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Anonymous !!3gOrqaGHuwy Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:40:00 No.134880740 View View Reply Original Report

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>mfw Google just announced augmented reality glasses
>mfw IRL HUD

https://plus.google.com/111626127367496192147/posts

Now you can live your life like a vidya character!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:40:00 No.134880751 Report

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please respond

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:41:00 No.134880815 Report

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Looks like shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:41:00 No.134880817 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:41:00 No.134880823 Report

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>>134880740
Does it come with yellow tint?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:41:00 No.134880856 Report

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:42:00 No.134880903 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:42:00 No.134880916 Report

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Can I upgrade them to see through walls and can I have a radar?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:42:00 No.134880949 Report

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>Monsiuer Gayno
>Ukelele
Just when I thought you couldn't get any more hipster

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:42:00 No.134880952 Report

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Wow, they make you look like a massive tool.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:43:00 No.134880954 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:43:00 No.134881025 Report

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Oh boy I can't wait to look like an autistic retard like people who buy self tinting lenses for glasses.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:43:00 No.134881028 Report

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oh boy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:44:00 No.134881048 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:44:00 No.134881053 Report

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inb4
>hacked
>achievements for killing real people

You know it's coming.

Delta !!3gOrqaGHuwy

Delta !!3gOrqaGHuwy Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:44:00 No.134881109 Report

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You will be dead by the time technology like this is perfected and mainstream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:44:00 No.134881113 Report

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You...you mean OUR VISION CAN BE AUGMENTED?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:44:00 No.134881120 Report

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>>134880740
>recording first person video

this is going to be huge in porn

Tomoko !Kuroki/GZo

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Tomoko !Kuroki/GZo Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:45:00 No.134881148 Report

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>google in charge of anything
ahaha okay

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:45:00 No.134881170 Report

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>>134881113

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:45:00 No.134881180 Report

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So what the fuck do they even do? Do they just make you look like a retard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:46:00 No.134881221 Report

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What happens if you're driving and something huge comes up and takes up your entire vision?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:46:00 No.134881234 Report

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>>134881180
Watch the video you dipshit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:46:00 No.134881249 Report

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Now I can finally be like Adam Jetson

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:46:00 No.134881251 Report

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>>134881053

>take photos of women upskirt when they're using the stairs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:46:00 No.134881272 Report

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before anyone says these are looking retarded

it looks like this because its just a base model, it can implemented into any "regular" looking glasses

Google itself is going to come out with several different designs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:46:00 No.134881295 Report

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>>134881221
Just like in the games br-
oh thats the joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:46:00 No.134881305 Report

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>>134881234
Takes too much time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:47:00 No.134881313 Report

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>>134881109
> You will be dead by the time technology like this is perfected and mainstream.

yeah, if you cant live for 20 more years

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:47:00 No.134881320 Report

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>>134881221
I'm sure you can disable them, or have a different transparency setting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:47:00 No.134881330 Report

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I'LL NEVER STOP SEARCHING

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:47:00 No.134881367 Report

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I never asked for this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:47:00 No.134881380 Report

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>>134881313
All of /v/ will be dead of heart disease and disappointment in 15 years.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:48:00 No.134881404 Report

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>>134881053

>school shooting
>double kill!
>triple kill!
>overkill!
>killtacular!
>killtrocity!
>Killamanjaro!
>Killtastrophe!
>Killpocalypse!
>Killionare!

>tfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:48:00 No.134881429 Report

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>Subtitles in real life
I'll take 10.

Delta !!3gOrqaGHuwy

Delta !!3gOrqaGHuwy Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:48:00 No.134881446 Report

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>>134881313
>Implying anyone on /v/ is going to live 20 more years

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:48:00 No.134881457 Report

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>the glasses would be available to the public for around $250 to $600 dollars by the end of 2012.

thats amazing, considering my shitty prescription glasses cost $300

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:48:00 No.134881473 Report

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now you can watch porn wherever you want

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:48:00 No.134881481 Report

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>>134881404
oha

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:49:00 No.134881535 Report

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>>134880740
Why does the guys voice in the video annoy me so?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:49:00 No.134881547 Report

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i should go

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:49:00 No.134881576 Report

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>>134881457
>250 to 600 US DOLLARS
Day 1 buy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:49:00 No.134881579 Report

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>out of tune ukulele
Google is shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:49:00 No.134881585 Report

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>watching porn while walk down the street

I love how technology just thrives in order to make the porn industry thrive

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:49:00 No.134881592 Report

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MY BODY IS NOT READY JENSEN

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:50:00 No.134881612 Report

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Just what I always wanted: Ads that follow me around 24/7!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:50:00 No.134881613 Report

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BUT DOES IT READ POWER LEVELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!???

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:50:00 No.134881617 Report

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>>134881473
now you can play vidya wherever you want!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:50:00 No.134881654 Report

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>>134881457
Lucky, mine cost $600

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:50:00 No.134881692 Report

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>Gayno

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:50:00 No.134881696 Report

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It's happening /v/...

it's happening...
and we won't have a silent guardian to save us. In the end, THEY'LL win, and we will be fucked

Delta !!3gOrqaGHuwy

Delta !!3gOrqaGHuwy Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:51:00 No.134881715 Report

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>>134881585
>Watching porn where you can't even fap
why

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:51:00 No.134881717 Report

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>>134881221
uh hey look how cool this is.
*rattles keys*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:51:00 No.134881724 Report

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Cool, glasses only rich beautiful people can wear. I await the future.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:51:00 No.134881751 Report

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So can other people see small little pictures and the video feed when they look at your glasses? I don't want people to know that I'm recording them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:51:00 No.134881754 Report

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>>134881457
If they combined them with those fancy transition lenses somehow I would not be able to stop the waterfall of money from my wallet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:51:00 No.134881767 Report

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>customizable HUD
>inventory bar on bottom
>health bar
>"mission" display as your calendar

this could be awesome

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:52:00 No.134881795 Report

Quoted By: >>134882018 >>134882041 >>134883136

>walk into shop
>start talking to your glasses

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:52:00 No.134881816 Report

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>>134881715
Because you can.
I have to wonder, do people looking at you see the special effects of your glasses?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:52:00 No.134881832 Report

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>>134881715
>Hasn't master fapping by rubbing your legs together as you walk
Get on my level casual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:52:00 No.134881841 Report

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>left handed
>constant issues with this as the majority is right handed

>AR glasses
>I have poor vision and must wear glasses, doubt google will make a version for those of us with poor eye sight

I should kill my parents for giving me shitty genes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:53:00 No.134881894 Report

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>>134881841
Contact lenses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:53:00 No.134881909 Report

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>>134881841
>implying these wont be built into all kind of glasses

what would stop them?

SouthExpected !!ER9oTlVLam2

SouthExpected !!ER9oTlVLam2 Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:53:00 No.134881937 Report

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>>134881841
>implying left-handed people aren't the true master race

Pleb

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:53:00 No.134881947 Report

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>dat voice recognition

Right. If you ever used it actively you know it's not nearly as proficient as that. Also, that shit must do wonders for your brain waves.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:54:00 No.134882007 Report

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>>134880740
JESUS CHRIST THAT FUCKING VIDEO

SMUGNESS LEVELS ARE OFF THE CHART CAPTAIN

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:54:00 No.134882010 Report

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>these things get made
>massive increase in creepy footage of random girls being made by pervs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:54:00 No.134882012 Report

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>>134881947
It will definitely get rrefined and perfected over time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:54:00 No.134882018 Report

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>>134881795

I think I'll name them "Zach".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:54:00 No.134882019 Report

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I WANT ROBOT EYES LIKE IN SYNDICATE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:54:00 No.134882026 Report

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>>134881724
This just in rich people can afford more expensive gadgets than the rest of the population.
Why don't you get off /v/ and find a job you poorfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:54:00 No.134882037 Report

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What the fuck would I need a HUD for?

I don't even have a phone.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:54:00 No.134882041 Report

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>>134881795
>>134881795
>AHHAAHAH LOOK AT ANNONS NERDY GLASSES
>AND HE IS TALKING TO HIMSELF BAHAHAHA
>tfw you use this post real time spaghetti situations
>tfw you will probably buy this and stay inside using it for a few months before getting rid of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:54:00 No.134882046 Report

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>be wearing these
>walking down the street
>go to cross the street
>text message comes up
>can't see shit
>hear a honk
>dodge like an alpha mother fucker
>achievement unlocked: dodge a fucking bus
>continue to cross street
>all of the sudden
>a Dolorean out of nowhere going 88mph
>you die
>Achievement unlocked

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:54:00 No.134882057 Report

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>later versions will allow mild brain-to-aug adaptations that read your brain signals (can already be done anyway) and transmit them right to the HUD

>everyone thinks it's amazing, but unbeknownst to them it's just another perfect move from the ultimate big-brother company; google, to get more information about you.
>they'll be reading your damn minds in no less than 5 years, and working with law enforcements to find people thinking "wrong" thoughts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:54:00 No.134882062 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:55:00 No.134882071 Report

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Boku Satchii!

Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:55:00 No.134882084 Report

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>google
enemy of my freedom, install gentoo etc e-
wait, this isn't /g/

sage for not vidya

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:55:00 No.134882098 Report

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>>134881841

Contact lenses are a good solution.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:55:00 No.134882114 Report

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Man, that video
An average day in the life of a hipster
Google thinks this is what your life should be like
How does this make you feel?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:55:00 No.134882132 Report

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>extreme hipsterish choice of music

Why am I not surprised ?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:55:00 No.134882138 Report

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>>134881696

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAio1dpebJA&feature=related

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:55:00 No.134882143 Report

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>>134881909

nothing really but it's all shit for me since I'm far sighted so any image that's right in front of my eye is blurred.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:56:00 No.134882157 Report

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>>134882010
In japan there's a law that says all camera phones must make a noise when they take a picture for this very reason.
No doubt something like that will happen in the west eventually.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:56:00 No.134882158 Report

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>>134882114
I wish my life was like that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:56:00 No.134882162 Report

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:56:00 No.134882164 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:56:00 No.134882167 Report

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>>134882057
I'm sure they'll make a tin foil version for you guys too

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:56:00 No.134882169 Report

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>>134882098
>>134881841
Get a job poorfags then maybe you niggers can afford eye surgery

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:56:00 No.134882180 Report

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>>134881832
The other day in the train I was shaking my leg because whatever and I don't know how my dick was in such a position that my shaking leg was actually masturbating it perfectly. I almost came but I had to leave at my stop.
I'm not even joking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:56:00 No.134882215 Report

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Why was he fucking that sandwich?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:57:00 No.134882256 Report

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about fucking time!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:57:00 No.134882263 Report

Quoted By: >>134882367 >>134882370 >>134882450 >>134882458 >>134882801 >>134886332

>Google will release them
>they will be kinda shitty, uncomfortable as fuck, and no one will buy them

>Apple will release one the year after
>they will be less powerful, more expensive and everyone will want one
>they will, however, look okay and be comfortable. Kinda.

Fucking calling it.
Also, there will be an angry birds game for it somehow.

On that note though, you remember those games you used to play /v/? When going for a long drive with the family?

When you'd look out the window and pretend there was a guy jumping between the buildings, or Arwings dogfighting in the sky above?
With these futureglasses, there really would be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:57:00 No.134882330 Report

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>mods

Anarchy !mn9XKCItLQ

Anarchy !mn9XKCItLQ Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:58:00 No.134882339 Report

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>>134881696

>ofw Adam Jensen was born around the same time we were (he was born in 93), therefore chronologically we'll be the same age as him in 2027

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:58:00 No.134882356 Report

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>>134882162
What? Shouldn't it be the other way around?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:58:00 No.134882361 Report

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>>134882157
>not modifying it so it can be silent
step up nigga

Dat !ONEGUYXwAM

Dat !ONEGUYXwAM Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:58:00 No.134882367 Report

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>>134882263
Of course. This happens everytime.

Everyone will say Apple invented it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:58:00 No.134882370 Report

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>>134882263
>When you'd look out the window and pretend there was a guy jumping between the buildings, or Arwings dogfighting in the sky above?
>With these futureglasses, there really would be.

holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:58:00 No.134882371 Report

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>fall in water
>get electrocuted to death

neat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:58:00 No.134882381 Report

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http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/04/04/google-begins-testing-its-augmented-reality-glasses/

>Project Glass could hypothetically become Project Contact Lens. Mr. Parviz, who is also an associate professor at the University of Washington, specializes in bionanotechnology, which is the fusion of tiny technologies and biology. He most recently built a tiny contact lens that has embedded electronics and can display pixels to a person’s eye.

>display pixels to a person's eye.

I can't believe I might have a chance to be JC

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:58:00 No.134882387 Report

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>die
>servers down
>no achievement

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:58:00 No.134882410 Report

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:59:00 No.134882450 Report

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>>134882263
>When you'd look out the window and pretend there was a guy jumping between the buildings, or Arwings dogfighting in the sky above?

HOW DID YOU KNOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:59:00 No.134882458 Report

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>>134882263
>used to play
I still do.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:59:00 No.134882502 Report

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>>134880740
Some people blame Obama or the president for socialism/dictatorships/communism......

But I say look towards the private companies people increasingly become more and more reliant on in their daily lives, and that's where you'll find out Big Brother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 20:59:00 No.134882505 Report

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>>134882180
I wonder what the hell was going through that duck's head...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:00:00 No.134882528 Report

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>>134882450

Because we all did it, man.

>>134882458
I figured older /v/ was doing the driving more often, but fair point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:00:00 No.134882537 Report

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>glasses don't actually do anything
>they only have a concept video out and a concept look for the glasses
Remind me about this when they're actually worth looking at.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:00:00 No.134882547 Report

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>dial a random of a girl
>turn on shareview
>force her to watch you jack off

THE FUTURE!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:00:00 No.134882564 Report

Quoted By: >>134882738

>>134882505
>soon...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:00:00 No.134882572 Report

Quoted By: >>134882658 >>134885240

>you'll never be a hipster living in nyc
>you'll never take your hipster girlfriend to a mister gay concert
>you'll never beat your hipster girlfriend's skull in with a ukelele after
>you'll never be arrested because your augmented reality glasses uploaded the footage of you killing her to youtube

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:00:00 No.134882580 Report

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>>134882356
not with google!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:00:00 No.134882594 Report

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>>134882450
I thought everyone did this when they were young. A lot of us still do in fact.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:01:00 No.134882614 Report

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>implying /v/ will use this to play video geams
>implying anyone here actually plays video games
>yfw now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:01:00 No.134882619 Report

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>tfw i can finally be Adam Jensen
When can i buy a pair?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:01:00 No.134882631 Report

Quoted By: >>134882927

Aw yeah we Dennou Coil for real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:01:00 No.134882647 Report

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>>134882505

"quack"

Ducks fuck in public too, ducks don't give a fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:01:00 No.134882658 Report

Quoted By:

>>134882572

Well that sounds like a good movie right there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:01:00 No.134882676 Report

Quoted By:

The only surprising thing is that they're far enough along to name it and announce it. There's a ton of people working on similar projects.

If they can get it out in 5 years with all that functionality, that'll be something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:02:00 No.134882697 Report

Quoted By:

>driving with glasses on implying /v/ can drive
>look out window
>game begins
>all virgins eventually die
>spaghetti profits drop 100%

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:02:00 No.134882704 Report

Quoted By: >>134882842

how people think its gonna be
>look at all this info! i can read some blogs, update my twitter, and then check the news! all while taking a nice walk down to starbucks!

hows its really gonna be
>TRACKING ITS WEARER!
>ADVERTISEMENT, ADVERTISEMENT EVERYWHERE.
>MORE CELEBRITIES TAKING NUDE PICTURES!
>MORE HACKED NUDES OF CELEBRITIES!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:02:00 No.134882708 Report

Quoted By: >>134887143

>>134882041
>real time spaghetti situations

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:02:00 No.134882720 Report

Quoted By: >>134882881 >>134883013 >>134883084 >>134883338

WILL I HAVE THE HUD I'VE ALWAYS WANTED?!?!?!?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:02:00 No.134882738 Report

Quoted By:

>>134882564

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:02:00 No.134882739 Report

Quoted By:

>mfw he finds paul
>mfw they use facebook and cell phone service providers to locate people

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:02:00 No.134882747 Report

Quoted By: >>134882868

>girlfriend calls you
>she says hi
>you say hi
>she doesn't say anything and waits for you to start playing a ukulele

Then why the fuck did she phone?
Female logic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:02:00 No.134882761 Report

Quoted By:

I can't wait for the mods to come out for this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:02:00 No.134882776 Report

Quoted By:

>599$ for glasses that tell you where you are and make you look like a retard because you need to speak for shit to work

also that whole "talk for it to work" won't work in 99% of the places because of noise

lets start this
>google in charge of anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:02:00 No.134882795 Report

Quoted By: >>134882936 >>134883052

I went to a panel on this subject 2 years ago. The prediction is there will be contact lenses that work this way by 2020. You could see people as their furry avatars and such.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:03:00 No.134882801 Report

Quoted By: >>134882914 >>134882917

>>134882263
>they will be kinda shitty, uncomfortable as fuck, and no one will buy them

>he never used a Google phone!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:03:00 No.134882821 Report

Quoted By:

no more 3d pigdisgust girls , my glasses will filter them out!!!!
Also if girls start wearing the glasses they can pretend i am ryan renolds , everyone wins

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:03:00 No.134882842 Report

Quoted By:

>>134882704
>MORE CELEBRITIES TAKING NUDE PICTURES!
>MORE HACKED NUDES OF CELEBRITIES!

aww yea

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:03:00 No.134882867 Report

Quoted By:

>>134881696
implying I won't save y'all

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:03:00 No.134882868 Report

Quoted By:

>>134882747
Women are insecure and want to make sure you're not spending time with people who aren't them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:03:00 No.134882881 Report

Quoted By:

>>134882720
>>134882720
>>134882720
>>134882720
>>134882720
>>134882720
>>134882720
>>134882720
>>134882720
>>134882720

THIS A MILLION TIMES THIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:04:00 No.134882914 Report

Quoted By:

>>134882801
>google phone

kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:04:00 No.134882917 Report

Quoted By:

>>134882801

Are googles phones the first phones ever?
No.

