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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 07:29:13 No.141339218 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>141339723 >>141342039 >>141346475 >>141352073

>Work retail
>Kid and parent in line
>Kid looks maybe 6-7
>Mom buying him a 360 headset, Live card and CawaaDuutee
>While he screams that she isn't buying him candy

And I had to SELL THESE THINGS TO HER.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 07:31:07 No.141339389 Report

Quoted By: >>141339559 >>141339578 >>141343249 >>141349848

>also work retail
>lady fucking BEGS me for 2 dollars so she has enough to buy cigs when she just bought a fuckton of groceries on foodstamps
>give her the money because i thought why the fuck not
>she turns around and gives me 20 dollars

this happened about 3 hours ago

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 07:33:14 No.141339559 Report

Quoted By: >>141341995 >>141343891 >>141349848

>>141339389
>still retail
>woman wants to buy spraypaint
>need her birthday cause kids huff it
>She gets EXTREMELY OFFENDED and walks out
>mfw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 07:33:20 No.141339572 Report

Quoted By: >>141342636 >>141347226

>tfw I started playing Call of Duty with CoD 1 for the PC in 2003 as a young chap
>I stayed through the years
>tfw epitome of joy in MW and MW2
>tfw I get to see it devolve into this shit
>and I'm not buying Black Cocks 2
>estoy terminado

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 07:33:23 No.141339578 Report

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>>141339389

wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 07:35:03 No.141339723 Report

Quoted By: >>141339967 >>141340230 >>141345370

>>141339218
>Explain to her how it's an M rated game with mature content that might scar him

crisis averted

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 07:37:56 No.141339967 Report

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>>141339723
>Implying I didn't do so
>Implying she didn't ignore me and stare at me like a deer in headlights

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 07:40:36 No.141340197 Report

Quoted By: >>141340335 >>141340527 >>141341662 >>141342741 >>141349682

>back in highschool i had a job bagging groceries
>this ghetto ass blackk guy is arguing with some nigress that i assume was his girlfriend
>OU ONLY GOT DAH MONEY CAUSE YOU SELLING DRUGS YOU STILL A WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT
>EY BITCH AT LEAST I GOT DAH MONEY HERE LOOK "hands me fucking 50 dollars" SEE I BE THROWING MONEY AROUND ERRYWER I TIP THE BOY CAUSE IM A NICE GUY AINT I BOY?

i bought persona 4 later that day with that money

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 07:41:00 No.141340230 Report

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>>141339723
What are you talking about...
it's rated M for Mother Approved

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 07:42:07 No.141340335 Report

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>>141340197
RIch drug dealing niggers, nice to have around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 07:44:06 No.141340527 Report

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>>141340197
Black person of the year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 07:48:10 No.141340864 Report

Quoted By: >>141341482 >>141341847 >>141342025

>Actually get a job at FUCKING GAMESTOP
>Co-workers are either sluts or normalfags who know nothing about anything
>On the rare occasion someone walks in and asks for details on a particularly obscure (and I use that term as loosely as a Taiwanese hooker twat) vidya, i.e. P4G or Tales of I either have to correct or inform my fellow co-workers that those games even exist
>Customer walks in asking for "Kingdom Hearts 3DS"
>Co-worker responds with "Okay and what platform?"
>Only true vidya enthusiast is the manager whose soul had died long before I got hired likely due to having to work as manager for FUCKING GAMESTOP
>have to deal with that kind of shit on a daily basis

Fuck that after two weeks I told them there was an unresolved transportation issue and that the job directly conflicted with my studies and that I had to quit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 07:55:17 No.141341482 Report

Quoted By: >>141341601 >>141341703 >>141341759

>>141340864
>working at gamestop
>drug dealing ghetto black guy that i knew back from highschool comes in
>this is 2 years after we both graduated
>we knew each other but never really talked seeing as how im fucking white
>he recognizes me and talks about what we are both doing after highschool and random school shit for about an hour
>he says that he still deals drugs and i noticed that his personality hasnt changed much
>he goes off into the ps2 used games section for about 15 minutes
>he leaves with persona 3 and 4, valkyrie chronicles, okami, a copy of mother fucking grim grimoire, and 3 DBZ fighting games
>while im ringing him up he has the biggest grin on his face and he says "you wont tell no one will ya?"
im still confused to this day
that guy is also my dealer now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 07:55:29 No.141341505 Report

Quoted By: >>141342025 >>141343017 >>141348149

>2012
>a man
>work in retail job
might as well kill your self
Math major finance minor here 300k after 1 year

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 07:56:36 No.141341601 Report

Quoted By: >>141341696

>>141341482
>2012
>Getting hooked on drugs

nice going faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 07:57:23 No.141341662 Report

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>>141340197
Best use of drug money ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 07:57:49 No.141341696 Report

Quoted By: >>141344428 >>141352480

>>141341601
im sorry but smoking weed on weekends is much more fun then being straight edge

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 07:57:54 No.141341703 Report

Quoted By: >>141341884

>>141341482

Black men are such weaboos, fuck. It's hilarious

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 07:58:30 No.141341759 Report

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>>141341482

That nigga has excellent taste in games

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 07:59:28 No.141341847 Report

Quoted By: >>141343027 >>141343473

>>141340864

>Customer walks in asking for "Kingdom Hearts 3DS"
>Co-worker responds with "Okay and what platform?"

This can't be true. No one working at a video game stop can be that fucking retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:00:02 No.141341884 Report

Quoted By: >>141348891 >>141350409

>>141341703
yea ma nigga xD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlujizeNNQM

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:00:20 No.141341910 Report

Quoted By: >>141342089 >>141344032

>go to local obscure retail store called Wal-Mart®, you've probably never heard of it
>have to get some duster to clean out my $10,000 dollar Alienware™ PC
>I go to pay for it and whip out my paren'ts Master Card
>they need my ID because I can't buy duster if I'm underaged
>I high tail it out of there because I'm 8 years old and don't want to get arrested and sent to prison

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:01:20 No.141341995 Report

Quoted By: >>141342097 >>141342267 >>141342502

>>141339559

fucking english please?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:01:34 No.141342019 Report

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:01:40 No.141342025 Report

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>>141341505
Jesus Christ, this is not a master race herp derp i went to college for money thread. Go die in a hole. I'm actually laugh/raging at this. Leave us in peace/agony.

>>141340864
I don't even work at one and I've walked into the local shop multiple times when that stuff happens. I just keep walking to the back and try to hide my "what a retard" face as best I can.

honk

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honk Thu 31 May 2012 08:01:50 No.141342039 Report

Quoted By: >>141343448

>>141339218
>work in grocery store
>very obese mother with a sickly looking kid
>child looks malnourished and like it hasn't eaten a decent meal in her entire life
>kid picks up an apple with its dirty hands
>annoyingly begs her mom for some food
>mom yells no
>kid tears up and begs please it's only an apple
>mom yells no, snatches the apple out of her tiny grubby hands and eats it
>girl starts crying like the little asshole she is
>I walk over there slap her shit
>girl flies through the bulk isle into the vitamins section all the way on the other side of the store
>shoes fly and hit her mother in her jello face
>mother shakes my hand and leaves on a cougar
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:02:26 No.141342089 Report

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>>141341910
I know that feel. One time I tried to buy Call of Duty without a license.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:02:36 No.141342097 Report

Quoted By: >>141342407 >>141342412

>>141341995
That is english.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:02:55 No.141342120 Report

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FUCK YEA A RETAIL THREAD

i know its off topic but i love these things

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:04:35 No.141342267 Report

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>>141341995
how is this not english? you may be clinically retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:06:06 No.141342407 Report

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>>141342097
I think he's stuck on the birthday thing. All you were doing was asking DoB, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:06:09 No.141342412 Report

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>>141342097
not the guy, but he needed to have her birthday because kids buy spraypaint to get high off of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:07:08 No.141342502 Report

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>>141341995
Uh .. Okay.

>I work in a retail outlet store
>A female wanted to buy cans of spray-able paint
>I required her date of birth, due to the law in my state
>This angered her, as bitches be crazy. She leaves the store.
>I was enraged.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:08:42 No.141342636 Report

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>>141339572

Black Cocks 2 looks like the best in awhile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:09:56 No.141342741 Report

Quoted By: >>141343270

>>141340197
I hope you replied, "You are the nicest guy.".

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:12:18 No.141342958 Report

Quoted By: >>141343074 >>141343148

>work retail children shop
>about to close for the day
>mother walks in with her shit stain kid
>tell her we're about to close, she insists it will be quick
>let her shop, being the beta I am
>mopes around the store, while her kid demolishes shit
>finally, 45 min later, decides to buy 8$ worth of stuff
>doesn't clean up after kid, leaves
beyond raged Good news it this just further pushes me to never have a kid ever.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:12:52 No.141343017 Report

Quoted By: >>141352468

>>141341505

>archaeology major
>all the ancient artifacts and gold I want
>10,000,000$ in museum money starting

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:13:01 No.141343027 Report

Quoted By: >>141343864 >>141346259 >>141352920

>>141341847
Late, but none the less -
>Be Australian
>Go to EB Games a week after Skyward Sword was released
>Looking around the Wii Section when a worker comes up
>She has straight "Scene"-ish hair, and black rimmed glasses with no lenses
>"hi! Can I help you?"
>'uh, just checking out Skyward Sword and seeing how much it is'
>"Well it's $110 by itself, but if you pay $20 more you get the Wii Remote with... This thing on it"
>She points at the box
>At the Tri-force
>She worked at a gaming store and didn't know what a Tri-force was.
>I say quickly "Uh, okay, thanks" and walk the fuck out

I later found out she was married to the guy who owned all the stores on our coast. The same friend told me a story
>Walks up to counter and gets served by her
>"Hey, do you have WoW Time Cards"
>"Uh, I don't know what that is, but we do have this in"
>She points to some Warhammer 40K thing
>He lets out one massive 'HA' and then 'can I speak to someone else?'

She still works there. I avoid her like the plague. The other guys can be bros. I talked to one of them about Assassins Creed III for a while. One of them asked me if I liked CoD, and I got a little sceptical until he said 'They fucked up the last two modern warfares, the first was the best'. Bro 4 lyf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:13:33 No.141343074 Report

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>>141342958
Guess it depends if you raise it right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:14:19 No.141343143 Report

Quoted By: >>141343348 >>141344407

>go into gamestop to try and find a copy of nocturne
>only person working ATM is a dittsy ass blonde who was obviously hired because she was a GAMMUR GURL
>ive had experience with her she didnt even know what metal gear solid was
>ask if they have a copy of nocturne in stock
>she immediatly brightens up and says yea takes me over to where it is and sells it to me
>we then have a conversation about atlus games and other JRPGS
>we end up becoming friends and after a few weeks begin to date
>she ends up being a pretentious hipster who ONLY likes jrpgs and some obscure anime and it would have been fucking PERFECT but she turns out to be a massive christian and was very demanding

god damnit it would have been so perfect

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:14:21 No.141343148 Report

Quoted By: >>141346889

>>141342958
But if you don't have children the world will be full of all those little faggots. If you want to show her have thousands of bastard children.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:15:31 No.141343249 Report

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>>141339389

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:15:47 No.141343270 Report

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>>141342741
it was more like "get off the guys back its his money and he obviously has plenty of it let him have his fun"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:16:34 No.141343328 Report

Quoted By: >>141343475 >>141345556

>working at target as a cashier
>its the week that new twilight book came out
>black guy and a white chick go on my line and checkout, they are buying one of the new copies
>scan the book, toss it in the bag, black guy reaches in and starts reading the back
>think to myself what the fuck
>suddenly this fat kid starts talking really fucking loud about how he loves twilight and thinks the black guy should read all the other copies
>kid was probably 15-16 years old, he was wearing this jacket that looked so familiar but I couldn't pin what it was from
>kid is actually the couples son
>finish the parents sale, kid puts like 20 pokemon card packs on the belt
>kid screams "I THINK ITS MY TIME FOR SOME STELLAR TARGET SERVICE NOW"
>killme
>was like fucking 80 dollars in fucking pokemon cards
>oh fuck, his jacket is based on Ash's jacket from the shitty animu, WHY
>"Okay, your total comes to $80something dollars"
>he struggles to take out his wallet
>its a my little pony velcro wallet
>hands me a crumpled up wad of 5's and singles
>during his whole scan the black guy looks fucking miserable and embarrassed to know the kid
>I'm trying not to die laughing at this faggot, give the poor black guy a look of sympathy and tell him to have a good day

I still have no idea how people like this exist.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:16:49 No.141343347 Report

Quoted By: >>141343428 >>141343486

>Work at Target.
>To sell wine to a guest we have to scan their ID
>The system has no way to force transaction through.
>40 year old woman comes up to buy wine.
>Ask for her ID
>HAHA DO I LOOK THAT YOUNG? YOU'RE SWEET
>I wasn't complementing her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:16:49 No.141343348 Report

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>>141343143

I don't have enough beta in me to be able to live down finding an actual partner through Gamestop

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:17:43 No.141343428 Report

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>>141343347

>implying she didn't want to fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:17:52 No.141343448 Report

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>>141342039

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:18:09 No.141343473 Report

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>>141341847

Never underestimate the stupidity of people.

They will surprise you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:18:11 No.141343475 Report

Quoted By: >>141343841 >>141343942

>>141343328
>MLP Wallet
Confirms none of this happened, as they do not exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:18:20 No.141343486 Report

Quoted By: >>141344510

>>141343347
you did end up fucking her right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:19:36 No.141343598 Report

Quoted By: >>141343887 >>141348825

>work at starbucks
>have to work at starbucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:21:43 No.141343770 Report

Quoted By: >>141343937 >>141344085 >>141344120 >>141344127 >>141354778

>Walk into Gamestop
>Ask if they have a copy of MGS2
>"For what platform?"
AS IF THIS WASN'T ENOUGH
>There's no case
>"Yeah, there's no case because it's so cheap, y'know?"
Fucking Gamurr Gurrrrlz

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:22:29 No.141343841 Report

Quoted By: >>141344760 >>141349704

>>141343475
Ponyfags will customize ANYTHING to be pony related

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:22:44 No.141343864 Report

Quoted By: >>141344024 >>141344254

>>141343027

Why is Australia so expensive. Is it because 99% of the wildlife can utterly destroy your face?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:22:55 No.141343887 Report

Quoted By: >>141344248

>>141343598

jesus fucking christ dude, everytime i go there to buy my little sister something theres always some faggot with dreadlocks. some skank, or hipster that rings me up

wat up wit dat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:22:57 No.141343891 Report

Quoted By: >>141344006 >>141344045

>>141339559
>need to id for spray paint
please tell me you're joking

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:23:32 No.141343937 Report

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>>141343770
MGS2 is on more than one platform.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:23:38 No.141343942 Report

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>>141343475
>implying someone couldnt make their own
>implying the mlp fanbase isnt famous for making their own pony related products

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:24:35 No.141344006 Report

Quoted By: >>141344869

>>141343891
I am not joking. People swear, curse, throw the cans at me, all kinds of shit when I ask for DoB or ID.

HOW DO THESE PEOPLE PAY BILLS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:24:51 No.141344024 Report

Quoted By: >>141350976

>>141343864
There is an official investigation in it now.

I don't mind because our minimum wage is so high, but being unemployed makes it hard as fuck.

I want to move to America, anyway. Fuck Australia.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:24:59 No.141344032 Report

Quoted By: >>141344346

>>141341910
>Kids huff dust-off.
>A couple years pass and they put "bitterant" inside most, if not all of the compressed air cans.
>Blow out the crumbs, dust, and other foreign shit from my keyboard, then type a paper.
>Go make a sandwich and eat it, it tastes like someone poisoned my food.
>Freak out, but calm down when I realized nobody drugged my food it was that fucking bitterant.
>mfw I hear about kids dying from huffing dust-off.

Glad you faggots die for ruining a perfectly good product with your dumbass way to get high. That's just Darwinism taking effect, but FUCK YOU for having to make the rest of us suffer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:25:05 No.141344045 Report

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>>141343891
Kids do all sorts of crazy shit with spraypaint. Putting an ID restriction is about the best a retailer can do to keep it away from them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:25:40 No.141344085 Report

Quoted By: >>141344135 >>141344267

>>141343770
confirmed for fake story

MGS2 is for PS2 and Xbox

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:26:10 No.141344117 Report

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>mfw 40 year old women are the bigges turn on for me ever.

I want to fuck a milf

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:26:14 No.141344120 Report

Quoted By: >>141354647

>>141343770
I wonder how many GS employees actual troll people who walk in. I know I would if I was working there all the time.
>do you have a copy of Halo 3?
oh do you mean for the Gameboy Color?

Nothing is more fun than getting a reaction from either retards who think I'm serious, or asspained faggots who spew shit calming I'm wrong. Ya just can't lose.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:26:16 No.141344127 Report

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>>141343770
but mgs2 is for xbox, ps2 and pc you turdburglar

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:26:22 No.141344135 Report

Quoted By: >>141344267

>>141344085
And PC, Xbox 360, PS3 and Vita.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:26:58 No.141344171 Report

Quoted By: >>141344387 >>141344449

>minimum wage cashier trying to instil some sort entitlement with his shit job

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:27:52 No.141344245 Report

Quoted By: >>141344413 >>141344529

>go to gamestop
>ask for PC game
>cashiers give look as if they didnt know you could play games on the computer

i need a new hobby

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:27:53 No.141344248 Report

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>>141343887
dunno. All of the starbucks in my area hires people that look decent. well groomed and such. Fuck starbucks though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:27:56 No.141344254 Report

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>>141343864

importing

diplomacy

purchasing power

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:28:06 No.141344267 Report

Quoted By: >>141344339 >>141344447 >>141344525

>>141344085
>>141344135
And 3DS

My Mom works at Nintendo and gave me a prototype of it to play. You cant see it though because its been programed to explode if anyone other than me looks at it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:28:49 No.141344339 Report

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>>141344267
TECHNOLOGY.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:28:51 No.141344346 Report

Quoted By: >>141344573

>>141344032

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:28:57 No.141344356 Report

Quoted By: >>141351686

>EB games are looking for people to hire
>They put a sign up on the window
>"Staff wanted - No video game knowledge required"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:29:18 No.141344387 Report

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>>141344171
not everyone in this world can have 300k starting math related jobs, son

literally can't

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:29:27 No.141344407 Report

Quoted By: >>141344789

>>141343143
>she ends up being a pretentious hipster who ONLY likes jrpgs
>would have been fucking PERFECT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:29:30 No.141344410 Report

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Lot of target fags in here

>Opening shift at target, asked to help our cart attendant carry out a gazebo for a guest
>As we wait for the sale to finish and load it up our store owner passes by and says to us "Remember, no tips." in those exact words
>laugh inside at both the wording and that he expects me not to take whatever I can get
>waiting with the cart attendant for the customer to pull up with her jeep, shes taking forever
>he starts singing to his ipod, typical rap shit since hes a wigger
>load it up and she gives us both a 2 dollar tip and thanks us
>after the wigger gets the money he starts clapping and singing MONEY IN DA BANK BOI MONEY IN DA BANK
>thank the lady as I laugh at him and wish her a good weekend

I hate opening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:29:31 No.141344413 Report

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>>141344245

he was probably more confused why the fuck you were BUYING a PC game

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:29:41 No.141344428 Report

Quoted By: >>141344547

>>141341696
>im
>then

Yeah I can see that killing brain cells is super fun.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:29:46 No.141344439 Report

Quoted By: >>141344785

>in a 2nd N Charles(buys old shit and resells it)
>display case filled with game systems
>this 10 year old kid with glasses braces and a nerd shirt(pocket protector and everything) starts screaming
>COME HERE MOTHER COME HERE NOW
>I WANT YOU TO BUY THIS FOR ME NOW
>his face his red and he looks like he's going to pop
>mother says in the softest voice possible
>I am your mother please don't talk to me that way
>MOTHER RIGHT NOW
>mfw I realized he probably wanted a NES or something like that
I wanted to murder him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:29:52 No.141344447 Report

Quoted By:

>>141344267
>those kids
>the ones with the horrible lies

I have the rare mewtew card but my dad doesn't want me to lose it so we keep it in our vault, but i'm serious its the best card ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:29:52 No.141344449 Report

Quoted By:

>>141344171

Fuck you faggot. Any person that has worked shitty retail jobs and has half a brain cell can learn a lot. You learn about people. You learn about their stupidity. Everyday you see the horror that is the average consumer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:30:11 No.141344473 Report

Quoted By:

>Work at home improvement store
>Fat woman waddles to the counter with a carriage full of tiles
>Wants to return them without receipt
>Try to bring it up in the stores inventory to give her store credit for it
>Not in the system
>Ask manager whats up with it, and he tells me we havent carried it for 5 years
>Tell her there's nothing I can do for her
>"Oh no, no, no. I paid MONEY for this, I wanna speak to da manager"
>Start to shake and mumble as the spaghetti starts to trickle from my pockets
>"Whats the matter wif you? I wanna talk to the fucking manager"
>Tears well up in my eyes, the spaghetti is full out pouring from my pockets. I start to let a fart loose as I whisper to get the managers attention
>He comes over and sees the spaghetti pooling around my ankles and gags as he smells my silent gas that turned into a wet mess
>"DAMMIT ANON YOU'RE FIRED"
>Liquified shit explodes from my asshole throwing me into the customers in line and coating them with last night's feast of redmeat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:30:40 No.141344510 Report

Quoted By:

>>141343486
Yes, but that's not the point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:30:51 No.141344525 Report

Quoted By:

>>141344267
>And 3DS

You should go work for gamestop yourself and school those fags with your vast vidya knowledge

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:30:53 No.141344529 Report

Quoted By:

>>141344245
>Go into gamestop
>O-one PC game p-please
>Which PC game?
>P-PC game

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:31:02 No.141344547 Report

Quoted By:

>>141344428

>this is what plebs actually think

ha

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:31:16 No.141344573 Report

Quoted By:

>>141344346

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:33:28 No.141344760 Report

Quoted By:

>>141343841
I'm not into it, but I don't see what's so bad about customizing your own wallet.

