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Real Life Patch Notes

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:30:19 No.143762268 View View Reply Original Report

>Fixed a glitch where players' toes and feet would take massive amounts of damage when walking close to objects, especially in dark areas

>Addressed a complaint regarding some players encountering multicolored graphical artifacts in the sky, especially in regions of high latitude. This was not an intentional feature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:31:44 No.143762437 Report

Quoted By: >>143762623

What about balancing? ;__;

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:32:04 No.143762465 Report

Quoted By:

>Still working on improving NPC AI.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:32:30 No.143762516 Report

Quoted By:

Not patching the horrible PvP systems in job hunts. I hate looking for a booking keeping or coffee making quest only to have some lvl 40 PhD holder snatch it up from me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:33:27 No.143762623 Report

Quoted By: >>143762717 >>143762761

>>143762437
We nerfed white males again

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:34:01 No.143762680 Report

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why don't you do something about the high level players ruining the server economy for lower level players

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:34:20 No.143762717 Report

Quoted By: >>143762915

>>143762623

What the shizzle dude?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:34:45 No.143762761 Report

Quoted By: >>143762846 >>143762915

>>143762623

Again?! Are you fucking serious?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:35:05 No.143762792 Report

Quoted By:

china is laggy as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:35:06 No.143762798 Report

Quoted By: >>143762989

When are the Mars and Moon expansions going to be released?

Solo

Solo Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:35:17 No.143762819 Report

Quoted By:

Too few things to do when at level-cap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:35:32 No.143762846 Report

Quoted By: >>143763118

>>143762761
Fucking casuals

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:35:42 No.143762861 Report

Quoted By:

>Players will now be able to open their eyes while sneezing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:36:02 No.143762895 Report

Quoted By:

Scandinavia OP nerf pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:36:16 No.143762915 Report

Quoted By: >>143763108 >>143763131 >>143763265

>>143762717
>>143762761
Shut up, white males have been overpowered since the European Imperial Patch several hundred years ago. I for one welcome any buffs to the Brown and Asian players.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:36:25 No.143762928 Report

Quoted By: >>143764249 >>143768545

>4 billion years later
>Still no pause button

Fucking, admin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:36:26 No.143762929 Report

Quoted By: >>143763269

Remove mandatory hardcore mode.

Seriously, it fucking SUCKS to level up and immediatly die again because you choose to join the army. Ssrly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:36:32 No.143762937 Report

Quoted By: >>143763019

>We are aware of an issue where African American race is still able to access government politics
>We are investigating the issue

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:36:46 No.143762960 Report

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Hey OP, I specced into the "Loner" talent, but I still feel lonely from time to time, what the fuck?

Also patch metabolism, because I only shit once per day if i'm lucky

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:37:01 No.143762989 Report

Quoted By:

>>143762798
We're working on that. Developement is stalled because of lack of funding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:37:05 No.143762997 Report

Quoted By: >>143769458

We need to patch the options of education on the region USA.

We also need to reduce the ability to get jobs from friend recommendation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:37:18 No.143763019 Report

Quoted By:

>>143762937

Thank you based developer !

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:37:22 No.143763029 Report

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>Fixed an issue where white males mostly between levels 16 and 30 were unable to raise there charisma stat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:38:05 No.143763095 Report

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So, when are you adding new quests?
-flashback-
>me and my friend drinking coffee doing reading sidequests
>reading 5 hours straight
>get an A
>level up, more stamina, and smarter
dem memories..

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:38:14 No.143763108 Report

Quoted By:

>>143762915
>Asians
They still haven't fixed the kekeke Asian rush issue.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:38:18 No.143763118 Report

Quoted By: >>143763486

>>143762846
When are those huge fucking gaping holes in the server going to be filled in, they suck in fucking everything and permanently delete stuff off of the databases. Just because one hasn't popped up close enough to us to affect us yet doesn't mean we shouldn't deal with the problem.

Pic related, fuck these guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:38:22 No.143763131 Report

Quoted By: >>143763321

>>143762915
White males are broken underpowered now and everyone knows it. The only retards who think differently are just looking at the ones that have gear or stats that trickled down from old characters when they were OP.

Wish they'd do a fucking server wipe

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:38:31 No.143763145 Report

Quoted By:

I've heard some people here complaining about the woman's extended priviledges and rights over men patch.
Unfortunately for you there are no plans to change this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:38:54 No.143763173 Report

Quoted By:

Can you change it so you don't need to pay THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS in the USA zone to complete the tutorial?
Seriously, and players won't even consider letting you join their group if you didn't finish it, because the money all comes back to them!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:39:29 No.143763240 Report

Quoted By:

Are we ever going to have a massive zombie pvp event?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:39:43 No.143763265 Report

Quoted By:

>>143762915

>asians
>not massively OP already

their intelligence is high from the start, I still do not know why such an advantage was given to them, although the 1-child limit has done some good, they need to be nerfed further though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:39:45 No.143763269 Report

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>>143762929

Hardcore mode isn't even going to be a big deal soon. They've already started closing the PvP servers in the Middle East, in favor of including more options for players who appreciate the more sophisticated aspects of the gameplay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:39:50 No.143763278 Report

Quoted By: >>143767354

>Buffed feminism
>Increased the spawn rate of "White Knights" by 150%
>White Knights now have a 45% less chance to get the 'Save the Internet Princess' achievement
>Decided to slowly start phasing out the "Video games" minigame.
>Due to this, Video Game quality has decreased by 34%, and will continue to slowly decrease over a period of time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:40:07 No.143763321 Report

Quoted By:

>>143763131
White females are getting to many buffs. I thought this game was supposed to equalize the stats?

GM Satan

GM Satan Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:40:18 No.143763332 Report

Quoted By: >>143763558 >>143766481 >>143767440 >>143768612

Patch Notes June 20 2012 :

Player Faction "Jewish" Have been buffed

Player Race "Blacks" Buffed with +5 sneak and
"Racism Pity" Buff

Player Server "Germany" have been buffed with "just as planned"

Player Server "Syria" Changed to PvP zone

All Quest Lines playing under 50k+ a year have been nerfed

Player Race "White Man" nerfed due to unfair GM buffing

Player Faction "Islam" Buffed +10 to Recruitment and +10 Strength in presence of infidel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:40:22 No.143763343 Report

Quoted By: >>143763585 >>143765640

>make my character based in Int and Wis
>spellcasting slowly nerfed over time and removed from the game in the Age of Enlightenment expansion

Wow, thanks fuckers.

Sure I can max out a lot of professions but in combat I'm FUCKED.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:40:40 No.143763368 Report

Quoted By: >>143763772

I love this thread.

I love you guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:40:54 No.143763392 Report

Quoted By:

>Looking over an issue where certain players (those dubbed "shut-ins" or "NEET" by the general player base) remain in one area for extended periods of time. Be forewarned: this is camping, and will be punished.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:41:56 No.143763486 Report

Quoted By:

>>143763118
Or it already has, but since the time is so dilated we don't even know it yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:42:30 No.143763546 Report

Quoted By:

Can't you fix the bug where you sometimes take damage when you equip a shoe but when you check inside it nothing is in there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:42:33 No.143763557 Report

Quoted By: >>143763689

When will the Middle East stop being a PVP zone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:42:34 No.143763558 Report

Quoted By: >>143763801

>>143763332
Reason for Jewish buff?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:42:47 No.143763585 Report

Quoted By: >>143763850

>>143763343
>>143763343

There's a rumor going around that players interested in spellcasting can access some special prestige classes if they don't engage in a romantic relationship until after level 30. The devs haven't confirmed anything though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:42:48 No.143763587 Report

Quoted By: >>143763917

Someone please fix the African Server. Holy shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:43:45 No.143763689 Report

Quoted By:

>>143763557
We're looking into that. Don't expect a patch any time soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:43:47 No.143763691 Report

Quoted By: >>143763821 >>143763842 >>143763850

Why is the Charisma stat so overpowered?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:43:55 No.143763708 Report

Quoted By:

When are we gonna get merged with another server? I'd love to see some aliens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:44:37 No.143763772 Report

Quoted By:

>>143763368
Meh, these threads always turn into political bickering soon enough.

