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Anonymous !ltacaJ7Qr2 Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:28:00 No.97420952 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>97421043 >>97421065 >>97421268 >>97421396 >>97421432 >>97421514

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Red dead redemption
>Start dressing in old west clothes, with nice vest, boots and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from girls
>Girls fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my virginity the same week at some girl I met at club
>Get a new girl every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:29:00 No.97421043 Report

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>>97420952
Women love men with a sense of style.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:29:00 No.97421065 Report

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>>97420952
And then I stop daydreaming and get back to flipping burgers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:29:00 No.97421129 Report

Quoted By: >>97421549

>Pic related the girl he meet at the club.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:29:00 No.97421155 Report

Quoted By: >>97421432

Sounds like you dressed up like a hipster and got chicks.

Which makes sense. Bitches love anything that sticks out.

Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:30:00 No.97421186 Report

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>Lost my virginity the same week at some girl I met at club

you met a slut. It has nothing to do with your clothes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:30:00 No.97421211 Report

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>Be Anton Chigurh
>Kill OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:31:00 No.97421268 Report

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>>97420952

Girls wanna be ridden by a true cowboy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:32:00 No.97421396 Report

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>>97420952
>then I woke up all sweaty and wet in my pants

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:33:00 No.97421432 Report

Quoted By: >>97422058 >>97424786

>>97421155
Or even simpler, Op stopped dressing like shit.

>>97420952
*
>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Red dead redemption
>Start dressing in old west clothes, with nice vest, boots and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from girls
*

This much of Op's post actually happened.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:34:00 No.97421514 Report

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>>97420952
At the end of the day you die

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:34:00 No.97421537 Report

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>Its all about the money
>its all about the Dum dum da de dum dum

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Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:34:00 No.97421549 Report

Quoted By: >>97438396

>>97421129

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:35:00 No.97421618 Report

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take a pic of yourself if your old west clothes OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:36:00 No.97421721 Report

Quoted By: >>97433366 >>97433685

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Red dead redemption
>Game is a boring GTA in the desert
>the main characters looks badass but he's just a beta who gets pushed around by ridiculous motherfuckers like the tonic salesman and the necrophile guy
>laugh at how pathetic this shit is and wonder how much Rockstar paid the reviewers
>sell it on ebay
>Manage to make a profit of 5 bucks too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:36:00 No.97421730 Report

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How hard can it be to dress like Marston?

>Leather jacket
>Vest
>White shirt
>Tie
>Grey jeans

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:40:00 No.97422058 Report

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>>97421432
>This much of Op's post actually happened.

Girls like men with confidence. If you can stand in a bar in a silly costume and look confident then lots of girls will be talking to you. Just be proving you have guts to wear the costume is enough to get their attention. Which makes me wonder if this will work with any old costume ..... I wonder how confident one can look wearing a chicken costume at a bar?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:40:00 No.97422079 Report

Quoted By: >>97422259 >>97422675 >>97423414 >>97423858

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Tropico 3
>Start dressing in a military uniform, with fat Cuban cigars, aviators, and all that cool shit
>Suddenly get lots of looks from peasants
>Cubans fucking my wallet with their eyes everywhere
>Became a dictator the same week with some third world island nation I found in the Caribbean
>Get a new statue of myself every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:42:00 No.97422259 Report

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>>97422079
pic related, it's me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:44:00 No.97422448 Report

Quoted By: >>97423414

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Megaman 2
>Start dressing in a blue suit, with arm cannon, blue helmet, and all that cool shit
>Suddenly get lots of looks from robots
>Robots fucking my mega buster with their eyes everywhere
>Beat Dr. Wily the same week as I get my arm cannon installed
>Get a new power up for myself every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:44:00 No.97422456 Report

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>Play Red Dead Redemption
>as I travel down the road to Armadillo from MacFarlane's ranch, I observe the beautiful landscape and realize it is the best game I've ever played
>walk through bandit camps in a duster coat, blowing away criminals and gang members with my shotgun, the cold-hearted hero of the west

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:45:00 No.97422511 Report

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Nice one, OP. as if girls care about cowboy clothes anymore. They're into tattoos and ripped chests, not hats and chaps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:47:00 No.97422675 Report

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>>97422079
>tropico
>more like bropico

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:48:00 No.97422805 Report

Quoted By: >>97422992 >>97428011

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Morrowind
>Start dressing in bull netch chitin clothes
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from Imperial S'wit
>N'Wah stopping me with their eyes everywhere
>Arrested like a criminal scum the same weekend in Balmora
>Withdraw to the ashlanders and herd guar every weekend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:49:00 No.97422833 Report

Quoted By: >>97423414 >>97423566 >>97423858

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Mount and Blade
>Start dressing in Medieval clothes, with a nice tunic, chainmail and all that cool shit
>Suddenly get lots of looks from Rhodoks
>Swadian knights fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>My blade loses its virginity the same week with some Vaegir I met at a mountain pass
>Conquer a new faction every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:51:00 No.97422992 Report

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>>97422805
>accidentally your greentext

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:51:00 No.97423010 Report

Quoted By: >>97423566

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play L.A. Noire
>Start dressing in Detective clothing, with three-piece suit, fedora and all cool that shit
>Suddenly get looks from girls
>Meet some girl in the club
>She blinks
>I accuse her of flying a jetpack to Neptune then murdering her ex-boyfriend
>Get kicked in the nuts
>mfw I get an Intuition Point removed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:53:00 No.97423160 Report