I probably wouldn't do it myself, but I'm not gonna call someone an asshole over it, come on.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:33:29 No.141344762 Report

Quoted By: >>141344895 >>141345054 >>141345314 >>141345576 >>141347401 >>141351595

>Also work retail
>Item comes up as fifty cents more than customer expects
>The guy is practically yelling at me telling me how the price is bullshit
Never before have I seen a grown man so upset over a mere fifty cents. Maybe someone pissed in his cereal.
Also fuck old people they are the worst customers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:33:48 No.141344785 Report

Quoted By: >>141344851 >>141345245 >>141345461

>>141344439
the one in alabama by any chance?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:33:52 No.141344789 Report

Quoted By:

>>141344407
she was explicitly against ANY sexual interaction and got angry when i drank, she had a purity ring and one time charged 200 dollars to my credit card for a fucking messenger bag because she just had to have it, trust me ANY of you faggots would jhave dumped her too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:33:59 No.141344798 Report

Quoted By:

>Work at Walmart's Electronic section
>Man and wife comes in to buy a 4gb edition of the Xbox 360 slim
>Upsale them into a PS3 and Skyrim

Times like this is when I wish I got commission sometimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:34:39 No.141344851 Report

Quoted By: >>141345245

>>141344785

>mission hill
>/v/

never thought i'd see the day

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:34:49 No.141344869 Report

Quoted By: >>141345116 >>141347340

>>141344006

It's so true, people for some unknown reason go ballistic if you ask for their id.

>when I worked in retail
>lady shows up
>ask for id
>"are you kidding me?"
>"No, I need your id"
>Can't you just type in a random date?
>"No, I need your id"
>"Fine"

another story

>rush hour
>about lunch time
>close up my register
>some old guy shows up with a tissue box
>"Sorry sir, I'm closed"
>OH PHOOEY
>THROWS the tissue box at me
>Walks off in a huff
>"i'm hungry..."

another story

>man wants to buy a sled he found in the clearence rack
>look around on the item
>"I guess the sled doesn't have a barcode"
>Guy literally flips his shit
>"THIS IS BULLSHIT"
>Slams the sled right on the floor in my isle
>stomps off
>sled is cracked

I never understood what retail does to bring out the douchebaggery in people? All that time, I would ask my supervisors to let me work in another department sometimes instead of being stuck on the register all of the time.

>Oh, we'll think about it, herp-a-derp!"

all while they literally promote some people who literally just got hired the week before. Maybe it's because I'm black

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:35:11 No.141344895 Report

Quoted By: >>141345009

>>141344762
How much did the item cost?
I mean, the difference between $1,00 and $1,50 is more relevant than the difference between $10,00 and $10,50.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:36:49 No.141345009 Report

Quoted By: >>141345146

>>141344895
I believe it was $15,99.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:37:17 No.141345054 Report

Quoted By:

>>141344762
My mother used to drag me to the store all the time before I moved out.
Every single fucking time, we'd be halfway to the car and suddenly she'd stop while checking the receipt, make a U turn with her cart and rush back to the cashier and yell at him/her if anything was a single fucking penny more than she thought it would be.

There are no words

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:37:28 No.141345070 Report

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I just give shit away at work sometimes. If a guy has a huge order, and one copper fitting doesn't have a code, and I cant look it up; I just give it to him. Keeps the line moving and the people happy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:37:45 No.141345092 Report

Quoted By: >>141345345 >>141353396

>frequent gamestop
>notice kid, probably 12 or so, looking at 3ds games with mother
>looking at games, listing them all off as "garbage," "boring," or "too easy"
>He says "AHA! I want this one mom!"
>He called SMB 3ds, Sims 3, and other shitty vidya garbage
>He chose Tetris
>mfw even now there is hope left in man

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:37:56 No.141345113 Report

Quoted By: >>141345271 >>141345575 >>141346523 >>141347542

>work in family business my whole life
>retail greenhouse and garden center
>much of our demographic is obviously senior citizens

I
FUCKING
HATE
OLD
PEOPLE

The elderly are by far the rudest, meanest spirited, helpless, most entitled group of people on the planet. I would kill to deal with kids, white trash, blacks, Mexicans, or Muslims than to deal with people over 65.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:37:57 No.141345116 Report

Quoted By:

>>141344869
pull the race card, threaten with lawsuit
>yfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:38:18 No.141345146 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345009
Jesus Christ.
Okay yeah that customer was a fucking cunt.
I mean, sure, no one would shit the bed like that even over a $1,00 item, but holy balls that guy is special.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:38:25 No.141345158 Report

Quoted By: >>141345305 >>141345445 >>141345502 >>141345518 >>141345606 >>141345632 >>141345804 >>141352284 >>141352529 >>141352942

>work at local game shop
>since its not FUCKING GAMESTOP, I don't have to deal with as many little shits
The keyword is "as many"

>4 kids come in , 2 with hilariously oversized backpacks
>the 2 kids without backpacks start talking to me nonstop
>notice that I hear boxes rustling
>go to investigate
> the 2 kids instantly start hammering requests down my throat
>out of corner of eye/mirror in corner or room, novice that the kids with backpacks were shoveling game cases into their bags
>hear them talk about how they plan to resell these on the school yard
>I hear their school name dropped
>when they leave, call their school and tell them that 4 kids were planning to start a black market of stolen goods
>the next day, the 4 kids and their parents come in to return game cases, say sorry and pay us.
>mfw boxes were empty the entire time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:39:31 No.141345245 Report

Quoted By:

>>141344785
>>141344851
I know right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:39:44 No.141345267 Report

Quoted By:

>work retail
>asians

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:39:47 No.141345271 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345113
>Muslims

oh my, muslims, they're the worst

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:39:56 No.141345286 Report

Quoted By:

>go to the only retro game store around me
>talk with the guys who work there because they are bros
>slutty looking girl comes in
>she keeps trying to talk to us about how she loves rpg's/shooters
>all she is talking about is Skyrim and BF3
>we're standing there taking this casual onslaught
>this girl who has been standing silently staring at the PS2 games for the whole time, finally lets out a PFFFTTTT
>Oh yeah what rpg's do you like then?
>me and the quiet girl join forces
>this comic edit happens
>I take the quiet girl across the street to Sonic
>realize that from now on nothing that ever happens to me will be that wonderful

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:40:09 No.141345305 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345158
100000000000000/10

Retarded kids, everyone knows good stores keep the boxes empty.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:40:12 No.141345314 Report

Quoted By: >>141345564 >>141345613 >>141345684 >>141347718 >>141349903

>>141344762
you're funny bro
>work at chuck e. cheese
>a small drink costs 2.02
>guy hands me 2 dollars and tries to walk off
>explain to him I need an additional two cents
>The guy starts screaming at me about two cents
>WHO THE FUCK CARES ITS TWO CENTS! HOW THE FUCK CAN THIS HAPPEN TO ME! TWO FUCKING CENTS; WHAT YOU AREN'T GOING TO GIVE IT TO ME OVER TWO FUCKING CENTS
>I can't be more than two dollars up or down
>I DON'T DON'T FUCKING CARE
>Manager bro comes up and tells the guy he either pays the two cents or gives the cup back or he'll call the police
>mfw

he eventually just gave the cup back and left. He then gave the District manager a horrible review and my manager explained what happened. Got a raise out of it.

feels good man

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:40:32 No.141345345 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345092
Sounds like he'll fit right in here in 6 years

oh who am I kidding hes probably browsing this site right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:40:34 No.141345350 Report

Quoted By: >>141345460 >>141345496 >>141345691 >>141346773

I have worked at Walmart, Toys'R'Us, and currently at Home depot.

I have been physically assaulted by a customer at walmart, ask me anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:40:43 No.141345370 Report

Quoted By:

>>141339723
does it sound like she's the type of parent who cares? Just the way he sceams about not getting candy should tell you her parenting skills

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:40:44 No.141345373 Report

Quoted By: >>141345625 >>141345692 >>141345985 >>141346082 >>141346190 >>141347707 >>141348572 >>141350105

A classic

>Work at Target
>Scanning people shit as they hand it to me
>A product comes up that won't scan/doesn't have a bar code
>"LOL I guess it's free XD"

NO MOTHERFUCKER IT'S NOT FREE, it's not a funny joke, you are not original for coming up with it! I had to hear this shit almost every week and force myself to smirk at it. FUCKCKKDOFROGRO

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:41:30 No.141345445 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345158
HOLY SHIT

THAT TWIST

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:41:33 No.141345449 Report

Quoted By: >>141345634

Oh man here it comes, The one sentence that all cashiers HATE to hear

>Hurr Durr, if it doesn't ring up, it must be free!!!111!!!111

Goddammit, I think I heard that saying more than any other saying in my life in the span of a year

>My MOM, out of all people, when helping her shop, does this to one of the cashiers
>with the most serious face I've ever made I looked at her
>Don't do that ever again mom, seriously, don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:41:42 No.141345460 Report

Quoted By: >>141345680

>>141345350
>I have been physically assaulted by a customer at walmart
Don't spare the details.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:41:43 No.141345461 Report

Quoted By: >>141345878

>>141344785
Yes

Now stay out of my yard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:42:06 No.141345496 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345350
>ask me anything.

>>>/reddit/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:42:09 No.141345502 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345158
Got what was comin.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:42:18 No.141345518 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345158

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:42:44 No.141345556 Report

Quoted By: >>141347167 >>141352310

>>141343328
>>141343328

>interracial kid and relationship

No wonder the kid was retarded, that is fucking disgusting and they should be shot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:42:51 No.141345564 Report

Quoted By: >>141345923 >>141345991 >>141346247

>>141345314
You guys are asses, holy balls.
I mean sure, the other guy was being an ass too, but come on, two cents?
Who the fuck keeps two pennies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:42:56 No.141345575 Report

Quoted By: >>141352851

>>141345113
>be Palestinian
>work
>arab tries to haggle prices down at walmart
>every time
I hate everyone.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:42:56 No.141345576 Report

Quoted By: >>141345978

>>141344762
This.
>Price on TV clearly says 298
>He selects the TV and I go grab it
>Didn't notice that the TV had an out of date inventory label that had 278 on it
>Bring the TV out and to the register
>Ring the TV up as the price he wanted at anyway
>Guy notices the price tag and says he should get it for 278
>Notice it, check the date of the tag and say no because its just an outdated inventory tag
>He walks out in a huff

Its only 20 goddamn dollars and the fucker wanted it for 298 anyway.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:43:04 No.141345592 Report

Quoted By: >>141345793 >>141355228

I work in a Home Depot and I can tell you Mexicans are usually the coolest customers.

>They pay with their dumb white boss' credit card, so they don't give a shit if you accidentally fuck up when you ring
>Goofy as hell
>Never once had to deal with a rude mexican
I'm not worried about latinos taking over. Most of them are pretty cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:43:16 No.141345603 Report

Quoted By:

Sometimes I wish I worked in retail, if only to have these kinds of stories to tell...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:43:18 No.141345604 Report

Quoted By:

>looking for part time job
>jump on the ones that are stock or dont involve working with people
>never get them
>i assume everyone else is doing the same thing

im gonna get lucky one of these days..

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:43:19 No.141345606 Report

Quoted By: >>141347096

>>141345158
Fucking beautiful

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:43:24 No.141345613 Report

Quoted By: >>141345923 >>141345991

>>141345314
It's two cents bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:43:37 No.141345625 Report

Quoted By: >>141345823 >>141348349

>>141345373
you people bitching about people that do this are worse than the people that do this.

get a real job, faget

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:43:43 No.141345632 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345158

Am I the only one who knew the ending already? Fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:43:44 No.141345634 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345449
>Hurr Durr, if it doesn't ring up, it must be free!!!111!!!111

NO YOU MOTHER FUCKER IT IS NOT FREE! YOU FUCKING NIGGER I WILL SLICE YOUR NECK AND SHOVE MY COCK DOWN IT WHILE YOU ARE STILL BREATHING!

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:43:48 No.141345640 Report

Quoted By:

>Targetfag working in Electronics.
>One of the Asset Protection guys calls me up.
>Suspicious individual spotted wearing a trench coat, fedora, aviator sunglasses, and an empty backpack.
>Go to guest service him.
>He's wearing a mother fucking Minish Cap shirt.
>We talk Zelda.
>He mentions the hero Gustaf and other Zelda lore stuff. Not hiding his power level at all.
>Call up AP. Tell them crisis averted.

That was the first time I ever met /v/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:44:12 No.141345680 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345460
Its not as interesting as it sounds. Some guy wandered in drunk, and as he was paying for his cigarettes he apparently thought I called him an addict or something and he (very poorly) tried to tackle me.

It was kind of terrifying because I didnt know if he had a knife or some shit, but he was too wasted to actually hurt me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:44:16 No.141345684 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345314
>grown man throwing a tantrum over 2 cents while purchasing a soda in a Chuck E Cheese
Funniest shit I have ever heard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:44:19 No.141345691 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345350
How fat was the soccer mom that attacked you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:44:19 No.141345692 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345373
after retardedly assuming it's free do the customers clap?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:45:31 No.141345793 Report

Quoted By: >>141355352

>>141345592
>>141345592
>>141345592
THIS THIS THIS
Worst customers are the fucking polocks.

Asians and mexicans are patient as fuck.

>doing cash strip before break
>fucking polish motherfucker walks up starts putting his shit down
>tell him in closed
>he starts screaming for a manager
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:45:37 No.141345804 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345158

>not using this image

casual...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:45:45 No.141345823 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345625
Nope, you are actually incorrect about this.
Haveagreatday.jpg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:46:21 No.141345878 Report

Quoted By: >>141346094

>>141345461
thats neat, i go there once a month to buy chinese cartoon books and listen to fat autists in the video game section talk loudly and spout memes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:46:30 No.141345889 Report

Quoted By:

>walk into Frys
>pc section
>steal a bunch of cd keys
>walk out

and not a single fuck was given

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:46:50 No.141345923 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345564
>>141345613
That's right, it's just 2 cents. Why couldn't he just pay it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:46:58 No.141345935 Report

Quoted By:

>something doesn't have a price tag on it
>call someone up front to do a price check
>OH I GUESS IT'S FREE THEN LOOLOLOLOL

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:47:32 No.141345978 Report

Quoted By: >>141346034 >>141346573

>>141345576
>mfw my company actually forces to "honor" an outdated label because the store is in a rich neighborhood and they're afraid of people suing them
We're also not allowed to stop shoplifters for the same reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:47:41 No.141345985 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345373
>>141345373
>>141345373
HOLY SHIT I HATE THIS SO MUCH

I usually smile and throw out a fake laugh to humor them, they couldnt possibly know how many times a day i hear this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:47:45 No.141345991 Report

Quoted By: >>141346173

>>141345564
>>141345613

Gotta be damn near the exact amount. Also if I just let him go what does it say to the other customers

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:48:08 No.141346034 Report

Quoted By: >>141346335

>>141345978
How does that business stay afloat? Are the owners already rich people as well?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:48:45 No.141346082 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345373
>buying packs of pokemon cards
>one looked odd, it was wrapped in red if I recall
>cashier dude couldn't ring it up
>let me have it for free

>HOLOGRAPHIC CHARIZARD

>later some bitch on a bus snatched it out of my hands and bent it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:48:51 No.141346094 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345878
Its terrifying isn't it.

I go there with my friend a lot and he's the stereotypical neckbeard and looks the part.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:49:19 No.141346139 Report

Quoted By:

I work at a Canadian Tire, nothing infuriates me more than this damn currency we have going, Canadian Tire money it acts as real money in our stores. It comes in the following denotations: 5, 10, 25, 50 cents, $1 and $2, they're all bills. Cashiers give it out after every purchase, for most purchases we give out 5 or 10 cents, so naturally it adds up and some fucker will save up like 100 five cent bills and we have to count these things by hand.
It's such a waste of time and it just holds the lines up, I hate it.
Sometimes I wish I would have just worked at Walmart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:49:40 No.141346173 Report

Quoted By: >>141346584

>>141345991

He has a point though. Two dollars is all they allow you to be within? That's pretty fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:50:03 No.141346190 Report

Quoted By: >>141346445

>>141345373
>target cashier as well
>get that LOL ITS FREE XD all the time
>nope, its not free, and now I'm calling the GSTL over to establish the price which will take several minutes at this store instead of punching in the DPCI for online items and ball parking it like I usually do.

>ring up nightquil or something similar
>ID NEEDED
>may I please see your ID?
>why you need my ID its medicine
>its a controlled substance, ID or I can't sell it to you
>hurrurr I'm not giving you it and you are going to sell it to me or I will call the manager
>Here, I'll call him for you.
>manager comes over and is almost always in a pissy mood toward guests, demands an ID within seconds of his arrival or he walks away with the item in his hands
>hes actually a fucking bro to employees though, nigger gives requisitions for everything

God tier GSTLs make target a sweet place to work at.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:50:34 No.141346229 Report

Quoted By: >>141348694

>work at walmart over in the grocery department
>costumer comes up to me to ask where something is
>tells me they have looked up and down the isle for it several times
>its right next to me on a display advertising it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:50:51 No.141346247 Report

Quoted By: >>141346530 >>141346703

>>141345564
>its just 2 cents
Yeah and most retail stores are strict about the register count.

