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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:41:38 No.144204212 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>144206453 >>144216114

Yoshi shits out eggs, then throws them around.

YOSHI SHITS OUT EGGS THEN THROWS THEM AROUND

AGAIN.....SINCE NOBODY SEEMS TO GET THIS.....

YOSHI SHITS OUT EGGS THEN THROWS THEM AROUND

HOW IN THE FUCK IS THIS BEYOND DISGUSTING AND WEIRD ASS ASPECT OF YOSHI NEVER TALKED ABOUT!! WHAT IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HELL!?!!?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:42:07 No.144204238 Report

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Welcome to 20 years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:42:21 No.144204253 Report

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Yeah even when i was a kid i thought it was pretty weird.

Don't think about it man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:42:32 No.144204269 Report

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>Mario pukes out fireballs at such a high velocity he can kill enemies

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:43:21 No.144204323 Report

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Eggs are more like the equivalent of a human period.
That's why they happen regardless of fertilization or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:43:27 No.144204327 Report

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there's probably porn where yoshi is shitting out eggs and shit into marios mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:43:34 No.144204332 Report

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And a fat Italian plumber stomps on dried mushrooms with eyes and legs.
It's a fucking video game, so what's your point?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:44:34 No.144204392 Report

Quoted By: >>144204473 >>144204478 >>144204502 >>144204549 >>144204741 >>144207609

Where does everything Kirby swallows go?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:45:35 No.144204456 Report

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>>144204269
>Mario can attach a raccoons tail to his ass and shake it so fast he gains aerial velocity

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:45:46 No.144204473 Report

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>>144204392
A fucking creepy alternate dimension.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:45:48 No.144204478 Report

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>>144204392

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:46:07 No.144204502 Report

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>>144204392

Into some weird void in Kirby's gullet. He can store bubbles and shit containing copy abilities there for him to barf up and use later, too.

Squeak Squad was short and easy, but fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:46:59 No.144204549 Report

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>>144204392
Kirby is a black hole. That's why his adventures always take place in space.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:47:03 No.144204552 Report

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>>144204456
>Mario is a furry, commonly donning a raccoon suit and a frog suit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:47:35 No.144204587 Report

Quoted By: >>144204616 >>144204935

YOSHI JUST HAPPENS TO BE A BOY DINOSAUR THAT LAYS EGGS. THIS IS A PERFECTLY NORMAL PROCESS.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:47:35 No.144204589 Report

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:48:09 No.144204616 Report

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>>144204587
Yoshi is asexual. Miyamotorcycle said so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:48:59 No.144204659 Report

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YOSHI EATS PEOPLE, THEN SHITS THEM OUT INTO AN EGG

EVERYBODY THAT YOSHI EATS GOES THROUGH HIS ENTIRE DIGESTIVE SYSTEM AND GETS ENCASED INSIDE OF AN EGG

WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:49:54 No.144204725 Report

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>>144204659
Yoshi doesn't have a digestive system

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:50:13 No.144204741 Report

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>>144204392
>yfw the dimension in Kirby's stomach is actually his own universe, which is why enemies just randomly appear
>when Kirby sucks them up, they reappear every time when he's not looking

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:50:35 No.144204770 Report

Quoted By: >>144204852 >>144208529

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSY1_-I3p28

Mario shits out shits, then Luigi eats them.

MARIO SHITS OUT SHITS THEN LUIGI EATS THEM

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:50:47 No.144204782 Report

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>>144204616

HE JUST SAID THAT SHIT TO SHUT UP THE BITCHES THAT CLAIM VIDEO GAMES ARE MISOGYNISTIC

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:50:56 No.144204790 Report

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>>144204725

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:51:38 No.144204843 Report

Quoted By: >>144204863 >>144204957

what's luigis' full name?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:51:45 No.144204852 Report

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>>144204770
do you have the link to the guy reading it in tf2

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:52:04 No.144204863 Report

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>>144204843
Luigi Mario

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:52:41 No.144204910 Report

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>>144204863
don't be stupid, that doesn't make sense. i'm sure it's Luigi Luigi

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:53:05 No.144204935 Report

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>>144204587

Sea horse boys give birth. I don't see any problem with this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:53:26 No.144204957 Report

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>>144204843

Neither Luigi nor Mario actually have any last names, as far as we know.