Quoted By: >>97424454

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play WRPGs
>Remain a virgin

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:56:00 No.97423397 Report

Quoted By: >>97423566

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Fallout 3
>Start dressing in Power Armour and going out with a laser rifle
>Suddenly get lots of looks from the Enclave
>Enclave fucking me with their eyebots everywhere
>Lost my virginity the same week with some super mutant i met in the ruins
>Get a new suit of armour every week

pic related, it's me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:56:00 No.97423414 Report

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>>97422079
>>97422448
>>97422833
I approve of this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:56:00 No.97423459 Report

Quoted By: >>97425398

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Planescape Torment
>Start increasing my vocabulary exponentially, carry around a skull and constantly update my journal.
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from shadows
>Lost my memory the same week I got into that bar fight
>New personality every weekend.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:57:00 No.97423499 Report

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>be 20+ virgin
>play video games
>start dressing in video games, with video games, video games and all cool that video games
>suddenly get video games from video games
>video games video games me with their video games everywhere
>lost my video gams the same game with some video game i met in the video games
>get a new video game every day of the week

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:57:00 No.97423517 Report

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>be 20+ virgin
>play halo
>start dressing in futuristic military armor
>suddenly get lot of looks from elites
>marines fucking my vehicle takedowns with their eyes everywhere
>kill the flood the same week i got my new suit upgrades
>save the galaxy everyweekend
>mfw i dont have any halo images saved

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:58:00 No.97423566 Report

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>>97422833
>>97423010
>>97423397

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:58:00 No.97423572 Report

Quoted By: >>97423933 >>97424439 >>97425220

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play GTA:SA
>Start dressing in purple clothes to represent Grove Street
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from C.R.A.S.H
>Cops fucking me with their police brutality
>All I had to do was follow the damn train
>Chase yay every weekend.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:58:00 No.97423593 Report

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>Be 20+ alpha male
>Decide to go to the gym
>Take off my shirt and start lifting some weights
>Bitches be mirin everywhere
>A 9/10 chick comes up and start talking to me
>We got to the bathroom I take her virginity
>mfw Im not making this up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:58:00 No.97423599 Report

Quoted By: >>97423853

>>andacopypastawasborn

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:59:00 No.97423674 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Darkness
>Start dressing in shadows and darkness
>Girls fucking me with their eyes and screaming
>Realize my costume doesn't work in a daylight
>Get arrested for public nudity
>Get prosecuted every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 20:59:00 No.97423716 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Deus Ex Human Revolution
>Start dressing in brocade leather trenchcoats, with nice arms, legs and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from luddites
>Luddites fucking me with their guns everywhere
>Lost 50HP the same week to some girl I met at club
>Get a new dick aug every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:01:00 No.97423853 Report

Quoted By: >>97424262

>>97423599
>implying this wasn't already copypasta

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:01:00 No.97423858 Report

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>>97422079
>>97422833

I'm proud to have gotten the ball rolling on this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:02:00 No.97423933 Report

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>>97423572
>Grove Street
>purple
YOU BUSTA, THAT SHIT'S BALLA COLORS!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:03:00 No.97424010 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Deus Ex
>Start dressing with nano-bots, with sunglasses and augmented vision
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from NSF
>Terrorists shooting me with their guns everywhere
>Shot the NSF Leader in the Statue of Liberty
>Get called a Jackass by my brother every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:04:00 No.97424096 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Pressure
>Start dressing in old diving suit, with brass helmet, glass portholes and all that cool shit
>Suddenly gets a look from the captain
>The captain is fucking me with his eyes everywhere I go
>Tentacles burst from under his skin
>Lost my virginity the same week
>Fucking pressure

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:04:00 No.97424117 Report

Quoted By: >>97424348

>be 20+ virgin
>play a lot of League of Legends
>start dressing in robes, staff, and a hat, all that cool shit
>start getting looks from towers
>towers fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>Kill every thing with my ultimate spells
>Get a new item every 5 minutes

pic related, it's me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:04:00 No.97424133 Report

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>Put on my Rayban sunglasses and a suit
>Bitches be tripping on my dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:06:00 No.97424262 Report

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>>97423853

youre just jelly cause u didnt come up with this first

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:07:00 No.97424329 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Door
>Start dressing in a bed sheet, a party hat, a ribbon and all that slick shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from people whose body I've stolen
>Plumbers backtracking all over my home
>Lost my virginity the same week to some girl I met at a pink castle
>Hide a new letter of my name each week

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:07:00 No.97424348 Report

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>>97424117
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:07:00 No.97424349 Report

Quoted By: >>97424470

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play mindcraft
>Start dressing in miners clothes and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from creepers
>Creepers fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my house the same week at some creeper I met at my place
>Get a new pickaxe every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:08:00 No.97424439 Report

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>>97423572
>purple clothes
>grove street
You fuckin bustah

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:08:00 No.97424445 Report

Quoted By: >>97428011

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Mass Effect
>Start dressing in Scorpion armor, with nice helmet, camo and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from Cerberus
>Geth raping me with their rifles everywhere
>Had clothed sex with some girl I spent 9000 hours talking to
>WREX

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:08:00 No.97424454 Report

Quoted By: >>97424518

>>97423160
>be a virgin
>play JRPG's
>attach a fleshlight to the back of my monitor
>have sex with my monitor that has a picture of mai waifu on it
>still a virgin