2 cents missing from the register
Its on your ass buddy

I'm not getting wrote up because its just 2 cents bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:50:59 No.141346259 Report

Quoted By:

>>141343027
My the guys working at my local EB games are total bros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:51:23 No.141346301 Report

Quoted By:

>guy hardly speaks english at all
>ring up 5 items with the barcode he gave me for them
>didnt notice that I actually rang up 5 of the 6 packs for those items because they are supposed to come in a box
>working self-checkout so I didnt even look at the price
>he fucking pays for 600 dollars worth of some bullshit I dont know the use of
>he just leaves because his terrible english couldnt get it fixed at the service desk

Sucks to be him I guess. Learn english faggots. he was a fucking polock or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:51:48 No.141346332 Report

Quoted By: >>141346418 >>141346446 >>141346457 >>141346612 >>141346812 >>141353165

>work at home depot for 2 years
>have never heard "LOL NO PRICE TAG? I GUESS ITS FREE"

Should I consider myself lucky guys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:51:50 No.141346335 Report

Quoted By:

>>141346034
Yep, my company is currently one of many getting sucked dry and left to rot by one of the fuckhuge backstage players.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:52:13 No.141346374 Report

Quoted By:

Another Walmart story that happened to me

>We sell "As is" TVs for a discounted price after they have been refurbished or returned with nothing wrong with them.
>One is out on display
>Guy calls me over to buy a TV
>Ok.jpg, walk to the back and grab it
>Return, some skinny guy was putting the display in his cart
>Tell him to stop doing that and put the TV back
>He rambles something, being clearly high as fuck
>Tell him again, and look around no one else is in the area
>Forget about it(We can't physically stop him and I was holding a TV) and bring the TV that the other guy wanted to get to the counter
>Run into another coworker and tell her to call someone because the guy just jacked a TV from the display area
>Suddenly everyone is looking for this motherfucker
>2 hours later they didn't find him
>My face when no one thought to stop a stoned guy with a clearly stolen TV while he was walking out the door.

I seriously would've stopped him if I was actually allowed to. What the fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:52:35 No.141346403 Report

Quoted By:

>work at a neckbeard shop that sells comics and VHS/DVDs along with games
>every few days some little shit comes in
>WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP ALL THIS OLD BORING STUFF WHY DONT YOU JUST FILL YOUR SHELVES WITH COWWADOODY YOU COULD SELL MORE YOU KNOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:52:46 No.141346418 Report

Quoted By:

>>141346332
Home Depot is for smart upstanding citizens, so I'm not surprised.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:53:03 No.141346445 Report

Quoted By: >>141346834

>>141346190

Another Targetfag here. Thank god I never have to cashier, feels good chillin' out back in the photo lab doing nothing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:53:05 No.141346446 Report

Quoted By:

>>141346332

YES.

FUCKING YES.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:53:11 No.141346457 Report

Quoted By: >>141346821

>>141346332
I dont understand how you havent. I have worked there for 3 months now and have heard it like 20 times. where do you live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:53:29 No.141346475 Report

Quoted By: >>141346572

>>141339218
bitches like that should get fucking arrested, im 100$ serious

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:53:51 No.141346512 Report

Quoted By: >>141346702

I work in a supermarket in New Jersey. You wouldn't believe the time we have.

>"No hassle" returns; in other words, receipt or not, anything under $20 is refunded.
>Women take $40 beauty products off the shelves and try to get a refund before buying.
>A returning customer buys a 2 liter coke, drinks half, and returns it the same night, every night.
>A customer tried to push a fictional $13 coupon offer on $11 worth of soda bottles

>And I've been on customer service for two weeks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:53:58 No.141346523 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345113
> I would kill to deal with kids, white trash, blacks, Mexicans, or Muslims than to deal with people over 65

Trust me, you don't. I work(ed) at my familys kids shop, new and used, and by far, have some levels of scum you'd never imagine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:54:02 No.141346530 Report

Quoted By:

>>141346247
You can find two cents on the ground, probably take you five seconds.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:54:31 No.141346572 Report

Quoted By:

>>141346475

>100$

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:54:31 No.141346573 Report

Quoted By: >>141346792

>>141345978
We're supposed to as well(Its Walmart) but fuck him.

If he wasn't willing to pay the $298 for it then he should've gotten one of those cheap nigger TVs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:54:41 No.141346584 Report

Quoted By:

>>141346173
In the employee hand book it says 10 dollars however the mangers will get on your ass if you are more than 2 dollars.

The higher ups then give them a call and then they write me up. I made that mistake once and I've got two more mistakes to make.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:55:02 No.141346612 Report

Quoted By:

>>141346332

I've been there for 2 years too, and i hear it at least 10 times a day. Thankfully they stuck me in book keeping for 2 full days a week, so I'm not on the floor as much.

Feels good bringing CD's back there and watching Youtube on my kindle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:55:41 No.141346674 Report

Quoted By: >>141346771 >>141346854 >>141346950

>Working in Electronics.
>Asian Woman brings up an MP3 player
>She throws a bitch fit when it rings up as more than she expected.
>Shoves an ad under my nose showing the item with a lower price.
>I take the ad from her and unfold it.
>It's a K-mart ad.
>I don't work at K-mart.

Also, am I the only one that can't stand when a customer leans in to read my name tag, then says, "Hi Anon."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:55:58 No.141346702 Report

Quoted By: >>141347109

>>141346512

how is the supermarket still around?

Do you have like a select people who just buy $2000 in one sitting each, everyday?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:56:00 No.141346703 Report

Quoted By: >>141346892 >>141348328 >>141348964

>>141346247

>Go to Stater Bros and get a fuck load of sodas burger buns, ice, cheese etc for a kickback myself and bros are having in the backyard
>miscalculated so short a couple of cents
>ask the cashier if I can go to my car really quick, point to it since it's the one parked closest to the store and unlock it with my remote so it makes that sound and he knows its my car
>he just says "don't worry about" and hooks it up

COTYAY

I've always wondered though. Do they just dig into their pockets and add in the difference or what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:56:02 No.141346712 Report

Quoted By: >>141347106

Alright, so what is the fucking deal with checks, is there even a fucking reason to use them? No I dont want to type in your fucking routing number, No I dont want to fix the check scanner if it jams. Get a fucking debit card.

And why do people have hundreds of dollars in their wallets? making a $800 purchase? Deposit the money if your god damned bank account, then use a debit card.

Fuck everyone

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:56:30 No.141346737 Report

Quoted By: >>141346910 >>141348369

>worked at an amusement park for three years
>most people there expect you to babysit their kids all fucking day
>parents drop them off in the water park and leave their two year olds in the water for 5+ hours

Worst job ever. The worst highlight is when I slipped when working on a waterslide and my hand went into the thong of an obese black lady.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:56:54 No.141346771 Report

Quoted By: >>141347572

>>141346674
You're supposed to price-match if you work at Walmart

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:56:55 No.141346773 Report

Quoted By: >>141347023

>>141345350
did....did you like it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:57:08 No.141346792 Report

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>>141346573
Well that makes sense. The CEO of the chain I work for is a former Walmart bigwig.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:57:26 No.141346812 Report

Quoted By: >>141347025 >>141347245 >>141347246

>>141346332
Haha funny you should say that. You get that in any cashier position. I work lot at Home Depot, and all everyone says after loading their car is "Can we take you home?" or "Now we just need you to take it out." Followed by something like "We got beer/cofee/pizza"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:57:29 No.141346821 Report

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>>141346457

So. California. I work at the one in Corona.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:57:38 No.141346834 Report

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>>141346445
Cashier is the best job at my store when bro GSTL is in. Literally anything you do that makes his life easier will get you a 5 dollar requisition up to a max of 20 bucks a day

It was slow and I had no line last week so I was reading the weeks flyer, and he gave me a 10 dollar req. for "staying up to date on sales"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:57:49 No.141346854 Report

Quoted By:

>>141346674
>Also, am I the only one that can't stand when a customer leans in to read my name tag, then says, "Hi Anon."
That shit creeps me out. The first time it happened to me my response was "Do I know you?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:58:16 No.141346886 Report

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>Work in a pharmacy
>mfw a mudslime or brown person in general comes in

Seriously - the most demanding and ungrateful assholes on the planet.

Also,
>yelling at me when your narcotics are too early to be refilled by insurance

"Sir, your insurance won't pay since they're too ea-"
"GODDAMN I'M IN PAIN I NEED THAT MEDICINE, GIVE ME LIKE 10 PERCOCET UNTIL I CAN GET THE REFILL"

Only redeeming thing is that I live in a mainly Polish neighborhood, so lots of hot Polish broads come in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:58:20 No.141346889 Report

Quoted By: >>141347365

>>141343148
>Contributing to overpopulation
No thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:58:21 No.141346892 Report

Quoted By:

>>141346703

A lot of places let you markdown products on the spot as a cashier. At my place a cashier can up to 50

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:58:24 No.141346897 Report

Quoted By:

At home depot we are allowed to mark shit down ourselves if we deem it justifiable.

If customers have to wait a long fucking time for an associate i usually take 10% off. I think im limited to like 50 a day, but I dont really give a fuck because Its not cool to make a 70 year old woman wait 15 minutes for a lot attendant because hes slow walking with carts

If people ask for a discount though I always say no and that im not allowed to though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:58:31 No.141346910 Report

Quoted By:

>>141346737
is that yuou, asscastle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:59:03 No.141346950 Report

Quoted By: >>141347205

>>141346674
nah I've had people do that to me. I remember when I first started people would be like Hey...anon and I was confused on how they learned my name. I was freaking the fuck out for a couple of minutes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:59:24 No.141346965 Report

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>work in a department store
>signs all around the store that say
>60 to 70 percent off other department store prices
>in giant letters
>THE SIGN SAYS 60% OFF
>its not sir
>BUT IT SAID SO
>show him the ticket
>BUT THE SIGN!!!!!!!
>sign says prices as marked
I'm getting tired of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 08:59:30 No.141346974 Report

Quoted By:

>>141346927
Someone's never heard of a part-time job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:00:12 No.141347023 Report

Quoted By:

>>141346773
I fucking hate retail. It's so fucking boring and tedious i want to slit my wrists. But its also the only places ive gotten interviews for. Please get a real job, unless you have no issue standing for 9 hours a day with no guarentees of when you will be working. HURR DURR CLOSE ONE DAY OPEN THE NEXT, ENJOY YOUR 4 HOURS OF SLEEP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:00:14 No.141347025 Report

Quoted By: >>141347232

>>141346812
Sounds like you're being hit on, bro.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:00:59 No.141347084 Report

Quoted By:

>>141346927
How 'bout you stop mooching off your mom and get an actual job?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:01:07 No.141347096 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345606
You're too kind. Have another, this time from my brother.

>work at Zellers
>long ass lines
>guy 2 turns from the checkout starts screaming that if he doesn't get to the front he will shoot someone
>pulls out a painted nerf minigun
>starts shooting everybody
>suddenly other people start opening their nerf guns
>an all out nerf war broke out, people shooting each other, using the axes and swords, some people fully clothed with ammo chain for his twin miniguns
>worker bro challenges me to sword fight amidst all the madness
>fuckyeah

He once said that that was his best day of work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:01:17 No.141347106 Report

Quoted By: >>141350187

>>141346712

Sometimes, people lose their credit/debit cards and/or wallets, and checks can be useful then?

I also beleive with certain deals, or sign ups or whatever, like sometimes with those prepaid American Express cards, you can only pay in cash or check with them, or is it card or chek?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:01:20 No.141347109 Report

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>>141346702

While we do have pretty liberal return policies, (a new one is double-your-money-back on unsatisfactory store brand products) New Jersey is the most densely populated state in the US, and our store is in the epicenter of the most populated area. We lose perhaps $200 for every $200,000 accumulated in a day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:02:04 No.141347167 Report

Quoted By: >>141347465

>>141345556
SO EDGY xD

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:02:28 No.141347205 Report

Quoted By: >>141347451

>>141346950

>That feel when Mexican and have to wear a "Yo Hablo Espanol" nametag.

FUCK. At my previous jobs I hated talking to Mexicans and since I'm really light skinned I could get away with telling them I don't understand them. Now.. they know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:02:40 No.141347226 Report

Quoted By:

>>141339572
>epitome of joy
>mw2
That shit was trash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:02:43 No.141347232 Report

Quoted By:

>>141347025
Yeah well can you imagine what kind of people need loading assistance? 70 year olds.

And whoever is bitching about the lot guys taing to long, you should ease up. At my store they only have like 1-2 of us at once so we always end up getting fucked with calls. Unless you genuinly got some lazy lot guy, then by all means.

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:02:46 No.141347236 Report

Quoted By:

>>141346927
>He doesn't know what a part-time job is

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:02:52 No.141347245 Report

Quoted By: >>141347532

>>141346812
Ive seen lot attendants at my store get offered fucking tips ALL the time whenever im leaving for my break and they always turn them down. Do they actually watch the camera for lot crew accepting tips? Do you get written up for that or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:02:52 No.141347246 Report

Quoted By:

>>141346812
San Francisco, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:04:09 No.141347340 Report

Quoted By:

>>141344869
Do you work at my fucking store, man?

>I'm sick of register. Move me.
>"Oh, but it's where you work best, Anon!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:04:14 No.141347351 Report

Quoted By: >>141347543 >>141347581 >>141347774

>working Home Entertainment (TVs, iPods, music, games, etc.) at Big W (Australian equivalent of Walmart)
>launch day of Max Payne 3
>a roughly 30 year old Lebanese man with a bin Laden beard walks up with a copy of it for 360
>"Is this for your son or...?"
>"Nah, it's for me."
>"Oh, have you played the previous two?"
>"Yeah, but it was ages ago and I played them on computer not Xbox."
>we talk about Max Payne's story for a few minutes
>"Well thanks, it was nice chatting with you man, I don't usually get to talk with people about it... you know."
>"Yeah, enjoy your game!"
I'll never judge a Middle Eastern man by his appearance again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:04:26 No.141347365 Report

Quoted By: >>141348202

>>141346889

if you're as beta as the story suggests you'll never stick it in a woman anyway.

overpopulation is your sad defense mechanism for why youll never have children.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:04:33 No.141347379 Report

Quoted By: >>141347625 >>141347845 >>141348063

Any other Walmart bros here?

How many of your managers have actually made you do the "Walmart cheer" after a department meeting or general meeting or something?

I usually close for Electronics and when third shift comes in, they always do that fucking cheer, customers look at me like I'm the one who instigated it.

But still, that fucking cheer is the one thing that unnerves me about the place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:04:46 No.141347401 Report

Quoted By:

>>141344762
>Old people
>THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE

Fixed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:05:03 No.141347432 Report

Quoted By: >>141348464

>>141347356
That's cool.

reported

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:05:18 No.141347451 Report

Quoted By:

>>141347205
Thats the only reason they hired you.

They hired both me and my brother without knowing it, and im 90% sure its because we have polish last names and like 30% of the shoppers are polish

our father never taught us, jokes on them

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:05:28 No.141347465 Report

Quoted By:

>>141347167
SO BUTTHURT XD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:06:05 No.141347532 Report

Quoted By: >>141348157

>>141347245
I have been working lot for 3 months, and have accumilated 23$ in tips. No one has said shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:06:13 No.141347542 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345113
>OLD PEOPLE
The store I work at opens at 8 AM. OLD PEOPLE WILL SHOW UP AT 7:30 AND BANG ON THE DOOR, WANTING IN.

YOUR FUCKING CAT FOOD AND POPCORN AND DIET COKE CAN WAIT, FUCKER. GO BACK TO YOUR COFFIN.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:06:13 No.141347543 Report

Quoted By:

>>141347351
Bonus points if he said "Me and my cousins are gonna play this all night" or something similar

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:06:29 No.141347572 Report

Quoted By: >>141347818

>>141346771
We do if it's the exact same item, but it actually ended up being an MP4 player in the ad, not an MP3 player. She still argued with me that since MP4 is more than MP3 she should get it for a discounted price.

It's still not as bad as the old people returning DVDs because they can't play them in their CD player.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:06:34 No.141347581 Report

Quoted By:

>>141347351
Do you think we're all waiting to explode bro?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:07:04 No.141347617 Report

Quoted By:

>>141347356

Similar story
>Go visit to LA to visit a friend
>Go into GameStop since we happened to walked by it on Hollywood Blvd. I think
>Pick up Fallout New Vegas
>"Can I see some ID?"
>Have the appearance of a straight up college student, beard stubble, university shirt and everything
>"Sorry I don't have it with me."
>"What about your friend?"
>"He does but I think we'll just go buy it somewhere else, thanks."
>Walk out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:07:08 No.141347625 Report

Quoted By: >>141347818 >>141347845 >>141347880

>>141347379
Oh fucking god, I just started there a while ago. Do you have the nightly meetings and they conclude them with 1 2 3 WALMART

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:08:26 No.141347707 Report

Quoted By: >>141347809 >>141348572

>>141345373
>MUST BE FREE THEN!
I realize you think you're funny, but stop and think. I hear this at LEAST 12 times a day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:08:31 No.141347716 Report

Quoted By: >>141349302

>mfw customers get grumpy that the cashiers don't know every tag in the store off-hand
>register is restricted to part-time
>we don't even have staff meetings
>whatever you thought you saw, those beans probably aren't 22 cents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:08:33 No.141347718 Report

Quoted By: >>141347960 >>141349903

>>141345314
I work cash at Panera Bread, and we can only be $3 up or down.

I regularly let people go for 2 cents, or give them a dollar instead of 99 cents. If I come up too short, the older men give me quarters as tips, and I just throw it in with the rest.

Its 2 cents bro, and the more you "bend the rules" for a costumer, the more they think they're kings at your store, and the more they come.

2 cents bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:08:35 No.141347723 Report

Quoted By:

If I was old I would be bitter and hate everyone too. Especially now that social security is in the toilet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:09:09 No.141347767 Report

Quoted By: >>141348140 >>141348961

Why do people argue with clerks about prices of items? No one's forcing you to buy it. I also hate it when people try to talk down workers on prices. How extroverted can one be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:09:15 No.141347774 Report

Quoted By: >>141347980 >>141347997 >>141348109

>>141347351
>middle eastern people
>not being bros in everything

You faggots need to get checked , seriously. In my work I've never had a problem with a middle eastern person besides their accents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:09:26 No.141347792 Report

Quoted By:

>work at Walmart
>lawn and garden department
>entire day is more or less hauling bags of shit
>not allowed to take tips
>customers stuff the money into my pocket because they say "fuck walmart"
>feels goodman

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:09:42 No.141347809 Report

Quoted By: >>141348572 >>141349354

>>141347707
You know what I hear a lot?
>You look bored!
OF COURSE I LOOK BORED, I'M A FUCKING CASHIER.

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:09:46 No.141347818 Report

Quoted By:

>>141347572
Oh, I see now.

Yeah, fuck that lady. I hate it when they're all smug when they try to price match and then they get rumpflustered when I point out that its not the same product, just the same brand.

>>141347625
No, but they're always overly enthusiastic about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:10:07 No.141347845 Report

Quoted By: >>141348269

>>141347379
>>141347625
i used to work walmart, shit was too strict, Home depot offers significantly better working conditions.

But at walmart they are more generous with call offs.

