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OP got trolled hard
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>My dad works at Jagex, I know how to spawn party hats
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>some kid says he has Super Mario 64 2 >phone Toys R Us asking if they have it in stock >they don't
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>mf I was one of these kids
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>4th grading >Knowing cartridges have limited memory, knowing they had memory at all.
Anonymous
>>137805186 You know 4th graders are like 9 years old, right? That's plenty old enough not to be a retard.
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>>137805186 We weren't all huge dipshits. Granted, a 4th grader is going to be a fucking dipshit by law, but in what subjects and the severity of the dipshitness varies.
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>>137805290 I was 10 and yes, you're correct.
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>my dad works at capcom
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>>137804534 >No really, he hacked my Super Mario 64 game so that the levels don't have invisible walls and there's just more stars and puzzles going out forever >His uncle invented Minecraft Gay Autistic Guy !nGYn7oLU3Y
>Me in 6th grade: "Dude I can totally play Gameboy games for free on my computer!" >Yeah right >"I'm serious man, I can play any Gameboy and SNES game I want! For free!!!!!" >You are retarded >Show me then >"Ok come over to my house" >I show him and he is fucking amazed >5 years later my super secret piracy and emulation is all over the news because of Napster cunts
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Oh god I love these threads. Too bad I don't really have any good stories to share. Just the typical 'I let my buddy borrow a toy and it was returned broken'. Why don't people take care of anything ;_;
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>My dad actually works for Nintendo >Nobody believes me
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>>137805105 So is bigfoot really in San Andreas? I swear I saw him once but I might be imagining things.
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>"I play Pokemon on my computer" >bullshit >No seriously. My uncle gave me a floppy with stuff to play it with >Bullshit, how would the cartridge go into the computer >Whatever man
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me in whatever grade>playing pokemon blue >got it from japan cus im a half jap >friend asks wtf im doing >show him >he says "dude this is so dumb, why would you play this" >next gen get gold >friend sees im playing game again >"why do you keep playing these. they probably arent gonna make more, they suck" >ruby and sapphire arrive >everyone gets one >friend acts like hes played the game series forever >says he was the first to play the pokemon series in our school >he starts lying saying he baught pokemon blue from toys r us when it first came out. >i come up to him at kick him in the shin and called him out in front of everyone
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>my dad works for video games
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There was a kid at my school who told me that getting all the stars let you ride yoshi around and every enemy he ate made him bigger.
Anonymous
>"hey Anon, have you heard about the new N65?" >"what?" >"yeah, it can play two games at the same time on the same tv screen!" >flip my shit thinking it's true, I mean, the guy had a bootleg translated copy of Pokemon Yellow months before it was released in the west >tell my friends about the new Nintendo >they think me retarded >mfw I found out I was duped by someone I trusted >he moves back to Finland before I can exact my revenge
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>>137806192 If they put him in GTA V I will shit my pants.
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>>137807207 Don't worry, he's probably either gotten alcohol poisoning and died or frozen to death.
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>making christmas list with friends as a kid >friend puts down he wants for christmas a console that will be able to play all games and all consoles even ones that don't exist >tell him its stupid >he tells me with santa it is possible
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>>137807252 I will just leave this here
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>4th grade >Some transfer student from Switzerland named Kim comes to my school >He's alright, I play wall-ball with him sometimes >End of the year >He has a birthday party >Invites everyone in the class except for me and 2 other guys >He lives close to school >Everyone talks about his party all day, including my best friend >Everyone walks to his house after school for his party >3 lonely kids on the sidewalk waiting for our parents to pick us up >Our teacher comes up to us >"aren't you going to the party?" >"We weren't invited...." >"oh."
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>Dragon Ball Z Budokai comes out >kid in my class tells me about it since I don't have a PS2 >"You can unlock Buu, and then you type in words and he'll fight with it!" >"Even a Gameboy!?" >"Even a Gameboy!" >get it a couple years down the road for GCN >PISSED AS FUCK
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>>137806086 Funny, since I never had a Gameboy and played every Pokémon game on the PC. I would have wanted a Gameboy, but eh.
Anonymous
>>137808846 Well. If you ever feel like you need to come over here and kill everyone, drop by and I'll buy you a beer.
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>dude in the train in goldeneye there is money in the compartments you can use to upgrade your guns >REALLY? >yeah and you can also use it to buy hidden levels there is this desert one with a giant spider in it
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Anonymous
>>137809357 If I ever come around to Switzerland, I'll give you one chance to redeem your country.
Oh shit I just remembered. My grandfather almost starved to death in Nazi occupied Holland, and he had to go to Switzerland to beef up.
thanks bro.
If you ever see anyone named kim, give em a kick in the nuts.
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>>137808878 >for GCN There's your problem, it's only in the PS2 version sillu.
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>>137810397 Roger that. Only faggots are called Kim anyways.
Anonymous
>>137810738 >5th grade >ps3 LOL UNDERAGE B&
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>>137810738 >5th grade >PS3 comes out How fucking old are you? Like 14? Reported.
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>>137810738 >5th Grade >2006 >2012 >11th Grade >Underage Bro, turn around and leave.
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>>137811335 >not using "Son" when adressing underage-kun Anonymous
>>137811259 >>137811271 >>137811335 B-b-but im 18.
I was just held back for 2 years...
Anonymous
>>137811580 Quit trying to save face. Kids like you are a diamond dozen, you come onto this board and take it from granite, but when you're called out for being too young, you can't face the farts and grow a pear.
Anonymous
>>137811580 Then leave for being a stupid shit.
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>>137811989 >Diamond dozen >Not Dime in a dozen >Granite >I give up Anonymous
>>137811580 So you're just a fucking moron, then. Still, go away.
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>PS2 comes out, everyone has one >friend from japan tells me theyre already up to PS4 there >start begging mom for PS4 for christmas
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>>137812070 I know man, I have know taller ants for this shit.
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>>137811989 >save face >diamond dozen >granite >face the farts >grow a pear. The troll is strong in this one.
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>be 4-5 >Preschool >Block station thing, working on awesome megatower >Fat kid, paul (Yes I still remember that little pig nosed fucker's name) knocks over the tower >I pick up a bock and proceed to smash his fucking face in >No more block station
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>>137812794 But 'save face' is an actual phrase, you retard.
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>"I have a Nintendo Sixty-twelve, anon!" >"Can I see, thatkid?!" MFW >"No it's at my dad's house."
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>>137811335 >>137811271 >>137811259 >tfw you fags fell for blatantly obvious troll Anonymous
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I remember that this one kid named Colin always used to trick me with these. He told me once that you could do some special thing in pokemon gold which would cause one of your pokemon to die (not faint) and it would be dead for good. He also told me that he had a special version of Sanic adventure battle 2 with special chaos like old chao and sanic chao....
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So your "THAT" kid op. I see, everything makes sense now.
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>get my first gameboy at tenth birthday with donkey kong land 2 >show it to other kids of neighborhood, play together with them >THAT ONE KID shows up, begins japing about pokemon >tells everyone how awesome the game is and how hard it is and only real pros can play through it >nobody really knew it back then and he takes his chance of exaggerating >tells everyone that because he played through it, he won a price and was allowed to pet a whale at the local amusement park >or local fair is small as fuck, everyone calls him out on his bullshit >goes all "yeah well it was at disneyland, not our fun fair then!" >people are still skeptical because whales are fuckhuge >that kid gets even more defensive, now claiming it wasn't REAL whale, it was a shark and he confuses the words sometimes >this time I am the one to call bullshit, because a shark would simply bite off his hand if he tried to pet it >now he goes full bullshit, claiming that "the shark was trapped in small glass container and couldn't move" and that he reached through a small hole in the glass to pet it >my eyes start glaring >I just recently read A LOT about sharks (I was a strange kid and always read books about dinosaurs, fishes, space travel and stuff) >happened to catch up that sharks need to move constantly or they drown, even while sleeping >tell this to everyone >everyone believes me >blowhard kid is all sweaty and red from the discussion >says nothing and just runs off >continue playing dkl2 with other kids
Anonymous
What kind of "that kid" rumors do you think go on with today's youth?
Ziggy Stardust !LrtpfUHOC.
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>The name is VEYITA NO VEGETA
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>>137814187 >3rd or 4th Grade >iPod Touch Am I missing something?
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>I saw a charizard in the woods yesterday for real! >bus puts me at school like 10 minutes early every day >have nothing to do but stand outside of class >this kid I don't even know starts telling me what he did the previous night on spyro 1 EVERY FUCKING DAY >now know the exact layout and the story of spyro 1 without ever having played the game >never even saw that kid at any other point in my entire life
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>>137814119 >What kind of "that kid" rumors do you think go on with today's youth? Too much I would say. We live in an age of information overflow, so checking if someone is lying or telling the truth is even harder, because someone somewhere on the Internet backs the bullshit up. Just google "chemtrails" and see idiots go crazy.
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>>137813017 >nc reaction image. kill yourself.
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>>137814665 uh, no. that's pretty much the exact opposite of how reality works.
also, people, this isn't a "that kid" thread, it's a thread for telling how you were /v/ before we had /v/.
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>>137814119 >"dude, my cousin smokes weed with the guys who made MW3 and he got me a secret code for diamond weapons!" >"nah dude, that's bullshit" >"you mad trolololololo" Anonymous
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>>137814187 >3rd or 4th grade >iPod touch Confirmed for <16 years old
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>>137814187 If you're underage can you at least replace the ipod touch with a gameboy or something so people dont flip shit
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>be in 6th grade, pokemon cards are the shit >kid claims he's the best, undefeated at world championships, etc. >kick his ass singlehandedly with Poliwrath (still my favorite pokemon) >claims I cheated played by rules not accepted at tourneys (we were using stock rules lol) >he flips the table over in rage, knocking a drink on my Poliwrath card >grab his forst edition charizard holo....rip it in half infront of his face >kick him in the nuts, grab my cads, and get out.
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>never had a that kid >life was kinda boring
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>>137809736 They forgot the part about how if you look in the San Andreas manual they have bigfoot in the special thanks section.
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>little faggot kid named jeremy, he has curly brown hair and looks like a stupid jew >no one likes him >he constantly talks about how his dad will suspend them because he is the principal >he stole my pokemon cards at lunch one day >pissed me off and I plan revenge >one day im drinking from water fountain >he tries to bash my head on it >revenge time >turn around and punch him in the face >go apeshit and start hammering on him >grab his faggot curly hair and bash his forehead down onto the metal fountain >jeremy the faggot is knocked out >get called to principals >turns out jeremys mom was fucking the principal >all my teachers were bro's and stood up for me >my mom came in and bitched out the principal >principal got fired and replaced next year >jeremy never went back to school >his mom was most likely a whore >principal never got a job at a school ever again
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>>137815043 I don't care too much for him as a reviewer, but he makes some useful reaction images.
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>>137814665 chemtrails are real
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I think they're are quite a few underage people in here not because of the obvious troll posts but because of how many people have responded to them.
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>Look at my Jirachi! I got it in a trade from Japan. >They why is its name JIRACHI? You just Action Replayed it. >No I didn't, I changed its name with the name rater. >think 'You can't rename pokemon you receive from trades. You Action Replay shit all the time, why are you lying?' >say 'Oh.'
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Not a "that kid" story, but still vidya.>youngish kid, maybe 10 or 12, hanging with friends >think they mean be friends with >say some guy,I think it was Solid Snake or something >realize my mistake and try to correct it. >they aren't having it, for the rest of my time associating with them they think I'm in the closet >mfw Maybe if I took him up on his offer, I wouldn't be a virgin. Oh well.
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>>137816514 Was he hot?
Trap material?
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>>137815661 shit man, you really loved that Poliwrath right?
Anonymous
>that one cunt that preferred girls over boys and gave them bonus points
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>>137816738 He wasn't hideous, objectively he was handsome. If I hadn't been so insecure in my heterosexuality, I would have let him blow me or maybe fucked him.
But dating him? Probably not.
Jokes on them,though. Recently found out I was bisexual thanks to pic related.
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>>137816989 >that one cunt that preferred girls over boys and gave them bonus points That could refer to any one of a large number of American politicians.
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>2000s >yugioh is cash as fuck >kid promises me to give me god cards for harpy lady's elegant egotist >i'll bring it tomorrow >dont mind since it's just a shitty rare >pretends to not know me >steal his reader book >he has to pay 75 dollars or the teach cant pass him >go to gamestop >buy oracle of ages >fall in love with the game >get like 10 hearts >up to final boss >i'll finish it on the weekend >friend comes over >he niggers the game and m&l super star saga >only get oracles back >pay it cool like we are still friends >find out his locker combo >ask him to bring all his 64 games (only console he had in fuck 2006) and i'll let him borrow my ps2 >nigger all his games and leave his locker open
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>>137817329 I think he means teachers.