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:08:00 No.97424470 Report

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>>97424349

>Lost my house the same week at some creeper I met at my place

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:09:00 No.97424518 Report

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>>97424454

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:09:00 No.97424551 Report

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>be 200+ deadric prince
>play elderscrolls 4
>Start wearing bad ass purple suit
>suddenly get lots of looks from other deadra
>Areals and Mazkens start fucking worshiping me
>beat Jygalag next day
>make it rain every other day
>pic related

Crash and The Boys !ltacaJ7Qr2

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Crash and The Boys !ltacaJ7Qr2 Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:10:00 No.97424575 Report

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>be 20+ virgin
>Play Super Mario Bros
>Start dressing in suspenders, flat cap and a red shell suit
>Start getting looks from Toads
>Koopas fucking me with their shells everywhere
>Jump on all the Goombas in the Mushroom Kingdom
>Get a new adventure every weekend
Pic related, it's me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:10:00 No.97424589 Report

Quoted By: >>97424928 >>97431244

>Be 20+ Virgin
>Play tetris
>start putting blocks together in all colors
>suddenly get lot of girls from looks
>virgin lost weeks from club at girl
>new weekend every girl at week

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:11:00 No.97424693 Report

Quoted By: >>97425011

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play DoWII:Retribution
>Start dressing in bloodstained armor with eight pointed stars, skulls and ruinous symbols
>Suddenly get lots of looks from Astartes
>Astartes fucking me with their bolters everywhere
>Lost my arm the same week at some space marine I met at a battlefield
>Get a new mutation every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:12:00 No.97424760 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Rome: Total War
>Start dressing in Roman clothes, with nice tunica, sandals and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from gauls
>Carthaginians fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my triarii the same week at some sacred band I met at Mediulanium
>Get a new diplomat every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:12:00 No.97424783 Report

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>girl approaches you in club
>sorry, I'm a married man

this doesn't work for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:12:00 No.97424786 Report

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>>97421432
>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Red dead redemption
This much of Op's post actually happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:12:00 No.97424798 Report

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>Be a 20+ virgin
>Play Super Mario World
>Start dressing in overalls, with red cap, shoes, and all that cool shit.
>Suddenly get lot of looks from princesses
>Bowser fucking me with his eyes everywhere
>Lost my princess the same week to Bowser in a castle
>Go to a new castle every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:12:00 No.97424814 Report

Quoted By: >>97425011 >>97425626

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Dawn of War
>Start dressing in IG clothes, with nice helmet, boots and all cool that shit
>Suddenly lots of looks from Orks
>Slaaneshi daemons fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my left kidney the same week at some Commisar clubbing me
>Get a new line to hold every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:12:00 No.97424820 Report

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Proof that despite all of /v/s shiteating, there's a little humor in all of us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:12:00 No.97424837 Report

Quoted By: >>97424898

>Be 20+ virgin
>Browse /v/
>Start posting non-vidya, with dubs, trolling, and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from /v/irgins
>/v/irgins saging me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my thread the same week at some /v/irgin I met in a thread
>make a new thread every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:13:00 No.97424892 Report

Quoted By: >>97428011

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Super Mario Bros
>Start dressing in plumber clothes, with nice overall, red shirt, red cap and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from princess
>Princess fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my princess the same week at some dragon turtrle I met at club
>Rescue the princess every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:13:00 No.97424898 Report

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>>97424837
>new thread every weekend

That's awfully generous.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:14:00 No.97424907 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Dwarf Fortress
>Start dressing in iron armor
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from goblins
>Goblins fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my base the same week by some forgotten beast I met underground
>Lose a new base every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:14:00 No.97424928 Report

Quoted By: >>97431244

>>97424589
I spat out my drink.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:14:00 No.97424981 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play WoW
>After years of effort, finally become a 30+ virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:14:00 No.97424983 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play left 4 dead
>Start dressing in white business shirt with red tie and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from zombies
>walls fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my aspirin the same week at some old guy I met at an abandoned warehouse.
>Get more pills every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:15:00 No.97425002 Report

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>be 20+ virgin
>Play The Witcher 2
>Start dressing in medieval armour, with witcher amulet and all that cool shit
>Suddenly get lots of looks from from whores
>Whores ploughing me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my virginity the same week with some wench I met at the brothel
>Plough a new whore every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:15:00 No.97425011 Report

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>>97424814
>>97424693
You two need to meet at a club.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:15:00 No.97425028 Report

Quoted By: >>97425256 >>97425433

Am I the only one laughing so hard almost dying everytime these threads come up. Wish I had this kind of creativity.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:16:00 No.97425102 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Ninja Gaiden
>Start dressing in Skintight Leather Ninja Combat Garb
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from Alternative girls
>Goth girls fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my virginity the same week at some girl I met at S&M club
>Get a new girl every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:17:00 No.97425220 Report

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>>97423572
>>97423572
>>97423572
>purple
>grove street
You fucked up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:17:00 No.97425246 Report

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I came in here thinking it was a Red Dead General.