The Toys'r'us i worked at was god fucking awful though, skeleton crews in the christmas season, 120 fucking carts of reshop in the backroom. We stayed until 5 fucking am putting shit back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:10:11 No.141347851 Report

Quoted By:

>work retail
>woman shopping in store with kids for around 30 minutes to an hour
>store closing in 5 minutes
>woman is looking at literally every section of the store
>9:30
>store should be closed by now
>bitch is still shopping
>ringing her up
>uses 2 gift cards
>rest on credit card
>card denied
>"everything else is in my car"
>you've got to be fucking kidding me
>cancel transaction
>woman goes to leave store
>slams head on gate which was halfway closed

bitch got what she deserved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:10:24 No.141347868 Report

Quoted By: >>141348289

>work at bestbuy
>old people come in to buy basic computers
>always convince them to buy retarded decked out comps with i7's

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:10:33 No.141347880 Report

Quoted By:

>>141347625
i work at a walmart never heard of a cheer and from the sound of it im fuckin glad i havnt. also i have never had a meeting i had to go to while working there

Gage001 !485E4GMsM2

Gage001 !485E4GMsM2 Thu 31 May 2012 09:11:20 No.141347951 Report

Quoted By:

>2006
>Work at a non-gamestop game store, we do /tg/ as well.
>Neckbeard walks in.
>Asks for twinkies and a Pepsi
>Tell him we don't sell it
>He knocks over all the inventory and whips out a knife.
>He looks at me with those wild eyes, he says to me "Listen here mother fucker, I will let go of the 3 if you fuck with me again! NOW GIVE ME THE FUCKING TWINKIES!"
>I don't want to die, but I was curious, I ask him what the 3 is.
>He cackles and runs off, stealing all of our store-brand condoms.
>I shat after I describe him to the police.
>I had just been robbed by Gabe Newell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:11:25 No.141347958 Report

Quoted By:

>on self-check out
>people think im lazy
>stressed out associates are jealous and make spiteful comments
I DONT WANT TO BE HERE, PLEASE TRADE WITH ME, TIME FUCKING GOES BY SO SLOWLY AT SELF-CHECK OUT PLEASE KILL ME

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:11:25 No.141347960 Report

Quoted By:

>>141347718
>getting tipped or having grateful customers
>at Chuck E. Cheese

Nigga I've worked there for two years and I've made 1.67 in tips, nobody gives you tips. Again I'm not getting written up for some guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:11:40 No.141347980 Report

Quoted By:

>>141347774
nigga you crazy. I'm Palestinian and I've always had problems with them. The younger generation wants to be black and the old folks try to bargain with everything. The in between is the good side.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:11:46 No.141347985 Report

Quoted By: >>141349119

I work for AMC Theaters
1) Fuck Kids Packs.
2) Black people fucking love Sprite
3) Kids movies are worse than any other movie to sweep up after
4) FUCK people who order multiple Kids Packs all with different candies and drinks
5) Fuck people who order drinks last, goddammit tell me first so I can leave it to fill up while I fill your 20 lb tub of popcorn

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:11:46 No.141347986 Report

Quoted By:

What the fuck is wrong with OP? The kid clearly wanted candy and not Call of Duty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:11:53 No.141347997 Report

Quoted By:

>>141347774
I guess you don't live in Greenacre/Bankstown/Punchbowl then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:12:28 No.141348043 Report

Quoted By:

>Don't work in retail
>Not a money grubbing jew that works off of commission.

Sure is nice being salary with job security.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:12:35 No.141348054 Report

Quoted By: >>141348372 >>141348470

A lot of Home Depot bros here. I just had an interview at Home Depot on Tuesday. From the posts I've read in this thread I seriously hope I get the job, that place seems chill as fuck.

Plus I speak fluent Spanish, that's gotta be a plus right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:12:39 No.141348063 Report

Quoted By: >>141348480 >>141353069

>>141347379
What cheer is this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:13:06 No.141348109 Report

Quoted By: >>141348227

>>141347774
Jerseyfag from earlier. I beg to differ. Although I'm not one to discriminate, there's a roving gang of middle-eastern mothers that photoshop their own coupons to hijack prices in our computers. I shit you not.

>mfw $79.95 off catfood

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:13:29 No.141348140 Report

Quoted By:

>>141347767
>>141347767
As a cashier, I can say that its not the customers fault. If something is just in the computer wrong I dont expect someone to pay more for it. I have no issue calling that department and clearing it up. 5 times out of 8 the customer saw the correct price, and they usually aren't too snotty about it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:13:32 No.141348145 Report

Quoted By:

>Work at Best Buy
>Mexican family come over to my department (vidya)
>"Need help finding anything today"
>"Is ok"
>Kids than make their way over to the way demo and smash the shit out of the controls than leave them lying on the carpet
EVERY FUCKING DAY

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:13:34 No.141348149 Report

Quoted By: >>141348239 >>141348304

>>141341505
i always see this mentioned

im a math/phys double major
where or how the fuck you do this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:13:43 No.141348157 Report

Quoted By: >>141348272 >>141348662

>>141347532
>mfw on one of my first and only night shifts (I hate closing, so I only do nights if they need a replacement) a fembro as fuck old lady gave me a 100 dollar tip after helping her for an hour and loading her car.
I thought she meant to give me a ten and I told her she gave me a hundred, but she insisted I take it. Never even got a single other tip since.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:14:12 No.141348202 Report

Quoted By:

>>141347365
pro-tip
that wasn't me replying, as in, the one who posted the story

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:14:27 No.141348220 Report

Quoted By:

>work in a furniture store
>have to constantly haul furniture or rugs
>sometimes by myself
>occasionally get tips for loading stuff into cars
>couple buys a coach, 2 recliners, a table, 8 lamps and 3 rugs
>gives me a 20 dollar tip for loading all of that shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:14:32 No.141348227 Report

Quoted By: >>141348641

>>141348109
>>mfw $79.95 off catfood
Do they expect you to give them money for that?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:14:37 No.141348237 Report

Quoted By: >>141348846

>Finish uni and begin working in public sector
>Finally able to quit my retail job and work in a professional capacity

Hang in there bros, you'll get out of there some day

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:14:39 No.141348239 Report

Quoted By:

>>141348149
You don't, it's a troll from the beginning days of /sci/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:14:58 No.141348269 Report

Quoted By:

>>141347845
I'm at that rare really lax Walmart.

If home office observed us everyday, we would all be fired and replaced, including the store manager(who is a bro by the way).

>Talking with Shift Manager about home life and stuff
>Mention my mom went on vacation and sent pictures
>She asks to see them
>Take out my cellphone and show them to her
>Have a good conversation about horse riding and moving to Houston

Man, the people I work with are great. I wouldn't want to work at another walmart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:15:00 No.141348272 Report

Quoted By:

>>141348157
did you clap after receiving that tip?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:15:13 No.141348289 Report

Quoted By: >>141348729

>>141347868
you... why ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:15:25 No.141348304 Report

Quoted By:

>>141348149
Math/Chem is where it's at. 500k starting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:15:40 No.141348328 Report

Quoted By:

>>141346703
I've been a night shift manager at CVS for about 3 years. I regularly either let people be a few cents off, or I GIVE them back more change. Say its 9.97, I'll just give them a 10. I don't give a fuck. Plus I have loads of overage money none of us ever report, so we can be short all we want and come out just fine.

I only do it if they're decent customers though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:15:58 No.141348349 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345625
Hey, hey you, fuck off. Work at a grocery store front end ringing people out and bagging shit and the amount of times I hear that in a week is enough for me to want to put a bullet in my face.

In other news customers are always wrong, always. I don't give a fuck what you thought the sign said maam I've been doing this long enough to tell you the exact price of the item you're trying to purchase after I go and do a price check on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:16:10 No.141348363 Report

Quoted By: >>141348646 >>141351742

>Work at lol non-FUCKING GAMESTOP game shop
>pretty cool place, we also sell books, movies, n music
>place is chill as fuck for the most part
>occasional autist, fish-out-of-water mom, or dude-bro because fuck missouri
>one slow 97 degree day
>no one has come in all day
>tired as fuck from the heat
>guy from my Highschool comes in
>he was built like a truck in highschool
>he's in the marines and now he's build like a fucking tank
>always gave me shit cause I wasn't a republican (it was a catholic highschool so everyone was either a stoner or a diehard catholic)
>doesn't recognize me
>suddenly a wild creeper appears
>he's wearing a trenchcoat
>in 95+ degree weather
>await impending flashing and/or comotion
>turns out he had a shotgun under his coat
>Suddenly I'm catholic again
>Just as I'm about to start praying dudebro from highschool bumps into the guy much in the same way the atomic bomb bumped into osaka
>pretty sure the guy is dead
>dudebro recognizes me
>we shoot the shit till the police arrive

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:16:14 No.141348369 Report

Quoted By:

>>141346737
Waterpark bro here...

Fucking people that can't swim.

And Movie theater bro too.. I've seen some shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:16:17 No.141348372 Report

Quoted By: >>141348728

>>141348054
Depends what position you are getting. I like lot because I was out of shape, and now I am actually getting stronger etc. So I kind of look forward to it. But an 8 hour shift can be pretty tiring. Cashier is not that bad from the looks of it, all depends on how chill the head cashiers are (your bosses), and if you are an actual sales associate you will probably be busy 24/7 unless yyou are in millwork

fuck millwork.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:17:03 No.141348441 Report

Quoted By:

What we do in Newfoundland is we usually keep a difference jar where we put our coin change in to get the difference for people who end up being so much short.

Gage001 !485E4GMsM2

Gage001 !485E4GMsM2 Thu 31 May 2012 09:17:03 No.141348442 Report

Quoted By:

>I always jerk off into the mayo jars at the Kroger I work at.

>Old lady always buys my spicy jizz mayo.

>Feeds it to her grandchildren.

>ENJOY.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:17:20 No.141348464 Report

Quoted By:

>>141347432
U buttmad perma/v/irgin?
> MFW reporting people on an ANONYMOUS image board
> MFW you said "ha showed that underage fag whose boss!" As you reached in for a cheeto trying to repress the thoughts of how you hate your life and the fact that your a morbidly obese shut-in whose only friend is 4chan
> MFW

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:17:23 No.141348470 Report

Quoted By:

>>141348054
Big plus. In my interview thought she pretty much said I had the job because I said how important the customer is, no matter what.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:17:28 No.141348480 Report

Quoted By: >>141349069 >>141351862

>>141348063
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZck9lUP0uM&feature=related

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:17:43 No.141348496 Report

Quoted By: >>141348571 >>141349349

>door duty

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:18:42 No.141348571 Report

Quoted By: >>141348670

>>141348496

What are you? 70 years old or something?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:18:43 No.141348572 Report

Quoted By: >>141349526

>>141345373
>>141347707
>>141347809
>"You look bored"
>"MUST BE FREE THEN XD"
>"I'll give you something to do"
>"Fly Buys? Nah I hate flying

FUCK YOU CUNTS, YOU"RE NOT FUNNY, I FUCKING HATE YOU

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:19:24 No.141348641 Report

Quoted By:

>>141348227
Yes. They come in just about every week, but I rarely deal with them, since they only target new cashiers who won't notice. Purses full of mystery coupons. Worst kind of people, since it escalates into a manager ordeal every time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:19:28 No.141348646 Report

Quoted By: >>141350447

>>141348363
>Implying an atomic bomb was ever dropped on Osaka.

Did they teach history in this Catholic school of yours or was it just "God created everything, the end now bend over and grab your ankles it's time for you to serve your lord and master."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:19:41 No.141348662 Report

Quoted By:

>>141348157
Lucky fuck. What did you do for an hour? Also I have noticed usually only minorities give tips, and the occasional woman. My latest tip was from a solid 7/10 white female, which goes against my theory, but I hope it has something to do with my extremly good looks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:19:45 No.141348670 Report

Quoted By:

>>141348571
No, but I've had to fill in for old people and it's the most gruesome experience one could ever undertake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:19:48 No.141348672 Report

Quoted By: >>141349096

Not really retail but...
>work at shitty Italian food place as a server
>one day these three faggots come in with laptop cases, we occasionally get those kinds of people who think we have free wi fi
>I have their table
>after I get them bread and drinks and shit, they get out their laptops
>on one of my rounds, I notice they're all playing league of legends, either it was training or some shit, or they had some 3G card
>soon they're getting really loud and swearing
>it's a crowded as fuck resteraunt, people are complaining
>owner tells me I need to throw them out
>I tell them they have to leave and get a "one second, man"
>after looking at all the other patrons watching, I tell them they gotta leave NOW
>typical complaining and asking for the manager, but they leave
Most terrifying moment of my life, I had no idea such autism existed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:19:54 No.141348681 Report

Quoted By:

The local walmart my town has has had the same old as fuck door greater lady for like 20 years now.

I swear she secretly runs that shit and she knows EVERYTHING about the god damn store. EVERYTHING.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:20:01 No.141348694 Report

Quoted By:

>>141346229
Was it in Virginia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:20:19 No.141348728 Report

Quoted By: >>141348841 >>141349005

>>141348372

Part time sales specialist was the position I was interviewed for. Apparently they make like a dollar more.

So that begs the question, what the fuck is the difference between an associate and specialist? My friend who recommended I apply is an associate but I don't want to ask him as he might be bitter I got interviewed for a position apparently higher than his.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:20:19 No.141348729 Report

Quoted By: >>141349101 >>141349246 >>141349263

>>141348289

Bestbuy is corrupt as fuck, they pretty much train you to rip people off any way you can

>guy comes in wanting to buy a new tv
>400$
>goes to ring it up
>keep a fake version of the site saying it's $500

etc

geek squad is pretty fucking bad too, they scam you hard

>old people bring in nice as fuck comps to be "fixed"
>gtx 480 in there
>swap it out for some shitty card

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:20:46 No.141348762 Report

Quoted By:

>minimum wage employee still trying to jerk off to his employment

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:21:26 No.141348825 Report

Quoted By:

>>141343598

fellow barista bro here, it only sucks when you have the rich snobs. The hipsters are easy to dispel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:21:30 No.141348829 Report

Quoted By: >>141349282

>work in a grocery store as a cashier
>have to serve and be friendly to the lowest, unfriendly scum of humanity
>seriously want to kill some of those customers
>my employment contract ends today, i didn't extend because i want to gtfo of there
>mfw when the fucking store goes to shit now because they can't find anyone else for this shitty job

seriously fuck normalfag humans

JetBoom !./V/AnIME6

JetBoom !./V/AnIME6 Thu 31 May 2012 09:21:38 No.141348840 Report

Quoted By:

Ever go to one of those wholesale depots like Costco, Sam's Club, or BJ's? My mom used to work as one of the people giving out free samples of food. Every time she came home it was like listening to someone give their first-hand experience of hell.

>"I'M HERE FOR LUNCH!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:21:38 No.141348841 Report

Quoted By: >>141349272

>>141348728
Specialist for what department? A specialist is just as it sounds

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:21:40 No.141348846 Report

Quoted By:

>>141348237
>Fail all classes because no ambition
>Pretty sure I'm gonna have to drop out
>Dread telling my parents

I wish I could have all that ambition I had as a kid. Now I just sit around and play vidya.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:21:52 No.141348859 Report

Quoted By:

>go buy some grocery
>it's a catolic holiday where you can't eat red meat
>i bought red meat
>bitch that should be bagging my shit says i'm a sinner and she won't bag my shit
>she's a nigger
>i bag it myself and leave without paying
>manager and security guys run after me
>i stop and turn around before i get tackled
>tell the manager what happened
>he gets mad
>she gets fired
>i get free stuff as an apology

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:21:53 No.141348861 Report

Quoted By:

>>141348763
I'm fucking glad we've got such a tiny proportion of religious nuts in Australia compared to America.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:22:12 No.141348891 Report

Quoted By: >>141349041

>>141341884

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:22:29 No.141348923 Report

Quoted By: >>141349058 >>141349289

>Work on cleaning store
>Customers hide products behind other products just a few feet away from where they're supposed to go

Why?
Why do you hide it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:22:52 No.141348961 Report

Quoted By: >>141349371 >>141350104

>>141347767
Panera guy again, this is REGULAR.

The other day, some old lady was buying a salad, and literally, im not kidding, tied me up for ten minutes. My manager came by towards the end, and we could not get this lady to understand why prices increase in bad economies. We had to give her an economics class until she finally said "whatever, just take the damn money."

It was $9.89.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:22:54 No.141348964 Report

Quoted By: >>141349224 >>141349373

>>141346703

I do, I normally have a pocket full of change because I'm impatient for customers to search for change all day, but I don't work in retail

It's Taco Bell and I also give out free shit everyday and no body gives a fuck. I swear to god, if anybody comes to me and says "Hi Anon" I'll give you tons of free shit[/spoilers]

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:23:19 No.141349000 Report

Quoted By:

>Working at a gas station
>Rich drug dealer tips me $20 for putting air in his tire

I fuckin' love drug dealers, I just hate the people they deal to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:23:21 No.141349005 Report

Quoted By:

>>141348728
I dont know, but my guess is you are going to be extensivly trained in one department, almost like a guru or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:23:42 No.141349041 Report

Quoted By:

>>141348891
How is that ironic? I don't think you understand the meaning of 'irony'. An ironic shitpost would be someone starting an off-topic thread in order to complain about and think of solutions for all the off-topic posting going on. That guy was being satirical of Reddit users.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:23:52 No.141349058 Report

Quoted By: >>141349335

>>141348923
because I might go back there to pick it up later

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:23:54 No.141349060 Report

Quoted By: >>141349307 >>141349496 >>141350004

>have one bro manager
>shifts with him are spent standing around talking about movies
>customer says there's a problem in the bathroom
>we go to investigate
>the wall is covered in shit
>looks like someone deliberately just smeared it all over in an attempt to make some tribal feces painting
>this has happened 3 times
>we've never caught or know who does it
One day me and Jason will catch Shitsquacth

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:23:59 No.141349069 Report

Quoted By:

>>141348480
I can't believe that actually do that.

>mfw as I watched

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:24:18 No.141349096 Report

Quoted By:

>>141348672
Oh yes, the only job worst than retail or fast food

Fucking waiter/waitress

Thank god I'll never do this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:24:19 No.141349101 Report

Quoted By:

>>141348729
>gtx 480 in there
>swap it out for some shitty card

they saved some poor soul from a house fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:24:30 No.141349119 Report

Quoted By: >>141349440

>>141347985

>not getting the best job tearing tickets and steering people in the wrong direction for their movie

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:24:48 No.141349142 Report

Quoted By:

>work one year at McDonald's
>work a month and a half at a car seat factory
>am currently unemployed

Retail >>>>>>>>>> fast food >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> factory

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:25:53 No.141349224 Report

Quoted By: >>141349501

>>141348964
Go to bed Brian

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:26:08 No.141349246 Report

Quoted By: >>141349692 >>141349919 >>141350371

>>141348729
>Go into best buy
>Try to buy headphones
>Rack they're on says they're $49.99
>All the headphones on the rack are the same
>Check the UPC, its the same
>Try to buy them
>lol 159.99
>What the fuck
>Show them its 49.99
>Manager tells me that its just on the wrong rack and that I have to pay the extra $110 if I want them
>Fuck that.

JetBoom !./V/AnIME6

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JetBoom !./V/AnIME6 Thu 31 May 2012 09:26:19 No.141349263 Report

Quoted By: >>141349638

>>141348729

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:26:23 No.141349272 Report

Quoted By:

>>141348841

They didn't say nor did it say on the e-mail I received.

The manager asked what department I'd like to work for, I told him I'm flexible and my knowledge was wide and varied or something to that effect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:26:28 No.141349282 Report

Quoted By:

>>141348829
>contract
...what? Who the fuck signs a contract to be a part time cashier?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:26:33 No.141349289 Report

Quoted By:

>>141348923
>last video game at blockbuster/hollywood video
>Put that bitch behind some shitty fucking movie
>Come back a week later
>It's there
Aw yeah. My childhood. This was back when they kept the games inside the cases rather than behind the counter

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:26:37 No.141349302 Report

Quoted By: >>141349409 >>141350329

>>141347716
>Customer comes up
>30 fucking items
>I ring ONE THING
>"How much do I owe you?"

I RANG UP ONE THING AND I'M NOT EVEN FACING THE SCREEN, YOU WRINKLED OLD FUCK.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:26:42 No.141349307 Report

Quoted By:

>>141349060
I pity the man who has to clean that up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:26:59 No.141349335 Report

Quoted By: >>141349924

>>141349058
But you don't. You never come back.
You just add another minute to returns.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:27:03 No.141349339 Report

Quoted By: >>141349547 >>141349640 >>141351296

>got a job working register
>total comes out to $5.10
>I clearly see a 5 in his hand
>he gives me a dime and a $100

and just today

>Guy buys just a water bottle
>notice hes picking up stuff weird
>he had no hands
>Struggle not to say outloud ">not having hands -2012" and other hand puns

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:27:13 No.141349349 Report

Quoted By:

>>141348496
Fuck I'm the same guy who works at Chuck E. Cheese we have something called Kid Check. Just basically stamp the people and let them in and out.