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>>137817329 Don't get mad at girls just because your teacher was a pedophile.
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i always enjoyed the challenge of a game over it's other aspects as a kid. eventually i started calling casuals by what they are and became a vidya gaem elitist while in highschool. shortly after, i discovered /v/ and educated myself on how to stop being a dickbutt when it came to dealing with casuals and normalfags.>casuals faces when i played arena shooters with them and became the master of no fun allowed
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>>137815587 They'll just have to deal with it *glasses dog*
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>>137817573 It's actually called "deal with it dog"
>>137816030 Of course. They must be so desperate spraying everything, the american illuminti even built extra chemtrail canisters on their space shuttles!
McBalderus
>>137817298 It's all good.
I'm bisexual but nobody knows it yet, not even my girlfriend (She is Bi).
my older sister hasnt caught on yet even though we've talked about husbandos In vidya (Dante UNF)
How should I come out?
It's gunna be hard to explain my trap folders if anyone ever finds them
Documents/Game Saves/Porn/Traps >That feel when you want to fuck a cute guy or trap but fear alienating everyone around you Anonymous
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>>137817679 But the sky is enormous and those chemtrails are teeny. They need all the help they can get. And sometimes, they even succeed.
Ever wonder why it's overcast sometimes? I'm joking, friendanon. Anonymous
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>>137817679 u one of dem?
u spying me?
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>resident evil 4 comes out >friend tell me that his pen pal in japan already have resident evil 8 >resident evil 8 uses a full body simulation with pressure point to emulate full body pain with the game >tells that his friend already went to the hospital for it
Anonymous
That feel when your dad will never work for nintendo.
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>>137817998 but my dad works for nintendo
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>kids can now google your bullshit with their mobiles
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>>137817998 Then do your future son a favor and get a job at Nintendo
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>>137817971 >he didn't get the full body suit on disk DLC Anonymous
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>>137817998 My dad works for Playstation
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>>137817998 i work for nintendo
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>Grade 3 >Bring my Game Boy Color to school >Sit in the field trying hard to get a view of Pokemon Silver >Snot faced friend comes up >Can I play anon? >Alright, I want it back by the end snack! >Get into the classroom >He's smiling at me >Hah! Anon, I deleted your file >Become can of rage >"We were just joking dude!" >He totally fell for it! >Can I have my gameboy back? >Turn it on >Get to menu >All I see is New game and options >Oh crap, yeah dude that happens sometimes. Happened to me too >I lost my level 100 Rhydon, level 100 Feraligatr, level 100 Lugia, level 100 Nidoking, and level 100 Gyarados >Never let anyone borrow games, or consoles. Ever again, unless they buy them off of me.
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I don't think you ever attended 4th grade, OP.
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>>137804534 >Jan 2000, First day back to school >Got a GBC for christmas and carry it in my bag >only have Mario Land, for GB >end of schoolday, as I walk to the bus I see something shiny on the corner of my eye >Pokemon Silver >swiftly pick it up and put it in GBC, get on bus >Start game, im in a dark cave with a level 50+ elephant thing and some other monsters (I have no idea what pokemon is) >miss my busstop playing game. fucking pokemon
Anonymous
>>137817778 I never did the whole "coming out" thing. I just tell people I'm bi if they ask what sexuality I am, which almost no one ever does.
I follow the sage wisdom of "It ain't no thang."
Anonymous
>>137818334 >Grade 3 >level 100 Pkmns Lies or autism
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>hanging out with my 2 friends at recess, laptops on the couches >TIME FOR RUNESCAPE, BITCHES >some guy tells me about how he needs my help >lolk >some sort of enchanted wine in this building, only sub-level 20 can pick it up >he'll pay me like 5g in trade for it >SEEMS LEGIT >pick up the wine >he shuts the door >it happens >Stand up, throw my hands into the air, yell "SHIT" at the top of my lungs >laptop screen broken, detention for a week
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>>137818552 Actually, my brother had a copy of Pokemon Red.
He traded me some stuff.
He was a total bro, now all he does is work and
has a family. Anonymous
i had not only 1, but 2 "that kid"s>that kid arguing with other kid at lunch about mariokart 64 >says some shit about using a star and going inside a truck on toads turnpike lets you drive the truck >other kid says its bullshit >end up going to "that kid"s house >ask to see the truck thing >"lol i dont even have an n64" >mfw >"that kid" telling me about shooting his uncles REAL AUTOMATIC AK47 >"lol i was shooting it and i ran out of ammo and my uncle had to run up to me because i just held the trigger down and it kept goin clickclickclick" >"he said i could have broke it"
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Not exactly a /v/ related story but a that guy story>be twelve >friend finds a stash of playboy magazines in his older brothers room >he steals one >it has an article in it pitting the mazda RX-7 against the dodge viper >some obnoxious 6th grader pipes in >"YEAH WELL IN JAPAN THEY ALREADY HAVE THE RX-12 AND MY DAD OWNS ONE BUT HE KEEPS IT IN HIS GARAGE BUT NOBODY CAN SEE IT BECAUSE IF THEY DO HE WILL BE BANNED FROM JAPAN"
Anonymous
>>137818639 Uh...can you explain this? What happened? How did the laptop get broken? Just..what?
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>>137818456 I fap to Renamon porn but I don't want anyone knowing that, they still somehow say I'm a closet furry.
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>>137818456 That's true.
I may just tell my sister only and if people ask I'll tell them.
I wonder if my girlfriend would be up for a three-way...
Anonymous
>>137818639 >Pokemon becomes cool >Grade 1-2 >Poor fucker, so I don't have no cards >Rich fucker brings a starter deck to class for EVERY KID THERE >awesome as hell >have like 3 pokemon, some elemental cards, pots, etc >recess time >Bunch of grade 6's approach me >"Hey kid, those're some pretty cool cards, but check out this...TANGULA" >Holy fuck >Its a Tangula >What the fuck is a tangula I don't even know but it has to be cool >"Yeah he has all these tentacles and can grapple pokemon in combat and throw them and stuff he's super rare" >HOLY SHIT TANGULA >"We'll trade him to you, but we want like...yeah all those cards you have" >SOUNDS LEGIT, TAKE THEM >Fuck yeah I got a Tangula >Not until half a week later I realize I've been jewed, thurough hatred of pokemon forever after Anonymous
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>>137818552 >He didn't have at least one level one hundred Pokemon Haha, you were even a casual in the third grade, anon. I had both Machamp and Onix at lv. 100
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>>137818791 The Wine he's refering to was an old newbie trap, caused a bunch of high-level enemies who are normally passive to attack anyone who touches the wine. This was back when closing a door blocked other player's movements, and standing in front of it would seal them in.
Basically he got fucked by a higher-level troll, flipped shit, dropped his laptop and broke it.
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>Tell kid that my dad works for Bungie and is working on Halo 2 >Tell him that its going to have like 30 levels >He rightly calls BS >MFW when the game comes out and the levels are actually divided up into smaller parts and there is actually like 30 of them,
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>>137805607 I literally see you post this in every one of these threads. Why do you do this?
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>5th grade >Melee just came out >just moved so I'm at a new school >make friends with some chill kid >over at his house >playing Melee >tells me about Giga Bowser and Crazy hand >think he's bullshitting >tells me how to do it before I leave >actually try it at home >mfw he wasn't lying
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>want to play wwe SMACKDOWN or some crap with older brother >he is playing campaign mode >ask if I can play with him >he says they added a feature so if you use a second controller you play as the ref >believe it >try to play >get upset because I think the controller is broken, and that's why the ref wasn't moving
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This happened today faggot
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>>137818639 Ah yes. The Wine of Zamorak.. If it makes you feel better...
That was me.
I have good memories of trolling that building before the fixed the door so you couldn't close it.
Anonymous
>>137819040 Keep it comin'
>Still in grade 1-2 >Dad gets into pokemon >Ergo I get back into pokemon >Pokemon MASTER TOURNEMANT FUCK YEAH coming to our city >Assemble our master deck >Its made entirely of Chanseys, Kangaskhans, and a bunch of other "FUCK YOU WE HIT FOR 80 DAMAGE A POP NIGGAH" pokemons >Tons of instant heals >My body is ready >Join the tournament >Start tearing anuses >There is a tidal wave of butthurt >Nothing can stand before the might of my deck >FEEL THE WRATH OF MY POKEMON SKILLS, BITCHES >Some faggot with glasses and a slick haircut and a fucking uniform playing me >Mr. Mime. >What a douche, eat my 80 damage hit you fa- >Mr. Mime passive: Immune to any attack over 30 damage >Over 30 damage. >Immune to anything over 30 damage. >My weakest pokemon hits for at least 50. >Just stare at his card. >Wipe my hands over the table >Cards everywhere >Run out of the building crying >Dad catches me >First spanking of my life Fucking pokemon.
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>Friend says he has a game called, and I quote, "Mario vs Sonic vs Tails vs Knuckles vs Spierman" on the Sega Genisis.
Anonymous
THIS ISN'T A THAT KID THREAD
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>>137819670 I still have those tantrum issues at 24. Lost all control of my life.
Have another.
>at a 'friend's' house for a playdate >the dude has a room full of toy soldiers, an arcade machine in his basement, an air-hockey table and a goddamn retro popcorn stand machine >we boot up his N64 >take turns playing STAR WARS SHADOWS OF THE EMPIRE MOTHERFUCKER >my turn, hell yeah >some sort of sewer >have a jetpack, looks kinda cool >powering through it >area with a bunch of submerged stuff, have to hop from platform to platform >accidentally deactivate jetpack, fall in the water >Oh, it doesn't kill you. You can swim, that's pretty coo- >noise. >turn around >THERE ARE SQUIDS IN THE GODDAMN WATER FIVE FEET AWAY FROM ME HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT JESUS MARY MOTHER OF GOD >fly out of my seat >rip the cartridge out of the N64 >screaming the entire time >throw it at the wall >it -shatters- >just stare at eachother >never invited over again And thus, my fear of underwater anything was born.
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>>137818663 also, "that kid" #1 is still up to his old bullshit ways
taken from his facebook, don't judge me >Soo with the kinect i used it to look for ghost in the show and i found some No joke i need to move NOW!!!! >made $200 by hackzoring someones XBL account easy money!!! >WOOOHOOOO im working for youtube now!!! feels good making money this faggot just gets monetization from his vids
which are all under like 5000 views lol and calls it a fucking job
Anonymous
>>137820167 >Scared of a game >Take the effort to stand up, walk over to the console, rip out the cartridge and throw it Did you have ADD or something? I've never heard of something so retarded.
Anonymous
My favoite one, he didn't fool anyone with this bullshit though:>I have all 5 Exodia cards! I was worried about people stealing them so I put them in a trapped box, bit I made it TOO GOOD and now even I can't get them out to show you.
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>2nd grade >some douche kid lives next door to me >breaks my toys and hogs my fucking games >he's a dick to pretty much everyone at school >his older brother is over one day >he brings over Goldeneye for us to play >he beats the shit out of his little brother in multiplayer while I just wander around. >he ragequits and throws a tantrum >his brother takes him home >he says i can keep Goldeneye before he leaves >his little brother is yelling now >they move a few months later >some couple with three dogs moves in
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>>137820512 My flight-or-fight instinct is literally fight, every single time. Was scared of the game, so I attacked it. That's just what happens with me.
Thread dying?
>grade 5-6 >just recieved our laptops for school (private school fuck yeah) >play one of those Stick Punishment Chamber things on flashgames >holy shit this is the most awesome thing ever >I literally think I can make something just as cool >Powerpoint, go! >Paint, go! >start making stickmen scenes >using spraypaint red as blood >stickment getting stabbed with poles, impaled, hung, etc >show it to some friends on the bus >"Holy shit that is the best thing ever." >show it to some friends at recess >"Oh my god that is so funny" >show it to some kids in class >"ANON WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE" >teacher takes my laptop >watches the whole thing >takes my laptop away >tells me I have to see school counsulor for two weeks >get home >tell my dad I lost my laptop because I drew stickmen killing eachother >that's a paddlin' Nothing good comes of videogames in my life...
