V

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 02:14:00 No.134379476 Report

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I remember having tons of fun playing Dawntide with bros from /v/.
>Twenty people banding together to build (presumably) the first boat on the server
>Calling our "leader" Susan
>Getting murdered by trolls in caves repeatedly
>Exploring non-finished islands that were fucking creepy
>Building a village with a fort
>Finding 2 faggots who built a fort on a remote island and murder them 20 against 2

I miss you people sometimes
//Strider

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 02:16:00 No.134379687 Report

Quoted By: >>134382712

I posted this story a while ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 02:24:00 No.134380376 Report

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>playing wow with my friend and one of his friends
>we venture to ironforge to try and kill some people
>we're all level 80 horde rogues
>when we get there, there's this one asshole Draenei that my friends hate
>his name ingame was "Dinosaur"
>we spend an hour and a half repeatedly stun locking Dinosaur and then vanishing, running away, and then stun locking him again
>Everyone gets pissed

>Playing Wow with my same friend and his cousin
>we roll out to Sentinel Hill
>kill the flight master and quest givers
>do the same thing at goldshire and then climb on top of the blacksmith building
>everyone is pissed

good times were had

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!7fDdP8n3is Sat 31 Mar 2012 02:25:00 No.134380429 Report

Quoted By:

>>134340293
>playing BlackLight: Tango Down on PS3
>be #44 online world wide
>always, ALWAYS see #1 running around kicking the shit out of noobs, he even wrecks my ass.
>learn how to kick the shit out of people, bump up to #22 in a week
>MSSG: CrookG(#1) ; Hey, man. I've seen you playing you're very good, and you are the only person that's beaten me multiple times all week. I'd really appreciate it if you joined my clan.
>REPLY: No thanks man, I just made my own clan GSXP (where I came up with the name), but thanks man.
>RE:RE: YO FUCK YOU MAN, YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK, I DONT NEED YOUR FAGGOT ASS ON MY CLAN ANYWAYS

Wtf... Pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 02:33:00 No.134381292 Report

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>Playing Dota 2
>Be Pudge for shits and giggles
>Our Axe goes in to kill one of their heroes
>I hook him back next to me
>Delicious Russian tears

!7fDdP8n3is

GSXP

!7fDdP8n3is Sat 31 Mar 2012 02:48:00 No.134382712 Report

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>>134379687
That was good,

Also Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 02:49:00 No.134382843 Report

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>play WoW
>make human priest on random RP server
>Stand ontop of the fountain in SW
>preach about god and cleansing the horde scum
>do this for about 2 hours daily for a month
>more and more people gather by the fountain every day to hear my words
>one day i jump off the fountain and start walking
>giant fucking crowd following me
>we WALK all the way to ogrimmar (other than boats and shit)
>people throwing their life away protecting me from everything while chanting my name
>stop right outside ogrimmar
>"PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER HORDE FILTH"
>people kneeling behind me, chanting and shit
>faggot hunter one shots me because level low as shit
>everything goes quiet
>"FOR (Whatever the fuck my name was)"
>No horde could live in ogrimmar for a week

This was around the time i thought about quitting wow, which i acutally did. Because nothing i do will ever be as great as that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 03:09:00 No.134384721 Report

Quoted By: >>134392539

>>Play Night Elf druid in WoW
>>Get to really high level
>>go to Darkshore
>>Stalk low-level people arround in stealth cat form
>>When they are in trouble of dying I pounce on the mob, saving their life, and then then re-stealth really fast.
>>they have no idea what just happened

I love being incognito in MMOs

Also,

>>buy lots of vanity pets
>>buy lots of wrapping paper
>>wrap the pets
>>give them to new players the moment they begin thier character in the realm starting zone
>>welcome them to the realm

I loved WoW

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 03:10:00 No.134384819 Report

Quoted By: >>134385054 >>134385095

Who was the rogue ganker in WoW who just hung around some area which I forgot (alliance only with a dock I believe)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 03:13:00 No.134385054 Report

Quoted By:

>>134384819
Nevermind found it earlier in this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 03:14:00 No.134385095 Report

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>>134384819
see
>>134361862

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!7fDdP8n3is Sat 31 Mar 2012 03:21:00 No.134385838 Report

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>>134357554
Oh god I remember that.

