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HOW E3 WAS WON

Anonymous !1LTek3FWf. No.97770104 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>97776407 >>97777254 >>97777452 >>97778829 >>97779149 >>97780826 >>97781923 >>97784417
>Nintendo conference
>Reggie does the usual intro stuff
>Suddenly, "I'm also pleased to announce an exciting title due for the release of our next system"
>Stage goes to black
>A spotlight shines on a lone man sitting on the edge of stage, banjo in hand
>He slowly strums the opening notes to Spiral Mountain theme
>Music gains momentum
>Crowd is gasping in anticipation
>Screen lights up with gameplay of Banjo-Kazooie 3
>Banjo guys syncs perfectly with footage of note collectan, platforman, teamworkan in one of the massive new worlds
>All in glorious 1080p
>Gameplay ends, stage lights up again
>Thunderous applause
>Reggie: "The Banjo-Kazooie franchise returns to Nintendo platforms. We hope that you'll enjoy our continuation of this gaming legacy."

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