>>145958361Never mind the fact that some toymaker chose the gentle characters of a public television children's show to create a violent tool of robot war. And never mind that trains with smiling, talking faces are way creepy enough.
The truly creepy thing about Transformable Tomas is, unlike any other "combine to form..." Voltron-type mechs where vehicles are being joined, Tomas and his friends (Henry and James) fuse their actual bodies together. It's like a Saturday morning cartoon version of The Human Centipede.
We can only imagine the conversation Tomas had to convince his pals to follow through with his carnival of lunacy.
Henry: Tomas, are you sure tucking our bodies into each other's orifices is the best way to fend off the undefined, impending danger you keep telling us about but never seems to come?
Tomas: Yes, yes. Totally necessary for our safety. Now get back into position and shove your face into my anus.
>I love Cracked sometimes.