DarkTrip !nNThBA7CKU

DarkTrip !nNThBA7CKU Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:17:00 No.97425256 Report

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>>97425028
pls be trol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:18:00 No.97425282 Report

Quoted By: >>97425527

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Zeno Clash
>Start dressing in weird punk fantasy clothes, with skull face paint, wooden armor and all cool that shit
>Suddenly get lots of looks from hermaphrodites
>Bird-people fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my virginity the same week at some Corwid I met at Halstedom
>Get a new Corwid every weekend

Crash and The Boys !ltacaJ7Qr2

Crash and The Boys !ltacaJ7Qr2 Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:18:00 No.97425302 Report

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Voted for archive

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:19:00 No.97425398 Report

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>>97423459
>New personality every weekend.
Fucking lost it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:19:00 No.97425433 Report

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>>97425028

Come on baby, do the copypasta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:19:00 No.97425445 Report

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>be 20+ virgin
>Play Minecraft
>start dressing in clothes I made from punching cows and rocks
>suddenly get lot of looks from creepers
>creepers fucking me with their ssssssssssss everywhere
>lost my house the same week at some creeper i met in the dark
>get blown up every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:20:00 No.97425527 Report

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>>97425282
haha oh god

Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:21:00 No.97425581 Report

Quoted By: >>97425826 >>97426639

>be 20+ year old virgin
>make some lame as parody on the original post

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:21:00 No.97425626 Report

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>>97424814
The emperor protects.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:22:00 No.97425694 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Uncharted:DF
>Start dressing in Sully's clothes, with nice cigar, tropical shirt and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from girls
>Lost my virginity the same week at some hooker i took to church
>Every weekend looking for a new bride in a brothel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:23:00 No.97425723 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play STALKER
>Start dressing in scientist suit, with closed circuit respirator, nice visor, gloves and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from scientists
>Scientists fucking me with their instruments everywhere
>Lost my virginity the same week at some scientist I met at their bunker
>Get a new artifact every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:24:00 No.97425826 Report

Quoted By:

>>97425581
>be 40 year old virgin
>hate everything
>sage a good thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:24:00 No.97425845 Report

Quoted By:

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Mortal Kombat and select Quan Chi
>Start dressing in black leather, spikes, white paint and all that cool shit
>Start getting looks from mindless earthrealm pawns
>Elder Gods fucking me with their gaze
>Enslave my first Earthrealm soul same week with some fighter I met in the tournament
>Get a new soul slave in the netherealm every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:24:00 No.97425853 Report

Quoted By:

>be 20 + female
>

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:25:00 No.97425913 Report

Quoted By:

>20+ virgin
>dress like Indiana Johnes
>new girl every weekend

Oh Professor~

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:25:00 No.97425932 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Thief 2
>Start dressing in dark hooded clothes
>Suddenly no one sees me
>Pagans fucking me with their woodsie eyes everywhere
>Pick pocketed a girl I met at club
>Get new rope arrows every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:26:00 No.97425982 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Rome Total War
>Start dressing in roman garbs, with kilts, helmets, gladios' and all that cool shit.
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from barbarians
>Barbarians fucking me with their beards and axes everywhere
>Lost my virginity the same week at some village with a barbarian chief
>Get a new TRIARII every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:28:00 No.97426173 Report

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>be 20+ virgin
>realize women love money and shiny things, like dogs
>treat women like dogs, spoil them with money and shiny things
>new gf every 2 weeks
>play vidya, they leave me eventually
>i just dont give a fuck.jpg

money is overpowered, and i look like the aflac goose guy irl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:29:00 No.97426339 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Pro Evolution Soccer 2011
>Start dressing in football jerseys, shorts, football boots and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from defenders
>defenders fucking me with their tackles everywhere
>Lost my temper in the clup final the same day I broke my rival team's start player's leg
>Get a new contract every weekend

Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:31:00 No.97426455 Report

Quoted By: >>97426542 >>97426594 >>97428011

>Be 20+ virgin
>Post in stupid topic
>Start copycating/parroting/forced memeing retarded OPs message
>Suddenly everyones doing it
>Poor fucking taste in games everywhere
>Giggling like a quality deprived faggot
>Get a "new" reply every message

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:31:00 No.97426542 Report

Quoted By:

>>97426455
>nofunallowed.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:32:00 No.97426594 Report

Quoted By:

>>97426455
>Be 20+ virgin
>My greentext doesn't work
>Sage thread
>No fun allowed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:33:00 No.97426639 Report

Quoted By:

>>97425581
>Be 20+ virgin
>tell 20+ virgins on the internet to stop having fun

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:33:00 No.97426682 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Killer 7
>Start dressing in old west clothes, with nice vest, boots, wheelchair and all cool that shit
>Suddenly lots of looks from terrorists
>Coyote saying you're fucked everywhere
>Lost my virginity the same week at some girl who changes my diapers
>Get a new personality every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:35:00 No.97426834 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
>Start dressing in assassin robes, with nice hidden blade, boots and all cool that shit
>Guardie fucking my with their crossbows everywhere
>Lost my virginity the same week at some puttana I met at the Rosa in Fiore
>Get a new puttana every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:35:00 No.97426856 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Red Orchestra
>Start dressing in old wehrmacht uniform, with nice helmet, boots and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from soviets
>Russkies shooting at me with their mosins everywhere
>Lost three fingers the same week to some siberian peasant with e-tool
>Get new wound every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:35:00 No.97426892 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Way of the Samurai 3
>start dressing in feudal japan clothes, with nice kimonos, katanas, and all that cool shit
>suddenly gets lot of looks from warlords
>warlords fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>lost my honor the same week at some girl I met at guard tower
>get a new katana every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:36:00 No.97426936 Report

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>be 20+ virgin
>Play Professor Layton
>Start dressing in gentlemen's attire, with a nice top hat and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from puzzles
>Puzzles fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my puzginity the same week at some hint coin I met at the village.
>Get a new puzzle every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:36:00 No.97426987 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Shattered Horizon
>Start dressing in space suit, with jetpack, helmet and all that cool shit
>Suddenly get lots of looks from the NASA
>Scientists recruiting me with their eyes everywhere
>Got a job the same week
>Go to space every year

