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>Go to GAME to buy a guide to Oblivion
>25 different versions and editions, ask for assistance
>Some filthy 15 year old chav on work experience comes over
>Wot dju wont mayte?
>I want a guide for Oblivion on the Xbox 360. Which one should I get?
>You wot mayte?
>A guide for Oblivion on the Xbox 360?
>Wait ere orlrite mayte
>He comes back with a larger, more competent chav
>Dyou got ID?
>I just want to buy a guide, why do I need ID?
>I said, dyou got ID?
>What do I need ID for?
>The games 15 plus, I need to see sum ID.
>Anxiety playing up
>B-but it's just a fucking book, why do I need...
>ID PLEASE
>Oh, oh god no, not now
>Start hyperventilating
>Sweating profusely
>Chavs look bemused, call the other chavs over
>Collapse to the floor, my chest feels tight
>Sneeze hard, try to catch it with my hand
>Green and yellow mucus squits out all over my face, hands and shirt
>Chavs are cheering
>Start crying, snot still pouring down my face
>Get up to leave, start running out of the shop, slip on some rogue snot
>Land awkwardly, smash my back
>Shit starts streaming down my legs, my leg is broken and blood is pouring out from back
>Start crawling in my blood, shit, sweat, tears and snot
>Can't get up
>Trapped in a purple hell, tormented by chavs for eternity