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N-N-N-N-N-N-NOPE THREAD!
I've got a few; I'll begin.

> Be like ~6 months ago.
> Be like 3:30am
> 4 of my closest mates and I are chillin', watching horror movies, drinking & the like in one of our haunted as fuck houses.
> Just checked Facebook from the loft, first-floor.
> Get back downstairs and see the other 4 asleep on mattresses in front of T.V. that's still playing a movie (Fuck knows what movie)
> Cutedthefuckout.jpg
> Decide not to bother anyone so I lay down (on the fucking hardwood floorboards; drunk logic.), perpendicular, to them and put in the ol' iPod.
> IronMaiden.mp3
> listening to "Fear of The Dark". Thought it was appropriate.
> See lady walk past the door way, from the stairs into the kitchen.
> Whatevers.png
> Realise that no-one else is in the house. (Mate's Dad was out)
> Nope the fuck outta there and park my self right in the middle of the man-train (no homo) and sleep.
> Tell friend about it the next day.
> "Yeah, she walks around a lot. I often see her upstairs."
> creepedout.exe

Turns out his house is fucking creepy. Shit goes down a lot.

Pic unrelated.