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LAST TIME ON WIZARD SCIENTISTS
THE PURGING BEGINS
ALL WILL KNEEL BEFORE MY AWESOME POWER AND WATCH AS I SLAY THEIR LOVERS

I WILL TAKE ALL OF THEIR IDEALS, ALL THAT THEY HOLD CLOSE, AND I WILL TEACH THEM THE PRICE OF THEIR ARROGANCE

NONE
WILL
SURVIVE