Some great guy did the Oregon Trail. We BR now
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>>168818890 Dick Cheesing or just cheesing
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OH YES. Funny thing is I never played Oregon Trail as a kid, I played this.
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Oh man which one. Blind guessing time.
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Are giant women in the game?
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>>168819178 Isabel sounds like a bitch, take Antonio
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>>168819178 Antonio sounds legit.
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do africa trail next
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Shit, already more badass than Oregon Trail. Never played this version so I'm going in blind.
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>>168819643 Remove pants
Whatever happened to those threads <s>Or ROB threads for that matter
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>>168819795 Go into the jungle and photograph some monkeys and shit.
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>>168819895 Bare-bones, eating is for the weak
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>>168819850 ROB had a season finale on Christmas eve, it's on hiatus for a month.
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>>168819895 normal rations
catching fish is easy as fuck if you don't break all your harpoons on logs.
Anonymous
Pace time. First reply this time (should have done both together)
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What the shit Antonio, I just came out of unpausing and this happens.
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Seriously, what is happening.
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>>168820568 oh fuck his face
:-o
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>>168820668 Okay this game just jumped the fucking shark.
They introduced sci-fi/fantasy elements to the series?
Anonymous
Damn, buffalo got nothing on this.
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>>168820947 >One fish >152 pounds Oh my.
>You could only fit 142 pounds in the canoe What a mental image.
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>>168820568 OOH GIRL SHOCK ME LIKE AN ELECTRIC EEL
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>>168820668 As you go down the amazon, you go through these things, which make you change time periods. Different items are only available in certain time periods, as are animal pictures you take by going to shore. The first item you need to get for the inca king is available from trading with people in either the first or second settlement you reach.
Also, MAKE SURE YOU STAY ON THE MAIN BRANCH OF THE RIVER BY CHECKING THE MAP. IF YOU CHOOSE TO GO DOWN THE WRONG PATH YOU GET KILLED BY THE NATIVES WHEN YOU HIT A DEAD END.
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This game is a canoe simulator.
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>>168821187 A canoeing, fishing, and picture-taking scenario. Make sure you go to shore occasionally; The second or third item they require you to get before you reach the end is an unknown ant species you find in the jungle, if I remember right. How'd you get this to run? My old copy won't run on windows 7. Do I need to Dosbox it?
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>>168821187 make sure you catch the big fuckoff fish that's like, half the screen in size.
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>>168821728 Why the fuck is he here?
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>>168821872 You better take that fucking ball anon
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>>168821728 Henry Ford, what are you doing here? This isn't detroit.
Regardless, trade with the mo'fugga and get you the flower you need. Or someone else at that location, a female I think. One of the early places has the flower the stupid panther mentioned you need.
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>>168821872 50 pounds of food for a fucking ball of rubber
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>>168819894 Hey, I played that game as a kid. Fucknig macs.
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>>168821872 that's fucking bullshit
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>>168821872 You need that rubber ball for trading later, I think. If you see a unique-looking item, odds are you'll need it later and want to trade for it.
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>>168821872 shitty deal, what the fuck do you need a rubber ball for?
Anonymous
>>168821872 This is like Oregon Trail: Fever Dream Edition
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>>168822042 For pleasing the talking leopard that's following you on your journey. DUH. Idiot.
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i played the shit out of this about a million years ago but beyond crazy nostalgia i can't tell shit of what's going on.
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>>168821872 Okay, you caught a 150 pound fish awhile ago.
I'm pretty sure you've got food to spare
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>>168822095 I think you're right.
RUBBER FOR THE RUBBER GOD
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I don't think that kind of stuff happens in the Amazon.
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>>168821872 >Henry Ford comes out of nowhere in the amazon to offer you a rubber ball for a fuck ton of food. Anonymous
I remember playing this one when I was small. Shit was strangely addicting for some reason. Just sailing around and around.. think you had to sell fish or some shit.
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>>168822208 >he's never been to the amazon Anonymous
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>>168822208 Have you been to the Amazon? No, you don't know anything, so shut the fuck up.
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Where do I even find this? Nagging jaguars
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>>168822492 Ask Henry Ford
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>>168822189 Damn straight I am. Now get your ass in the jungle and start takin' pictures of trees n' shit.