Would these phone-goggles-controlled-by-voice be the first of their kind?
Pretty much, yeah.

The first of a thing is nearly always shitty.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:04:00 No.134882927 Report

Quoted By:

>>134882631
>take a picture
>AUTO-APPLY INSTAGRAM FILTERS
>SHARE THIS ON FACEBOOK
>SHARE THIS ON TWITTER
>GPS CODE EMBEDDED
>ADSPACE: DILDOS FOR SALE

I don't think so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:04:00 No.134882936 Report

Quoted By: >>134883019 >>134883101

>>134882795
OH GOD
OH GOD
WILL THIS MEAN THAT EVERYONES FETISHES WILL COME TRUE
TRUE WORLD PEACE IS AT HAND, WE WILL FUCK ALL DAY, EVERY DAY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:04:00 No.134882941 Report

Quoted By:

>>134882505
>females have labyrinthine vaginal tracts with a number of "dead ends" that do not lead to the uterus.
>the females have evolved the ability to close off their real reproductive tract to the sperm of unwanted partners.

It ain't easy being a duck, mang.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:04:00 No.134882951 Report

Quoted By: >>134885246

They will make everything look brown and add bloom. Life will finally look more realistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:04:00 No.134882962 Report

Quoted By:

Looks cool, I'd use it if it were a bit more subtle.

Although I can already imagine issues with these. One being stalking. If you can request info on where someone is, and they don't have it set to private, somebody you don't want following you can easily find you.

This also presents many privacy issues, especially if federal unites decide to take up this technology and are given the ability to "hack" into your unit's vision feed and see what you're up to, as well as where you are, and what you're doing, yet can also present a nice way of proving innocence against them if wrongly accused of anything. Especially if it is constantly fed to online storage in case they try to take your unit so you have no evidence of your innocence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:04:00 No.134882973 Report

Quoted By: >>134883080

>>134880740
unless I can see the world in orange no buy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:05:00 No.134883013 Report

Quoted By: >>134883149

>>134882720

>upload the valve song onto it so whenever you put them on you hear it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUKcAo8AriM

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:05:00 No.134883019 Report

Quoted By:

>>134882936
>Hey baby, you feel a lot sweatier, hairier and rounder than you look.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:05:00 No.134883052 Report

Quoted By: >>134883108

>>134882795
>You could see people as their furry avatars and such.

BRILLIANT.
Id download that simply so that I could see who the fuck to avoid.

Doomzzg !pFLTp2Po.w

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Doomzzg !pFLTp2Po.w Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:06:00 No.134883067 Report

Quoted By:

My vision is augmented

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:06:00 No.134883074 Report

Quoted By:

Needs the orange. Those trenchcoats will sell like hotcakes if they include orange tint.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:06:00 No.134883080 Report

Quoted By:

>>134882973
Walk around with some fucking cellophane over your head

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:06:00 No.134883084 Report

Quoted By:

>>134882720

ALL OF IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:06:00 No.134883098 Report

Quoted By: >>134883915

>>134882339

Sheeeeeit. With my god-teir genetics and regular exercise, -I- could be the silent guardian to save everyone with my amazing augs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:06:00 No.134883101 Report

Quoted By:

>>134882936

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:06:00 No.134883102 Report

Quoted By: >>134883151

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSujceZDmg

IN 3D, AT EVERY ANGLE POSSIBLE

kill me now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:06:00 No.134883108 Report

Quoted By:

>>134883052

>mfw /v/irgins will have a Green and purple avatars

Doses everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:06:00 No.134883113 Report

Quoted By:

>Somebody finds a way to put a hueg ass screamer in one of those
>Hilarity ensues

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:06:00 No.134883136 Report

Quoted By:

>>134881795

People already talk to their phones and bluetooths. What makes this so different?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:07:00 No.134883149 Report

Quoted By:

>>134883013
http://youtu.be/FbfwBeO_Jh8

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:07:00 No.134883151 Report

Quoted By: >>134883259 >>134883331

>>134883102

She was laughing like this when she changed Google's background.

Ochobobo 1 year ago 36

OH GAWD, IM FUCKING DIEING!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:07:00 No.134883173 Report

Quoted By: >>134883273 >>134884031 >>134888341

Why do people keep doing this shit along with 3D?

It fucking pisses me off. Seriously. I'm blind in one eye. Why do you stupid two eyed faggots keep trying to flaunt it over me like you're better than me? Walking around with your stupid head chock full of working eyes! While the rest of us have to suck it up and stick with our low depth perception.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:07:00 No.134883198 Report

Quoted By: >>134883420 >>134883583 >>134883967

Am I the only one who is kinda unsettled by this?
Give it 10-15 years and they will start implating google or apple chips into your brain.
and then you are fucked.
Hell, you are already fucked with this. knowing that user-end of technology has shitty security, people will be fucking controlled, without anyone knowing about it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:07:00 No.134883213 Report

Quoted By:

>look in the comments
>lmoa, siri much???????xD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:07:00 No.134883214 Report

Quoted By:

This is how these "concepts" usually turn out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJpEuMidcSU

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:08:00 No.134883229 Report

Quoted By:

It will appear on high speed highway.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:08:00 No.134883235 Report

Quoted By: >>134883328

I never really asked for this, but I'll take it I guess if they are willing to give them out for free like they did Chromebooks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:08:00 No.134883259 Report

Quoted By:

>>134883151
I don't get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:08:00 No.134883264 Report

Quoted By: >>134883382 >>134884752

>>134881841
>HUMFFF DURFFFFFFFFFFFF HOW I USE RIGHT HAND OH FUCK ITS SO HARD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:08:00 No.134883273 Report

Quoted By:

>>134883173
go to bed, demoman

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:08:00 No.134883286 Report

Quoted By: >>134883613

>>134882162
Wait, these glasses put clothes ON the girl?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:08:00 No.134883301 Report

Quoted By:

WOW now google can even track what you see

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:09:00 No.134883328 Report

Quoted By: >>134883431

>>134883235

>giving to the masses the latest technology for free

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:09:00 No.134883331 Report

Quoted By:

>>134883151
I don't get it

Anarchy !mn9XKCItLQ

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Anarchy !mn9XKCItLQ Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:09:00 No.134883338 Report

Quoted By: >>134883453 >>134883545 >>134884064

>>134882720

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:09:00 No.134883382 Report

Quoted By:

>>134883264
0/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:10:00 No.134883420 Report

Quoted By:

>>134883198

Eh. I don't think it will work like that.

It's a mistake to assume things about future tech, especially if you're trying to put it in the context of our society today.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:10:00 No.134883426 Report

Quoted By:

>See a person walking around with a smug shit eating grin wearing these
>mfw they have no idea how stupid they look

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:10:00 No.134883429 Report

Quoted By:

I'd buy a fucking pair, that looks convenient as shit. It might be at the cost of looking like the largest twat in existence, but wow I don't even care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:10:00 No.134883431 Report

Quoted By: >>134883468

>>134883328
The goal is to control people, so giving them out for free would be a good idea, yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:10:00 No.134883453 Report

Quoted By: >>134883661

>>134883338
>no semen meter
No deal.

Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:11:00 No.134883459 Report

Quoted By: >>134883569

Old news.
Shit's been invented years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:11:00 No.134883468 Report

Quoted By: >>134883594

>>134883431

with what, glasses?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:11:00 No.134883532 Report

Quoted By:

>durrr they gon control ppl!