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:38:00 No.97427169 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Team Fortress 2 as a Spy
>Start disguising as a enemy player wearing fancy 3-story-high hats with all the burning butterflies and glowing piece signs circling around
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from enemies
>Heavy fucking me with their fists everywhere
>Got crabs the same week at some girl I met at hatte sallone
>get a new crate every hour

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:39:00 No.97427238 Report

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>be 20+ virgin
>play BC2
>start dressing in ghillie suits and baklavas
>suddenly get looks from russians
>engineers fucking me with their repair tools everywhere
>lost my motion mines the same week i ran into a recon at bravo
>arm a new m-com everyweekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:39:00 No.97427256 Report

Quoted By:

>mfw this thread

shame it will be made again by some faggot and it won't be funny as the joke gets beaten like the dead horse it'd be after this 404's

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:41:00 No.97427409 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Sonic the Hedgehog
>get naked, paint my body blue and tan, put on ridiculously oversized shoes and gloves and all that cool shit
>Suddenly get lots of looks from Robots
>Robots trying to steal my rings everywhere
>Lose my rings the same week to some robot I met at a Flying Battery Zone
>Lose my rings every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:41:00 No.97427454 Report

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>Be 20+ year old virgin
>Play STALKER
>Start dressing in survival gear, with a gas-mask, backpack, and all that good shit
>Get ton of looks from duty
>Freedom fucking me with their eyes
>Lose memory to sentient computer in Chernobyl
>Wind up in a new death truck every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:42:00 No.97427505 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Arkham Asylum
>Start dressing like batman, with nice armor, cape, and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from super-criminals
>Catwoman and Poison Ivy fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my temper the same week at some Joker I met at club
>Get a new mortal enemy every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:43:00 No.97427564 Report

Quoted By: >>97428011

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play donkey kong country
>Start dressing in nothing more than a tie
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from girls
>Girls fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my virginity the same week at some girl I met at club
>Get a new girl every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:43:00 No.97427577 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Eve Online
>Start dressing in spaceships, with turrets, launchers and all cool that shit
>Suddenly get lot of looks from pirates
>Pirates ganking me with their frigs in lowsec
>Lost my BC the same week at some Minmatar I met at 0.0
>Get new BC every weekend while you read this in my voice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:45:00 No.97427781 Report

Quoted By: >>97428011

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Half life 1
>Start dressing in H.E.V suit
>Suddenly get looks from Head crabs
>Meet some Crabs in the Hallway
>It blinks
>I kill all with a crowbar

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:45:00 No.97427824 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Super Mario 3
>Dress up like a plumber
>Suddenly I get a lot of calls from girls
>Go fix one of their toilets
>Get reemed in the crack while bent over with a big DRAGON DILDO
>Get a new job every day

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:46:00 No.97427869 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play pokemon red
>Start dressing in childrens clothes, with a baseball cap, pokeballs and all that cool shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from pokemon
>Rattata fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my virginity the same week at some red headed slut I hit with my bicycle
>Catch new pokemon every weekend

>pic related. it's the slut.

Drouse !!dFmmqfl3qnZ

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Drouse !!dFmmqfl3qnZ Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:46:00 No.97427879 Report

Quoted By: >>97428192

>Be ?+ virgin
>Play Halo ODST
>Start dressing in Future armor and wear a helmet
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from Spartans
>Spartans fucking me with their Energy swords
>Lost my virginity the same week at Reach while getting Glassed
>Get a new Helmet every weekend

am not the only one that feels this way

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:46:00 No.97427902 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Half-life 2
>Start dressing in HEVs, grow a beard, wear glasses and all that cool shit
>Suddenly get lot of attention from combine
>Headcrabs fucking with my head everywhere
>Lost my speech the same week
>Never get Episode three

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:47:00 No.97427978 Report

Quoted By:

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Dead space
>Start dressing in engeneers armour, with nice helmet, Rig, boots and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from Necromorphs
>Necromorphs fucking me with their claws everywhere
>Lost my virginity the same week at some Infetor I met below deck
>Get a new Power node every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:48:00 No.97428011 Report

Quoted By:

>>97422805
>>97424445
>>97424892
>>97426455
>>97427564
>>97427781

You will never learn how to greentext properly will you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:48:00 No.97428055 Report

Quoted By:

What actually happened:

>Play Red dead redemption
>Get a new girl every weekend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:49:00 No.97428124 Report

Quoted By:

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Max Payne
>Start dressing in trench coats, noir detective outfits, and all that cool shit
>Suddenly get lots of looks from Punchinello family
>thugs fucking me with their guns everywhere
>lost my bullettime the same week at some mob boss I met at the slums
>get new bottle of painkillers every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:49:00 No.97428139 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Castlevania
>Start dressing in leather, with holy whip, Bibles, and all cool that shit
>Suddenly get lots of looks from creatures of the night
>Demons attacking me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my HP the same week at some vampire I met at his castle
>Get a new sub-weapon every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:49:00 No.97428148 Report

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>Be 20+ Virgin
>Play Resident Evil
>Start dressing in STARS unifroms, with police vests, guns and all that shit
>Suddenly, get lots of looks from zombies
>Zombies fucking me their eyes everywhere
>Lost my immunity to the T-Virus the same week at some Nemesis I met at a club
>Eat a new victim every weekend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:50:00 No.97428192 Report