It's been pretty good so far.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:44:40 No.143763774 Report

Quoted By:

>Mitt Romney's a villain

HERP DERP HERE WE GO AGAIN

What the fuck is with the devs and corrupting old characters to make the big bads? THIS IS THE FIFTIETH FUCKING TIME GUYS ITS TIME TO GET ORIGINAL

GM Satan

GM Satan Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:44:55 No.143763801 Report

Quoted By:

>>143763558
We don't need a reason to improve upon one of our severely nerfed Player Factions

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:45:15 No.143763821 Report

Quoted By:

>>143763691
its not, you are just bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:45:24 No.143763828 Report

Quoted By:

Are nails getting removed already? The clipping minigame is tedious as fuck and they serve no useful purpose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:45:32 No.143763842 Report

Quoted By:

>>143763691
>>143763691

A lot of the game's unskilled players (really, the majority of the playerbase) confuse high Charisma for high Intelligence. This contributes to a lot of societal and economic issues, and the developers have been working on a way to fix it for quite some time now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:45:38 No.143763850 Report

Quoted By:

>>143763585

rumor has it that this is more of a glitch than intention

Although I have yet to meet someone to reach that stage

>>143763691

legacy code that devs don't care to fix, shit sucks, especially because you don't notice until 15 lvls into the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:45:56 No.143763885 Report

Quoted By: >>143764047

>Fixed an exploit where the players could become the opposite gender

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:45:59 No.143763895 Report

Quoted By: >>143763996

Hey guys, I heard that people used their Quantum Physics skill to get a lot of useful data from the servers. They say they're close to understanding the basic code, and might even make their own servers one day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:45:59 No.143763896 Report

Quoted By:

Fix australia please, the monsters there do WAY too much damage and they spawn way too much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:46:08 No.143763917 Report

Quoted By:

>>143763587
>>Someone please fix the DETRIOT Server. Holy shit.

what the fuck, you said a player based economy would WORK?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:46:37 No.143763957 Report

Quoted By:

STUPIDITY IS A FEATURE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:46:53 No.143763985 Report

Quoted By:

http://imgur.com/UQvvo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:47:03 No.143763996 Report

Quoted By: >>143765448

>>143763895
These players will be banned.

Please report them at [email protected]<script type="text/javascript">
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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:47:32 No.143764035 Report

Quoted By: >>143765667

>Real life

Lol, enjoy ur pay2win

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:47:33 No.143764036 Report

Quoted By:

This thread again ?

Stop with the retarded bloom and lens flare and I may be interested more in the actual game more than the mini-games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:47:33 No.143764037 Report

Quoted By: >>143765796

How can one avoid the Guilt status?
It prevents me from treating bad players like shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:47:38 No.143764047 Report

Quoted By:

>>143763885
Dohohoho!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:47:53 No.143764069 Report

Quoted By: >>143765870 >>143766231

Im having a hard time with various food that give you a stomach burn debuff... even HOURS AND HOURS after you ate them making said character wanting to trow up...

Fucking stupid shit ive been struggling with it for YEARS and my character LOVES pizza.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:47:54 No.143764071 Report

Quoted By: >>143764435 >>143764610

Hey I was just playing in the Australia zone and a saw a duck skin on a beaver model. Like, it looked like a duck with beaver animations.

Just a heads up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:48:05 No.143764095 Report

Quoted By:

Gold selling now completely useless in Greece.
Merching your items is no longer an option.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:48:54 No.143764168 Report

Quoted By: >>143764261 >>143764443 >>143767728

>Cooldown on male ejaculation reduced by 15%.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:49:32 No.143764231 Report

Quoted By: >>143764402

So I started up the game and before I could even do anything my race and class were already chosen for me. Now I'm getting blamed for all the shit that happening like this was my decision. What the fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:49:43 No.143764249 Report

Quoted By:

>>143762928

>pausing
>multiplayer

do you even vidya?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:49:48 No.143764259 Report

Quoted By:

Will the Lone Wolf skill tree ever be updated? Can't get anywhere in those long term quests without the perks that the other skill trees have.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:49:49 No.143764261 Report

Quoted By: >>143767728

>>143764168
>Female ejaculation was a bug and has been completely removed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:50:16 No.143764319 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:50:28 No.143764340 Report

Quoted By:

this patchnote should be archived for later reference

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:50:29 No.143764342 Report

Quoted By:

>We are proud to announce that the merger of the Asia-East and EU servers is successfully ongoing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:50:30 No.143764343 Report

Quoted By: >>143766080

When are we going to get a server wipe? All the high-level players are hoarding all the gold and best equipment which lets them win every event and strangle the server economy. This game isn't fun anymore

GM Satan

GM Satan Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:50:33 No.143764353 Report

Quoted By: >>143764756 >>143769360

Patch Notes June 20 2012:

Global Server "Middle East" Going under maintenance all player are asked to transfer to "Global Server West Europe"

Global Server "Africa" Buffed due to Glitch in player faction "blacks" not leveling correctly in Int

Post Patch notes:
Player Server "atlantis" may make a reappearance in the 2012 DLC

New Possible Player Race being added in 2012 DLC along with unique transport options

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:50:44 No.143764375 Report

Quoted By: >>143766165

Any reason why you guys are slowly ratcheting up the height attribute as time goes on?

It's hard to tell it's happening, but when you look at the character models from hundreds of years ago, they were all about a unit shorter.

What's going on with that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:50:55 No.143764402 Report

Quoted By:

>>143764231
See white male debuff mentioned by GM above.

Yes, that's retarded, only scrubs still complain against that. So fuck you GMs for listening to scrubs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:51:16 No.143764435 Report

Quoted By:

>>143764071

I can't stop laughing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:51:20 No.143764443 Report

Quoted By: >>143764704

>>143764168
Kind of a useless buff IMO. Most of the players don't even use it on female characters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:52:16 No.143764534 Report

Quoted By: >>143766212

>Fixed a bug where players could overdose on heroin

>AIDS damage was increased from 10 % to 50% for niggers, 2% to 3% for whites.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:52:19 No.143764542 Report

Quoted By:

The housing situation's terrible. I mean, another player's character died. I sat outside his house, waiting for it to decay once enough time passed without him opening the door. I waited for decades! And it still hasn't decayed!

I mean, I even hear that some houses (larger ones, but still) in Greece from several expansions ago are still standing! Nobody can collect all that awesome shit inside (since taking it before decay is against the rules).

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:52:22 No.143764546 Report

Quoted By:

I get that the totally player run economy is a big point for you guys but fuck man, milk is eight $ and rising.
Yeah yeah, I know you got bitched into removing npc shops during the age of enlightenment expansion on the french test server but it just isn't working anymore!
Just Price man, shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:52:28 No.143764553 Report

Quoted By: >>143764707 >>143764754 >>143764756

I heard a rumor about a world event 21st Dec. 2012.

Are there any details?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:52:56 No.143764610 Report

Quoted By: >>143765942

>>143764071
I heard it was when one of the devs was drunk as fuck and made that. Everyone else thought it was funny and never removed it.

Go figure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:53:46 No.143764704 Report

Quoted By: >>143767869

>>143764443
Not because they don't want to, but because female characters can file a report and get the male character banned for a while and get a share of his gold. The fucking white knight admins buy it every goddamn time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:53:48 No.143764707 Report

Quoted By: >>143764986

>>143764553
Nah, that's a rumor started by a claim made by a dev way back in the day.

He's been fired now. The event's been cancelled since forever ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:53:57 No.143764725 Report

Quoted By:

Another dumb update with no news of that "Long term Oxygen Storage" ability that was supposed to be added to every player server wide in 1.9.6. Nobody can leave the tutorial area.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:54:17 No.143764751 Report

Quoted By:

>Closed the AH in Spain, Greece

>Removed the reddit race due to extreme balancing problems

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:54:19 No.143764754 Report

Quoted By:

>>143764553
Also interested.
I was told the entire game gets wiped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:54:19 No.143764756 Report

Quoted By:

>>143764553
SEE
>>143764353

GREYS CONFIRMED!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:54:20 No.143764759 Report

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When are we going to have a server split? We haven't done one since The Plague event and now there's too many players again. Some of us can't select professions and most guilds are full to bursting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:54:33 No.143764784 Report

Quoted By: >>143764930

I saw a vehicle come down from the sky and land in a field, then characters I had NEVER SEEN BEFORE WALKED OUT!

Are there servers other than this one?

I think one said, "Ni hao."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:54:35 No.143764792 Report

Quoted By:

>>143763975
you're playing the game you dolt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:54:39 No.143764796 Report

Quoted By:

Player server "Egypt" has recently experienced hosting changes. We're looking into this, hoping to change it back within the end of the month.

GAME ON

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:55:17 No.143764852 Report

Quoted By:

I had nothing but grief with this game. I wanted to move from the North America server to the European server and had to wait 8 hours for the transfer to even be initiated. Some of my items were lost, the admins at the server transfer terminal were especially rude and called me a griefer, and after all of that, I had a very long transfer (almost 7+ hours). I complained in an email, but since I'm already subscribed the admins don't care about my situation. Europe server is good, though, even though it is pretty old player-base wise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:55:33 No.143764879 Report

Quoted By: >>143765081 >>143765913

Flying mounts ruined this game.

Way to kill the sense of exploration, devs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:56:12 No.143764930 Report

Quoted By:

>>143764784
Mods are going to ban you for leaking content

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:56:58 No.143764986 Report

Quoted By:

>>143764707

Wasn't that the same guy who threatened to shut down all the servers in 2000. I'm suprised they didn't fire him sooner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:57:03 No.143764994 Report

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>New hardware for the european servers has been added because of mass migrations from Turkey.

