Nothing quite like growing up with neglectful, yet hypocritical and holier-than-thou parents.
>Playing Half Life
Why are you playing violent video games again? You're grounded, no more computer for a week.
>Playing FIFA
Why are you playing sports games? Why don't you go outside and play sports for real? You don't have anyone to play them with? How come when there's so many kids outside. They're bullying you? Just suck it up, be a better man, ignore them and they will go away. Anyway, I told you not to play this, get it off the computer. Speaking of which, no more computer for you for a week.
>Playing Black & White
>Forced to explain how it's a management simulator where you play a powerful being that needs to balance exploitation and expansion with care and nurture lest you fail at both.
So, what you're telling me is that you can kill people in this game? Get it off the computer.
>Get back from school, turn on the computer, play vidya
Didn't I tell you that you can't play video games until you finish your homework?
- But dad, there's no homework. Plus I *just came from school*, I need a break. The entire point of a homework is that I can do it later, not right after school.
Shut up, turn off the computer and go study.
-... There. Is. Nothing. To. Study.
There always is. You can't use the computer until you study.
>"Study", return after several hours, find that he's using the computer
Sorry, I'm working on something very important, you can't use the computer now.
