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!!GGluY8ZYmsJ No.138640853 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I just had an AWESOME idea for a weapon.

See, it's a shield with a blade on it so you can "punch" with it and stab your enemies while blocking! So it'd be like a katar but with a shield on it. Why the fuck hasn't any game contained this so far?

also YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE SWORDS SO WE PUT A SWORD IN YOUR SHIELD SO YOU CAN STAB WHILE YOU BLOCK