>Reduced Quest - rewards for low level jobs.

>New Faction will be added after fixing the current hardware issues (watch out for our announcement

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:57:17 No.143765019 Report

Quoted By: >>143766460

>join 1W Server
>All grindan
>No PvP

>Join 2W Server
>No skill leveling, get killed by gankers before Lvl 20

>Join 3W Server
>Get killed before can even defend yourself

Great Balance, God

GM Satan

GM Satan Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:57:56 No.143765081 Report

Quoted By: >>143765205

>>143764879
Stop telling us how to make our game is our artistically created masterpiece perhaps if so many of you didn't op for the F2P feature we'd have more money to create new explorable areas

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:57:57 No.143765082 Report

Quoted By:

lol I heard about some Caucasian players appearing African American on the client side only, while server side they still look Caucasian. for some reason it wears off around level 20?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:58:04 No.143765092 Report

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>guild membership requires 2000 exp
>only way to get exp is by doing guild quests
>can only do guild quests by being a guild member

When are you going to fix this, admins?

Ex-GM Hades

Ex-GM Hades Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:58:07 No.143765098 Report

Quoted By: >>143765304 >>143765312 >>143765320

You fucking ruined this game, Satan.
Why'd you remove all the PVP and adventure? Now it's just a roleplaying hugbox except a few zones, and combat isn't even fun anymore! You just point at people with the new "firearm" items and they take 80-100 percent damage! The "Sword" item was much better for PVP. God dammit I should have never quit the company.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:58:42 No.143765157 Report

Quoted By:

>Removed the autism sickness

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:58:42 No.143765159 Report

Quoted By:

Why isn't dual wielding shields viable?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:59:09 No.143765205 Report

Quoted By:

>>143765081
Don't mind him, he's just an entitled prick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:59:24 No.143765229 Report

Quoted By: >>143765632

You fags need to fix your dynamic weather code fucking asap

you get winds blowing into themselves until they knock houses down and shit, and you don't give the players who lost shit new shit to compensate.

and don't pass it off as a feature ffs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:59:34 No.143765248 Report

Quoted By: >>143765540

MODS PLEASE FUCKING FIX AFRICA ZONE!

>New players constantly die because of the lack of good areas to grind in
>The mobs are RIDICULOUSLY overpowered compared to the lack of rewards in the area (I mean, killer bees? Seriously?)
>Only a handful of players are in power and manipulate the zone and just grief and pk new players

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 00:59:38 No.143765251 Report

Quoted By:

>Releasing pointless patches
>Not addressing the issue with millions and millions of fake accounts in China.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:00:07 No.143765304 Report

Quoted By:

>>143765098
Hey Hades, any details about your new project?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:00:12 No.143765312 Report

Quoted By:

>>143765098
yeah really. why'd they have to casualize combat to reach a wider audience. we already have enough players as is

GM Satan

GM Satan Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:00:15 No.143765320 Report

Quoted By: >>143765514

>>143765098
Maybe you sould have stayed current then and not stuck in ancient times

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:00:36 No.143765359 Report

Quoted By:

>>143762268
>multicolored graphical artifacts in the sky
Wait, this was a real glitch? I thought they were just making shit up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:00:38 No.143765361 Report

Quoted By:

Why does this game have the same creepy players in taverns as every other game? You know, the ones that just want to cyber? It wouldn't be so bad if this game didn't have olfactory immersion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:01:28 No.143765448 Report

Quoted By:

>>143763996
never, these are the based players we need since you admins are too fucking lazy to do anything yourselves

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:01:33 No.143765458 Report

Quoted By: >>143765660

>fixed a bug where users were able to stretch their colons farther than intended while using fantasy silicone devices

>adjusted attraction age for popular children's horse show to 6-12 (previous settings were as high as 30)

Ex-GM Hades

Ex-GM Hades Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:02:07 No.143765514 Report

Quoted By: >>143766019

>>143765320
Just because the engine updated didn't mean these changes needed to be made, don't fix what isn't broken. PVP is so fucking casual now.
You should have just waited until the laser technology you've been developing was completely coded and implemented that into the old PVP system.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:02:21 No.143765540 Report

Quoted By:

>>143765248
If you think killer bees are bad, try tiger sharks. Hell, try anything that's two animals put together.

Though whale sharks do kick ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:02:33 No.143765561 Report

Quoted By: >>143765750

Anyone running a pre-1.5 patch private server?
Even a 1.9.8 server would be nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:02:47 No.143765579 Report

Quoted By: >>143765838

>Disabled the class child molester due to a bug that got them banned from the server
>Fixed a glitch where the niggerrace were able to mate with the whiterace
>Niggers cock ratio nerfed by 40% whites buffed with 30%
>Fixed a bug where gingers wouldnt have souls

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:03:11 No.143765632 Report

Quoted By: >>143765949

>>143765229

It IS a feature, though, added for heightened realism. We are aware that many players are unhappy about this, but we feel that Tornado, Earthquake and Volcano events still are an essential part of gameplay and add a lot of action to zones who are usually very boring to level in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:03:17 No.143765640 Report

Quoted By: >>143765862

>>143763343
>implying int and wisdom aren't the most important stats since the new world order patch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:03:17 No.143765641 Report

Quoted By:

*Patch 2013 will fix the US Metric System. This was a bug and was never intended.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:03:29 No.143765660 Report

Quoted By:

>>143765458
>That new faction that came out of the second one

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:03:31 No.143765667 Report

Quoted By:

>>143764035
it might be p2w, but it's still the most realistic mmo we have

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:03:52 No.143765696 Report

Quoted By: >>143766036

There used to be new areas to go to like every update, and we haven't had any new content since the 1.800 version and we're already at 2.012, what gives? Only a couple of people even care about 100% completion for DeepOcean and it's been available since the beginning.

They keep promising that entire areas the same size as the existing world are coming but every time there's an update it gets pushed back even more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:04:18 No.143765750 Report

Quoted By:

>>143765561
I wouldn't mind if there was a 1.7.0 patch, I mean, the ships were so much cooler then, now they are just a bunch of metal and creepy older players

Chocolate Milkshake !!5Ccayc6eoLA

Chocolate Milkshake !!5Ccayc6eoLA Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:04:25 No.143765754 Report

Quoted By:

>removed jesus due to being OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:04:31 No.143765768 Report

Quoted By: >>143765940 >>143766274

People still play Babby's First Autism Simulator?

>No fun allowed
>Microtransactions
>Overpowered Police Faction
>Have to use Quick Travel constantly
>Unbalanced as fuck
>Some fucking permavirgins set up their own guild, pretending to be women and demanding all sorts of inane shit
>No one fucking cares, everyone sides with them, even the mods.
>Barely and PVP zones
>Tutorial takes fucking ages
>Have to pay out the ass to play past level 16

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:04:52 No.143765796 Report

Quoted By: >>143766186

>>143764037
go wiki the jaded, cynical, and apathetic buffs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:05:01 No.143765812 Report

Quoted By: >>143766109

Was browsing the update blog and saw where the Muslim and Christian characters are STILL killing each other. Why the fuck did Yahweh ever start that April Fool's joke where he couldn't decide to be called Allah or God? I thought he said it wouldn't affect the actual game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:05:08 No.143765828 Report

Quoted By:

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:05:10 No.143765838 Report

Quoted By:

>>143765579
>Disabled the class child molester due to a bug that got them banned from the server
Yeah, what the fuck is with this? This is recent, too.
Why not just add a prompt like the contract prompts before it happens, and if the kid agrees the risk of getting banned goes away?
Seriously, it's a really fun class to play.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:05:19 No.143765858 Report

Quoted By: >>143766039

Why are high level players randomly kickbanned?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:05:21 No.143765862 Report

Quoted By:

>>143765640
>implying charisma and gold aren't OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:05:26 No.143765870 Report

Quoted By:

>>143764069
look into the antacid items

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:05:51 No.143765912 Report

Quoted By: >>143766038

>that feel when you're doomed to be a level 10 noob for your entire life

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:05:53 No.143765913 Report

Quoted By:

>>143764879
Flying mounts ruined exploration?

Player guilds have launched cartographing bots into space for decades now. Maphacking much? At least nowadays they're sharing that info with everyone even if it's a bit dated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:06:10 No.143765940 Report

Quoted By: >>143766198

>>143765768
I've been told the tutorial never actually ends. Is this true?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:06:11 No.143765942 Report

Quoted By:

>>143764610
>one of the devs was drunk as fuck and made that
so, 99% of the content on the server then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:06:16 No.143765949 Report

Quoted By:

>>143765632
>THE HOLE IS A FEATURE!11!!
You are fucking worse than the biodrones.

