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>"Hey, Anon, did you know that if level a Ratatta to level 72 without evolving, heal him at the PokeCenter 50 times, fly back to Palette Town, speak to your mom once, go out and go to the first tall-grass area in the game, catch the first Pokemon you encounter with the Master Ball, level him to 72 without evolving, store them both into the computer, turn off your Gameboy without saving, wrap it in the flesh of a sacrificial lamb, smear the flesh with your own blood, wash it in the Dead Sea 7 times, walk the desert for 40 days and nights while holding the Gameboy to the heavens, you will meet a hooded man at an oasis, and if you battle him with your Ratatta and the other Pokemon you caught and beat him, then he will spill his own blood and you must wash his corpse in the water of the oasis then carry it and bury it exactly 72 meters from spot he died, at which point you will hear a voice like a whisper coming from the wind, it will call your name. Do not be afraid, but immediately fall face-first onto the sand and a man with glorious shining robes and eyes of fire will lift you up and give you a scroll. Under no circumstances may you read what the scroll contains, for death is in its words. Rather, you must eat it. It will taste sweet in your mouth, but will feel bitter in your stomach. You will vomit onto the sand, and when you look up you will see that the with the fiery eyes has disappeared and your vomit has been replaced with a copy of Pokemon. You may now unwrap your Gameboy and bury the blood-smeared flesh in the same spot where the Pokemon cartridge lay. Once you put this new Pokemon cart into your Gameboy, you will see that it contains the same save as your original copy of Pokemon, but now you have a Pikablu."