>one day I'm really bored
>really wanted to do something that day
>just start walking back and forth because my legs are starting to fall asleep
>manager tells me I'm freaking out customers
>start pacing and talking to myself
>customer comes up to me
>are you ok there....anon?
>OH TODAY WILL BE THE DAY TODAY WILL BE THE DAY
>manager tells me to take the rest of day off
>go to beach with a couple of bros instead of making 30 bucks for an 8 hour shift
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:27:15 No.141349354 Report

Quoted By: >>141349595

>>141347809
EVERY. DAY.

Or "You waitin' on some work?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:27:24 No.141349371 Report

Quoted By:

>>141348961
>$10 for a salad
>people buy it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:27:26 No.141349373 Report

Quoted By: >>141349520 >>141349642

>>141348964

I've noticed Taco Bell, and a lot of fast food places, are generally pretty bro-tier. Order a small drink, get a large cup, extra taco because someone misread the order. I went to a Zaxby's and got a free cookie because I said they looked good.

Probably helps that I'm polite and friendly to the cashiers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:27:43 No.141349409 Report

Quoted By:

>>141349302
>start to ring someone up
>they swipe their card before I'm done
>they start poking the screen and staring while I ring up the rest
Fucking retards

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:28:10 No.141349440 Report

Quoted By: >>141349643 >>141349710 >>141349828

>>141349119
>At the movies with friends
>One guy asks for no ice in his drink
>The girl just stands there looking at him
>n-no ice?
>Some other guy has to come and fill it up

I never knew it was so hard to make a drink with no ice

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:28:48 No.141349496 Report

Quoted By:

>>141349060
A friend had that happen at his job once. He's a cashier and he had to clean it. He just said fuck it and threw bleach all over the walls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:28:51 No.141349501 Report

Quoted By:

>>141349224

But, I'm not Brian

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:29:07 No.141349520 Report

Quoted By:

>>141349373
I was on my lunch from a 10 hour shift and the manager of a taco bell flipped her shit because i sat on the counter while the place was fucking empty. I would have left but I had already paid. I filled out that survey though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:29:11 No.141349526 Report

Quoted By:

>>141348572
Alright. I promise not to make these jokes anymore as long as you don't give me that look of disgust when I tell you that you didn't ring up the item I am buying for its special sale price (which was prominently displayed on the display case in goddamn huge letters and numbers so numerous that it would put Bum Tickley to shame) and you have to go look it up just to come back and tell me I'm right. There's no line behind me and I politely pointed out the problem to you.

JetBoom !./V/AnIME6

JetBoom !./V/AnIME6 Thu 31 May 2012 09:29:25 No.141349547 Report

Quoted By: >>141349745

>>141349339
probably just wanted to break the 100.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:29:33 No.141349552 Report

Quoted By:

>Walk into EB to pick up my brothers copy of D3
>The guy's wearing a cosplay outfit, Dressed as John Snow from game of thrones
>He asks my brother if he wants to Pre-order guild wars, He says he just bought Tera and it's pretty fun
>The guy says 'Lets face it, You only play it for the boobs'
>I stop what I'm doing and start staring at him like he's the biggest hipster in existance

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:29:51 No.141349578 Report

Quoted By:

if i was to work in retail i would simply refuse to sell it to her till the kid stopped being a disturbance in my store and then i would tell her

that game is M rated and really niot recommended for a child may i suggest rayman origins instead?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:30:00 No.141349593 Report

Quoted By: >>141349842 >>141350083

From working Games at a Boardwalk, I'd say this is how I see people.

God Tier Friendly:
Asians, Southerns (you know cowboy hats 'n boots 'n shit), those funny black dudes

OK tier:
Families, normal college kids, manchilds, those rich uncles.

Avoid at all cost tier:
Mexican kids, highschool mobs of retarded girls, fat black chicks, Indian families, wiggers, meatheads, white trash.

Everyone else fluctuates too much to be labeled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:30:00 No.141349595 Report

Quoted By: >>141349731 >>141349875

>>141349354
>tfw you went to a home depot job fair that consisted of 500 people trying to get a job
>tfw after 3 interviews I get one of the 30 positions

Good feel. I felt `valuable.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:30:16 No.141349615 Report

Quoted By: >>141349719 >>141349734 >>141351245

>Work at McDonalds
>Mfw fat people literally buy 2-3 different meals then sit down and eat them all

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:30:30 No.141349638 Report

Quoted By: >>141349919 >>141349929

>>141349263
Are you serious? I honestly feel bad for people who get conned into that. I can see some old lady buying a computer for her grandson because it's his 18th birthday and she wanted to get him something really nice. And she thinks that it is a good idea. Shit like that honestly pisses me off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:30:32 No.141349640 Report

Quoted By: >>141349881 >>141350005 >>141350552 >>141351296

>>141349339

That's not so bad. Deal with it.

>have $100 I need to split quick
>walmart is like a cross the street
>WE'RE NOT A BANK SIR
>buy 25 cent piece of gum and pay for it with my $100

Suck it faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:30:34 No.141349642 Report

Quoted By:

>>141349373

if you came to my taco bell and ordered a drink, I woudn't even ring it up.
Almost nobody here would.

It's badass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:30:34 No.141349643 Report

Quoted By:

>>141349440
Female /v/ user

Sage01

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Sage01 Thu 31 May 2012 09:30:54 No.141349674 Report

Quoted By:

>>go to a gamestop to buy Dragon's Dogma
>>I see a 30+ year old mother buying CoD for her 18 year old daughter who was there to tell her which game it was
>>Guy on the counter asks mom why her daughter likes such things, the gal just utters "cuz"
>>While she's giving the guy on the counter cash out of nowhere this 7 year old bursts into the store screaming CALL OF DUTY TIME ARGGGGHHHHH
>>MFW they both turn beet red
>>MFW this kid is so alpha he has his mom and sister buy vidya for him
>>Cashiers face when he asks the girl who her favorite Modern Warfare character was

Oh man, that fucking place, it's fucking magical at times. The mom and sis did buy the game for him and all, but them making such a big fuss over it was uber hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:30:59 No.141349682 Report

Quoted By:

>>141340197
>Black man calling a white man in a low level job "boy"

This fucking made my night.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:31:00 No.141349686 Report

Quoted By: >>141350316 >>141351127 >>141352880

>work at a grocery store
>have very long hair and always a clean, shaved face
>also dress like a faggot (girl jeans etc...)
>people always confuse me for a woman
I love that feel. Some customers even get mad about it but the manager doesn't care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:31:04 No.141349692 Report

Quoted By: >>141350473

>>141349246

>that feel when friends and family give me shit when I refuse to more for pay something that is advertised at a lower price

Why?

Also, before going to the cash register I fucking check that what I'm buying is the same thing as the price tag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:31:11 No.141349704 Report

Quoted By:

>>141343841
What the hell is that made out of? Duct tape?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:31:12 No.141349706 Report

Quoted By:

>be in store the other day
>standin in line, mom and daughter in front of me
>mom: BUT THE TAG SAYS BUY ONE GET ONE
>price clearly marked on other side
>IT WAS FLIPPED TO THIS SIDE THOUGH, THATS SO MISLEADING
>store was busy so manager said fuckit and gave dumbbitch free pair of shoes
>mfw the entire time

idk how you faggots deal with these people

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:31:15 No.141349710 Report

Quoted By: >>141350006

>>141349440
She was probably wondering if she has to charge you more or something because you get more to drink with no ice. Dont be too hard on trainees, they tend to overthink everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:31:19 No.141349719 Report

Quoted By:

>>141349615
I do that and I'm underweight. All my time out of work is spent on my PC. Awesome having a metabolism of the gods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:31:28 No.141349731 Report

Quoted By:

>>141349595
didnt mean to qoute that post.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:31:29 No.141349734 Report

Quoted By:

>>141349615
>your face when you see a fat person with 2-5 happy meals

WHY

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:31:39 No.141349745 Report

Quoted By: >>141351216

>>141349547

not that guy, but It's worse when the person comes during the store opening and does that, only to get mad when I tell them they got to wait because I DONT HAVE CHANGE FOR $100 WHEN THE STORE JUST OPENED, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU BOUGHT ONLY A CANDY BAR!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:32:30 No.141349828 Report

Quoted By:

>>141349440
adorable

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:32:38 No.141349838 Report

Quoted By:

>retail
>some lady buying lawnmower and refridgerator
>bring up the invoice
>$400 dollars, she asks if she doesnt have to pay now
>explain the store credit card wasnt the same as store credit
bring up her card info, she just got approved for $1000 limit credit card
>has no idea how it works
I was trying to explain the 6 months no interes but she kept asking if the 5% discount would be a better option (it wasn't)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:32:41 No.141349842 Report

Quoted By:

>>141349593

I'm the guy who worked at an amusement park, and I could not agree more. Asians are the nicest people I've ever met at my park. They listened to instructions, stayed as a family, and enjoyed every single ride. Japanese tourists are the best people you'll ever meet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:32:45 No.141349848 Report

Quoted By: >>141350621

>>141339559
>>141339389
>Me and friend going to the store after the gym
>As we are going in this begger is outside asking for change
>We tell her when we leave the store
>We give her some change we had to the lady
>Doesn't say a single word, just takes it.
>Get inside car and friend starts it up, hasn't taken off because he got a text
>Turn around and that old bitch pulls out a fucking cellphone out of her pocket
>Tell my friend, we are both pissed off
>two days later we see her again
>Just ignore her after that

Fucking beggers asking for change and yet they have fucking cell phones.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:33:03 No.141349875 Report

Quoted By: >>141350020

>>141349595
>Works at home depot
>feels valuable

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:33:10 No.141349881 Report

Quoted By:

>>141349640
Just dont be upset when i give you 40 fucking singles you prick

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:33:16 No.141349893 Report

Quoted By:

somewhat related.
>selling old crap at a flea market
>lady digs through my dvds, looking for a movie for her young son
>picks up a zombie movie, which features exploding body parts and people getting eaten alive
>her question: "is there nudity?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:33:22 No.141349903 Report

Quoted By:

>>141347718
>>141345314
More businesses need to have those little penny holder things they have at some convenience stores and fast food places
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Take_a_penny,_leave_a_penny

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:33:33 No.141349919 Report

Quoted By:

>>141349246
>>141349638

Yep, it's shit like that non-stop at best buy.

We are trained and told to rip people off as much as we can.

Geek squad is the worst though, they have a method of swapping out your cpu and when you start up your computer you wouldn't notice it's gone because they change the registry.

>people buy new computers
>convince them to purchase a cd that "cleans" all the "junk" from the computer for 60$

It's just bad shit like that all over the place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:33:35 No.141349924 Report

Quoted By:

>>141349335

But I do.

>Albertsons
>Hide an Nintendo Power issue with the Kid Icarus AR cards behind a magazine I suspect no one would buy
>Go back a few days later
>No more Nintendo Power magazines in sight
>Check for the one I stashed
>It's there
>Proceed to self checkout and rip the cards out like an excited 10 year old

Good times.

JetBoom !./V/AnIME6

JetBoom !./V/AnIME6 Thu 31 May 2012 09:33:38 No.141349929 Report

Quoted By: >>141352740

>>141349638
I don't have it but there's a picture of a sign for PS3 installations. They'll hook it up for only $100!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:33:47 No.141349940 Report

Quoted By:

>at work
>see filthy subhuman niggers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:34:31 No.141350002 Report

Quoted By: >>141350098 >>141350176 >>141350226 >>141350335 >>141351462

>Work retail
>kid and parent in line
>kid looks maybe 6-7
>Mom buying him a 360 headset, Live card, and cawwadoodie
>While he screams that she isn't buying him candy
>I've had enough
>jump over the counter
>rip off my suit
>fire a giant fist into the woman, knocking her out through the brick wall
>charge the kid, uppercut him through the ceiling
>they die
>I get paid
>more cash, not sellin' these games
>now ain't that funny?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:34:31 No.141350004 Report

Quoted By: >>141350223 >>141350285

>>141349060
You want horror stories? Have I got one for you.
>Old lady in the farthest isle from bathroom, literally across the fucking store.
>loses her bowels, walks leisurely to the bathroom like it ain't no thang
>While leaving a trail of shit
>When she finally gets to the bathroom the shotgun shitblasts are audible
>clean the trail of shit
>She leaves the bathroom
>Cordon it off to clean the "small trail she likely left inside"
>the bathroom is set up like a horror movie. the stall is in the very back and it's closed
>I creep up to it and open it as a violin screeches in the background
>mfw the toiled is clogged by underwear with a fistfull of shit in it, more shit is smeared on the walls, and there's somehow flecks on the cieling
>and I have to clean it up
>And there's no cleaning tools so I have to do so by hand with only a pair of extremely thin breakable gloves to help me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:34:32 No.141350005 Report

Quoted By: >>141350552

>>141349640
>WE'RE NOT A BANK SIR
At Big W we're more than happy to change money for you, as long as there aren't more important things that need doing. Seriously, it doesn't actually COST anything, and it reflects really well on us to be so helpful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:34:33 No.141350006 Report

Quoted By: >>141350507

>>141349710
this is a matter of simple common sense you sharge what the register tells you to charge plain and simple a drink with ice cup lid and soda costs a restraunt exactly 19 cents and they charge nearly 2 dollars for it anymore

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:34:44 No.141350020 Report

Quoted By: >>141350164

>>141349875
>He's unemployed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:35:25 No.141350083 Report

Quoted By: >>141350602

>>141349593
Funny black guys are definitely best customers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:35:36 No.141350098 Report

Quoted By:

>>141350002
>referencing MadWorld

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:35:37 No.141350102 Report

Quoted By:

>working as a cashier
>everyone hands you a twenty fifty or hundred
>mfw

I know you get twenties out the atm but why I don't have a shitload of change just for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:35:37 No.141350104 Report

Quoted By: >>141350370

>>141348961
my girlfriend works at Panera Bread. I've seen some retarded ass customers in there, good lord.

I work at the Menards in town and holy fuck the people who come in there.

>Hey I need to know about "INSERT HOME IMPROVEMENT PROJECT HERE"
>offer them some advice and show them some products
>WELL THAT ALL SOUNDS LIKE A LOAD OF BULLSHIT! I'M GONNA DO IT MY WAY!
>3 weeks later they come in bitching to the manager and me because they fucked up their entire bathroom because they refused to listen to any advice or do any research into tiling a shower

tough luck faggot, enjoy your fucked up house

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:35:38 No.141350105 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345373
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW8j3x3GzxY

thats you motherfucker!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:36:24 No.141350164 Report

Quoted By: >>141350286

>>141350020
>He's in the friendzone

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:36:31 No.141350176 Report

Quoted By:

>>141350002
>MadWorld

Bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:36:43 No.141350187 Report

Quoted By:

>>141347106
Cards like that at CVS can only be bought with Cash or Cards.

Once, before I was a manager and didn't have to deal with this shit constantly, I had a lady literally blame Obama for not allowing her to use a check to buy a $20 visa card.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:36:46 No.141350192 Report

Quoted By: >>141350386

>that feel when people call you boss when you are only a cashier
...I appreciate it

that feel when they are black

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:37:07 No.141350223 Report

Quoted By:

>>141350004

No bro. That's biohazardous waste. Tell your boss no, and threaten to call OSHA.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:37:09 No.141350226 Report

Quoted By:

>>141350002

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:37:39 No.141350261 Report

Quoted By:

Work at Gamestop as a Third Key. My manager is pretty awesome he let's us watch movies and play games behind the counter. He hires two chicks that are plump but good lookin. They have decent vidya taste and we play L4D online together, all 4 of us. Was able to be a fuck buddie with one of the chicks. Good fucking times were had.

New district manager gets hired and my manager pulls me aside. "Get out while you can, or step down." He then transfered out of the district and a new manager was hired. Since I needed money I stayed as a third key.

2 weeks later the entire staff besides the assistant manager and manager was fired for multiple reasons. Mine was using a PS3 demo display that had SSFIV with customers in the store.

Laugh and walk out. My experience.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:37:40 No.141350262 Report

Quoted By: >>141350335

This board desperately needs more MadWorld fans.

Hell, all of gaming does. Underappreciated as fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:37:55 No.141350285 Report

Quoted By: >>141350975

>>141350004
I've gone through that exact same scenario except replace the shit with period blood

Yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:37:57 No.141350286 Report

Quoted By: >>141350379

>>141350164
Where did you get that from my post

0/10

Would not not rage again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:38:05 No.141350301 Report

Quoted By:

god damn lots of target folk in here.
>work at target
>be food avenue dude/cart attendant
>bringing in carts from parking lot
>find 24 pack of Code Red Mt. Dew and Final Fantasy VII in one of them
All was well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:38:08 No.141350306 Report

Quoted By: >>141350870

the customer is NOT always right.
fuck shitty bosses who expect everyone to stick their nose up customers' asses.
>customer was being a cunt, and i dropped my fake smile
>she tells me if i dont like my job i should leave
>i tell her its "YOU i don't like, not this job
>mfw she tells the manager what I said to her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:38:08 No.141350307 Report

Quoted By: >>141351117 >>141351316

>Work at starbucks
>Get all the drinks I want for free
>Get great tips
>Don't deal with niggers since its out of their price range
>Deal with rich snobs but its not so bad

I love my college job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:38:17 No.141350316 Report

Quoted By:

>>141349686
That's not something I would brag about fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:38:23 No.141350329 Report

Quoted By:

>>141349302
Should have said something like:
>you owe me time to finish ringing this items here. care to pay it now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:38:27 No.141350335 Report

Quoted By:

>>141350262
was meant for >>141350002

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:38:48 No.141350370 Report

Quoted By:

>>141350104
i have never been near tiles and i could tile a shower its not that hard to make an even grid and not leave bubbles

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:38:49 No.141350371 Report

Quoted By: >>141350515

>>141349246

Dude, I bought my computer case at Best Buy on Black Friday and the ad said 79.99, which was actually a good deal, and the dumb bitch rang me up for 140.99.