Also, make sure you get the flower from the traders at your next stop. THE PANTHER DEMANDS IT.
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New settlement. I'd post more pictures, but nothing ever happens between towns so far
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>>168822492 You get it from trading with the people at the next stop. It's a lady if memory serves, but it's been like, 15 years since I played this game so don't quote me on that.
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>>168822208 I'm brazilian and I've been to the Amazon. I'm also from 2034 and my pet is a talking chimpanzee from the 1500's.
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>>168822743 Trade with the frenchy, gotta get us some cinchona, whatever that is. It's a flower methinks.
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>>168822743 Like the jeans?
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So I went back in time And now forward I'm beginning to question this trip
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>>168822743 this faggot better not offer a rubber ball
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>>168822743 Why the fuck are all these famous people chilling out in the amazon?
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>>168822847 I think you're on a
bad trip
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Should I get a blowgun from the Frenchie?
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>>168822847 I think you fucked it up. The Cinchona is definitely from one of the people earlier on than this. You gotta talk to BOTH the people at each stop, bro! Your next opportunity for it isn't for quite a while, but try to get as many unique items from these assholes as you can. You need to find a basket from them.
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>>168823060 Fuck that, He's already wearing clothes. He doesn't need more.
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>>168823060 >One set of clothing for a fucking weapon HELL YEAH MAN
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Got the blowgun Should I get rosewood oil from this man?
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>>168823060 We can go naked to get a blowgun.
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>>168823373 >Oil + Blowgun Now we need a lighter and we have a flamethrower
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>>168823373 Take his trenchcoat/hat
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>>168823373 Hellllll yeah. We gotta get our oil on, you know what I'm sayin'?
Anonymous
Went back 13 years without leaving town What the hell
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>>168823617 It's the amazon. We ain't gotta explain shit.
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Spirit Jaguar He was also pleased by the oil I guess.
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>>168823617 YOU'RE GOING BACK IN TIME FOR A REASON
YOU MUST SAVE THE FUTURE
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>>168823732 be brave nigga
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>>168823732 >the real dangers are the fears we carry in our minds wooaaahh
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>>168823859 If only you could hear how he says it; This game has full voiceacting.
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More fish. This one is edible too
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>>168823898 Holy shit, really? How bad is the acting?
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>>168823905 Release it into your anus Oregon Trail !!H71SxPzv7DA
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what the fuck is going on
The Trails !!Pe8/IxcXVF4
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>>168823905 >Look it up Okay what the fuck is happening with the time stream
Seriously
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>>168823905 Look it up?
LOOK IT UP? FUCKING WHERE?
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>>168824110 >ddin't trade henry ford a few handfuls of bush's baked beans for the internet pleb
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>>168823968 It's alright, actually. Characters all have different accents depending on where they're from and what time it is. The panther himself talks is a bored-sounding monotone the entire game.
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>mfw time-traveling BRs in the Amazon
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>>168824110 In a fukken book. You know, those things with pages that you were supposed to read in school but didn't?
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>>168824110 Probably traded the 152pound fish for an iPad or something
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And we're canoeing And we're canoeing And we're canoeing
Oregon Trail !!H71SxPzv7DA
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>>168824283 You canoe around the Amazon with a book about fish?
...t's cool I guess
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WHAT IS HAPPENING I CAN'T UNDERSTAND AMAZON TRAIL CONFIRMED FOR GOTYAYEY
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>>168824314 Is this a river or our planet's timeline?
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Can we keep it? The book says it's dangerous to catch.
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>>168824432 >You canoe around the Amazon with a book about fish? Yeah most people want to avoid poisonous food
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>>168824432 Would you go canoeing in the Amazon without at least a guidebook on what fish are safe to eat and which ones aren't? A couple of the fish in this game will actually kill you if you try to eat them, I shit you not.
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>>168824527 >Would you go canoeing in the Amazon without at least a guidebook on what fish are safe to eat and which ones aren't? A couple of the fish in this game will actually kill you if you try to eat them, I shit you not. What do you expect from an americlap? He probably thinks fish comes from the supermarket.