GM Satan

GM Satan Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:07:06 No.143766019 Report

Quoted By: >>143766195 >>143766232

>>143765514
We wanted the 5th Dimension audience. Not everyone was happy about it. I for one think it was a genius move. "Laser War Tech" was Archived with "Free Space Exploration" We're focusing on Player Quests right now including "Sport" We want people to play together on a friendly field instead of trying to kill their respective characters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:07:21 No.143766036 Report

Quoted By:

>>143765696
The problem with the Deep Sea raid is that they made it too high level for anything that's come out so far. I mean, hell, even the Space raid has been explored more and that wasn't really released until recently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:07:21 No.143766038 Report

Quoted By:

>>143765912
>level 10
This zone is for level 18+
Get out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:07:23 No.143766039 Report

Quoted By: >>143766252

>>143765858
They only appear to be kickbanned, they're actually being moved into a higher-level zone due to balance issues.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:07:42 No.143766080 Report

Quoted By:

>>143764343
this game was never fun. every level is a grind and there's no endgame

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:08:01 No.143766109 Report

Quoted By:

>>143765812

The designers decided to keep it because it made fraction wars within Middle East (and currently Europe) more dynamic. Rumors also say there's one dev who insists the Divine has to be god, while another one says it has to be called Allah, so you can pretty much blame the entire shit on them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:08:29 No.143766165 Report

Quoted By:

>>143764375
inflation

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:08:37 No.143766183 Report

Quoted By:

God these developers suck.

Making the average IQ only 100 makes this game almost unplayable, seriously!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:08:40 No.143766186 Report

Quoted By: >>143767064

>>143765796
My whole spec is build around giving myself a constant apathetic status.

But since I discovered this don't see a real reason to even play this anymore.
Might quit this soon and try a new build around a more rewarding playstyle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:08:48 No.143766195 Report

Quoted By: >>143766940

>>143766019
But the sports minigames have been around forever, haven't changed much and require high strength stat, which is the most boring stat to level.
The sports minigames are repetitive and boring themselves too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:08:51 No.143766198 Report

Quoted By:

>>143765940
It does, as soon as you leave the starting area.
That's when you spend 90% of the time grinding and playing the stupid fucking "Work" minigame to get your ow gear.
>mfw I found out you can get banned from looting player corpses

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:09:00 No.143766212 Report

Quoted By:

>>143764534
>>Fixed a bug where players could overdose on heroin
fuck year, now i can stop with all these pills

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:09:10 No.143766231 Report

Quoted By:

>>143764069
>Im having a hard time with various food that give you a stomach burn debuff
All joking aside, this may very well be a psychological issue. After I had someone treat my depression my stomach burn went away as well.

Now I can eat all kinds of greasy shit and drink booze without ever getting stomach burns.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:09:10 No.143766232 Report

Quoted By:

>>143766019
>We wanted the 5th dimansion audience
>Working on "sports" which we've had for thousands of years and were perfectly fine
>Not handling the massive PvP issues in Middle East and Africa
Fucking kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:09:13 No.143766235 Report

Quoted By: >>143766391 >>143766515 >>143768271

Real life Patch 1.0.1 released, changes include:

-Fixed cables physics to prevent them tangling for no reason
-Fixed cat's AI to be less anoying to the user
-Fixed bug that increased spawn rate on Asian countries
-Nerfed atomic weapons, they now deal 30% less damage, have a 20% smaller radius and increased fabrication cost
-Fixed bugs in which religions instead of being a pass time became a influential power that crippled technology research and social evolution
-Fixed very light hair colors from reducing intelligence
-Fixed Black skin color from giving 10+ speed, 25+ thieving and 30% increased energy recover with chicken and watermelon
-Fixed potential bug that allowed users from the same sex to unite
-Fixed an exploit that allowed Apple to sell items for higher prices than their values
-Fixed spiders from being able to cast fear aura multiple times effectively increasing the fear they produce to players tenfold
-Fixed earth being the only faction on the universe, multiple factions added on distant areas

>Known issues yet to fix:
-Feminist profession receiving too much gold
-users from the western region beginning the Clapping taunt a much higher rates than intended
-Video game developers reducing their game quality on sequels instead of improving it as intended
-Facebook reducing intelligence by 40%
-Western areas still not using Metric system
-bug were consoles lifespan tripled it's intended value

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:09:21 No.143766252 Report

Quoted By: >>143767560

>>143766039
Fuck you, that's just a rumor. We have no proof WHATSOEVER that those "higher-level players" are real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:09:35 No.143766274 Report

Quoted By:

>>143765768
>Police system
>overpowered
Maybe you should stop being casual babby scum and come play on the Africa server

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:09:51 No.143766304 Report

Quoted By:

>Fixed a bug where resetting your character occasionally allowed you to create a new one on the Persona server

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:10:05 No.143766325 Report

Quoted By: >>143766620 >>143766751

LOL GUYS SO ORIGINAL
I can't believe it. They just HAD to introduce zombies into the game. I know, it's just in Miami, Florida zone, but still. I can see all the 12 years old posting now about how it's gonna lead to the zombie invasion event.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:10:40 No.143766391 Report

Quoted By:

>>143766235
>users from the western region beginning the Clapping taunt a much higher rates than intended

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:11:16 No.143766453 Report

Quoted By:

How in the fuck are you supposed to make money in this game when no one will give you any quests?

And even if I DID meet the rudimentary requirements to do even the most pathetic of run of the mill tutorial quests I need to have done 12 other quests of the same difficulty to accept it. WHAT? Fuck this game.

If I had only joined 30 years ago when quests were easier to come by and you could actually ADVANCE and get better gear and stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:11:19 No.143766460 Report

Quoted By:

>>143765019
>balance
>f2p
come on man

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:11:32 No.143766481 Report

Quoted By:

>>143763332
>Player Server "Syria" Changed to PvP zone
That was fucking beautiful

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:11:56 No.143766515 Report

Quoted By: >>143766675

>>143766235
>Fixed cables physics
>Fixed Apple jewing
>Fixed blondes
THANK YOU BASED DE-

>Buffed black people
>Changed cat AI
>Nerfed Nukes and Religion

Welp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:12:54 No.143766614 Report

Quoted By: >>143766980

So I heard EA is going to buy this game soon. What do you guise think about that?

Personally I'm afraid they might ruin it completely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:12:56 No.143766619 Report

Quoted By:

i'm lvl 12 and what is this

guys how do i improve Hacking skill?

---------------------------------------------------
ANONYMOUS - Guild now accepting players message XxJonathon H. SmithXx if ur interested

GM Satan

GM Satan Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:12:56 No.143766620 Report

Quoted By: >>143766756 >>143766798 >>143769668

>>143766325
Unfortunately the rumored Zombie event isn't real. a glitch appeared tagging the Player Class "Hobo" as Item "food". Cannibalism has been a bannable offense since early 1.9.0.0

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:13:12 No.143766649 Report

Quoted By:

how about you guys remove all the p2w bullshit instead of buffing the jewish and female factions even more?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:13:27 No.143766675 Report

Quoted By:

>>143766515
Black people were nerfed, cat AI is fucked as it is, and Nukes are just stockpiled by the Factions that run the servers, so why bother?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:14:06 No.143766751 Report

Quoted By:

>>143766325
>Zombies

Seriously? That doesn't even belong in this game. Just make a new one or something. At least contain it to a certain area. Fuck, but no, they had to put it in the "retirement" zone with all the level 80's. That doesn't even make sense.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:14:07 No.143766756 Report

Quoted By:

>>143766620

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:14:09 No.143766759 Report

Quoted By: >>143766904

>Fixed a bug where as sun would cause skin cancer
>Aids buffed (Now kills 33% faster and has a 85% chance of respawning)
>Facebook and Twitter removed from the game
>Chinese military force power reduced by 13%
>Enjoyment of video games boosted slightly

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:14:29 No.143766790 Report

Quoted By:

ARCHIVE DIS SHIT LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:14:33 No.143766798 Report

Quoted By: >>143766978 >>143766995 >>143767218

>>143766620
I heard that an in-game item was leaked that caused a debuff that caused the food tag to be attached to players and NPCs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:15:23 No.143766895 Report

Quoted By: >>143767428 >>143767482 >>143767548

This damn Political Correctness patch SUCKS
I swear I'm going to leave the server with some real style if the problems do not get addressed soon. I'm sick of bullshits like this happening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:15:28 No.143766904 Report

Quoted By:

>>143766759
>Nerfed China and fixed sun cancer
>Buffed AIDS

Are these motherfuckers serious?