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>>97427879
types "?+" instead of 20+ like everyone else, underage.
Can't greentext, Halo, tripfag.
Summer is here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:50:00 No.97428201 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Zelda
>Start dressing in tights, with green hat ,Sword and all that cool shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from underage girls
>parents give me evils
>get arrested for wielding a sword
>get assraped by a goron the same night.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:51:00 No.97428251 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Gran Turismo 4
>Start driving nissan skylines, with spoilers, tarbos and all cool that shit
>Suddenly get lots of looks from muscle cars
>Street racers fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my license that same week at some ricer I raced on the highway
>Get a new pink slip every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:51:00 No.97428279 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Portal
>Start dressing in Orange Jupmsuits, with nice shirts, no boots and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from GlaDos
>GLados fucking me with her Tests everywhere
>Lost my Companion Cube the same week at some Incinirator I met at a test chamber
>Get no Cake every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:52:00 No.97428344 Report

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>Be 13+ virgin
>Play CoDMW2
>Start dressing in OPERATOR clothes, with POUCHES, BALLISTIC VEST and all that TACTICAL shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from TANGOS
>TANGOS fucking me with their AKs everywhere
>Lost track of my killcount the same week with some TANGO I met at Burger Town
>Get new TACTICAL WEAPON ATTACHMENT every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:52:00 No.97428355 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Quake 3 Arena
>Start dressing in military uniform with a cigar permanently stuck in my mouth
>Suddenly get lots of looks from girls
>Not giving a shit because I am gay
>Realise that I am not a 20+ virgin and have a boyfriend
>Return to playing Quake 3 Arena

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:53:00 No.97428453 Report

Quoted By: >>97428697

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Red dead redemption
>Start dressing in old west clothes, with nice vest, boots and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from cougars
>Cougars mauling me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my arm the same week at some cougar I met in a field
>Get a new mauling every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:55:00 No.97428631 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Castlevania SOTN
>Start dressing in old baroque clothes, with nice black suit, mantle and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from belmonts
>bemonts fucking me with their whips and holy water everywhere
>Lost my virginity the same week with Death I met at the club
>Get a new monster underling every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:55:00 No.97428639 Report

Quoted By: >>97428958

i could never pull off the cowboy look
because im asian

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:55:00 No.97428649 Report

Quoted By: >>97428841

>Be 20 Tonne+ Virgin
>Play Half life
>Dress as Gaben
>Suddenly get laid by everything.
>Realize I am not getting laid but am actually rolling over women and crushing them
>Destroy a new city every weekend.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:56:00 No.97428697 Report

Quoted By:

>>97428453

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:57:00 No.97428841 Report

Quoted By:

>>97428649

Fucking hilarious.
Even the Heavy is hiding

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:57:00 No.97428853 Report

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> Be 20+ virgin
> Play Intelligent Qube
> Start dressing in smart clothes, with a nice button shirt and green bottoms
> Suddenly, a lot of looks from cubes
> Cubes fucking me with there corners everywhere
> Lost my perfect the same week with some Black Cube I saw coming towards me
> Get a new row every weekend

Pic related - exactly what happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:58:00 No.97428955 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Ace Attorney
>Start dressing in Frilly clothes, with nice cravat, purple vest, and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of Evidence from Gumshoe
>Witnesses fucking me with their lies everywhere
>Lost my Trial the same week at some Spiky-haired dude I met at school ten years ago
>Get a new Case every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:58:00 No.97428958 Report

Quoted By:

>>97428639
I know that feel, bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:58:00 No.97428959 Report

Quoted By:

>Play Brink
>Start dressing in garbage bags and green hair and all cool that shit
>Suddenly get lots of looks from security
>Security fucking my objective with their bullets
>Lost my hostage at an assault that weekend
>New viral every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 21:58:00 No.97428971 Report

Quoted By:

This is the perfect thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:01:00 No.97429198 Report

Quoted By:

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Half Life
>Start dressing in HEV suit, with nice orange things, boots and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from breen
>combine fucking me with their striders everywhere
>Lost my virginity the same week at some vortigaunt I met at resistance´s hideout club
>Get a new crowbar every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:01:00 No.97429247 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Silent Hunter
>Start dressing in kriegsmarine clothes, with nice coat, binoculars and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from Royal Navy
>Brits fucking me with their depth charges everywhere
>Lost half of my crew the same week at some destroyer I met at Dogger Bank
>Intercept a new convoy every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:03:00 No.97429349 Report

Quoted By:

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play STALKER
>Start dressing in hooded clothes, with nice jacket, boots and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from girls
>Girls fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my virginity the same week at some girl I met at club
>Get a new girl every weekend
>pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:04:00 No.97429513 Report

Quoted By:

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play /v/
>Start posting vidja threads
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from tripfags
>viralfags and fanbros sage my threads daily
>Start posting non-vidja threads
>Get 250+ reply threads every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:06:00 No.97429621 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Devil May Cry
>Start dressing in red trenchcoats, with nice vest, boots and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from Lady
>Virgil fucking me with his swords everywhere
>Lost my virgil the same week as I cut him down
>Get CUHRAYZEE every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:06:00 No.97429680 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Borderlands
>Start dressing like a Truxican Wrestler moon-lighting as a dominatrix
>Suddenly gets lots of looks from Bandits
>Bandits striping my flesh and salting the wound with their eyes
>Lost my bird the same week I met three other fags
>Get a new gun every minute
pic related, it's me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:12:00 No.97430269 Report