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>Friend who was older than all the kids (like 14/15 compared to us 12/13) >Showed us his secret fort that took like an hour to get to by climbing through prickle-bushes >Had a bunch of rare yu-gi-oh cards >Had a bunch of level 100 pokemon >Traded me a level 70-somthing crobat and I used it to beat the elite 4
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>Fifth grade >Every Friday my class would go downstairs and be fifth grade buddies to the first grade. >My kid's a fan of Pokemon, I help him play Gold version, over the of the year we finish the game together. >Now >Freshman brother says there's a senior who reminds me of him, how's he's big into RPG's, computers, and music. >He tells me his name. >It's the same kid.
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not really /v/ before /v/ but similiar.>Friend tells me about ratman in gta 4 >I look it up, some people say its a glitch or whatever >Spend days in the underground subway online with friends >See a homeless guy wearing a hood moving all weird making weird noises >We're all on motorcycles >Someone spooks him and he takes off running super fast >we make chase >outruns us in our motorcycles while howling >Somehow one of us blew up
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I was fucking evil man>That kid saying lots of shit about his magic and raw deal cards and how he had ultra rare shit >he say's he's looking for X card, i say i have one and to meet outside to trade >he has one of those shinyass folders with TONS of cards >i start checking it >Suddenly one of my bros passes by my side at speedlight on his bycicle and takes the folder outta my hands >i lie and yell "MAN GIVE IT BACK ASDAD" >"CMON THATKID LET'S PURSUE THAT FUCKER ILL BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA HIM" >we never caught him >come back to my place, divide his cards with mah bro and realize the shithead didn't had all the unique cards he say
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>>137821265 You're an asshole. You probably ruined that kids month.
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>third grade >friends dad gives me and him some Yugioh cards >they're in chinese or some chink language and obviously fake but I didn't give a shit >includes four Blue Eyes', the Egyptain Gods, Meteor Dragon, Gate Guardian, and some other shit >play some fourth grader at recess >as I couldn't read the effects I played by anime rules with my Egyptain gods >of course, I wiped his shit >lose the cards somewhere >look all over for them >find the same kid one week later with my chinese knockoffs >attempt to beat him up because he stole my chinese knockoffs >get in trouble, forced to stay inside during recess for a few days. >don't even get my chinese knockoffs back
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>>137821265 >Steal from somebody >They're a douche because you didn't steal their more expensive things Fucking kill yourself.
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>around time Mario sunshine came out >no idea how to get into corona mountain >now I know that i missed Noki bay but back on track >that kid says something about a pianta on a lab coat >think to self that it must be FLUDD's creator >says he asked for a zebra fruit >says you have to beat everything without taking a hit >apparently it gives you paintbrush and you can play through as bowser Jr >don't call him out >spend next week trying to find this guy
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>>137820878 >literally a few months ago >over at my parent's house for the weekend, stay at my university dorm for the final year of studying but drive to my house for weekends >playing tribes at 2.am >I am mediocre at tribes, but flip the most insane shit ever if I feel like I've been cheated or fuck up in any way >accidentally EMP myself with the flag and drop it? >wind up and punch the filing cabinet next to me >get sniped while about to make the cap? >put a hole in the to my right >tonight I'm already in a shitty mood >everyone else asleep >something stupid happens in the game >fullretard mode, engage >look around for the most harmless thing I can grab >locate a pen >pick that shit up and hurl it, fucking HURL it at 98m/ph at the wall >it shatters >I blink and look up at the wall >there is black ink >EVERYWHERE >the white walls literally look like a squid has jacked off with all fifteen tentacles at once multiple times >I am so fucking dead if my dad wakes up and sees this >damage control >start trying to wipe the walls with water and paper towl >just smears some of the ink blots everywhere >try to see if there's any paint in the house >nope, can't paint over it (yes I actually thought it would work) >start scratching off the ink with my nails >shit is not WORKING >google: "How do I get ink off of walls" >answer: toothpaste >three full bottles of whitening toothpaste >smear that shit EVERYWHERE over the wall >rub it off with at least four different clothes >clothes utterly ruined >walls spotless >dispose of pen bits, paper towel, ruined clothes, haul it out to garbage and dump it >it is now 5:30.am >settle down to play some tribes I think I'm a retard.
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>>137821403 >>137821374 I don't give a fuck lol, he still said things like "man, it's ok, thanks for trying to help me catch the mugger, i wonder who he is
Then i started to make him believe other guy was, and actually made them fight
Damn i was a fucking asshole
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>>137805607 Why aren't you married to me? Hmm?
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>>137815929 ...what state do you live in.
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>>137821487 >I don't give a fuck lol You don't feel bad for stealing someones stuff? Even if you were just a kid? I still feel remorse for some of the meaner shit I did. Or are you just too cool and crafty and badass for that?
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>>137821485 >squid >fifteen tentacles also
>getting mad at video games How old are you? I stopped doing that shit when I was 14 (after I broke my gameboy advance).
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This one was when I was a sophomore, actually. My parents took my Xbox controllers because they were asian-strict (this was before I managed to lower their standards) and got pissed that I made a B. One of my friends lent me a controller so I could keep playing Halo 3.
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>>137821615 Fun stuff, that kid ended being a fag
>>137821653 At the time i just didn't gave a fuck, seriously, that's why i said i was a fucking asshole, it only mattered that me and my bro had new cards, we were poor as shit and this guy's family was loaded, so we sorta used that as a excuse for us, i mean i know is bad and shit, but at the time it was just taking shit outta the fat kid's hands, that's why i know kids are fucking evil, i was really evil, i lied, i stole, i cheated and i was never caught because i had good grades and was very very polite with the teachers.
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>>137821772 ...
Then why didn't you just give him one of your controllers?
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>mfw I was the first kid in my neighbourhood to hear about "mew is under the truck"
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>>137821702 Broken my GB color, two of my laptops, a second screen for my computer, a dozen household items like tables, jugs, etc, at least 5 controllers, an over head light (threw my controller OVER my head), and almost punched my cat.
Been arrested for assault twice, currently
24 and taking mandetory anger-management courses weekly.
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>>137821873 He never called me out on it. And me, being a shithead 15/16 year old at the time, figured that it was no skin off my ass.
I feel bad about it four years later, since his dad got pissed at him and he had to pay him back. And he didn't come from a well-to-do family. Not piss poor, but still.
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>>137822002 Holy shit. Quit gettin' mad at video games.
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>New kid at school in 4th grade, befriend him >Best friends until summer of 5th grade >Middle school - all the elementary schools in the area converge. >Meet new friends, don't hang out with him often. >They bully him. To fit in I don't do anything. >Lose all contact, he moves away in 8th grade >Present day, and I'm bisexual >See him in college, and time has been wonderful to him. >Turns out he's gay. >Attempt to mend our friendships (and hopefully fuck him) >He doesn't want to even talk to him.
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>>137821265 I'm pretty sure all the guys saying shit to you got caught in a similar stunt.
A guy tried to make this and i punched his shit as soon as i saw my stuff in his backpack
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>playing mario 64 >thinks luigi is unlockable >pays dude dollar to unlock him >kid fucks around in bob-omb battlebield >no luigi >kid spends dollar
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>Be 12 >Yugioh is the shit >Don't have cards, but have a gameboy advance game >Everyone brings cards to school >They all have fuckhuge decks made up of every card they own >Tell a kid I could beat him with 40 cards from his binder >"LOL OK ANON" >Make 40 card deck from binder of mostley spell cards and such that inflict damage, have only 4 monster cards. >I win fuck fast. >Everyone thinks of me as a god.
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>>137820589 >reminding me that I have all the limbs of Exodia but still have a fake head piece Damn you.
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>>137821003 Did you go to PS110?
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>>137822062 Something similar hapened
I was bros with a guy with a really estrict family, he was wild and quite the rascal, and they only let me stay at his house because i had the best grades in the class
We were playing N64 and i absolutely loved Nightmare creatures, it was his cartdridge and he lend it to me, i lend him Goldeneye, after some weeks, i realized i had lost the cartdridge, and told him, if he wanted to keep my goldeneye, he said no, and to not worry, that it was ok, he'll just tell his parents he lost it
They scolded hiim fucking hard, yelled at him i was scared as shit!
>"It was my fault! he lend the game to me and i lost it" DAMMIT MARCUS HOW DARE YOU USE YOUR FRIEND TO COVER YOUR LIES YOURE A BAD BAD BOY
F..fuck!!" i just wanted to help
S..sorry Marcus ;_;
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>>137822116 That's why you target the fatties or carry a knife
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>>137804534 >2nd grade >I lied to the whole class my uncle was a navy ship captain >he couldnt come speak to the class because he is on a mission for the next 2 years >luckily everyone forgot about that Anonymous
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>>137822339 You were a better kid than I.
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>>137815661 First Edition Charizard Holos are worth quite a bit these days.
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>preschool >dad tells me to hit that bothers me on my first day of school before i went >go to school >teacher puts on Tom and Jerry for us to watch >one of the kids pokes me on the shoulder to ask a question >trying to watch the show >he pokes me again >remember what my dad said and I punched him in the face >kid's nose is bleeding, the teacher is shocked, and the whole class is both laughing and scared >my dad comes later on after they call him >he asks why I did it, and I tell him what he told me >he laughs in front of the teacher >mfw I still laugh when I remember it
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>kid I was kind of friends with at the time is drinking from a tap >gently smack him in the back of the head with my bag >it knocks his tooth out >for some reason he never does anything about it
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>used to move a lot, never stayed in one place for more than a year or two as a child, due to mom finding new jobs >never had that kid as a child
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>detention >4th grade
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>Be the coolest kid in elementary school >some fag with a sailor moon lunchbox says he has a PS3 (It was 2001) >punch him in the face >later, one of the hot girls rubs my dick through my pants in the bathroom, I came. >
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>5 grade >be playing magic the gathering during recess >everyone cheering over cool creatures were all playing >old lady aid walks over >sees the violent artwork on the cards >bans all cards on school grounds >we have no more fun during recess...
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This one's a hell of a story>He sets the box ablaze >He never admitted he was lying. >I could have got tons of excellent expensive cards.
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>middle school, grade 4 or something >back when beyblades were the SHIT >everyone had a beyblade >every day at recess more than half the student body would gather up against one side of the school walls and play with those big ass plastic arenas and all different kinds of beyblades >i get one of those huge ass golden ring ones that never fucking stop spinning and smash shit >beat everyone >everyone considered me the champ cause no one could beat my OP beyblade >one day one kid challenges me to a battle >brings out this small as fuck red arena with hockey tape all around the edges so the beyblades couldnt spin out of the ring >hes using one of the small ass blades that dont spin for longer than 10 seconds >figure this will be a piece of cake >LET URRR RIP >think im going to win >within 5 seconds my huge ass beyblade ring hits the tape on the side of the arena and just flips over while his is still spinning >im sitting there dumbfounded >other kid gets up and starts screaming "YEAH IM THE CHAMP NOW IM THE CHAMP" >everyone is watching and shitting themselves over this sudden turn of events >im mad as absolute FUCK >he never challenges me to a rematch in an actual arena
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>>137823324 I actually beated one of those HUGE blades using a really small and short one, kept hitting under the metal ring and eventually beated him.
It only worked against those tho
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>>137823510 >>137823627 Be in first grade
>Pokemon is the shit >Have faggot ass friends >Friends lie to me all the time (Of course I believe d them) >Tell me something along the lines of "If you get your Pokemon to level 100 it'll evolve!" >Spend the whole week raising Charizard >Reaches level 100 >mfw when realizing they are lying cuntsmind Anonymous
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>hanging out in bleachers playing sapphire >kid tells me he can get me mew and all kinds of other pokemon if I let him borrow it >he seemed like a cool guy, give him my cartridge >few days later, keep asking him about it, he keeps saying he still hasn't gotten them >realize something is fishy >start making a fuss about it, talking to the principal >he finally gives it back to avoid a shitstorm >look at my file >deleted, he started his own file
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This wasn't at school, but "that kid" was the son of my parents' friends>be 11 >I just got Call of Duty 2: Big red one for the GCN (back when CoD was still good) >We're at his house talking about the game because my family was invited for dinner >He tells me that there are actually 6 more games and he saw them at the gift shop in disney land >call his bullshit, but I was gullible at the time >he tells me that the next games took place in WW1 and goes on about bullshit game mechanics like designing your own trenchesand pilotable biplanes >Now I just feel like a fool for believing him
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>I've beaten every n64 game anon! >Really? have you beaten Super Mario 64? >Yup >Have you beaten Gex: Enter the Gecko? >Yup >Have you beaten Glover? >Yup >Well I know you haven't even played Pole Grabber 64, you've probably never heard of it >Oh I've beaten that one too >That's weird, cause it doesn't exist! >YES IT DOES!