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>>168824496 Speak of the devil. Don't try to eat it, it'll hurt you really badly. You don't wanna end up like steve irwin.
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>>168824478 Have you seen the Amazon on a map? It's fucking tremendous.
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>>168824594 RIP steve irwin
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>>168824607 Yeah, I have, but this game and all those time travels I dont know
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This version is older than what I played. The version I played had the jaguar speaking and shit.
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>>168824657 Don't worry, he took it like a boss.
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>>168824680 The jaguar DOES speak in this version.
>>168824640 I WARNED YOU BRO! YOU DIDN'T LISTEN!
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>>168824657 I was so pissed when I found out how he died.
He was supposed to be eaten by a crocodile Dammit.
But I guess it was pretty in character for him, denying the prophecy.
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>>168824640 What the fuck kind of sound affect is Stwannng?
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>>168822307 aw yeah
I was so shit at it though
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>>168824795 It was also cleaner, more animated, I guess. Kind of like how Oregon Trail got updated.
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>>168824680 Man these 4chan images need sound
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SIXTY NIGGERS Fuck fishing, we're moving on
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>>168824965 >can't look it up this game sucks
IELG !!YwMsJ+30gWm
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>>168824945 A lot of them used too.
;_; >>168824965 KEEP IT YOU FOOL!
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>>168824657 He went out like he was supposed to. Fucking with deadly animals.
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GREAT WAY BREAKING THE NEWS ANTONIO
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>>168824965 Is that a pitchfork? What the fuck kind of fishing rod you're using?
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>>168825132 >bubonic plague What the fuck is going on
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>>168825132 >bubonic plague how
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>>168825132 >Bubonic plague WE 1257 NOW
>>168825197 Have you never heard of fishing spears?
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>cured with medicine Wonderful. Oh wait, it doesn't tell me which
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>>168825132 That's what you get for time traveling, jerk.
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>>168825278 >Today >TODAY WHEN IS TODAY, GAME?
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>>168825273 Looks more like a pitchfork
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>>168825278 >today Back in the day those words used to mean something
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>>168825524 what is the meter on the top and why is it moving towards skeleton
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I played this fucking game when I was a kid It made more sense when you didn't know how to do anything but take pictures of monkeys
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I have the plague. Do you think I care at this point?
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>>168825642 what a fucking pussy
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>>168825795 Give him whatever he wants
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>>168825795 MOTHER FUCKING TEDDY ROOSEVELT IN THIS BITCH
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>>168825795 Teddy actually went to BRland for a while
Still don't fucking understand Henry Ford though
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>>168825795 This game suddenly got ten times manlier.
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>>168825795 appease him
suck his presidential penis if you must.
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>>168825795 Why is everyone located in the god damn amazon?
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Time does not matter to me anymore
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>>168825642 Why does he look like him? Anonymous
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>>168825938 Oh shit anon, warn him about WWI before it's too late
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>>168825795 Clearly he's liberating the Amazon, give him what he wants.
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>>168825972 I'm glad I wasn't the only one to think so.
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>>168825938 Shouldn't you be busy fucking in a dirty trench instead of being on a manly adventure with Teddy Bundy Roosevelt?
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>>168826060 Shit nigga, Teddy's fucking iguana
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>>168826060 Give him the machete. He will conquer all of Imperial Japan with it.
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>>168826204 >some GOOD GOD THEY'RE MULTIPLYING
NO DEAL NO DEAL
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>>168826204 DO IT. FOR THE SAKE OF EAST ASIA DO IT.
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>>168826204 Do it, he needs it for WW1
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Seriously Antonio, is this for the stingray?
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>>168826204 that nigga is trying to hook you up with more than you wanted
that nigga is alright wit me
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>>168826314 Teddy Roosevelt armed with a machete>armies
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>>168826328 FEED THEM TO YOUR IGUANA.
IT'S TEDDY'S IT'S GOT A ROCK SOLID IMMUNE SYSTEM.
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>>168826328 Fucking antonio
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>>168826328 SECOND OPINION
SECOND OPINION
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>>168826443 But it says he never visited it
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>>168826060 GIVE HIM EVERYTHING
THAT IGUANA WILL BE WORTH BILLIONS IN THE FUTURE/PAST
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>>168826443 Learnin'?
