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tHe Mi5sINgn0: A STRAIGHT MO0VE! It must be performed from a second-story room with a window that overlooks a fairly deep swimming pool, with a high-dive board. First off, the chick pours a cup of steaming coffee onto the dude's cock. Ahh, he now feels great. So, he performs a "Catch the Weedle" [Attaches a tiny viking helm to his dick and shoves it up her ass, refusing to let it out} on her. After this, both parties dive through the window (PROTIP: Don't open the window, just dive through the glass. You gotta do this as soon as the Weedle's been caught!] and fall into the pool below. nOW, the woman starts swimming laps, while the dude races up the high dive ladDer. On her next lap towards the high dive board, the chick flips onto her back, and spreads her legs, meanwhile, the dude tries to bellyflop ontop of her, so that his cock lands right in her vajjjjjjjj with the force of a jizzing Wailord. If he does this right, both will violently collide with to the pool's bottom and then be gently lifted back to the surface.
The goal of a Missingno is to cum, just as her skull cracks against the pool's bottom. If you fail to accomplish this, then you have merely performed The 999.
If you successfully perform The Missingno, it is customary to snort 128 mg of the drug of your choice as a cool-down exorcize.