Just don't wear the glasses when you're up to something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:12:00 No.134883545 Report

Quoted By: >>134883661

>>134883338
it should automaticly look for sexy facebook pics

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:12:00 No.134883569 Report

Quoted By:

>>134883459
[citation needed']

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:12:00 No.134883583 Report

Quoted By: >>134883652 >>134883731

>>134883198

there will never be implants unless you're a soldier or an athlete they'll be illegal for commercial civilian use.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:12:00 No.134883594 Report

Quoted By: >>134883742

>>134883468
if these fucking glasses are connected to your facetube account and send out the info about your location then you are already filed and under their watch.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:12:00 No.134883606 Report

Quoted By: >>134883813

This will never work for a mainstream service, at least not anytime soon.
>voice recognition in a noisy city would never work
>assuming all the information is coming from that tiny screen, it all seems incredibly awkward
>assuming it's all transmitted via magic to your eyes then that tech doesn't exist right now to commercialize
>Google maps will NEVER get so detailed that you can ask where the music section in your random book store is
>Car crashes everywhere because Phil was video chatting
>your phone can do everything shown in the video without needing a stupid half assed visor
>where is the sound coming from? can we have headphones?
>how comfortable is it going to be to be worth wearing on your head all day?
I'll take out the visor bit if they give us sweet Cyclops visors instead of glasses with the lens popped out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:12:00 No.134883613 Report

Quoted By:

>>134883286

They'd have to pay -you- to wear those.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:13:00 No.134883652 Report

Quoted By:

>>134883583
>there will never be implants unless you're a soldier or an athlete they'll be illegal for commercial civilian use.

This is the most retarded shit I heard today.

Anarchy !mn9XKCItLQ

Anarchy !mn9XKCItLQ Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:13:00 No.134883661 Report

Quoted By:

>>134883453

Semen meter is an App you need to buy for 5 dollars.

>>134883545

There's an app for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:13:00 No.134883663 Report

Quoted By:

>mfw this and also cheap affordable wearable BCI's

http://www.ted.com/talks/tan_le_a_headset_that_reads_your_brainwaves.html

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:13:00 No.134883691 Report

Quoted By: >>134884548

>mfw 2 hour battery life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:14:00 No.134883720 Report

Quoted By:

>yfw these will always be about 150$ more expensive to you because you need eye-correcting lenses

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:14:00 No.134883731 Report

Quoted By:

>>134883583
>hurr there will never bee an information network for civlians, only if you're a soldier or a scientist

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:14:00 No.134883742 Report

Quoted By: >>134883886

>>134883594
is it even possible to be 24/7 connected to the internet without a wifi point around?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:14:00 No.134883751 Report

Quoted By:

>>134880740
ill be interested when i dont have to say TAKE PHOTO or DERP WHER IS MUSIC

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:14:00 No.134883778 Report

Quoted By: >>134884029

>>134881547
DIALOGUE WILL BE SO MUCH EASIER SEEING MY OPTIONS IN AN ORDERLY FASHIOn!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:15:00 No.134883802 Report

Quoted By:

>on the go
>"post a thread on 4chan with a picture of an anime girl with multiple fallacies about PC's"
>it posts it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:15:00 No.134883813 Report

Quoted By:

>>134883606
>>Google maps will NEVER get so detailed that you can ask where the music section in your random book store is

but it already is in bigger cities, look it up
the store owner can upload a basic map file to google maps and thats is...

There are already a shitton of malls that do this,

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:15:00 No.134883823 Report

Quoted By: >>134884765

>Khaled ِAbd Albari - I will c the vedio now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:15:00 No.134883827 Report

Quoted By:

I still don't understand WHY I would want one of these.

Why would I need this shit in my face in such an intrusive way?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:15:00 No.134883842 Report

Quoted By:

>Go into bookshop
>WHERE IS THE MUSIC SECTION
>Person responds, "It's just ov-"
>I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU
>"wha?"
>Walks off to the music section

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:15:00 No.134883848 Report

Quoted By: >>134883971

This shit sounds retarded. It's just a bunch of facebook-y oversharing crap that people can do nowadays anyway.

Who the fuck needs maps to get around in they city they live in?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:15:00 No.134883854 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:16:00 No.134883886 Report

Quoted By:

>>134883742
you don't have to be connected to wi-fi.
mobile connection is enough.
and give it some time and wi-fi will be everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:16:00 No.134883901 Report

Quoted By:

half of these features look retarded, using an interface designed to be used by hand and trying to make you use it by eye seems like it could go wrong very easily.

Even then what does this add that we dont already have smart phones for? those things that dont risk falling off your face if look down, would be harder to steal than a pair of glasses or fit in your pocket.

I like the idea of an interface like this but this looks like a smart-phone wannabe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:16:00 No.134883915 Report

Quoted By:

>>134883098
>god tier genetics

Isn't the point that he was an anomaly, a mutated freak whose mutation just so happened to be good for augs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:16:00 No.134883925 Report

Quoted By: >>134884142 >>134884907

>walk into gamestop
>start talking to glasses
>say "where is uncharted three"
>people start looking at me and my glasses
>glasses say it didn't hear
>start getting stressed from all people looking say louder this time "chatred wher three is"
>people start staring at me strage
>start sweating
>sweat makes the glasses slip of
>bend down to pick them up
>pants break, my spaghetti start pouring out
>people starts looking at me in disgust
>slip on spaghetti
>land on glasses, get cut, start crying from the pain
>my spaghetti, tears and sweat causes some people around me to puke
>run away in tears
>my cape gets stuck in the door

FUCKING GOOGLE GLASSES

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:16:00 No.134883942 Report

Quoted By:

hey fagets
you need to update your location manually of facebook or google plus for your friends before they can stalk you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:17:00 No.134883964 Report

Quoted By:

looks like faggot facebook shit

let me know if they have an app for it that makes everyone look anime or changes the environment to japanese

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:17:00 No.134883967 Report

Quoted By: >>134884591 >>134884767

>>134883198
>Give it 10-15 years and they will start implating google or apple chips into your brain.
Sup, some lawyer who writes for a french gaming magazine made an article about which gaming characters are big criminals or not. Adam Jensen is possibly the biggest culprit, considering augmentation would be ruled by french law as illegal. I can assume that brain chips would be treated the same way.

Also
>comparing some external device to something that needs to be compatible with the brain and thus would require leaps and bounds improvement in medicine
Seriously ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:17:00 No.134883971 Report

Quoted By:

>>134883848
hispters and showoffs do

>hurr look how rich I am I have 500$ 2 hour battery google glasses!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:17:00 No.134883981 Report

Quoted By: >>134884480 >>134885689

How did the GPS have a map of the inside of a store?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:17:00 No.134883987 Report

Quoted By:

>puzzles2 (3 minutes ago)
Thumbs up if you are from /v/ : D !!!, we le deus ex now, /v/ culture FTW

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:17:00 No.134884007 Report

Quoted By:

WE ARE VR TROOPERS NAO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:17:00 No.134884018 Report

Quoted By:

>yfw the internet and the subsequent connection of everyone on earth was considered insane and linked to mind-control and conspiracy theories when it first was made public
>yfw paranoid people are always trying to ruin cool things for everyone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:17:00 No.134884027 Report

Quoted By:

>>134880740

YAY!

So I can have complete strangers getting involved in my day...all day...every day...AND NOW EVERYWHERE I GO!!

I hated privacy anyway,

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:17:00 No.134884029 Report

Quoted By: >>134884272 >>134884349 >>134884537 >>134884761 >>134890283

>>134883778
>"Spaghetti Chat App"
>approach a girl
>dialogue options pop up
>voice recognition reads her replies
>app shows you what to say

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:17:00 No.134884031 Report

Quoted By:

>>134883173

Oh god, I can just see it now.

>One-eyed People's rights activist group 'Cyclops Was Right' have protested the new Google Glass headsets as being 'a slap in the face to everything we stand for here at C.W.R.' Their representative went on to say that 'I realise that you cis-eyed people might have problems with us, but being cyclopic is not a disability! We dont need medical intervention to restore anything, but we do want our dignity!'
>As such, 'loss of an eye' has now been added to the long list of things that are 'not a disability', while disabling the people who suffer from it, such as deafness and assorted mental disfunctions.
>Meanwhile, Google has turned a blind eye to these complaints, as has the customer, seeing the new Glass headsets the fastest selling computer technology in forty years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:18:00 No.134884053 Report

Quoted By:

I can't wait to see how shit the connection is with those glasses.