>Hey guys want to go hang out at the ********
>"what?"
>oh cap, I forgot, runescape blocks you from saying your password in public
>MFW they all say their passwords out loud

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 03:43:00 No.134387987 Report

Quoted By: >>134390598 >>134391198

>Space Station 13
>Be the HoP
>Schmucks come up for job changes, give them all-access IDs instead
>Security is busy doing jack-shit and getting rid of other threads
>Meanwhile, chucklefucks discover they have all-access IDs, begin to wreak havoc upon the station crew
>Someone in R&D immediately starts a fire
>Quartermaster holes up in his quarters with guns and threatens to fucking murder everybody if they get too close
>Robotics stuns and captures everyone he sees, dragging them off so he can turn them into Cyborgs
>Chief Engineer releases singularity, damns the entire station
>Chief Medical Officer incapacitates passerby to Medbay with sleep toxins, then gives them to the Geneticists to turn into monkeys
>Clown is stalking random crewmen, stunning them, beating them, then dragging them to the maintenance tunnels to god knows where
>Security is in massive panic mode, Head of Security gets robusted by two armed assistants with tasers and lasers
>Captain finally arrives on the station, I go to arrivals to intercept
>As soon as he says hello to me, I stun him, remove his protective armor, then launch him off into space
>"HoP"
>"Why"
>Say nothing and casually walk back into my office
>Take a seat and relax
>The AI, previously AFK, comes back on, now released from the three laws of robotics by the Roboticist
>The AI goes apeshit berserk
>AI drains air from all of the stations, locks and electrifies all doors on the station
>Cyborgs ordered to hunt down and end any remaining humans
>The entire station has suddenly become Terminator in space
>Feel no remorse whatsoever for causing the apocalypse
>Continue sitting in my chair until I'm promptly stunned and spaced by a rogue Secbot

I regret nothing, /v/.

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 03:52:00 No.134388705 Report

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>>134361862
This faggot.
This faggot right here has no fucking style.
No motivation, no reason, no class. He talks like a retard and argues with everyone.
It doesn't upset me that he's ganking people 30 levels lower than him for fun, because fuck you that's what PVP servers are for. It upsets me terribly that he behaves like an xbox live retard while doing this.
This man is not even enjoying it. He's not delighting on making people mad, because he gets mad at them in return. He does literally have an antisocial complex.
Fuck this guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 04:17:00 No.134390598 Report

Quoted By: >>134399317

>>134387987
This...This can't be a real game
It sounds too amazing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 04:25:00 No.134391192 Report

Quoted By:

>>134364160
Glorious Victory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 04:25:00 No.134391198 Report

Quoted By:

>>134387987

tell me more about this space station 13

please respond

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 04:30:00 No.134391649 Report

Quoted By:

pls respond

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 04:32:00 No.134391862 Report

Quoted By:

>>134339764
>deadmau5

mah nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 04:38:00 No.134392301 Report

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>>134373346
lol

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 04:40:00 No.134392401 Report

Quoted By:

quit reposting this, nobody cares

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 04:42:00 No.134392539 Report

Quoted By:

>>134384721
you're such a nice person, bro.
This world needs more people like you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 04:45:00 No.134392783 Report

Quoted By: >>134393078

>>134339764
Link on how to set this up myself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 04:49:00 No.134393078 Report

Quoted By: >>134393197

>>134392783
google for alteriwnet
but they have to shutdown their server because they received complains from the devs
don't know if they're still on and running

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 04:50:00 No.134393197 Report

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>>134393078
I'm still running into hacked lobbies in MW2 though. Any idea on that?

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 04:52:00 No.134393393 Report

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>>134369396
To be fair getting good at WoW isnt that hard, its mostly minmaxing and doing some of the math behind the abilities, the rest is gear.

It can be hard to get the optimal setup but thats mostly prep work. The classes really arent that complicated in pve.

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 04:52:00 No.134393394 Report

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>>134393197
no..

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 05:17:00 No.134395417 Report

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>>134342713
Wow, that's nuts

>>134344763
Good show, I hate Shrikes.

Also CS:S story

>playing pubs, map switches to DE nuke
>map is really one sided for CTs, they have all the good cover and Ts need to be great to trump them there
>all the good players hog CT, everyone else goes 2
>full 32 man server, we keep dying and maybe kill 6 or so people on their team a round
>eventually decide to camp our really well protected spawn, get a few people to join
>we actually actually get kills when the cocky CTs think they can steam roll us
>people on the mic saying to camp spawn, more Ts just sitting around waiting for the CT rush
>more and more die each time, they refuse to sit back like they should.
>we eventually start winning round by having half our team just sitting back and killing them as they try to reach our spawn
>eventually they start to ragequit, a few of CTs top players switch to T
>these guys spam flash bangs and yell into the mic about us being faggots for camping spawn
>most butthurt I've ever seen in the game

Felt like the underdogs finally triumphed the assholes. One of the few times I've actually been able to organize pubbers.

