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F'in nope

!MKp8tDekDM No.10019221 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
So about an hour ago I had the biggest Nope moment of my life

>My friend Brad and my ex gf went to go smoke to relax before our final exams for the semester tomorrow, I went along but didn't smoke (I feel like its bad karma before tests).

>They get pretty high in Brad's car, I sit on a park bench a few yards away so that I don't get smoke boxed.

>My ex says she needs to get to her dorm before 10 so we leave.

>Brad starts driving, but he was still high and so his driving was sketchy.

>I'm sitting in the back next to a pile of Brad's shit.

>Every now and then I would look over, and because of his stuff being there, I thought I saw a person in the edge of my vision, but when I look it disappears.

>Ex looks back and smiles at me, then gives me a weird look before turning around.

>See the figure, and reach over and throw Brad's stuff to the ground.

>Figure reappears, and I look at it again....it doesn't go away..