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>in 6th grade >AC is the big thing with my group of friends >my friend tells me you can get a pizza parlor, date the animals, get a job, and play 2 player, and the second player is an indian >believe him >this sort of loner kid comes in saying it's bullshit >says you can get golden tools and stuff >friend tells him he's bullshit >agree with him >years later, loner kid is my best fucking friend and I haven't seen the other kid in years after he cut off all contact with me when I came out of the closet
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>>137823324 mfw i was the only kid at my school that had beyblades it sucked not having anyone to battle
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>>137824419 AC's a game that makes it basically a rumor mill. Things like Brutus or the giant fish? Good stuff.
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>>137824673 beyblades are stupid, gay and generally fucked up toys
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>Dad Actually worked for Nintendo of america. >never brought it up ever. >3rd grade there is a "what does your parent do as a job day" >everyone's dad around where I live is a doctor or dentist or lawyer (upper class kid) >dad walks up and says how he works at nintendo of america >instantly everyone asks about shit like pikablu >from that point on, every fucking year, around E3, people would ask me if I could get them a pass, or if any secret cool games are coming out
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>>137824802 you're younger than 18, am I right?
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Be honest /v/, you could give your right testicle to relive these memories because deep down, you miss the simpler days, when video games were more mysterious, when you could create rumors like this.
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>some retard kid brings sonic the hedgehog 3 in for show and tell >tells us about his new awesome game, sonic 3 the hedgehog >correct him, say the 3 is after the name as it's the third game >kid argues, says the title is sonic 3 the hedgehod >mfw ಠ_ಠ >kid looks like an idiot who didn't learn english in younger grades
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>>137824894 >didn't read last line of post. Dude won't know shit.
I bet he hates his dad.
has all dat vidya game knowledge and won't tell him shit.
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>>137824925 fuck yeah, every goddamn time. then again i would have to pay for my games. so 50/50
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>>137825012 tell me the fuckin game you gay ass faggot
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>>137824870 i'm 23, i was like...12? when beyblades were the shit so i managed to enjoy them a lot.
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>>137824798 >Dad Actually worked for Nintendo of America Anonymous
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>>137825012 you have no troll detector, don't ya?
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>Really young >Beyblades are popular >Go to a beyblade tournament at toys r us alone (it wasn't that far from my home) >Kicking everybody's shit >Final round >The faggot kid has a knock-off beyblade >It's really fucking huge and heavy as shit >He beats me >Try to say "Hey, that's a fake one!" >His dad is there >His dad says "Shut up kid"
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>>137825063 holy shit, you got to be fucking kidding me, beyblades aren't that old, right?
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>>137821485 >EMP myself with the flag and drop it. I did this once, I was going slow and a buddy caught it in the air, he was going pretty fucking fast.
MOTHER FUCKING TEAMWORK!
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>>137808680 He just wanted to become
PC master race. Anonymous
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>>137825153 Yeah, they probably are, now i'm tempted as fuck to call some old friends buy some new beyblades and play for old time's sake.
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>>137824419 >that feel when Animal Crossing gives you more memories than any game you ever played as a kid, simply because of how much you played it and how invested you were into it Everytime I just sit back and think about all the fun I had, it tugs at my heart strings, and then I boot up the game, dusting off my gamecube just for the nostalgia factor, start it up, then realize there's nothing to do, i've already done everything, i've talked to every animal five hundred times and there's no way i'd play this every day like I used to
And then I turn it off, and realize that those were the greatest times in my life, and i'll never be able to relive the magic no matter how badly I want to.
Even if I buy Animal Crossing 3DS, i'll play for a while, get everything because i'm experienced, and then put it down, never play it again, because it's not an experience anymore, it's just another game to keep my mind temporarily away from the depressing reality of the real world.
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>>137825068 honest to god.
He took me to a company dinner one day a few years ago and mother fucking Reggie Fils-Aime was there. I nearly shat myself. My dad walked up and introduced me and said that I loved playing video games. Reggie asked what my favorite series was and I said that I didn't really have one, but I was really fond of Super Mario RPG.
Reggie looked at me funny and didn't say anything to me for the rest of the night.
I went home later and my dad said mentioning SMRPG is kind of taboo.
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>>137825153 Twelve years old, motherfucker. The manga was first published in the year 2000, anime first ran in January 2001.
AgentCoyote !Canid9XlNw
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>>137824238 >Pole Grabber 64 Anonymous
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>>137825352 Man, you really didn't said anything involving "my body is ready" i'd have told him "wait, my body's still not ready for meeting ya!" or something similar
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>>137825343 Fuck you man
Just
Fuck you
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>>137825352 why is it taboo?
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>>137825481 apparently nintendo really wants to make another one but square is a bitch about it for some reason
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>>137825343 >i'll play for a while, get everything because i'm experienced, and then put it down, never play it again, because it's not an experience anymore, it's just another game to keep my mind temporarily away from the depressing reality of the real world. This hits too close to home.
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>>137825391 shiiiiiiiit. and here I was thinking that beyblades were the thing for kids around 4-5 years ago. Damn, I'm getting to old for this shit.
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>>137825570 That's Bakugan
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>>137825545 oh okay. thanks.
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>>137825629 Wasn't bakugan just another rip-off?
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>>137825685 Dunno, that was the retarded thing elementary kids were playing with when i was in highschool
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>>137825343 The best way to relive the "magic" is to buy a new game and not worry about 100% completion or thinking too much about beating it. Definitely don't talk about it on the internet and don't try your hardest to get everything as fast as possible.
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>>137825570 You remember that slightly grumpy middle aged person who always told "back in my day" stories, was slightly confused over how fast technology and pop culture moves, and always told you to appreciate your childhood because it won't last?
We are now those people.
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>>137825770 Did this with DX:HR
worked wonders
now doing it with DCUO
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>>137825153 Yea i was in the 4th/5th grade when they came out and im turning 20 Friday
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>>137816474 I have it... You get Jirachi from some game cube pokemon game where you take control a Pikachu, buy shit via TVshop, travel and other stupid shit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Channel Anonymous
>>137825063 If you're 23 and you played beyblades... that shit was for fucking 5 year olds. Not cool dude.
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>>137825941 I was 12 when i played beyblades son.
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>>137825834 yep. And it hurts my feelings, because I'm not even that old.
>>137825756 oh well, whatever, there will always be crazy japanese stuff that kids will be wanting.
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>>137825985 Yeah, and you're a retard for doing it
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>>137825876 don't feel old with 20, you're young. trust me.
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>>137825343 Onii-san!
Did you know i'll be 10 years old this september?
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>>137825997 Then stop being grumpy man.
>>137826019 DER DER DER HURRR DURR IMMA RETARD
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>>137826019 get the fuck out of /v/ you summer piece of shit
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>>137826053 >Turn 20 >a friend tells me "you'll be 25 in no time..." >turning 26 tomorrow >feels like yesterday College fucks your social life and shit
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>>137823324 oh FUCK YEAH beyblades
>Get a ripcord three times the length of regular ones at the hobby store >proceed to wreck everyone's shit Anonymous
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>>137821487 Yeah, you're a nigger.
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>>137826202 Grey colored right?
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>>137826067 can't help it. I've been playen games for 20 years now and basically I've played every game that will ever interest me.
I'm depressed...
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>>137826061 Hey OP, don't mean to derail your thread, but AC nostalgia on /v/ is always the best.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOVJhfMHuGI Anonymous
>>137826306 Then stop playing games, there's more in life, do some sports and shit, the world's only shitty when you spend too much time thinking about how shitty it is.
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>>137822625 Like how much we talking here? I still have my cards.
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>>137826337 The first time playing a new game you really love is something magical.
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>>137826270 grey and green
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>get mario kart 7 >flawlessly beat all the tracks, unlock every character >stop playing >haven't played it in months
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You know, I wonder..
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>play MGS avidly in 4th grade >red head nerd tells me you can unlock a shotgun in MGS >"dood, ur lying" >"nah dood, u can." >I give up on the conversation once he tells me how he farted in a jar and tossed it into a fire to watch it explode. >go home and cry because I have no friends
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friend: if you kill all the starwolf team without taking a hit or destroy all the missiles without taking a hit in sector z or some shit liek that, you get a secret PIGMA MEDAL that unlocks new levels and a transforming mecha in multiplayer in addition to the tank!
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>>137826523 I was a total fucktard in school and failed everything, somehow managed to get in highschool then dropped out.
Managed to turn my life around, get a GED, and am currently in college making great grades.
It's never too late to fix things.
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>>137826523 not drop outs, just people who finished highschool and who would rather kill themselves over leaving their sheltered coddled liftstyles in exchange for working/college
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>>137826405 don'T tell me about life, I know all there is to know about it.
Also, vidya is the only thing still bringing fun into my life. I'm not constantly thinking about the fact I played every goddamn game, it's just once a week I get all hyper to play and then realize I don't even want to play the games I have.
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>>137826508 Dad had a chinese friend that had a hobby store, i got beyblades, cords, launchers and lots of stuff that were current in china, like the magnetic stuff or the zodiac ones, i remember being "that kid" because i had Dranzer G, nobody believed me till i actually showed them.
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>>137826630 then stop being grumpy
or start buying cats.
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>>137826742 my girlfriend has 2 cats. that's enough.
Also, why stop being grumpy? nobody gets hurt anyway.
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>>137826523 I got slapped with depression during my senior year of HS; I spent one year at home in bed trying not to kill myself. This year, I've gotten over it and have somehow found the drive to finish my work.
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>>137826630 >played all the games >dont want to do anything other than play video games or watch anime/TV >whenever I beat a really good game, or finish a really good anime/TV series I get depressed for days, sometimes weeks >dont know what I want to do with myself for that time, lost a hopeless >stop playing video games and watching things because I just cant stand the empty feeling you get after you finish watching them >only other thing to do is work I just finished watching Mirai Nikki, and I've been depressed and unable to do anything well for 4 days now.
I just don't know anymore..
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>grade school >Cartoon Network keeps restarting DBZ after the frieza saga >feels like theyve done it for years >kid at school says he has video tapes of all the episodes after that >"Sure anon I'll bring them to you tomorrow. its so cool, later on goku goes super saiyan 5 and his hair is as long as a football field" >I believe him >Wait for weeks, he never brings them >Sorry I tried but my grandma keeps checking my backpack before I leave for school and makes me put them back"
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>>137826856 Ah well, suit yourself, maybe i'm the one that should stop being so happy go lucky
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I have 3 stories:>have cousin who is great at programming >believes he could find a way to get me anything in one online game me and my friends played (don't even remember the name) >tell friends about this >he tells me he can't do it >never tell friends >3 years later >one calls me on this >I tell him it turned out to be too hard or impossible to do >branded as a liar >fell like "that kid" >7th grade >rich kid tells me that he has a special edition of Kingdom Hearts that lets him play in any world he wants and make new keyblades >believe him because rich >internet >notice that it isn't possible >wanted to know the feeling of calling someone on bullshit and being right unlike what happened before >never saw him again >talk about SSBM erryday with friends at lunch >one friend (known to bullshit all the damn time) >everyone jumps on him saying that is impossible because SSB is Nintendo only franchise >"my aunt and uncle work for Nintendo and Sony and they taught me how to hack stuff; you guys don't know anything" >no
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>Be 7 or 8 in primary school >Everyone has Pokemon Gold/Silver except me >Friends tell me to buy it, saying theres a legendary pokemon named Lugia >I thought they said Luigi >I actually thought Luigi from mario was in this game >I was a retard
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>>137804534 >Smug kid. >acts like he has friends. >Is a prick. >Hates video games. >Redneck. Why are there still these people?
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>>137807207 >they think me retarded Anonymous
>>137826965 n'ah, don't. try to be that as long as you can, I still cherish the moments where everything was harmless fun with no consequences.
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I have the best way of trolling "That kid" here it goes>The Kid:Hey I have Super Mario 128 >Me:That old crap I got 256
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>Beyblades are the shit at school >Take some golden colored metal bit that fits my beyblade perfectly, and smack in on there >Absolutely fucking butchers anything it's but up against >Everyone thinks I'm god
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>>137827115 i'm just like that man, i've been trought lots of shit but at the end of the day i just think "hey! i'm alive!" and find some shit to enterntain myself or my people
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>>137804534 Bullshit. Me and my best buddy spent hours looking for all of the San Andreas myths. We never found big foot, leather face nor aliens.