A Toad actually commented on Luigi's progress in SM64DS, saying that if Luigi kept up the pace they'd have to be called the Luigi Brothers. The two are only called the Mario Bros. because of Mario's fame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:53:28 No.144204960 Report

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>>144204910
But they're the Mario brothers

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:53:32 No.144204965 Report

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>>144204935
sea horse boys is gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:54:10 No.144204994 Report

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>>144204960
because mario is the famous one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:54:19 No.144204998 Report

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>>144204957
>Neither Luigi nor Mario actually have any last names
That means they're illegal immigrants. Their passports in SS are fake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:54:20 No.144205002 Report

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>>144204910
>the Mario brothers
>not both having Mario for a last name

What universe are you from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:54:27 No.144205012 Report

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>>144204910
No, it's Luigi Mario.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:54:59 No.144205045 Report

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>>144204741

ULTIMATE MINDFUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:55:39 No.144205087 Report

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>>144205012
This

Mario Mario and Luigi Mario

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:55:41 No.144205090 Report

Quoted By: >>144205206 >>144205223 >>144205259

>Where does Link keep his equipment?

>What's under Bowsers shell? The Koopas kan remove theirs.

>Why can I only have 6 pokémon at a time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:56:28 No.144205138 Report

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>>144204998

Considering that the Beanbean Kingdom was led by a fatass bean-woman and her effeminate pretty-boy son (who Luigi seems to be a fan of) I doubt they give a shit.

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:56:49 No.144205160 Report

Quoted By: >>144205285

>>144204741
>yfw every game over screen in each Kirby game proves that each adventure is a dream
>yfw Kirby is dying because he's actually starving, so he dreams about going to magical lands and eating everything he wants

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:57:39 No.144205206 Report

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>>144205090
t's like a battle rule /tradition thing to have 6 pokemon at a time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:57:55 No.144205218 Report

Quoted By: >>144205268 >>144205339 >>144205360

this shit needs a remake

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:58:03 No.144205223 Report

Quoted By: >>144205296

>>144205090
In his pockets.

Bowser's body.

Because the menu screen isn't big enough to show more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:58:29 No.144205259 Report

Quoted By: >>144205296

>>144205090
>>Where does Link keep his equipment?
In his pouch

>>What's under Bowsers shell? The Koopas kan remove theirs.
His back

>>Why can I only have 6 pokémon at a time?
That's the rules

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:58:37 No.144205268 Report

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>>144205218
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:59:09 No.144205285 Report

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>>144205160

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:59:16 No.144205296 Report

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>>144205223
>>144205259

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:59:18 No.144205298 Report

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 16:59:50 No.144205339 Report

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>>144205218
in today's society?
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:00:11 No.144205360 Report

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>>144205218
An animated remake

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:00:13 No.144205361 Report

Quoted By: >>144205424

THE MARIO BROTHERS DO NOT HAVE LAST NAMES. THEY ARE ASHKENAZI JEW TIME TRAVELERS FROM 200 YEARS AGO.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:00:23 No.144205373 Report

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>>144205339
especially in todays society.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:01:09 No.144205424 Report

Quoted By: >>144205473 >>144205491 >>144205539 >>144205578

>>144205361
If they're time travelers, why didn't they save themselves and deliver their baby selves to their parents themselves?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:01:55 No.144205473 Report

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>>144205424
THEIR TIME MACHINES BROKE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:02:12 No.144205491 Report

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>>144205424

Yoshis work hard for slave-wages.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:02:17 No.144205501 Report

Quoted By: >>144205684

How the fuck does Tails spin both tails

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:02:40 No.144205531 Report

Quoted By: >>144205561 >>144205695

so, what's yoshis full name?
yoshi mario? see how stupid that sounds?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:02:47 No.144205539 Report

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>>144205424
Because Mario hadn't invented his time machine to go missing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:03:18 No.144205561 Report

Quoted By: >>144205603

>>144205531
Yoshi's last name is Island
Fucking retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:03:31 No.144205578 Report

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>>144205424

You mean like they did in Partners in Time?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:03:51 No.144205603 Report

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>>144205561
and the Story family are cousins or what?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:04:34 No.144205652 Report

Quoted By: >>144206087 >>144206997

>you destroyed the moon in Termina
>Great Bay is by the town

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:04:58 No.144205684 Report

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>>144205501

Tails is Sonic's imaginary friend who he perceives as real due to brain damage from a high fever as a child

Amy just has a fetish for people dumber than her

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:05:04 No.144205695 Report

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>>144205531

Yoshi isn't a Mario Brother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:06:24 No.144205796 Report

Quoted By: >>144205828 >>144205837 >>144205858 >>144205861

whats link's last name?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:06:55 No.144205828 Report