>I paid it because I'm too beta to say anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:38:54 No.141350379 Report

Quoted By:

>>141350286
The character from big bang theory

learn what you are posting

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:39:01 No.141350386 Report

Quoted By:

>>141350192
EVERYTIME

Only black people call people Boss'

White people say buddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:39:14 No.141350409 Report

Quoted By:

>>141341884
:llllllllllllllllllllllllllll
3/10 for making me reply.
song is fucking The Next Episode you spastic, kill yourself cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:39:25 No.141350428 Report

Quoted By: >>141351016

>9th or 10th grade
>Working in concession stands for one of my high school's basketball games
>Old black man asks me if we have burnt water
>burnt water
What the actual fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:39:37 No.141350447 Report

Quoted By:

>>141348646

Well, fuck you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:39:58 No.141350473 Report

Quoted By:

>>141349692
>when I refuse to more for pay something

Do you have dyslexia, son?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:40:01 No.141350482 Report

Quoted By:

>lady uses a credit card to pay for her shit
>it's with a signature, so I take it to look at it
>looks good, hand it back to her
>fifteen minutes later
>"HE STOLE MY CARD! I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE! HE TOOK IT WHEN I PAID FOR MY THINGS! HE'S GOING TO STEAL MY MONEY!"
>empty my pockets in front of her and let her look around my register because I am beyond 100% confident that stupid fat bitch lost it herself on the way to buying booze
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:40:14 No.141350507 Report

Quoted By: >>141350750

>>141350006
Not the point, its probably her first job and the last thing she wants is to do something even slightly fucking wrong. Please be nice ;_;

Like I said, trainees fucking over think everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:40:17 No.141350515 Report

Quoted By: >>141350783 >>141351729

>>141350371
>I paid because I'm too beta to say anything
Aaaaaand story of my life right here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:40:48 No.141350552 Report

Quoted By:

>>141349640
>>141350005

>live across the street from a credit union
>regularly take the city bus so have to have change on hand most of the time
>go in to get a roll of quarters
>lady behind the counter asks if I have an account there
>mfw

Really? One of the other tellers helped me out, but I was really confused when she asked me that. I'm giving her a $10 bill for $10 in quarters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:41:15 No.141350597 Report

Quoted By: >>141350826 >>141350858

>work in assisted living with mentally ill people
>fucking borderliners getting all riled up after playing any fucking horror game
>I can, under no circumstances, force them to stop playing since that would be highly illegal

Fucking assholes! If you're aware that you're easily scared and have fear issues, why the fuck do you have to play horro games?! I work night shifts, by the way.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:41:16 No.141350602 Report

Quoted By: >>141350809 >>141350914

>>141350083

>Work in a record store up until 2 years ago
>Know lots of different genres pretty well
>Black guy in full pimp garb comes in and asks for something "Funky"
>Show him 3 different bands I think are pretty awesome
>He buys every CD from all three and leaves
>Comes back the next week and asks for more recommendations
>Tells me his name is Brother Chris
>Invites the people from my store to party with him on the weekend

Coolest motherfucker on the planet. I also found out that middle aged black guys usually have god-tier music taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:41:24 No.141350621 Report

Quoted By: >>141350806 >>141351028 >>141353093

>>141349848
I work at a car dealership and when I have to wash the cars at the carwash behind our store I always see the same couple begging for money. They probably ask me for change 3 times a week and change their story up every single time. How the fuck do you guys not remember me? You see me like 15 times a day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:42:39 No.141350730 Report

Quoted By: >>141351363

It's crazy how you guys think Mexicans are the most chill bros in he world. I worked at my parents gas station/deli down in Tennessee and those people are the worst. They would always come in to steal stuff because they think they fucking own the place. And they're rude as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:42:44 No.141350750 Report

Quoted By: >>141350869 >>141351149

>>141350507
then she should have been better trained fire the trainer and replace his worthless slow thinking lazy ass why the fuck m i paying people who cant work?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:43:06 No.141350783 Report

Quoted By:

>>141350515
Feels bad man

I was with my brother, and he was speechless at how beta I became in the presence of a female black chasier

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:43:18 No.141350806 Report

Quoted By:

>>141350621
>>141350621
its crack baby!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:43:19 No.141350809 Report

Quoted By:

>>141350602
I hope you said

>In '87 Huey released this, Fore!, their most accomplished album
Then proceeded to play Hip To Be Square

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:43:32 No.141350826 Report

Quoted By:

>>141350597
>work with mentally ill people

That must be a lot like visiting this website.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:43:57 No.141350854 Report

Quoted By: >>141350935 >>141351185

>Go to wendies
>Would you like to donate a dollar to blah blah charity
>uhhh-That's fine

I guess she misunderstood because she charged me.

Normally I would say something, but it was for charity so I felt like I couldn't. She gave me something to write my name on as a donor that will be hanged up on the wall.

I signed of as "Daily Dose"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:43:59 No.141350858 Report

Quoted By: >>141350982

>>141350597
>under no circumstances

even if they start attacking others?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:44:10 No.141350869 Report

Quoted By:

>>141350750
Most training courses only cover the general basics, as well as any legal requirements. They usually don't teach you shit like "what if they don't want ice?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:44:10 No.141350870 Report

Quoted By: >>141353123

>>141350306
Its your job to kiss ass though, she has a point, if you dont fucking like it quit. It's retail, if you cant handle it, get a factory job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:44:45 No.141350912 Report

Quoted By:

>Shopping for chips and other unhealthy shit for gaymen night
>Debit card isn't working when I know I have money in the bank
>Start walking away when some guy runs up and tells me he'll pay for it and that he just was here returning something so it works out
>Tell me his name is Tom and shakes my hand and leaves

Happened about 2 months ago, still the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me in my life. WHERE EVER YOU ARE THANK YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:44:49 No.141350914 Report

Quoted By: >>141351187

>>141350602
Recommend him this if he ever comes back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRiUUuIYAqc

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:45:05 No.141350935 Report

Quoted By:

>>141350854
>I signed of as "Daily Dose"
pls go

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:45:11 No.141350942 Report

Quoted By:

Manager sends out emails like this every day over using capslock, exclamation points, and question marks.

I get paid minimum wage cashiering at an electronics store, I honestly have no motivation to put in any real work half the time.

Also complaint email
>In today's economic times

Fuck off. I'm sick of hearing that line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:45:31 No.141350975 Report

Quoted By:

>>141350285
You just reminded me of my last few months at Walmart, on maintenance.

Old bro of a janitor telling me the shit I have to do, mentions to never try to compact the little bags in the receptacles in the women's bathroom.

One previous guy got his hand pierced through by an insulin needle, ah tell ya hwhat.

Still, I gave them the gift of tennis-ball-on-a-stick to clean floor scuffs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:45:31 No.141350976 Report

Quoted By:

>>141344024
>implying its not easier to just pirate, import and get cdkeys for like $20

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:45:33 No.141350982 Report

Quoted By:

>>141350858
Well, in that case I could but they're all very peaceful. I call them my sheep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:45:53 No.141351016 Report

Quoted By:

>>141350428
>you remembering something from 9th grade so you can fit in with the big league cashiers on /v/
get out

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:46:03 No.141351028 Report

Quoted By:

>>141350621

That reminds of this homeless kid that hangs out around my work.

My manager told me she saw him eating food out of our dumpster so, everytime I see him come in I "accidently" mess up some other customers food just so I can give it to him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:46:17 No.141351045 Report

Quoted By: >>141351191 >>141351210 >>141351592 >>141351707 >>141351756

>At FUCKING GAMESTOP
>Holding Fallout New Vegas in my hand, waiting in line
>The cashier appears to be a "GAMMURR GRRRRRRLL"
>ohboy.jpg
>She's kinda cute
>Fumble with my game
>"Hello sir, how can I help you?"
>oh god she has a cute voice
>"Um...This."
>Nervously hand over the game
>"You know you can get the Game of the Year edition, right? It's only ten bucks more and you get all the DLC."
>"S-Sure...Yeah."
>"Alright!"
>I buy FONV GOTYE
>"Your change is one penny! Woo hoo, big money!"
>"Y-You too."
>Walk out
;-;

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:47:02 No.141351117 Report

Quoted By:

>>141350307
>out of their price range
>most things are under $5

Wha-what? Poor college fag here and even I don't consider Starbucks to be overpriced.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:47:11 No.141351127 Report

Quoted By:

>>141349686
Well, this is odd. I also work at a grocery store, have long hair and a clean shaven face, and get mistaken for a woman. I don't wear girl jeans; I can't because of the uniform policy. But the uniform is so fucking androgynous, that it's damn near impossible to tell--

But yeah. Fuckin' weird, seeing someone else in a similar position.
>that feel when customers call you ma'am

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:47:28 No.141351149 Report

Quoted By:

>>141350750
fucking cashiers are trained on the fucking spot, Fuck you

Seriously, fuck you. My first day at walmart, i was supposed to be "shadowing" but the person i was shadowing went on break and they pretty much ditched be alone for an hour. And customers were so mean ;_; I just wanted to be home playing video games

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:47:48 No.141351185 Report

Quoted By:

>>141350854

>signing a cancer donation drive as daily dose

pfffthahahaha

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:47:49 No.141351187 Report

Quoted By:

>>141350914

Sorry bro, the store went out of business 2 years ago. Was a shame too, we were the only CD place within 30miles that wasn't a Walmart. I used to get 40% off used games and cds/dvds. Me and my 2 assistant managers would wait for people to sell us back games, and then buy them for 30$. I'm sure the store would still be around if the upper management wasn't so retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:47:52 No.141351191 Report

Quoted By:

>>141351045
ait till you are 25 you get so far beyond giving a shit this never happens again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:48:03 No.141351210 Report

Quoted By:

>>141351045
>"Your change is one penny! Woo hoo, big money!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:48:07 No.141351216 Report

Quoted By:

>>141349745
>Sorry, sir, you're my first customer of the day and I don't have enough money in the machine to give you change. I'll be right back.
>"YOU SHOULD BE PREPARED, LEARN TO DO YOUR JOB."

GOD DAMN IT, YOU OLD FUCK.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:48:09 No.141351218 Report

Quoted By: >>141351561 >>141352004

>You will never be this beta

>eating at Chili's
>order a hamburger with cheese and mayo
>get a hamburger with no cheese and mustard
>eat burger and say nothing about it

>At McDonald's
>If you buy a filet-o-fish meal you can add an extra fish sandwich for $1
>Do this
>Only get one sandwich
>sit down and eat, leave store without saying anything

>at some shitty locally owned sea food restaurant
>order fried shrimp
>tastes like salty milk and coins
>owner walks by and asks if I'm enjoying my food
>smile and say "yes ma'am, it's great."
>have to eat the rest of that awfulshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:48:14 No.141351224 Report

Quoted By: >>141351590 >>141351675 >>141352016

>Work in a computer store.
>its a small store, just me, manager and another guy.
>we sell, build and repair computers.
>manager is a corrupt asshole that pressures us into conning other people when possible.

For example
>Guy buys an OS with Windows installed, charge him full price but install a pirated copy of Windows.
>people who dont know shit about computer come in, we recommend them super-strong CPUs with top of the line GPUs even though fuckers dont play vidya.
>Sells overpriced shitty stuff that break fast.
>says we should use the minimum amount of thermal-conductive material on the CPU. let it overheat so they will come back to fix it.
>sells 2nd hand goods as brand new.
And the cherry on top
>back when 7200RPM HDD were becoming norm, but we had 5400 overstocked. he had us sell as if its 7200 but actually put 5400.

Fellpyre !!w9jVzB3Fq64

Fellpyre !!w9jVzB3Fq64 Thu 31 May 2012 09:48:29 No.141351245 Report

Quoted By:

>>141349615
A friend of mine went to grab around 8 McDoubles for me and some other friend I got.

He returned and stated the irony of a fat guy buying so much food, and none of it was for him.

The guy's been on a diet and had his stomach banded.

There's also the irony I've seen myself, where a really fat fuck buys all this fucking food from McDonald's, then orders a diet coke...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:49:16 No.141351296 Report

Quoted By: >>141352109

>>141349640
>>141349339
>about to lose my job due to economy, along with the currently on-shift manager
>get a week notice
>last day
>last 10 minutes
>stressed and shit about finding a new job, etc
>guy hands me a $100 for a 5hr energy
>douchebag faggot with a shiteating grin just looking to show off
>restrain myself from jumping the counter and beating him senseless
>call manager over
>say I'm low on change and can't break it
>she looks at me, then the douchebag,
>comes back with a giant roll of ones
>calmly open drawer
>take about two minutes to slowly count 96 one dollar bills
>meanwhile guy is yelling about how this is rude and how he's going to report us, etc etc etc
>five minutes later finally finish counting out his change after "accidentally" dropping it several times, with my manager constantly going "Ohhh, suuuure, we're VERY SORRY, siiiir, we're doing what we can, please be paaaatient..."
>he leaves with his nose up in the air walking like he's a goddamn cartoon character
>laugh myself to near asphyxiation afterwards with the manager

Ahh, good times. Glad I don't work retail anymore, still, shit's better than factory work. At least for me, can't do the chemicals, really bad asthma and sheet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:49:29 No.141351316 Report

Quoted By: >>141351574

>>141350307
But Starbucks is fastfood-tier, rich people would actually brew their own coffee with expensive beans and proper machinery. Hell, my dad is nowhere near a "rich snob" and that's what he does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:50:02 No.141351363 Report

Quoted By:

>>141350730
Pretty sure we are referring to older mexicans, not teenagers

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:51:19 No.141351462 Report

Quoted By:

>>141350002
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JULh7inCnbk

You feel like playin' somethin' bro?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:51:43 No.141351504 Report

Quoted By: >>141352547

>be cashier
>accidentally give back a few cents less to the customers
>they start crying and going mad
>they never do it when i accidentally hand them out more money
I'm really not a person who gives a shit about starving children in africa, but jesus christ can't these people at least act to not be spoiled fat westerners?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:52:13 No.141351547 Report

Quoted By:

I'm one of those sample guys at Costco and I wish I could share stories. But greentexting on an iPod is in-fucking-possible

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:52:19 No.141351552 Report

Quoted By:

>work at the same place for two years
>they constantly ask me if I have a cell phone
>after getting another job and last day on the job I tell them I got a cell phone
>give them a random phone number
>leave without giving my two weeks and never come back
>I was supposed to open next day
>I've seen when other employees leave they usually call at least 10 times
>feels good man
>got my paycheck in the mail too

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:52:25 No.141351561 Report

Quoted By:

>>141351218
I've become similar, after working in retail long enough. I don't know -- something about being The Man Behind the Counter has made me a lot more lenient about these kinds of things.

That filet o fish thing was bullshit, though. You should've called them on that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:52:36 No.141351574 Report

Quoted By:

>>141351316
People who buy coffee at places like Starbucks don't want to drink coffee, they want to drink watered-down, milk-deluded caffeine surrogate with artificial flavoring.

Frappuccino, what?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:52:47 No.141351590 Report

Quoted By: >>141352575

>>141351224
You definitely should report the place to the better business bureau. unless you are getting paid well or something. That shit isnt cool.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:52:51 No.141351592 Report

Quoted By:

>>141351045

>y-you too

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:52:56 No.141351595 Report

Quoted By: >>141351957

>>141344762
>work at FUCKING GAMESTOP
>white trash lady and her poor kid walk up with bag of shit ps2 games
>week before Black Friday and store is super busy with all kinds of trade in specials
>the pile of games ends up being worth about $50, I tell her this
>says she wants cash, I tell her that she'll get less dosh because blah blah and it would be closer to $X(mental calculation), she complains but says okay
>change transaction to cash
>trade in bonuses only count for store credit, total comes up as $Y (i forgot about the bonus for the mental calculation because they change every fucking week)
>SUPER BITCH MODE ACTIVATE
>goes crazy saying I am trying to cheat her and lied to her and blah blah, all the while I'm trying to explain and apologize for my mistake
>she demands I redo the entire trade in, I do so even though a massive line has formed
>still comes up as $Y, she complains even more, even manager can't get her to shut up
>still whining about how I "cheated her", she signs for it anyway and takes the money after we give her the number for customer bitching
>BONUS MISSION: kid comes back up 10 minutes later and buys a game with the cash any goddamn way

That was genuinely one of about 5 terribad experiences I had working there. My manager was a bro and all of us working there were huge vidya players. None of us work there anymore because our district manager decided that our low subscription numbers(we didn't harass people about the card) were more important than our store making more pure profit than half the other stores in the district combined and fired us all at the start of this year

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:53:23 No.141351629 Report

Quoted By:

>interviewing for burgerville
>new location, practically hiring anyone
>no call back
>mfw I can't get a fucking burger flipping job

Jesus fuck I must be extremely undesirable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:53:49 No.141351675 Report

Quoted By: >>141352575

>>141351224
is your manager named jeff?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:53:57 No.141351686 Report

Quoted By:

>>141344356
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:54:09 No.141351707 Report

Quoted By:

>>141351045
Why didn't you flash her a quick sight of the condom in your wallet?

JetBoom !./V/AnIME6

JetBoom !./V/AnIME6 Thu 31 May 2012 09:54:28 No.141351729 Report

Quoted By: >>141351894

>>141350515
..people are really this beta?

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:54:36 No.141351742 Report

Quoted By:

>>141348363
>he was built like a truck in highschool
>he's in the marines and now he's build like a fucking tank
I would totally suck his dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:54:48 No.141351756 Report

Quoted By:

>>141351045
did this happen in orlando onii-chan

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:56:05 No.141351854 Report

Quoted By:

>customer says "Have a good weekend"
>I say "You too"
>it's sunday
>our faces

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:56:14 No.141351862 Report

Quoted By: >>141351959

>>141348480
oh god oh man oh i'm going to hell

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:56:45 No.141351894 Report

Quoted By:

>>141351729
Yes
>local wendys
>Every time I eat there something with my order is horribly wrong
>deal with it anyway because beta

Jokes on them though, the owner came to check on the store, apparently everything he ordered was wrong and some undercooked so he shut down the business. That, and the sales were doing terrible since it was right next to the McDonald's

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:56:55 No.141351912 Report

Quoted By: >>141351994 >>141352057 >>141352425

>head cashier asks me once a month if i want to donate a dollar from my paycheck to the homer fund
>keep saying no
I feel like im being guilt tripped into this bullshit

ImperiusRex

ImperiusRex Thu 31 May 2012 09:57:07 No.141351926 Report

Quoted By:

>Dude purchases $3 game.
>Do you have change for a hundred?

So many times, man.

Clay !!gVyJw2/j3ML

Clay !!gVyJw2/j3ML Thu 31 May 2012 09:57:07 No.141351928 Report

Quoted By:

>retail horror stories
>Hobby Lobby isn't mentioned

COME ON FOLKS, STEP IT UP

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:57:30 No.141351957 Report

Quoted By: >>141353815

>>141351595
>those fucking cards

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:57:31 No.141351959 Report

Quoted By:

>>141351862

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:57:57 No.141351994 Report

Quoted By:

>>141351912
Bears pay the bear tax I pay the homer tax

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:58:00 No.141351995 Report

Quoted By: >>141352143 >>141352327 >>141354896

>work at grocery store
>teenage girl with shiny charizard-themed hoodie roaming isles
>gloves to match with claws sewn at fingertips
>tail sewn on back with plush fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:58:02 No.141352000 Report

Quoted By:

Not a customer story but

>that feel when you're one of the best employees
>on top of that manager is a fucking bro
>because of this, I can pretty much get away with murder
>manager get transferred to another store and we get a different one
>he fires me not too long after
>hear from former coworkers that for a while after I left most of the entire store went to complete shit
>a month later get a call asking if I wanted my old job back
>already got hired by a local company as their graphic design artist which was better paying and I work from home most of the time
>that immensely satisfying feel

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:58:06 No.141352004 Report

Quoted By:

>>141351218
That's not really all that beta, unless you don't do it because you're scared to say something. I wouldn't make a big deal about it either because it wouldn't be worth the hassle. It was only a dollar who gives a fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:58:17 No.141352016 Report

Quoted By: >>141352575

>>141351224
I would've quit I wouldn't have been able to handle that amount of niggering, I even consider bestbuy to be niggerish

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:58:29 No.141352029 Report

Quoted By: >>141352241 >>141353159

>work for Domino's
>delivery order
>total comes out to $21
>customer hands me two twenties
STOP USING ME TO BREAK YOUR TWENTIES.
Seriously. You live down the street from a 7-11, the town has multiple McDonald's, and banks are plentiful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:58:53 No.141352057 Report

Quoted By: >>141352191

>>141351912
Damn, did you have that brain washing orientation? All they say is how good of a company Hoe Depot is, and how "We take care of our people" Fuck they reluctantly gave me 3 weeks off to fly to Poland for a funeral once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:59:05 No.141352073 Report

Quoted By:

>>141339218
>Start thread
>Check back
>400+

I LOVE YOU /v/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:59:38 No.141352109 Report

Quoted By: >>141352213 >>141352218

>>141351296

How the fuck didn't he lose his job?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 09:59:50 No.141352126 Report

Quoted By:

>go to some fast food place every now and then
>tell them my order
>get my food
>regular old have a nice day sir shit, tell them to have one too
>leave
>check my food, realize they got it wrong
>turn around
>walk into the place
>calmly and nicely tell them they got my order wrong
>give me the correct order, let me keep the wrong one, and give me some other free stuff
>this happens every time some place gets my order wrong

It pays off to be nice to the guys at the register.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:00:04 No.141352143 Report

Quoted By: >>141352265 >>141352282 >>141352712 >>141352829 >>141352937 >>141353757

>>141351995
Dude fuck you that's adorkable.