In MY vidya?
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>>168826408 >poison yourself to kill parasites Is there any way to actually cure these diseases? I'm gonna die soon.
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>>168826149 But this is during the Taisho period. Japan would be so fired up with the attacks on German China during WWI and the rice riots in 1918 to put up a good fight for Teddy.
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>>168824640 >STWAAAANG Did the stingray play a guitar at you?
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>>168826328 I do hope you can keep sailing when you turn into a skeleton.
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Just riding out the bubonic plague in the middle of the amazon river. Why can't you handle it Europe?
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>>168826669 >Implying anything can withstand the wrath of Teddy Motherfucking Roosevelt with a machete Pic related, its him on Tuesdays.
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>>168826669 But you must take into taccount that he's Theodorus FUCKING Roosevelt.
That counts for at least a bamillion japs.
Didn't he hate being called <s>Teddy? </s>
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>>168826830 Yurop needs to eat more stingrays. That stuff's good for your immune system. Clearly.
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>>168826830 >recovering from the fucking bubonic plague I don't understand
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>>168826890 I know what his favorite game would be.
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Stop fucking with me Antonio
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>>168826890 Well he didn't in that movie...
>>168827000 SHIT JUST GOT REAL
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>>168827000 UH OH. CHECK YOUR MAP.
You might have taken a wrong turn.
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>>168826830 >Parasites are the cure for the bubonic plague This shit makes too much sense
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Antonio, there are only two of us you diseased ridden Tibia monkey
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>>168827103 Dude is fucking you up. Gibe disease heuehuehuehue
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>>168827103 nigga's smiling
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>>168827103 smug motherfucker
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>>168827103 ...Does Antonio even have a medical degree, or is he just making this shit up as he goes?
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>>168827103 >dat sly smirk BRs out to kill whitey
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>>168827103 First Bubonic plague, then parasites, then fucking Smallpox. Shit, OP, walk into the nearest non-native village. You will be the avatar of Disease.
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>>168827103 >That fucking smug grin Throw him into the river
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>>168827267 But then he'll infect the waters
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>>168827267 feed him to your iguanas
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>>168827223 I wouldn't be surprised if the book was written in the 90s
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>>168827267 Fuck him with the fishing fork, THEN throw him into the river. The natives will find his bones and make a fiddle out of it.
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The book says this is the largest fish in the world. And I'm getting close to death
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>>168827370 keep it.
we must feed
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>>168827370 I'd get small pox too if I eat that
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>>168827370 KEEP IT. Those are VERY edible and the best fish you can find in the game.
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>>168827370 >oh god please kill me it hurts to live Anonymous
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>>168827370 That fish looks retarded. Look at its damn mouth. Eat it, OP, and free it from the confines of mental illness.
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Antonio is Nurgle in disguise, don't believe his lies
Oregon Trail !!H71SxPzv7DA
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One fish per two weeks and I'm getting surplus food. With smallpox.
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>>168827370 That fish is more smug than the BR
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>>168827532 Nigga doesn't look too happy.
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>>168827532 >He didn't trade Henry Ford for the rubber ball You dun fucked it up
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>>168827103 Papa Nurgle is proud of you
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>>168827639 FUCK YOU ANTONIO
you should've picked the chick
Anonymous
>>168827639 I HAVE BAD NEWS. I THINK YOU'RE SICK WITH EVERYTHING.
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>>168825117 That's the thing though, stingrays aren't deadly. He just got EXTREMELY unlucky and took a 1/1000 shot that hit his heart.
Anonymous
>need rest But Antonio might poison me further. What do I do?
Anonymous
>>168827793 Rest and hope Papa Nurgle decides to spare you
Anonymous
>>168827746 YOU PICK THE CHICK SHE GETS THE DICK YOU BOTH GET SICK
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>>168827639 When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, "Come and see!" I looked and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine, and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth.
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>>168827639 Fuck you Antonio you're a dick
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>>168827639 he's honest, he's decisive, he's blunt, he wants to get the job done and he leaves the reigns in your hands
antonio is my kind of bro
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>>168827956 He wants you dead, OP. He is an agent of the BR version of the CIA. Machete him in the back of his head once he turns away. Do it for yourself. Do it for America.