GM Satan

GM Satan Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:15:44 No.143766940 Report

Quoted By:

>>143766195
The "Sports" minigame is what people want at present. Its the way forward. If you're not happy with you're current character ask for a reroll using "Pray" and you're Player Factions GM will gladly assist. Note all Buffs and Attribute points are removed upon a successful reroll.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:15:48 No.143766952 Report

Quoted By:

>Try to gain an actually interesting quest
>Sorry, you need to complete the tutorial to do this quest!
>Know exactly how to do quest and can demonstrate it, I just happen to not have it logged on my account that I completed the tutorial for it
>Go to complete the tutorial
>Asks for thousands of ingame currency
>Repeatable quest would take a long, long time and many repeats to be able to pay debt from completing the tutorial
>Completing the tutorial wrong can lock you out of certain quests
What the fuck is the point, then? Fuck this I may just go get one of the really grindy unfun quests so I can get minimum gear and be happy with that.

Who's fucking retarded idea was this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:16:03 No.143766972 Report

Quoted By: >>143767140

These threads were never funny and fuck you for bringing them back.

summer truly is the worst time to be on /v/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:16:04 No.143766978 Report

Quoted By:

>>143766798
Don't think it was 'leaked' or anything like that bug just glitched out causing status effects that shouldn't go together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:16:05 No.143766980 Report

Quoted By: >>143767191

>>143766614

>tfw Bioware buys it instead
>it's ToRtanic all over again

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:16:14 No.143766995 Report

Quoted By:

>>143766798
This is just a rumor, no guild has glitched an item that has those powers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:16:58 No.143767064 Report

Quoted By: >>143767660

>>143766186
the thing is, your playstyle doesn't mean shit
what matters are your starting gear, skills, and play area, all of which are Completely Randomized.
it's bullshit, we should be able to have at Least one re-roll

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:17:18 No.143767105 Report

Quoted By: >>143767491

Some players from the X chromosome faction have been exploiting. Fix please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:17:39 No.143767140 Report

Quoted By: >>143767389

>>143766972
You got the autism debuff didn't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:18:04 No.143767191 Report

Quoted By:

>>143766980
>tfw Bioware buys it instead

Everyone is now a flaming homo.
Great job bioware.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:18:20 No.143767218 Report

Quoted By:

>>143766798
>>143766798

There's a lot of items like that. Some of them cause hallucinations of NPCs and monsters, as well as interfering with AI, playing random sounds, and causing players to think that their stats are massively increased.

People have been getting banned for using them recently, too. Even the ones that don't actually cause permanent damage to your character. Why would they put this shit in the game and ban you if you use it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:18:23 No.143767224 Report

Quoted By: >>143768690

Has anyone noticed the radical changes on the PCP item? It adds the "food" tag to random NPCs and players and gives 300% driving speed and attack power. What kind of bullshit is that? Isn't PCP supposed to be BAD for you? Isn't cannablism disallowed in most zones?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:18:29 No.143767237 Report

Quoted By:

hey guys what's your gamertag on this game? mine's xX[MLG]Xx420xn0moneyxNarutowarriorxX[MLG]Xx, add me on XBL

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:19:11 No.143767325 Report

Quoted By: >>143768761

Why isn't shit like this an autoban?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:19:26 No.143767354 Report

Quoted By:

>>143763278

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:19:50 No.143767389 Report

Quoted By: >>143768631

>>143767140
>implying autism is a debuff
>implying it isn't the best way to synthesize a late-game artifact
>implying I'm not in the "Autists United" guild

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:20:12 No.143767428 Report

Quoted By:

>>143766895
I second that, it only affected the higher levels who run the whole damn server, so now we have to deal with what they can't deal with.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:20:19 No.143767440 Report

Quoted By:

>>143763332
>Player Server "Syria" Changed to PvP zone

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:20:29 No.143767457 Report

Quoted By:

>COMPANY RAPIDLY LOSING MONEY DUE TO HUGE SERVER COSTS
>SHUTTING DOWN ALL SERVERS MID-DECEMBER

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST GUYS, I'M 100% SURE ABOUT IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:20:43 No.143767482 Report

Quoted By:

>>143766895
I swear it was in fucking beta when it was released.

GM Satan

GM Satan Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:20:47 No.143767491 Report

Quoted By: >>143767727

>>143767105
Player Faction "Feminism" has gotten a much needed buff due to Global Race "woman" being nerfed from the start of 0.0.0.1

Global race "Man" has been repeatedly warned that using the"sexist chat command" is a banable offence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:21:12 No.143767548 Report

Quoted By:

>>143766895
wait, what about the masturbation exploit for women to orgasm more than once at a time. when will they patch that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:21:19 No.143767560 Report

Quoted By:

>>143766252
don't fall for the admins ploy of adding in the Religion Guilds to try to placate you and your curiosity
a revolution is coming

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:21:23 No.143767570 Report

Quoted By:

How do I join the Illuminati faction? Also, how can I make a non-hardcore character? The whole one life thing kind of sucks especially if I want to do some PvP later on.

And can you please, PLEASE nerf the AH, it's crippling the entire economy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:22:13 No.143767659 Report

Quoted By:

I really think hitler has been banned for long enough now, please unban him

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:22:14 No.143767660 Report

Quoted By: >>143767959 >>143768553

>>143767064
My starting set of gear was actually pretty OK but my skillset was all over the place and completely unbalanced.

I see quite a few ways to play these stats to my advantage but I went with the apathetic buff build too long and my skilltree is now all fucked up.

So many wasted points man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:22:20 No.143767674 Report

Quoted By: >>143767935 >>143768454

>always on-line drm
>no single player
>monthly fees
why do people still play this game?

also, is it true they're shutting down servers in December?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:22:36 No.143767695 Report

Quoted By:

>That fucking feel when your zone suddenly changes into PvP with no warning

Fuck you mods, no really, fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:22:51 No.143767727 Report

Quoted By:

>>143767491
That doesn't make any sense! They are exploiting the system to get a passive boost on media attention, plus with the latest patch, white knights are a lot more and will back them up promptly. Please, look further into the issue.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:22:52 No.143767728 Report

Quoted By:

>>143764168
>>143764261

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:23:12 No.143767762 Report

Quoted By: >>143767979 >>143768067 >>143768147 >>143768849

So, I'm in the UK server.
What the fuck is with the imbalance? I can't go 5 feet without encountering a Sandnigger.
Why the fuck are the GMs letting them spread their fictional "religious" bullshit, while everyone else keeps getting nerfed?

I should have fucking picked Africa for the PVP, or Japan for all the sex mods.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:23:44 No.143767827 Report

Quoted By:

Hey devs!
Explain this!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:23:55 No.143767842 Report

Quoted By:

>Join subclan of the massive Christian clan
>Do all the tutorials 100%
>Only person in the fucking server who did the tutorial
>Admin decides he's gonna send us off to recruit clan members in Africa
>Get paired up with some retarded kid
>Everyone there is a faggot and hasn't done shit for the clan
>The retarded get starts telling straight-up lies to get those niggers to join us
>None of them know shit about the clan or its history
>xX1337_LDS_noscopeXx [admin] has joined the server.
>Sees that we've been teaching them bullshit and is about to ban everyone
>The whole clan says "fuck it" and starts breaking all of the faggot admin's rules
>Curtain call

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:24:16 No.143767869 Report

Quoted By:

>>143764704
>Not because they don't want to, but because female characters can file a report and get the male character banned for a while and get a share of his gold. The fucking white knight admins buy it every goddamn time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:24:47 No.143767935 Report

Quoted By:

>>143767674
.... It's an MMO, and I highly doubt the servers will be shut down, seeing as the player base just passed the 7 bil mark

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:24:52 No.143767948 Report

Quoted By: >>143768258 >>143768484

I can't afford to allocate points on the "social" attribute and I've been stuck in the beta character for a while.

This shit is P2W.