Quoted By: >>97430759

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Dig Dug
>Start dressing as an astronaut despite being a miner and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from dragons
>Dragons fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my fruit the same week at some dragon I blew up with my bicycle pump
>Get a new piece of fruit every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:13:00 No.97430394 Report

Quoted By:

>Lost my virgil the same week as I cut him down

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:14:00 No.97430504 Report

Quoted By:

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Kingdom Hearts
>Start dressing in colourful 12 year old clothes
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from Disney Princesses
>Heartless fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my friends the same week I find a keyblade
>Get a new Disney friend every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:17:00 No.97430759 Report

Quoted By: >>97430965

>>97430269
when you say it like that, it really doesn't make that much sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:17:00 No.97430790 Report

Quoted By:

>be 20+ virgin
>play S.T.A.L.K.E.R. SoC
>Start dressing in cheap hooded jackets, track pants, backpacks with weed leafs on them, all that cool shit
>suddenly get in a lot of fights with loners
>guys dressed like me everywhere
>lose my shitty MP5 to some loner who wounded me at the carpark
>talk to myself at a new campfire every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:18:00 No.97430884 Report

Quoted By: >>97432682

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Saints Row 2
>Start dressing in loads of different clothes, Hotdog outfits, ninja suits, pimp clothes all that cool shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from the Son of Samedi
>Pimps fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my virginity the same week I hit some girl with a club
>Get a new homie every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:19:00 No.97430965 Report

Quoted By:

>>97430759
I know. I actually had to read it back to myself to make sure I was getting it all right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:20:00 No.97431145 Report

Quoted By:

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play X-Com UFO Defense
>Start dressing in combat gear, with nice personal armour, boots and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from Snakemen
>Snakemen fucking me with their heavy plasma everywhere
>Lost my morale the same week at Chryssalid I met at terror mission
>Get a new rank every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:20:00 No.97431150 Report

Quoted By:

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Resident evil 5
>Start GETTING BUFF, Bulging Arms, nice Chest, boots and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from Somali dudes
>Lickers fucking me with their Tounges everywhere
>Lost my Partner the same week at some Wesker I met at the Mansion
>Get a new Partner every weekend

Ekkusu

Ekkusu Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:21:00 No.97431244 Report

Quoted By:

>>97424589
>>97424928

I did too with my cookies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:22:00 No.97431347 Report

Quoted By:

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Amnesia
>Start bringing lanterns and tinderboxes with me
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from monsters
>Monsters fucking me with their claws everywhere
>Lost my sanity the same week at some monster I met at brennenburg castle
>Get a new monster every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:25:00 No.97431662 Report

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>be 20+ virgin
>Play The Witcher
>Start dressing in studded leather jackets, slings with potion holders, steel swords and silver swords, all that cool shit
>suddenly get a lot of contracts from noticeboards
>professional dice poker players fucking me with their dice everywhere
>lose my inventory to some guards in prison
>acquire new talents every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:26:00 No.97431706 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Shogun 2: Total War
>Start dressing in samurai clothes, with nice armor, mask and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from geishas
>Ninjas fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my honor the same week at some shogun I met at club
>Get a shamefur dispray every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:27:00 No.97431866 Report

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> be 20+ virgin
> play league of legends
> buy a skin on sale
> suddenly a lot of looks from summoners
> summoners fucking me with their eyes errywhere
> lost my virginity the first time i played 3v3
> get a new skin erry week

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:28:00 No.97431913 Report

Quoted By: >>97432238 >>97432617

>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Freespace
>Start dressing in space suits, with nice helmet, gloves and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from aliens
>Shivans fucking me with their beam cannons everywhere
>Got shot down the same week by some Lucifer I met at Gamma Draconis
>Lose another system every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:31:00 No.97432238 Report

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>>97431913
Not Gmod?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:31:00 No.97432291 Report

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>this thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:33:00 No.97432448 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Sims 3
>Start dressing in preppy clothes with a leather jacket and get cosmetic surgery to make me more masculine (bigger chin).
>Suddenly get shot down on every attempt I make to get with a woman.
>Girls eye fucking other people everywhere.
>Don't lose my virginity after several attempts.
>Burn down the house.

Pic related, its me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:33:00 No.97432490 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Shadow of the Colossus
>Start dressing in tribal robes and sandals
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from Colossi
>Colossi fucking me with their size everywhere
>Lost my body to a supreme being
>Get a new reincarnation every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:33:00 No.97432493 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Team Fortress 2
>Start wearing hats, construction hats, party hats, hats with confetti flying out of them and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from blus
>Blus fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>Got a domination the same week with some blu I met at Gravelpit
>Get a new team every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:34:00 No.97432558 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Demon's Souls
>Start dressing in medieval armor, with nice visor, boots and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from girls
>Bouncers fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my teeth the same week at some Bouncer I met at club
>Get beat down like a bitch every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:34:00 No.97432562 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play pokemon black
>Start dressing up in trainer clothes, nice hat, backpack, pokedex I got off amazon, and all that cool shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from pokemon
>Gardevoir fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my virginity the same week at some Zoroark I caught in the forest
>Get a new pokemon every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:34:00 No.97432594 Report

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>Not 20+ virgin
>Play vidya games
>Im a girl