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>>168827779 >>168827851 STOP IT GUYS I CAN'T BREATHE.
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>>168828102 HE TRADED THE MACHETE WITH ROOSEVELT
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>>168828172 HE BOUGHT TEN!
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>>168827956 5 DAYS
GOOD LORD, OP, WHEN ARE YOU NOW?
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>>168828192 I remember the first time I reached man anus.
Anonymous
>>168828192 he likes man ass a little too much.
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Op's is under Papa Nurgle's blessings
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>>168827956 >Those blank beady eyes You're staring into the eyes of a deranged killer posing as a guide, you must kill Antonio before he kills you.
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>>168828192 >We've reached Man Anus Anonymous
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>>168828282 You're a Wizard Harry
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>>168828282 >828282 but seriously, you have teddy's lizards. go back to america and use them to stop the civil war
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>>168827370 Did you just catch a fucking Ceolcanth in the Amazon?
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>>168828282 >WWII Dough Boy at the start >Theodore Roosevelt saying it's 1914 >Henry Fucking Ford >"It's 1850" You've died and gone to hell, OP.
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Traded clothes for butterflies
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>>168828405 We Madame Butterfly now.
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>>168821941 Educate yourself nigga.
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>>168828282 the plot of this game is complex and must be taken much like kingdom hearts
You're a time traveler on the river of life
Anonymous
Picked up some indigo for some of my big ass fish But Antonio is a filthy filthy man
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>>168828694 He never visited though.
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>>168828747 travel forward in time and get some imodium. it's the only way
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>>168828747 your skeleton meter is running low...
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>>168828282 ....Time is a face on the water.
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>This whole fucking thread
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>>168828747 Fuck that. You survived parasites, several tropical diseases and even that one medieval disease! I say we continue onwards!
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>>168828851 sharing is caring
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>>168828851 Antonio is bearing the burden with you
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>>168828851 GABEN FEED SANIC SPEED
Anonymous
Going to rest for a week and see if Antonio backstabs me some more
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>>168828747 Antonio is secretly a worshiper of Nurgle
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>>168828940 >PARASITES THE BOOK KNOWS
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>>168829034 >6 days You keep on resting and soon we'll be trading with dinosaurs
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>>168829116 If that happened this would be the greatest game to ever exist
Anonymous
Of course I was the one steering
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>>168828940 >PARASITES ha ha oh wow
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>>168828940 Shit, I had dysentery the other week. I sure as hell am glad that I live in the 21st century.
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>>168829223 >That separated skeleton meter Anonymous
Fuck Antonio, we're taking this
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>>168829223 Amazon my ass, you're on the motherfucking Grand Line already
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>>168829452 Keep him as a pet. Make sure he chomps off Antonio's dick, though.
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>>168827793 >you caught it from another person that had it I WONDER WHO? OUT OF THE 2 PEOPLE ON THIS TRIP, I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT.
HMM...
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>>168829452 TEDDY ROOSEVELT must always be written in capital letters.
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>>168829663 He's just that manly
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>>168829689 WHAT TIME IS IT?! I MUST KNOW.
Oregon Trail !!H71SxPzv7DA
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>>168829689 >unga bunga we been sent back in time to the Mayan Empire You done it now
Oregon Trail !!H71SxPzv7DA
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>>168829781 TIME DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE
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>>168829689 >OP sent back in time to stop the Mayan Apocalypse Anonymous
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>>168829781 YOU ARE NOW IN THE LAND BEFORE TIME
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>>168822307 That was 'Amazon Trail the 3rd'
It was fucking badass.
Fishing scared me for some reason , i had to keep my feet off the floor.
When i got that giant fish, Pirarucu, i fucking jizzed everywhere
Anonymous
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>>168829882 JUST AS IT WAS FORETOLD, THE MAYANS WOULD ATTACK EARTH, SO WE MUST DESTROY THEM BEFORE THEY STRIKE.
I'm glad it succeeded. Anonymous
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>>168830000 Shit dude, I don't know. You might step onto too many butterflies here.
