Update 2024-03-27: Greatly expanded the "Samples" page and renamed it to "Glossary".
Update 2024-04-04: Added 5 million mid-2011 posts from the k47 post dump. Browse (mostly) them here.
Update 2024-04-07: Added ~400 October 2003 posts from 4chan.net. Browse them here.

Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
[278 / 65 / ?]

No.167174612 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>ITT: Funny, non-scripted events in vidya.

I'll start off with one from GTA 3 that nearly made me and a friend piss ourselves when we witnessed it

>On high wanted level, police are wrecking our shit
>We estroy our vehicle, and attempt to flee the scene on foot
>Hijack a random car while under heavy fire, and in the time it takes Claude to get his ass in the car it's already caught fire
>Suddenly, the NPC we just hijacked pulls Claude back out of the car, gets in and drives off
>Hits police cruiser, explodes
>Kills police in vicinity, we escape.