Odin

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Odin Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:24:56 No.143767956 Report

Quoted By: >>143768190

>Still playing on shitty official servers.
>Not playing on Asgard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:24:58 No.143767959 Report

Quoted By: >>143768097 >>143768513

>>143767660
You could try and spec into the Fitness Tree, if it's not too late for you. It doesn't take a lot of effort to get almost all of the tree skills, plus it gives a small boost to Charisma which is always useful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:25:06 No.143767979 Report

Quoted By: >>143768669

>>143767762
>UK server
enjoy wannabe GMs logging all of your conversations

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:25:40 No.143768040 Report

Quoted By: >>143768327

>Global Server USA PvE
>Reached Lv 18
>Game pop up said I have the prerequisite for a new specialization 'Military'
>Spec to military, given new quest 'Basic Military Training'
>Complete the quest
>Suddenly my character got migrated to Global Server Iraq PvP

What the hell man

GM Satan

GM Satan Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:25:58 No.143768067 Report

Quoted By: >>143768240

>>143767762
If you'd read the Patch notes high up in the read you'd read that Global Server "Middle East" is being taken down for maintenance and all Players are currently being asked to transfer to Global Server "West Europe"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:26:17 No.143768097 Report

Quoted By:

>>143767959
yet neither do anything to line my coffins

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:26:45 No.143768147 Report

Quoted By:

>>143767762
The Political Correctness patch fucked up all the ratios for Religion tolerance in the Class A nations, while Class B and Class C were left untouched.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:27:09 No.143768190 Report

Quoted By:

>>143767956
pirates cant into balance

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:27:38 No.143768240 Report

Quoted By: >>143768393 >>143768447 >>143768571

>>143768067
Fuck that shit, send em to the fucking Antarctic server for all I care. if this doesn't get fixed soon, I'm just gonna go play Afterlife: Online.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:27:45 No.143768258 Report

Quoted By:

>>143767948
Watch at this fag who can't into metagame
How's that Basement Dweller build working for you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:27:52 No.143768271 Report

Quoted By:

>>143766235
>-Fixed Black skin color from giving 10+ speed, 25+ thieving and 30% increased energy recover with chicken and watermelon
>-Fixed an exploit that allowed Apple to sell items for higher prices than their values
>-Feminist profession receiving too much gold
>-users from the western region beginning the Clapping taunt a much higher rates than intended
>-Western areas still not using Metric system

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:28:17 No.143768318 Report

Quoted By:

I don't know why you people are expecting dramatic changes.
The main programmer left after His Son was killed. He left his shitty interns in charge and all they do is Fucking take our money.
Real Life is fucking broken, we should all just quit playing and delete our characters.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:28:24 No.143768327 Report

Quoted By:

>>143768040
Ya the US military is a PvP faction bro, most of their quests are raids on other factions

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:28:33 No.143768342 Report

Quoted By: >>143768551

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:29:10 No.143768393 Report

Quoted By: >>143768695

>>143768240
>send em to the fucking Antarctic server for all I care
Because that worked out so fucking well for the Australian servers, eh mayte?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:29:11 No.143768398 Report

Quoted By:

>Billions of years
>Still no offline single player

Also when the hell is WW3, its been 70 years, come on people!

On a side note, I can't get any female companions to join me, is this a bug?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:29:36 No.143768447 Report

Quoted By:

>>143768240

Enjoy your purgatory, sucker.

Or even better, get reincarnation and end up here again. You know RL and AL are published by the same company, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:29:40 No.143768454 Report

Quoted By:

>>143767674
to be honest i wouldn't mind if they shut them down on the 21st.
I rolled a horrible character and i keep asking the admin (or admins) for help but it's like he doesn't even listen.

If they don't shut them down then i'm just gonna quit because this shit sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:29:53 No.143768484 Report

Quoted By:

>>143767948
>stuck in beta class
>thinks game is pay 2 win
well duh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:30:08 No.143768513 Report

Quoted By: >>143768894

>>143767959
Already doing that for some time now and it's not bad. If it wasn't for this bullshit that you have to actually SPEND MORE points to remove the apathetic trait because it interferes with so many skills in the fitness tree.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:30:21 No.143768545 Report

Quoted By:

>>143762928
>pausing in multiplayer
you're stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:30:26 No.143768551 Report

Quoted By:

>>143768342
OP, can we have a INT check on Massive Online Medias?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:30:29 No.143768553 Report

Quoted By: >>143768675

>>143767660
>skillset was all over the place and completely unbalanced.
i know that feel
i started with a massive buff to INT, but was in turn forced to do the Level 20 quests at Level 15. It backfired, of course, and now i'm at lvl23, but with all the gear and stats of a lvl18.
i have no idea what to do with my skillsets, and i don't want to have to just grind low level quests until i real the endgame.
mfw this is all true to real life

GM Satan

GM Satan Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:30:37 No.143768571 Report

Quoted By: >>143769061

>>143768240
I will use this opportunity to announce that we're currently in talks to acquire Afterlife : Online and add it as an Official DLC. Players will be of course asked to pay for the new feature.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:31:00 No.143768612 Report

Quoted By:

>>143763332
>Player Faction "Islam" Buffed +10 to Recruitment and +10 Strength in presence of infidel
>Player Faction "Islam" Buffed +10 to Recruitment and +10 Strength in presence of infidel
>Player Faction "Islam" Buffed +10 to Recruitment and +10 Strength in presence of infidel
>Player Faction "Islam" Buffed +10 to Recruitment and +10 Strength in presence of infidel
>Player Faction "Islam" Buffed +10 to Recruitment and +10 Strength in presence of infidel
>Player Faction "Islam" Buffed +10 to Recruitment and +10 Strength in presence of infidel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:31:08 No.143768623 Report

Quoted By:

>still didn't fix the graphic error of seeing black dots flying around on bright days
>still hear random noises when lying in bed that never occur normally
>stepping on Lego still causes immense damage
>chinese food diarrhea bug still present

Devs get your shit together

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:31:12 No.143768631 Report

Quoted By: >>143769016

>>143767389
>a late-game artifact
which is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:31:34 No.143768669 Report

Quoted By:

>>143767979
There are tons of different tools out right now to circumvent this and they're still not a bannable offense so use them.

Might change though in future updates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:31:44 No.143768675 Report

Quoted By: >>143769216

>>143768553
>spoiler
way to ruin the joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:31:54 No.143768690 Report

Quoted By:

>>143767224
learn your drugs kiddo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:31:59 No.143768692 Report

Quoted By:

>Fixed exploit where the Vegan class were able to increase protein levels
>Fixed Class "Game Developer" from making DLC before their game is released
>Nerfed EA stock

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:32:02 No.143768695 Report

Quoted By:

>>143768393
At least you faggots actually have some decent mobs over there, we can't even have weapons.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:32:02 No.143768696 Report

Quoted By: >>143768861

>decide to role White Male because, hey, might be cool
>everyone else gets perks and rewards when entering career and college levels
>players griefing me for earlier players' misconduct
>put all my points into [creativity] and it's fucking useless without other skills

This game blows. The only things that keeps me coming back are the hope that I'll get some more skill points to allocate, and the "video games" minigame (that shit's fun as hell).

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:32:04 No.143768703 Report

Quoted By: >>143768854 >>143768932 >>143769105

Why did you guys ban player Jesus? Will he ever make another appearance?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:32:36 No.143768758 Report

Quoted By:

Holy shit, they need to fucking fix the respawn bug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:32:37 No.143768761 Report

Quoted By:

>>143767325
the devs find it funny that it annoys the players with the OCD debuff

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:33:23 No.143768849 Report

Quoted By:

>>143767762
Maybe you shouldn't have joined a Guild that conquered like half the servers in the world then, idiot. Of course you're gonna get more races rolling on your server if you take over other ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:33:24 No.143768854 Report

Quoted By:

>>143768703
protip:
Jesus rerolled under a new account and is still actively playing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:33:27 No.143768861 Report

Quoted By:

>>143768696
>video games minigame
>fun
Jesus man, what's wrong with you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:33:47 No.143768894 Report

Quoted By:

>>143768513
You can keep the Apathetic Trait if you pick the Drunkard one, if you can deal with the malus. Since patch 2.0.0.9, the Apathetic plus Drunkard traits gives a passive bonus to Sex Appeal.

GM Jesus

GM Jesus Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:33:54 No.143768909 Report

Quoted By: >>143769130 >>143769195 >>143769408 >>143769504 >>143770040

Jesus here. That's pronounced "hay-seus" for all you newbies. Here are some planned additions for when I finally return to the GM team.

>Higher level cap, up to 999
>Worldwide PvP and Survival focus
>Return of Spellcasting and magical items
>Return of mythical creatures
>Natural disasters increase in likelihood by 500%
>Jerusalem is now a new type of PvP zone, "King of the Hill"
>Military and Religious players may now choose to join the holy army in the fight against darkness.
>Military and Occultist players may now join the dark army of the beast in the fight against good.
>Many increases in the number of heads of certain animals such as lions.
>Players may tame mythical beasts.
>Space travel is now out of beta and open to all.
>All gender rebalances set to original (0.0.0.1) stats on Earth.
>Player-made factions may colonize distant worlds and even fight or join NPC factions from other planets.
>Jews phased out as a class

And much, much more. I can't tell you all the details yet; the patch will be here soon. Don't fret about the day or the hour, I shall return!

Oh, and one more thing.

The widely acclaimed "Half-Life 2" minigame is getting a sequel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:34:05 No.143768932 Report

Quoted By:

>>143768703

<Jehovas Witnesses> guild said that he would be back around build 1940. They may or may not have been right, but I don't think he's here right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:34:52 No.143769016 Report

Quoted By:

>>143768631
they all quit before they can get it because the gameplay is a pain

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:35:13 No.143769059 Report

Quoted By:

>Fixed a bug where Middle Eastern female with 'Islamic Religion' perks not receiving enough damage from stones after they break 'Islamic Religion' rules

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:35:16 No.143769061 Report

Quoted By:

>>143768571
Wouldn't mind paying if it delivers some actual content that doesn't get boring after a short time because lategame is as we all know not that great right now.

