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Alright, /v/, I will confess - I am a newfag when it comes to E3 and fort building. Despite this, though, I will construct the greatest fort mankind has ever conceived, and may my plans give my fellow anons to rise above and beyond for this monumentous occasion.
My room has two side-alcoves, one with my computer and tv, and the other with my microwave and fridge. I shall hang one blanket above the entrance of my viewing quarters, one cattycornering the other alcove, and one from the two opposite corners. To begin this ritual, every hour on the hour until E3, I shall light holy incense as an offering to the vidya gaem gods to bless me on this holy fast from sleep so that I may devote myself to this. As I begin construction, I will dissasemble my bed's frames to create structural support, and the mattresses will provide sturdy walls against any outside instrusion. The top of my television shelf will shield my head, and I will even pull out my nails to hammer my blankets to the walls should my furniture not yield enough support. My laptop shall me placed on a holy alter that is my stool-chair, and a miniture fort will be established around where I will sit. As in the holiest of holies, I shall treat this place with upmost respect, venturing outside only when a most desprate of times has come upon me. I have raided my pantry to holy a week's worth of stock to last a whole of this event. And lastly, I will commemorate my lonesome event with pictures to share with you all.
So tell me, /v/ - is my body ready?