Quoted By:
>arino
PRIMA: "Hey, Anon. You have try this new candy. It's really good!"
SECUNDA: "Huh. Okay, I'll-- wait."
PRIMA: "Come on! Try it!"
SECUNDA: "No, wait. This little sticker here. What does it say?"
PRIMA: "Who gives a fuck? Eat it!"
SECUNDA: "Impor-- imported by... Imported by pedophiles?"
PRIMA: "Eat the fucking candy, man."
SECUNDA: "No, what does it mean, 'imported by pedophiles'?"
PRIMA: "They just imported it. They didn't actually make it."
SECUNDA: "So... I'm giving pedophiles money if I eat this."
PRIMA: "You're getting it for free, jackass. Eat the fucking candy, it's the greatest thing you've ever tasted."
SECUNDA: "Uh... But, like, they're getting something out of it, or they wouldn't be doing it."
PRIMA: "Eat the candy. Now."
SECUNDA: "I'm not sure I want this."
PRIMA: "They're not even... Look, they're p. cool people."
SECUNDA: "What does the 'p' stand for?"
PRIMA: "pedophiles. Look, it's not important. They just took the candy back here and wrapped it--"
SECUNDA: "They touched it?"
PRIMA: "Yeah, but--"
SECUNDA: "No, I don't think I want this. I don't want your pedo candy."
PRIMA: "Look, we didn't finger it or--"
SECUNDA: "Wait. 'We'?"
PRIMA: "EAT THE FUCKING CANDY YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
*slamming noises*
*shoving*
*choking*
"See! It's great, isn't it?"
[PRIMA moves SECUNDA's limp mouth]
PRIMA (as SECUNDA): "YEAH ITS AWESOME BRO"
