Every board down on 4chan liked vidya a lot

But /v/, who despised console gaming, did not!

Oh, /v/ hated vidya! The consoles and games!

Now please, don't ask why, for no one can quite say.

It could be that his neckbeard was one inch too long

It could be, perhaps, the small size of his dong

But I think that the most likely reason of all

May be that he ne'er left his basement at all.

But, whatever the reason, his beard or his dick

He railed against vidya but played not a lick.

Staring at his computer with an elitist frown

at the gay console peasants whose posts did abound.

For he knew every faggot who posted a thread

Was an underaged scrub who should be in bed.