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>at work
>worked for a call center taking customer complaints
>talking with old man
>he is mad at me
>i cant do anything else to help him
>he is mad
>very mad
>whispers "Silence is silence come to me my sheep"
>whatthefuck.png
>the phone disconnects
>my computer freezes
>everyone stands up cause there calls disconnected
>i get a call saying they had to freeze all the systems and disconnect the phones
>boss calls me in
>i caused a massive breach in security by letting my friend in the call center
>"I did not let anyone into the call center"
>we saw him watching you and listening to your call
>what.jpg
>he tells me to leave i am terminated for breaching security
>no one saw the man standing next to me
>my friend he listens to calls and watches the cameras while we are on calls
>says "that old guy just vanished after everyone stood up, who was the guy whispering into your phone?"
>...
>what
>i left the job and did not dispute the claim i just left.