GM Satan

GM Satan Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:35:38 No.143769105 Report

Quoted By:

>>143768703
Many players were feeling that GM Jesus was getting redundant. He has since been put to work elsewhere within our structure.

Also he was getting blatant favortism from GM God

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:35:50 No.143769127 Report

Quoted By:

>>Addressed a complaint regarding some players encountering multicolored graphical artifacts in the sky, especially in regions of high latitude. This was not an intentional feature.

Yes it was, you implimented it after that hilarious 3rd patch where you flooded the entire gamespace which shutdown pretty much everybody's account. You put this weird technicolor thing in the sky in order to convince new people to join up and that you wouldn't pull that sort of shit again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:35:52 No.143769130 Report

Quoted By:

>>143768909
>Jerusalem is now a new type of PvP zone, "King of the Hill"

>Jerusalem is now a new type of PvP zone, "King of the Hill"

>Jerusalem is now a new type of PvP zone, "King of the Hill"

>Jerusalem is now a new type of PvP zone, "King of the Hill"

>Jerusalem is now a new type of PvP zone, "King of the Hill"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:36:25 No.143769183 Report

Quoted By: >>143769435

are they going to do anything about the bath salt glitch?
my friend Rudy didn't know what he was doing and it seems pretty harsh to perma-ban him

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:36:29 No.143769192 Report

Quoted By:

I'd like to request a patch for the character becoming unusable forever by about level 90. It's not like I'm not paying my fees or anything. I get that we need to free up server space for the new players, but why isn't there a reward for playing all the way to the end?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:36:31 No.143769195 Report

Quoted By:

>>143768909
>all of that shit

Yea, maybe like fifty years from now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:36:34 No.143769202 Report

Quoted By:

>investing in charm to get a companion
Why not just level up your vidya skill, faggots?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:36:43 No.143769216 Report

Quoted By:

>>143768675
RL is the name of the game faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:36:45 No.143769220 Report

Quoted By: >>143769330 >>143769483

Why is it PVE FAGGOTS TRY TO FORCE THEIR GAMEPLAY STYLE ON EVERYBODY?

Some of us WANT PvP, fucking PvE is boring as shit. Already closed the Iraqi Gulch and now you're wanting to take away Afghanistan Basin too?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:37:02 No.143769243 Report

Quoted By: >>143769360 >>143769434

>mfw they STILL haven't released the First Encounter Expansion Pack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:37:33 No.143769297 Report

Quoted By: >>143769736

Is God still the lead developer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:37:47 No.143769319 Report

Quoted By: >>143769450

Devs please fix the "naked" bug.
It's where you allocate your skill points to where you specialize in wearing no equipment and interacting with other equipment-less players. These abusers are making way too much money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:37:53 No.143769330 Report

Quoted By:

>>143769220
Probably because the hardcore ruleset is enforced on all servers.

GM Satan

GM Satan Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:38:09 No.143769360 Report

Quoted By:

>>143769243
Please See
>>143764353

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:38:16 No.143769372 Report

Quoted By:

>african fertility and libido decreased by 30%
>asian fertility decreased by 30%, japanese class are excluded.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:38:35 No.143769408 Report

Quoted By:

>>143768909
HURRY THE FUCK UP BEFORE I REACH MY CHARACTER'S LEVEL CAP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:38:53 No.143769434 Report

Quoted By:

>>143769243
>Get a load of this guy
Everybody know it was released as limited edition for those with the higher Social position/Level ratio

GM Jesus

GM Jesus Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:38:55 No.143769435 Report

Quoted By: >>143769635

>>143769183
It's not a glitch. Players with low INT were getting such high Charisma and Strength that they were getting high-paying jobs purely based on luck and knowing people. The new item was made so stupid people would think it was actual salt and eat it, thus killing them or at the very least causing injury. It's a rebalance of classes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:38:55 No.143769436 Report

Quoted By: >>143769717

Devs can you explain why any mini game with the creation tag "ATLAS" leads to massive weight gain?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:39:03 No.143769450 Report

Quoted By:

>>143769319
bullshit, us naked players just want a more pure playing experience, we don't do anything special, just relax on the beach or hang out in designated park areas

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:39:09 No.143769458 Report

Quoted By:

>>143762997
the fuck? I tought only the BR server had this bug

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:39:26 No.143769482 Report

Quoted By:

>that feel when rolling black male

Why the fuck is there only one character slot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:39:26 No.143769483 Report

Quoted By:

>>143769220

liberia valley is still open

GM Satan

GM Satan Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:39:34 No.143769504 Report

Quoted By: >>143770147

>>143768909
Why the fuck are you even allowed back? you're Player Faction has been stealing gold from players for years now!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:39:55 No.143769543 Report

Quoted By: >>143769668

Are there any new rumours about the free Zombie DLC yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:40:25 No.143769593 Report

Quoted By: >>143769874

This GM we have right now, "God" , is fucking useless
>Never performs any perma bans or fixes bugs
>never available to talk to, doesnt want to talk
>Just leaves the server to its own devices
I know some people didnt like the way the old GM's acted, what with the smiting and all for menial offences, but it added a bit of variety to the server

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:40:35 No.143769614 Report

Quoted By: >>143769713 >>143770013

>Not playing terrorist profession
ISHIGGYLIGGYBLIGGYDIGGYSLIBBYDOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:40:52 No.143769635 Report

Quoted By: >>143769737 >>143770147

>>143769435
.....
bath salts are used as a drug retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:40:58 No.143769642 Report

Quoted By:

>removed "brony" faction"
>removed "furry" faction"
>removed "weeaboo faction"
>stripped "use browser" skill from all European servers

Thank you based God.

GM Satan

GM Satan Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:41:16 No.143769668 Report

Quoted By: >>143769773

>>143769543
Please See
>>143766620

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:41:42 No.143769713 Report

Quoted By: >>143769901

>>143769614
Currently I'm an internet vigilante? Do I need to switch a lot of points around to become a terrorist or is it easy to make the transition?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:41:43 No.143769717 Report

Quoted By:

>>143769436
This was explained in the "Greek Mythology" subsection of the ingame history. Atlas was a a man who held the weight of the world on his shoulders. Therefore, the games tagged with "ATLAS" increase your weight. Just like the ones tagged with "Rare" are hard to find now, and the ones tagged with "360" cause players to suddenly turn around and then moonwalk away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:41:53 No.143769736 Report

Quoted By: >>143769968 >>143769970

>>143769297
Nope. I heard he actually died.
All that stress and the constant complains lead to a unhealthy lifestyle.
Nobody knows about the new head of development. They keep his identity a secret to prevent something like that from happening again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:41:55 No.143769737 Report

Quoted By: >>143769943

>>143769635
Explain further

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:42:17 No.143769773 Report

Quoted By:

>>143769668
Fuck you Satan.
I want my zombies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:43:20 No.143769874 Report

Quoted By: >>143770068

>>143769593
I've heard that you can contact him if you use the "prayer" command, but from what I've seen, it's fucking useless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:43:27 No.143769889 Report

Quoted By:

please nerf jews

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:43:28 No.143769893 Report

Quoted By:

Life is the only online multiplayer game were BRs aren't fucking everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:43:32 No.143769901 Report

Quoted By:

>>143769713
You actually unlock it by joining some Al-Qaeda faction and leveling your prayer to 99.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:43:43 No.143769914 Report

Quoted By:

Fucking buff brazillians already, they've been pigeonholed into begging and their whining is ruining the game.

Also please remove the 4chan minigame on the internet, it takes away the social aspect that made me love the game in its earlier years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:43:54 No.143769943 Report

Quoted By:

>>143769737
"Ivory Wave," "Purple Wave," Vanilla Sky," and "Bliss" -- all are among the many street names of a so-called designer drug known as “bath salts,” which has sparked thousands of calls to poison centers across the U.S. over the last year.

Citing an “imminent threat to public safety,” the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) made illegal the possession and sale of three of the chemicals commonly used to make bath salts -- the synthetic stimulants mephedrone, MDPV, and methylone. The ban, issued in October 2011, is effective for at least a year. During that time, the agency will decide whether a permanent ban is warranted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:43:55 No.143769947 Report

Quoted By:

No quests, barely any PVP zone, mercenary job banned in all servers... This game is so fucking boring.
Also they should fix Heal, it doesn't work as it should.