Anonymous
>>137827231 good for you. may your fun be eternal
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>>137827330 thanks brah, now i'm gonna sleep, sweet dreams everyone
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>>137814038 >>I just recently read A LOT about sharks (I was a strange kid and always read books about dinosaurs, fishes, space travel and stuff) who the fuck didn't love reading stuff related to dinosaurs and space travel?
hell i even got a gifted a book about primitive aniamsl and evolution and I was crazy about it
Anonymous
>Be 9 >Hanging out in the tree on the corner with all the neighborhood kids >We're all playing Gameboy up in OUR tree like fucking pimps >We even have two boxes inside the nearby bushes. One for trash, and one for pooping in >Kids comes up who we've never seen before >His mom is watching from across the street >We get down off our tree and ask him what he wants >He tells us that his mom said we shouldn't be climbing trees (the tree was only about 16 feet high and the branches we sat on were low as fuck) >We tell him no. >His mom calls him back, kid goes inside >Next day after school new kid asks to trade pokemon with us >Lend him my level 90 Dewgong to beat the Elite Four >Ask for my Dewgong back the next day >He plays dumb >Everyone calls him out on his shit >He gets nervous and then runs away through the houses and apartments >We know the shortcuts through this neighborhood like the back of our hand >Chase him down >We hold him down and then all five of us carry him back to my friend's house >We tell him to give us the Dewgong back >Denies ever trading for it >We set him on my friend's couch and hold him down >We want to punish him but don't know how >We pull down his pants and start pulling his weiner as far as we can >He's screaming bloody murder >We put a pillow over his face >Start spanking his butt and then my friend tries to put a pencil up his ass. Doesn't work. >Kid starts pooping a little and then pee starts flowing >We don't want to get caught for getting pee on my friend's mom's couch >Wrap the now-crying-in-a-fetal-position kid in a giant comforter >Carry him to the park across the street >Leave him >Be nervous as shit for months thinking we're gonna get in trouble >He never tattled >I never got my Dewgong back
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>>137827672 >>We pull down his pants and start pulling his weiner as far as we can Anonymous
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>be 7 >play smash bros with my older brother all the time >melee is about to come out >brother tells me that samus' beam doesn't go as far and isn't as powerful because they used up all the memory on trophies >i believe him
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>Be a kid >Friends with a variation of "that kid" >Invites me over to play vidja gaems >Start playing Mario Party 2 >Little does he know I'm the champion of Mario Party (Right mix of luck and skill) >Computer is first to get a star >Kid tries to cheat by swapping characters with the CPU >I stop that shit and we keep playing >I start rolling in dosh and get a couple of stars >He tries to pull that bullshit on me. >I stop him, he gets extremely mad >The moment the next mini-game comes up he unplugs my controller as I start to win. >I instinctively turn off the game because of his cheating. >He runs out the room in tear fueled rage and tells his dad. >He gets punished for cheating and being a spaz
Yes Man !wAvwo2I7O.
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>My dad works for Pokemon
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>>137827672 you mentally destroyed that kid for life
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>>137828464 not OP, but nobody fucks with someone else's pokemon.You're in for a world of hurt if you do this stuff.
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>>137827672 >One for trash, and one for pooping in Anonymous
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>>137812553 You're going to kill me with laughter
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>made up stories general
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>>137826523 I dunno, it doesn't matter anyway. I have M5 (High school) and a bachelors in business admin. I've been working at a logistics company for the last 6 years, and despite the fact that I'm now holding a managerial position I feel like I want to try something else. I'm just bored of my work here.
I really want to be a brewer. Homebrewing is the shit, it gives me a lot of joy, it's just a hard industry to get into unless you know someone in it personally.
A have a few friends who dropped out of college with good/decent paying jobs. My dad dropped out of high school in 10th grade and is a multi millionaire now. Whether you're a drop out or not only has so much bearing on whether you can be successful or not.
It all comes down to luck and knowing the right people.
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>>137828464 Who cares? That faggot still has his Dewgong.
Anonymous
>>137828740 you forgot skill
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>>137828723 >I'm a terrible writer with no creativity. Anonymous
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>>137827672 You molested that kid at 9 years old. Bravo.
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>>137828875 >thinking skill has anything to do with becoming successful >2012 Anonymous
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>>137828723 Competition didn't kick in until middle school, faggot. Everyone had friends.
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>>137828875 In order to succeed? Hardly, if ever. People with skill can be hired to do work for you.
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>be in grade 2 >crash bandicoot on ps1 was the shit >friend tells me all this crap about secret areas and cheats and shit >believe all his shit >go over to his house one day >he can't beat one of the bosses >notice his little brother is pretty weird, like can't talk at the age of 3 or 4 >ask him >"oh yeah he got bitten by a spider when he was a baby" >find out later that his brother is just plain retarded >years pass, grade 4 >mfw the guy has to go to learning support for being one of those kids who has problems learning and stuff >i'm top of class
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>early college >friend comes over >playing Halo 3 >someone knocks on door >neighbor girl from down the hall that goes to school with us >literally asks us for a cup of fucking sugar >look at my buddy and make a "lolwut" face. >go get her a cup of sugar while my friend keeps an eye on her so no funny business happens >give her cup of sugar >friend goes back to halo 3 >she stands there looking kind of dejected >ask her if there is anything else she wants >"oh...uh..no..." >stands there holding the sugar looking down at her feet >"...would you like to come in and join us?" >she nods quietly and walks in >sits down on the couch where I was sitting >sit next to her >awkward quite squealing noise >look over at friend with a "what the fuck is going on here" face >he just shrugs >keep playing vidya >she just sits there quietly watching.
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>>137829132 why dont you try actually talking to her
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>1st grade >First crush. >Bitch had huge eyes. >Had a toy that was kind of vidya-ish. Fuzzy memory. >Talk to the bitch a lot. Show her the toy. >Chaz comes by. >Takes her away and plays basketball and beats me at it all the time. >They get pretend married, whole class loves it. I am sitting in the back drawing. >Become scarred and beta faggoty for a long while.
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>>137829217 we do.
My buddy figured out she has a thing for me, but every time I try and talk to her about it she just freaks out and leaves.
She's cute and nice so I'd be down to date her, but it's just weird to me.
She has other friends too, and isn't like this whenever we are with them, but only when it's just me and her or me and my buddies without her friends when she acts like this
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>>137829037 If you're family has connections, your set, but if you don't know anyone, you gotta impress. And that won't be possible without skill.
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>>137829217 Dude, you're talking to someone who just started college. He already mentioned that this girl is not hooking up with him. I don't think he's intending to take it any further than that, which probably explains his confusion at her attempts at friendship.
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I feel so old.>1st grade >get Donkey Kong Jr game & watch for birthday >take it to school >other kids crowding around me >let the cool kids play it >suddenly become accepted >next year some kid brings in a Gameboy >suddenly nobody wants anything to do with me >ask parents for Gameboy >they say "no" >plot to steal one from a store >decide against it because too cowardly >realise years later what a tool I was
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>have "that friend" >he says theres secret characters in Super Smash >i call bullshit >enter code >"see, nothin happened" >"WELL THATS CUZ YOU DIDNT BEAT THE GAME ON VERY HARD WITH ONLY ONE EXTRA LIFE AS YOSHI" >have you? >"OF COURSE!" >why dont you have any secret characters? >"um...cuz...this isnt my game, its somebody elses" >youre full of crap >he gets superbuttmad if you beat him at games >he was spoiled as shit, got SSBM on release with 3 extra controllers >knows im best in school at SSB >never played a GC before >he invites me over to play >tells me hes way better than i am and ill never beat him >he wins first round >"see? i told you im the best" >round 2, i win >round 3-20 i win >he starts getting supermad >when im about to kill him he unplugs my controller >tell him hes cheating, and can oly win by cheating >he stops unplugging, when i go to kill him he reaches over to hit the analog stick and random buttons >"DUDE, LET ME WIN" >i thought you said you were better than me? >he throws i fit >i go home smiling >he tells everybody that he beat me >you only beat me once, then i ruined you repeatedly >"i let you win" >you were begging me to let you win! >"im just better than you" >somebody says he'll bring a GC in, as we have a free day in school coming up (private school) >teacher says OK >we do 1v1 >i win easy mode >kill everybody else as well >end day victoriously >"...im still better" >i just proved you werent, i am the greatest
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>>137829303 She's after your buddy not you, slick.
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>>137829407 ok wait I'm going to text her.
Ill post pics if I can get my camera to work
ME:
"Hey, I gotta talk. Remember when you first came over 2 years ago? What was that about anyways?"
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>trolling >op doesn't know what that word means >Someone post obvious sarcasm (doggy dog world) >"0/10 troll"
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>>137829576 my buddy is gay.
Like, openly gay.
Like, I've had to meet his boyfriends since we live together.
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>>137829630 Has she? Maybe she feels safe hanging out with boys that are obviously queer.
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>>137829597 >text her out of the blue 2 years later you got this, anon
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>>137829630 >I've had to meet his boyfriends since we live together Go on
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>>137829597 that is the worst opening line i have ever heard
oh man, hold on, i have to grab popcorn, this is gonna be funny
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>In public school >Have quite a few good bros >Go to hang out at their places often >New kid shows up >Everyone is kind of wary of him because he's new >He proves to be a generally nice kid, and likes vidya, but only has an SNES, and we were in sega territory >Most of the kids laugh at him >I like him, and play his SNES, and we swap consoles now and again >He had kirby super star one day >told him it was his birthday present >I didn't know it was his birthday >I don't know what to give him, and felt like shit because I didn't give him anything >I give him my genesis >I feel like an idiot just giving it to him >He hugs me and thanks me >I tell him it was the only thing I could really think of >He usually lets me play my/his genesis whenever I want, but it stays at his house >My parents are disappointed, but don't really care >find out he's really sick one day >He'd been sick with cancer for around a year >I didn't know what that was, nor that it was why he hadn't been to school in months, I figured he was just some sort of genius and took gifted classes >Ask if I can ask him about it >His parents are there and tell me he passed on >I ask what that meant, confused by the whole ordeal >Tell them I want to see him >They tell me I can't, and he won't be back >I begin to cry, thinking I did something wrong >apologize to everyone, tell them i'll do better in school >Parents begin to cry >His parents too >We're all crying and holding one another >I learned about death that day, and why the world is a cruel place.
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I can't think of too many /v/-ish moments from my childhood, and I never had a "that kid." Although my friends and I all fell for that fucking Temple of Light/Triforce stuff in OoT because we all read about it on the internet and figured if all of us saw it then it must be true. We wasted like two weeks trying to figure out how to do it.
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>>137829630 so what? it's not like she cares that he's gay
i'mputtingonatripforthisthread !3yNNm2kzUY
>>137829723 >out of the blue 2 years later we hang out at least 4 times a week, she lives down the street
>>137829743 he has a new boyfriend like once a month and always brings them over to fuck. It's really annoying because most of them ARE FLAMING and try to get a 3-some going or some shit.
It's awkward
HER RESPONSE: "I don't know, I wanted to hang out with you guys since you live near me"
Anonymous
>>137829597 Drop a "please respond" in there.
Anonymous
>>137829630 do you enjoy listening to your roommate take a hard pounding to his back door while you play with yourself?
youre secretly le gay Anonymous
>>137829597 Alright guys, she just replied with "why are you messaging me :/" Does this mean she likes me?
What do?
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>>137829938 >dude just put on a trip. too late man
Anonymous
Ezel Berbier !!SKGBmd29mSB
>Get Gameboy for Birthday >Play Mario All day erry day >Love my Gameboy >One day some cousin I didn't even know I had comes w/ his family >My parents decide to give him MY gameboy >Being the nice kid I was(Pussy) I'm just quiet >Never see gameboy or the kid again.
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>>137812380 >friend from japan Anonymous
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>>137829938 She never liked you. She was attracted to your gay boi friend.
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>>137827538 Yeah, I did that, I was about Dinosaurs, Planets and Greek, Egyptian, Norse and other mythologies, I still have the books I read about them.
anyway, back to the thread.
>Friend lends me his gameboy with pokemon, he was also kinda rich. >I beat it >He tells me I can get to another legue If I enter into Mew twos Cave and tap every wall in the cave >I belived him and tried >I gave him his gameboy back and never talked again >He had only one other friend that I think was extremly gay >he then moved away. >Sometimes wonder were is he. Anonymous
>>137829919 oh god no.
He screams.
