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!!CfkIdUaDdQl No.10015156 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Nope thread. Start it off with the best one I've heard to date.

>About 7 or 8 years old at the time
>Summer break, about 1 am pulling an all nighter
>Mom and dad sleep in their own room
>Grandma has been staying at our house for a few weeks(displaced from an apartment fire)
>She has been sleeping in the living room
>Im watching tv
>Get hungry, decide to go to the kitchen for a snack
>Walk to the kitchen, have to pass the living room doorway to get there
>Look in as I walk by
>Grandma is standing on the couch
>Staring directly at me
>Turn around, run to my room and lock doors
>Man it out in my room for the night
>About 9 a.m.
>Mom knocks on door
>Tells me not to freak out, that grandma passed away and not to go into living room until ambulance arrives