>UGH, CAN'T FIND THE MUSIC SECTION IN THIS STORE BECAUSE I HAVE NO SIGNAL TO THE GOOGLE SATELLITE! WOE IS ME!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:18:00 No.134884064 Report

Quoted By: >>134884282 >>134884537

>>134883338
>no fingerless glove meter

40% !sBPA/ggN3A

40% !sBPA/ggN3A Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:18:00 No.134884075 Report

Quoted By: >>134884537

>that video
If this is affordable, non-intrusive and actually works in my life time, they have my money.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:19:00 No.134884142 Report

Quoted By:

>>134883925
>my cape gets stuck in the door

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:19:00 No.134884206 Report

Quoted By:

Implement them into shades like these, then they can have all my money

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:19:00 No.134884228 Report

Quoted By:

i want predator vision

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:20:00 No.134884237 Report

Quoted By:

>lurking /v/ while walking on the street
>mfw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:20:00 No.134884245 Report

Quoted By: >>134884362

It's basically a smartphone strapped to your face, who gives a fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:20:00 No.134884272 Report

Quoted By: >>134884537

>>134884029
>options are colour-coded for your convinece according to thier agressiveness/nonchalance
>there is a mass effect skin for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:20:00 No.134884282 Report

Quoted By:

>>134884064
>no smugness meter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:20:00 No.134884287 Report

Quoted By: >>134884385

Wouldn't these glasses be a bit uncomfortable trying to wear them over prescription glasses?

Chances around waking around with google glasses will just make you look silly anyway..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:20:00 No.134884318 Report

Quoted By: >>134884394 >>134884537

How long until I can amputate my limbs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:21:00 No.134884349 Report

Quoted By:

>>134884029
and renegade meter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:21:00 No.134884356 Report

Quoted By: >>134884486 >>134884580

>mfw someone creates a program that will pop up a menu when you approach a girl, and it has all the appropriate responses to say like youre playing an h-game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:21:00 No.134884362 Report

Quoted By:

>>134884245
FUCK YOU, THIS WAY I CAN FINALLY BREAK FREE FROM THE APPLE CYCLE

I'LL TAKE 20

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:21:00 No.134884363 Report

Quoted By: >>134884640

>Not having HL3 HUD on your smart glasses
>2025

ISHYGDDT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:21:00 No.134884370 Report

Quoted By: >>134884510 >>134884667

All Google does, as a business, is sell personalized advertising information.

Every single thing they do that looks like a service (search engine, android, maps) is just another tool to datamine you.

The once sci-fi dystopian future where you cannot live without an official identity and your official identity is stored on some computer is coming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:21:00 No.134884385 Report

Quoted By:

>>134884287

Well, by the look of it theyre built into normal glasses frames, sans actuall lenses.

So it wouldnt be too hard to do prescription versions, one would think.

That or just get contacts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:21:00 No.134884392 Report

Quoted By:

http://www.youtube.com/v/0BpfydZdTE0
http://www.youtube.com/v/0BpfydZdTE0
http://www.youtube.com/v/0BpfydZdTE0
http://www.youtube.com/v/0BpfydZdTE0
http://www.youtube.com/v/0BpfydZdTE0
http://www.youtube.com/v/0BpfydZdTE0

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:21:00 No.134884394 Report

Quoted By:

>>134884318
15 more years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:22:00 No.134884447 Report

Quoted By: >>134884537

You're all Apple customers. Every single fucking one of you. This would not solve any problems you have with your everyday life, so what the fuck is the point of getting one? Go buy an iPad you fucking faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:22:00 No.134884457 Report

Quoted By: >>134884514 >>134884569

I can't wait for this, but to make augmented reality fully complete, they need to add motion-sensitive glove technology.

Imagine yourself walking down the street, and typing on a virtual keyboard floating in front of your body. Browsing 4chan on your own personal screen, flipping through the tabs and pages with hand gestures alone.

This day will soon come, gentlemen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:22:00 No.134884480 Report

Quoted By: >>134884539

>>134883981
Google knows everything, remember that one embarrassing thing you googled once?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:22:00 No.134884484 Report

Quoted By:

Somebody post that Kinect picture.

You know the one.

But replace the thing with the Google glasses.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:22:00 No.134884486 Report

Quoted By:

>>134884356
ok, now i kinda want one of these

Gentleman Yian Kut Ku

Gentleman Yian Kut Ku Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:23:00 No.134884510 Report

Quoted By:

>>134884370

>Go to Mexico
>No fear of THE MACHINES TAKING OVER

:V

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:23:00 No.134884514 Report

Quoted By:

>>134884457

>Imagine yourself walking down the street

HAHAHAH no

Anarchy !mn9XKCItLQ

Anarchy !mn9XKCItLQ Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:23:00 No.134884537 Report

Quoted By: >>134884621

>>134884075

200-600.

About the cost for a regular pair of subscription glasses.

>>134884064

>implying you won't be wearing patented G+ Fingerless PowerGloves so you can interact with the HUD without needing voice commands

>>134884029

AOTYAY

>>134884272

>all the women look like shadow borker

>>134884318

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW78wbN-WuU

>>134884447

>implying I own anything made by Apple
>implying all my shit isn't from Google

Enjoy your overpriced "hip and cool, but outdated" hardware, Jobsfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:23:00 No.134884539 Report

Quoted By:

>>134884480
>how do i masturbate?

oh god!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:23:00 No.134884548 Report

Quoted By:

>>134883691
Probably not. Most of the power goes to back lighting, but if there is none, then thing could last for days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:23:00 No.134884569 Report

Quoted By: >>134884737

>>134884457
All I'm seeing is bunch of sweaty neckbeards running into streetlamps and traffic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:23:00 No.134884580 Report

Quoted By:

>>134884356
>girl says anything

Only options available:
>A) You too.
>B) B-back that ass up.
>C) Video games

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:23:00 No.134884581 Report

Quoted By:

>>134881894
another reason to get a pair of contact lenses
I will wait until they release an augmented model, they will go great with my trenchcoat and fedora

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:23:00 No.134884591 Report

Quoted By:

>>134883967

>comparing some external device to something that needs to be compatible with the brain and thus would require leaps and bounds improvement in medicine

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:24:00 No.134884621 Report

Quoted By:

>>134884537

>About the cost for a regular pair of subscription glasses.
>subscription glasses.

Fuck man, glasses cost enough as it is, dont give them ideas about making us sub for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:24:00 No.134884640 Report

Quoted By:

>>134884363
>Someone sees you have Google glasses
>beats you up
>"Major fracture detected. Morphine administered."
>they steal the glasses
>you don't actually get painkillers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:24:00 No.134884661 Report

Quoted By:

I want to know how long it'll take for someone to make a program that tries can make you look through those white-shirts etc. Just like the photoshop fags try to do at /b/.

That would be something...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:24:00 No.134884667 Report

Quoted By: >>134885045

>>134884370
>The once sci-fi dystopian future where you cannot live without an official identity and your official identity is stored on some computer is coming.
Okay, buddy. I'll be going off to the future while you muddle in your tinfoil hat world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:25:00 No.134884737 Report

Quoted By:

>>134884569
/v/ is NOT full of neckbeards. It's all underage kiddies and hipsters here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:26:00 No.134884749 Report

Quoted By:

I can see it now.

>2016
>Not wearing augmented contact lenses

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:26:00 No.134884752 Report

Quoted By:

>>134883264
This made me laugh harder than it should've.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:26:00 No.134884761 Report

Quoted By:

>>134884029
>>134884029
>>134884029
>>134884029
>>134884029
Oh god, this, so much this...
I want the Mass Effect wheel too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:26:00 No.134884765 Report

Quoted By:

>>134883823
lmao saw that too

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:26:00 No.134884767 Report

Quoted By:

>>134883967

>Adam Jensen is possibly the biggest culprit, considering augmentation would be ruled by french law as illegal.
>France would decree augmentation illegal

For fuck's sake France.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:26:00 No.134884771 Report

Quoted By: >>134884868 >>134884902 >>134885037 >>134885195

It looks like your trying to talk to someone IRL.

Would you like some help?
It looks like your trying to cook dinner.

Would you like some help?
It looks like you were looking at a womans boobs.

SEX CRIME!!!!
The local police have been contacted and sent to your GPS position!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:26:00 No.134884798 Report

Quoted By:

>your face when a virus that submits false videos of clear walkways to the display

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:27:00 No.134884842 Report

Quoted By: >>134884934

ladies and gentlement, IRL mods.

it would probably be possible to have the program replace textures on IRL walls as you see them and the appearance of people walking down the street

that means someday you'd be able to have lolis everywhere. 24/7. a world of lolis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:27:00 No.134884861 Report

Quoted By:

too bad no one uses google plus

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:27:00 No.134884868 Report

Quoted By:

>>134884771
Fucking Clipit......

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:28:00 No.134884902 Report

Quoted By:

>>134884771

>It looks like you were looking at a womans boobs.

Oh fuck, this thing has built in camera.
The fucking possibilities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:28:00 No.134884907 Report

Quoted By:

>>134883925
And then your glasses automatically upload the entire incident to youtube and share it with everyone you know

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:28:00 No.134884934 Report

Quoted By:

>>134884842
>purple and green everywhere

dose for those who are really in need

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:29:00 No.134885007 Report

Quoted By:

It is sad that people are going to be dumb enough to put more ads in their daily lives then probably complain about it.