GM Allah

GM Allah Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:44:06 No.143769961 Report

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>Fix Islamic Male's skill 'sex' not working on Islamic Female at Lv 10 to Lv 5

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:44:12 No.143769968 Report

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>>143769736
>unhealthy lifestyle
so he smoke and drank too much, did too many drugs, and generally became an anti-social basement deweller?
fuck, that makes way too much sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:44:13 No.143769970 Report

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>>143769736
the new head dev is still fat so no change there

gaben

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:44:45 No.143770013 Report

Quoted By:

>>143769614
Are you fucking retarded? That's instant death. You know you lose all your levels on death right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:44:47 No.143770015 Report

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Can we do a split on the china server already? That place is way to over populated

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:45:01 No.143770040 Report

Quoted By: >>143770198 >>143770287

>>143768909
Hey, man! Haven't seen you since that crazy stunt you pulled back a little after the beta ended! xXxJudasBloodSniperxXx was an ass, and got banned shortly after, in case you didn't know.

Hey, do me a favor, and raise the Female standard height stat some? My character has trouble getting the erection status to players without really high height stats.

(Besides, then the devs could stop buffing the Feminism factions so often.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:45:18 No.143770068 Report

Quoted By:

>>143769874
>>143769874
i've only ever seen that work in the mini-game "Earthbound".

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:45:25 No.143770087 Report

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So, I'm guessing the next big PVP event will be in the 2012 DLC?

Also, when are you going to permaban the Ponyfag Guild? I'm sick of seeing their childish shit everywhere I go.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:45:38 No.143770116 Report

Quoted By: >>143770286

>no one on /v/ set his gender to female
grow a pair faggots

GM Jesus

GM Jesus Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:45:58 No.143770147 Report

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>>143769635
I know. It's very harmful and thus only stupid people use it recreationally. This causes harm to said stupid people. It basically is a nerf to players with very low INT.

>>143769504
I had nothing to do with that faction's creation. It was made entirely by the players, you know the rules. Just like how those animal-killing teenagers call themselves "Satanists" but you didn't make the faction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:46:28 No.143770195 Report

Quoted By: >>143770372

>Fixed glitch that would allow females to have more than one baby. Any babies created after the creation of the first baby have been removed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:46:30 No.143770198 Report

Quoted By: >>143770623

>>143770040
s-s-s-sauce?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:47:16 No.143770257 Report

Quoted By:

>WoW makes Cataclysm an expansion about ending the world
>Real Life makes 2012 an expansion about ending the world
"We want the wow audience" Fuck that im unsubbing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:47:40 No.143770286 Report

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>>143770116
Next respawn I'll probably reroll Female if the Feminism guild is still topping the charts

GM Jesus

GM Jesus Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:47:40 No.143770287 Report

Quoted By: >>143770623

>>143770040
Don't worry, the mythical creatures addition includes giants and giantesses, albeit rare ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:48:16 No.143770332 Report

Quoted By: >>143770490 >>143770598 >>143770975

Any news yet on players being able to disconnect and re-join later without having to start from scratch and roll a random new character?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:48:42 No.143770372 Report

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>>143770195
>every two people can only have one child
>population systematically thins itself out until everyone is dead
Are you retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:49:14 No.143770427 Report

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Wheres the Space Exploration expansion pack?

GM Satan

GM Satan Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:49:30 No.143770457 Report

Quoted By: >>143770821 >>143771283

Due to GM Jesus' return (and his Bullshit Patch) Player Faction "Satanists" will log in with the quest "Become Hemomancer" in thier quest log starting 20 June 2012 along with the new patch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:49:46 No.143770483 Report

Quoted By:

>Feminism buff
>Anything they say to point out my flaws, I can use it to support my argument and call it sexist
>Can control the videogame, stock and eventually government,
>LOLNOPITNOTOVERPOWERED

GM Jesus

GM Jesus Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:49:49 No.143770490 Report

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>>143770332
We decided this was overpowered and it was cut when we added the "interest" aspect to player banking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:50:58 No.143770598 Report

Quoted By: >>143770823

>>143770332
There might be an update in the future that rises level cap enough to make this obsolete because you can assign enough points to different traits that you won't have to re-roll.

Currently the only way to reset stats is deleting your char and that kills your gainz brah.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:51:12 No.143770623 Report

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>>143770287
Right, cool. Just so you know, I voted against your ban.

>>143770198
You crazy, bastard-ass motherfucker, breaking character without spoilers! Haven't you ever played a text-based RPG! We call that shit "insanity".

Anyway. I don't remember. It was an old link on Jinja-Modoki.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:51:20 No.143770639 Report

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>Fixed a glitch where some type of male characters would burst into a massive amount of food items whenever they encountered a female whose Attractiveness level was 7 or more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:51:39 No.143770667 Report

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>>143770587
>Fixed a chat glitch that caused massive amounts of spam characters to appear inbetween semi-coherent messages

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:51:44 No.143770676 Report

Quoted By: >>143770827

What are the best T13 PvE epics for 20/M/White/US?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:52:34 No.143770747 Report

Quoted By:

>>143770587
Butthurt to the MAX.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:52:34 No.143770749 Report

Quoted By:

>>143770587
>Caps Lock
>XDDD
Butt Doctor Verdict: Anal Crusaded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:52:57 No.143770784 Report

Quoted By: >>143771058

>Not grinding your strength skill up at the Gym Region
Do you even grind?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:53:17 No.143770821 Report

Quoted By:

>>143770457
>"Become Hemomancer"
welp, time to switch factions

GM Jesus

GM Jesus Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:53:17 No.143770823 Report

Quoted By:

>>143770598
Your'e right, the "Second Coming" patch includes a level cap of 999.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:53:19 No.143770827 Report

Quoted By:

>>143770676
Well theres a really neat quest, but the supplies are extremely specific to what you need to do.
All you need is two camping tents, a camera and another white male.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:53:40 No.143770867 Report

Quoted By: >>143770926 >>143771036

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:54:05 No.143770909 Report

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Can we get some more customization that doesn't require lodes of emone? I know you already implemented stuff like hair length, color, clothing, etc, but some more subtle stuff that isn't based on the current, local guild's rules?

Like Semen production and maximum storage amount

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:54:11 No.143770918 Report

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>Increase penalty on players with 'Neckbeard' status, reducing based Charisma to 0 from 10 and based Appearance to 5 from 10, increase base weight by 50kg

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:54:19 No.143770926 Report

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>>143770867
goddamnit these gold farmers are everywhere

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:54:50 No.143770975 Report

Quoted By: >>143771267

>>143770332
>he didn't take the Buddist trait.

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:55:21 No.143771036 Report

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>>143770867
goldbuyers make me sick

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:55:32 No.143771058 Report

Quoted By:

>>143770784
>Do you even grind?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:56:59 No.143771186 Report

Quoted By:

>Roll Britain Server just after the university tuition debuff came in
>All guilds are full anyway
>Players pouring in from Middle East server
>White Guilt debuff on almost every player
>Can never increase tan stat above 0
What the fuck devs? So we get all the cool stuff in the Empire expansion and then just never again? this server fuckings blows now i've emailed about a reroll twice and not heard anything back

Stone !EfVwyVp5SE

Stone !EfVwyVp5SE Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:57:04 No.143771201 Report

Quoted By:

>fixed a problem for some of the human males that would cause them to instantly cum and start farting when a woman would touch their genitals

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:57:40 No.143771267 Report

Quoted By:

>>143770975
>Not taking the Muslim trait
>Not being granted the access to the Heaven Region with 72 Female NPCs, buffing your charisma

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:57:42 No.143771269 Report

Quoted By:

What the FUCK is wrong with these retarded as hell moderators?
I was falsely accused of rape by some girl I don't even know, but the court ruled in her favor and tried me as an adult. Then my account was suspended for 5 years!
And 2 months after those 5 years, the person who tried to accuse me confessed but still kept the report compensation!
What the fuck, admins.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:57:51 No.143771283 Report

Quoted By:

>>143770457
>"Become Hemomancer"

No "Become Necromancer" Quest

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:58:12 No.143771320 Report

Quoted By:

Ok guys, I started out in a largely christian/non-religious area, although I've been thinking of joining the buddhist faction instead.

What are the advantages to buddhism? I know they get a +10 tranquility advantage and their enlightenment levels are through the roof, but is it really worth committing possibly hundreds of hours to?

Also, when the fuck is the Mars expansion coming out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:58:17 No.143771327 Report

Quoted By:

>Fixed a duping bug involving strage matter

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:58:48 No.143771374 Report

Quoted By:

>removed trait that sometimes caused grown males to obsess over the wrong set of television programs and have replaced any out-of-place items with Home Improvement DVD sets as compensation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:58:50 No.143771385 Report

Quoted By:

LFG HC SF, CA (Must not be saved), trash mob farm, minimum IL of $90K/yr, need tank & healer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 01:59:57 No.143771515 Report

Quoted By:

I think I'm going to give RL a rest after I finish up with this character.

Any word on how many millennia until the Oceania update gets implemented?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2012 02:00:14 No.143771546 Report

Quoted By:

>Added a new series of quests in California to gain a marijuana license. Players can recieve the starting quest by opening their characters' digital devices to ca.norml.org or by talking to Snoop Dogg.
>Updated localization files.

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