It's fucking horrifying. I don't understand how one would even enjoy taking a hard dicking
>>137829918 Me: "Oh I was just wondering, since I never really figured out why you needed sugar in the first place"
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>Go to friend's house. >Oh cool you have Pokemon Stadium 2? >Yeah man check it out! >Man that looks so cool! >He starts loosing. >Dude you sh- >SHUT UP YOU ARE DISTRACTING ME! >Get angry, upset, and confused. >Silently sit as he plays another game. >Starts loosing again. >DON'T BREATHE SO LOUD IT IS DISTRACTING. >Never talk to him again. >His dad works for my dad now. >Long trip with people I kind of know. >I had my PSP. >Playing Hot Shots Golf. >So fun, about to beat the game. >Hey anon, can I play? >Sure, but don't mess with my save. >"It asks something about overwrite." >"It's probably noth- WAIT!" >*tick*
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>>137804927 >Ivan The kid I knew that did this was named boris.
FUCKING RUSSIANS.
i'mputtingonatripforthisthread !3yNNm2kzUY
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>>137830106 fuck I forgot the trip
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>>137830106 >room with gay friend >he screams whenever he's having sex with another man >happily stay in same house with friend You're a fag bro.
Anonymous
>>137830118 1/4 of the Russian population is named Boris
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>>137830183 And the other 3/4 is Ivan
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>>137830047 >cousin dying of cancer >his parents decide that he should at least see/be visited by his family before dying >your parents decide to give your gameboy to dying child to comfort him in his short existance >child dies, your parents forget about your gameboy only possibly explination
watermelons and eggplants i'mputtingonatripforthisthread !3yNNm2kzUY
>>137830182 he's a bro, what can I say?
I'd like to think he wouldn't care if I brought girls over and they screamed if I fucked them, but god knows I haven't gotten any since I was 17
HER RESPONSE: "I didn't need the sugar, I needed an excuse to come over..."
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>>137830304 >I don't need an excuse to give a pretty girl some sugar pls send this
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>>137830304 Go to your friend and ask him to fuck you. Right now.
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>>137830304 >remembering things from 2 years ago She wants to fuck.
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>I haven't gotten any since I was 17
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>trading pokemon cards on the bus >trade my movie promo mew for what was supposed to be promo dragonite >he hands me a crummy wrinkled doduo and moves to a different seat with my mew >go over to him and demand my Mew back or face the punishment >he says "Get away from me or I'll kick your ass." >So that's how its going to be >brother is waiting at the bus stop for me >tell him to hold the thief down >he's on the ground screaming >I stomp on his hands and break his fingers >take the promo Dragonite and leave him crying on the curb
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>>137804534 >I explain to him why that's impossible because the cartridge has a limited amount of memory >Talking out of your ass like you are an expert sounds like /v/ alright
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>>137830281 >watermelons and eggplants GODDAMN IT THE THRUSTING THE POKING OH GOD GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD
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>>137830351 holy fuck that made me laugh too hard. You got it boss.
Me: "Well, I was just wondering why you'd need an excuse. I don't need an excuse to give a pretty girl some sugar ;)"
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>>137830529 HE SENT HER A SMILEY FACE
BITCHES LOVE SMILEY FACES
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>>137830529 I sent that bitch a smiley, bitches love smileys.
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>"My dad works for Playstation" >"...and they're making a game console that can take a playstation game and a n64 game and fuse it into a single game!" >Actually believe him
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>>137830529 >he sent her a smiley face Oh fuck. Bitches love smileys. This man is going to get laid.
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>>137830563 NAH MAN
HE SENT THE WINKEY FACE
THATS LIKE SAYING
"SUGAR IS A CODE WORD FOR MAH DICK"
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>>137830529 >inb4 she doesnt reply >inb4 you send "please respond" Anonymous
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>>137830621 oh my fucking god...
i knew what it was before i even opened it
ive been here WAY too fuckin long
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>>137830529 Incoming "Are you drunk?" if not go all the way bro.
Anonymous
>>137830615 COMBINE!
COMBINE!
COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE COMBINE
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>>137830695 if you sends you the "I WANT SUM CAWK", pics or it didnt happen
if she asks if youre drunk, ask if she wants to watch you get your ass pounded by your roommate
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>mfw when my friend's dad REALLY worked for microsoft >mfw my friends dad actually got an xbox months before they dropped >mfw we played halo,DoA,PGR and Oddworld for months before everyone else >mfw i have no face to accurately represent the utter joy that was felt
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>>137830529 /v/ IS GETTING LAID TONIGHT!!
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>>137810397 yfw you got snubbed by sysop
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>>137830727 COMBINE?
COMBINE.
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>>137830529 I HAVE WORK IN 3 HOURS AND I HAVE NOT SLEPT A SINGLE BIT
PLEASE RESPOND TO RELEASE ME FROM THIS PRISON`
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>>137818552 its possible if you arn't retarded.
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>>137830990 >sleeping exam on mendelian genetics at 10, studying is for gaylords, id rather smoke weed
i'mputtingonatripforthisthread !3yNNm2kzUY
MOVING THIS SHIT OVER TO AIM BECAUSE FUCK TEXTING.
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>Australian Primary School >2004-2005 Beyblades were popular as all hell. >Didn't really give much of a shit about Beyblades, was more of a Yu-Gi-Oh fag. >Beyblades were suddenly banned. >Ask the teacher why. >A kid put his head IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING BEYBLADE MATCH AND GOT A CUT ON HIS FACE.
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>>137804534 >Approach interviewer >"Ah, you must Anon, is this correct?" >"Y-Yeah" >"Have a seat" >"Y-You too" >Interviewer looks confused, I start shaking and slowly sit down >"Tell me, what is your greatest achievement in life?" >"I-I beat b-battletoads..." >"Excuse me?" >"It-It's a video game, y-you *whispering now* casual... >"Oh. I see you've written here that your main hobby is discussing video games" >"Y-Yeah" >"Shouldn't this be PLAYING video games?" >"N-No... I don't-" >"I for one love video games, I mostly play Modern Warfare 3 and occasionally some Madden" >*Whispering* "F-Fucking casual" >"Excuse me?" >Jump out of my seat, hundreds of spaghetti strands fall out of my pockets >"FUCKING CASUAL I DON'T EVEN WANT THIS JOB" >Start crying and farting >Interviewer looks confused >"I-I bet you don't even play fallout" >Start shitting myself, now in the fetal position >"Well, I have played Fallout. Fallout 3, the first one." >Jump out of the window covered in shit, tears, blood and glass >Crawl home moaning "casual...casual..." every 5 minutes I think I got the job
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>>137831092 >implying mendelian genetics are difficult to comprehend at all Anonymous
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>>137831180 >implying I'm intelligent Anonymous
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>>137831157 WE CAN ALREADY SEE THE ENDING.
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use duke nukem quotes. achieve booty call. DO IT
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>>137831157 Ask if you can lick her chin.
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>>137806086 wow I remember that glorious day some faggot introduced me to emulators, strangely it was pokemon to...good times
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>>137831157 >"...what do you mean by that...?" spaghetti ahoy
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>>137818552 I had all my team level 100. And no rare candy was used, because it was rare
I was MUCH more fucking autistic growing up. I remember doing a fucking long trip on Digimon World, in order to get infinite money. I did that shit for fucking days. Nowdays I couldn't even go through Persona's 3 grinding
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>>137829840 Goddamn... That's some hardcore depressing-yet-heartwarming shit.
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>>137831157 I mean you should come over and get that sugar I owe you from two years ago.
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>>137831157 She's just asking to differentiate if you're looking to sex or relationship. You can do this.
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>>137814119 >I'm friends with the admin on this server Anonymous
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>>137831280 i'll do this somewhat
ME:
"Well,, it't just that after a few years of R&R, I'm ready for some...action..."
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>>137831157 >It can mean whatever you want it to running on empty here
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>>137829840 Godammit /v/
God fucking dammit
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>>137831483 no
NO
NOOOOOOOOO
GODDAMN IT YOU FUCKING SPASTIC
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>>137831157 If this happened to me I sure as hell would die of embrassment, or really not knowing what to do.
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>>137831483 SPAGHETTI LAUNCHING.
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>>137831483 Next you should send "Suck it down."
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>any grade >try to talk to somebody >start mixing up words >forget what I was going to say >remember, start saying it >drift off into another sentence halfway through >they know what I said >I think I said what I intended to >spaghetti falls out of my pockets >they call me weird and hang out with somebody else
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>>137831483 Well, I just know this isn't the correct approach.
Anonymous
Any body got that Tim & Eric "ya blew it" pic?
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>>137831483 YOU'RE EITHER REALLY ALPHA OR A GIGANTIC BETA
I CAN'T TELL YET I GUESS IT DEPENDS HOW SHE RESPONDS
i'mputtingonatripforthisthread !3yNNm2kzUY
>>137831483 HER RESPONSE:
"...wait, your joking, right? Are you drunk? Is this just Paul fucking with me from [anon's] phone?
Seriously, it's not funny."
Shit guys it's not going to well
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>>137831608 >mfw I cannot control the rate at which I speak in loud environments >mfw everyone says "Huh?" or "what?" repeatedly Anonymous
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>>137817971 >>137817971 >>137817971 >>137817971 >>137817971 Do the maths retards. Reported for being underage and banned.
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>>137831657 You should have been more subtle bro.
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>>137831657 AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
ENJOY BEING A SEXLESS ASPIE FOREVER
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>>137831657 "Blow it out you're ass"
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>>137831657 You fucked it up, bro. Fission mailed.
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>>137831689 I do that sometimes too. Speak too quickly, or pronounce my words wrong. My friend thinks it's cute, but he's just as weird as I am.
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>>137831657 YOU CAN SALVAGE THIS
TELL HER YOU WERE JOKING OR SOMETHING
FUCKING DO SOMETHING QUICK YOU GIGANTIC BETA
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>>137831643 here you go bro
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>Be anon >Yes, Duke Nukem, he knows what to say.
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>>137831657 Well you can either, Go the coward way and say it was your friend, which she will probably won't believe, or say you are drunk and sad (because of something) or Just die in a puddle of spaghetti
Ezel Berbier !!SKGBmd29mSB
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>>137831657 <continued laughter>
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>that kid-
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>>137829840 >>137829840 the pasta is strong in this one. looks like summer came early this year
i'mputtingonatripforthisthread !3yNNm2kzUY
MY RESPONSE:
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>>137831657 Tell her that you just wanted to get somekinda reaction out of her because you can't understand what shes thinking.
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>>137831657 >MFW you could have just told her that you were thinking about her and you wanted to hang out sometime >MFW i have done this with people I haven't seen for 5 years and it worked >MFW I said nothing just because I wanted to witness you dwindle into a spiral of autism and spagetti Anonymous
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>>137831657 okay imma help you anon. you either go full duke nukem on her or you backpedal and EXPLAIN to her that you kept thinking about that day and you probably should have reacted otherwise, meaning focusing more attention on her than on the game.
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>>137831828 Oh jesus man just abort
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>7th grade >Be a retarded student but is improving >Was never doing well in English because I can never manage the work >English teacher call up my mother one day for terrible TERRIBLE grades in her class. Possibly for me to get the message that I need to do shit >"Well I understand why you are upset, but the rest of her report card is good so I can't complain. It might be the best he has ever done." >Feeling her disappointment the next day >Get bad diarrhea in the morning >English teacher thinks I ditched >Taken outside, scolded for ditching and she proposes being sent for the office >B..bu-but >fine, what is it? >I had diarrhea... >...oh...
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>>137831828 Shing02? Dude, Abort, Abort, Mission has been failed, Red alert, Code black.
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i'mputtingonatripforthisthread !3yNNm2kzUY
HER RESPONSE
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>>137831828 Ya just keep blowing it.
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>>137831828 dude....no.....noooooooooooo that last bit just makes you sound like a massive faggot
youre gayer than your butt-pounding roommate
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>>137831657 I'm just playing ya :)
;_; Anonymous
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>>137831970 You may be the luckiest man alive if you're telling the truth.
Calm down, slow down, and just spend some time with her.
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>this thread
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>>137831828 >i'm not drunk You're really bad at this. That was your one ticket out. The point of no return is long gone. All you can do now is tap that, there are no other options.
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>>137831970 THE GIRL IS EVEN MORE SPHAGETTI THAN OUR /v/IRGIN
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>Beyblade was the shit at my school >I had a decent knockoff with motherfucking red eyes black dragon on it >My brother buys a black STEEL beyblade- heavy as shit >seriously that thing would fall of the spinning thing before even pulling on it >me and my brother's face when all those broken 10+ dollars official beyblades at school
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>>137831970 Just say sure and see if she does.