>Walk towards your local Cafe
>"Starbucks is just around the corner with the best coffee in the world"
>...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:29:00 No.134885035 Report

Quoted By:

Why don't make it a shades?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:29:00 No.134885037 Report

Quoted By:

>>134884771
>SEX CRIME!!!!
>The local police have been contacted and sent to your GPS position!
knowing google they would probly do this

seriously where have you idiots all been in the last years?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:29:00 No.134885041 Report

Quoted By:

Will it have dialogue wheels for us autists?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:29:00 No.134885045 Report

Quoted By:

>>134884667
It's not a dystopic cyberpunk future if there aren't some lowteks with tinfoil hats living in the gutter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:30:00 No.134885082 Report

Quoted By:

>>134882046

40% !sBPA/ggN3A

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40% !sBPA/ggN3A Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:30:00 No.134885086 Report

Quoted By: >>134885257 >>134885479 >>134885830

What I really want is good, working voice recognition software.

Take notes automatically during lectures, write shit down to remember just by saying it, closing, opening software just by saying it.

How long until we get that? I mean, we have it on some level, we can google search by just going to google and saying what we want to search these days, but it's not exactly accurate. How long until we get so it works and is in all our computers and such?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:30:00 No.134885134 Report

Quoted By: >>134885270

Oh boy, now everyone will be walking around saying open calendar, take picture, sent message, receive message, give directions etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:31:00 No.134885195 Report

Quoted By:

>>134884771
>implying that shit won't be modded out immediately.
>implying jailbreaking the thing won't get so widespread that Google just decides to sell it without that nonsense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:31:00 No.134885205 Report

Quoted By: >>134885517 >>134885821

>Blowjob videos from the woman's POV
>Dude really amazed while shooting porn.gif

By the way, does anyone have that gif?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:31:00 No.134885229 Report

Quoted By:

It i sad that it will get to the point were feel they cannot live a normal life without shit like this in the future, just like mobile phones. They will think they will get lost walking down a street.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:31:00 No.134885240 Report

Quoted By:

>>134882572
>anguished ambphibian
>mister gay concert

I fucking love you, no joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:32:00 No.134885246 Report

Quoted By:

>>134882951
you mean gold

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:32:00 No.134885257 Report

Quoted By:

>>134885086

the problem is that people speak like shit.

you need to teach everyone to talk the same damn dialect first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:32:00 No.134885270 Report

Quoted By:

>>134885134
It seems we have landed on a strange planet...

Everyone seem talks to themselfs, they are all nuts!

where do you think we are?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:32:00 No.134885283 Report

Quoted By: >>134885397 >>134885502 >>134885560

>be one person
>had this idea over ten years ago, except it would see actual useful shit such as infrared and ultravoilet
>be a single person working in the basement
>fucking around with cameras and augmented reality diagrams
>google announces this
>everyone will praise them for innovashun
>it'll be riddled with ads

I hate being smart ;-;.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:32:00 No.134885285 Report

Quoted By: >>134885365 >>134885531

> hey wanna see something cool?

I tought he wass going to jump off that building
My dreams are crushed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:33:00 No.134885340 Report

Quoted By:

Now you can be apart of the human botnet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:33:00 No.134885365 Report

Quoted By:

>>134885285
hahha

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that too

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:33:00 No.134885397 Report

Quoted By:

>>134885283
sell it to the military

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:34:00 No.134885414 Report

Quoted By:

fuck his voice is so annoying
>hmm
>oh
>huh
>ah
This isn't a fucking JRPG or some anime goddammit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:34:00 No.134885419 Report

Quoted By:

/tfw in the future you will be arrested for a thoughtcrime because of google

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:34:00 No.134885479 Report

Quoted By: >>134885632

>>134885086

>perfect voice recognition software is developed
>100's of thousands of jobs lost, each from different areas of industry, education and so forth

It would be amazing although very destructive to employment.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:34:00 No.134885486 Report

Quoted By: >>134885842

but can i post on /v/ using that thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:34:00 No.134885502 Report

Quoted By:

>>134885283
You think you have it bad? I made the mistake of telling Al Gore about my idea for the internet while we were trapped on an elevator together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:35:00 No.134885517 Report

Quoted By: >>134885661

>>134885205
>>134885205

>Blowjob videos from the woman's POV

Why does no woman-pov porn exist at all.
I mean, theres maybe two videos vaguely like it on the whole internet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:35:00 No.134885527 Report

Quoted By:

If they had some sort of zoom function, it'd be a day 1 buy for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:35:00 No.134885531 Report

Quoted By:

>>134885285

dammit. Why didn't /v/ get to direct this? Shit would have been hilarious as fuck.

Anomynous

Anomynous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:35:00 No.134885545 Report

Quoted By:

If I can add custom firmware to it that will randomly pop piccolo dick and seizure inducing photos then it's a deal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:35:00 No.134885560 Report

Quoted By: >>134885812

>>134885283
Yes sir, I'm pretty sure nobody in this thread has ever came up with the idea of VR glasses.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:36:00 No.134885609 Report

Quoted By: >>134887329

>>134880740
>implying it has any practical uses

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:36:00 No.134885632 Report

Quoted By:

>>134885479

Yeah, those poor people who picked a profession akin to a typewriter repairmen. I feel so bad for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:37:00 No.134885661 Report

Quoted By: >>134885773

>>134885517
Because nobody heterosexual wants to look at the guy for 30 minutes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:37:00 No.134885664 Report

Quoted By:

did anyone else think the guy was gonna jump at the end of the video. it would have been awesme

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:37:00 No.134885689 Report

Quoted By:

>>134883981
google started working on interior mapping a while ago for stores that want their layouts put in a google map fashion

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:37:00 No.134885692 Report

Quoted By:

> buy glasses
> install Waifu.exe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:38:00 No.134885773 Report

Quoted By:

>>134885661

>implying pov lesbian porn wouldnt be awesome

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:38:00 No.134885789 Report

Quoted By:

I want this, except it has to be an inconspicuous glass eye. It also has to highlight objects.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:38:00 No.134885812 Report

Quoted By:

>>134885560
this is AR, not VR. get your terms right.

also, this is nothing new. vuzix and other vendors have had glasses like these for years.

surgeons have been using AR classes for 20 years.

regards,
someone who knows more about ar than the rest of you little teenagers combined

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:38:00 No.134885821 Report

Quoted By:

>>134885205
Why do you want to see Woman's pov?

It would be like you're giving the blowjob.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:38:00 No.134885824 Report

Quoted By:

>watching porn while walking on the street

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:38:00 No.134885830 Report

Quoted By: >>134886198

>>134885086
The siri tingy on the iPhone is very good, and that this is made by Apple. Think of how good things will be if Google decided to put some real effort into making one. They already have the best search engine and browser ad to that the leading video site (opinions).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:39:00 No.134885842 Report

Quoted By:

>>134885486
>"Open /v/ and post that image of bateman. No, the next image. Yes, this one. And write: 'Check these'".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:39:00 No.134885846 Report

Quoted By:

>missur gayno
>ukelele
>wanna check out thith new plathe i wath tellin you about
Switch off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:39:00 No.134885865 Report

Quoted By:

>Implying comfortable interface is possible without brainreading
>Implying a mere consumer-oriented company can possibly invent that
>Implying if this invented whole world wouldn't explode and those glasses wouldn't just disappear in a huge variety of COOL THINGS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:39:00 No.134885883 Report

Quoted By:

what the nigger? Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:42:00 No.134886060 Report

Quoted By: >>134886193

If it could do HALF the things in that video it would be worth it.

But in reality shit aint gonna happen like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:42:00 No.134886126 Report

Quoted By: >>134886282 >>134886312 >>134886405 >>134887891

...Could they do this with contacts?

Technology is getting smaller and smaller. Think it would be too far-fetched to say they could get this shit going with contact lenses in the next 20 years? You would have all this shit going on, without any indication that you had some device doing all this stuff.

Technology man...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:43:00 No.134886191 Report

Quoted By:

So now I can easily get real life reaction pics without waving a camera around like a weirdo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:43:00 No.134886193 Report

Quoted By:

>>134886060

Never buy the first of a new technology. That's a fool's mistake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:43:00 No.134886198 Report

Quoted By:

>>134885830
>Siri would suggest locations to buy illegal drugs, hire a prostitute, or dump a corpse, but not find birth control or abortion services

Hahahahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:43:00 No.134886213 Report

Quoted By: >>134886354

>implying it doesn't destroy your eyesight and gives headaches for life after 10 minutes of use

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:44:00 No.134886220 Report

Quoted By:

>>134880740
All I need a re nude mods that will be "pasted" over the women I choose to look at.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:44:00 No.134886248 Report

Quoted By: >>134887258

>tfw you take off you glasses and miss the HUB

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:44:00 No.134886250 Report

Quoted By:

Ok so I'm thinking of a Social network that doesn't track anything but your /a/, /g/, and /v/ related powerlevel so when these things get hacked you can look at a street of people and see if they're all pic related or if they are your brother.