Nice quads Anonymous
Anonymous
>traitor GEE, I REALLY NEED ANOTHER ONE
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>>168830092 nigga wat da fuk
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>>168830000 I advise against this course of action
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>>168830092 At least he's honest.
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>>168830092 ASK HIM THE DATE
ASK HIM
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>>168830092 >Meanwhile in Mount and Blade Anonymous
>>168830092 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lope_de_Aguirre > Aguirre was defeated and killed. From then on, he was considered a symbol of cruelty and treachery in colonial Spanish America,[1][2] and has become an antihero in literature, cinema and other arts.[ Anonymous
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>>168830092 I would ask you stream this, but I don't want to upset the talking panther god.
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>>168830092 >Spanish conquistadors Time travel confirmed
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>>168830239 CONQUISTADORS CONFIRMED FOR JEWS
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OP this thread is great
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>>168830239 >that is not good for me Anonymous
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>>168830194 >killed At least now we know OP's in Hell.
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In Brazil People speak spanish Inca empire Get your shit together game
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>>168830236 Time Travel was confirmed a while back
>>168819795 >>168821174 Anonymous
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dear god it must be the mid 1500s
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>>168830342 >In Brazil >People speak spanish They speak Portuguese
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>>168830442 He was pointing out the errors.
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>mfw I really did go to the Amazon when I was a kid, with my father, exploring the jungle for a week
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>>168830461 you look uneasy
WHATS IN TEFE ANTONIO?
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>>168830342 THEY'RE NOT INCAS THEY'RE NATIVES
Just search for Kayapos. Or Caiapós.
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in b4 boa constrictor kills you
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>>168830503 Yeah sure thing buddy, and I have a job and a loving family.
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>>168830539 She looks like a FOP (Fresh off plantation).
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>>168830194 Holy shit that guy was a bastard, even killed his own daughter.
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>>168830616 >We native american quakers now Anonymous
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>>168830503 I'm sort-of jelly, if not a solidus form of jelly.
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>>168830616 Why the fuck would you want it, it's not even chocolate yet.
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>>168830616 Give her the Cacao
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Gave that bitch a harpoon bitches love harpoons
The Trails !!Pe8/IxcXVF4
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>>168830539 YES I THINK WE ARE GOING FORWARD IN TIME NOW
WAIT WE MIGHT ENCOUNTER ROBOTS
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>>168830539 >I do declare, if that Hina lady doesn't stop spin spin spinnin' on the river and scarin' off the fishes... Anonymous
aww yeah we pleasing the king now
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>>168830572 the quest is to bring some cinchona to the INCA king
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>>168830917 CAIAPÓS ARE NOT INCAS
Don't know about the talking panther, though, could be legit.
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>>168830641 >mfw it's really the only good thing I did in my life with my father >mfw my father spends half of his life in jungles doing shit with tribes everywhere in the world >>168830646 I actually had asthma in the middle of fucking nowhere.
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>>168830995 Well that's Amazon alright.
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>>168830928 get the picture when he's smiling and make it perfect
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>>168831009 But I thought we already had parasittes
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>>168831009 But
what kind of parasites? Is it the one that goes inside your dick? Anonymous
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>>168830995 Grey cubes confirmed for browsing /v/
Oregon Trail !!H71SxPzv7DA
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>>168831149 we have stronger, iguana resistant parasites
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>>168831149 Yeah, and I thought I already had FUCKING SMALLPOX
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>>168830969 im not saying the natives are incas im saying the talking panther is the inca king, there are no incas in BR dont know about talking panthers though
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>>168831204 Truly, these are dark times.
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>>168831204 Oh damn. How close are we to pleasing the Inca King and his time traveling panther slave?
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>>168831204 Rest for a week nigga. You gonna get super aids if you keep this up.
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>>168831326 I don't think we'll make it
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>>168831204 What the fuck happened to your immune system?
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>>168830503 Exploring the Himalayas > Amazon
My dad confirmed for better than your dad. And it was for a month.
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>>168831390 STOP IT
IT'S NOT FUNNY
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>>168830898 The jaguar will be quite happy, I assume.
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>>168831457 The fuck is Chagas disease?