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>>137831970 She is deeply into you if that didn't put her off. Proceed.
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>Kid from Japan >His dad did actually work at Nintendo, and proved it on several occasions >Tells us about the GBA and the new Pokemon games months before they were announced >On time he brought in his GBA a week before they hit the shelves >Was stolen no less than 4 times during the day he had it at school >Once the SP came out he gave his old model to me
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>>137831828 hahah youre a fucking scrub, just go kill yourself.
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What's the webcomic OP's image is from? I used to read it a few years ago but forgot about it.
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>>137831970 It seems you have been out spagetied My friend. Go for it.
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>>137831970 HOLY FUCK IS THIS REAL LIFE???
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>this thread
i'mputtingonatripforthisthread !3yNNm2kzUY
OK WAIT SHE IS GOING TO CALL ME TO SEE IF THIS IS REALLY ME. GOING TO VOCAROO THE PHONE CALL. ILL TRY AND SEE IF YOU CAN HEAR HER THROUGH SPEAKER
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I was that kid. I used to make up the shittiest lies just to see how stupid you fucking people were because 90% of the time you'd believe it. I remember when I had like half my class believing you could get to a secret water place in Ocarina of Time if you went to the Central Square in Hyrule Castle Town and danced with the dancing couple for 15 minutes.
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>>137821485 >the white walls literally look like a squid has jacked off with all fifteen tentacles at once multiple times I need rule 34 of this. For... scientific reasons.
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>>137832204 >Implying that she isn't going to peg him instead. Anonymous
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>>137830937 He probably forgot a period on the end of his sentence.
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>>137832210 Will OP deliver???
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>>137832210 Based anon, please deliver.
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>>137832210 OH
OH SHIT
SHIT JUST GOT REAL
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>>137832210 Go for broke you son of a bitch. Go for broke.
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>>137832181 I mean, This can't really work this way... If this is true, I know why I have failed so far.
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>>137831970 I told you bro. I told you she wanted to fuck.
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>>137832210 Inb4 troll Vocaroo
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i like how everybody is cheering for this guy (me included). I really hope you get this, man. If you screw with us, imma hunt yo ass down and rape that bitch before your eyes.
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>Be in gradeschool >little brother also goes to same gradeschool >both play flash games on websites such as addictinggames or whatever >innocent game called "spank the monkey" where you just move your mouse across the screen as fast as you can to hit a monkey >brother starts talking about spank the monkey next day at school >brother gets in trouble >tells teachers he learned the phrase from me >teachers come to ask me about it >I tell them I didn't tell him anything like that, and I didn't, but I did know the game >didn't know spank the monkey was a euphemism for masturbation >confused for years as to why my brother saying spank the monkey was a big deal
Anonymous
We are all now living vicariously through this single anon. Through him, all of what we are is linked as one; our dreams, our faults, and our hopes.
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>>137831657 Say:
"Hahah, just kidding."
"But really, why did you want to hang out with us? I was always curious, and even though I loved your company, you always acted strangely."
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>>137832034 >>137832034 I had a friend whose dad was a machinist
>said friend ask for a beyblade kit and stuff >His father give him on with a tungsten hitter ring, a steel frame and a lead weight inside the base >Along with it comes an aluminium arena like a meter and a half in diameter >He bring his shit to school the day after >Final count, ten destroyed beyblade at once and his was still spinning Anonymous
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>>137832210 FUCKING CHANX DOESN'T POST MY FACE
I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING FACE
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i'mputtingonatripforthisthread !3yNNm2kzUY
OK OK HERE IT IS.
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>>137832467 set up a hidden webcam or some shit so we can watch
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>>137831970 BE A MAN.
Also, we need full documentation of all of this.
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>anon blows it hardcore >keeps blowing it >manages to still rake in the bitch
i'mputtingonatripforthisthread !3yNNm2kzUY
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>>137832467 IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING. GODDAMN ANON, MAKE US ALL PROUD.
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>>137832467 Better set up video cameras. This will be the closest thing to sex most of us ever experience.
including me... ;_; Anonymous
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>>137832497 or at least a recorder
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>>137832467 I HOPE YOU REMEMBERED THE MATING DANCE BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO PROCREATE
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>>137832497 THIS
PULL AN AMERICAN PIE
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>>137832467 Sit near her and make conversation. While you're talking put your hand near her leg. At a quiet point gently touch her leg and look in her eyes.
If she's cool with it, boom make-out session. If not, rape.
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>>137832497 Speaking of streams, does anybody remember what the penguin one was?
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>>137832338 I know that game
Fucking nostalgia
Ezel Berbier !!SKGBmd29mSB
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ITT:>lies >delusions
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>>137832514 CAN'T HEAR HER AT ALL
NOT REAL
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>>137832467 If she comes over and you talk, don't be like HOLD ON INTERNET.
Be subtle, talk it out, don't 4chan, and ride the spaghetti to sexland.
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>>137832514 Yeah... No voice?
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>>137832514 Oh god maximum spaghetti
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>>137832514 >Come over we'll order a pizza or something >...well it's like midnight in 10 minutes so we can't actually order a pizza Anonymous
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>>137832514 Sounded fake, but if that's true, god speed broham.
i'mputtingonatripforthisthread !3yNNm2kzUY
>>137832590 sorry I didn't put it on speaker.
I can see her outside walking down the street, brb, i'll keep updating from my phone
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>inb4 thread 404
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>>137832556 dude i watched that penguin stream for like 4 hours one night high as fuck
http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/frozen-planet/penguin-cam/ Anonymous
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>>137832681 It's funny even when you AREN'T high.
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>>137832514 sounds like you are all set for "we have the house all to ourselves tonight" our sensors say FUCKING GO FOR IT
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>>137832653 fucking idiot, you can definitely order a pizza at this time.
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>>137832514 Damn, I could feel the spaghetti flowing during that whole thing.
i'mputtingonatripforthisthread !3yNNm2kzUY
>>137832728 ok phone posting.
I'm not going to rape anyone.
she's on the couch right now, I'm hooking up the gamecube. She wants to play mario party
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what's going on
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>>137832761 dominos delivers
IDORT
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>>137832798 >Mario Party LET HER WIN, OP. REPEAT, LET HER WIN.
Otherwise you're just setting yourself up for friendship destruction.
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>>137832514 Dude that was fucking perfect.
The pizza thing was shy and cute.
And I am straight. Fuck man. Good going.
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>>137832798 She is a casual OP. Show her out
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>>137832798 >mario party CODE FOR HANDJOB
GOGOGOGOGO
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>>137832798 The rape was a joke.
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>>137832837 >she starts winning by 4 stars >game switches her stars and his >she burst into treats Anonymous
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>>137832798 PUT IT IN RIGHT NOW WHILE YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY
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>>137832798 MARIO PARTY KILLS RELATIONSHIPS, It doesn't matter which kind, Friends, Families, even distant ones, Let her win subtly.
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>>137832868 rape is never funny
>>137804913 I know this was posted forever ago, but I actually showed it to my 13 year old cousin a couple months back, as well as some of the comments. We were laughing pretty hard. I was handing in a sheet for commencement last Thursday (I'm 18), and I noticed THAT FUCKING COMIC in a pile. There were a whole bunch, but I asked if I could take one, and I chose that one. It just so happened that my little cousin came over to my house later that night, at which point I presented him with the comic. We laughed reading the whole thing. He asked if he could have it, to which I said yes.
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HOLY FUCK THIS NIGGER IS GETTING LAID
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>>137832798 dude. knock her out, sex her up, then cut her limbs off one by one with a rusty sawblade and dispose of her in parks throughout your town.
or something like that Anonymous
>>137832653 what kind of shitty place do you live where a pizza shop doesn't stay open till 2am?
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>>137832837 Let her win, and when she doesn't expect it steal her stars and win by one
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>>137832980 >His pizza shops close Let it bleed.
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>>137832937 cool story bro
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Everyone here is absorbed in this because this anon is becoming exactly what we all aspire to be. We all aspire to be sitting on the couch with that special person. Not necessarily looking for straight-up sex, but simply some kind of companionship.
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This can't be happening. You can't fuck up this bad with your Duke Nukem quotes and your Shing02 JUST THINKIN' BUT STUFF, SO DEEP shit and have it still work out.
i'mputtingonatripforthisthread !3yNNm2kzUY
ok fuck I can't find mario party. she's in the bathroom right now. I just asked through the door if she wanted to play something else.
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>>137833074 why isn't she drunk yet OP?
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>>137833074 >Go to the bathroom while she is shitting >"Want to play a different kind of game?" HAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>137833074 She is preparing her vagina to properly bear your spawn
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>>137833074 >asked through the door what the fuck are you doing
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>>137833074 >Not going in with her Are you gay?
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>>137833074 You are messing up so bad, she wants you bad.
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>>137833074 "or we can just hang out and talk or something" is what you need to aim for here anon
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>>137833074 OH GOD IT'S CRASHING AND BURNING IN REAL TIME
THIS IS GREAT
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>>137833074 >"I can't find Mario Party, so... how about a game of pretend?" Anonymous
>Mom buys me candy with gameboy pretend case >bring it to school >tell everyone it's real >never let anyone see it >kid snatches it from me >IT'S FAK E IT'S FAKE! >tells everyone
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>>137833167 >beta just hanging out and talking one on one with a girl No, bad anon. That's the last thing he wants right now.
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i'mputtingonatripforthisthread !3yNNm2kzUY
>>137833137 She walked out and said we should look through my movies to see if there is anything she would wanna watch. She just picked the Clannad movie saying "She'd never seen this before but heard of it"
I'm worried she's going to be bawling in a few hours
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Not really video games but computers.>Father named Peter Norton, worked in IT and was even in charge of maintaining all the school computers in my town >Tell everyone that he is THE Peter Norton and invented Norton anti-virus and Norton Commander >Nobody gives a shit or even knows who that is >Get mad and say I can hack Norton Anti-Virus to upload viruses to peoples computers >Someone actually checked when they went home and coincidentally had a virus; I got called into the Principal's office the next day >He actually called my father in to make sure it wasn't true/possible >Still remember my father looking at me like I was retarded before bursting out laughing
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>>137833312 Bawling onto your dick
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>>137833312 Good, comfort her.
Also, we need a new thread.
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>>137833312 Chicks need companionship when they're sad
This is going well for you
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>>137833312 >Clannad MISSION IS GO. YOU WIN, ANON.
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>>137833217 I think you're too late.
This thread stopped being about old vidya stories ten minutes ago, now it's a bunch of anons watching as Spaghetti-kun over there either somehow stumbles his way into getting laid against all odds, or fucks the whole thing up hilariously.
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>>137832514 you dolt, watch teh fucking movie with her and advance on her, distracting her from move. dont focus yourself on movie or you will not get laid.
still, you're giving me a good laugh here anon. cant believe you can actually make it.
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>>137833312 >picked the Clannad movie saying "She'd never seen this before but heard of it" > Well this is great, Confort her
with your emotions Anonymous
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>>137833312 SAD MOVIES GET YOU LAID
SAW SOME SAD SACK SHIT MOVIE ON V-DAY WITH THIS BITCH
SHE BLEW ME RIGHT AFTER
DO IT FAGGOT
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do you have nothing better to do on a monday morning?
i'mputtingonatripforthisthread !3yNNm2kzUY
>>137833416 but I love clannad.
It's going to be hard if I start crying before she does.
Fuck. I'm going to have to do something within the next 20 minutes or else I'm going to start pre-sadpart crying
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>>137833217 Personally, I was always the "snatcher". I was the one who pestered "that kid" and revealed him for the fraud he was.
>Third grade >Kid says he has a first edition shiny Charizard >Refuses to let anyone see it >Everyone is huddled around his backpack trying to pressure him into giving us a glimpse >I become skeptical, but being a master of psychology in third grade, I knew that he was enjoying the negative attention >I start privately pulling people aside one by one and telling them to stop giving him attention >Situation defuses >I start trying to warm up to him, and get him to tell me the truth >He whispers to me that he was lying >FALSE ALARM EVERYONE!!! FALSE ALARM FALSE ALARM FALSE ALARM Anonymous
>>137833384 Hijack
>>>/v/137828689 It devolved into pokeporn. Nothing will be missed.
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Honestly, you should probably stop updating us. Just put your phone away and concentrate on her.
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>>137833497 like i said, dont focus on the movie, focus on her. watch her, get into it, try to make moves. DONT WATCH THE MOVIE
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>>137833497 Try to block it out. At worst, if she accepted your spaghetti, maybe she'll think it's cute or some shit.