Also maybe an option to 'conceal' your powerlevel if you are trying to get a job and don't want people to know you're a shut in.

Maybe also a language steeing for DBZ couter runes.

Kickstarter, anyone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:44:00 No.134886282 Report

Quoted By:

>>134886126

Ehh... not really. They'd have to make processors non-silicone based before they make anything that complex as small as that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:44:00 No.134886285 Report

Quoted By:

>see link name
>get all excited
>all just concept shit talk with a fake video

Fuck this, I'm going to make a google group for ass-rockets, you stick them in your butthole and can fly, and I'll put up a concept video made in gmod because that'll make it legit.

And seriously, Monsieur Gayno?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:44:00 No.134886296 Report

Quoted By:

I don't understand how this could be possible.
Take a paper or a book and put it an inch away from your eyes. It'll be blurry as shit so how would they be able to create screens with readable text even closer than that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:45:00 No.134886312 Report

Quoted By:

>>134886126
There is actually a contact lens that can be used as a screen. But it's very limited and it has VERY low resolution

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:45:00 No.134886332 Report

Quoted By: >>134886926

>>134882263
>Not playing the game where you imagine Sonic doing that triangle jump thing from Sonic Heroes
Get on my level

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:45:00 No.134886354 Report

Quoted By:

>>134886213

>Virtual Boy 2: Electric Boogaloo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:46:00 No.134886404 Report

Quoted By:

Is there a night vision mode?
Can it detect power levels?
Can I watch 3D porn?
Can it function as a calculator when scanning math problems?
Can it zoom? Can it enhance?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:46:00 No.134886405 Report

Quoted By:

>>134886126

Contacts today are 97% water

And old style contacts are like putting razor blades into your eyes

So no unless they develop nano-technology first

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:46:00 No.134886431 Report

Quoted By: >>134886568 >>134886984 >>134886990

>>134881457
source?

Mine cost 1200 fucking euro's. Those fucking eyes...
Would be cool if those glasses had adjustable lenses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:46:00 No.134886446 Report

Quoted By: >>134886613

>actual useful shit such as infrared and ultravoilet

uh, it would be cool to see in ultravoilet or infrared but it wouldnt really be that useful to a normal person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:47:00 No.134886460 Report

Quoted By:

>"Where is the nearest gun store?"
>Get directions, buy a gun then leave store
>"Where can I buy a kinder egg?"
>Suddenly police surround you
>Arrested
>Life over

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:48:00 No.134886562 Report

Quoted By:

Enjoy your lazy eye, future faggots

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:48:00 No.134886568 Report

Quoted By: >>134886627 >>134886698

>>134886431
>adjustable lenses.

Why.
Has no one.
DONE THIS??

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:49:00 No.134886613 Report

Quoted By:

>>134886446
>Infrared not useful to a normal person at night

You could spot those rapist down every dark alley. It would also label their criminal record when you are looking towards them just so you know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:49:00 No.134886627 Report

Quoted By:

>>134886568
Because glass doesn't work that way.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:49:00 No.134886653 Report

Quoted By: >>134886920

>they put in face recognition
>looking at someone can make you search their facebook profile instantly
Sounds ri-
>the glasses become popular
>other people will have it
>people realize that people use it for that purpose mostly and bad looking people will look like a creep
OH OH
>the girl you want to talk to as the glasses
>earches your profile
>the profile you have just in case and rarely even log in
>she will see the lack of friends, activity and how unpopular you are
>and that photo from when you were a kid that your grandma uploaded a week ago will be on the top page
OH GOD NO

DAMN YOU GOOGLE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:49:00 No.134886698 Report

Quoted By:

>>134886568
Probably because you will look like a retard with 2 camera lenses on your face.

Maybe one day if nanotechnology gets refined

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:52:00 No.134886920 Report

Quoted By:

>>134886653
Time to buy a Burqa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:52:00 No.134886924 Report

Quoted By: >>134886987 >>134887218 >>134887484

Honestly, sounds like just another way for the google robots to assimilate all of humanity. The sad thing is the masses will eat it up and hasten the robotic revolution that wipes out humanity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:52:00 No.134886926 Report

Quoted By: >>134887334

>>134886332

I would have Sonic running around dodging badguys and slipping tricks on a skateboard.

He was mondo-fucking-cool... Since I was a kid and did that when Sonic 2 came out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:53:00 No.134886984 Report

Quoted By:

>>134886431
>1200 €
*PRTTHTHTHTHTHHT*
Mine costed like 1750 sek, and I got two for one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:53:00 No.134886987 Report

Quoted By:

>>134886924

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:53:00 No.134886990 Report

Quoted By: >>134887224

>>134886431
dude I live in latin ameirca and these glasses costed me around 100 dollars
are your glasses made out of diamonds or something?

Gilda's Fury

Gilda's Fury Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:53:00 No.134887016 Report

Quoted By:

Call me when it has the same functions as Samus's visors in Metroid Prime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:53:00 No.134887018 Report

Quoted By:

>augmented glasses
>yfw they look retarded

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:54:00 No.134887071 Report

Quoted By:

>walk into a bookstore
>loudly address your glasses and demand to know where the music section is
>not just looking around with your actual eyes to find it

CASUALLLLLLLLS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:54:00 No.134887119 Report

Quoted By:

>girl talking behind me
>"hey you want to go on a date?"
>turn around
>she points at her scouter
>that feel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:55:00 No.134887143 Report

Quoted By: >>134887494

>>134882708
>covering Orson Welles up with a fucking rageface

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:55:00 No.134887150 Report

Quoted By: >>134887296 >>134887507

>that feel when we will be old fucks at a retirement home when augmented stuff come
;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:55:00 No.134887154 Report

Quoted By: >>134887314

>>134881457

>Murricans don't get free prescription glasses from the NHS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:56:00 No.134887218 Report

Quoted By:

>>134886924
You're right. You're completely right.

But we're all going to need these anyway because technology.

Thank you pirates for giving us jailbreaking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:56:00 No.134887224 Report

Quoted By:

>>134886990
>>134886990
It's probably 800-900€ or something but my dad pays 1200€.

We both got very shitty eyes. I have -6 and he has -9 with a part for reading.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:56:00 No.134887258 Report

Quoted By:

>>134886248
>HUB

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:56:00 No.134887296 Report

Quoted By: >>134887525

>>134887150
>that feel when our youth will be augmented and we'll be able to live forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:57:00 No.134887314 Report

Quoted By: >>134887446 >>134887654

>>134887154
prescription glasses are ugly as fuck. That's probably why /v/ never is going to get a girlfriend.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:57:00 No.134887329 Report

Quoted By: >>134887765 >>134888147

>>134885609
>posting thumbnails

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:57:00 No.134887334 Report

Quoted By:

>>134886926
I would picture an infinitely huge chainsaw ripping apart everything we drove past.
It would usually follow the outlines of buildings / nearby trees and just completely obliterate everything above)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:58:00 No.134887446 Report

Quoted By:

>>134887314
>spend 50 quid on frames
>lenses are practically free unless you want pointless extra shit like "anti-glare"
>laugh all the way to the bank

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:59:00 No.134887484 Report

Quoted By:

>>134886924
>robots take over the world
>robots have no facebook
>robots don't search for porn, the meaning of random words they see on the net, old puns or tips about life
>google goes bankrupt

Sounds like a stupid plan. At least from a business perspective

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:59:00 No.134887494 Report

Quoted By:

>>134887143
It was probably done by an uncultured /b/tard.

Here, I think this image might be of use to you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:59:00 No.134887507 Report

Quoted By: >>134887665

>>134887150
>That feel when old age will be pushed back due to other new technological breakthroughs
>That feel when we will all live to 150 years old, our children to 180, and so on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:59:00 No.134887525 Report

Quoted By:

>>134887296

I'm gonna be really pissed off if I have to die from age

why can't we just put all our money in technology and live in a good version of the matrix

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 21:59:00 No.134887553 Report

Quoted By: >>134887595

What if someone hacks your vr glasses. They could upload all kinds of horrible shit to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:00:00 No.134887595 Report

Quoted By:

>>134887553
Then you would.. take them off?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:00:00 No.134887614 Report

Quoted By: >>134887723 >>134888439 >>134888589

90% of customers will be fat autistic sperglords who will wear it around their basements pretending to be their favourite chinese cartoon characters

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:01:00 No.134887654 Report

Quoted By: >>134889565

>>134887314
oh fucking this
I remember the time I went to buy my first glasses
My sister asked for the free prescription glasses, I noped as soon as I saw some of them, glad that I could afford actual glasses

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:01:00 No.134887664 Report

Quoted By:

How would you see anything but blur on that? Won't it be completely out of focus from what you're looking at?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:01:00 No.134887665 Report

Quoted By: >>134887861

>>134887507
We best start slaughtering some masses, then, 'cause with such lifespans resources won't last long.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:01:00 No.134887686 Report

Quoted By:

I for one welcome our new Waifu overloards

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:01:00 No.134887723 Report

Quoted By:

>>134887614
>half the functions are related to social networking
>implying neckbeards have friends or want to talk to their family

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:02:00 No.134887765 Report

Quoted By:

>>134887329
>3 MB

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:03:00 No.134887861 Report

Quoted By: >>134888149 >>134888592

>>134887665

3rd world countries will be sacrificed for the good of the wealthier countries of course.