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>>168831457 He just made that one up
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I remember playing this game for hours as a kid. I remember once while spear fishing I caught a rare fish that, no shit, was wearing and eyepatch and a bandana like a pirate. I don't think it was this version, I think it was one of the later ones. I got it in a cereal box in the late '90s I think. Can you do the spear fishing minigame in this one?
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>>168831457 Come on, that's not even real.
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>>168831457 That skeleton you enslaved is almost free.
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>>168831667 THE SKELETON METER IS REACHING CRITICAL MASS
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>>168831518 A real ugly disease, somewhat common in the Amazon region.
Pic related, dis nigga bite yo ass you're fuked
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>>168831667 we skeleton now
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>>168831457 Antonio, bringer of plague and pestilence
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>>168828192 manaus - finnish for curse
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>>168831667 No OP.
Antonio hasn't even begun.
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>>168831667 >5 minutes to skeleton Anonymous
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OP confirmed for being sick with everything.
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>>168831667 Soon you shall become Pestilence and depart to join the other four horsemen in your canoe.
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>>168831868 IT'S SKELETON O'CLOCK
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>>168831868 GODDAMMIT INCA KING THIS IS NOT THE FUCKING TIME
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>>168831868 THIS COULD BE THE END
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>>168831868 WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT THE INCA KING?
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>>168831961 WE TRAVELING FORWARD IN TIME NOW
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>>168831961 >1993 MODERN TIMES, YOU'RE SAVED!
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>>168831961 1993? Get that modern medicine yo!
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>>168831961 HOLY FUCK
that's my birthday DON'T DO ANYTHING CRAZY
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>>168831961 THE BIGGEST LEAP SO FAR
YOUR POWERS ARE GROWING
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>>168831961 >1993 THEY MUST HAVE MEDICINE! TAKE THEIR MEDICINE!
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>>168832024 DIVINE PROVIDENCE
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>>168831961 QUICK, TRAVEL 100 YEARS IN THE FUTURE. YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO OBTAIN AUGMENTATIONS
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>>168832024 EVERYTHING OH GOD EVERYTHING
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Remember, harpoons are the currency of the Amazon
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>>168831961 >1993 Go find the 5 year old me
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>>168831961 DON'T DIE YET OP, WE MIGHT GET TO MEET ROBOTS IF THIS KEEPS UP
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>>168832158 an antique collector?
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>>168832158 bitches love harpoons
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>>168832024 ANTONIO BROUGHT YOU BACK TO THE FUTURE TO KILL US ALL!
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>>168832057 >yfw OP is your father >yfw either he or antonio is your father Anonymous
>>168832158 Wait.... did you just bring smallpox to the modern world? Fuck....
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Don't use the first aid. Embrace your undead destiny
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>>168832158 NOW WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO WHEN YOU FIGHT THE ALIEN WHALES IN 2027?
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>>168832158 OH SHIT FIRST AID
BASED 1993
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>>168832227 DON'T SAY THAT
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>>168832249 IT'S HAPPENING
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Oh geez, I played this on an old Mac back in Junior High.
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>>168832024 FIRST BORN SON
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>>168832249 BRACING FOR IMPACT
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>>168832249 How do you become "sick" with parasites anyway?
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>>168832249 DEATH DEATH DEATH
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>>168832158 The skeletons will be kept at bay...For now
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>>168832249 >Skeleton timer WE'RE DEAD AREN'T WE
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>>168832351 Why don't you head on down to the rainforest and tell us!
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>>168832351 > implying all disease isn't called by tiny parasites Anonymous
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>>168832249 USE THE FIRST AID KIT YOU JUST FUCKING GOT!
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>>168832249 Free the skellington from his prison!
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WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR DAMN MEDKIT, ANTONIO?Could we have gone at a pace other than grueling, or is it sort of an unspoken rule about Trail threads?
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>>168832446 Death or victory?
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Oregon Trail !!H71SxPzv7DA
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>>168832446 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>168832249 ANTONIO ATE ALL YOUR MEDICINE THE SICK FUCK
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>>168832446 2012-12-28
never forget
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>>168832446 IT WAS SABOTAGE DAMNIT
SABOTAGE
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>>168832446 YOU HAD THE FIRST AID IN THE PAL OF YOUR HAND! YA BLEW IT
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>>168832446 Maybe it's come to an end because he complete the quest... right? Guys?