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>>137833497 Wow... your spaghetti is out of proportions. I was thinking mine was bigger, I just don't know.
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>>137833497 >cry before her That could either get you laid even faster or end all chances of you ever getting laid with her or anyone she knows
Fight it, Spaghetti-kun, for the love of god. Think of gore.
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>>137833497 Dammit, man. I was supposed to go to bed and now you are just ending any hopes of that happening.
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>>137833497 STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH
watch movie with her, you know the ending so you know what to expect, if you cry youre a little bitch and ya blew it kid, if she starts crying, MOVE IN
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.. You know he hasn't really posted any proof of any of this. Hate to be the one to say it but.. we're just taking his word for it.
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>>137833571 This, or at least quit updating us so often. If you keep focusing on your phone she'll either think you aren't interested in her, or that you're so nervous you need the phone as a crutch. Both are ladyboner killers.
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>>137833713 Who cares? It's hilarious.
DROWNING
IN
SPAGHETTI
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>>137833713 Oh who cares, this is tense
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>>137833497 Don't be STONE FACE STRONG FUCK.
Have a little emotion. Don't fucking cry outright. Single tears man.
Also, IT'S JUST A MOVIE AND YOU HAVE PROBABLE TANGIBLE SEX
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>>137823137 >Playing Magic with neighbor kid whom is quite retarded. >I play Unholy Strength >He says that I played it wrong and I just let him win with a smug grin. >"How so?" >"Since It's unholy, it's bad. So that means the good stuff plays on my monster and the bad stuff stays on yours." >Argue with him about this for about five minutes. >He eventually starts crying. >Decide to just go home. >Next day remember I left my cards over there. >Go over to get them back. >"No, I won and we were playing for keeps." >Never get those cards back. In the end, I won though.
He got shanked in prison and bleed to death. Anonymous
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>>137833713 i dont fucking care. ive fed worse trolls. it's fuckign entertaining how everyone is going apeshit over this, and if he really has this going on, why teh fuck not watch it happen?
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>>137833495 Me? No, just have some stupid CS class about something at 10am. This is worth losing some hours of sleep for. Was going to do it anyway, but this is better.
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>>137833713 We all have that looming possibility in our minds. However, we would all rather it be real. It gives the rest of us hope that one day we'll actually have a chance at companionship.
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>>137833495 I'm unemployed so I'm pretty sure I don't
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>>137833565 you sound like a dick
i'mputtingonatripforthisthread !3yNNm2kzUY
>>137833713 believe what you want, man. This is happening, but what do you want me to do, try to take a photo and upload it from my phone? That'll be hard as fuck to do. I'm going to try to make a move, we are past the bread part. I'll respond in like 10-20 minutes.
If we move threads, please post it here so i can catch up right after
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>>137833843 Everyone but that guy does believe. Just play it smooth, we'll be waiting for you.
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>>137833843 Go, my son. Achieve what many here have not, but want to gain through you.
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>>137833843 OK Spaghetti-kun, Godspeed.
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>>137833843 ok man, I'll just look at the penguins while waiting for an update.
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>>137833843 You just typed like 3 lines of text on your phone
Focus on the goddamn movie; update us when it's over or something happens
Spaghetti-kun !3yNNm2kzUY
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>>137833924 changing the name to Spaghetti-kun, I guess.
Ok BRB for reals
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>>137833730 THIS. PLEASE ANON, MAKE US PROUD AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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>>137833843 Go forth and conquer, young man. If you actually succeed and don't fuck it all up tonight, then maybe there is some hope for me and I don't have to kill myself.
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>>137833495 Brah it's only midnight on the west coast. And I'm in-on break between the spring and summer semesters and unemployed.
So no, I don't. It's this, LotGH, or Mountain Blade, and this is something I gotta see.
Fake or not, if this guy succeeds after spilling this much spaghetti it'll give us all hope for the future.
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>>137833843 Hey man I'm hoping it's true too. I even posted some advice a little while ago.
I'm just pointing it out.
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>>137833826 I was. I was the ultimate backstabber in elementary school. Yet people still liked me.
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whats our post count at? we need a new thread soon, but we cant let this one die or spaghetti-kun will lose us....what do we do?
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I met /v/ when I was younger.>Pokemon comes out and is all the rage >Me and brother never even owned a console, after begging, our mother finally relents >Go to store expecting a single gameboy and game, fighting to see who gets to play first >Out of fucking nowhere she buys us each a gameboy with blue and red >Excited as fuck and gushing about how awesome this is and how amazing our mother is and how this is the best day of our lives and ask if we're dreaming and shit like that >"It's not that good" >Wat >"It's not that fucking good" >This huge guy (who was the cashier) is looming over the counter looking down at us as we can barely even see over it >"You think this is good? Play a real game like Myst or Doom" >Mom tells him not to swear at us >Dude copies her in a high pitched voice and tells her to leave before he has security come and shoot us >Go home empty handed and crying, Mom calls store manager and learns that this isn't the first time this guy has done something like this as he has some mental disorder, they'll be firing him, and they'll give us the gameboys and a bunch of gameboy games including pokemon and a system link
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>playing my brothers pokemon >have a hard-on for bee-drills >fly back to pallet town >get a weedle >level it up to beedrill >quit and save >brother gets mad because he's not at saffron city anymore >nigga didn't know about fly >got so mad he wouldnt let me show him how to get back
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you need a spaghetti kun to give you hope? guys, i don't want to burst your bubble, but he's only getting laid if she is really into him, if not, he will get burned and you will think like a typical neckbeard.
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>>137833996 There's always hope, its never too late to improve yourself
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>4th grade >Just getting into yugioh cards, think they're fucking awesome >Hang out with these four douchy 5th graders who brag about stealing cards they like from other kids >Fail to give a shit >Play a game with the groups 'leader' I guess >Play Sanga of the thunder, my favorite card >Game goes on, I lose eventually >The 'leader' is like "dude can I see your cards" >"Yeah sure" >Friend from fourth grade calls me over, we talk for a bit about pokemon trades >As I'm walking back to the picnic bench, I see the leader take a card from my deck and put it in his back pocket >Gives me my deck and I immediatly examine it >Accuse the asshole of stealing my sanga of the thunder >Get into a huge fight, eventually the teacher catches on >Tell her about how he stole it, only to have her feed me this bullshit about how there's nothing she can do about it >Kid just gives me that shit eating grin of his >my fucking face when
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>>137832467 >nujabes Confirmed for awesome
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>>137834221 Fuck you. You're probably the guy who wanted proof.
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open a new thread, link to it multiple times or attention grabbing, let the discussion about VIDYA go on there, keep this thread alive with bumping
Ezel Berbier !!SKGBmd29mSB
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>>137833414 I noticed... was reading until I got a story read through was confused shit got interesting
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Not really a "that guy" story, but whatever. Wall of text inbound.>1st grade >field trip downtown to see a children's show >afterward we were allowed to buy things from the stores around if we wanted >some place was selling Pokemon cards >everyone who had money bought them, including me >bus ride back to school >some bitch had a Typhlosion and an ANCIENT MEW HOLY FUCKING SHIT >another guy and I had a bidding war for it >we offer her our best cards, he had an Feraligatr and I had a Raikou or something cant really remember >she wont take any of them >finally give up >I jokingly offer her a Caterpie for her Ancient Mew >Okay! >YES YES YES NO TRADEBACKS >"It's cute!" >later, after school >she must have found out how valuable it is >she told the teacher I tricked her into making her trade it to me >the bitches make me give it back >I missed the bus because they held me back >tears everywhere
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>>137834287 >give a known thief your property without supervision Damn you were one stupid kid. You deserved to lose that card. You're lucky he didn't just take your deck.
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>>137834320 nope, i don't need proof. I'm content with what's going on either way. just stop being an idiot and live for yourself, you don't need someone else to be your hero.
Ezel Berbier !!SKGBmd29mSB
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>>137834459 Naw dude. You have the wrong idea. I just like where it is going and want to see his success. Asshole.
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>>137834404 >1st grade >Gen 2 pokemon Anonymous
I dropped out of high school when I tore open my bottom 5 discs at the same fucking time somehow>mfw pain but then a morphine drip when in hospital
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>>137834550 You're now realizing that the second generation of Pokemon started almost 13 years ago. Someone who was in first grade then could be 19 now.
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>>137834550 >released in 1999 >6 years old at the time >13 years ago + 6 at the time = 19 Yeah, no.
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>>137834754 wait what the fuck is going on? I was in 3rd grade when it came out and I'm just about to turn 20. Is my math all wrong or do I need to sleep now?
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>>137834976 You need to go to sleep.
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so anyone thinking he's going to succeed? just shameless bumping
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>mom buys me FFX and FF8 for my brithday >stepdad's family comes from across the country to visit >stepdad's brother wants to borrow FF8 >sure why not, i'tl take me a while to get through X >he takes it, leaves. >mum and stepfather get divorced. >never see game again.
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>>137835098 nice bump, other thread 404'd
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Other thread's down. Plan B?`
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>>137834741 Tried to suck your own dick?
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>>137835151 yep. whoever made that thread needs to cover it up so mods don't see it. like RDR GENERAL [spaghetti kun we'Re waiting] or something
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I CALLED IT.
Anonymous
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>>137835151 >>137835161 >>137835168 Mods confirmed for wanting Spaghetti-kun to fail.
Anonymous
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>>137835070 This image got a lot less scary after I read Jeff the Killer
Holy fuck that story was laughably bad
Anonymous
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>>137835219 Yeah, Gestapo out, we need to find something to cover it
Anonymous
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Let's create some pointless VIDYA thread that's guaranteed to live an hour that we can stage Spaghetti-kun on once he returns.
Anonymous
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Guys, we need a new threadI'm scared for spaghetti-kun
Ezel Berbier !!SKGBmd29mSB
spaghetti-kun !3yNNm2kzUY
I'm back.
Anonymous
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ezel, stop making these idiotic thread that are not vidya related. they will get banned nonetheless, we need a discussion worthwile so it keeps going.
Anonymous
we might have to make a thread on /b/
Anonymous
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>>137835298 OH SHIT THAT'S HIS TRIP
Anonymous
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>>137835452 You shouldn't even joke around about that shit.
Anonymous
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>>137835278 Ezel if you make a thread, make something like a tortanic thread, and then we start to talk about spagetti. also drop the trip while doing it.
Anonymous
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>>137834412 I thought him and I where friends
Anonymous
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just post a fucking picture of a game and say something stupid about it, everyone will post and we got our thread.
Anonymous
im bumping this thread until someone makes a new one
Anonymous
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>>137836091 >Bumping >618 posts What?
Anonymous
apparently nobody is posting anymore and is not interested in spaghetti kuns adventure, but i am. so since i got nobody to talk with, im bumping. got a problem with that?
Anonymous
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>>137836342 You're in the wrong thread, bro.
>>>/v/137835241 Anonymous
Anonymous
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Shit, guys. I hope he comes back here.
Anonymous
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>>137836428 >thread 404s >main one still alive Anonymous
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SPAGHETTI THREAD 404'd
Anonymous
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see? it got deleted.
Anonymous
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Post your picture here, Spaghetti-kun, for the love of god.
Anonymous
spaghetti-kun !3yNNm2kzUY
holy fuck this thread still lives.
Anonymous
either that girl was super fat or it was mom's bra
Anonymous
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>>137837263 Contrast? Take a close picture? Low lighting in another room?
Make it work, based anon.
Anonymous
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>>137837302 I would not doubt either of those things.
Captcha: filsec Rotunda
Ezel Berbier !!SKGBmd29mSB
Anonymous
>>137837263 spaghetti, use the light, if she's out from the sex she won't wake up. if she does, just say "I wanted a memory of this moment, because i cant believe it" or something like that.
give the anons what they want, since I helped you, I demand it.
Anonymous
>>137837432 No, that's creepy as fuck.
Did she bring a purse or something you could get a photo of?
Anonymous
>>137837480 >Wanting a purse picture instead of the real deal. Don't listen to this guy unless it's absolutely your last resort.
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>>137837480 it's not creepy you idiot. she digs him, so she won't mind. learn to into psychology
Ezel Berbier !!SKGBmd29mSB
Anonymous
>>137837548 >not considering taking a picture of her in the dark a "last resort" Welp have fun with that virginity anon because I have a feeling you scare off anyone who sees you, let alone girls
Anonymous
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>>137837686 >Not wanting OP to actually deliver on a story he's stringing us along on for hours Anonymous
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A guy told me you can play with a tank in Star Fox 64.>mfw you actually can.
