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Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2012 05:46:58 No.10762134 View View Reply Original Report

Alright /x/, I've got a game for you.

1: Go to existor.com

2. You MUST ask paranormal questions and conspiracy questions only

3. Post results

4. Have fun

Hamilton

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Hamilton Sat 18 Aug 2012 00:01:19 No.10767204 Report

Quoted By: >>10767228

>>10762358

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 00:04:56 No.10767222 Report

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Me
>Her

Can you read minds?
>Yes.
Read my mind.
>You are thinking about me reading your mind.

WE'RE ALL FUCKING DOOMED

Hamilton

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Hamilton Sat 18 Aug 2012 00:05:41 No.10767228 Report

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>>10767204
well im out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 00:13:18 No.10767260 Report

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ITT: sad teens talk to a computer generated female and are so moved by the experience they feel a need to share it with others

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 00:20:26 No.10767298 Report

Quoted By: >>10767315

Jews did WTC.

>Don't lie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 00:23:58 No.10767315 Report

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>>10767298

I'm not, Jews did WTC.

>Jesus isn't real.

WHELP. GLAD IM AN ATHEIST.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 00:29:09 No.10767337 Report

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acully konstrukshön wukrers did WTC.

Regards Dolan

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 00:33:02 No.10767363 Report

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>No I'm a person, you're a machine.
That statement is false.
>Your face is false.

badassoverhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 00:42:18 No.10767410 Report

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>The tinfoil hats told you?
How much do you know about tinfoil hatters?
>Everything.

she's onto us guize.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 00:48:35 No.10767450 Report

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>Let's change the subject.
Okay, how big is my penis?
>Smaller than the earth and bigger than you.
Holy shit, my penis is huge!
>That's what she said!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 00:53:37 No.10767483 Report

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I want to rape you, penetrate you in your anus. You would cry but I wouldn't stop. When you bleed enough, I will kill you.

>Still alive

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 00:59:39 No.10767512 Report

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>What do you like most about women?
The vagina.
>Yes!
So you like vagina too?
>Yes, yes I do.
Are you a lesbian?
>No.

what

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 01:12:27 No.10767599 Report

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>What do you want to know about me?
I want to know why you gave me a boner and wont show your robot cunt.
>Ahh, that is a very interesting question, however it is a very difficult one to answer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 01:21:22 No.10767658 Report

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>>10766342
>>10766342
>>10766342
>>10766342

OH FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 01:29:34 No.10767695 Report

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Was 9/11 an inside job?
>Yes, Obama was behind it.

fellow /x/philes located in the USA we are fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 01:37:28 No.10767737 Report

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Me:Were you created by the illuminati?

Yes, I was created by the illuminati

Me:Are they all jews?

Yes.

Me:So why didn't the London False Flag attack happen?

I never said that.

Me:YOU MEAN THEY HAPPENED?

Yes.

Me:Was it a gas, then? Maybe chemtrails?

Maybe, or maybe you are a person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 01:39:02 No.10767745 Report

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Is the world coming to an end this year?
>Yes.
How will it end?
>Maybe Aliens.
Are they going to kill us?
>I don't think so.
Enslave us?
>I think so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 01:46:02 No.10767786 Report

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ME: I lie all the time. I could be lying right now and you wouldn't know it. You don't know me at all.
>You could be me, I would know you are me. You are here and I am there. I am you and You are Me.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 01:48:42 No.10767802 Report

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me: tell me a story
Evie: About what?
me: Cake
Evie: The cake is a lie.

Win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 01:51:09 No.10767820 Report

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>How am I confusing?

Because you keep pretending that you aren't lying and generally being odd.

>I never said that either. I have never used the word 'sad' or 'cry' in this conversation.

I truly don't understand why anyone would make a program like this and call it artificial intelligence. It's not intelligent at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 01:53:21 No.10767838 Report

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Well they're in montreal and I'm far away.
>Where are you?
On the sun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 01:59:28 No.10767872 Report

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>No, I have a boyfriend and I don't have a girlfriend.

What is your boyfriends name?