Unless it was a furry. Then that's even better.

Teenage furry who's fursona is a fucking Charizard. How can you not want to tap that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:00:28 No.141352181 Report

Quoted By:

tfw someone on /g/ posted how to change the regstey and run bat file to steal someones cpu

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:00:31 No.141352191 Report

Quoted By: >>141352407

>>141352057
They refused to give me 3 days off that i requested 2 months ahead of time for a wedding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:00:51 No.141352213 Report

Quoted By:

>>141352109
Both of them did. Did you even read the post? He said that both of them were going to be fired in the first line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:00:55 No.141352218 Report

Quoted By:

>>141352109
Guy that posted the story here, not sure what you mean. It was mine and the shift leader's last day there, we were done no matter what we did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:01:14 No.141352241 Report

Quoted By:

>>141352029
>grocery store
>guy pays a 0,99cent gum with a fucking 100€ note
why
>it's start of the month
that's hardly an excuse.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:01:14 No.141352242 Report

Quoted By: >>141352345 >>141352351 >>141352432

>Mfw a 400 pound woman spat on me because she only got 3 big macs when she paid for 4
>Mfw our hired security grabbed her by the neck flab and dragged her out
>Mfw we actually have to have hired security at my McDonalds
>Mfw we have had 2 murders and 1 rape in the car park since I started working there 7 months ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:01:28 No.141352265 Report

Quoted By: >>141352312

>>141352143
I'd keep going until she suggests jamming her tail into my ass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:01:29 No.141352267 Report

Quoted By:

>Work in a nice-ish grocery store in an upper-middle class neighborhood
>Everyone is friendly or at the very least neutral, worst thing that ever happens is a price comes up wrong and the manager just gives it to them for free

Also as for old people, the ones I get are always either super friendly and talkative or horrible money grubbers who watch the monitor like a god damned hawk to check for mistakes. It's about 50/50

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:01:39 No.141352282 Report

Quoted By:

>>141352143
Because I don't want to fuck a dragon.
I want to fuck a Gardevoir.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:01:41 No.141352284 Report

Quoted By: >>141352391

>>141345158
holy shit, screencapped for 5 star post

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:01:59 No.141352307 Report

Quoted By:

>Work retail in a clothing store
>Women 20s to 30s shop
>Boners, Boners everywhere

Such is the life of a 19 year old

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:02:05 No.141352310 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345556
This. But at least it wasn't Mexican/Black, I am Mexican and that shit makes me sick to my stomach.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:02:05 No.141352312 Report

Quoted By:

>>141352265
>implying that's not my fetish

Fellpyre !!w9jVzB3Fq64

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Fellpyre !!w9jVzB3Fq64 Thu 31 May 2012 10:02:23 No.141352327 Report

Quoted By: >>141352492

>>141351995
That's fucking adorable.

Why didn't you try having a conversation with her? Too beta?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:02:35 No.141352345 Report

Quoted By:

>>141352242
I literaly was laughing out loud reading that post then I got to the spoiler and stopped laughing. Thats fucked, where do you live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:02:39 No.141352351 Report

Quoted By:

>>141352242
>>141352242

Do you happen to live in Uganda?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:03:10 No.141352391 Report

Quoted By:

>>141352284

Your theme is awful and you should feel awful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:03:21 No.141352407 Report

Quoted By: >>141352514

>>141352191
Dont you have that binder where you can just cross of the days you cant come in. I think you only need to do special paperwork when you are taking weeks off at a time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:03:33 No.141352424 Report

Quoted By:

>be vegan and work in a vegan restaurant.
>Customers are always nice as hell, or just normal
>Never had any problems
>Good looking girls always
>Great tips
>Rarely get the chubby asshole coming in exclaiming how being vegan is unhealthy, no protein etc.

My only bitch is that parking sucks sometimes because it's a small parking lot for lots of stores but still a great job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:03:33 No.141352425 Report

Quoted By:

>>141351912

Shit bro I work head cashier and I never push stupid bullshit on people. I just make sure people go to lunch and break on time and manage the schedule. I usually get flak for not bitching at people all the time. I only yell at the retards who dont call out when they stay home, or cashiers who are just plain stupid.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:03:38 No.141352432 Report

Quoted By:

>>141352242
USA, baby.

Clay !!gVyJw2/j3ML

Clay !!gVyJw2/j3ML Thu 31 May 2012 10:03:40 No.141352434 Report

Quoted By:

>customer comes in to buy picture frames
>she thinks they're on sale
>they're not
>had a coupon but didn't use it. proceeds to bitch at us.
>i offer to bend the rules and let her return the item and repurchase it to apply the coupon
>NO YOU'RE CONFUSING ME. I'M GOING TO CALL CORPORATE
>Ok ma'am, here's their number...

The cashier was talking smack about her and I motioned for her to be quiet when the customer walked in.

I was the one who got in trouble.

Fuck customers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:04:13 No.141352468 Report

Quoted By:

>>141343017

>mfw no ancient golden artifacts

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:04:19 No.141352480 Report

Quoted By:

>>141341696
fun is a buzzword

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:04:34 No.141352491 Report

Quoted By: >>141352561 >>141352650

>work as tech support for one of the biggest ISP
>people bitch all the time about how our internet service its shit and their prior isp was the best
>they bitch because they got 12 mbps download speed but the internet its shit
>in most cases its due to their OS gettin fucked up for browsing shit
>they bitch because their computer its fucked up and they dont understand hows that not the isp fault.
>people actually belive that if you hire a "FAST" internet speed will make your computer work smoother

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:04:35 No.141352492 Report

Quoted By:

>>141352327
>teenage girl
>In America, even smiling at a teenage girl will get you accused of rape or harassment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:04:54 No.141352514 Report

Quoted By: >>141352627

>>141352407
we do have a binder, but at our store its all done through the myapron website. I requested it there and it was denied 2 days later. they accepted a day off for a dentist appointment though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:05:07 No.141352529 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345158
10,000,000/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:05:16 No.141352547 Report

Quoted By: >>141352684 >>141352834

>>141351504
i got a five instead of a one once. i gave it back because i know that they will make the cashier resposible for that shit.

also i am not a fucking dickhole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:05:30 No.141352561 Report

Quoted By: >>141352656

>>141352491
>>141352491

Don't tell me it's Rogers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:05:34 No.141352569 Report

Quoted By: >>141352873

>work at local pastry shop
>Owners are CHIIILLL as fuck
>I am literarly the only employee in the store for entire weekends at a time when they go out of town
>All that trust

One time some random old guy came in and gave me a melon.

I ate it with my family later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:05:39 No.141352575 Report

Quoted By:

>>141351590
the pay was great. plus he gave us worker discounts.

>>141351675
no.

>>141352016
I did quit pretty fast. worked there for 7 months saved my money and off to uni.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:06:25 No.141352627 Report

Quoted By:

>>141352514
Just tell your department supervisor not to schedule you those days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:06:45 No.141352650 Report

Quoted By: >>141353030

>>141352491

>something legit wrong with my internet connection
>have to call my ISP
>get the good ole unplug internet/turn off computer shit for a good hour before they even attempt to listen to me

I know you faggots have to deal with idiots and that works 90% of the time, but god damn. Also it turned out the cable guy fucked up the install somehow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:06:47 No.141352656 Report

Quoted By:

>>141352561
nope.exe

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:07:10 No.141352678 Report

Quoted By:

Shit Richie is so based.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9sMrPEak38&feature=relmfu

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:07:17 No.141352684 Report

Quoted By:

>>141352547

I got a 50 back instead of a 5. I kept it. Bitch was on her cellphone when I got to her, and she kept checking it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:07:37 No.141352708 Report

Quoted By:

>Just start shift as carts
>Someone asks if carts is here yet so I respond
>He tells me there's a code brown in the men's room
>Check it out and someone just took a shit on the ground 3 feet to the side of the toilet.

I figure it was either had to be on purpose, or a really fat guy forgot where his asshole was.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:07:40 No.141352712 Report

Quoted By: >>141352863 >>141353078

>>141352143
>adorkable
>a
>dork
>a
>ble

...I fucking hate this generation.

Sage02

Sage02 Thu 31 May 2012 10:08:03 No.141352735 Report

Quoted By:

>kid comes up to counter with his mother and an m rated game
>"ma'am this game is rated M for Mature by the ESRB for blood and gore, strong and vulgar language, and sexual content. It is meant for people age 17 and +"
>"GREAT SCOTT, M8. PUT THAT GAME BACK IMMEDIATELELY."

The kid looked to be 7 years old.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:08:04 No.141352740 Report

Quoted By: >>141352923

>>141349929
Kind of late but here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:08:09 No.141352752 Report

Quoted By: >>141353206

>getting checked out
>cashier rings my stuff up
>have a casual smalltalk conversation with the cashier
>meanwhile this crabby old lady behind me keeps making "pff" and "tsch" noises while shaking her head
>finally get everything paid for, tell the guy thanks and to take it easy
>woman makes exasperated clucking sound and rolls her head
>turn around
>ask if she's got a problem or something
>she tells me you shouldn't treat people special or thank them just for doing their job
>mfw for several seconds
>finally come out of my "is dis nigga srs?" stupor
>tell her that saying thank you is two fucking words that takes less than a second to say, and just those couple words could be enough to give someone a slightly better day
>shake my head at her as if I was disapproving of a child's actions and tell her she's what's wrong with the world today
>she didn't say another god damn word after that

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people these days?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:08:31 No.141352794 Report

Quoted By: >>141352936 >>141353001 >>141353065

>I will never have a job and make greentext stories about stupid customer
>meanwhile people I know are like "lol I haven't worked at my THIRD job in a while, I should go one day."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:08:55 No.141352829 Report

Quoted By: >>141353005 >>141353078

>>141352143
>adorkable

I used to kick the shit out of fags like you in school. I just wanted you to know that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:08:58 No.141352834 Report

Quoted By:

>>141352547
I dont think they would call out a cashier for just a 5.

I've fucked up way worst than 5 dollars without being talked to. Like forgetting to scan shit like sod, or when I was still new I totally undercharged someone for drywall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:09:14 No.141352851 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345575
Haggling is big in China, too. I went to a supermarket while in Shanghai, and I swear to God, every line was held up by some god damn peasants trying to buy coca-cola for less than it was worth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:09:19 No.141352858 Report

Quoted By:

Okay /v/ I will give you my secret tip for not hating your part time job.

Go work for a mom and pop place. Seriously It does not matter what they do they will treat you like a king. I work at a Chinese food restaurant doing deliveries and helping out with dealing with people who are assholes to our owners because their foreign. They pay so well and just throw free food at you. Slow night? Go read a book or take a nap in your car they will call you when they need you.

I cannot imagine working anywhere else part time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:09:20 No.141352863 Report

Quoted By:

>>141352712
Sorry, I don't say it in real life if that makes you feel better?

I waste too much time on tvtropes.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Adorkable

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:09:26 No.141352873 Report

Quoted By: >>141353085

>>141352569
That was no melon, it was just melon-shaped poison.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:09:34 No.141352880 Report

Quoted By: >>141353368

>>141349686
They get mad at you? Really?

I get complements all the time from bald old men, saying they wish they had hair like me.

I usually don't get called ma'am though, because I have a BEARD like a MAN. It helps that I look like fucking THOR.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:10:05 No.141352920 Report

Quoted By:

>>141343027
>black rimmed glasses with no lenses

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:10:06 No.141352923 Report

Quoted By:

>>141352740
>geek squad
>geek squad, entering my home
>implying hundreds of geek squad employees aren't kidnapped and raped every year this way

Seriously, you guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:10:15 No.141352936 Report

Quoted By:

>>141352794
don't kid yourself, you want to stay NEET and you know it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:10:15 No.141352937 Report

Quoted By: >>141353078

>>141352143
>adorkable

You realize how autistic you sound, right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:10:20 No.141352942 Report

Quoted By: >>141353124 >>141353286

>>141345158
>Implying their school's name would just casually come up in conversation while they were robbing a game store

Story is bullshit, everyone can go home now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:11:10 No.141353001 Report

Quoted By:

>>141352794

Go to bed Komeji.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:11:13 No.141353005 Report

Quoted By: >>141353405

>>141352829
>using words like adorkable terrabad or automagically
>me not kicking the living shit out of you and leaving you puss spewing body in a dumpter

fuck those words

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:11:27 No.141353030 Report

Quoted By: >>141353224

>>141352650
and i belive you, install and repair techs are crooks, they will charge you for eveything..

but guess what? most of the customers think at least on this piece of shit company, that sending a tech will fix everything and keep bitching to get a tech ASAP,

HA jokes on them because they will be charged with the trip charge + the shit the tech will have to fix.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:11:49 No.141353065 Report

Quoted By:

>>141352794

>will never have a job and make greentext stories about it

Disabled, I know that feel. I can never tell if it's a good feel or a bad feel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:11:52 No.141353069 Report

Quoted By: >>141353295

>>141348063
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njp7ZPeUy2w

this cheer never done them but our walmart does have them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:11:59 No.141353078 Report

Quoted By: >>141353213

>>141352712
>>141352829
>>141352937
>samefagging

You havin' fun with yourself, pal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:12:07 No.141353085 Report

Quoted By:

>>141352873
nah it was just a tasty as fuck melon

He came in later and told me what a wonderful job I was doing, but he had only seen me once before and that was at the melon incident, also he never bought anything so he never seen my service.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:12:11 No.141353093 Report

Quoted By:

>>141350621
Yeah, this one guy is pretty known around my old city. He goes to different gas stations asking for money. Same guy different story.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:12:34 No.141353123 Report

Quoted By:

>>141350870
but i loved that job. i don't like cunts though. and really, peopel will come into a store just to fuck with employees, because they know no one will say shit about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:12:37 No.141353124 Report

Quoted By:

>>141352942
>Kids with bikes at best
>must live near since they came without parents
>Small-ish town
>Only one elementary school around

Common sense, man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:12:41 No.141353129 Report

Quoted By:

>work at pizza hut
>taking orders on the phone call
>people on the other line claim to have a coupon for a meal deal for 25$
>take order
>"that'll be 29$"
>"why is it that much? I don't understand, my coupon says its 25$."

JUST SHUT UP AND BUY THE GODDAMN THING, HOLY FUCK!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:13:02 No.141353159 Report

Quoted By:

>>141352029 again
We need something more positive here
>working late one night
>much much later than I was supposed to work
>some guys want 80 wings
>who would do such a thing?
>get to the place
>talking a bit with the guy who answered the door
>voice from somewhere in the house, "want to swim in our pool?"
>well, that caught me off guard
>"Oh yeah, we got a pool. We're very drunk."
>order comes out to a little over $55
>he hands me $70, thinking he handed me $65
>count it out in my hands, that's definitely $70
>"Hey, you want a beer?"
"Nah, I'm working."
>"A shot? A shot and a beer? Drugs? Shrooms?"
>he suggested some other things, I forgot what
"No, but you have handed me $70."
>show him, he notices
>"Oh. Well, for your honesty, you can just keep it."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:13:10 No.141353165 Report

Quoted By:

>>141346332
Considering that I work at a supermarket where every chucklefuck does that whenever I can't scan something right off the bat? Count yourself VERY lucky.

I also can't go a day without hearing some glutton going "I CAME IN HERE TO BUY JUST ONE THING" when they have 200 fucking dollars in groceries. It stings even more when I'm paid peanuts compared to what most customers spend. No wonder I'm thin.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:13:33 No.141353206 Report

Quoted By:

>>141352752
As a dude that works retail, thank you. Those thanks make all the difference when you're having a shitty day,, bro.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:13:38 No.141353210 Report

Quoted By:

>This entire thread.

Goddammit, I need more funny black people in my life.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:13:40 No.141353213 Report

Quoted By: >>141353419

>>141353078
>I feel bad about myself for what I have done, but if I try to make others feel bad, I'll feel better

Trust me, there's not samefag here, but you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:13:41 No.141353214 Report

Quoted By: >>141353552

>work in grocery store full time help me
>budget cuts, budget cuts everywhere
>now finding myself on registers nearly all day
>big fat area manger waddles in and yells at everyone cause no work is done
>point out we can't afford anymore staff and all our staff are on registers
>"NO EXCUSES!"
>she waddles out

Fuck working retail

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:13:47 No.141353224 Report

Quoted By:

>>141353030

I guess I don't have such a shitty provider. They sent someone out next day for free (it was on a Saturday which was extra surprising). And upgraded shit for free for the hassle. Local shit is the way to go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:14:37 No.141353286 Report

Quoted By:

>>141352942
>>141352942
>>141352942
>>141352942
>Hey D'yneal let's steal these muthafuckin games and sell 'em.
>Shit Eadiveh, thats a bomb-ass plan
>Hey D'yneal where the fuck we gon sell these motherfuckas anyway?
>You know Eadiveh, at dat fuckin school we go to.
>Ohh shit D'yneal you know i only show up there about 10 puss-scent of da time, what da hell dat school name anyway?
>Detroit Central Middaschool bitch.

/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:14:43 No.141353295 Report

Quoted By:

>>141353069

that has got to be the most horrifying thing i have ever seen

>tfw you work in a barberton chicken house
>tfw your boss is cool as fuck and never yells at anyone

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:15:29 No.141353368 Report

Quoted By:

>>141352880
>have long hair
>also a beard
>people always call me "ma'am from behind
>turn around
>their face when

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:15:30 No.141353369 Report

Quoted By:

>Work at Starbucks
>Hipsters come in to use wi-fi
>Half of the time they browse reddit
>Never buy coffee
>One particularly bad day, the shop is fucking filled with scen kids and fucking hipsters and lenseless glasses (Lenseless glasses REALLY rustle my fucking jimmies, because I am almost blind and these kids wear them for fashion)
>Call manager, he asks what's the problem
>I show him all the tweens on their Macs, not buying coffee
>He goes over and asks them to leave
>mfw the Starbucks is filled with "The Ballad of the Butthurt"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:15:57 No.141353396 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345092
He has taste

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:16:03 No.141353405 Report

Quoted By: >>141353470

>>141353005
Stop.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:16:09 No.141353419 Report

Quoted By: >>141353591

>>141353213
>thinking I give the slightest bit of a damn what people on the internet think of me
>ESPECIALLY /v/

Doo hoo hoo, you're silly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:16:49 No.141353470 Report

Quoted By: >>141353757

>>141353405
then you stop using annoying as fuck words

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:16:56 No.141353483 Report

Quoted By: >>141353627 >>141353662 >>141353782 >>141355291

>working at a drugstore/Pharmacy
>guy and his girlfriend come in
>buy milk, something else, and cigarettes
>ring everything up
>girl looks at me, squinting
>"About how old are you?"
>pointing
>"I'm ei-"
>"I'm going to say fifteen."
>"I-I'm eighteen."
>"EIGHT-TEEN!? WOOOOW. I would've nev- Wow. You don't even look old enough to drive."
>give that one puppy-dog eyes expression while smiling

She crushed me that day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:17:51 No.141353552 Report

Quoted By:

>>141353214
Oh god, similar story.
>work in a grocery store
>bunch of upper management fucks are coming down from corporate to inspect our store
>the whole week prior, every department manager/store manager/assistant manager is running around with his/her head cut off
>my face when I work in the deli, but this week I get to scrape tape off a counter -- tape that nobody's cared about for months, until today
>my face when we're understaffed every goddamned day this week, because they've OVERSTAFFED us for the big manager dick sucking day, to make the deli look neat and impressive

Fuck grocery stores, man. Fuck 'em.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:18:00 No.141353565 Report

Quoted By: >>141353817 >>141353907 >>141354193

I have a customer story, at the very least.