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>>144205796
mario

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:06:59 No.144205837 Report

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>>144205796

Zelda

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:07:16 No.144205858 Report

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>>144205796
Mario

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:07:22 No.144205861 Report

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>>144205796

://past

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:08:27 No.144205934 Report

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so what

mario does drug and goes around killing animals

but nobody says shit because his is a fat acceptance faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:08:34 No.144205943 Report

Quoted By: >>144205978 >>144206009 >>144206019 >>144206070 >>144206109 >>144206242

What is professor oak's grandson's name?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:08:39 No.144205949 Report

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How can Pac-Man eat without a jaw?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:09:09 No.144205978 Report

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>>144205943
Fagballs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:09:43 No.144206009 Report

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>>144205943
Blue, Green in Japan.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:09:50 No.144206019 Report

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>>144205943
France

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:10:23 No.144206070 Report

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>>144205943
Grand Oak

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:10:46 No.144206087 Report

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>>144205652

I don't get it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:11:00 No.144206109 Report

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>>144205943
Raticate widow

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:11:47 No.144206152 Report

Quoted By: >>144206206 >>144206236

Why doesn't Meowth eat Pikachu?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:12:00 No.144206163 Report

Quoted By: >>144206293 >>144206393

OH YEA. A YOSHI THREAD.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:12:25 No.144206190 Report

Quoted By: >>144206265 >>144206313

>A SPECIES OF POKEMON IN BLACK AND WHITE IS THE SOULS OF DEAD PEOPLE
>THE SOUL OF A DEAD PERSON
>WHAT IN THE ALMIGHTY FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:12:37 No.144206206 Report

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>>144206152
Meowth can't learn swallow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:13:03 No.144206236 Report

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>>144206152
That would be too shocking for TV

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:13:12 No.144206242 Report

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>>144205943
Dicks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:13:34 No.144206265 Report

Quoted By: >>144206374

>>144206190
>It's mask is the face of this dead person before they died
>sometimes at night they just stare deeply into the mask and cry
>this is a legitimate pokedex entry in the actual game

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:14:07 No.144206293 Report

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>>144206163
>poision birdo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:14:20 No.144206313 Report

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>>144206190
>Drifloon carries away children
>Gengar kills people

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:15:04 No.144206362 Report

Quoted By: >>144206536 >>144206546

How do Yoshi reproduce?

They leave their victims in eggs and they then slowly turn into baby Yoshi.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:15:20 No.144206374 Report

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>>144206265

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:15:27 No.144206390 Report

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>>144206313
Just "killing people" isn't really much when like every other rat you look at the wrong way can breathe fire at you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:15:29 No.144206393 Report

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>>144206163

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:16:37 No.144206453 Report

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>>144204212
you clearly live in a city. that's no worse than what chickens do every day. well except for the throwing part

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:16:59 No.144206484 Report

Quoted By: >>144206642

why do the eggs follow yoshi on their own. does he have a string attached to his anus and the eggs?
and why can't he take more than..6 was it? with him?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:17:16 No.144206516 Report

Quoted By: >>144206645

>pokemon are as intelligent as humans and can control various elements
>humans arent enslaved/ used as food
>>144206390

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:17:30 No.144206536 Report

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>>144206362
>anything Yoshi eats can become a baby Yoshi
>anything
>fruit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:17:40 No.144206546 Report

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>>144206362
>mfw that is my fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:18:20 No.144206583 Report

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>Kirby sucks up air to fly
How does the world around him exist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:19:09 No.144206642 Report

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>>144206484
>mfw the eggs are anal beads
>mfw I have no face

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:19:12 No.144206645 Report

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>>144206516
Some Pokemon are as intellegent as humans. Some are more. Some are pretty goddamned retarded.

And like there's this thing where a Pokemon being trained by a trainer is stronger than any wild Pokemon of the same species and level. In-game that's just EVs, but in canon I think that's supposed to be some sort of instinct or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:20:33 No.144206728 Report

Quoted By: >>144206804 >>144206895

could yoshi shit out an egg and throw it into birdos..eh..mouthsnouttube?
is that where baby yoshis come from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:21:34 No.144206804 Report

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>>144206728
Baby Yoshis clearly come from Yoshi eggs.

Or the stork.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:22:17 No.144206843 Report

Quoted By: >>144206960 >>144206989

I think one of the scariest Pokemon is Chandelure.

Generation V

Black
It absorbs a spirit, which it then burns. By waving the flames on its arms, it puts its foes into a hypnotic trance.

White
Being consumed in Chandelure's flame burns up the spirit, leaving the body behind.

