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I am not a troll. I am not insane, and no, this is not copy pasta.
This is a first hand account of my experience with an extra terrestrial and even though it might seem unbelievable and downright absurd, I decided to come here to tell you guys about it because I have never told anyone before and I suddenly just felt compelled to get it all off my chest, and I figure this is the best place if any to do it.

This is real. I am real. He is real. So here it goes.

It was June 20th, 2007 and I lived in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
I was 17 and had just finished High School, so naturally I was in high spirits, out celebrating and fucking shit up with friends. After a night of partying and profuse drinking I managed to get myself home safely. Our house was a little ways off of the main college campus, and behind our back yard we had about 3 miles of dense woods that I would frequently wander about and get high in. It was about 4am and I decided to take a stroll out there before I went inside to crash for the night.

I remember stumbling about until I came to the familiar clearing with my usual sitting stump, so I sat, rolled a blunt and took out my iPod to listen to some music. I forget exactly how much time had passed but not long after, I remember something above catching my attention, when I looked up I saw these three purple lights in the sky, arranged in a V formation. It looked close, like whatever it happened to be was flying really low. Immediately I sobered the fuck up and turned off my music.
As I stared at it, I was able to make out the craft, It was triangular in shape, and the lights were situated on the bottom in a vertical fashion.