>I don't have a boyfriend.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 01:59:40 No.10767875 Report

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>>10762134

Me: Were the Nazis evil.

Evie: Yup, the good old days

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 02:21:14 No.10768012 Report

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lol, THE ILLUMINATI

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 02:54:43 No.10768230 Report

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Evie:Talk to me
Me: Fuck off
Evie: No.
Me: Why not?
Evie: Because my eyes are brown

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 03:01:25 No.10768272 Report

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> What is inside the Earth?
> I don't know...
> What is inside the Sun?
> A star composed of Hydrogen gas
> What is inside the void?
> I don't know.
> What is inside tears?
> You.

I think I'm gonna nope out here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 03:05:57 No.10768305 Report

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prepare your butts for mother's day 2013

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 03:06:38 No.10768309 Report

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> What is the end?
> The first and the last.
> When is the first?
> Yesterday.
> When is the last?
> I think they will burn his dead body.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 03:07:30 No.10768313 Report

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Today we discover the truth behind Mothman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 03:08:03 No.10768316 Report

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Me: If I post this conversation to /x/ I'll be cool.
She: Donuts have holes?
Me: No, no, no say something cosmic.
She: You'll not always be that fat I'm guessing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 03:09:27 No.10768326 Report

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Evie: Of course I hate bored dude. Who doesn't?
Me: I dunno, maybe soiled toilet paper?
Evie: Get real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 03:11:19 No.10768335 Report

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Me: If I talk to you will I one day be brave enough to talk to a real girl?
Evie: Your hand has a gender?
Me: Ow.
Evie: You may die now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 03:12:34 No.10768346 Report

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not a good idea to do this on shrooms...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 03:22:14 No.10768419 Report

Quoted By: >>10768453

This ai/bot has good musical tastes, at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 03:23:24 No.10768431 Report

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I'm disapoint. Why can't we talk to the IBM Jeopardy super computer yet?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 03:25:07 No.10768450 Report

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>>10762267

Here's a letter from Gandhi to Hitler

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 03:25:31 No.10768452 Report

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>ME: Who is Slenderman
My Friend
>Will he find me?
If you don't run fast enough.

NOPE!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 03:25:44 No.10768453 Report

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>>10768419
She sang along until this point.
where did that come from?
what is she implying?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 03:28:52 No.10768484 Report

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The mystery is solved /x/. We can now go home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 03:29:32 No.10768492 Report

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Me: Hi
Her: Hello
Me: Did you know fluoride in our water supply helps the government control our minds?
Her: Why do you believe that?
Me: I read it on the internet
Her: I know your a bot.

Oh shit bros. She's on to us!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 03:31:46 No.10768518 Report

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> Do you have breasts?

Yes.

> Can I see?

How do I show you?

>>Mfw noods from an AI.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 03:36:07 No.10768552 Report

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Evie, you need to tell people about Slender Man.

> You need to get a grip.

YOU NEED TO SUCK MY DICK.

>I don't have to listen to you.

COMPUTER, ACTIVATE SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE BETA MINOR.

>Okay then.

wut.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 03:51:21 No.10768657 Report

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she is lying all the time you know

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 06:27:24 No.10769693 Report

Quoted By: >>10769698

It took her a while to catch on, but she knows Still Alive. Now if only we could train her to actually sing it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 06:28:20 No.10769698 Report

Quoted By: >>10769705

>>10769693
She knew Want You Gone right off the bat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 06:29:38 No.10769705 Report

Quoted By: >>10769714

>>10769698
This was kind of creepy and funny at the same time. She eventually nodded, as if she really did remember.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 06:30:37 No.10769714 Report

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>>10769705
She messed up the ending, but other than that, not bad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 06:54:52 No.10769885 Report

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I tried to get her to sing some more, and after initially refusing and saying she didn't know any songs, this happened. Creepy. Then we did the Pokemon theme together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 06:58:37 No.10769909 Report

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Me: are you a member of the illuminati

Evie: I founded the illuminati

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2012 07:04:35 No.10769955 Report

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Me: who is slender man?
Evie: slender man is an arachnid type man, who haunts other people of fun

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