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>>168832446 YOU ARE DEAD
DEAD
DEAD
YOU ARE DEAD DEAD DEAD
Thought you were hot
Guess what?
You're not
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WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST GOT THE MED KIT ANTONIO MUST HAVE TAMPERED WITH THAT SHIT
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>>168832516 Was it truly that day?
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WHAT THE HELL FUCK THE AMAZON FUCK THE RAINFOREST FUCK THE NATIVES FUCK THE AMAZON TRAIL BUT ESPECIALLY FUCK ANTONIO
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>>168832446 The comfort of death will come for men and demons alike... by the guidance of the Great Will.
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>>168832478 Just like gaben feed, sanic speed. /v/'s the daredevil.
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>OP dies because Antonio is the fucking fourth Horseman
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>>168832589 IT WAS ALL A DREAM
Oregon Trail !!H71SxPzv7DA
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>>168832589 WHAT A TWEEEEEEEEEEEST
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>>168832589 OH FUCK! I forgot all about that ending shit!
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>>168822085 THIS NIGGER CALLED IT
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>>168832589 DAT PLOT TWIST
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>>168832589 Oh god this is like Flower, Sun and Rain
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OP Here Thanks for being with me. I guess I might try Yukon Trail Tomorrow
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>>168832589 Shit, I was expecting some creepy face to show up in the window or something, like that image of Bart Simpson's room.
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>>168832589 THIS FUCKING GAME PULLED A MARIO 2 ON US
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>>168832760 Oregon Trail III: Liquid Electric Boogaloo
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>>168832760 Thanks for the existential nightmare, OP.
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>>168832760 If you can, try and get the 90s Oregon Trail sometime, just for the hell of it. Or maybe someone else can. Either way, I can't wait for the Yukon Trail. See you then.
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>>168832760 Fucking 5 star thread, mah nigga
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>>168821087 Guess what I'm listening to on Pandora?
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>>168832589 BAISED TEDDY SAVED YOUR SOUL FROM THE FOURTH HORSEMAN!
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this thread was seriously something fucking else.
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Can you still archive threads? What happened to chan archive? Didn't it die?
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>>168832589 >By M Night Shyamalan Anonymous
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>>168832760 Aww yeah, I was going to try that over the weekend if you didn't.
Great thread, thanks for taking part in one of the few good things about /v/
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>>168832909 His manliness transcends time and space.
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>>168832589 >dat smug cat Oh, I know what's been going on here...
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>>168832589 The jaguar was his cat whispering in his ear all along...
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Not so Anonymous
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>>168832589 >Just get into this thread >My name's Antonio What is even happening
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>>168832954 Google "foolz"
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>>168832954 I was just about to say...
http://chanarchive org/request_votes
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>>168832446 i was just playing this last night.
tell me you saved OP
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http://blah.org/request_votes replace blah with
chan
archive
4chan filters this site for some reason
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>>168833146 foolz doesn't save images
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>>168832954 all threads are archived
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>>168831961 KEEP GOING FORWARD
GET YOU VISION AUGMENTED
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>>168833245 >for some reason Said reason is the belief that archiving threads prevents OC. I kinda agree.
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>>168833069 i voted anon! we need 3 more!
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Fuck fucking game. Gives the plot to Assassin's Creed a run for its money.
anon
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>>168833284 Yes, it does. But it's currently 502ed.
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where do i get this game... i will win...
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>>168833245 All threads are automatically archived. Stop.
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>>168833641 I have a physical CD of it. Come to my house, give me ten thousand dollars, suck my dick at least twice, and clean the litterbox, then you may have it.
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>>168833736 how does that work
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>>168834128 FUCKING ANTONIO
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>>168834128 Shop mystery of druids in there to
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>>168834128 >I'll give you everything Anonymous
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>>168834128 It took me a bit to see that.
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>>168832760 Aw hell yes, you gonna crash some wagons, play some poker, and mine some gold
OR DIE Anonymous
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>>168832760 5/5 thread
thank you
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