Come on over for a good time, I got Portal 2 recently
I also have bewbs

!!Q3opPDaKzPo

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!!Q3opPDaKzPo Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:35:00 No.97432617 Report

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>>97431913
>Lose another system every weekend
That does it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:35:00 No.97432636 Report

Quoted By: >>97432893 >>97433350

summer /v/ summed up in one thread LOL NEW MEME GUIZE XD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:35:00 No.97432682 Report

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>>97430884
I like this one

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:37:00 No.97432892 Report

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>Be 20 virgin
>Play terraria
>Start dressing in heavy metal armor, with nice flaming swords and accessories
>suddenly get lots of looks from slimes
>Slimes humping me with their jelly everywhere
>get some gold coins the same week by some biggass worm I summoned in the Corruption
>Get a platinum coin erry weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:37:00 No.97432893 Report

Quoted By: >>97434927

>>97432636
No one said this is a new meme... These threads happen all year round, moron.

I remember the E3 Gaben Joke thread that we had several months ago. And at least this is semi-vidya related instead of completely unrelated.

In short : return to your dubs thread or >>>/b/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:40:00 No.97433120 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Stalker
>Start dressing in bullet-proof vests, respirators survival gear and raincoats
>Stop showering and start eating nothing but canned meat, bread and sausages
>Suddenly get a lot of looks from girls
>Girls avoiding me everywhere
>Chased into the zone by police
>Hear a new joke by the campfire every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:42:00 No.97433350 Report

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>>97432636

> nofunallowed.png

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:42:00 No.97433366 Report

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>>97421721

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:42:00 No.97433378 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Baldur's Gate 2
>Start dressing in studded leather armour, with nice helmet, boots of speed and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from Dynaheir
>Mind Flayers fucking me with their claws everywhere
>Lost my hamster the same week at some kobolds I met at an underground lair
>Get a catchphrase girl every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:47:00 No.97433643 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Homeworld
>Start dressing in fleet command clothes, with nice neural link, wires and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from turanic raiders
>Raiders fucking me with corvettes eyes everywhere
>Lost my planet the same week at some Taiidani I met 3000 years ago
>No one is left. Everything is gone. Kharak is burning.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:47:00 No.97433685 Report

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>>97421721

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:47:00 No.97433705 Report

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>be 20+ virgin
>play league of legends
>start dressing like shen, with nice martial arts suit, katanas and all cool that shit
>suddenly get lots of looks from akali
>asian women fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>protected a girls virginity at a club with my ult the same week
>taunt invisible hamsters every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:53:00 No.97434335 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Tomba 2
>Start dressing like Tomba, with pink hair, green shorts and all cool that shit
>Suddenly get lot of looks from evil pigs
>Evil pigs attacking me everywhere
>Lose my girlfriend the same week at some evil pig
>New Pig Bag every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 22:54:00 No.97434436 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Messiah
>Start dressing in newborn baby clothes, with nice diaper, pacifier and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from mere mortals
>Armed guards fucking me with their automatic weapons everywhere
>Lost my right to preside in Gods holy presence the same week at some meatsuit I met at military base
>Get a new mortal host every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 23:00:00 No.97434927 Report

Quoted By: >>97435096 >>97435183

>>97432893
>>97432893
>>97432893
>>97432893
you are new/underage if you think these are still funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 23:01:00 No.97435044 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Minecraft
>Start dressing in skins
>Suddenly get lots of looks from zombies
>Skeletons fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my items the same week at some creeper I met in a field
>Get a new wolf every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 23:01:00 No.97435096 Report

Quoted By: >>97436054

>>97434927
NO
VIDYA
RELATED
FUN
ALLOWED

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 23:02:00 No.97435183 Report

Quoted By: >>97436054

>>97434927

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 23:02:00 No.97435187 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play M&M:Dark Messiah
>Start dressing in old medieval clothes , with leather pants nice gloves ,itchy shirt and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from girls
>Girls fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my virginity the same weekend with some succubus that was inside me
>Get a new succubus every weekend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 23:09:00 No.97435856 Report

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>Be 20+ toonaholic
>Play Red dead redemption
>Start dressing in old west clothes, with nice vest, boots and all cool that shit
>Suddenly gets lot of looks from girls
>Girls fucking me with their eyes everywhere
>Lost my virginity the same week at some girl I met at club
>Get a new girl every weekend

I am bluenose !TRDSKn63Js

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I am bluenose !TRDSKn63Js Sat 04 Jun 2011 23:09:00 No.97435866 Report

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>Be 20+ virgin
>Play Timesplitters: Future Perfect
>Start dressing in black suits with body armour and red goggles
>Suddenly get looks from splitters everywhere
>lose virginity to a zombie in a haunted mansion
>It's time to split every weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 23:11:00 No.97436054 Report

Quoted By: >>97436267 >>97436299 >>97436381 >>97436448

>>97435096
>>97435183
oh look more memes. ya know these are the threads ruining /v/. completely unoriginal and lacking creativity yet you guys think you are being HILARIOUS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 23:13:00 No.97436267 Report

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>>97436054
keep bumping the thread bud

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 23:13:00 No.97436299 Report

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>>97436054
Is your anus a bit frustrated, my favourite anon?
A tad rectally-inflamed are we?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 23:14:00 No.97436381 Report

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>>97436054

I don't think you know what we do here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 23:15:00 No.97436448 Report

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>>97436054
You are really mad that people are having fun, aren't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2011 23:35:00 No.97438396 Report

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>>97421549
I THINK I see what you did there

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