Yeah, no one will actually give a fuck except for computer-chair social activists on tumblr.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:04:00 No.134887884 Report

Quoted By:

>mfw these cause tens of thousands of deaths in traffic collisions

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:04:00 No.134887891 Report

Quoted By:

>>134886126
this exists but it's very primitive
don't ask for a source, i can't remember where i saw it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:04:00 No.134887912 Report

Quoted By: >>134888112 >>134888731

The singer of lamb of god is being such a angsty tough guy about these on twitter

"hurr if I see anyone wear these I'm gonna real their nose"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:05:00 No.134888069 Report

Quoted By:

>voice-recognition screws up
>turns on view-sharing
>in the middle of looking at deviant porn

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:06:00 No.134888103 Report

Quoted By: >>134888176 >>134888682

Why does anybody care about these again? All of the shit they show in the video can be done right fucking now, on an iPhone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:06:00 No.134888112 Report

Quoted By:

>>134887912
>stop liking what I don't like

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:06:00 No.134888147 Report

Quoted By:

>>134887329
>Filename isn't desudesu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:06:00 No.134888149 Report

Quoted By: >>134888328

>>134887861
>wanting to kill the countries from where the money and resources come
are you a 12 years old american redneck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:06:00 No.134888176 Report

Quoted By:

>>134888103

But... it's on your face!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:08:00 No.134888290 Report

Quoted By:

yeah really cool... now morons wont even find there way to the fridge because there google glasses are broken...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:08:00 No.134888291 Report

Quoted By: >>134888967

>that feel when you will never live to see all the awesome stuff in the future
feels everywhere, bad feels. I got a bad feeling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:08:00 No.134888328 Report

Quoted By:

>>134888149

Did I say I wanted that? No. I don't. I'm just saying if it came to mass global resource shortage, wealthy people will fuck over poor people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:08:00 No.134888341 Report

Quoted By:

>>134883173
Don't worry about it one eyed friend.

3D (at least the way it is now) sucks. And hurts my eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:09:00 No.134888410 Report

Quoted By:

>>134880740
only want them if I can wear them over my glasses I already wear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:09:00 No.134888439 Report

Quoted By: >>134888589

>>134887614
Nerd usage:
>haha, let's try out some gimmicks
>this is nice, I guess
>...
>...
>...
>I haven't used it in days, I should just take it off

Normalfag usage
>I'm with friends, photo!
>What is X up to?
>So where the party will be, check it out!
>I'm in the middle of the town after the party, how do I get home?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:10:00 No.134888518 Report

Quoted By:

i guess that's cool if you live in the bay area and walk everywhere and don't mind looking like a fucking idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:11:00 No.134888589 Report

Quoted By: >>134888797

>>134888439
>>134887614

>not using them to bring your waifu to the 3d World

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:11:00 No.134888592 Report

Quoted By: >>134888683

>>134887861
Don't be stupid, man, 3rd world countries are where 1st world countries get most of their resources.

It's the middle classes in the first world countries that need to be deleted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:12:00 No.134888682 Report

Quoted By:

>>134888103
how stupid are you

its about the controlls, you dön't have to lock at your phone.

what is faster select something by looking at it or taking out your phone, enter your pin and than select what you want?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:12:00 No.134888683 Report

Quoted By: >>134888919

>>134888592
Then who will buy the products made in the third world? lrn2globalisation

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:12:00 No.134888697 Report

Quoted By:

>I bet Ponyfags will use it to see ponies in real life
>Or hire hookers and make them look like ponies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:13:00 No.134888731 Report

Quoted By:

>>134887912
>Singer in effeminate hick buttmetal band is angry at technology.

Well stop the fucking presses.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:13:00 No.134888797 Report

Quoted By: >>134888971

>>134888589
>Maiwaifuapp on these phones

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:14:00 No.134888919 Report

Quoted By: >>134889117

>>134888683
The higher classes of the third world and first world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:15:00 No.134888940 Report

Quoted By:

There's already an augmented reality waifu game for 3DS.

I'm sure there will be a day one augmented reality waifu app for these glasses.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:15:00 No.134888957 Report

Quoted By: >>134889458 >>134889549

>you will never have augs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:15:00 No.134888967 Report

Quoted By: >>134889228

>>134888291
Read "Physics of the Future" by Michio Kaku. Our parents may be the last generation to NOT have near immortality. That means for us, by mid century we should have people living to about 150 and when you get to late century (2070-2100) there may be near immortality (ie, just dont have a really bad accident, otherwise organ replacement and rejuvinants will be there to keep you healthy and immortal).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:15:00 No.134888971 Report

Quoted By:

>>134888797
>phones

I don't know why I typed this, diregard that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:17:00 No.134889117 Report

Quoted By:

>>134888919
But there is few of them. And they already do that anyway, but 1% isn't as much as 33%

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:17:00 No.134889169 Report

Quoted By:

going to be a good while before anything like the mock up video is possible.

Also, they look like complete ass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:18:00 No.134889228 Report

Quoted By: >>134889358

>>134888967
>and by 1993 we will have flying cars and no wars!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:19:00 No.134889327 Report

Quoted By: >>134889463

>allowing google to watch everything you do

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:19:00 No.134889358 Report

Quoted By: >>134890003

>>134889228

A flying car would actually be really stupid if you think about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:20:00 No.134889458 Report

Quoted By:

>>134888957
> dat file content

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:20:00 No.134889463 Report

Quoted By: >>134890003

>>134889327
Maximum spyware

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:21:00 No.134889549 Report

Quoted By: >>134889885

>>134888957
>2.96 mb
>13x12
YOU HAVE NO REASON FOR THIS

WHY GOD

TELL ME WHY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:21:00 No.134889565 Report

Quoted By:

>>134887654

>£85 Frames = free
>Lenses=free

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:22:00 No.134889647 Report

Quoted By: >>134889746

any adam jensen jokes yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:23:00 No.134889746 Report

Quoted By: >>134889987

>>134889647
What do you think this entire damn thread is, gaylord?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:24:00 No.134889885 Report

Quoted By:

>>134889549
> open file with hexadecimal editor
> see thousands of "umad" after jpeg content
> mfw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:25:00 No.134889921 Report

Quoted By: >>134890073

They should add a camera so we can take pictures of girls and stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:26:00 No.134889987 Report

Quoted By:

>>134889746
well this is /v/, so yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:26:00 No.134890003 Report

Quoted By:

>>134889358
Yeah, but people of old were naive

>>134889463
And it will project ads into the world based on your tastes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:26:00 No.134890073 Report

Quoted By:

>>134889921
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG_oThcYsn0

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:29:00 No.134890283 Report

Quoted By: >>134890839

Only downside that everybody will think you are a freak because you are talking to the nothing. And these smartthing that know what you are saying and know the layout of a store is always end up as a big pile of glitch and shit.

>>134884029
You decide to go home
Come back
Girl still in the same position wainting for your replie

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:33:00 No.134890658 Report

Quoted By:

Immediately made me think of

>MONITOR YOUR FRIEND'S PROGRESS
>"LOOK! THEY'RE EBUMPING!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU1S08JZlM0&hd=1

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:34:00 No.134890759 Report

Quoted By:

Oh boy can't wait to be brain-plugged 24/7 on the internet!
Imagine when that thing hits mainstream, you won't have any valid reasons to be late for work or forget anything.
Privacy? Hahaha who needs it, here's the location of your friend at all times

That GPS could be mighty convenient though, but damn that is a bit too much power over you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:35:00 No.134890839 Report

Quoted By:

>>134890283
>Only downside that everybody will think you are a freak

Not if this sort of thing becomes the norm. Expect masses of human beings staring at their feet and mumbling shit to make the google glasses hear them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2012 22:35:00 No.134890841 Report

Quoted By:

>>134882167
He's just pointing out that that is actually possible now, which is scary in and of itsself

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