>Pretty tired, going to Wal-Mart or K-Mart, (forget which) to buy drink mix.
>Get up front, have a dollar extra.
>Cashier asks person in front of me if they'd like to donate a dollar to the Children's Miracle Network.
>They say no.
>Now I'm being checked out.
>"Yeah, and I'd like to donate a dollar to miracles."
>Throw down a dollar and sign my name on the little thing she gives me.
>Walk out of store.
>Realize what I just said.

I say the stupidest shit when I'm tired.

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:18:31 No.141353591 Report

Quoted By: >>141353874

>>141353419
>not caring
>keeps posting

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:18:59 No.141353627 Report

Quoted By: >>141353782 >>141353987

>>141353483
>mfw im 25 and still get this crap
>mfw ill be in my 40s and be mistaken for a 25 year old

hell ya

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:19:33 No.141353662 Report

Quoted By: >>141353812

>>141353483
Dude, trust me, looking younger than you are is a godsend. When you hit 25, you'll realize.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:19:43 No.141353671 Report

Quoted By: >>141353879 >>141354254 >>141354439

>supervisor at goodwill store
>people shit in our dressing rooms and urine is found on the floors in the clothing aisles on a regular basis
>bathroom is vandalized on a regular basis as well
>multiple cashiers can't keep their registers even worth a damn and whenever we get rid of someone the next person we hire is usually worse
>customers, poor and wealthy, constantly whine about our extremely cheap pricing not being cheap enough because we receive the items we sell "for free"
>customers routinely throw fits about not being able to return an item that isn't clothing or electronic when our return policy clearly states that we only return clothing (our store allows returns on electronics since the only testing we can do on most of the electronics is just plugging them in to see if they turn on)
>donors are pricks as well since most of them give us complete shit (sometimes bags of clothing literally soiled with shit)
strangely I don't mind it when comparing to how working at another retail store might be since several coworkers avidly play vidya that isn't Cowadooty and are otherwise intelligent enough to keep up interesting conversations, not to mention manager and assistant manager are pretty cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:20:36 No.141353739 Report

Quoted By:

My fellow retail friends, I pity those of you who have to work in America. We also go by "customer is king" in my country but the people don't take that as a ticket to treat us like shit at the counter.

Fuck that shit, if I ever get to go to the States, I will be the nicest god-damn customer ever.

Also, treat your teachers better, for fuck's sake. It's a shame!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:20:45 No.141353757 Report

Quoted By:

>>141353470
I don't fucking use those words...

>>141352143
This faggot does^

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:21:02 No.141353782 Report

Quoted By: >>141354053

>>141353627
>>141353483
>"are you in training?"
>i've been working in this store since 5 years

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:21:07 No.141353787 Report

Quoted By: >>141354167

>Be loading someones car at closing time
>Lady unlocks her trunk
>Freaks out
>There is a frog in the car
>Two niggers pull up
>They ask what time we close
>Lady tells them there is a frog in her car before I could answer
>The two nigger leave there car running in the middle of the parking lot and get out
>Start going crazy over a frog and that it wont bite
>Say multiple times that he will get it
>Doesnt
>I put a glove on to grab it
>"YOU DONT NEED A GLOVE, HE NO BITE"
>They were frolicing like crazy
>I get it and drop it on the cement
>At this point the niggers were mad at me saying it will get run over
>Runn acrross the lot to put it in a grassy area

2 of the most monkey ass niggers I have ever seen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:21:21 No.141353812 Report

Quoted By: >>141353926

>>141353662
>Mfw I'm 21 and I'm going bald and some of my hair is whitening

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:21:22 No.141353815 Report

Quoted By:

>>141351957
sauce for the GIF?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:21:23 No.141353817 Report

Quoted By:

>>141353565
Dude that's fucking awesome.

You just donated a dollar to motherfucking miracles, man.

Fuck, I'm going to use that line next time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:22:01 No.141353874 Report

Quoted By: >>141354017

>>141353591
Only 'cause I like to see your adorkable responses. :3

*patpats your head* ^^

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:22:03 No.141353879 Report

Quoted By:

>>141353671
I absolutely could NOT stop laughing the entire time I was reading this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:22:23 No.141353907 Report

Quoted By:

>>141353565
Nah bro, I'd probably get a laugh out of it, that wasn't stupid at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:22:36 No.141353926 Report

Quoted By: >>141353972

>>141353812
Stress?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:23:05 No.141353953 Report

Quoted By:

I Work at a Meijer close to Detroit. I Used to do stock but got moved... to LOSS PREVENTION

I've seen
>Kids shit on the floor (Mommy does NOT clean up)
>Kids piss on the floor (Mommy does NOT clean up)
>Kids puke on the floor (Mommy does NOT clean up)
>A 13 year old hide in a child's playhouse to jack-off over pregnancy magazines
>A man with down's syndrome try and get laid with a mannequin
>A 30 year old neckbeard fucking a pinkie pie doll in a changing room (/mlp/ can suck my dick)
>A Few streakers
>After catching a young shoplifter I've been propositioned by many females (and a few males) if I Let them go

But Meijer is the fucking Ta Mahal compared to the Wal-Mart down the street... and if the shoplifter gets violent I Can beat them down... my boss has my back

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:23:16 No.141353962 Report

Quoted By: >>141354073

>Work at Tractor Supply (general redneck necessities)
>Asked to go load some wood into a woman's truck bed if you know what i mean
>She throws me the keys and asks me to bring her truck around
>I fucking hate my job
>Use the unlock button to locate her truck
>Massive F-350 decked out with big tires, a lift kit, and some nice mud
>I love my job
>Bring it around
>Load the wood
>She asks me to come back to her place to unload it
>Store isn't busy, boss gives the okay He was thinking what i was thinking
>Get to her house
>Unload the wood
>Get driven back to work
>She drives off
I hate my job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:23:24 No.141353972 Report

Quoted By:

>>141353926
That and shitty genetics

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:23:33 No.141353987 Report

Quoted By: >>141354128

>>141353627

It dont work that way bro. You'll just have a baby face with wrinkles. I get the same shit. "Omg you look just like Harry Potter". Jesus fuck everyday. I get Jake Gyllenhall a bit too, thats not so bad though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:23:46 No.141353998 Report

Quoted By: >>141354786 >>141355003 >>141355210

>Be 19
>Working retail
>No future ahead of me
>Figure I'll kill myself if I'm 21 and still working retail
>Still no motivation

I hate my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:23:59 No.141354017 Report

Quoted By:

>>141353874
10/10 I got a little upset.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:24:27 No.141354053 Report

Quoted By:

>>141353782
>been working at home depot for 4 months now
>still wear the "in training" because customer are more patient with me when im wearing it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:24:41 No.141354073 Report

Quoted By: >>141354239

>>141353962
Fuck Tractor Supply and its country music playing non-stop.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:25:02 No.141354105 Report

Quoted By: >>141354325 >>141355291

>Get first job
>Have had 2 girls ask for my number apparently a lot others called me cute behind my back
>Female coworkers are trying to get me to hang out and do things with them
>5 of them ask me if I want to move in with all of them
>My fucking pockets when I just want to finish my job and go home and watch anime/play video games
I seriously haven't a fucking clue of what's happening here
I don't know what the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:25:26 No.141354128 Report

Quoted By: >>141354245

>>141353987
then ill shave my head and look like don s davis

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:25:47 No.141354167 Report

Quoted By:

>>141353787
Damn, Those niggas sound like respectable men

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:25:54 No.141354176 Report

Quoted By: >>141354312 >>141354578

Ive posted this story many many times on 4 chan

>work as a cook
>a woman and her daughter walks in
>waitress sits them down and gives them menus
>later the lady asks the waitress
>"is the honey in the honey maple ham made from real honey?
>"i think so, is there a problem with that?"
>"my daughter is a vegetarian and cant eat things made from animal products
>she tells them she will check with me.
>she comes over and asks me if the honey is made from real honey.
>i overheard everything and laugh at her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:26:08 No.141354193 Report

Quoted By: >>141354350

>>141353565

Customer stories?
Shit.

>at Domino's at like 3 in the morning because the one by me is 24/7, or closes at 4, whatever
>kind of really drunk
>order a small cheese pizza
>reach across the counter
>grab the cashier
>and almost whisper
>"And don't bullshit me."
>he just looks at me
>I stare at him for half a second
>then I lean back
>snap my finger
>and shot the cashier twice
>then gave him a wink
>watch as his expression of confusion changed to out loud laughter
>he starts looking around as if this is being recorded
>"Alright ,so that's be.. blah blah blah."

anways, I woke up in the shower with the water turned on and about a third of the pizza, still in the box, under my ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:26:42 No.141354239 Report

Quoted By:

>>141354073
Yeah...i know..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:26:44 No.141354245 Report

Quoted By: >>141354324

>>141354128
but he's dead.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:26:52 No.141354254 Report

Quoted By:

>>141353671
>>141353671

Different place, but kind of the same. Value village.

>have all this shit laying around my parents house
>me and my brother always have to sort through my parents shit and clean it up when it gets to maximum shitholeness
>mother clings to every item she has and never wants to throw anything out
>bins upon bins of shit in my room just stacks on the walls full of my mothers "storage"
>me and my brother get tired of this
>take everything outside and load it up in the backs of our trucks
>take any piece of shit we can find, crappy dell monitors from 2001 to a bunch of towels i use to clean my cum off with
>create a convoy with our trucks and just take them down to value village
>we just loaded it all up into garbage bags, handed it all down to them and got out of their as fast as possible
>the employees faces when they saw all the shit we brought

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:27:42 No.141354312 Report

Quoted By: >>141354627

>>141354176
>she can't eat things made from animal products
>but she's eating ham

Am ... Am I missing something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:27:55 No.141354324 Report

Quoted By:

>>141354245
even better for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:27:55 No.141354325 Report

Quoted By: >>141354419 >>141354517

>>141354105
They asked you to move in with them? Thats fucking weird clingy shit there.

That reminds me of the time this one guy I worked with, I worked with him 3 weeks maybe, and he asked if I want to move in with him because he is looking to move out of his abusive fathers house and needs a roomate to help pay for rent. Our relationship was never the same after that because I realized he was a fucking loner ooutside of the few ppl he works with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:28:13 No.141354350 Report

Quoted By: >>141354440

>>141354193
>Shot the cashier twice
Are kind of really drunk now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:29:16 No.141354419 Report

Quoted By:

>>141354325
honestly i the waitresses at my work asked me to move in with them i would

they are fun as hell to talk to

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:29:29 No.141354439 Report

Quoted By: >>141354516

>>141353671
>people shit in our dressing rooms and urine is found on the floors in the clothing aisles on a regular basis

Why though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:29:30 No.141354440 Report

Quoted By:

>>141354350
fuck, I meant I shot him twice with my finger guns

like Fonzie from Happy Days

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:29:57 No.141354475 Report

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>work at a drug store
>near christmas and all the toys are out
>lady comes in and buys a toy
>tell her we have a sale where she gets a free toy at equal or lesser value
>says she has no need for it
>suggest making a donation to the toys for tots bin we have set up 10 feet away
>she fucking says no
>press a bit because i know the guy personally who runs the local toys for tots and understand how important it is
>she bitches at me and insists i dont ring it up
>ring that motherfucker up anyway without her noticing

some people can be such cunts

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:30:39 No.141354516 Report

Quoted By:

>>141354439
normal normalfag behavior

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:30:41 No.141354517 Report

Quoted By: >>141354724

>>141354325
Housing is expensive and 5 of them had gotten together to rent some place, apparently there was a 6th room and I was at the top of the list to fill it.
I don't fucking know I am not cut out for this kind of social interaction.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:31:03 No.141354549 Report

Quoted By:

>CD shop I work in goes out of business
>Last month we can play whatever music we want. No more shitty monthly DVD with the top 50 shitty pop hits.
>We play experimental jazz, metal, pretty much anything that we can still enjoy while pissing customers off.
>mfw my manager plays the best CD ever the last day all day on repeat

Space Ghost Musical Bar-B-Que

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:31:21 No.141354578 Report

Quoted By:

>>141354176
>Being concerned about the honey on a ham because you're vegetarian
>Instead of the ham itself

wut

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:31:34 No.141354596 Report

Quoted By:

Legit good place to work at?

Menard's. Especially if you work on one near the edge of a city/town, 'cause most people that are in the city that need stuff like that go to Home Depot, so all we get is farm people that know exactly what they want and aren't horribly fucking douchey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:31:58 No.141354627 Report

Quoted By:

>>141354312
Thats the joke

>A jewish lady walks into the restaurant one day
>orders food
>when the plate is being delivered she asks the waitress if the plate has ever been used to serve non kosher food.
>the waitress says she doesnt know
>the jewish lady starts complaining and asks for a manager
>manager comes up
> IM JEWISH AND I CANT EAT OFF PLATES THAT SERVE NON KOSHER FOOD BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
>im sorry mamm we will get you brand new plates
>manager was just gonna tell some one to grab different plates
>she follows him to the back to make sure he opens a brand new box of plates, washes one and use that to serve her her food.

Fucking bitch are we supposed to keep a JEW FRIENDLY plate on hand all the godamn time?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:32:15 No.141354647 Report

Quoted By:

>>141344120
Oh boy that actually sounds fun.
I think I'm gonna put in a resume to my local gamestop now.

Just hide my power level all of the day and have a shit eating grin on me face when other /v/irgins come in and ask them if they wanna preorder Blackcocks really fast so they don't realize I said cocks.

Oh shit, this keeps sounding more fun the more I think about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:33:06 No.141354724 Report

Quoted By:

>>141354517
Oh I misunderstood

I though five people asked you to move into 5 individual places. I wouldnt do that no matter how good looking they are, I cant play vidya when woman are around.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:33:08 No.141354726 Report

Quoted By: >>141354848 >>141354983 >>141355097

NEET scum here, got a few stories anyway

>at burger king
>ordering my burger
>guy walks up to the counter
>"yeah this burger has no tomato. i wanted tomato"
>he's eaten literally 90% of the burger
>cashier is indian
>"NO WE CANT ACCEPT LOOK YOU'VE EATEN MOST OF IT"
>"i wanted tomato"
>"NO SIR YOU CAN'T RETURN BURGER"
>this continues for 2 minutes, with other employees all standing there telling him he can't return the burger
>guy turns to me
>"honestly, these indians man"
>starts hitting on one of the female employees
>i get my burger and leave
>see him in the street later
>ask him if he got a refund
>"nah i went to KFC"

>waiting for bus one day
>hear some yelling
>walk over to where it's coming from
>chinese woman is pissed the fuck off at indian convenience store owner for selling her husband cigarettes
>"WHY U SELL I TOLD YOU BEFORE YOU POISON HUSBAND"
>"YOU ARE CRAZY WOMAN YOU NEED TO TALK TO YOUR HUSBAND NOT ME"
>"ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MONEY"
>"CRAZY WOMAN CUCKOO"
>this continues for literally 15 minutes
>eventually the convenience store owner goes back into his shop, woman is left outside yelling by herself for another 10 minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:34:15 No.141354778 Report

Quoted By: >>141354823

>>141343770
>>141343770
PS2 and Xbox dumbass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:34:21 No.141354786 Report

Quoted By:

>>141353998
Hey man.I'm 23.I've worked in retail a collective four years.Don't concern yourself too much with the actual job.Build your resume.Try something new.Your job isn't guaranteed and you're wasting time, a non-renewable resource,there.In my experience confidence really helps too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:34:50 No.141354823 Report

Quoted By:

>>141354778
=>>141354778
>>141354778
>>141354778
>>141354778
>>141354778

Forgot Windows.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:35:07 No.141354848 Report

Quoted By: >>141354935

>>141354726
i would have been on the ground watching the second one op

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:35:42 No.141354896 Report

Quoted By: >>141354982 >>141355243

>>141351995
>teenage girl with shiny charizard-themed hoodie roaming isles
>gloves to match with claws sewn at fingertips
>tail sewn on back with plush fire
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
WHY DIDN'T YOU TAP IT
THAT JAILBAIT IS TOTALLY WORTH IT
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
MY DICK HAS PUNCHED A HOLE IN THE CEILING
>Go to Google
>Google "Girl Charizard Cosplay"
>See this
Oh.
My imagination is way better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:36:20 No.141354935 Report

Quoted By:

>>141354848
Yeah I was pissed off at myself when I realized later I should've recorded it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:36:57 No.141354982 Report

Quoted By: >>141355452

>>141354896
she ain't got tha gloves nigga keep searchin shit

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:36:58 No.141354983 Report

Quoted By:

>>141354726

>"CRAZY WOMAN CUCKOO"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:37:16 No.141355003 Report

Quoted By:

>>141353998

It's not that bad man. I started as a cashier and moved to book-keeping on weekends. Now I spend about half of my shifts hanging out in the back and listening to music and drawing shit once I finish my work. It can suck some days because I still have to fix broken sales equipment and balance the books, but other days its great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:38:23 No.141355097 Report

Quoted By:

>>141354726
>>141354726
>"CRAZY WOMAN CUCKOO"
10/10 would fucking laugh again

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:39:16 No.141355169 Report

Quoted By:

>Go to a gamestore with girlfriend
>It's full of jocks and wiggers buying the latest Cowadoody
>We spend atleast half an hour mocking everyone going inside
>We search through a basket full of cheap games they want to get rid of quickly
>Find some wonderfull gems
>Add some decent Hack and Slash games because my girlfriend loves playing those
>Take them to the counter
>The blonde emo girl that apperently works in every Gamestop asks me if I shouldn't be buyin the latest Cowadoody
>Girlfriend makes a mockish sound while saying: "Why would I spend 60 euros on a shit game?"
>Everyone in line stares at us while mumbling
>MFW I succesfully trained my girlfriend into master race

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:39:37 No.141355210 Report

Quoted By:

>>141353998
Ask yourself. Do you want a future in retail? It is possible to move up to a full time position within the store.

you are better off killing yourself because retail managers have it worst than part time associates

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:39:52 No.141355228 Report

Quoted By:

>>141345592
>work at a family-owned outdoors store like REI
>place has little shack up near local lake where they rent out kayaks and shit
>take laptop up there, play all day when it isn't busy
>On weekends always tons of Mexicans picnicing
>always come by and chat, sometimes even bring food.
Seriously, friendliest motherfuckers ever.

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:40:14 No.141355243 Report

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>>141354896
could not find any charizards that looked decent but i found this

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:40:54 No.141355291 Report

Quoted By:

>>141354105
I'm this guy (>>141353483).

>get the same "cute" line at work from some female customers
>some decent looking, most not
>one story in particular
>some girl blatantly flirting with me at register
>"We should hang out sometime."
>"Yeah. Your total is ."
>"When do you get off?"
>"When we close."
>"You doin anything tonight?"
>Kind of just stare at her for a second before saying "No."
>"We should do something tonight."
>"It's been a long day."
>"That's why we should hang out! Come to this party in wherever the fuck."
>"I'm really tired."
>"We're just going to chill!"
>"Maybe some other time."
>"When?"
>"Don't know."
>"How about you give me your number, and we'll set a date?"
>pause
>by this time like five people are behind this girl
>look at her
>look at my phone
>two hours from closing
>look at register screen of what she's buying
>sigh
>rip a piece of paper
>give her my number
>"There you go."
>"Awesome! Later!"
>leaves without paying or any of her items

The old lady behind her called her a whore.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:41:59 No.141355352 Report

Quoted By: >>141355390 >>141355429

>>141345793
Man, I'm part Polish, other two thirds are German and Russian, and I always say thank you and tell people to take it easy and have a good one and stuff.

Why does everybody hate the Polish?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:42:35 No.141355390 Report

Quoted By:

>>141355352
poland cannot into space

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:43:04 No.141355429 Report

Quoted By: >>141355483

>>141355352
how are those polish death cmaps treating ya?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:43:29 No.141355452 Report

Quoted By:

>>141354982
This one is passable.
BUT I MUST GO DEEPER INTO GOOGLE IMAGES

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2012 10:43:52 No.141355483 Report

Quoted By:

>>141355429
cmaps?

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