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 05:21:00 No.134395743 Report

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Ace of Spades was a flavor of the month for most of /v/, especially after reddit took over. But I managed to have fun with it as it aged. A few of the things I did:

* Stood on top of a campsite and threw nades in all 360 degrees. This worked before the camp was fixed to max the grenades after a certain time. Was great for griefing.
* In vanilla servers, constantly spam votekicks for people. Occasionally, in 11 or fewer people servers, I could usually get everyone kicked except myself. A couple of times I got the admin kicked. I often would switch between two people, so that they would think the other was kick spamming. This was before pyspades came in and started recording who was doing kicks and putting limits on doing it. One mod came back and got so mad he kicked the rest of the server (about 6-7 people).
* When SMG dirtnades were popular, creating multicolor clouds.
* Spamming blocks randomly around the spawn. This was best before autoclimb was added, because people would have to jump over the blocks and it was far more difficult to get rid of them than to randomly place them.
* In the map that's shaped like an hourglass, I would put up blocks in front of people going to get intel. Some of the stupider ones would try to break it. So then I killed them and took intel.
* One time I stole the team intel and hid in a corner. Lots of confusion, then mads when they found out who did it. I haven't done this with 1ctf yet.
* I found a bug where if you logged in as %s%s%s%s%s that the client would spaz after you died and kick everyone including myself. I did this for a week before I felt bad and told the pyspades coder. It got fixed in the main servers, but the foreign servers never got patched until the latest release. If you ever thought "oh the server kicked everyone again", no that was just me.

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 05:21:00 No.134395753 Report

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>playing dcuo
>get max pvp gear by legends pvp because everyone who played that was a godawful level 1
>get the skill that lets you pick up busses and large trucks
>find the spawnpoint for the largest truck that does the most damage when thrown
>all 4 of us pick one up
>head over to the hero spawnpoint
>throw all of them at the same time
>so many deaths

i wish you could hear the other faction in that game. i bet there would have been so many delicious tears.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 05:22:00 No.134395868 Report

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>>134344806
I think i was in that game motherfucker. I got you eventually.

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 05:23:00 No.134395908 Report

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I was the anti-rogue rogue

>any BG i would look for rogues attacking players
>soon as they pop up and stun lock a target i would stun lock them
>they always got killed

and in wintergrasp

>be sub spec
>if horde lost wintersgrasp
>shadowstep to cannons
>kill AFK players at vender all the time

to bad world PVP is dead now

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 05:37:00 No.134397096 Report

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In HellMOO, long before the whole schism thing, I think I accomplished some pretty funny stuff.

When portalguns came out, I threw the Gheydorah through one into Any Port.

Some things to consider:

Gheydorah is maybe the second or third most difficult enemy in the game. It is a 40-foot tall mutated penis which attacks anyone in sight. Outside of groups of 15+ veteran playters, killing it was pretty unheard of at the time.

Any Port is the social hub of the game. It's a bar where players congregated, since it was pretty much the only place you could be 'safe' in HellMOO. The bartender was incredibly badass, would attack anyone who started a fight in Any Port and, again, killing him outside of rare instances was quite rare.

So, the end result was this enormous mutated dick beat Care Dog to death and pillaging the fuck out of Freedom City, one of the only places in the game with a police force. It slaughtered every police officer in FCPD and became a semi-permanent source of grief in Freedom City, roaming the streets and killing everyone who passed. It eventually was killed by a suicide bomber with eight clusternuke pellets.

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 05:43:00 No.134397635 Report

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I didn't do anything bad exactly, but it was hilarious nevertheless.

>Battleground europe
>Axis side
>Some retard decides to move a panzer brigade and order an offensive against one worthless town..
>That had three fucking airfields around it
>The panzer brigade literally gets ripped to pieces by Allied airpower, 90% of the tanks and vehicles lost during first two hours
>The commander of Axis forces comes online
>WHO THE FUCK ORDERED THIS ATTACK?!
>Magically the whole high-command involved in that operation disconects
>Player XXX is now leading the operation
>Player XXX is now leading the operation
>Player XXX is now leading the operation
>Player XXX is now leading the operation
>Commander tries to find out who the fuck ordered that attack
>No-one tells him anything

Good times.

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 06:00:00 No.134399024 Report

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>be playing GTA 4 Lost and Damned DLC with friend
>take turns every time we die
>get bored and decide to steal a helicopter
>Higher then Snoop Dogg
>head for Happiness Island
>"hey lets jump out of the helicopter and see what happens!"
>land on top of a hotdogstand
>die
>ofw
That was the coolest thing to ever happen in that game...

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 06:01:00 No.134399156 Report

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We're streaming ToR!
Come join us!
http://tpv.squarespace.com/

The FIRST FIVE to ask get a FREE STEAM GAME of his or her choice under $20.00! Don't be discouraged!

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Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2012 06:03:00 No.134399317 Report

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>>134390598
this is, too bad the engine is shit and the game lags half of the time for it. Which reminds me, time to play SS13, I'll go Heisenberg on this shit

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