GTA 4

>hurr too serious
Still has over the top characters, just isn't as batshit as SR3
>hurrr i dont like the driving
It's Grand Theft AUTO, and in 4 the cars dont work like RC cars
>hurr my pc from 1945 doesnt work on max
Apply yourself
>hurr boring characters
Little Jacob, Dwayne, Manny, actually all are very memorable.
>hurr bowling
After 2 times (for the bonus IF YOU WANT), totally optional.
>hurr it wasnt SA, SA was best!!
SA was fun, but it looked like shit, it had useless shit like going to the gym and yes it had parachutes, but that doesn't makes it infinitely better. Also GTA4 had parachutes eventually.

Good example of nostalgia goggles
GTA4 > SA