>>137002894Sit child, and hear the tale .... long long ago, Microsoft made an operating system called Vista. Vista was a buggy piece of shit, nobody liked it, even Windows diehards claimed to prefer Apple OSes over Vista.
One day, old man Gates saw Vista alone and crying at the local Starbucks, "Why," he said, "whatever is wrong, you lousy piece of shit?", Vista looked at him with tears in it's eyes and replied, "People don't like me. They call me names. They break my security. They make fun of me when I crash trying to play their games! Why? Why was I made this way?". Old man Gates took pity upon the retard-child OS and promised to help it make friends, just as soon as he returned from the bathroom to vomit in disgust.
Old man Gates spoke to people, and asked them what they might like to play with Vista and the replies were myriad, alas, were Old man Gates to teach Vista to play all the games he waould be dead before he made a dent in the list. With a spark of genius Old man Gates sent off a message to his son Xbox asking for his advice. Three weeks and several overheating issues later Xbox sent his reply, it read "Dearest father, why don't you give Vista Halo 2? I would be ever so glad to share. Love, your son, Xbox.
P.S.
Send ice-cream"
"HALO 2!" Old man Gates explaime, "Of course! Everyone loves Halo 2! Why, I'll wager that should I give it to Vista and not XP that everyone will therefor love Vista!"
And everyone lived happilly ever after. Except Vista, because the plan utterly failed and by extention all the Halo IPs were to never see PC usage again after Halo 2 failed miserably on PC due to only running on Vista.