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:23:14 No.144206895 Report

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>>144206728
Speaking of which, what do you even call that mouth type? It has been bothering me for a long time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:23:33 No.144206926 Report

Quoted By: >>144207376

>Yoshis reproduce using only 1 Yoshi
>whenever they eat they shit babies
>overpopulation everywhere.

there must be tons and tons of Yoshis, no wonder Mario doesn't give a fuck about killing them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:24:08 No.144206960 Report

Quoted By: >>144207081

>>144206843
mr.mime is way scarrier
i believe mr.mime isn't even a pokemon, it's just a dude with shit fashion sense.
and he raped ashs' mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:24:34 No.144206989 Report

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>>144206843
>Cofagrigus
>Black: It has been said that they swallow those who get too close and turn them into mummies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:24:40 No.144206997 Report

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>>144205652
That moon is a fake.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:24:44 No.144207001 Report

Quoted By: >>144207047

IN supet marop you jump higyer then you body. this makes nario a super man more stronger than uyou?

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:25:24 No.144207047 Report

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>>144207001
wat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:25:52 No.144207081 Report

Quoted By: >>144216391

>>144206960
>A MR. MIME is a master of pantomime. It can convince others that something unseeable actually exists. Once believed, the imaginary object does become real.

MR.MIME is a pokegod. he can make imaginary things real

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:29:10 No.144207314 Report

Quoted By: >>144207363

In mirrors edge the windows of all the buildings are spotless BUT THERE ARE NO WINDOWCLEANERS ANYWHERE IN THE GAME!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:29:59 No.144207363 Report

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>>144207314
The janitor guy does it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:30:12 No.144207376 Report

Quoted By: >>144207509 >>144207512

>>144206926
I'm pretty sure that is the reason that Bowser locked all of them up in Super Mario World.
It probably caused a major problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:32:18 No.144207509 Report

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I don't think Yoshi's can die unless they get stabbed or burned.

Nothing else seems to affect them.
And they can reproduce without having a mate.

>>144207376
That would make some sense, considering there were 64 Yoshis to help get Luigi back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:32:22 No.144207512 Report

Quoted By: >>144207595 >>144207661

>>144207376
It all makes sense now, bowser is just trying to maintain his kingdom, what did he even do in super Mario world that warrants Mario killing many of his family members?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:33:00 No.144207557 Report

Quoted By: >>144207636

>>144206393
Reptiles do not work that way goddamnit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:33:29 No.144207595 Report

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>>144207512
>his kingdom
everything belongs to peach. she needs massive lands for her shrooms to grow. some of them even talk.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:33:45 No.144207609 Report

Quoted By: >>144207937

>>144204392
this should answer your question

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:34:13 No.144207636 Report

Quoted By: >>144207969

>>144207557
Yoshis are dragon/dinosaurs that have rubber molecules.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:34:37 No.144207661 Report

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>>144207512
Bowser turned all the inhabitants in the land into objects. It's why all the different things in Super Mario World have eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:37:06 No.144207841 Report

Quoted By: >>144207936 >>144207950 >>144207967 >>144207995

Why are peach, Mario, and luigi the only humans?

Not counting waluigi, wario, or daisy.

Or sure, count them too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:38:01 No.144207918 Report

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>>144207595
But in Super Mario World they are in Dinosaur Land, not in the Mushroom Kingdom.
They all just go on vacation when Bowser comes through to fuck things up for them and starts turning Dinosaur Lands inhabitants into trees, blocks, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:38:14 No.144207936 Report

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>>144207841

Everything happens after the great mushroom war.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:38:15 No.144207937 Report

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>>144207609

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:38:33 No.144207950 Report

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>>144207841
Speculation that they originated from New York and found the only pipe into the Mushroom Kingdom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:38:45 No.144207967 Report

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>>144207841
one post above you champ.
daisy isn't from the same kingdom.
wario is constatnly trying to find his jewish treasures in foreign lands.
mario and luigi are just SUPER
so is peach

everyone else is a coinblock.
yes mario kills people.
that's why the brown blocks look angry

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:38:46 No.144207969 Report

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>>144207636
Let me put it this way then: ALL NON-PLACENTAL ANIMALS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:39:05 No.144207995 Report

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>>144207841
they were sucked into a different universe, or all the humans were hunted down and killed by bowser

I'd play the shit out of Mario game detailing what happened to the rest of the humans, but nintendo cannot into consistent story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:40:36 No.144208098 Report

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>>144207969
Yoshis are the product of evolution that goes horribly right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:40:54 No.144208124 Report

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>>144207967
>>144207967

THEY LOOK ANGRY BECAUSE THEY ARE NIGGERS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:46:38 No.144208529 Report

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>>144204770

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:48:39 No.144208675 Report

Quoted By: >>144208875

GUYS!!!!!!!!!

