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Real Life v.2.112 Patch notes

>Fixed a server issue that was predicted to cause catastrophic shutdowns on the 21st due to an influx of brazillian players. PLEASE NOTE EVERYTHING WILL CONTINUE AS NORMAL
>To compensate, all players have been given a temporary boost in confidence and until the 22nd
>Permabanned a player in Connecticut for spawn-killing
>Permabanned a player in China for smurfing
>Random drops on Christmas presents has been raised
>Reskinned local towns and outposts for Christmas
>Refocused resources to travel hubs in anticipation of the massive warping of people to see their guild-mates
>The Gangnam Style in-game song has been given a nerf in catchiness and popularity. Sorry about that.
>Christmas Music has been added to the pool of possible songs when a player enters a zone
>Still looking into the lost accounts glitch in the Bermuda zone
>Gave a temporary boost to all players' generosity rating
>In-game microtransactions through steam have all been discounted. Enjoy!

Please note that all players caught looting, stealing, or attacking in non-PvP zones in the wake of the fixed glitch will be banned. Happy Holidays!
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