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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:07:00 No.99907771 View View Reply Original Report

SHUT UP! Enough already, /v/! Who cares about Ocarina of Time 3D anyway? The series has only one game, for Christ's sake! Link to the Past? Ocarina of Time? Twilight Princess? They're the same game! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:08:00 No.99907858 Report

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did you invent the piano neck tie?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:12:00 No.99908186 Report

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Link can't spin left. Because waggle controls

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:13:00 No.99908330 Report

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OOT3DS did interest me, but I never bought the game let alone a 3DS because I y'know, played the game on N64.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:13:00 No.99908379 Report

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inb4 pics of OoT and then he says it's beautiful

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:15:00 No.99908551 Report

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That Link is so hot right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:17:00 No.99908799 Report

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I INVENTED HALO!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MIYAMOTO?! NOTHING! YOU'VE DONE NOTHING!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:22:00 No.99909408 Report

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The sad thing is, I really feel this way.

WHY is this game getting 90's and 100's?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:28:00 No.99910079 Report

Quoted By: >>99910314

What is this..? A 4 HOUR CAMPAIGN?! 'It's just a mod-' I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU'RE EXCUSES, THE GAME NEEDS TO BE AT LEAST... 5 TIMES LONGER

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:29:00 No.99910241 Report

Quoted By: >>99910607

Better find a bomb to blow up that rock blocking your path.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:29:00 No.99910314 Report

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>>99910079
should have been 20 minutes

and "it's just a demo"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:31:00 No.99910521 Report

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TUSHY SQUEEZE!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:32:00 No.99910607 Report

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>>99910241
STICK A SWORD OF TIME IN IT, ZANE!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:34:00 No.99910777 Report

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IT'S JUST A DAY SPA

N.A.V.Y

DAY!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:36:00 No.99910978 Report

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...and then I woke up. I've never even been to Death Mountain.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:39:00 No.99911348 Report

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Buying the same game over and over makes you happy.

HAPPY!

HAPPY!

HAPPY!

HAPPY!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:41:00 No.99911579 Report

Quoted By: >>99911773

Didn't you ever stop to think that maybe there's more to game development than making lots of money? I mean, maybe we should be doing something more meaningful with our lives...

...like making new games

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:43:00 No.99911773 Report

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>>99911579
Uh...Miyamoto? WHAT new games?

I DON'T KNOW. GAMES THAT ARE NEW.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:45:00 No.99911917 Report

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Remake the same game? But who on gods green earth would be BEEFHEADED enough to buy that!?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:47:00 No.99912145 Report

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>>99911773
Zelda games ARE new! They have new block pushing puzzles!

They also look cool and inspire lots of people on DeviantArt!

Know what could really help you sort through these important issues?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:47:00 No.99912160 Report

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Okay I want a nice clean rehash. Old school rules. No new gameplay mechanics.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:49:00 No.99912392 Report

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>>99912145
NINTENDO 64 PORTS ON THE 3DS!!!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:49:00 No.99912446 Report

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>>99912392

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:49:00 No.99912452 Report

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This is glorious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:50:00 No.99912548 Report

Quoted By: >>99912759

>redub of Zoolander but with videogames
>SHUT UP AND TAKE MY RUPPEES

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:50:00 No.99912552 Report

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There was this one part when I was sandwiched between Gannon and a Finish Dwarf where I really could feel like I was playing an original game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:52:00 No.99912759 Report

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>>99912446
>you're now hearing this scene with Saria's Song instead

>>99912548
If /v/ wasn't a mass of hambeasts, I'd say we should organize something. Oh well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:55:00 No.99913023 Report

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Don't you know drinking potions out of bottles makes me farty and bloated!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:56:00 No.99913230 Report

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how is this the best thing on /v/ in months

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:57:00 No.99913268 Report

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What do we do when we fall off the horse?

...

Play Epona's Song!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:58:00 No.99913385 Report

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>>99913268
Sorry Iwata. I'm not a magician.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 21:59:00 No.99913481 Report

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Love this.

So much.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:02:00 No.99913818 Report

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Miyamoto, you're more dead to me than Gunpei Yokoi.

I'M JUST GALD HE DIDN'T LIVE TO SEE YOU MAKING GAMES ABOUT PUPPIES.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:02:00 No.99913865 Report

Quoted By: >>99914080

Mr. Miyamoto, we also here you're working on a new game. Can you tell us about it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:03:00 No.99913958 Report

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>>99913818
...

...Nintendogs...

NINTENDOGS!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:04:00 No.99914080 Report

Quoted By: >>99914224

>>99913865
Actually I can't Steve because it's not yet perfected. But I can tell you that it's called Zelda and uh....

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:05:00 No.99914224 Report

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>>99914080
AND IF I TELL YOU ANYTHING ELSE THIS GUYS GONNA KILL ME HAHAHAHA!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:06:00 No.99914346 Report

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Well done OP.

I fucking lol'd

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:09:00 No.99914641 Report

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>>99907771
>did this with MW1, MW2, and Black Ops
>got saged to death
>OP does a zelda one
>its actually turns into a funny thread
>mfw
Which is weird, because the CoD games are actually more similar than the zeldas ever are.
thouhg the thread is still hilarious

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:09:00 No.99914659 Report

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Thanks Lenny.

You know a lot of people said winning awards twice for the same game couldn't happen. Well I guess I showed....

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:09:00 No.99914715 Report

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>>99914659

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:10:00 No.99914734 Report

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I'm sorry innovative developers like us made you throw up and complain on the internet. For serious <3

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:10:00 No.99914781 Report

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>>99914715
...........