YOSHI WEARS SHOES!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:51:22 No.144208875 Report

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>>144208675
They are born with shoes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:54:00 No.144209067 Report

Quoted By: >>144209237 >>144209381

>Black
>The fate of the ships and crew that wander into Jellicent's habitat: all sunken, all lost, all vanished.
>White
>They propel themselves by expelling absorbed seawater from their bodies. Their favorite food is life energy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:56:23 No.144209231 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:56:29 No.144209237 Report

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>>144209067
since when is pokemon so DARK&EDGY?
pokemon have sunken ships and caused shit to happen since gen 1, but it was pretty standard monster traits. why do they all of a sudden live of pure life and eat children?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 17:58:39 No.144209381 Report

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>>144209067
I wonder if Jellicent have underwater rape dungeons for Lucario and Riolu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 18:04:28 No.144209810 Report

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>>144209237
Since Gen 1.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 18:12:49 No.144210363 Report

Quoted By: >>144213523

>Black
>It is thought that Conkeldurr taught humans how to make concrete more than 2,000 years ago.
Thank it, you faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 18:42:07 No.144212692 Report

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>Mario and Luigi fulfill male gender roles by rescuing damsels in distress
>Birdo shoots eggs and Mario and Luigi
>Eggs are female products
>Birdo is male
>Eggs can kill Mario and Luigi
DIE CIS SCUM

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 18:50:52 No.144213435 Report

Quoted By: >>144213912 >>144213938 >>144214397

Evolution in pokemon always amused me.

>Evolve by leveling up - Pokemon takes on relatively natural growth or stages of life (charmander to charizard, caterpie to metapod)

>Evolving through stones causes the pokemon to accelate its growth (nidoking/queen, clefable, arcanine, ninetails, victreebell are all very similar to the previous evolutions except for massively accelarated evolution into larger more advanced forms)

>Evolving via trade causes mutations (Kadabra's mind is mutated into a supercomputer capable of psi but its tail shrinks away, machoke gains an extra two arms, the two bug pokemon in b/w trade evolutions when you trade them implying splicing)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 18:52:01 No.144213523 Report

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>>144210363

Everyone knows it was Fred Flintstone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 18:57:05 No.144213912 Report

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>>144213435
>you trade them implying splicing
No, Karrablast steals Shelmet's....helmet, shell-less Shelmet becomes a Ninja.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 18:57:29 No.144213938 Report

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>>144213435
>implying splicing
What? No the sneaky one just steals the shell of the other one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 19:02:15 No.144214335 Report

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>>144206087
the tidal forces affected by the moons destruction would have destroyed Termina as easily as the moon did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 19:02:56 No.144214397 Report

Quoted By: >>144214949

>>144213435
>alakazam
>super computer
>look it up
>IQ of over 5k
japanese really cant into above average

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 19:06:46 No.144214736 Report

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>>144205373
With a WUBWUBWUB soundtrack?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 19:09:21 No.144214949 Report

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>>144214397
>Marvel
America sure does!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 19:11:08 No.144215070 Report

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>>144214949
>not DC
>implying im american

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 19:13:17 No.144215243 Report

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>>144215070
I can't remember an over-exaggerated omniscient god in a European game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 19:14:57 No.144215389 Report

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>>144215243
i dont know what were talking about now
i was saying DC is worse than marvel and im not american
you were saying?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 19:16:23 No.144215490 Report

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>>144215243

>mfw Americans clap after changing the topic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 19:21:02 No.144215862 Report

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>>144215490
I'm not american. I posted
>>144214949
because
>>144215243

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 19:22:24 No.144215985 Report

Quoted By: >>144216131 >>144216365

how about yoshi is supposed to be a male but he(?) lays eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 19:23:42 No.144216114 Report

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>>144204212
Fucking children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 19:23:52 No.144216131 Report

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>>144215985

How do sea horses work?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 19:26:31 No.144216365 Report

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>>144215985

Has there ever been a female Yoshi?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 19:26:49 No.144216391 Report

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>>144207081
He is like a mage from the world of darkness rpgs.

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 19:27:28 No.144216452 Report

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>>144204456

hahaha fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2012 19:31:39 No.144216848 Report

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>>144216131
The egg is fertilized inside the female, and a sort of external womb/sack thing containing the fertilized egg is planted onto the male.

So no. Male seahorses don't give conceive children on their own.

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