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:12:00 No.99915011 Report

Quoted By: >>99915114 >>99915132

wshhh

whhhp

whssshp!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:13:00 No.99915114 Report

Quoted By: >>99915405 >>99915438

>>99915011
THEY'RE PLAYING KINECT ADVENTURES!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:13:00 No.99915132 Report

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>>99915011
>kinect.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:14:00 No.99915282 Report

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you're good, /v/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:15:00 No.99915312 Report

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I love OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:15:00 No.99915366 Report

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Don't play new IP's. They're stupid and dumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:15:00 No.99915405 Report

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>>99915114
>>99915114
>>99915114

!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:16:00 No.99915438 Report

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>>99915114
I fucking lost it.

10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:18:00 No.99915680 Report

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>take movie making fun of the modelling industry
>replace "modelling" with "video games"
>it's just as funny

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:18:00 No.99915723 Report

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Well played op

Anonymous

Please help me archive this!

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:21:00 No.99915981 Report

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PLEAS!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:21:00 No.99916010 Report

Quoted By: >>99916105

Are you challenging me to make a new game?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:22:00 No.99916105 Report

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>>99916010
Don't do it Miyamoto it wont make any mone...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:23:00 No.99916210 Report

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>>99916105

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:26:00 No.99916517 Report

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>>99913385

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:31:00 No.99916968 Report

Quoted By: >>99918469

Zoolander sucked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:31:00 No.99916984 Report

Quoted By: >>99917167

...and that's when I figured out that Nintendo was cranking out the same game over and over again to its customers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:31:00 No.99916997 Report

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I'd pay good money to see these dubbed on youtube.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:32:00 No.99917167 Report

Quoted By: >>99917425

>>99916984
But why rehashes?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:35:00 No.99917425 Report

Quoted By: >>99917651 >>99917810

>>99917167
Think about it consumer. Established brands work in any retail environment. You'll buy it because you think it will be better than like last one. Like buying an $80 pair of jeans every 2 months. It's unnecessary. But because it's established you'll get it because you're comfortable with it, even though the last pair you bought is just fine like it is. They trick you into spending money on the same shit over and over expecting something new and innovative...but it's not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:36:00 No.99917529 Report

Quoted By: >>99918008

archive this shit now, and let's do a youtube dub.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:37:00 No.99917651 Report

Quoted By: >>99917759

>>99917425
Think of every Nintendo franchise game you've ever bought. It's all the same shit over and over. BUY OUR GAME CONSUMER...BUY OUR GAME NOW. Consumers are mindless sheep and shelling out millions of dollars for the same shit every year is killing the industry on sequel at a time.

Chicken

Chicken Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:37:00 No.99917678 Report

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WHAT IS THIS

A CONSOLE FOR ANTS?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:38:00 No.99917759 Report

Quoted By: >>99917830

>>99917651
But why rehashes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:38:00 No.99917776 Report

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>this thread
Cool Story Hansel

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:39:00 No.99917810 Report

Quoted By: >>99918008

>>99917425
>Like buying an $80 pair of jeans every 2 months.
>$80
Jesus christ wat.
The rest is all true...that's why I bought Ocarina of Time 3D like the good little whore I am.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:39:00 No.99917830 Report

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>>99917759
Are you serious? I...just explained it like 2 posts ago....

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:40:00 No.99918008 Report

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>>99917810
I never played the whole thing through, so it wasn't a total waste.

>>99917529
Stop this shit
http://archive.no-ip.org/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:41:00 No.99918030 Report

Quoted By: >>99925873

Someone should stream this movie now... I wanna watch it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:42:00 No.99918174 Report

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Young. Hot. Rash.
with more rehashes in the same year than any game dev ever, and an attitude that says "who cares, it's only money"
"I hear alot of words like boring, and rehash and perfectly casualized bloodyscreen. To me that's like, a criticism of laziness that i try to steer clear of"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:42:00 No.99918182 Report

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>congrats, this thread has been requested 5 times and will now be archived
Good job, men.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:45:00 No.99918469 Report

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>>99916968

Fuck you, cockfag.

5 star thread OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:47:00 No.99918714 Report

Quoted By: >>99918936

>mfw the awards show is Spike Awards
>everyone attending is exactly the same; celebrities who don't play vidya

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:48:00 No.99918902 Report

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This fucking thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:49:00 No.99918936 Report

Quoted By: >>99919274 >>99919356

>>99918714
who would be the prime minister

it would have to be somebody who is trying to save the industry or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:52:00 No.99919274 Report

Quoted By: >>99919486

>>99918936
gabe or bobby kotick

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:52:00 No.99919356 Report

Quoted By: >>99919486

>>99918936

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:53:00 No.99919486 Report

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>>99919274
>>99919356
stop that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 22:58:00 No.99920014 Report

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...and the thread of the year award goes to...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 23:03:00 No.99920544 Report

Quoted By: >>99920938

This thread is so good, I'd put a copy of it inside my computer

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 23:07:00 No.99920938 Report

Quoted By: >>99921023

>>99920544
I've never used one of these. Is it a console?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 23:08:00 No.99921023 Report

Quoted By: >>99921743

>>99920938
forgot my pic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 23:14:00 No.99921743 Report

Quoted By: >>99921895

>>99921023
Matilda told me that the game code was inside the computer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 23:16:00 No.99921895 Report

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>>99921743

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 23:19:00 No.99922322 Report

Quoted By: >>99924158

>hurr zelda rehash
>zoolander
>people think this is funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 23:26:00 No.99923098 Report

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speaking of Nintendo
>today's eShop release
>Tennis
Welp, maybe next week we'll get something worth playing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 23:35:00 No.99924158 Report

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>>99922322
Spite is the essence of anger, and anger is the essence of trolls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jun 2011 23:50:00 No.99925873 Report

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>>99918030
second

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